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I'm going to kill myself on Friday and it will make the

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I'm going to kill myself on Friday and it will make the news, be watching at 9 am.
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>>593514248
where you from so i can tune in fag
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>>593514248
i dont get up until 11, can you push it back to noon?
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>>593515259
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>>593515259
I live in Connecticut, that's as much as I'll say.
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>Implying every time a random faggot offs himself it makes the news
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>>593515638
Maybe he's going to do it in a sensational way. He did post a picture of Columbine after all.
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I live in Texas, (midcities), all I can say
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arsenal?
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Of all days, Friday? Monday is much more of a kill yourself kind of day.
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>>593515559
>>593515810
Guokei
Are you taking some people with you OP.? Are you scared.? Is your lifebar ending quickly.?
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>>593515810

Gonna have to give us some more details or how the fuck will we know it was you?
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>>593514248
youre an idiot. The news is different everywhere. You are not that popular to be on every news station. faggot. i wont watch.
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Wow you faggots dont get the joke?
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I'll be at Foxwoods friday morning, looking forward to seeing you on the televisions there, anon. You little faggot.
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>>593515559
>>593515810

huh
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>>593516169
faaaagooot!!!!
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>>593514248
mass murder and suicide is not a joke
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>>593516049
He'd have to take people with him to make national news.
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>>593514248

I have a meeting at 10, will it be canceled for this?
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>>593516346
Newfag detected
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texas will be shaken.
no one will suspect who it was
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>>593514248
You should not kill yourself you are a smart person with a million opportunists a head of you
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>>593516089
Nice try faggot
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how can you be so sure it will make the news?
will you be a superhero
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>>593516346
yes it is.
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>>593516492

Crawford area?
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>>593516346
Yes it is.
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>>593516526

Eat a dick faggot. If something happens on Friday then it'll just be because you got lucky. You aren't doing shit unless you give some kind of detail that'll let us know it was you.
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>>593514248
Listen to the Lord my son.
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I'm comin' ta getcha, nigga.
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Faggot OP used Bluff.

It is not effective.
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>>593514248
fuck you and do it now faggy
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>>593516602
hahahaahahahahahahahahaahahaha
well done
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Make sure you use a Web Cam set to upload 2nd you are through.
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>>593516359
... Or make it a highly public suicide attempt.
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dear texans
dont go to schoo on friday or be nice to that kid ;)
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>>593516167
this
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I'm on my way to get you. You gonna wish you killed yourself.
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This isnt familiar to any of you at all? You guys should remember this thread.
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>>593514248
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>>593516523
>opportunists
i know its a typos but its so fucking true. kill yourself OP. everyone you meet in life will want something from you for their own gain and will discard you once they have it. EVERYONE, especially the bitches.
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If ur going to kill others in your suicide don't use a gun, use a knife it's more quite and u should be able to achieve more kill points we don't need anymore stupid gun law cause of you
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>>593517379

ITT: cancer
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>>593517379
thank you fucking reposted
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>>593514248
Mother fucker I don't get out of bed until 4 pm
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>picrelated
(OP)
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>>593514248
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>>593517574
fuck, same here.
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>>593517407
>>especially the bitches.
So fucking true it hurts
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>>593514248
if you're not giving a fuck about nothing
>post pizza then
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op i'll be watching the news.. dont fuck this up
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>>593516849
"Kill yourself"
-Lord
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>>593516523

You, also, should kill yourself.
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>>593514248
fuck I live in CT too, What part of ct?
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>>593514248
>>593515559
>>593515810
Hurr hurr Sandyhook reference

I hope being charged with a felony for a shitty joke on /b/ was worth it OP

You fucking faggot
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>>593515559
>>593515810

I live in a van down by the river, all I can say
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>>593518526
Finally someone gets it.
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>>593514248
not taking the time to look through this shitty thread
what time zone.
And make it good you fucking faggot.. the world needs something else to talk about other than isis and fergison
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damn it, that guy owed me money, how the fuck am I supposta pay for a boob job now?
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>>593518906
Its a sandy hook joke you faggot. OP isnt going to kill himself
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>>593514248
Do not do this. The world has enough death and misery. Write a book.
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I live in CT, at least give us a county or I am skipping my finals and not going to school
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He put a pic of the Columbine shooters.. Maybe he gonna shoot his school up? Not a joke my man
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>>593514248

hey people love to live..dont kill them, they did nothing wrong to YOU, YOU want to kill YOUrself,

be clever and just kill u
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>>593519323
How does that in any way correlate to the Sandy Hook shooting?
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