Alright this is my female best friend and shes with a real

friendzoned, you have no chance

>>593496066


ayy baby u wnt sum fuk?

>>593496066
Kill yourself.

>>593496066
i cannot understand your last text

u mite b autism

>>593496066
>rape him
>kill him

Not necessarily in that order too. When you're done you're free to claim your spoils of war. I.E her.

>>593496066
>that's groovy

What are you, 106?

Say this or your a pussy:

Hey, I'm just going to be totally honest. I really really love you. Would it be possible if we can go out on a date next Saturday?

I prefer my girls with durkas, but onesies with do :)

>>593496484
I love you more than your bf

But I can't be that blatent about it

>>593496608
Send a racy picture to her and see what you get back.

Snapchat her.

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Is this even smooth?

Rule 1
Rule 2
You broke both of them with one post.

Fuck off newfag

I am new bit I'm trying to learn teach me you ways what are thy rules

>>593496955
>probably

uhhh well you tried.

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I don't know what to say.....

>>593496955
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK USE ENGLISH.

>>593497407
"yea but none compare to you"
then ask her to fuck

Op learn grammar, you fking autist

this conversation is terrible. wtf is wrong with u man. Treat her like a human not some goddess shell put out for that shit.

>>593497625
This

>>593496066
Rule #1 faggot

well this has turned into a cringe thread

>>593497625
this

but it probably won't work out because ur both in high school and it might embarrass her since you are friends with a girl and therefor and obvious fag.

>>593496955
No. It's idiotic, sycophantic and lame.
Basically it makes you look like a fan of hers.
To bring a girl in the sack, she must become a fan of yours.

>>593498019
Ask her if she is free tonight. but wait till she responds from that.

>>593497407
Say

Countries filled with women
Of all of them
Can you not see?
Kiss me with your beauty

lmao this

>>593498019
will we see the part where you ask her to fuck?

>>593498213
He better ask that after she reponds

Yes but I'm not going to be blatant about it

>>593498019
this is turning into a cringe thread fast

You say

You don't have to meet every girl in the world to know you've met an angel

>>593498357
ask her if she can help you on your dream to become a doctor ;)

>>593498357
"Ayy baby you want some fuck"
thats all you need to say she will appreciate the honesty

>>593498492
cringe.

>>593498387
Then you suggest something you fuck

>>593498570
this

just send a racy photo.... like wtf. don't be a pussy

>>593498675
this. send dick pic

>>593498675
>hi anonette you are pretty
>lol thx
>lol here look at my dick
>OMGWTFBBQ

real smooth faggot

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Playing the waiting game.

>>593498357
ask her if she wants to come over lay on top of eachother naked

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Ask her out to lunch. Friend zone FOREVER!

BTW, OP confirmed faggot

My my my I'm cringing so hard.
Try this instead.
"Ok, I exagerated a bit maybe. I do think you look fine though. Actually I was wondering how sexy you'd manage to look in this onsie."

>>593498847
You're an idiot

>>593498847
>to know you've met an angle

LOL

>>593498847
>angle

you are doomed, anon. my advice is to stop trying to impress all your 4chan friends and just go to bed

>>593498847
Right angle or obtuse?

>>593498847
>angle

>>593498847
NONONONO

that was a really shitty response.

oh well...Waiting.

>>593498847
>Playing the waiting game

you're gonna be a fucking expert in no time

>>593498847
now tell her she is acute

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>>593498019

aww shit dude, you are deep into the friend zone, i bet you tell her this kind of stuff all the time hoping she will realize your the one for her.

You are being weak. You will never get anywhere talking to her like this. You are putting that pussy on the pedestal. By acting like such a beta, you are enabling her dick boyfriend. Until you change your shit, you are forever alone.

So I am new to 4chan I have know Idea what the angle things are

Well hey along comes this thread and suddenly I feel fucking fantastic about my game, cheers anon

>>593499141
>obtuse

Now you gotta send her a dick pic to get out of the friend zone. I'm serious OP.

For sake of fuck

>>593498847
Le cringe. Learn to spell.
> OP is 12, and black.

this little shit is in middle school and probably has a small dick.. fucking pussy ass nigger..

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OP's face when femanon is also browsing /b but knows the fucking rules.

>>593499036
acute angle

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>>593499363
this

>>593499404
I think you're the one with the micropenis anon

You are feeding her beta compliments while she is sucking some alpha cock

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Fuck.....Okay changing the thread get me out of the friend zone

if you want this bitch send a dic pic after she responds

>>593497625
Actually cringed at that one

>>593496066
just kill yourself you dun goofed the moment you said "i am on the worst site lol 4 chan"

>>593499620
Send dick pic, girls love a man who's assertive

>>593499620
You gotta send a dick pic OP.

>>593499620
op ya dun goof'd

>>593499620
Send her a dick pic and tell her she's not that other dude's property and she should experience what you have to offer

>>593499620
You're doing really well Anon I can tell you're almost done trust me I am an expert. You just need to quickly express your feelings in a short haiku poem. Go!

>>593499620
Nigger you're a lost cause holy fuck

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here you go annon, send this

>Be me
>chillin at the library with girl best friend
>Books n shit
>she slides up to me with this book she's reading, tells me to read a bit to her
>notice how close she is
>You know, you're really the prettiest girl I've ever met
>oh stop it anon, how would you know there are plenty more girls out there!
>yea but i dont need to travel the world to know when ive met an angle
>yfw she's a set square

>>593499743
might as well link this damn thread to the chat.

OP:

Choice 1: send her dick pick

Choice 2: an hero

>>593499620
LISTEN TO ME. RIGHT NOW. IGNORE THESE VIRGINS. SAY "Ill just get to the point... obviously I think you are very pretty, how about we go out some time soon?"

YOU WILL THEN FIND OUT IF SHE LIKES YOU OR NOT AND WONT WASTE ANYMORE TIME.

Okay dick pic would be great but mines not man 7 inches is tiny

>>593496465
hey, dumbass, not everyone on /b/ is a fucking neckbeard hipster laxbro living in mom's basement. Some of us know who Jimi Hendrix was and loved the movie "Bullitt".

Some of us are retired.

Move on. That is how you get out of the friend zone. State your goddamn intentions next time. If you like her, fucking take command and lead her. Kiss her. Don't wait, just fucking act. However now, it's time to move on.

>>593498970
Try to change your game OP or you're doomed. Try that.

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>conversation is over text

any relationship you think you'll have is doomed to fail

>>593499620
dic pic shows her that you made her your property and must quickly deepthroat

>>593499914
Laughed harder than I should've

>>593499909

>93x125 dick pic
>still bigger than op's

Seriously OP, you gotta send a dick pic or at least you in your underwear to her.

>>593499620
ask her for a tit pic

>>593499010
Watch him use the word "tounge" for "tongue".

captcha: but hardwal

>>593500025
Aw shit who let grandpa on the Internet again?

>>593500292

She would send that after OP's dick pic.

>>593500070
this
>>593500292
or this

>>593498357
you have to be direct with girls dude, how the hell do you think alphas get laid all the time? just ask her if she wants to fuck, tonight.

And stop talking about 4chan you dipshit

>>593499620
honestly start talking about how the guy she's with is a douche, send dick pic, then say theres no dick like this, boom you're in

Fuck this is awkward. Stop.

>>593499620
>LISTEN TO ME. RIGHT NOW. IGNORE THESE VIRGINS. SAY "Ill just get to the point... obviously I think you are very pretty, how about we go out some time soon?"
>YOU WILL THEN FIND OUT IF SHE LIKES YOU OR NOT AND WONT WASTE ANYMORE TIME.

After her next reply post this.
>I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a pizza cake.

>>593500732
Oh for fuck sake

>>593500353
When you fuck half as much pussy as grandpa did, you get the right to talk young brat.

>>593500732
>my niggas

NO NO NO
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>>593500732
Oh. Hell. No.

It's ok, I'll get you out of the friend zone.

Ask her, would you like to go out?

Tell her you think that she's dating a bastard, and to hop on your cock.

>>593500732
holy shit could you be more beta

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>>593500732
jesus

>>593500732
I'm going to have to leave this thread before I vomit

Good luck with the suicide note

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this is op

>>593500732
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU

>>593500876
Half of zero is still zero you shriveled cunt.

This is now a cringe thread.

>>593500732
>Holy fucking cringe
Op is a faggot

Tell her you were licking your eyebrows and thinking of her.

>>593500552
Nope, do this and you're fucking out! If you talk about who she's with now you're gonna come off as a jealous, bitter, and completely unexperienced (which you are)

Be straight with her

>>593499620
Learn to fucking spell. You're clearly 12 years old, and from the looks of these sample chats you're beta as fuck and deserve to be in the friend zone. If she's with some other dude you ain't getting out any time soon, especially acting like a pussy and worshipping the ground she walks on. Get over it and her. Find a new girl and don't act like a little bitch with a dick.

>>593500732
are you just fucking with us?

>>593500732
Kek.

He doomed.

OP: STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT YOU KEEP SENDING HER. JUST FUCKING ASK HER OUT ON A DATE OR SEND HER A FUCKING DICK PIC. THAT IS WHAT EVERYONE IS SUGGESTING.

NO ONE FUCKING SUGGESTED YOU TO SEND HER STUFF ABOUT HOW YOUR "NIGGAS" ARE HELPING YOU OUT WITH YOUR DAMN FEELINGS.

GOD DAMN OP.

>>593501160
this.

>>593501160
yep.

>>593501221
this

>>593500732
"talking to my niggas" ?
OP you're the worst faggot I've seen for a while.
So beta you can't take the decision to talk to her by yourself and you tell her that ?
Seriously ? Fucking lost cause you are.

>>593501221
this

>>593501160
agreed op stop it

>>593501287
that

>>593499485
Smooth

>>593501394
This

>>593501160
op gotta stop it.

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>>593501160
Why does he talk like such a nigger? If he's a nigger I'm hoping he ruins his chances with a good white girl.

>>593501160
op is screwed

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>>593496957
He didn't mention /b/ newfriend

>>593496066

You broke rules 1 and 2 faggot.

Why haven't the mods banned your ass for this?

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I like this thread

An hero please.

You like meat? Meat good. I give you meat.

Tell her that.

why do you post here if you aren't going to do what we suggest and do something that fucking beta

>>593501160

Youre going to have to go with this advice my friend. op can be kill

>>593500732
Niggaaaa. You fucked it. You fucking idiot. I hope this is a troll and you're not romantically attached to this girl in anyway shape or form.

Also niggas don't talk about feels, fuck...

>>593501579
this nigga gums as big as his teeth

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>>593500732
Dude are you for real?

Op, you are the reason I don't like cricket

come on now?

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_odkw=vape!+kanger&_from=R40|R40|R40|R40|R40|R40|R40|R40|R40|R40|R40|R40&_osacat=0&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xvape!+k%40nger&_nkw=vape!+k%40nger&_sacat=0

>>593500732
>talking to my niggas

You fucked this up for yourself, faggot.

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>>593501765

>>593500732
>593500732

Actually before we start insulting OP... what did she say to this? Am curious.

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>>593496470
>what does that mean.
My feelings exactly.
You're illiterate OP.

>>593501446
A little bit of this

>>593501926
Yea... thats why i am talking to you. Because i got over you

>>593501926
Say "That's not true. I still really like you. See? (insert dick pic)"

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>>593500732
>my niggas

>>593501926
hows it feel getting ex stalker zoned bro

>>593501926
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>593501926
>has anyone been so far as even

>>593501926
You're so in there OP. Keep doing exactly what you're doing and sharing every beautiful message with us.

>>593501926
w.....what

>>593501926
LOL it's his ex, or he told her he loved her before. Fucking faggot OP

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>>593501926

>>593502199
so he is a faggot

>>593500732
Omg op. You are the cringiest autist I've seen in a long time. You kept saying you wouldn't be that blatant, but you went with "I've been talking to my niggas n they say I should tell you my feels?"

For fuck sake op, it's over. Just cut your losses and give up.

Or continue, I need new content for beta/cringe threads...and this is the absolute worst I've seen. I've physically cringed nearly every time you've posted

>>593502077
kek

bless whatever mess of a relationship this will turn out to be

>>593501926
OP is RREEEAAAALLLY fortunate. Getting such a response with such a dumb line tells you'd have your chances, if u weren't a faggot.

>>593502199
No i bet its just some chick who already told his beta ass no

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>>593501926
looks like op is forever a gentleman

>>593501926
>got over you
Wtf are we missing...
>Mfw this is a troll thread
>Mfw no face

>>593501926
I'm not even sure which one of you two is the worst at writing coherent sentences

OP SEND A DICK PIC.

DICK PIC
DICK PIC
DICK PIC
DICK PICDICK PIC
DICK PIC
DICK PIC
DICK PIC

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It's fake. OP is using a message generator. G8 b8 m8

this girl must have standards lower than your iq if she actually bought all the shit you just said

>>593502489
Oh Lord.

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>>593502489

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>>593502489
gg

>>593502489
rubberb&

>>593502013
a little bit of that

>>593502489
better i guess.

OP ARE YOU BLIND? DICK PIC

>>593502489
Does this mean he's a sophomore? Is OP underaged as well?

>>593502489
10/10 I mad

Fuck you op

>>593502489
>it's been 4 years

What are we missing, this isn't CSI:/b/, faggot.

>>593502489
Op has no interest in accepting advice. 4 years of failure and he thinks he can still do it all by himself. Lol abandon thread

>>593502489
>11th grade
underage b&

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>>593502489

>>593502426
Both sides are probably being written by the same person

>>593502489
Jesus Christ. What in the hell am I witnessing? Why would you do this? If I was her, I would share your messages with people so that they laugh at you. Your fucking pathetic.

>>593502489
Man, I'm looking for to this...

>>593501446
All this

Op is either a nigger or a faggot.

Captcha : debase.
Goddmm right

toasting in epic bread

cancerous.. send a dick pick

>>593502489
happy fapping, OP

>>593502860
more of that

>>593502489
how does it feel to still be in high school faggot?

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>>593502489
you couldn't be saying cringier things. you're trolling us.

>>593502476
This

>>593502874
pls go

>>593501926
OP at the beginning you actually had a non-negative chance at doing something with this girl, and you have done nothing but repeatedly bend that chance over and fuck it in the ass.

I swear to god if you don't stop talking like a 12 year old gangbanger Trayvon wannabe, I'm gonna come over to wherever the fuck in Harry Potter-land you live and cocksmack your disgusting little ginger face.

>>593502489
There's no way you're a jr in high school.

Tell her you wanna berry your dick in her so hard that when you pull it out you'll be crowned King Arthur.

But seriously, is this actually a beta/cringe thread. It's gotta be a beta/cringe thread. This can't be real...

>>593502866

>Nigger
>Faggot

Pick two.

tell her " you and me baby...aint nothing but mammals. so we should do it like they do it on the discovery channel...

What in the wide world of sports is going on here

>>593496066
OP ur the soggiest guy in the world

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>>593500732

WHAT

THE

FUCK


This simply HAS to be b8.

I can't believe any person in this planet could possibly be as retarded as you.
You have taken beta to the next level.


MAN THE FUCK UP /b/ro

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>>593502489
I'm not convinced this is real. I hope not, for OP's sake.

You guys are overly obsessed with dick pic picks ain't you is all 4chan about is penises

I see Autism Simulator 2015 came out early

you talk like a piece of cardboard

>>593502946
all of this

>>593503235
Go away /sp/.

>>593503306
English

>>593503306
wait, what?

>>593503115
>Harry Potter-land
fucking kek

>>593503306
there are boobs as well

>>593503320
But mainly this

>>593503315
>Autism Simulator 2015
All my keks

4chan = penises is what I'm getting from you guys

op, I've never told someone to kill themselves, but that's what I'm telling you to do right now.

>>593501926
Serious cring

Also you're an illiterate faggot

You're both 12 and b& anyway

>>593503712
Yeah I bet you get a lot faggot

>>593503712
no they are trying to get you to go for the gold, you either get laid, or dont. Stop riding the middle-ground holy fuck.

>>593503712
cringe = what i'm getting from op

>>593503712
so? Doesn't mean you aren't any less of a cock lover being in here.

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>inb4

>>593503712
>penises is what I'm getting from you guys

your moms catchphrase

what op wishes he got

>gf

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>>593502489
beta af

It's like op read every beta cringe thread a thousand times (as autistic kids like to do) and thought the guys on there were alpha as fuck. So much spaghetti that op could open an Olive Garden.

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>>593503937
kek reminds me of this pic

>>593503584
what this guy said

>>593503937
Lol I love this

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I'll just post my gf's nudes since OP cant get any.

>>593502489
It's been 10 minutes, ya done goofed OP.

>>593504192
I saw this in a teens thread. you lying faggot.

>>593504192
rekt.

Nice girlfriend btw

>>593504298
>and oh

>>593504192
Dat body type.

>>593504329
Cause I posted it there faggot.

She is from (650)

>>593502489
I've cringes harder at these texts than at any recent cringe thread. Jesus Christ you're a beta fuck OP

>>593504395
all hope is gone

>>593504298

jesus christ, just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. Ask her to go out wit u already

>>593504298
Now say this
>girl I know ya wan dis dih

the most op will get now is pity

2/57

>>593504192
>I'll just post my gas nudes
posts picture older than snapchat

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>>593504329
bet you didn't see this in that teen thread. She is my gf.

>>593504533
gg dih

>>593504435
Im in the 209 let me fuck your lady

>>593504600
>gas

kek

>>593504650
you have purple hair? automatic turn off faggot

>>593504650
You're dating puff the magic dragon?

>>593504650
The one on the right obviously...I saw this in an ogre thread

>>593504298
>7th and 8th grade
nigger how old ARE you?

>>593496066
Confirmed 13 year old. Gtfo faggot

>>593504298
LOL. This can't be real. Kill yourself.

Also, send a dic pick to her.

>>593498387
This

>>593504847
op is 17 at most

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>>593504722
drive up to modesto? little far lol
>>593504745
>>593504819
kek- no the girl on the left. right is a weeabo prob.

>>593504874
Laughed at like a bitch!!!!!! Hahahahahah

>>593504874
Cuz she's drowning in spaghetti

>>593502489
>Like 7th Grade
>4 years
>7+4
>11th Grade.
Op is 16, Abandon Thread

>>593504874
>haha haha

>>593504874
B T F O
T
F
O

>>593504954
Tell her itd be worth it for my dick

>>593504847
he's in the 11th grade

john please stop, youre making me cringe

>>593504874
Oh joohhhnnn

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>>593504874
John you dun goofed.

ohhh johnnnnn

send dick pic show her how much you really like her

even if he got tits he is so beta he wouldn't post

>>593504874
soulja boy tellem
dis,
right here,
is my,

op is a fag

>>593504954
fine you win, faggot.
but I'll be back God dammit. Mark my words

>>593504954
She looks like an avatar

>>593504874
> Lol

>>593505266
Was thinking the exact same thing

>>593504954
your gf is a fish?

Fuck should have earesed name

Op is a mongoloid faggot, his crush is a mongoloid slut.
end of discussion, abort thread.

let's be real if he is nig then at most "21"

Quit lying to that avatar girl. She ugly as fuk.

This has to be fake. No one could be some fucking dumb. Well, then again, 11th grade.

Really, though. Stop trying to be cool. You're not. If we can see that you're not, she certainly already knows it. Yet, for some reason (that no one will ever understand) she's still talking to you. Cut your retarded shit out and tell her goodnight. There is no way you can save this shit tonight. However, if you're the one the end the conversation, you still have a chance to make it better some other time.

The key to winning bitches is to be the one to end every conversation. If you can get her talking to you first, that's a HUGE plus. If she doesn't talk to you first, you've already fucked up, but you can save it by being the one to end the conversation. Bitches want what they can't have. Make them think you're better than you are. You're making it obvious that you're a fucking idiot.

>>593505370
I never saw the movie so I have no jokes to throw out there

>>593496955
>>593496955
You fucked up, shouldve asked to see the onesie faggot

>>593499399
Kek

>>593504954
What kind of douchey cuckold posts their girl on 4chan? Do you like the thought of neck beards jacking off to your girlfriend?

More than likely you're just a neck beard who got sent a nude of some girl in your class n are pretending it's your gf on 4chan

Not sure what's worse...

>>593504298
At least you're fucking honest

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>>593505381
Could be. After 2 years and she could have been a fish all along.

fuck.

>>593504874
*screams* Mom, where did you put the bleach!

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>>593504874
oh joooooooooohn

>>593505526
only thing I really got from it was that, they're fucking mongoloids, and they stick their pony tails up some creatures ass, giving them the ability to control it. so nothing good, either way

>>593502489
Underage or held back.... inb4 b&

>>593505556
>you're just a neck beard who got sent a nude of some girl in your class
Like that's possible for a neck beard to get a gf.

Look @ OP as an example.

her nips look like utters.........

>>593504874
Ohhhhhhhhh that's not good

>>593504650
can someone edit her face so it goes all the way across the screen? kek no one cares about ur butterface ho

>>593505765
Sounds kinda hot..?

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oh john

>>593505833
the girl on the right?

>>593498847
>says angle
>not even acute angle

>>593504874
It's over Joooohn, sorry bud. Have fun being friendzoned by every girl you show interest in.

>>593505946
it is a very confusing time.

>>593505748
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. im fucking dying over here anon god bless you

>>593504874
the only option here is to pull the trigger. ask her out or be beta forever

>>593505789
I meant from her actual bf...

I'm 12 and what is this?

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A B A N D O N T H R E A D

OP is kill

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This is a great thread.

John LISTEN TO ME your only hope is to send her a classy dick pic.

Jooooohhn is kill
no

>>593506269
yes

>>593506105
I'd check it out, but I have no desire to watch a bunch of blue niggers in africa

>>593506265
>classy

put a tophat on your dick and say, BITCH MEET ABRAHAM LINCOLN

404 in 2 minutes.

404 in 3....2....1....

>>593497971
>sycophantic
had to look that one up you fucker. the definition sent me on a chain and now I know what obsequious, servile, and oleaginous mean..
>thanks I guess
>you're still a fucker

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>>593506011
Dubz

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>>593506269
Kek

>>593505098
you a fellow /sp/artan?

>>593506465
kek

you wouldn't last a minute then

>>593504874
Nigga, you're so oblivious it's fucking painful. She's not talking to you because she's your friend or because she has feelings for you, she's only talking to you because she pities you. You're a pathetic fuck.

>>593506571
stop samefagging.

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Hope I'm make 4channers happy

>>593506630
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>593498019
my goodness you are a douche

>>593506501
Retard. Post dick pic on a boat and say I'm Peeonardo Dickaprio

Is someone screen capping this for future beta/cringe threads? John is the biggest betabitch I've seen in a LOOONG time

>>593506562
You had to look up what a sycophant was? what a IDIOT lol

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>>593504874
where the fuck is OP i wanna know the conclusion of Jooooohn

Please jooooohhhhnn. Leave these kinda threads to the big boys. And yo girl's ugly too.

Someone screen cap this for future cringe. I would but I can't cause I'm on my mobile

>>593506749
John is kill, joohhhnnn just stop

>>593506749
kill yourself. please.

>>593506749
Holy fuck. Gotta go fast