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Masha'Allah it is time for a nasheed thread https://ww

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Masha'Allah it is time for a nasheed thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFS2u4ZlXxI
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>>593356964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9onf9kNIgKw
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>>593356964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7-3gUg1s9I
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>>593356964
what?
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>>593356964
Not really a standard nasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS_2MIWTiKA
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keep posting, op
black up has arrived.
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>>593358033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_UulbCWLBE
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>>593358160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk
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>>593358332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2eAkkzf2lc
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>in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king...

Hadith - Bukhari 9.241, Narrated Abdullah ibn Umar

Allah's Apostle(صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم) stood up amongst the people and then praised and glorified Allah as He deserved and then he mentioned Ad-Dajjal, saying, "I warn you of him, and there was no prophet but warned his followers of him; but I will tell you something about him which no prophet has told his followers: Ad-Dajjal is one-eyed whereas Allah is not."
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>>593358619

awww look! babby's first propaganda!
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>>593356964

ITT: Sharmootas
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>>593358485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHR9tyODJB0
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>>593358619
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> ISIS faggots posting shitty songs about their pedophile god
> Not understanding their faggot prophet and retarded ideologies forbid music
> itt: raging pork eating hypocrite homosexuals
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>>593357317
thank you for this nasheed based allah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xe2ohEwcKQ
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>>593359059
forbids certain instruments
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>>593356964

This thread is innovation. This is haraam.
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>>593358743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IeiZBHSdp0
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>>593359266
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>>593359219
> Implying allah ever forbid synthesizers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxvzl9k-FXE
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>>593356964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CcgILlU1XM
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hi goys nice thread yuo has here
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post more op im saving for later

what is good youtube capture?

sry my english is bad
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>>593360203
>nowthatsflogging.jpg
3edgy5me
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>>593360203
For the love of God, make it stop!
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>>593360151
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRBoXN8z9Js
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Whats going on in here?
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>>593356964
If Mohammed is so great why is he dead ?
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>>593360755
He was just man with message form most holy.
>>593360734
Idol worship, condemned by the most holy.
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anyone else notice the muslim movement/isis right now is following the plot of the dune books with muad'dib and his jihad/fedaykin to an almost exact?
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Inshallah this is my Jam
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I believe I can now remove your autism in a single procedure.
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>>593361477

Except no.
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ISIS = Cocksucking faggots
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Serious question.

Do islams believe in a devil or devil like entity?
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Ima blast this shit on all speakers with the windows open, wait for the party van, make a video & start a social media campaign about prejudice or some shit & cash money
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>>593361869
hahaha there is no need to be upset
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>>593361692
pisses me off that the guy getting a titty job fucks it all up in the end. would not fap to.
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Is it bad that i like how it sounds even though i don't understand a shit?
Also goddamn terrorists your music isn't as shitty as i thought
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hahahaha
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>>593356964
Fun facts:

>1. Christianity, Islam and Judaism basically all believe the same things and all endorse racism,sexism, homophobia, slavery and genocide.

>2. Unless the Babylonian gods are divine, the basic morality taught by these religions was already being taught without god. Most people don't want themselves or those they care about killed, hurt or robbed.

>3. There is little corroborating historical evidence jesus existed and none that he was magical. This is not to say jesus didn't exist, most historians acknowledge that Jesus was a real prophet. However, while most people don't have a historical record, someone who walked on water and made the blind see would have.

>4. While Jesus had a good message, it was not original or particularly insightful. Love thy neighbor is common sense and was a common theme for prophets at the time.

>5. Jesus did not renounce any part of the OT. Instead he endorsed it. Matthew 5:17-19

>6. According to the bible Jesus's reason for becoming man was the fulfillment of the OT prophecy and the forgiveness of sins. Without the OT there is no need for Jesus to be made man. Also, without the OT virtually nothing is a sin since what are sins are found in the OT.

>7. The bible codifies archaic morality of 2500 years ago. The fact that most Christians don't agree with the bible's teachings regarding slavery and women being property, speaks about mankind's ability to evolve morality and against religion's effectiveness at teaching it.

>8. Christianity, Judaism and Islam all make scientific claims which have been disproven. All of these religions have a history of persecuting those who disprove these claims.
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weak minded cowards.
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>>593362243
Fun facts about Buddhism

>1. Buddhism is non-theistic. Buddha was not a god nor did he claim to be. Buddhists do not pray to Buddha or worship him but simply give him thanks for his philosophy.

>2. Buddhism is accepting of all moral religions. It is possible to be a Christian and a Buddhist as long as the Christian part will agree with Buddhism. One may also be a Buddhist and an atheist.

>3. There has never been a war fought in the name of Buddhism.

>4. Buddhism does not make absurd scientific claims. It also encourages it's followers to test it's principles for themselves.

>5. Buddhism does not have laws but rather has principles all Buddhists do their best to follow.

>6. Buddhism morality has the following precepts: : not to take the life of anything living, not to take anything not freely given, to abstain from sexual misconduct and sensual overindulgence, to refrain from untrue speech, and to avoid intoxication, that is, losing mindfulness.

>7. Einstein endorsed Buddhism as the only religion compatible with science.

Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: It transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural and spritual; and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things, natural and spiritual, as a meaningful unity. -Albert Einstein

If there is any religion that would cope with modern scientific needs it would be Buddhism. -Albert Einstein

>8. Buddhism really isn't a religion but a philosophy. The Dalai Lama has said Buddhism didn't become a religion until the west called it one.

So /b/, why aren't you a Buddhist?
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>>593362276
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>>593362297

What denomination of Buddhism are you talking about?
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>>593361958
Google "shaytan"
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remain clam and wait for isa and imam mahdi
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>music

You're all just begging for a beheading.
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>>593362406
I'm not. I'm talking about the philosophies they all share. This looks at the philosophy of Buddhism and not it's practices as a religion.
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>>593362406
The Tamil killing kind.
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>>593360893
>>593360981
>>593361082

Fucking hell shes hot.
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>>593361869
they arent swedish
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>>593362415

Thanks bro
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>>593360727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs8TPL_kNQw
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>>593359631
And this is why we should bomb chechnya and just focus on ukraine
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>>593361835
you ever read the books his son wrote to complete the series?

>paul muad'dib/muhammed's religion skyrockets as he claims to be the prophet of shai'hulud/allah
>uses his followers to take over the desert land of arrakis/saudi arabia
>the fremen/islamists become known as violent extremists in the modern day
>modern day extremists now known by a different name; fedaykin/ISIS
>jihad is launched across the known universe/earth by the fedaykin/ISIS in paul muad'dib's/muhammed's name

you could literally replace all those words like that in the books and get an accurate account of the muslim religion. that's why dune won so many prizes and shit - it was a damn accurate representation of how religions, especially middle eastern ones, act.

want to know how ISIS will end up? read the fucking dune series.
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>>593362669
>she
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>>593356964

http://youtu.be/PSaUOEGYOVU
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>>593362618
Absolutely not. Senseless killing is wrong and the actions in Burma are not in accordance with Buddhist precepts.
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>>593362837
>read this
>now i have autism
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>>593356964

Sorry OP, we voted, Kurdish women are hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHhN3ONeiDw
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>>593363003
Don't forget Sri Lanka, Buddhist warmonger!

Glad the commies wiped out your messiah and installed a food court in your forbidden city.
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>>593362601
>I'm talking about the philosophies they all share.

Oh ok so you aren't talking about Buddhism in the same way you were talking about the other religions, are you?
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>>593362837

lol why in the fuck would i read that shit?
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>>593363322
You seem very angry. You should consider meditating.
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>>593363386
How so?
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>>593363003

>Burma

Try Sri Lanka. Tamil. He said Tamil.

Fucking retard.

Also, Thailand.

You sound like a Muslim apologist.

>but they aren't true Buddhists

Fuck you, fuck off. Again.
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>>593363441
>2015
>never read dune

You're worse than that autistic fag.
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>>593363527

>How so?

Your copypasta.

Look at how you describe the other religions.
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Buddhism is the greatest threat to free thought and expression since Nazi Germany.
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>>593363618

>Herbert's animated baby batter's typing is Dune

Shit ain't canon, yo.
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>>593363441
i dunno man, it gives a good grip and perspective into how middle eastern religions operate. if you ever wanted an idea on how ISIS is going to keep moving, it's a good start to understand a grasp of the philosophy of it.
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>>593363618

Oh I see. You just jumped into the conversation like a faggot.

No frame of reference. Like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.
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>>593363461
don't you have some offs to fuck?
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>>593363723
Not talking about the shitworks, just Herbert's stuff. I'm not the autistic anon.
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>>593363632
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>>593363725

No.

I lived in Riyadh for 5 years.

And no.

Sci fi isn't a good tool to use to forecast global politics.
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>>593363796
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>>593363794
fag doesnt realize hes postin on a public forum

all my keks
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>>593363846

Of course I've read that.

On a side not, and for the record, Jodorowsky is an entirely overrated faggot.
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>>593363917
given that it's accurately predicted the muslim religion's movements from incarnation to this exact fucking point in time, i'll take my chances.
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>>593363568
You have a lot of anger. Try some yoga and drink more tea.
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>>593363951

follow the flow of a conversation and don't be an interjecting cunt, anon.
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>>593364024
But it hasn't; you are just severely autistic.
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>>593364024

Well, it couldn't have predicted the Muslim religion's movements from incarnation, now could it?
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>>593364000
The Lynch film was alright as long as you consider it in there with Herbert's son's shit.

Dunno man, I think the only decent way to do it would be a full on series. That shit's a thick book.
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>>593356964
pepper the pig nasheed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42JQYPioVo4
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>>593364024
>>593364024
>>593364024
>>593364024
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[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prgKDUkgMvo[/url]
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>>593364186
show me exactly where it hasn't.

>>593364270
and yet it has.
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>>593362297
because I don't abstain from sensual overindulgence
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>>593364129

>I have a penchant for stretching, tea, and breathing
>That makes me a Buddhist
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>>593356964

Hey I'm looking for the nasheed from the original ISIS video release that blew up, the one that starts off with an overhead look at the middle east and then zooms down to the drone over Raqqa?

Anyone got it alone without the video? Catchy as fuck
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>>593362297
Seeing as you put it like that i cant give a good answer why not.
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>>593364176
get fucked m8
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>>593364322

The Sci-Fi miniseries is pretty good.

here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueYYVRTWmjY
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>>593362297
cuz i like smoking weed
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This is now YGYL-ISIS Edition Thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzquXLWqODY
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>>593364395

No. Because the Muslim religion started some 1500 years ago, and Dune was written in my lifetime.
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>>593364400
Many Buddhists have lots if sex. It can be done in a healthy manner.
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>>593360151
MASKETTA MAN
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>>593364410
Are you a cowboys fan? I know that was a tough call but the rules are the rules.
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>>593364690
it still predicted accurately predicted the formation and movements of ISIS, well past its publishing date.
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YOU'RE A BIG GUY
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>>593364550
Thanks, never seen that one before. Here's to it being legible.
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>>593364663
Through Buddhism you can gain more fulfillment than a temporary high.
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>>593364959
go find your tao, nigga
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>>593364959
yeah but can i feel it like weed thats the question
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>>593364817

Except it doesn't. You don't know what a Buddhist is, because you've only read about it in books, and never met one.

Yet you don't acknowledge the philosophies of the other religions in your copypasta.

lol then you say Buddhism isn't even a religion.

>Why aren't you this philosophy?

Hmmm.
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>>593364891
nigga got point
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>>593364891

It didn't, weirdo. But I'm done arguing with you about it. Go ahead and get the last word in.
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>everybody supporting peshmergas
>nobody talking about how they are fanatically marxist
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>>593365219
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>>593365427
in
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How do you even spot an ISIS terrorist? You know, outside catching them in the act of them beheading infidels.
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>>593364959

Fulfillment of what, specifically?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIj818SgHQE&list=PLCf5Jy5YJ18tkeWRlTtsaUhB-roATFWnj&index=2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_ezTUSJ8vA&index=3&list=PLCf5Jy5YJ18tkeWRlTtsaUhB-roATFWnj
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>>593365370
You can be an existentialist why not a Buddhist?
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>>593365507
Life
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>>593365364
I've never done weed so I honestly don't know.
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>>593365630

lol that's exactly what you are. You just are calling it Buddhist. Which is a religion.
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>>593365695

I said specifically, you schizo.
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>>593365829
The Dalai Lana wouldn't agree with you.
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>>593365940
You would have to figure that out for yourself. It's up to each individual and I dont know you.
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>>593366348

Prove it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W1JD9-FKTw&feature=youtu.be
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>>593356964
Dude could be shoopped on various products in supermarket. Shit be like "akhmed peas!".
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>>593366442

>Buddhism will fulfill I don't know what

OK, OK, OK let's try to make some fucking progress.

What precisely constitutes your Buddhist philosophy?
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>>593362389
Giggled.
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>>593366795
Why does that matter? Each philosophy is their own. My philosophy is inconsequential to yours.
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>>593366639
See >>593362297
Point 8
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Fuck off you muslim scum you all deserve go to hell go suck on pigs
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>>593365460
>>nobody talking about how they are fanatically marxist

Hey they can go as Full Marxist as they want on Wahhabi sand niggers, no one cares.
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>>593365158
Who dat dead fool?
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