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Mods deleted the last thread, proof that they're in on the conspiracy.

Tell me /b/, why do you still believe in giraffes? There has never been any substantiated proof of their existence.
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>>592548471
i have seen giraffes in zoo
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Has anyone ever met a real life one?
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>>592548471
Im gonna need a video or some link to look into it before I can give you an answers.
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>>592548789
You mean the fake mechanical ones put their by our puppet government?
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>>592548806
Aren't they supposedly in Africa? If so, that would explain why I haven't seen one. I try to stay away from Niggapolis.
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>>592548471
Hey. Im op from last thread... dont forget to mention the zebras
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Bullshit. I once rode a giraffe into battle and slaughtered 1000s of African niggers.
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>>592548998
Exactly! They claim to exist in a land no sane person would ever travel to. It's like saying dragons exist on the moon, no one can get there to prove they don't.
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Heres your proof.
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>>592549339
You have me intrigued. What is your theory?
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>>592549729
Exactly. Put that guy in this suit, no one could tell the difference.

FACT: All giraffes seen in movies or on tv are human actors cleverly disguised.
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>>592549935
It's more than a theory my friend. The giraffe myth was created by the illuminati and shadow corporations that control the government in order to keep people complacent and under their control.
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>>592548471
we will kill you, fag
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>>592549729
Bahahaha is that the guy from the EB Games ad? Worst ad in the history of ever!
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>>592549194
Further proof that I'm op from last thread... illuminati is deleting these threads quick cause they know were on to them
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>>592550182
I see, for all we know those nubs on their heads, they call them "bones", could be wireless tracking devices. Wrap your router in tinfoil now, guys. My friends laugh at me but I will laugh when they are all brainwashed sheep.
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>>592550006
This is what a baby giraffe looks like without the special effects.
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>>592550531 This guy gets it.
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There are too many inconsistencies in the giraffe conspiracy. Are they two stories tall or do they fit in your hands?
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>>592548471
>>592548806
>>592549128
>>592549553
>>592549729
>>592550006
These file names...... my sides cant take it! Have mercy
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>illuminate is scared of people uncovering their conspiracies
>make fun of them
>make fun of conspiracies theories
>make them look like idiots
>????
>profit

so OP when did you join ?
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>>592548806
In two zoos in different US states..
>notsureifb8.jpg
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>>592550497
>in b4
>shills being this new
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>>592551209
How can giraffes be real if our eyes arent real? How can you know that the USA is the "USA"?
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Some giraffes you see in the zoo are actually made of bread.
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>>592548806
I fed one lettuce, it had a rough tongue like a cat but it was slimy underneath like a dog

I pet it on the head (I was on a high platform at the zoo) but it didn't seem to care
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>>592549729
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>>592548471
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>592551576
You've been brainwashed into thinking that happened.
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>>592551576
jew detected
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>>592551576
Illuminati shill detected
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>>592552017
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
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>>592548471
Proof of giraffes
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>>592548471
Is it strange that I know the guy in that photo? Actually went to my old school two years before I graduated. He was a good friend with a bunch of the people in our choir.
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>>592552169
Jewish spread giraffes lie
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>>592551682
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The giraffes you see in zoos are mechanical, and are controlled internally by midgets employed by illuminati forces, anyone who disagrees is an illuminati shill
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>>592551576
>pet it on the head
You have been exposed to its mind wipe transmittor, or MWT for short. Such a close proximity renders you clueless and make ups false events to explain the temporary mind blank you experienced. I said it once and I will say it again. Wrap your routers in tinfoil so you are immune to these psychedelic rays.
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>>592551829
Well of course they are all good to be in first place for a second half of the whole time we were gonna be in the day after he told me to that did not go
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You're hostility to conspiracy theorists is a projection of fear; fear that some of it may actually be true.
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>>592551576
>trying to make us believe that something with neck this tall is capable to live
>because fuck physics
>because fuck evolution

this shit is getting even bigger than the "dinosaurs" scam
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>>592552537

And yes I realize I used 'you're' incorrectly.
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just google search op image for the true story behind this picture. it's quite a touching story, real cute
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>>592552486
The MWT's are stored in the machine's bumps on the head
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>>592548471
I can confirm the existence of giraffes since I have seen one alive and later touched its lifeless body, seemed pretty real to me
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But I live in Africa. I've seen them with my own eyes.
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>>592552169
Jews confirmed to be controlling the giraffe illuminati hoax
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>>592553114
How much are they paying you to say that?
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>>592553114
Don't listen to this shill, they'll make up evidence to make you believe they've actually seen giraffes in the wild
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>>592553114
How can giraffes be real if our eyes arent real?
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>>592548471
I went to the zoo in Portland Oregon and I felt like they weren't truly real giraffes. I felt like they were mechanical and filled with little jewish men who hid in the robotic bellies of the beasts so that they could steal our credit card informatiopns.
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>>592553349
I saw it in a mirror. Not with my eyes.
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>>592553093
>>592553114
They. Are. MACHINES. ...do you really think the illuminati would make it obvious that they aren't really alive????? It a scheme to make people think we are crazy. Im with the tinfoil guy. Raping my router in it as we speak.
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>>592553114
do you even physics ? water cannot go further than 10 meters high due to pressure . if a giraffe is 30 meters height how the fuck is the blood suppose to go from its heart all the way up to its head?
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>>592553769
By eating tree leefs
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>>592553607
Ah, but how can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real?
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>>592553769

moron they come from the southern hemisphere so they have reverse magnetic polarity
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Not even gonna bother reading this shitty thread but am gonna post a funny story about Giraffes

>Be Me
>Out on date with cutie Latina 3.14 at the Oakland zoo (Never got to bang her ;_;)
>Looking at giraffes
>One female giraffe starts pissing gallons of piss
>Other giraffe comes over looks at all the piss pouring out of the one giraffe
>Gets his face close to the steam of piss hesitates, looks right at us
>Then tepidly sticks his tongue out and laps a little piss
>Immediately recoils to a standing position
>Licks his laps and chomps his mouth
>Dives back in starts drinking piss
>Going full ham lapping up piss
>Piss stops
>He looks back and forth confused wanting more piss
>No fucks given by the female giraffe and she wanders off

I fucking died laughing the chick I was with laughed pretty hard but I probably made an asspie out of myself because I wouldn't shut up about it. Good times....
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>>592554169
>69+600-3=666
Illuminati confirmed
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>>592553690
Raping your router sounds extreme... But we do need to fight the shadow corporations
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>>592554046
because I sucked your moms dick last night faggot!
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>>592554169
If that's true then that would make water able to reach -10 meters...that just furthers the proof that giraffes are a lie.
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I PETTED A GIRAFFE ONCE
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>>592553690
Welcome to the club, my friend. Haven't regretted protecting my router ever since.
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>>592554375
Illuminati shill detected, stop spreading your fairy tale lies
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>>592554375
well then giraffes has fetishes too
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>>592554375
Weird looking animals with crazy inexplicable behavior? Do you ever wonder what was happening while you were distracted by the "giraffes" you were watching?
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>>592554559
why would you do that? why would anyone do that? it make more sense if you said "you sucked your moms dick last night faggot!" if you want to insult him . are you a faggot or something?
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>>592554559
Check out this shill.
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I leave /b/ for 2 days and this shit happens? Illuminati giraffes. Seriously, where do I get some of whatever in Jesus's smelly cock you insane motherfuckers are smoking or snorting? This is some truly bizarre shit.
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>>592554869
This guy gets it
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>>592555405
Look at the evidence, this is a "giraffe" endoskeleton before the midget cockpit and fur was added, the hoax is very real
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>>592555405
Wake up to the truth, Jody Highroller.
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Here is the president with illuminati conspirators testing out the "giraffe" endoskeleton
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>>592555405
Shill detected
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>>592555405

>Necklace has riff raff
>riffraff
>Raff
>Girraffe

We got a spy here, boys
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>>592555405
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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>>592556317
The shills always leave clues don't they
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>>592555866
>>592555642
this is hard evidence!!!! What tor link did you get this from?!? They're caught red handed! This was the evidence we needed
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>>592556472
I did not receive these from any online source, they were sent in an envelope from an anonymous source which I scanned
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>>592555642
>>592555568
>>592555728
I left /x/ for this? Let me in on the joke? Is this a raid? Are we spreading more retarded rumors for people to believe, like when we said weed cures ebola? Why are so many people in on this? Aee they samefagging?
Where are you motherfuckers finding these pictures?!
When did this become a thing?!
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>>592555642
THE JEWS AGAIN
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>>592556758
Stop trying to dissuade us from the truth, you cannot deny the hard evidence against you, giraffe shill
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What about the "hump day" giraffe from the Geico commericals? Mechanical?
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>ITT: Fake anecdotal "evidence" of horses with ridiculously long necks.

Get a life,
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>>592556317
What thw fuck are you talking about? Its Riff Raff. Hes a comedy rapper, I enjoy his albums and he has little to do, if nothing, with giraffes
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>>592556995
Yes mechanical, sometimes cgi is used
>>592557015
Gtfo illuminati shill
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>>592556995
That's clearly a camel. Everyone knows camels are real.
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>>592556625
Do you have copies of the photos available to send through mail? I have sources that can get this out to the public before they can locate me. Here is my number: (650) 716 9057
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>>592556758
I would explain the whole girraffe thing for you but iam afraid it will take Too Long
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>>592556911
I AM NOT A GIRAFFE IVE NEVER EVEN MET A GIRAFFE IN PERSON YOU BIZARRE FUCK
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Nigga, I fed one at the Nashville, Tn zoo called grassmere
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>>592557067
It's not comedy, he's just overly coked out and thinks he's the shit. He's not joking, he's retarded.
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>>592548891
BUT IT LICKED MY ARM
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here is a blueprint for the "giraffes" shown in zoos
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>>592557298
Go make his salary and then judge him. Neon Icon for life. Hater. Excuse me while I tip toe in my Jordans
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>>592557321
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FINDING THIS SHIT WHAT IS THIS WHY DOES IT EXIST
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>>592557187
You will have to save the ones I post here, I cannot risk sending out illuminati revealing materials through the mail
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>>592557425
I make a modest living in a non-retarded way. I do enjoy his stupid music though.
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>>592557524
The truth will come out shill
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>>592557067
Sounds like a spy from me. Wasn't famous before and how he is? Sounds like some Grade A Illuminate promotion to keep tabs of everyone while dumbing down the populous of america with his banter of "comedy", eventually to where people think giraffes are real.
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>>592557276
>grassmere
gras smere was a jewish german engineer working on the mechanical giraff project during 1938
see >>592557321
its one of his early work
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>>592554621
the water can never reach -10 meters because of how physics works in the southern hemisphere
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>>592557672
That's a good point anon, these shills will stop at nothing to dumb down the public and shove giraffe propaganda down their throats
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>>592557780
Exactly, and the blueprint is still used today to manufacture "giraffes" in zoos
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>>592557311
No it didn't, this thread is becoming saturated with giraffe hoax conspirators
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OP's having a giraffe
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im just want to ask people who scream "but i saw one in the zoo" are you for real? or just trying to keep thread going?
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>tfw giraffes are a conspiracy so the rothschilds can keep renting out rooms in the giraffe house
(for those of you who dont know the rothschilds are a cult of fundementalist jews who run the worlds central banks, and even though most people havent heard f them they are the wealthiest people on the planet with entire countries so in debt to them that their taxes are payed directly to the rothschilds.
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>>592558532
It's damage control by conspirators to downplay any evidence we have of the giraffe hoax
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>>592558599
dubs are absolute truths


>no but really though, google the rothschilds because everything this anon said was true except for the giraffe conspiracy thing
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>>592548471
>2015
>not dating a giraffe
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>>592554676
LIES!
HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU TO SAY THAT?
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>>592558599
mfw real information in a troll/bullshit thread
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Here is another chilling image of one of the mechanical "giraffes" being tested in a government laboratory
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>>592558960
forgot the evidence
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>>592558785
>tfw they are too rich for anyone to do anything about it in any scenario

im not saying the holocaust was a hoax but if anyone could do it and also had a motive it would be the rothschilds

>tfw hitler created his own currency to get away from the central banking system and made germany super wealthy
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>>592558742
You sick, sick jew, you will not have us breed with your machines, get your propaganda out of here
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wtf r u guys talking about giraffes r in zoos and africa
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>>592559169
Gtfo shill, your hoax has already been exposed
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>>592559030
Note the two mind wipe transmitters on the head of the "giraffe"
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>>592556401
If this isn't copypasta your hardwork is going severely under-recognized. Thank you.
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>>592558742

>>592559164
you'd hit it
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>>592559169
You poor brainwashed human.... look forward to the great giraffe agenda count down. It all starts in 6 more months. (Original op here from the original giraffe thread... I have the facts)
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>>592559745
Who do you work for, the jews? the banks? Who's paying you to spread this propaganda?
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woah, woah, guys...
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>>592560083
Are you a conspirator? where did you come across this logo?
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I am not suppose to be posting here, they are probably tracking my IP right this second they are fucking mad about this and don't awnt it to get out guys i am an actor i act at London zoo i dress as this giraffe creature and pretend to be one its my job im done lieing and i am going now they are coming for me im sorry for the lies my life is over
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>>592558722
>denying the giraffe conspiracy
Illuminati shill detected
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>>592560488
You've done the right thing
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>>592559890
Keep the thread strong !!!! This needs to spread on 4chan and soon the public!!! We need help from anonymous. Im making the call (original op here)
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>>592560608
I fear the conspirators have traced our ip's and are now coming for us, it's only a matter of time op
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i come to /b/ and i find that my work of 50 years and more has come to it's fruition.
i go now, to die in peace, knowing that the giraffe conspiracy is irrevocably exposed
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