Mods deleted the last thread, proof that they're in on the conspiracy.
Tell me /b/, why do you still believe in giraffes? There has never been any substantiated proof of their existence.
Exactly. Put that guy in this suit, no one could tell the difference.
FACT: All giraffes seen in movies or on tv are human actors cleverly disguised.
It's more than a theory my friend. The giraffe myth was created by the illuminati and shadow corporations that control the government in order to keep people complacent and under their control.
we will kill you, fag
Further proof that I'm op from last thread... illuminati is deleting these threads quick cause they know were on to them
I see, for all we know those nubs on their heads, they call them "bones", could be wireless tracking devices. Wrap your router in tinfoil now, guys. My friends laugh at me but I will laugh when they are all brainwashed sheep.
This is what a baby giraffe looks like without the special effects.
There are too many inconsistencies in the giraffe conspiracy. Are they two stories tall or do they fit in your hands?
Some giraffes you see in the zoo are actually made of bread.
I fed one lettuce, it had a rough tongue like a cat but it was slimy underneath like a dog
I pet it on the head (I was on a high platform at the zoo) but it didn't seem to care
The giraffes you see in zoos are mechanical, and are controlled internally by midgets employed by illuminati forces, anyone who disagrees is an illuminati shill
>pet it on the head
You have been exposed to its mind wipe transmittor, or MWT for short. Such a close proximity renders you clueless and make ups false events to explain the temporary mind blank you experienced. I said it once and I will say it again. Wrap your routers in tinfoil so you are immune to these psychedelic rays.
>trying to make us believe that something with neck this tall is capable to live
>because fuck physics
>because fuck evolution
this shit is getting even bigger than the "dinosaurs" scam
The MWT's are stored in the machine's bumps on the head
But I live in Africa. I've seen them with my own eyes.
I went to the zoo in Portland Oregon and I felt like they weren't truly real giraffes. I felt like they were mechanical and filled with little jewish men who hid in the robotic bellies of the beasts so that they could steal our credit card informatiopns.
I saw it in a mirror. Not with my eyes.
They. Are. MACHINES. ...do you really think the illuminati would make it obvious that they aren't really alive????? It a scheme to make people think we are crazy. Im with the tinfoil guy. Raping my router in it as we speak.
do you even physics ? water cannot go further than 10 meters high due to pressure . if a giraffe is 30 meters height how the fuck is the blood suppose to go from its heart all the way up to its head?
Not even gonna bother reading this shitty thread but am gonna post a funny story about Giraffes
>Out on date with cutie Latina 3.14 at the Oakland zoo (Never got to bang her ;_;)
>Looking at giraffes
>One female giraffe starts pissing gallons of piss
>Other giraffe comes over looks at all the piss pouring out of the one giraffe
>Gets his face close to the steam of piss hesitates, looks right at us
>Then tepidly sticks his tongue out and laps a little piss
>Immediately recoils to a standing position
>Licks his laps and chomps his mouth
>Dives back in starts drinking piss
>Going full ham lapping up piss
>He looks back and forth confused wanting more piss
>No fucks given by the female giraffe and she wanders off
I fucking died laughing the chick I was with laughed pretty hard but I probably made an asspie out of myself because I wouldn't shut up about it. Good times....
because I sucked your moms dick last night faggot!
why would you do that? why would anyone do that? it make more sense if you said "you sucked your moms dick last night faggot!" if you want to insult him . are you a faggot or something?
I leave /b/ for 2 days and this shit happens? Illuminati giraffes. Seriously, where do I get some of whatever in Jesus's smelly cock you insane motherfuckers are smoking or snorting? This is some truly bizarre shit.
Look at the evidence, this is a "giraffe" endoskeleton before the midget cockpit and fur was added, the hoax is very real
Here is the president with illuminati conspirators testing out the "giraffe" endoskeleton
>Necklace has riff raff
We got a spy here, boys
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
I left /x/ for this? Let me in on the joke? Is this a raid? Are we spreading more retarded rumors for people to believe, like when we said weed cures ebola? Why are so many people in on this? Aee they samefagging?
Where are you motherfuckers finding these pictures?!
When did this become a thing?!
Do you have copies of the photos available to send through mail? I have sources that can get this out to the public before they can locate me. Here is my number: (650) 716 9057
I would explain the whole girraffe thing for you but iam afraid it will take Too Long
here is a blueprint for the "giraffes" shown in zoos
Sounds like a spy from me. Wasn't famous before and how he is? Sounds like some Grade A Illuminate promotion to keep tabs of everyone while dumbing down the populous of america with his banter of "comedy", eventually to where people think giraffes are real.
gras smere was a jewish german engineer working on the mechanical giraff project during 1938
its one of his early work
>tfw giraffes are a conspiracy so the rothschilds can keep renting out rooms in the giraffe house
(for those of you who dont know the rothschilds are a cult of fundementalist jews who run the worlds central banks, and even though most people havent heard f them they are the wealthiest people on the planet with entire countries so in debt to them that their taxes are payed directly to the rothschilds.
mfw real information in a troll/bullshit thread
>tfw they are too rich for anyone to do anything about it in any scenario
im not saying the holocaust was a hoax but if anyone could do it and also had a motive it would be the rothschilds
>tfw hitler created his own currency to get away from the central banking system and made germany super wealthy
You poor brainwashed human.... look forward to the great giraffe agenda count down. It all starts in 6 more months. (Original op here from the original giraffe thread... I have the facts)
I am not suppose to be posting here, they are probably tracking my IP right this second they are fucking mad about this and don't awnt it to get out guys i am an actor i act at London zoo i dress as this giraffe creature and pretend to be one its my job im done lieing and i am going now they are coming for me im sorry for the lies my life is over