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>be me >work in vidya gaem store >pretty standard day

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>be me
>work in vidya gaem store
>pretty standard day
>talk to customers, sell phones and tablets
>flirt with qt3.14 9/10 coworker
>all of a sudden wild nigger appears
>pulls out gun, holds up store for cash
>gun pointing at qt's face
>she is terrified
>I am on the shop floor due to selling gadgets
>remember how Snake and The Boss would rush people, grab gun, pull back slide to eject the first round and release the magazine all in one smooth motion in MGS3
>The time is now
>Run to nigger and proceed to CQC his ass.
>mfw he pushes me away and points his now useless gun at me
>pulls trigger
>click
>punch his face.
>pick gun off floor and the magazine
>reload and point at him while he is laying there
>manager restrains him till cops arrive
>HOLY SHIT ANON WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT
>if I told you I would have to kill you
>mfw all co-workers think I am ex military/spy type shit
>actually just played a lot of vidya
>qt3.14 sucked my dick in the stock room
>thankyou for saving my life anon, you are so amazing
>she wants to go out for drinks

So how was your day at work /b/?
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c00l
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>>592440191
Nice to know that remy smokes the 'erb
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>>592440191
This is so fake but you put a smile on my face.

Good job OP

have a gold star
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Man do I love Remy La Croix...
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cool story bro
p.s. if this was real, it would be on the local news. you know how that shit goes. so proof or gtfo
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>>592440191

you wish faggot
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>>592440533
I saw a video where she was wearing socks with cute little ganja leaves on, then it clicked, she definitely has the stoned look in her eyes in most of her movies
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>>592440808
False, They can't do stories about dindus doing crime, It's illegal in burgerstan
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>>592440191
If you did this it would have been pretty cash, but I think Im going to need proof
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>>592440191
nice story OP
more like this
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>>592440191
this totally happened
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>>592440191
Pics or it didn't happen
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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security camera footage required OP.

>nigger robs a gaem store
mfw
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>>592440191
Just saw a story like this on the news.. except they said some fat beta was crying in the corner, shit himself which causes the nigger to pass out
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Fuck you guys, this really happened.. want to call my store to confirm?
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>>592440191
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>>592442234
Stop pretending to be me faggot
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>>592442234
Yep
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>>592442454
Stop trolling or imma go all liquid serpant
on ur ass
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>>592442611
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>>592442483
407..370..6977 check it
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>>592441917
We make about 25 grand a day due to our primary focus being phones and tablets and laptops and shit.
We have a lot of money in the safe
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>>592440191
8/10 for the effort. Made me giggle
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>works at yeah whatever
>group of mexifag midgets come to store
>remember how Mario used to crush these fucks
>jump on all mexifags heads
>go home jerk off
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>>592440191
> nigga points gun at my face
> click

Story confirmed for complete bullshit with a high chance of OP killing themselves. That said

> dat remy green though
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>>592442796
What's with all the people pretending to be me.
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>>592442796
Can we have your first name too? I'm considering getting skype premium, call and vocaroo it
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>>592440191
Unlikely but if its true congrats op ;-).
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Would read again
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Pics or didn't happen
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>>592443691
Martin. And the qt is Jennifer
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>>592443685
Gr8 b8
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>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
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>>592440191
>>592440191
This post made me gay
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>>592444507
shut up newfag
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>>592440191
I believe you only because...

>Be 19
>Work at target
>End of double shift, been cashiering ~6 hours, store about to close
>Dude comes in and goes to Guest Service
>I don't pay much attention as I am just fixing up stuff by the registers
>Walk over to guest service to return some gobacks from under registers
>Strolling up with basket full of stuff and go right next to dude at register and place it on the counter there
>"Got some Restock for ya"
>She is staring at me
>So confused
>turn to walk away and notice dude is pointing gun at me
>Realize she had the till open and a bag in hand
>Dude tells me to back up
>I panic and say the first thing that pops in my mind
>"Safety's on bro"
>He glances at his gun
>Inner Jackie Chan kicks in
>I wrestle gun from him very clumsily
>Feels like I broke my finger in the process
>Realize i have a solid grip on gun and back up and point gun at him
>Dude starts approaching me, dat "You aint shootin me white boy" look in his eye
>I realize I do not have the balls to shoot the guy so I drop the mag and toss the gun
>He goes to tackle me and I sprawl, thank you Ultimate Figher
>Maneuver around him and put him in rear naked choke hold
>Keep him in this until cops arrive
>Cops gave me an "attaboy", definitely the best part of it all
>Get fired from job for provoking violence in the workplace
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>>592443899
autistic*
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>>592443678
What with all the autists trying to disprove a random anonymous story told just for the lulz on the internet
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>>592440191
my day at work was real, not fake and invented like your
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>>592444922
>Get fired from job for provoking violence in the workplace
would've believed you if you said you live in UK. bullshit story
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>>592441129

>dindus

top kek
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>>592444922
No job that pays less than $12/hr is worth losing your life over. Just hand them the $$ and go about your day.

>>592445231
No, that shit's for real. Most large chains have protocols in their employee handbooks (which you have to sign) that tell you to just cooperate and give them the money. If you violate these rules, they will fire you because they think you're a risk for getting people hurt, which they would have to pay for.

I got fired from a job for just pursuing shoplifters to their car so that I could get a license plate no.
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>>592445231
Pretty sure most companies policy is if you get held up to just do as they say. Safety and liability reasons
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>>592445079
Ha. At least OP finished his sentence. You lose. Pfft. Raspberry.
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>>592445231

>implying a U.S. corporation with highly liberal views does not reprimand for violence of any kind in any situation.

Post again when you grow up
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>>592440661
same here
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>>592445642

I agree, but it just happened man, the first thought that popped in my head was that I would die either way cause I just looked this dude in the eyes, I didnt wanna die a bitch I guess.
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
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My day at work consisted of a bunch of 13-15 year old punk ass kids who didn't listen to a word I said all day.
Oh the joys of being a substitute teacher. At least the pay isn't that bad when it's at shit schools like that.
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>>592440191
hey OP
i found this picture of you
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>>592440191
http://incest18live.tumblr.com/

free live
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>>592446280
/Thread
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>>592440191
Damn dood you a straight up gangster. I want to be like you when I grow up
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>>592440191
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>>592440191
I am the qt 3.14 from the story. What really happened is the nig had his gun pointed at me, and anon snuck up behind him and threw the weakest haymaker with his buggy whip arms I've ever seen. The nig pistol whips anon which gives me time to hide behind a PS4 display. So I'm watching anon begging for his life while down on his knees, he tells the nigger that he'll give him the best, sloppiest blow job of hs life if he lets him live. So the nigger pulls out his cock, which luckily for anon was only about 4 1/2 inches and anon starts going at it like he sucks cock for a living, it was so good I had to take mental notes so I could try some of the things on my boyfriend. While this is going on, I called 911, and the cops were already en route. Just as the nigger busts his quart sized load on anions face, and fills his mouth, the cops bust in with guns drawn and take the nigger down.
So in reality, anon really did save the day, in a sad demoralizing kind of way.
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>>592440533
Newfag lol
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