Multi-millionaire here. Give me a reason to send you $100 or

>>591685149
fight islam

>>591685149
because i replied first

>>591685149
Old copy pasta is old. Get a life faggot

>>591685149
i smell bait

>>591685149

Cause it might mean nothing to you but it would sure as shit help me.

How'd you make it? Or financial tips? Im more interested in the methods

>>591685149
because im sick of my nigerian prince gig

>>591685149
$948,822.55>$1,000,000

Not even a million...gtfo poorfag

>>591685149
College student living on my own in a foreign country. any ammount is appreciated.

[email protected]

<3

>>591685631
this

>>591685412
What copypasta? I typed that all myself.

I guess you lose.

Anybody else? Anybody want to post their paypals and life story for my consideration?

how about you timestamp first

Single father. Jobless but looking. Leaking roof. Insurance will not cover it..depressing

>"It (money) means nothing to me"
you already gave yourself up, calling BS

>>591685749
>Time stamping a digital photo

>>591685631
>>591685739
>worked for software company
>realized I could make the same product on my own, but better
>quit
>lived off credit cards
>made same product but better
>got bought by other company

>>591685149
Guy who's lived life how the system has told him to, only to realized all too late that the system was silently fucking him over. I'd appreciate the donation OP

I couldn't buy a girl I know anything for her birthday because I have no money and she doesn't tell me enough.

Also, post timestamp or an hero.

me and my mum are struggling to get by as it is and my is disabled

>>591685717
That's only my fidelity account

>diversification

>also have vanguard and etrade you dumb poorfag

[email protected]

I'm broke as all shit and have a date next weekend with someone I actually feel real feelings for which is different since I usually don't care about anything ever and never go on dates, it'd be cool to have some cash for that

>>591685149
Worth a shot. I have student loan debt, a car loan debt, and credit card debt. My father has medical debt. Any amount would help, 60,000 would solve all above problems.

pic of computer with timestamp, or you're a trembling faggot

>>591686129
Interested in tales of drug dealing? Id use the money to pick up more drugs. Im the dude who wanted to know your methods

>>591685149
lololololol i am hacking u rite now and getting le ip adres!!!! X33333

>>591685149
If your so rich , why don't you prove it and give a single person 10, 000 dollars without asking forca stupid faggot story.
Its because you are not rich.

because you're a fucking faggot that's why. 10k because you're a worthless fucking faggot.

OP for an investment for 10,000 dollars i will personally travel to africa and record my adventures while in black face.

college student who has been eating tuna cans for almost a month
[email protected]

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[email protected]
because i want moneys

I want 100 so I can buy a 50 cent donut.

It would be gr8

>>591686517
what would a pic of computer with timestamp prove?

Cause I have 4 daughters. 4!

I don,t have Paypal, but I'll accept $10,000 in cinema vouchers.

because I just got trips.

>>591686068
You stand in front of the computer you stupid fuck with the time stamp

I want to start an international drug and weapons smuggling ring. $10,000 would help me buy some niggers for protection. [email protected]

I need 50k so I can start being rich. I'm stuck in a shitty situation where I make 10k a year. Poverty sucks ass. My job allows lots of free time though, and if you're wondering why I stay, it's a mixture of contracts and loyalty to someone whos lost their shit.

Anyhoo, over the years I have vested copius amounts of time into studying stocks, bonds, realestate, mutal funds, ect ect. I know now how to make at least 200,000k a year. Just need a kick start. I could just take out a loan, but I need more time than interest allows to start the money train.

>>591685149
because im dying for disease. why am i bothering.

1) that is not a million
2) old picture is old
3) acting like 1 mil is enough money to act like a richfag.

>>591687592
Ha!

>>591685149
because im not a citizen so i dont qualify for financial aid

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Honestly, I just want this fucking car.
[email protected]

Because I want to be like you one day

[email protected]

going to school for graphic design. physical work on the side. $700 would help get me some new tools for the busier spring season when i'm helping with renos and shit.

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>>591685149
ITT poor fags. Check it

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[email protected]
because i just lost my job yesterday and could use the money to pay my car insurance
$50 would help

I'll kill someone u have either wanted dead or to just dissappear

Reply for secure contact info and my black-portfolio incase u actually are intrigued by my offer and would like evidence of my legitimacy

2-5k would be tight to help me and my fiance when we move to go to college together. But if this isn't a fagtroll there is honestly others that need it more.

Because I'm broke and why the fuck not?

[email protected]

>>591685149
can't hurt even if it's a troll.
I'm 18, below poverty line, have shitty grades, heading to college soon, and i could really use some funds to keep me and my mom afloat. 2 jobs aint cutting it [email protected]

>>591688818
Stop getting fired bitch

>>591685149
My daughters are starting a YouTube channel. A little startup cash would launch it great! [email protected] and I will give you my real PayPal.

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>>591685149
[email protected] is my paypal

I just had a baby girl born and her mother died in a car crash on her way to work. So now I have to take care of my baby girl and work 50 hours a week just so I can afford a shitty room in some niggers house who always brings shady people over. The rest of my money goes to hiring a babysitter and buying formula for my girl. In the end, I only have 50 or so dollars to feed myself a month. I work at a little ceasers so that helps but I can't even afford gas anymore. Anything you can give to help would be awesome, if you can't/don't want to I understand. But please, if anything would help.

Pic related, it's my daughter when she was just born... those were happy days

>>591688888

>>591688272
>that's only my fidelity account
>how is that pic old, I posted it yesterday
>1 mil may not be much but I got $3MM in brokerage accounts and a little over $1MM in real estate
>$10K to someone worthy means nothing to me. I make (or lose) twice that every day in the stock market.

>>591685149
>>591685149
Because that money could change some poor eufags life like mine and make me believe that life can actually become better.

>>591685149
I want to trade stocks

[email protected]

I'm in the workforce..kind of just need more money to mentally relax.

>>591689134
If you post the timestamp of the computer, you can start getting more posts

>>591685149

100 dollar: buy myself a videogame
1000 dollar: go to vacation
10.000: vacation

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>>591685149
Because my fidelity account could use some boosting

Recently lost my job and can't find work right now.

>>591688789
Kek

>>591689134

Give me 500 bucks pls.
Pls!

>>591689134
Timestamp it, faggot.

>>591685149
family needs a car, we dont have one because our old one broke down and we dont have the money, even though i picked up a job for it

I'll suck your dick OP
I need the cash

>>591688879

All u lazy begging pan-handlers.
I'm the only one offering to perform a service to the fake millionaire

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>>591689015
plz

>>59168514
Need it to fix my teeth, they are real fucked Op.

>>591690035
[email protected]
Don't know how to use paypal, so bear with me please OP

>>591685149
Because I'm a cool muthafucka that ain't no sucka

Because I want to be like you one day

How about you just give me a job that would be better...teach a man to fish

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>>591690028


I only need 500 dollars.
How about it?

[email protected]

Because I work two jobs and still can't live,
$100 to help go torwards this wekk
$1000 to help me buy clothes and good food for the next month
$10000 To help me plan to change jobs maybe start community college, Please and thankyou!
[email protected] Paypal

>>591685149
[email protected]
above all else, poor fag, but i would like to get a gift for my bestfriends bday, also want a skin in LoL

>>591685149
I would greatly appreciate a grand or so for a car. Getting to Uni without one (busses don't run anywhere near my house) is a pain in the arse.

This is, providing op is not a faggot

Keep it. It would bump me up in the tax bracket and I would probably end up with a net loss.

>>591685149
>multi-millionaire
>less that 1 million in accounts

yeah, no

1 year and 3 weeks ago a week before Christmas, my wife daughter and i were living at my parents house. She was withdrawing from medication she was abusing, and i told her i want a divorce. she took it out on our daughter knowing my only action would be to call police. I called the police and when the police arrive she hijacked the police response, blamed everything on me and i was arrested. While i was awaiting bond she had my parents house condemned around their head for a hole in the roof. They spent their money on their son like the wonderful people thwy are, and now they live in a hotel i live with my wife and daughter still trying to pick my life up. I would l9ve to pay my parents back for the hurt my decision to stay with my wife has caused.
[email protected]

>>591685149

So I can fix Europe.

>>591685149

going to put a down payment on a car tomorrow , anything more is better than what i have right now appreciated if any of yous helpeed


[email protected]

>>591685149
Cuz i really wanna buy alot of weed.

>>591691040
naked pics of wife and daughter?

where is gud 2 put da money for invest making $$
usd stock markets??

because i have alot of issues that require money to be taken care of.

any amount would be appreciated, 5 bucks or something.

[email protected]

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>>591685149
Only a multi-millionaire? You pathetic scum.

How the fuck would you explain this if audited?

>>591691213


Share your wealth

>>591689041
Post their nudes and you'll get the money.

>>591690853
really only want the $100

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>>591691138
>2014
>not living in Colorado

>>591691209

Dow jones etf or sp500 etf

>>591691204
Kek

>>591691213
Shooooop

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Want to buy a Triathlon bike and not be a lazy ass

zionrebelshotmail.com

>>591691213
This one is real

can I have 50 bucks

>>591691213
that's just a dumb way to keep millions. you are only insured for a quarter mill with that account.

I need to pay rent and can't afford groceries. I'm literally starving myself in order to make ends meet. Halp

[email protected]

>>591690948
>not knowing we multi-millionaires diversify our accounts
>fidelity just one of them

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>>591685149
Because I just started up an investment account, literally made my first trade today. Made exactly $1.29.

Because an extra $1,000 or $10,000 would be a great jump start on what I have got.

>>591690566
Just got myself set up OP, please help me out

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[email protected], "Why? You may ask" And you wanted a reason, well because I wouldn't mind having a little bit of money. Thanks OP

>>591685149
Because I will by nazi paraphernalia with it.

>>591685149
[email protected]

Probably bait, but I guess it's worth a shot. I've got serious medical issues, and I'm all alone. I'm almost certainly going to die in debt. It'd be nice to live a little before that happens.

>>591691588
>Implying it's real.

>>591691895

What stock are u buying? U a stockpicker or just follow the index?

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>>591685149

Getting kicked out of military for seizures. No where to go and stressed the fuck out. Would love to afford something to get on my feet.

[email protected]

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i'll have sex with you, OP.

Pic related. There's more if you'd like.

>>591691895

Stamp it u homosex

>>591685957
kek
>implying money means anything to us richfags

>>591692103
just saying for informative purposes. op's post was more plausible because of >>591691821

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>>591689134
>s only my fidelity account
>>how is that pic old, I posted it yesterday
>>1 mil may not be much but I got $3MM in brokerage accounts and a little over $1MM in real estate
>>$10K to someone worthy means nothing to me. I make (or lose) twice that every day in the st

Shit, I don't even care about the money. I just want to know how to make money for days man.

>>591689747
What the fuck? $100 for a videogame?

Because I love money.

[email protected]

>>591685149
I need 200 for a bicycle, i really want that
my paypal: [email protected]

>>591692229
GIVE IT TO HER OP

For the lulz

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OP, if you give me cash, I'll spend it doing stupidly entertaining shit that I will then post back to be

you could consider me your personal fool

>>591692229
That's not fair I don't have titties.
Besides with $$$ like OP has he could easily bang a 10/10 every week.

>>591685149
I'm taking the plane to Florida in 3 hours, i dont have enough money for hotels. I am planning on sleeping on the beach, it would mean a lot for me

Because it means nothing to you. To me, it means paying off crushing student loan debt, paying off my first car loan that I got bent over on from a shady dealership, and hopefully having enough money to have a honeymoon with my wife on our 1-year anniversary, since we just eloped in October because we couldn't afford a wedding.

paypal is [email protected], if you choose to help it would mean a great deal to me, anon. so many bills due.

>>591685149
im poor as shit
[email protected]

[email protected]

Because at the end of the month I'll have nowhere to live, and could use any amount of money to help prevent that.

>>591692447

Europe fag here
Gam3s are 60-70 euros
More like 80 bucks

>>591685149
Cause becoming a millionaire is my new years resolution, just need the capital to start

Email me please: [email protected]

>>591685149
I have cancer right at the tip of my dick. I need $10000.50 for the chemo. Please I need the money. I'll take care of the 50 cents. I feel that you're an angel sent by god.

>>591685149
i need money for pot, send me 10,000

OP come through for anyone.
Nope
OP is a faggit

>>591685149
I want to start a business and get a home, but I don't want to take out 2 more loans until school is paid off 50k+, which I still have a ways to go. I've been working extra hours to get to my dream. Eventually get there, I suppose.
[email protected]

Yes its a dirty yahoo account, its from 2000 and don't feel like changing it over to my real email :D

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>>591692518
for instance, I could spend it on party goods and throw a huge illegal rave

or I could use it to troll someone by leaving pens in really unexpected places for them to find all the time

[email protected]
[email protected]

>>591692229
>Rule #16: there are no girls on the internet

>>591691895
>>591685149
Buy ariad Pharmaceuticals (ARIA) on monday, they are announcing their new drug on Wednesdayor at least should be. I got like $20k in it.. could be a double... JMO

>>591692734

Lend money
All in on bankstocks
Within a year, your profit is 20%
Pay off debt
Rinse and repeat
Ceo
Share wealth on 4chan

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[email protected]

Want ultra pc laptop but poorfag

Because i just lost my job
$100: let me go out and have fun for another month.
$1000: Pay for rent
$10,000 Get me out of my debt and pay for my last semester of trade school.

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>>591692882
or I could buy a car and intentionally crash it and get it all in slow mo video

I could use it to develop a 4chan dating app.. imagine the horror, OP

[email protected]

>>591692533
>That's not fair I don't have titties.

offer your boypussy.

I played $TUNG and $STTK the other day and was told by a front loader to buy at .018 for $STTK. Curently, it is down to .006 and I am officially down 23K and will prob be a bag holder. Anything I can get will help, OP.

I'm not going to lie and give a crocodile tear story, I could just really use a cash boost as I've hit a dry streak due to my shitty student loan handlers.

[email protected]

>>591692799
I think same.

>Linking my old post just in case
>>591690028

>>591692713
The last time I spent more than 30 bucks on a game was when I was a console peasant.

>>591685149

no

Oh, and my email is [email protected]
Thanks, OP and EF $STTK and all SUB PENNY STOCKS

>>591693016
>ARIA
Worth checking out. Thanks /b/ro

>>591693255
buy $aria on monday or before weds... good risk/reward

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>>591693169
I could buy every drug imaginable and do them all and record the results and then post to /b/

I could hire 15 hookers and get them to do random as shit like shoe on head

[email protected]

forgot to mention my email is [email protected]

>>591685149

Send me $1,000 so I can buy the last Givenchy bomber at Neiman.

CUZ ITS HARD IN DA STREEETS IM TRYIN TO GET MAH MYXTAEJP OUT DRE MANE, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS HELP A NIGGA IN NEED!!!

>>591692124
I wanted to make my first quick dollar just to prove that I could do it, so I day traded like 300 of ADHD, but I had gotten in late, but still proved my point. I'm going to just kinda buy index on it's short little upswings until I get some more cash flowing into the account.

I got some money coming in shortly and should be able to add $9,000 or $10,000 in the next few months. Then I plan on shorting indexes on the next correction, which won't be too long from then I suppose, and then hit everything on it's way back up again.

>>591693056
Trying, but don't have the capital.

Because she left me and took the house, car, and my happiness.

Just hook me up because of these sick dubs

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>>591693216
Ain't no sloot

not sure how to feel about this and i have no right to trust you but i am because theres always a chance but as a student i have a fiance and we havent had much luck with money trying to help her with medsshe is sick and I cant support her with what i make now [email protected]

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>>591692539
100 bucks would be nice... what do you think op?

Had to take a year off of school after receiving my undergrad in Cellular Bio due to rough family situation. So far I've applied for 50+ jobs, and was told more than 70% of the time I'm overqualified.

Have ruined my credit score and other financial situations trying to make ends meet.

Would appreciate anything to help me get on my feet so I can receive my required certificates, but 2,500 would absolve all my at-hand issues

[email protected]

>>591692285
honestly means everything, youre nothing without it.

>>591693016
I'll look into it then.

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>>591693495
I could buy so much fast food I make a wall out of it and block a public road

I could hire 30 midgets to run around Melbourne handing out fliers about my new religion

So I can buy guns & ammo to kill Muslims with.

>>591685149
[email protected]

Broke as fuck, income is 4.5k a year, new money so i can buy a ticket and move to a new state and get to a new job. Starting from zero, scared as fuck i wont make it and ill en up sleeping in a park bench in new orleans

Anyone here interested in trading Small Cap Stocks? Feel free to follow me on IG @ ControlFreq12 -- Check out my picks and join my chatroom! :) DM me on IG for more details and a FAQ sheet with my most asked questions. We trade anything from .50-15$
Or, email me at [email protected] for mroe info

I'll give u a great reason....

Email me....

[email protected]

can anyone confirm if op even delivered once?

ITT: Emails that my parser will pick up and later sell to spam companies. Love these threads, I'll edit the HTML on my bank's site aswell and keep posting them.

Thanks everybody!

I don't quite have tits or a sob story, but I think it'd be neat to have an extra chunk of cash to hire artists to make art for some /tg/ related games I'm on and off working on.

give me 10k because im going to jail for killing someone with my car while drunk

To get back at the bastards on my videogames. [email protected]

>>591685149
Because I'm a college student who has lots of debt, and barely can afford this semester [email protected]

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>>591693864
I could travel to the houses of b tards all over the world and swat them with my army of one

I could buy a ticket on a Malaysia Airlines flight

Please send me money on paypal. I am about to lose my house dude. I'm super duper serious. Plus, I said please. So please? [email protected]

>>591693667
small pharma is a pump and dump 90% of the time, once it pops sell it. APPY/ARIA have news coming and my current gold play is AUY. check them out

spent 4 years in cps worked 60 hours on top of school they made me quit school and arranged it so i would get allternitive school cuz bad kids get more money from state after they made me quit ran to fl started a life make good money during summer but now is my slow season would help alot

[email protected]

Any amount of money I got would be used to trade stocks. With 10,000 I could be a legit day trader.

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>>591692229

What do you say, OP? ;-)

>>591694007
Probably not

Cause I want to stop arguing with the girl at Mc Donalds when she tells me ketchup packets are 10 cents after the first 3.

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Because I got your mother's neck right next to a sharp blade as we speak...900k cash no question asked no cops...capiche?

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>>591685149
A thousand would be cool, I mean. If you want or not.

>>591694359
lolz u couldnt be a day trader. the minimum in the US to be allowed to execute more than 3 day trades in a 5 day span is $25k... 10k would be a waste on u

Family is about to to be in major debt. Partially cause of a mistake I made a few months back. I'd like to make it up to them and honestly help them. I do work full time to give them what I can. [email protected]

>>591694246
Op you could change my life. Please. I really need this so my gf doesn't leave me and I end up on the street. [email protected]

>>591694071
Niggers

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>>591694216
I could just hand the money to random people in the street and record their reaction

I could go grocery shopping. dubs decides what I buy

>>591694415
op here on another ip, show everything and i give you everything

>>591685149

Because I love memes.

>>591694777
Trips, decide yourself

>>591685149
Because me and my girlfriend work hard. We enjoy our time on the weekends and rent is 1000 a month. If we had more money I could start my dream business. But we are stuck in a perpetual cycle because we won't live as hermits.

Come thru and make the deposit so I can show these shit talkers it's real make it$ 9,999 [email protected]

>>591694333
not to mention allk the cash they held for me they never returned to me :X

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>>591694777
I could get trips whenever I wanted and then singles decides.

I could an hero and pass the rest onto the offspring of the world.

[email protected]

struggling to get by on my own any amount would be massively appreciated.
[email protected]

>>591694777
nice trips.

because I'm a console peasant

>>591685149
I'll bite.
I have a $1300 rent payment due and my next paycheck is only $700. Currently looking for new residence, but I really don't want to live on the streets.
Email is [email protected]
Thanks OP

if op delivers $100 ill show a pic of a man i killed

[email protected]

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>>591693216
but boys don't have pussy, I've searched far and wide for my little hermaphrodite

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>>591695124
I cud b the one

I cld tlk lyk dizz

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>>591685149

Just a horny teen that wants to buy a lot of japanese onaholes on J-list could use like 100 bucks or 1000 just wanna try that dick sucker supreme

[email protected]

>>591685149
Because I'm holding a thermal detonator.
Matt_cox0922 on snap to get my address for my check.

>>591685149
I'm only awake because i discovered a leak in my roof. Any help would be appreciated. [email protected]

>>591694415
show pussy to see if its worth it

I need money to pay for brazzerz

because i've always wanted illimited bacon

>>591694276
Will do with these as well. But I can't find anything on possible upcoming reports, how are you finding this out? Places to find research like this would be a great help to me.

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Because I quit college and joined the Navy to pay off my debts, and with your money I could pay off my debt. Also I protect our country b/ro

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>>591695161
>>591695381
I could buy little kids icecreams while being pedobear

I could accidentally a whole convenience store

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Alright, ill bite

Going to be taking my girlfriend to England for the first time to meet my family and friends, would love to have some extra money to show her a good time. Anything would help

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Cause of these sick quads!