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Can anyone can help donate for my eye shrinking surgery I'd

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Can anyone can help donate for my eye shrinking surgery I'd appreciate it. I will finally get laid and be the alpha I am. I don't have time for a job…
It would mean a lot and be in the Holiday Spirit. God bless


I will even send a signed photograph to you as a thank you. Funding is so important, and you will feel great to make a difference

something as little as $20 will help make a difference in my life. Please use the kindness of your heart this new Year to help me with my surgery fund.
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You guys aren't my friends... You are my family. God bless
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Fucking you again. Narcissist
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>>590320981
Kill yourself.
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you fucking faggot i keep seeing you make a new thread every fucking day about how you look like shit and how you can't get laid
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Also, can I get a quick rate?
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>>590321249
no FUCK OF BRANDON
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>>590321249
is it possible to go below 0
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>>590321184

That's why I want surgery, but I don't have time for a job so I am asking my friends and relatives. It's my only chance at getting laid. Unless I am missing something else...
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>>590321484
well fuck
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>>590320981
nigga you need a fucking nose shrinking surgery got damn
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>>590321614
Kek
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BRANDON
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>>590321614
kek'd
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>>590321565

What does that mean? Do you feel bad for me? Even $50 will help change my life.
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Can we please just skip to the part where you go on a shooting spree like Elliot Rodger. It's taking longer than I thought
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brandon you'll never bacome a meme stop
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>>590321388
He just did it, the fucking beta fag.
>>590321249
GO BACK TO TUMBLR NIG NIGGY NOGGER
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>>590321484
why the fuck don't you have any time for a job?
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>>590321614

I need eye shrinking surgery first. A TON of femanons said the main reason is that my eyes look "beady" and a "serial killer state" and I'm sick of that I am a guy of peace not a creep!
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>>590321862
this nigga
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>>590320981
your eyes don't need shrunk, they're small enough. they need RESHAPED
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>>590321805
i'll pay for your surgery
as long as you look like this guy afterwards
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>>590322142
yeah you don't need shit just stop being creepy as fuck to women and you'll get some fucking pussy finally
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>>590322075

Because looking for a girl IS a job. I seriously go out with friends and meet chicks and spend hours on Dating sites, the Chans, tinder, blind dates. No luck
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>>590322348
this
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I need to say this and I might sound like a fag but what the hell.

YOU ARE FUCKING FINE HAVE A 7/10 FACE JESUS
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its a troll you dumb cunts
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>>590322395
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you fucking worthless faggot
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>>590322345
This site needs upvotes
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>>590320981
>massive faggot
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Fucking betafag to the max
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>>590322218

What do you mean? I think reshaping costs more than eye shrinking since it's more technical and deals with more skin. Flaps. I still have to find a surgeon too since the doctor closest to me says I need a psych evaluation first. That's bullshit, psychiatry won't get me laid I need physical results..
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>>590322701
>physical results
bert and ernie running bukkake on your face is physical results
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