>Get hungry >Go to the kitchen and try to fine dine >Look in freezer >Spots something wrapped in foil >Frozenburrito.jpg >Unwraps, put on plate, and heat it up >1 minute later >Burrito looks like shit >Gets the hot sauce >Eat burrito.jpg >Sits and relax while on laptop >5 minutes later >Stomach churns >Chest feels like shit >Hold it down >While later >Can't hold it down >OHSHIT.EXE >Go to bathroom >Throw up in toilet >Can't stop >Later >Have the shits >Start to sweat >Shit smells 10x worse than it normally should >Panic What do /b/?
>>590206103 NEVER eat frozen burritos the chromosomes that are in burritos are not deadly unless you put it in freezer, because of the chemicals that keep your refrigerator nice and cold can make some chromosomes to deadly mutantmolecules that can melt your stomach.
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