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Hey /b/, there's this woman I once had drunk sex with who

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/, there's this woman I once had drunk sex with who keeps harassing me through facebook, sending me pseudo-sexy pics and bullshit messages, and I'm done with it.
You know the drill, 8 decides what I say.
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>>587850061
i have aids lol
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i have aids
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>>587850061
aids, i have it
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She saw the message but didn't reply to you, yet you say she keeps harassing you? I call bullshit on this
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Found out that I had aids form an ex before you,My bad.
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So i fucked some niggerwhore and i found out i have aids, get yourself checked
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>>587850278
hahhahaahhahaahahhahahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahaahahahhahhahhahahahahaha

OP you gotta say it, I have aids!
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>>587850348
Winrar
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>>587850348
WINRAR
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Now we wait
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>>587850496
top kek this has potential
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3 decides
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Post some of the sexy pics?

Stop being a faggot and fuck her once in a while and be an asshole so there's no attachment. Birch.
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>>587850061
may i squeeze u like a tube of toothpase, your crap will look awesome on an huge toothbrush, then may i brush your teeth with that brush? om this is life
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>>587850653
"I tested and got positive. Might wanna get checked out too. Sorry!"
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ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!
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>>587850663
Aha fuck. I meant to say
I love you and want to fuck you tonight.
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>>587850749
Rolling rolling
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>>587850653
yeah,
you gave me aids you filthy bitch,

you're a fucking filthy whore
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lurking
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>>587850653
u too
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>>587850663
Fucked her multiple times when drunk, sick of it now. And there are no nudes, they're not even sexy. Just pseudo-sexy duck face shit and silly poses.
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>>587850793
WINRAR
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>>587850793
Winrar!
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>>587850653
I have AIDS and possibly Herpes.*
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I said I have aids
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ATTENTION EVERY ONE

WE'RE GETTING RID OF TRAP THREADS

ATTENTION EVERY ONE WE'RE GETTING RID OF TRAP THREADS

PLEASE READ!

This is how trap threads work.
>A couple of gay men pretending to be actual traps fill these threads up with images of decent looking traps

>The OP image is usually of a hot trap if not they dump images in threads of beautiful traps; it's to trick your brain into thinking actual cute traps are in the threads who are ready to hook up.

>once your in your horny and begin to look for any type of trap even if they're ugly and don't show you proof with a time stamp.

>eventually some one puts up a image of an ugly crossdresser (could be them usually isn't) and begins to chat you up pretending to want meet ups.

>however when you ask most of them where they're from they'll probably say "I can't say" or "I'm not up for meet ups" it's usually both

>some times a rare cute trap shows up but the cutest ones are either taken, lesbians, prostitutes or neets. THE CUTEST REAL TRAPS ARE ALSO USED TO BAIT YOU INTO THESE THREADS but you wont be able to get with them ever.

>asking if there are any "le cute traps in this thread in muh area" will result in nothing because these threads are filled with fakes, scared drag queens and GAY PIC COLLECTORS!

>at the end of the day all of these fags are looking for some one to treat them like little girls, these threads are roll play bait threads for gay men who wear their mothers clothing.

Don't come into these threads unless you're there for the pic dump!

AND REMEMBER TO POST THIS COMMENT IN EVERY TRAP THREAD YOU SEE TO REMIND THEM WE DON'T WANT GAY ROLL PLAY THREADS WITH MEN PICTURE BAITING OR COLLECTING ON /b/! ! ! ! ! !
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>>587850793
Fuck you anon shitty get
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>>587850653
Just kidding.
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Are you stupid? I'm trying to have a talk to you. I slept with you. I had aids. You now probably have it too. MY bad. Jeez stop trying to make me feel bad. This is a hard time. #Bitch
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>>587850653
come clean my fetid brow you plagueous wench
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>>587850793
Fucking do it faggot
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>>587850702
ralling this after next
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>>587850793
Waiting now
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>>587850061
>pseudo-sexy
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>>587850930

gtfo faggot this isn't tumblr
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>>587851013

what number faqqot
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>>587850653

You unfit plagueous wench.
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>>587851013
You're fucked, OP.
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7 decides
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Im going to break your fuck in throat and skull fuck your corpse
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>>587850931
Fuck you. You have to do it. Don't be a faggot OP.

3 decides. I decided. Deliver or get the fuck out of here you fucking double nigger.
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I'm a Barnsley lad and I'm driving around in a van, la la la la la.
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>>587851204
noone, that first thing was just a stupid joke. so how about tonight? It's christmas after all
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Send me some nudes or i'll come and rape your tight arsehole tonight
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>>587851204
im going to rape you tonight, be aware
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>>587851204

Im going to rape you and kill your entire family if you don't get here right now and suck my dick dry.
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>>587851204
Send a cock picture
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Imma rape your ass tonight
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>>587851204
Why don't you call me to find out?
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>>587851204
It's me nigga. I really miss you. I don't have aids, it's actually just hiv.
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I want to fuck your father... i thought about him when we were together
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>>587851231
Not OP just another anon that says your get was shitty
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I want to slit you're fuckin' throat bitch.
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>>587851377
Win
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>>587851344

Reroll
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>>587851204
No ONE got my Phone, i'm serious
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>>587851377
WINRAR
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>>587851377
winrar. bad one too
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>>587851013
Yes.... Yes.....
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nah i'm serious, I had a think and I really want you bad.
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but seriously though, i have aids
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I want to put my santa suit on and slit your throat.
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>>587851204
no one,

i'm just a bit tipsy, could you come over and take care of me?
I need a real woman's warmth ;)
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>>587850388
Die in a fire cunt
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>>587851204
whats wrong honey? ive figured i want the old times back. just you and me
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No one. I honestly want to spend time with you then pound your pussy till you scream.
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No one, it's me baby
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>>587851220
Get
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wanna do a cuadrasome with me my bf and my dog? you can lick my dog´s dick while my gf fucks you and i fuck my mod
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>>587851377
Nice dubs
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>>587851377
kekrar
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>>587851377
Win and dubs
Now we wait
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>>587851397
My apologies OP.

That anon can get fuuuuuucked
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>>587851453

Reroll
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>>587850061
don't mind this post.
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>>587851377
WINNER WINNER WINNER
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>>587850930
Fuck off I keep seein you in threads
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>>587851656
Youre late, tho
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>>587850061
random comment:

ive just ate a full box of maltesers, how fat am i lol
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>>587851436
You fucked it
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Just kidding, I'm drunk and need you to take care of me right now ;)
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>>587851377
kebab
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>>587851736
shucks guys I'm sorry that I ruined Christmas
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>>587851832
hey faggot quit copying me
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Welp I just got rekt
9 decides
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>>587851948
You better be
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>>587851604
Why are we waiting OP ?
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>>587852040

IT'S BIGGER THAN YOU'RE'S
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>>587852040
Your flaps are probably bigger haha, but that isn't the point. You on me, do it.
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>>587852040
U fuck niggers lol aids was from u , k
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>>587852040
GET FUCKED FAGGOT
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Bigger then yours
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>>587852040
Guess that's why you craved for it you whore
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>>587852111
Nice
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>>587852169
Winrar
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>>587852169
Hehe, winrar
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>>587852169
Kek
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You asshole aint tight either slut
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>>587852040
You are so ugly that my dick doesnt get boner at all.
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*teleports behind you*
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>>587852040
Shiiiit.
also:

"Ay, gurl lemme holla atcha"
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Jk, i just want to make sweet love to you tonight babe
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>>587852040
sorry i'm a bit tipsy hehe :)
i'm just a bit tipsy, you wanna meet up? ;)
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>>587852233
double dubs wins
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>>587852269
Damn, too late.
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>>587852319
WINRAR!!!!!!!
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>>587852331
Yup agreed
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>>587852319
WINRAR JUST DO THIS ONE THE OTHER SUCKS!!!
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>>587852394
Fucking samefag >_>
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>>587852169
Winrar
4 decides
(Also the Spain thing is because I'm on holidays there, she's still in the UK)
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>>587852331
That's not how this works newfag
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Sorry I didn't mean that. I love you
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>>587852519
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Sieg Heil Hitler! Pray to him on this day
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>>587852519

thanks for what bitch?! get on you're knees and suck my limp dick!
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>>587852519
reroll
>>587852269
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>>587850061
Dude you are retarded.

Keep her as yoir back up. When you go through a dry spell you fuck her.
Dont date her, just be nice enough tk get her to come be your cum dumster when you need one.
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>>587852592
roll
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i want to lick your balls
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>>587852519
im from spain OP, hows your visit being?
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>>587852519
>>587852519
Bb pls. Just let me Squirt my love juices in your belly button
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Let's blaze some dank memes tonight bae?
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>>587852519
OOGA BOOGA
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>>587852519
Send nudes pls
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do you remember that I'm black?
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Send feet pix so I can fap
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>>587852233
reroll
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>>587852519
But joking aside, can we try doing it in the pooper ?
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>>587852684
what a crappy winrar
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Send me some delicious nudes then
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No fuck you whore you know you want my asian cock send me a pussy shot we can sext.
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>>587852633
OP here. No intention to do so as I got a thing going with a hotter lass.
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>>587852684
Winrar
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i want to put my dick on your little sister
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>>587852519
send me a nude plz
i want to masterbate while remembering that night

oh by the way you dropped your burette

i kept it for you
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Remember the thing about aids before? I wasn't joking you seriously might want to get tested
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>>587852674
It's all good, thanks. Technically you're winrar, but should we try again or...?
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>>587852772
I agree, don't use that.
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>>587852911
Again
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>>587852911
Another number please
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I'm writing and posting all this from and on 4chan, an image board for losers. Nobody actually has my phone, so when I say that to you in 30-60 minutes, I'm lying. Here's the thread for proof >>587850061
PS I'm a dirty yuropoor
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You're welcome, wanna quit being a whore for two seconds and have a real conversation?

Winrar
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>>587852846
Rollinh
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>>587852970
>>587852982
OP here, okay new get is 8
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>>587852846
rollin
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>>587852111
Trips4truth!
Send it OP
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>>587852846
ROOOOOOOL 8 GET
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>>587852987
gdsgd
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>>587852684
You ruined Christmas
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would you want to leave feminism and mecome my waifu?
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I really wanna see your big flaps bitch send me pics
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My dick isn't that small. Your cunt is just that big.
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>>587853158
Kek
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>>587852911
say this:

You are so ugly that my dick doesnt get boner at all.
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>>587853055
Je t'aime salope (French word for darling ;) )
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>>587852684
kill urself
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>>587853158
Winrar
Now we wait
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sooo, send me nudes?
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>>587853158
Winrar
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>>587853158
I would rather have this as winrar
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>>587853222
this
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>>587852684
>>587852963

yeah man don't use this
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>>587853222
Trips = automatic WINRAR
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>>587851204

This is Kim Jong-Un, prepare to die, Western scum.
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Pussy shots ... now slut
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>>587853373
Eat shit
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>>587853417
agree
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>>587853373
Dammit.
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>>587852680
This. 100 times this haha
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>>587853373

fagception
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>>587853443
north korean master race, will create civilization on mars bars
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>>587853550
I second this.
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>>587852319
This one was so good
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>>587853550
OP here. Made me kek, so will probs use that one next, although she's taking longer to reply now...
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>>587853596
I third this
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>>587853703
Quads that
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show pic of her OP
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>>587853785
Sweet dolla tea from McDonald's
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can i punt your cunt? xo
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>>587853222
Trips = automatic winrar
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>>587853834
I agree with this
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>>587853550
>>587853596
>>587853703
>>587853785
Bitch hasn't read the message and it's been almost 5 mins, so I sent that one because kek
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>>587853222
trips is winrar, fucking delivar op
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>>587853646

she was never thirsty for your D

you tried making yourself look cool as if a chick was throwing herself at you, but as seen in this thread, she really wasn't.
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>>587850653

>u what

confirmed as being skanky britbong female
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>>587853952
kek anon
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>>587853834
>>587853937
OP here. Nah rather not too, because I know her daughter browses /b/
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>>587854038
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>>587853952
see >>587854015
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>>587850061

my xmas balls are full, let me give u a white xmas
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Haha nice!

Mandy Wünsche / Jenny Richter
Wem sagt das was??? ;)
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>>587853952
I'm saving this.
Slight overtip to you, breh.
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Fuck germifags
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Can we fuck tonight again
i want to put my dick in your bunghole. plz
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>>587854299
no, masterrace
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>>587853993
Winrare
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>>587854378
winrar, daliver OP
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>>587853952
>>587853222
Use the fucking trips OP
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Well, it's been 5 mins since she read it and no reply. Will wait a bit more, but I think this is it, guys.
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>>587854365
Rofl some newfags never learn
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>>587854365
HA
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>>587854538

>she doesn't use fb unseen app
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>>587854516
Will do if she replies, but doesn't seem likely, it's been 7 mins since she read the last message
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>>587854542
>>587854581

>being this pleb
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>>587853222
DO IT FAGGET
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>>587854538
Lets relax the things a bit;

"Sorry, this spanish friend i met is being a faggot with my phone"
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>>587854687
>greentext makes me oldfag
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>>587854838
No triforce does
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>>587854365
>>587854687
>being this samefag
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>>587854792
Gave it a shot because fuck it now. Edited it a bit to make it seem more legit
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>>587854886
>implying you have triforce
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I have aids.
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>>587855001
So close to trips
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>>587854930
denying masterrace = newfag
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>>587855001

/thread
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>>587854838
omg pleb
>>
check my dubs
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>>587855113
So very close
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>>587854930
He is still samefagging
>>587855068
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>>587855151
OP here. Yup, don't think she's going to reply. If anything will wait a couple of days, and do the same thing, saying some friend was fucking around with my phone.
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>>587855144
>calls anon newfag .. dosent know what a newfag is
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>>587855476
> denying masterrace

the end, kek
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>>587855310

OP you are so desperate for her attention. It's pathetic. Cut your losses and give up.
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>>587855589
Clearly oldfag
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>>587855640
negative nancy
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>>587855589
wannabe neonazi newfag detected
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>>587855682
going by the outdated fagsystem, pleb
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>>587855882
He denyed moron
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>>587855825
if you explain what a neonazi is then i admit defeat, hahaha kek pleb
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>>587850061
why dont you just use her as a fuck buddy? treat her like shit until she leaves you alone. and if she doesnt, then you have some practice pussy whenever you want.
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>>587855933
denying the sun does not stop it from rising every morning anon
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>>587855980
Already answered that to another anon, got a good thing going with another hotter chick who is actual gf material
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>>587855882
>implying 4chan ever changes ... so much newfag
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@terrorist @FUCKCRUCIFIX
.;
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>>587856333
Ffs nice trips
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>>587856110
get your gf to fight her then. whoever wins gets the d
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>>587856208
get POLlinated anon
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OP here. She's not replying anymore, guys, so abandon thread, or just post whatever until it 404s
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>>587856505
So bad ... pol is gone
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>>587851072
kek'd
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>>587856483
Not a good idea, my new chick is 4' 9" and quite skinny, while this bitch is 5' 3" and trains in kickboxing or some shit. My dick would end up in the wrong hands, I'm afraid
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Ayy lmao thank you ebola-chan.
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This past month I got a weird sore you should get urself checked out
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>>587850061

why can you just be polite to the woman and just invite her over for some eggnog?
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Tits or gtfo
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>>587856721
I know, it is fucked, thats why I roam the internet, spreading truth, destroying young minds who once believed in humanity and now, they believe in truth
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>>587856110
side bitches best bitches
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german masterrace reporting in
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>>587857823
what the fuck
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>>587857897
never met a superior being before, it can be startling but we mean well, we wanted to save you last time but the treacherous jew stopped us
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>>587851604
The internet. THE WHOLE INTERNET HAS MY PHONE AND THEY WONT GIVE IT BACK!
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>>587859170
reroll. This.
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>>587859533
>>587859170
rollin
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>>587859581
>>587859533
>>587859170
Roll
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is op still alive?
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>>587859170
>>587859533
>>587859581
>>587859614
OP here, she's not replying anymore, want me to send it anyway?
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>>587859170
>>587859533
>>587859581
>>587859614
+ I'm not sure why, but this buttplug wont come out of my ass. It's been there for a fortnite.
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>>587859828
Yes, with this
>>587859866
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>>587859922
If you post a picture of this, The thread goes down in history.
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>>587859922
>>587861035
On it, 1 sec
>>
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>>587859170
>>587859533
>>587859581
>>587859614
>>587859866
>>587859922
>>587861035
There you go /b/ros
>>
>>587861313
This. This is my christmas present. Thank you OP. your not a newfag or neck beard.
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>>587861035
newfags dont decide that
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>>587861577
>>587861313
Your not a fag either. Unless you are, then I would bend over while you do it to me and read me the whole conversation in a poorly pronounced english accent.
>>
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>>587861313
SHE CAME BACK
>>
>>587861828
How is it you keep getting more 8's then anyone else?
>>
Thread is no longer kill
>>
>>587861962
OP here. Fookin magick m8
Also, 5 decides now
>>
>>587861828
confirmed brit, tell her to suck paki cock
>>
>>587861828
>>587862067
>>587861962


5 github.jpg.

I'm not sure if you where talking about the internet or the butt plug.
>>
>>587862276
roll
>>
>>587862331
rolling.>>587862276
>>
>>587862276
Do et.
>>
"Ok I am sorry for all of this, I said all this crap to get you off the thought of me having aids. I do have aids that's what my intention was to tell you at first."
>>
>>587862446
>>587862276
Fuck me. I don't even understand. roll.
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>>587862508
Reroll
>>
All I'm saying is aliens
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>>587862508
reroll
>>
>>587862525
>Fuck me. I don't even understand
WINRAR
>>
>>587862525
I win.

>I'm not sure if you where talking about the internet or the butt plug.
>>
>>587862558
REFUKINGROLL FK THIS CRAP JUST SAY YOU HAVE AIDS JESUS
>>
let me see that butt of yours
>>
>>587862590
reroll
>>
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Mixed the WINRAR with what they were rolling for.
>>
>>587862734
reroll
>>
Pizza roll
>>
>>587850061

Hey baby, you like getting rim jobs?
>>
>>587850388
Why do I come here still. This kid is 12 years old.
>>
>>587862558
reroll
>>
>>587862792
provided its not fake, tell her she is so dry that is you stuck up a roll of toiletpaper in her snizz it would be dryer when u took it out than when u put it in
>>
OP here, still waiting for her reply, but let's get the ball rolling anyway.
1 decides
>>
>>587863169
Send the thread
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>>587863088
kek
reroll
>>
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>>587862792
Also, I want to tell you. When we fucked. You had the worst gas afterwords. Like, I nearly threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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>>587863328
And now I get a fucking 8. What the hell?
>>587863328
reroll
>>
>>587863328
roll
>>
>>587863328
rollin
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>>587863291
winrar
>>
>>587862508
roll
>>
i think this is fake
>>
>>587863088
rollin
>>
>>587863604
Of course it is. You know there are only two people on /b/. Your the other one.
>>
okay forget everything imma just horny. Dont know what to do. Sent me tits or i ll finger my ass ur choice
>>
>>587863557
topkek, op u delivar
>>
>>587863832
She read the message 2 mins ago, still no reply though
Anyway, 5 decides next
>>
Sorry for all of this, I do have aids that's what I was trying to say. Sorry for trying to get off topic


FROM THERE ON JUST GO ON ABOUT YOU HAVING AIDS DUDE
>>
>>587863914
why are u hooked on paki dick, its like fucking a dog bitch
>>
>>587864025
Damn, that was quick.
I'm going to wait a couple of minutes more see if she replies.
>>
>>587864025
win
>>
>>587864025
partypooper
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>>587851204
>who's got your phone
Fucking retarded cunt.
Leave her be and decontaminate your cock op
>>
>>587864129
being on 4chan, going into this thread, being white knight, what in the fuck?
>>
OP here, thread might 404 soon, so if there's any replies and it looks promising I'll start a new thread. Thanks /b/ros, it was fun.
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>>587864306
http://media.tumblr.com/0bd2c32dff336165fd30ec599bf4c4f4/tumblr_inline_ngugi3zcJc1rwtdew.gif
>>
Did anyone screencap this?
>>
>>587850061
I want to eat spicy tacos and then have you kneel beneath me. I'll frost you with my sweet and spicy sauce, and you can lick my ass clean when I'm done.
>>
op is hero
>>
>>587864483
why not post the gif you faggot

>>587864623
what for?
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"Okay I'm all up for the buttplug going down my bellend but will you do little peanut butter flavoured malteaser rabbit shits down my throat, I miss your wet little snatch around my small cock and I wish you were here to let me cover you in cream this Christmas even and lick it all up"
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>>587864661
I, o fuck. Thats better then all the ones he did for me. I'ma roll for this.
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