NZ thread. New Zealanders report in. We live in the best

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Hello, boys!

>>586941484
based hyung posting in the correct thread

(my thread)

nelson/blenheim
got that right best country in the world
>thats the entire world

>>586941611
It just felt comfy.

is this the right one?

>>586941895
correct

>mfw
>girls on dating site dont reply to emails
>FUCKING HELL YOU FAT COW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU CAN DO BETTER THEN ME

easten BOP rocks

I'm going for a walk tonight, whose coming?

>>586941895
yea i heard some americans and aussies and british laughing bout some fag who made one with a thumbnail and idk what was it called

>>586942062
Whakatane?

>>586942062
whole bop rocks. tga reporting in

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>>586941982
alright, hello all.
already drunk.

>>586942104
>going for a walk
>at night
>with a gay man
have fun

>>586942170
yer

>>586942256
its still fucking sun out though

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Reporting In.

>tfw finally back in Auckland

upper hutt reporting in

>>586942217
>tga reporting in
No such place exsists.

New Plymouth cunt reporting in from Dubai.

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>>586941611
based hyung would approve?

>>586942411
ok then you go with the gay guy and see what happens

>>586942256
It would be fun, I am good company.

>and I swallow

>>586942516
yer it dose

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live and free http://aliseezblog.tumblr.com

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>>586941254
shitty thread

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>>586942590
word

>>586942469
"You get your strength from Auckland, it's part of you"

>>586942516
ufknwotm8
best place to live, except for all the old cunts driving around slow as shit
oh and no buds at the mo, drier than hooker pussy round these parts

>>586942590
wot

>>586942684
No it doesn't. Don't make things up.

>>586942891
You are lying, there is no such place.

damn, i hate making the first thread of the night

>>586943023
>>586943130
Samantha Fag.

>>586943143
Don't fucking make it then, cunt.

>>586943130
you must not live in nz

>>586943255
i was forced to

and the other OP was a literal retard

>>586943320
What are you talking about? There is no such place.

any 1 want to meet up in whk tonight bout 10pm

>>586943356
nigger

>>586943527
Yeah, I told you off.

>>586943527
i didnt force u fuckwit u should of told me some fucking stuart island inbred made one i would of sorted the shit out

>>586943612
based genetics.
show me your white b0y pusi pls

>>586943660
>>586943667
>>586943255
just kidding

i fucking LOVE it

>>586943549
tga means Tauranga

>>586943880
It doesn't exsist, no matter what you try and say.

>>586943769
Just cut the bullshit and come and fuck me.

>>586944529
you suck you are not from NZ

Are we there yet?

>>586944625
i made a song for you, we can fuck to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQqcmXKRRnw

>>586944727
I am, I live in Tauranga, for fucks sake!

I think I know a thing or two about New Zealand having grown up in Tauranga. You ever heard of Tauranga?

this thread got boring quick

let's spice it up. any nz nudes? particularly auckland area chicks?

WEST

IS

BEST

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>>586945044
no but have some oc from days ago

>>586944782
Delicious.

Would love to get naked to this song and lick your fuck hole.

>>586944983
Yeah, so why did you start posting then?

>>586944949
yea i have idiot i live there too

>>586945223
It doesn't exsist, though?

>>586944949
my grandparents live in greerton wass good yo

>>586945214
cause i got bord

btw john key suck ass

>>586945336
>live in greerton
Go back to India.

>>586945370
Aww, sorry to hear that.

/nzg/
common interest

i love HER

>>586945774
No such place, fgt.

>>586946061
no such post, fgt

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>>586945809
nate here despite my hard drug usage and heavy 24 hour drinking bourbon and vodka i love to build models of historical vehicles for xmas model of titanic

>tfw I might be about to get too high...

where are the azn cuties?

>>586946111
Yeah, I know.

:-(

Still bros, bro?

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>586946272
word

>>586946175
Who brought you that?

>>586946175
you will create a master piece. post result.

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>>586945044

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>>586946344

>>586946405
shame about the face

>>586946405
Does she have prostate cancer?

>>586944949
How old are you and what college did you go to in tauranga?

>>586946609
Old enough and Tauranga Boys.

>>586946405

only one? you fags are disappointing

>>586946680
based fucking grandpa

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>>586946825

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the lack of hyung's cuties are dissapoint.

nate here lets post stories bout shit at school the kind wit funi things happening ok u start go

>>586946991
You want pictures of hung cuties?

>>/hm/

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Ayy Dunedin reporting in. Let's play a game where is this photo taken

tokoroa reportying in

>>586947266
Outside.

>>586947107
ok here goes
>be me
>be in primary school
>dad brings me lunch, fuck yeah pies, muffins, coke
> eating steak and cheese pie at my desk, sippin my coke. eyeing out my muffin
> a wild tard appears, +1 muffin
> chase tard around basketball court while it eats my muffin
> teacher tells me shieet
> tfw no muffin

>>586947411
how is that even funny, someone bullied u cuz ur a bitch

>>586947782
no a fully fleged rtard stole my muffin.
down syndrome

>>586946356
parents
>>586946379
thanks i might post my other completed models later

>>586947880
haha oh, rekt

>>586947911
>parents
I thought you lived on your own?

>>586947880
save it for later
NATE HERE WON 45 DOLLARS BETTING ON THE WRONG DOG ON THE TAB XD

>>586948083
no i dont

I'm am Aussie and really want to visit new Zealand but I have heard they are very racist towards Aussies how much racism would I expect if I were to visit?

>>586947880
>down syndrome
I fucked a chick with down syndrome once.

She wasn't a retard, she was just ugly and it was hard to stay erect.

>>586948327
Depends how hairy your boipussy is.

>>586947387
Fuck man what a trickster you are

>>586948327
dont come over and be a fucking cunt and you wont get none

>>586948129
boss dawg.

>>586948327
Depends if you're a cunt or not

>>586948327

>he thinks you can be racist racist towards a nationality

Not surprised to hear this from a dumbfuck Aussie

fuck it, i'm gonna have to post omegle oc from now on every post i make because fuck id's

Jessica, save it for later, bitch!

>>586948327
You'll be alright mate

no nudes? need to fap to girls I might know

more stories from school days
> be 11-12
> be in maths class run by the principle
> learning 3rd form maths in year 8
> sit next to principle on small desk thing while he writes out shit on a whiteboard
> he reaches around my waist and squeezes sometimes, think nothing of it
> +6-8 years later
> listening to radio late at night because insomnia
> principle has been charged with molesting children
> think back to the days in math class, it all makes sense now

>>586949423
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/3804496/Hang-yourself-sex-abuse-victims-tell-ex-principal
this dude for proof.

I'm gonna shoot up a mall tomorrow

>>586949705
stick it to the man

>>586949705
OK where and when? I don't wanna be shot so yeah plz say

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>>586949423
>>586949695

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>haven't slept for 2 days
>been drinking since the start of last night's last thread

in other news it's that time of year again where i delete my kpop folder and create a new

>>586941254
Your government is shit lads
Other than that and your incessent femminism outbreak you guys are living the dream

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SAVE EMBARRASSING OR FUNNY SCHOOL SEX STORIES TILLS 1AM WHEN WERE ALL THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF DRUNK

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>>586950388
>time of year again where i delete my kpop folder and create a new

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>>586950410

>>586949705

where

>>586950034
St lukes in mt albert 12pm

>>586948508
this

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mfw skippin cunts and i feel ruthless

>>586950880

Make sure to kill the Santa and the kids meeting him

i don't think i'm gonna make it to 1am thread, fuck

>>586951197
Kill? The fuck bro, I dont have a real gun. Just a water pistol and a couple of water balloons.

Off for my walk, ciao.

>>586951381
lol thinking people really get killed in nz often show me your passport and papers sir

>>586950638
restoring my kpop music folder was a bitch

literally lost sleep over it

but rebuilding kpop pics folder is gonna be fun af

>>586951381
Ahahaha fucking love it

>>586951553
be safe

take care

come back home~

>>586951600
my benis is looking foward to it.

got bnned last night

idk ow im still alive

check dem dubs doe

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check it

check my dubby dub dub

>>586952555
AYYYYY FUCK YE

I WIN

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>>586952555
you think your a tough cunt>
check em

>>586952680
fuck, nice bro

got trips on second post though, beat tht

>>586952712
fucken aussies

check it

>>586952852
i was drunk as fuck in that thread

lol wtf, my yahoo acount is locked for 12hrs, TF IS THIS SHIT??????//

check it

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every night about this time a NZ thread pops up.

don't you guys ever sleep its fucking 3am

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>>586953251
your late bro

>>586953251
4/10 for effort

>>586953251
day light savings time thought

>>586953251
i was checking dubs until i got banned @ 2am


pic:>>586952395

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>tfw when did someone say New Zealand thread?

>>586953633

Oh yeah? Well you thought wrong!

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>>586953944
>>586953633

nice dubs

>>586954075
not as good as my trips

check em

alright breads slow as fuck, time for another story

>be me, 5th form
>get drunk as fuck in college
>somehow random chick gets my number
>ask her to meet me
>finger her
>go home and throw up

got offer of study from vic

>>586947266
The esplanade?

check it

dubs 2.0

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>>586954899
nice dubs brutha

>>586954474
5th what 10 years old

>>586955213
5th form
you are either old as fuck or not from nz

>>586954718
Yea! Great pizza there man

>>586955326
i am from nz 5th form wtf is that year 13 is 18 years old so 10

>>586955150
thnx

>>586955213
what age grup were fifth formers? 18?

>>586955476
year 13 is 7th form.

>>586955476
fuck, 3rd form 13(possibly 14 if you were held back or depending on birth year)
4th for 14(15 see above)
5th form 15(16 see above above)
6th form 15/16
7th form 17/18

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"This is the fucking news" - the words of a lengend.

>>586941254
THA VIRY BIST

>>586955387
Never really eaten there. Went to the Starfish cafe not so long back, food was really nice there

>>586956014
he looks like frankensteins bro

his ace is so fucked, i reckon misuse of steroid

check em

I'm watching Happy Days, a play by Samuel Beckett. If you've ever wanted to see a play about a woman buried in the earth up to her waist, talking to her unseen husband you should check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40dUZK2CIbQ

>>586955561
>>586955891
thank yous i am a true nz nate here ill post stuff that prove im nz later
ideas
>beef noodles
>landp
>rasperry drops

Yo cunts,
I'm a German traveling the world.
I'm currently residing in Japan and im thinking of going to Australia or New Zealand next.
what's it like? Can you give some advice? And what's the deal with these Kiwi-creatures?

anyone up in the eastern bays of AK

who wnts to play a game? if ur post ends with numbers within 1-5, you have to slap ur nuts

>>586956014

totally scripted from the law revue but still so fuckin good

>>586956653
slap ur nuts bro

>>586956525
kiwi creatures are better and dont try to kill you if your looking for interesting insects but willing to risk your life go to australia
>beautiful birds and wildlife come to nz

cunt asks me for a 1v1 on rust.
ask him ps3/
he says bring it faggit etc.
disconnects because he's a bitch/
any ps3 players on /nzg/?
down for some rust?

But Straya>NZ

we playing th game or nut?

if ur post ends with numbers within (and including ) 1-5, you have to slap ur nuts

How high are your taxes on cigs and booze? As bad as straya?

>>586957254
keep going up bruh.
when i first started buying cigs, 10.80 for a pack of 20. now between 14-18 depending on what you get.
when i first started buying pouches. 28. now almost 40.

Taupo reporting in

weres the nawton guy

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>>586957453
I will so fucking die
I smoke one pack a day.
What about girls, are yours cute?
Also Lord of the Rings.

>>586957453
fucking hate nzer who smoke FUCK OFF YOU PRICKS JUST CAUSE WE DONT HAVE THE CHANCE TO DIE AS MUCH AS AUSSIE DONT FUCKING POISON YOURSSELVES UNGRATEFUL FUCKS

>>586958023
Oh look whos mad.

>>586958355
fuck youve got a pretty mouth

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#ramyeonboys ww@?

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>>586958355
not mad just upset that we decide we need our own poison animal to fuck us over
>implying caps makes someone mad
>spends first day on 4chan shitposting

>>586958355
did i get it wrong? i swear its u

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>>586957641
Soon I will be Nawton guy.
Nortern Districts are letting people BYO to one day matches. Drinking at the cricket!

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Napier online

Going to waikanae for christmas and getting smashed for four days. Whats your plans

>>586959098
gonna boil some eggs

>>586958701
>FUCK OFF YOU PRICES
>UNGRATEFUL FUCKS

not mad.
riight

i think i killed the thread

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>>586959575
RIP

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>>586959457
>prices
>first day on 4chan
>spends it shitposting

check em v2

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Bros!

Chch in

check v3

check v4

check v5

check v6

check v7

check em v8

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your all gay

>>586960073
Yeah my first day on 4chan...
That was sometime 2007

>>586960455
You're

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Ayyyy lmao

>>586959098
going to retirement central to get smashed?

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OC

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Was alright I guess.

>>586960611
NEWFAG

>>586960617
Thank you

>>586960731
MORE

>>586960731

who this?

>>586960734
i got the tiny version of that

ive still yet to get the normal sized one

>>586960731
Will give name and more pictures if other NZ nudes are posted (ones that I haven't seen 500 times before)

>>586960648
Its sad right

Okay Zealanders really are fucking retarded. Think its straya for me then.

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>>586960905

I only have one

>>586960926
rather, like all the old people will tell you to be quiet at 8pm after they finish coro

>>586960634
i met this chick when i was 11

>>586961159
Thats when you invade their houses and hospitalise them

Back from mein walk und listening to some Schubert.

>>586961612
It's like a symphony in my head!

browsing r9k common interest because bot

W-where has everyone gone?

>>586962513
whats r9k supposed to be for?

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>>586962563
breads fuckin kill bro, bump with dank shit/
startin off

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>>586962583
mfw i get called a chad.

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>>586941254
Nz dubs god signing in

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>>586962660

nate here watching porn

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>>586962908
no my kind of dank bruh

>>586963094
What you want, bro?

>>586963088
tf nate

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>tfw used to be a tripgod on /r9k/

>>586963412

>>586963412
What was your trip and what did you post?

>>586963507
why did tha post. i dindu nuffin

>>586963378
what dude im beingfucking honest

>>586963518
it's a secret~

only posted for a year tho

tfw under 30k no chicks

>>586963745
>it's a secret~
Oh, feelings?

nate here getting my dick sucked

>>586964002
By Adele?

>>586941254
Dubs and maoris kill themselves by sunrise

Nz airforce = guy with rc helicopter with gopro attached, nz navy, uncle daves tiny with 2 navy personal, nz army bunch of bogans in holdenbutes n jackaroos.

>>586964072
>>
nah by sports guy wife

>>586964088
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>586964088
FUKN LOL

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>>586964088
tfw not maoris

>>586964180
Make sure she knows your name.

>>586964195
>>586964216
NZ dubs king strikes again>>586964216

>>586964361

>>586964072
adele? nate here

>>586964467
>>586964400

top ramen time.
back later bitches

>>586964467
>>586964400
>>586964376
>>586964361
>>586964305
>>586964277
>>586964216
>>586964195
>>586964180
>>586964171
>>586964088
>>586964072
>>586964002
>>586963953
>>586963881
>>586963745

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>>586963953
based you

b-based me

hellos boys!
how was yours day?

>>586964608
FUCK OFF UR NOT FUNNY U UNTC

whas better? omegle or chatrouelette?

>>586941254

>We live in the best place in the world.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No we don't.

>>586964585
Lol.

213.

Aww.

>>586964768
yes you do ungrateful cunt

>>586964088

Fucking tops.

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>>586964608
>hellos boys!

>>586964718
Real life.

>>586964894
ever tasted your own cum?

>>586964894
tbh i WAS reading your post before
i guess that boys got stuck in my head. :D

>>586964969

Yep.

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>>586964944
real life needs not apply

>>586964969
Yes, I', mot a pussy.

>>586965019
>i guess that boys got stuck in my head
Yeah, I know that feeling.

>>586965019
Im sure boys always get stuck in ur head

>>586964969
i have tasted my own cum, i really like it but sometimes its hard to get a big load in as my dad likes to take some in my sleep

>>586965260
oh no made a mistake. and didnt even realise it. im an idiot. :D

nate here i try and get an hour long hardcore wank session its hard cause i have over 2 tb of porn to choose from
>nothing gay
>nothing involving black black girls
>tanned ok
>ASIANS IF THERE EYES ARE SLINTY AND ITS CENSORED

>>586965260
i want to suck your boy head ;)

korean porn > japanese porn

>>586965637
that is incorrect

>>586965470
hot

>>586965470
barely legal ;)

>>586965716
>>586965637
there all the same
>japan
>china
>korea
=asians

anyone want there dick sucked come to nelson/blenheim well go to mcdonalds and ill suck ur dick its not gay thou

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anyone here ever fantasized about being fucked by their dad?
i know i sure have ;D

indian > jap > kor

>>586965877
>>586965980
japan is better coz it has anime you silly idiot :3

>>586965973
yes i have i love to think about dressing up as my mum and sucking off my dad

i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches

>>586965973
yeah dude its one of my pet pervs to think about my dad blowing a load in my ass

>>586966324
>>586966324
>>586966324
NEW THREAD

>>586966151
adele fuck off i dont want your being an anime is cool bitch what youthink little babys getting raped by tentacles is hot too

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>>586966352
>my pet pervs to think about my dad blowing a load in my ass
What the fuck?

It's a pet peeve?
Hahahahaha.

>>586966473
Fucking Adele!

>>586966689
Sexy shit.