New Zealanders report in. We live in the best place in the world.
>tfw finally back in Auckland
nate here despite my hard drug usage and heavy 24 hour drinking bourbon and vodka i love to build models of historical vehicles for xmas model of titanic
Ayy Dunedin reporting in. Let's play a game where is this photo taken
ok here goes
>be in primary school
>dad brings me lunch, fuck yeah pies, muffins, coke
> eating steak and cheese pie at my desk, sippin my coke. eyeing out my muffin
> a wild tard appears, +1 muffin
> chase tard around basketball court while it eats my muffin
> teacher tells me shieet
> tfw no muffin
more stories from school days
> be 11-12
> be in maths class run by the principle
> learning 3rd form maths in year 8
> sit next to principle on small desk thing while he writes out shit on a whiteboard
> he reaches around my waist and squeezes sometimes, think nothing of it
> +6-8 years later
> listening to radio late at night because insomnia
> principle has been charged with molesting children
> think back to the days in math class, it all makes sense now
>haven't slept for 2 days
>been drinking since the start of last night's last thread
in other news it's that time of year again where i delete my kpop folder and create a new
SAVE EMBARRASSING OR FUNNY SCHOOL SEX STORIES TILLS 1AM WHEN WERE ALL THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF DRUNK
>time of year again where i delete my kpop folder and create a new
you think your a tough cunt>
every night about this time a NZ thread pops up.
don't you guys ever sleep its fucking 3am
>tfw when did someone say New Zealand thread?
"This is the fucking news" - the words of a lengend.
I'm watching Happy Days, a play by Samuel Beckett. If you've ever wanted to see a play about a woman buried in the earth up to her waist, talking to her unseen husband you should check it out.
I'm a German traveling the world.
I'm currently residing in Japan and im thinking of going to Australia or New Zealand next.
what's it like? Can you give some advice? And what's the deal with these Kiwi-creatures?
kiwi creatures are better and dont try to kill you if your looking for interesting insects but willing to risk your life go to australia
>beautiful birds and wildlife come to nz
keep going up bruh.
when i first started buying cigs, 10.80 for a pack of 20. now between 14-18 depending on what you get.
when i first started buying pouches. 28. now almost 40.
I will so fucking die
I smoke one pack a day.
What about girls, are yours cute?
Also Lord of the Rings.
not mad just upset that we decide we need our own poison animal to fuck us over
>implying caps makes someone mad
>spends first day on 4chan shitposting
Soon I will be Nawton guy.
Nortern Districts are letting people BYO to one day matches. Drinking at the cricket!
Going to waikanae for christmas and getting smashed for four days. Whats your plans
>first day on 4chan
>spends it shitposting
breads fuckin kill bro, bump with dank shit/
nate here i try and get an hour long hardcore wank session its hard cause i have over 2 tb of porn to choose from
>nothing involving black black girls
>ASIANS IF THERE EYES ARE SLINTY AND ITS CENSORED
anyone here ever fantasized about being fucked by their dad?
i know i sure have ;D
>my pet pervs to think about my dad blowing a load in my ass
What the fuck?
It's a pet peeve?