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First person to get trips dictates what I write on my HW, I will

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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First person to get trips dictates what I write on my HW, I will turn it in
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I'm a dumb nigger
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lets just drop the act and fuck already
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I am the loopy walrus
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My dad molests me and I'm too scared to call the cops. Can you do it please senpai???
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>>585346825
I want to fuck you teacher ;)
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>>585347373
reroll
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(teachers name) i always thought your ass was amazing
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>>585347500
winrar
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>>585346825
Mike Brown wuz uh goo bohy, gonn be astronut o uh dokter, wuz uh goo boih...
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>>585347500
reroll
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>>585347601
Trips not dubs newfag
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>>585347676
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>>585347500
ROLL
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A+
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>>585347500
This
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>>585347772
you've gotta be kidding me
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>>585347676
Hmm.... 7676, should I use this one /b/?
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>>585346825
I like wearing fedoras, and I love watching MLP
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>>585347500
PLS dis
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>>585347676
>7676get
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My dad molests me, please dont make me go home again.
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FUCK DA POLICE
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Kekekek
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>>585346825
nigger, nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger nigger; nigger.
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>>585347500
realroll
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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>>585348023
rolling for this
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>>585347500
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>>585348023
reroll
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>>585347954
no faggot you said trips
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>>585346825
OP. Does your homework involve Punnett squares?
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>>585346825
fla fla flunkie (F-)
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>>585348151
Reroll
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>>585347500
pls
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>>585348235
But it was immaculate
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I was molested by my dad and the principle. The principle held me down while my dad stuck a giant toy truck up my rectum. I don't know if you should call the cops or not because I liked it a 'lil.
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>>585348251
Yes
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>>585348337
>>585348337
roll!
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>>585347500
ROLLLL
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I like to suck cock, hell is suck your cock. I'm not asking for a good grade in return either; just would enjoy your cock.
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>>585348151
Rawling
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>>585347500
Kek
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>>585346825
There is a bomb in my ass, do not say a word or we all die.
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>>585348151
plox dis
get trips
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i like dicks
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Wasting tripssssss
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>>585347500
rolling
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>>585347723
I have number blindness.
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>>585348461
Roll
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If you don't give me an A in this class, I'm shooting up the school and you're first, bitch.
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>>585347500
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I'm cutting myself while writing this ill probably kill myself tomorrow if my teacher doesn't report me and place me in a mental hospital
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>>585348337
bread roll
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>>585348556
so fucking close
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>>585348581
Roll
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>>585347500
RIS
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Trips get
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[Teachers name] , i will fuck u xD
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>>585348604
Reroll
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>>585346825
ever tried anal?
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>>585348337
rOlL
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Meet me at the parking lot after class ;)
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>>585348744
Roll
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>>585348581
Roll ft. Sean Kingston
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fk u bitch
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>>585348665

Are you shitting me with those near Satan trips?
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My ass hole smells of shit
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have a merry Christmas : )
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>>585348151
rerolling
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when my pee pee gets a boner it tears through my pants. 1 day my mommy saw it and sucked it until it puked milk all over her TITS.
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>>585347954
yes you nigger
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>>585348808
>8808
Kek
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Give me a good grade or I will post you're hacked nudes on 4chan's infamous bored /B/!!!!
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>>585348860
Roool
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niggers
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>>585347500
rollolol
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trips get jff
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>>585348883
Winrar
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>>585348337
ROLL
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I masturbate to you
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>>585348883
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I'm going to shoot up the school tomorrow
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>>585348860
rolling
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>>585348883
Oh fuck
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>>585348461
roll
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I'm planning a terrorist attack in the local mall, when you will read this, it'll be already too late.
Allahu ackbar
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Check em Kappa
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>>585348883
ill get the hacker 4chan to post your nudes

FTFY
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>>585348581
Rerolling.
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>>585348151
rolling for this
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I go into the bathroom here at school and look for a nice fresh turd floating in a toilet. When I find the turd I always stick it up my ass. Want to watch?
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I currently have 14 hostages tied up in my basement and if I don't get a good grade on this, I will finish off every last one of the mother fuckers, and don't bother calling the cops bitch or I will slit your fucking throat.
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>>585348491
write the answers to your homework on the paper.
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>>585349112
So close
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>>585349159
Rerawl
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>>585348151
roll
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>>585349112
damn, 1 away from 3-5 years for terroristic threats
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>>585349219
Not OP
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Balls
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xD luk 333 xD
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>>585348151
rolling for this
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>>585348744
rollerskates
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i love memes
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>>585346825
baby make me cum like a little old man on a hammy whammy oooh pleaze
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I'll cut my dick off I swear to god I will. If you dont give me at least a fucking AAA I'll do it. Also, I enjoy eating SHIT POOPY.
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>>585349159
Roll ft. Sean Kingston
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>>585348829
rolling
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Look can i just fuck you for an A already?
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>>585349333
:(
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>>585349333
nice.
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>>585349333
fuck yes i am a winrar
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>>585346825
this is the gayest shit in the world. get bent over and fucked, pillowbiter
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>>585348337
this
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>>585349333
WINRAR.ZIP
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>>585349333
RARWIN
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>>585349333
Are you serious?>
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1/2

My dear Mrs. Budd,

In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the Steamer Tacoma, Capt. John Davis. They sailed from San Francisco for Hong Kong China. On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk. When they returned the boat was gone.

At that time there was famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1 to $3 a pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold for food in order to keep others from starving. A boy or girl under 14 was not safe in the street. You could go in any shop and ask for steak — chops — or stew meat. Part of the naked body of a boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girls behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price.

John staid there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh. On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys one seven, one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet. Then burned everything they had on. Several times every day and night he spanked them — tortured them — to make their meat good and tender.

First he killed the 11 year old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was Cooked and eaten except the head — bones and guts. He was Roasted in the oven (all of his ass), boiled, broiled, fried and stewed. The little boy was next, went the same way. At that time, I was living at 409 E 100 st., near — right side. He told me so often how good Human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it.

On Sunday June the 3rd 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese — strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her.
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>>585349333
WINRAR KEK
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>>585349333
shit yo
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>>585349291
>>585349112
Roll this muthafucka
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>>585348151
rolling for this
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>>585346825
I got that booty poppin, never stoppin, my dick n me gon pop n lock it

Nigga dick got me GONE MANG
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I've got enough smegma to make a block of cheese. Interested in some wine, cheese and crackers?
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I've always fantasized stuffing my fist into your asshole
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>>585349333

gg op
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>>585346825
I've masturbated thinking about you for the last month. I can't help myself but to play with myself while im in class, occasionally I can't help it and I need to blow my load off in the restroom.
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>>585346825
you see my friend, sorry for no englis bad, you need for the not sexxy with sister, but to cave with her anus. for with that anus sexxy time will be greart father time
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>>585349333
this pleases me
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>>585349333
Trips get!
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Yeah see you guys can stop guessing because someone already won. Jesus Christ you faggots are so fucking retarded.
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I forgot to wipe
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Shiieeet
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I'm seriously gonna kill my entire class by the end of the school year.
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i bit my dogs dick off. It was good. I eat dog shit. Its good. If you come over and play with me I'll give you a fucking DICK. When you gonna come over bitch, cunt? cunt bitch bitch bitch bitch. I LOVE you, I'll take off my pants and take a shit right here I swear to glob that I'll do it. Fuck you and fuck this class. I'm joining the army and I'm gonna be a real boy one day. Stick a stick up my butt.
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Your hand will fucking hurt after you write all that
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>>585349333
WINRAR
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>>585349333
WINRAR.ZIP
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>rolling for another trip

LETS FUCK
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>>585349333
winner winner chicken fuck
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What if i......... roll quads????
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>>585349333
WINRAR
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QUDS
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>>585349112
Roll n
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>>585350017
Almost
>>585350000
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Notice to /b/faggots, It is taking me a long time to write the entire thing, and I am running out of paper space.

Best of regards, OP
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>>585346825
>>585349333
ayyylmao
now we wait for OP to deliver this
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>>585349696
reroll
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>>585349696
>guessing

wtf is wrong with you nigger
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>>585346825
Rolling for you actually doing you homework.
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Dont write anything. instead, jizz in a small ziplock bag and staple it to the paper
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>>585350111
Ok fuck off
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Checkem fagets
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>>585350141
Roll for diz then
>>585349112
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>check em

I like to lick my asshole maybe i can lick yours too sometime
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>>585349112
roll
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OP here, you guys have filthy mouths and I'm not writing that. Yall need jesus.
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>>585347500
Rolling for this
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>>585349112
ROLLMFAO
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>>585349112
dude
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>>585350202
roll
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>>585349112
He's planning the 9/11 2nd.
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Someone already own god dammit shut up faggots.
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>>585346825
that is you will turn in this jpg you saved from a thread i saw it in 4 days ago?
g8 b8 m8
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>>585350247
holy shit thats ab ueatiful rack rack city mf'r
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I'm batman
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anus juice is really tasty
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>>585348371
nnnnailed it... 4 years at Berkeley paid off.
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>>585347772
777 God haz choseded fagz
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>>585346825
timestamp w/copypasy pls
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>>585352076
Will in a second
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I had to use multiple pieces of paper, rest assured I will turn this in
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>>585352526
if teach reads it, post their reaction OP
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>>585347151
This
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Gas the kikes, Race war now!!!
then draw swastikas all over the paper.
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>>585348337
>Trips git
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>>585349776
Fucking hell.
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