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First person to get trips dictates what I write on my HW, I will

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First person to get trips dictates what I write on my HW, I will turn it in
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I'm a dumb nigger
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lets just drop the act and fuck already
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I am the loopy walrus
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My dad molests me and I'm too scared to call the cops. Can you do it please senpai???
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>>585346825
I want to fuck you teacher ;)
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>>585347373
reroll
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(teachers name) i always thought your ass was amazing
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>>585347500
winrar
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>>585346825
Mike Brown wuz uh goo bohy, gonn be astronut o uh dokter, wuz uh goo boih...
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>>585347500
reroll
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>>585347601
Trips not dubs newfag
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>>585347676
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>>585347500
ROLL
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A+
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>>585347500
This
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>>585347772
you've gotta be kidding me
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>>585347676
Hmm.... 7676, should I use this one /b/?
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>>585346825
I like wearing fedoras, and I love watching MLP
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>>585347500
PLS dis
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>>585347676
>7676get
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My dad molests me, please dont make me go home again.
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FUCK DA POLICE
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Kekekek
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>>585346825
nigger, nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger nigger; nigger.
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>>585347500
realroll
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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>>585348023
rolling for this
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>>585347500
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>>585348023
reroll
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>>585347954
no faggot you said trips
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>>585346825
OP. Does your homework involve Punnett squares?
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>>585346825
fla fla flunkie (F-)
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>>585348151
Reroll
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>>585347500
pls
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>>585348235
But it was immaculate
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I was molested by my dad and the principle. The principle held me down while my dad stuck a giant toy truck up my rectum. I don't know if you should call the cops or not because I liked it a 'lil.
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>>585348251
Yes
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>>585348337
>>585348337
roll!
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>>585347500
ROLLLL
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I like to suck cock, hell is suck your cock. I'm not asking for a good grade in return either; just would enjoy your cock.
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>>585348151
Rawling
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>>585347500
Kek
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>>585346825
There is a bomb in my ass, do not say a word or we all die.
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>>585348151
plox dis
get trips
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i like dicks
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Wasting tripssssss
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>>585347500
rolling
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>>585347723
I have number blindness.
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>>585348461
Roll
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If you don't give me an A in this class, I'm shooting up the school and you're first, bitch.
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>>585347500
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I'm cutting myself while writing this ill probably kill myself tomorrow if my teacher doesn't report me and place me in a mental hospital
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>>585348337
bread roll
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>>585348556
so fucking close
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>>585348581
Roll
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>>585347500
RIS
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Trips get
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[Teachers name] , i will fuck u xD
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>>585348604
Reroll
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>>585346825
ever tried anal?
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>>585348337
rOlL
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Meet me at the parking lot after class ;)
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>>585348744
Roll
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>>585348581
Roll ft. Sean Kingston
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fk u bitch
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>>585348665

Are you shitting me with those near Satan trips?
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My ass hole smells of shit
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have a merry Christmas : )
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>>585348151
rerolling
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when my pee pee gets a boner it tears through my pants. 1 day my mommy saw it and sucked it until it puked milk all over her TITS.
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>>585347954
yes you nigger
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>>585348808
>8808
Kek
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Give me a good grade or I will post you're hacked nudes on 4chan's infamous bored /B/!!!!
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>>585348860
Roool
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niggers
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>>585347500
rollolol
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trips get jff
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>>585348883
Winrar
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>>585348337
ROLL
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I masturbate to you
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>>585348883
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I'm going to shoot up the school tomorrow
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>>585348860
rolling
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>>585348883
Oh fuck
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>>585348461
roll
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I'm planning a terrorist attack in the local mall, when you will read this, it