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The only religion that delivers every single year. Are you prepared,

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The only religion that delivers every single year.

Are you prepared, /b/?
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>>584644900
Jizzus is the one true savoir. All others are false profits. Thank you based jizzus, he shall cum again.
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Bunch of newfags a don't know (or appreciate) the cum collector. They just want banana guy
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>>584644900
good god yesssssssssss ive waited since last year for this
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>>584644900
Yes I've been waiting for this fucker
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>>584644900
Woop woop!!
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>>584644900
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samefags everywhere
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>>584644900
nice dubs
im ready
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>>584644900
What is this about?
Interested though
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>>584644900
keep up the good work jizzus. your christmas gift is the only reason i havent an heroed.
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>>584644900
waiting for our savior!
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Holy fuck m8
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>>584644900
standing by
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>>584646036
welcome newfag
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Fucking yes.
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>>584645951

Haha look at this faggot doesn't know what them numbers mean
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>>584644900
Inb4 newfag because I'm not, but this is the first time I've seen this.
Is that jizz?
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>>584644900
I thought he didn't deliver last year. Nice to see that he did.
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>>584646283
Can't you tell by the tinge? Its apple juice
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>>584644900
You can fill up more if you use pee, just sayin.
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>>584646274
Can you tell who is samefagging from the numbers on the post?
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>>584646263
I just wanted to know what he does with the jizz bro
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>>584646283
nope, is a parachute
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>>584646487
Obviously.
>>584646283
He squashes his own oranges every year.
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Banana guy is better
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>>584646604
you're dumb as shit, just sayin
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>>584646678
you gotta know how to work it newfag
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>>584646487
Well everyone is calling him "Jizzus" so...
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>>584646859
Can you explain?
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>>584646678
highlight each one pookie bear
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>>584646678

Hover your cursor over the numbers, they'll tell you how many unique posters there are based on the IPs, and the number of posts in the thread.
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>>584645452
>profits
kek
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>>584647015
I'm on a tablet
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>>584646857
 ∆
∆∆
wah wah
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ۍۄۈیڸێڷڻڻێ
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>>584647333
tem trips doe
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What does he do with all of the cum anyways?
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I JUST REALIZED /b/ IS NOW CAPTCHALESS AND LOST THE IDs, AND DUBS CAME BACK.

How are the ID rolls gon' survive now.
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>>584647557
>How are the ID rolls gon' survive now.
Those threads are cancer.
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>>584647333
۞
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>>584644900
>delivers every year
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Is it this time already? Tempus fugit.
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>>584647333
muslim with trips
>9/11 v2.0 confirmed
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>>584647557
They don't. We must feed off of dubs, trips, quads, and such
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So what's your end goal here? Drowning someone in cum?
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>>584647518

He ferments it into a tasty beverage.
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>>584647333
>>584647733
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>>584647713
>>584647801
There were some funny ones. I guess we're gon' need to modify them.
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I.
AM.
GOD.
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>>584647987
No, anon.

They were never funny.

Ever.
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>>584647333
Who let sandniggers on /b?
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>>584647987
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We will always have the triforce!
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Is he "coming" this christmas?
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>>584648247
  ▲
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>>584648513
 ▲
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>>584648467
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bump for more cum
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>>584648675
>>584648513
>>584648247
Suck my dick.


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>>584648675
>▲
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is the cheat
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>>584648675
look at him and laugh
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>>584648991
worse than all of them
>>584648513
>>584648247
>>584649033
maybe not
>>584648675
as much...
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>>584644900
I hope i haven't missed the party oh great one.
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>>584649033
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>>584648892
What the fuck; is that old, burned/dried up cum?
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>>584644900
Sooo is it for drinking? For the food bank?
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>>584650052
Yes.
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someone explain what happens to all that cum
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>>584648892
golly the stench on that
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>>584650921
literally it is just a collection. over the past six years i think it was an anon has been compiling his sperm and presenting it to /b/ every single fucking year around christmas.
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>>584650921

It goes in bottles, probably in a closet.

Seriously, that's all there is to it.

But, there's actually a guy, who cums in bottles and saves it.
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>>584651665

That motherfucker is our lord n savior. Jesus came once, but Jizzus came over and over for us.
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>>584644900
PRAISE BE TO JIZZUS CHRIST!

In the name of The Fapper, The Cum, and The Holy Bottles. Amen
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>>584648247
>tfw I can't because PC broke and stuck with notebook.
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These guys promised to come back same day for more pissjinx. Well, the ones dying, so he might not be back. Shame, that OP seemed like a cool guy.
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>>584650052

Oh fuck, that thought is making me gag, no shit. Fuck dood.
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