Hey /b/ro's i blew up a shit load of balloons. What

>>584034767
Light your house on fire

>>584034767
Draw a unique face on every single one. Make sure to name them.

>>584034767
>>584034883

Srsly I am not joking

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>>584034767
I think you know whst you have to do

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>>584034767
yussss~

Carefully deflate every one, put them in the bin then go outside and live a productive life

what are you stupid?

http://womaninflatesaballoonandsitsonitandpopsit.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pane_PQf28

>>584034767
Check you name ... You will know what to do.
>cover them in peanut butter

>>584034767
Section them out by color and create segregated communities of balloons. Then Draw faces on them and have leader balloons and wage wars on the other colors. The last color alive you have to shove up your ass with timestamp.

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>>584034890
Dis is yer BB. watchu name it?

>>584035425
Christopher Poole

>>584035425
>>584035534
Oh then draw a waifu for him then let him get cucked by a darker colored balloon.

So, why'd you do this OP.

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>>584035534
This is Christopher Poole, leader of the whites.

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The reds

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The blues

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His waifu

>>584035006
story please.

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>>584036319

>>584036319
Bumping for happening

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Ohshit.jpg
He getting cucked

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Buuuump

>>584036689
Look at that smile
moot loves it

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Oh no, he's angry

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Oh god what is he doing

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Oh my god...

/pol/ is kill

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The community is trying to pick up the pieces.

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Porkins of the reds send his condolences

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>>584037549

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The blues are acting pretty shady

>>584037549
This is fucking brilliant.

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Everyone is sleeping but i feel something is fucky

Bummmmmmp

>>584036526
Tim cheated, then she decided she can cheat too and showed Tim

>>584038362
best story ive seen in years


more

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Oh fucking shit the blues are here

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Congrats OP, you are now history.

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>>584037549
Fucking figures. When its a fucking white balloon people care, but when a black balloon dies it gets pushed by the wayside.

When the fuck are my going to stop being oppressed.

Fucking white devils.

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Guys the blues are being serious

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>>584039491
My blue brothers must rise up and fight the white devil.

May the blues and blacks regain their right stance in society.

Power to the people.

>>584039491
Holy shit this escalated way fast.
>Around blues, you lose

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The whites woke up and knocked the chair off killing 3 reds, now everyone's pissed.

>>584040036
Fuck man, this is World War II all over again.

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The heartless bastard just slaughtered them without even backtracing! Now he says he's next! Oh god what the fuck is going on

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He did it... Everyone is in tears

holy fuck!!!! more pls

>>584040562
R.I.P

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>>584040562

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A new white leader must be chosen... Cast your votes. Cregg, Tooko, And Vegger are the candidates.

>>584041554
CREGG MUST LEAD! HE IS THE PATH OF WISDOM.
HE HAS SEEN MANY POPS.

>>584041554
Cregg

>>584041554
Cregg

>>584041554
Cregg

>>584041554
Cregg

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Cregg will lead his people proudly...

Cregg

>>584041554

Cregg

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Putin has spoken Cregg shall be a great leader

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>>584042117

Based Cregg

>>584042117
Make Cregg have legs

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Here is cregg promoting his new book... Oprah gives it good reviews.

>>584042117
Oh boy, I sure hope Cregg doesn't turn out to be a terrible Hitler-like Leader who accidentally in the end nukes everything.

>>584042460
>>584042467
WOT
WOTWOTWOT
IFUCKINCALLEDIT.
WITHIN 3 FUCKIN SECONDS.
FUCK YOU ALL
I AM THE BALLOON PROPHET.

>>584042467
I want to live in your reality.

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Cregg cares about his people, here is is giving money to the homeless.

>>584042794
Seems like a bro

>>584042794
kekking hard

>>584040562
Fucking hell OP!

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The reds are butthurt their economy sucks.

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Meanwhile craig is supporting local buisnesses by getting his hair cut at a small barber shop.

>>584043117
Goddamn inflation!

>>584043338

lul

>>584043292
inb4 he shaves and is literally Hitler

CUM ON THE BALLOONS

>>584043292
ASSASSINATION.
TAKE HIM OUT.

>>584043292
That barber looks suspiciously like his rival Vegger, don't trust him cregg

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Cregg is happy with his shave, although he feels funny.

>>584043653
Cregg is creeping me out

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>inb4 red wedding

>>584043653
>>584043653
Ruuuuun Cregg!!!

>>584043653
Funny how? Funny like "Haha, time for genocide"?

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>>584043869

>>584043653
Oh Jesus. The beard is what kept Cregg sane.

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THE AFTERSHAVE WAS POISENED OH THE HUMANMANATEES

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>>584044049
rouge yellows take over

>>584044049
WORLD WAR III

>>584044049
VEGGER IS A USURPER.

Red and blue fight against eachother to support Tooko or vegger's claim to the throne.

then >>584043802

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>>584044049
RIP

My nigga Cregg is gone but not forgotten.

NOOO CREGGGGGG

>>584043629
>>584044049
Called it, vegger wants to be white king

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Out of the shadows leaps our true saviour. Cregg, with one thing in his air... papercuts for the non-believers.

>>584044434
Holy fuck. It was a ruse all along. Cregg staged the event in order to out the traitor.

The plot thickens.

He used a body double! Praise Cregg and his infinite wisdom!

>>584044434
Woahhhh

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With swift vengeance he slices the betrayer. He mourns the loss of his clone.

>>584044434
W-what? Then who was kill

>>584044434
Cregg should build a camp where he can concentrate his enemies

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>>584044741

>>584044741
Heil Cregg, our Führer!

>>584044741
ALL HAIL THE GREAT UNITER

>>584044434
>>584044741
Am I fucking losing it or is Cregg's facial expressions different?

Cregg's blood boils as he reads the letter found on the body.

We need Pink Balloon? gibe de pusi b0ss

Alright folks, I've catalogged up to the post before cregg's vengeance... Somebody take care of the rest. I'm out for the night, will post a thread tomorrow.
BALLOON PROPHET OUT.

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He is getting fuhrious

>>584045223
pls

>>584045223

CREGG! Trust your wisdom - you are the UN of Balloon WOrld.

>>584041554
100% cregg

>>584045223
OP we are not ants.

genocide when
Have him marry his daughter off to a red then do a GoT reference already

thread is kill

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Cregg is having a meeting to decide who made the letter

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They are presenting it to the blues

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Cregg isn't having their bullshit lies, they obviously signed the paper.

this thread is fucking gold

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Cregg papercut their leader!

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Oh my fucking god it has begun.

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They slaughtered everyone without a thought...

>>584046283
All Hail Cregg!

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Cregg was a good man... he must be stopped. He bathes in the bodies of his slain enemies.

>>584046283
That blew up quick

>>584046283
omgggggggggg

>>584043338
I can't stop laughing

Pls keep going

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Cregg sends his son to ask for the reds daughters hand in marriage

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Red hesitantly accepts and the wedding will be tonight

>>584046429
Craig will lead us all to the promised land!

>>584047134
that is gonna be good

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>>584047134

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this thread is magnificent, well played OP

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This is great

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The wedding begins but Cregg seems to be late

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When Cregg arrives he can't believe what he sees.

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Refugee Blues amongst the reds... how could they do this...

Punch your cat and then throw it at the balloons

Can't sleep until this thread ends. Thanks OP

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my body is ready

>>584036167
Can I name the leader?

>>584047815
no.

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>>584047815
lil late bud

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Cregg is tired of this shit... All these fucking blues ruining the world.

>>584048113
KILL EM ALL CREGG!!!

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>>584048113

>>584048113
OMG cregg no dont do it

>>584048113
NO CREGG NO NOT THEM

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>>584048113

>>584035006
Also requesting story, I like this

>>584048113
LEAVE NONE STANDING CREGG, THEY MUST ALL DIE!

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He rains destruction down epon the usurpers.

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Gazing over the desolation of his volley, he knows he is feared. ALL WHO GAZE UPON THE FACE OF CREGG SHALL KNOW THE TRUE FACE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.

>>584048741
kek

SOMEBODY ARCHIVE THIS NOW

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>>584048741

>>584048741
>and evermore they would speak of the OP whose room turned into a balloon battlefield, of Cregg the Righteous, and of the dastardly plotting by blues and reds.
>and OP's name was DoG

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>mfw dis bread

>>584034767
I love you op

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>>584048741

>>584046429
The humanity

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Cregg felt relieved... He felt free...

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To him there was nothing left to worry about.

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Heil Cregg...

Op you better sleep with Cregg tonight. He will protect you from and filthy blue or red.

ALL HAIL CREGG THE WHITE

>>584049125
Creggs lost it man consequences will never be the same

>>584049215

HEIL CREGG!

>>584049215
So beautiful. So powerfully emotional. This thread is a treasure for the ages.

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>>584049070

>>584049215
Heil Cregg!

10/10 IGN would read again.

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>>584049215
>>584049215

HAIL GREGG THE Only there will ever be!

till...

>>584048850

http://4archive.org/b/thread/584034767

Did cregg kill his own son?

Long live cregg the white may his enemies pop or slowly lose air and deflate

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Hail creg who rules most

>>584049854
All has been slaughtered for cregg trusts nobody.

I'm pretty sure OP would have done all of this tonight as well anyways without even posting it on /b/

Thank you so much op

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best thread in a while
10/10 would racially cleanse again

>>584051031
You're welcome.

>>584049854
No you dingus, the barber did with poisoned shaving cream.

best thread have seen all year.
Thank you for showing me that /b/ lives on.

>>584051212
how does it feel to save a life I was going to kill myself tonight but the laughing fit you gave me reminded me life is worth living thank you OP you are not in any way a fagot

>>584051330
You should still kill yourself

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>>584051212

>>584051506
for cregg?

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>>584051330
Cregg is still a good man... He knows it... Live long buddy, no matter how hard life gets.

>>584051506
Cregg will papercut you for your words...

>>584051745
I am not worthy

Roll an 1932 and I'll tattoo the face of cregg in my chest

>>584051905
Craig Says your delivery is impopssible

>>584051905
roll

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>>584034767
baloon in ass

Lol don't wanna spam such a glorious thread.. nevertheless I will deliver with a temp tattoo

>>584051905
please oh my god

>>584051905
roll

>>584052039
His own roll was actually pretty close

>>584052070
rerollin the impossible

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>>584051905
roll..?

>>584034767
use them to travel to paradise falls

Op you are an Artist

>>584051745
ALL HAIL CREGG.

>>584037213
kek

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My last post, take this and always remember Cregg will fight for whatever you believe in.

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thx for your Effort, OP

b needs more of your kind

>>584055339
Never forget.

holy shit OP. thanks for a good laugh

bumping for cregg

>>584055339
thank you based cregg

Somebody archive this shit

>>584051905
Roll

best thread archive this

>>584055339
all hail cregg. champion of freedom