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Why don't you have a handful of tits right now? What's your excuse?
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because I'm a faggot
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>>582704046
Birds are hard to catch with your hands
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>>582704046
There's those nagging beasts attached to the breasts
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>>582704046
Well I could but their mine
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>>582704046
They're currently in the kitchen.
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>>582704237
Then why don't you have a handful of my dick right now?
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Still here, just studying
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>>582704254
Now you're going to make me wish I could find the webm where somebody did it.

>>582704269
Do it anyway, just to be the odd one out
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>>582704319
because I can only handle 4 cocks at a time
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>>582704046
They're in Kuwait on deployment :/
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>>582704046
The tits I want a handful of are illegal.
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>>582704046
hands are occupied with handfuls of mathematics
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>>582704561
Why not
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>>582704582
Get better at your job
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>>582704582
I'm sure I can find somewhere to force it in anyway, since you seem to think it's not my turn yet.
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>>582704561
I caught a hummingbird once
Was p sweet.
Cockatiels because they're pets and assholes, too.
>>582704269
Hai anon
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>>582704046
Because she is at chemotherapy.
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>>582705051
Hello!
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>>582704269
Can I come over to your place and touch yours?
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>>582704046
Dude on the left looks retarded.
>>582704254
Probably drawn by a fat bitch.
>>582704267
Pussy is nice but that stomach is wide as fuck.
>>582704382
Face looks like a male disney character.
Also shit on hand and tit.
>>582704483
Looks like a tumblr SJW.
>>582704561
Eyes are retardedly lopsided.
>>582704626
Face smashed with a shovel.
>>582704658
Dat puzzle ass. Hnnng.
>>582704728
Finally something sexy.
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>>582704046
About to get my dick sucked. I could get a handfull of tits.
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>>582705193
Ooph
>>582705208
How's life after yet another turn about our earthly axis?
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>>582705640
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>>582705446
Not unless you're a girl, my bf is touchy about that.
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>>582705193
Your post gave her cancer. Real talk
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>>582705801
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because im pooping
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>>582705496
being this picky
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>>582705901
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>>582705708
Preferable to yesterday, now I can get high and sleep.
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>>582706018
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>>582705496
Agreed, except for the lopsided eyes thing.
I don't think you like dynamics.

Liking the guitar-wolf is 3edgy4me though.
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>>582706115
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>>582705818
not a grill
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>>582706241
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>>582706159
Also dat guitar sucks
for some reason furry artists as a rule are unable to draw proper instruments and guns
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>>582706367
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>>582706310
Sorry
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>>582706459
The end
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>>582706027
Well, that's good.
I've got a long night of watching lecture videos I skipped thanksgiving week ahead of me.
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>>582706159
The guitar is retarded, but she has a nice figure.
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Need webms
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