Texting sexy girl I met at school that obviously wants the d.. 9 decides
want to eat a raw pork chop out of your asshole and pour a whole can of green beans on your pussy and eat that green giant out and then fist you like Popeye ;)
i was just kidding, but hey how about we meet up, you know, maybe fuck, maybe not, who knows, whatever the evening has in store for us. what say you?
0 decides cmon be creative I wanna get laid tonight. Will post pics if it happens
Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? When I watch that movie, I imagine myself fucking a T-Rex, with Jeff Goldblum rimming my asshole...Is that normal?
you guys are all being fooled!!
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Just because this is always the answer you get doesn't mean it's the answer everyone gets.
Idk guys doesn't seem to be interested now.. Wat do? 3 decides
What and how am I projecting? You some kind of retard, son?
>they can't turn me down if I hate them first
Pic related, it's you.
Uh oh futures not looking too bright. Help 1 decides
THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT
>how am I projecting?
Projecting: "A way to blame others for your own negative thoughts by repressing them and then attributing them to someone else. Due to the sorrowful nature of delusion and denial it is very difficult for the target to be able to clarify the reality of the situation."
Of course seeing how you can't even understand my post I'm just going to call you a retard again and laugh at how you were wrong and now try to defend it when it was fucking obvious the girl was appalled by how retarded the texts were
>inb4 more buzzwords or IWASJUSTPRETENDINGXDD
Sorry, I've been hanging out with this crazy group, I guess I'm just used to making these kinds of jokes around them. Anyway, its fine if we can't hang, maybe some other time.
This is to fucking funny, I'm to stoned for this.
Dick is a french specialty fish that is prepared in a rather delicious way, we could be dining in a fancy restaurant by now but if you really want to ignore me i will drive off in my fresh new lambo to mexico. When i get to mexico i will eat sand because i spent all my money on the lambo and i will train a dog to kill you, you must not tell anyone about this because i am undercover like shit. So have it your way cunt.
The fuck is this bullshit.OP GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASSHOLE USING PERIOD BLOOD AS LUBE YOU FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER TWAT BITCH FUCKBOY WHORE
Sorry, I've been hanging out with this crazy group, I guess I'm just used to making these kinds of jokes around them. Anyway, its fine if we can't hang, maybe some other time. I'm glad you have a sense of humor though. :D
I'm a NEWFAG, so I put this on a website called 4chan.org/b to get suggestions of what to text you, because I have a tiny penis, and OP is always a dick-gobbling, knob-slobbering, faggot.
sometimes i let my dog eat a raw pork chop out of my asshole and then i pour a can of green beans in a bowl and put my dick inside and let my dog eat the green giant ;)
wanna be my bitch for tonight? XD
- For real, what do you want from me? Flowers, chocolate.. LOVE? Fuck love.. I'm to young for that. Right now before you're to old and before the real responsibility comes.. It's ALL about fucking. So you have that out of your system. So either you're after love or fucking.. and I ain't got time for the first option.
Holy shit you literally are retarded.
I'm pretty sure I didn't ask for the definition of projecting, you fuckin' moron. Re-read what I said.
The fact that women saying no to hanging out with you seems like a normality in your case, doesn't mean it is for everyone. All I was saying. Has nothing to do with me.
Sorry, I've been hanging out with this crazy group, I guess I'm just used to making these kinds of jokes around them. Anyway, its fine if we can't hang, maybe some other time. I'm glad you have a sense of humor though.
>The fact that women saying no to hanging out with you seems like a normality in your case, doesn't mean it is for everyone.
>doesn't realize this is definition of projecting
hey listen here Jessica ive been thinking about you, do you think about me too, do you? no but foreal lets fuck no if ands or buts your hot im hot we can make great sex and ill pay for plan b, its on me, btw did i say u had a nice ass, you do
>she'll obviously say no, wasted get
You're an idiot.
This has nothing to do with me. I'm not "projecting" and I think you need to study the definition, or better yet, kill yourself.
Anyway, sorry for being weird just been getting a bit high with a crazy group, lol, I was thinking seriously at one point earlier though, fancily chilling sometime after school this week?
Stoned to the bone thinking life is so beautiful
Sorry if you can't relate or if this is all new to you
Ten bad bitches at my party all doable
Took one to my room it was
All I could do
You still rapping with a normal flow
I had your girl in the back giving oral slow
They be rolling up the front it's California dro
It's all goodie, all this I am born to go
I'm just doing what I can, living like I'm supposed to
Most can't even comprehend what I'm close to
Blowing off a bitch right after she blows you
That's fucked up dog, but it's what the girl chose too
Cop me a zip, so I rolled me a fatty
Me and some bad chick blowing granddaddy
It's all I could do foo, don't get mad at me
It's all I could do
All I could do
It's all I could do
All I could do
It's it's it's all I could do
Still is in a yellow cab, I get haters hella mad
G said "get em" so I got at 'em extra fast
We in a city of blonde models and bombshells
But I got that ocean type swag, bitch I'm ill
I like moms who like Dons and don thongs
And like skinny black kids who like to write songs
They pull up in a Honda, we in Pagani Zondas
Getting money you promise? Syke
Wanda told me to be humbler
But every day I'm getting Facebook fans, and features on every Tumblr
Man, haters can't understand
They really can't stand the heat, they just Cavs fans
Ay look, I get money out the ass and I don't fuck with bank accounts
Used to walk in but all my niggas buying tables now
These white girls got a fucking penthouse fetish
I got the crowd out on they toes like they fucking stretching
I told a girl to meet me in like 10 minutes
It's just me, G-Eazy and like 10 bitches
Got dreams of living lavish, rings Like I'm the Mavericks
I'mma fucking savage, it's all i could do