Texting sexy girl I met at school that obviously wants the

>>582685612
tits?

You're cute, we should go out sometime

>>582685835
reroll

Can i see your tits?

>>582685612
tits or GTFO

Down bitch down!

ay girl you shit with that ass?

no words, just a picture of you spreading your ass

wanna share?

u wanna see my dick?

>>582685612
Who is this? Send me a pic please

shut the fuck up bitch I obviously don't want what you got, you thirsty slut. Kill yourself.

>>582685835
rerolll

>>582685612
Ay baby

Hey! I missed you sexy

>>582686410
treeroll

sorry the late reply i was busy jerking off to your pictures

lets see the tits

>>582686493
reroll

I WILL STICK MY DICK IN YOUR PUSSY UNTIL IT COMES OUT YOUR MOUTH

>>582685612
Ay bb u wun sum fk

do you wanna fuck or?

>>582686447
lets do a reroll

>>582685612
Hi, sorry for not responding, I was too busy thinking about how lewd you would look in my bed.

I'm showing this conversation to my /b/ros on 4chan lololol top kek

>>582686410
i need my shitty pickup line tested

>>582686689
Nice win

>>582686689
kek

>>582686689
winrar kek

>>582686689
winrar

>>582686689
delivar op

>>582686689
winrar
potential

>>582686689
winrar

>>582686432
reroll

>>582686689
Its not creepy at all, PERFECT

ID WOULDA FUCK YA TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL IF ONLY YOU GAVE ME THE CHOCOLATE MILK

>>582685612
what's going on?

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4 decides

Sorry, that was a joke. You'll have to excuse my autism.

>>582687273
Just fucking around. Like...literally...fucking...around...like a my dick was in a donut.

can you give me something better so i can finish? preferably nude?

>>582687273
Wanna let me see more?

>>582687273
>>582687273
>>582687273
want to eat a raw pork chop out of your asshole and pour a whole can of green beans on your pussy and eat that green giant out and then fist you like Popeye ;)

sorry, that was my dumb buddy

>>582687273
But I'm going to need some more

>>582687273
Have you ever thought about sucking a horse's cock? Cause I got a new horse and you seem slutty enough to do it

>>582687273
After much deliberation, I want to make you an offer. I will give you two hundred dollars to shit in my mouth.

>>582686801
Rolling for this

>>582687474
>>582687474
>>582687474

>>582687474
WINRAR

>>582687273
You better watch out at school tommorow I'm getting my dick out for you ;)

>>582687474
win

>>582687474
winrar

>>582687449
reroll

>>582687474
Winrar

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7 decides

>>582687449
Reroll

"just your spread cunt, nothing big.. be game"

I hate niggers.

>>582687924
How 'bout you and I bang then?

U wan fuk bby?

>>582687924
Clearly it's what I was asking for you dense cunt. This time I'm not asking, im telling you... Send nudes or I'll cut you're whore throat!

>>582687924
Im sorry that was my friend with my phone... Wanna come over?

>>582687924
What if I send you one of mine then? ;)

Maybe we can trade then?

So, can we meet up now?

>>582687924
sorry that was roommate. i was actually jerking off to feet porn

Show me your twat cunt.

>>582687924
Sorry, I just wanted to try and be cool for once....

Then lets just fuck...

>>582687924
Rerolling for this
>>582687443

>>582688192
This I guess.

>>582687924
why not

>>582688061
Reroll

>>582687924
I'm going to put my dick in your mouth within the next month...you won't know it...but it will happen.

It's not rape if I yell surprise.

>>582688247
win

>>582688247
winrar

>>582688247
Winrar

>>582688247
Winrar

>>582688247
WINRAR

>>582688267
Win

>>582688247
Great, more fucking autism jokes. They're getting old

>>582687924
i was just kidding, but hey how about we meet up, you know, maybe fuck, maybe not, who knows, whatever the evening has in store for us. what say you?

>>582688545
whats the point of of putting heaven of you're going to give a real reply anyways

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0 decides cmon be creative I wanna get laid tonight. Will post pics if it happens

>>582688823


Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? When I watch that movie, I imagine myself fucking a T-Rex, with Jeff Goldblum rimming my asshole...Is that normal?

>>582688742
Don't question Heaven you fuck. Just let him be and he won't fuck you up.

I mean.. If you wanted to trade, I'd be okay with that though...

so what are you doing? ;)

but in all honesty I am kinda horny, you wanna come over and fool around tonight?

do you have any attractive friends i could date?

Anyway, do you want to fuck me? Like, now?

Do you want to hangout tonight? I'm really bored and could really use some fun at the moment.

>>582688823
Oooh a wink, are you flirting with me m'lady

>>582688823
So any plans for tonight? Wanna come over and have some fun ;)?

>>582688823
You know if you wanted to I could show you my mlp collection

>>582689020
Congraturation.

>>582688979
Reroll for this

What are your thoughts on abortion?

>>582689020
Winrar

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>>582689020

>>582689020
Winrar

>>582689020
she'll obviously say no, wasted get

>>582688823
I wanna get laid tonight. Will post pics if it happens

>>582689020
This

>>582689020
WINRAR

>>582689051
reroll

you guys are all being fooled!!

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>582689020
>>582689020
>>582689020
>>582689020

>>582689020
Winrar. The ultimate gentleman!!!

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>>582689146
Just because this is always the answer you get doesn't mean it's the answer everyone gets.

>>582689223
Fiction is still entertaining sometimes.

>>582688742

i don't know, why are you a nigger

>>582688823
I have a pretty dumb sense of humor but I think that you'll get to know that soon, how about we meet up this weekend?

Sorry, I just get a little crazy sometines. Might be becaude of you ;). I do want to meet up later, when're you free? :*

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Idk guys doesn't seem to be interested now.. Wat do? 3 decides

OP YOU FROM GEORGIA?
>>582689731

>>582688841
Reroll

>>582689476
just wow........

rolling for:
i wanna get laid tonight, suck my cock plz

>>582689731
Alright. Let me know if you wanna grab a coffee or something next time you're free.

>>582689731
You know you want the three inches of destruction!

>>582689731
bye

busy doing what? :p

>>582689731
Bye

>>582689731
what is more important than having a dick inside you?

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>>582689881
re

Just kinda? that doesn't sound like too busy to me. when will you be free?

Oh okay, well just text me when you're free. I really like you, maybe i could take you out on a date sometime?

Are you shy?

>>582689731
Tell your boyfriend I said hello. You really shouldn't lead guys on, unless you're willing to give up some pussy. College is about fucking.

>>582689476
rolling for this

>>582689973
win

Oh. Well you could come over later. If you're bored.

>>582689731
Correction, you are mine for the night. We are going to have a good night together and you must comply.

>>582689731

We could get kinda busy

Then send dick pic

Bullshit

>>582689323
>projecting this hard

see >>582689731

retard

haha, come on. it's almost the end of the semester and i want to see you!

U wan sum fuk bby?

>>582689973
Winrar

Oh too bad, I just get crazy when I think about you... I'd really like to see you whenever possible..

>>582689973
WINRAR

>>582689973
kek

>>582689731
I HATE YOU CUNT NABAR SPAK TO ME AGAINNNNNN

>>582689731
DEEZ NUTZ

>>582689973
WINRAR

>>582689973
Winrar... and enjoy your hand OP

how about a date on friday, your really pretty and you have a nice ass, movie ?

>>582689816
>just wow......

what, you never texted to a girl?

rolling for:

aw bb don live me hangin, you know that we both want it

>>582689731
please don't do this to me m'lady, I am so in love with you. please be my little pony tonight

>>582689731
Just say "okay" and she'll start apologizing like a little bitch.

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>>582690062
What and how am I projecting? You some kind of retard, son?
>they can't turn me down if I hate them first
Pic related, it's you.

>>582689731
- Are you too busy for me? :O Haha nevermind then. I'll get myself a bj from the hoe on the corner for $5 instead.

>>582690214
No shit right? lol

>>582689731
Well, can you be busy later. I'm rock hard right now. ;)

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Uh oh futures not looking too bright. Help 1 decides

cmon pliz suk my dik

>>582690526


Tell your boyfriend I said hello. You really shouldn't lead guys on, unless you're willing to give up some pussy. College is about fucking.

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THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT

>>582690526
You're excused (;

>>582690526
So I heard u liek mudkips

>>582689889
reroll

>>582690526
Suck my cock nigger

>>582690526
AMAZING!

I'm joking :D I just really want you :$

>>582690526
I said "WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HAVING A DICK INSIDE YOU?"

>>582690526
Im talking about myself

>>582690661
ASS

>>582690682
roll

>>582690661
win....

>>582690526
I'm gonna rape that pussy whether you like it or not!

Sorry, it was a joke. Excuse my autism

>>582690526
i want some fuck

>>582690701
WIN RAR

I really want to fuck you, just as i fuck my mother

>>582690701
winrar but now you fuckin ruined it

This is all stupid shit a bunch of idiots put on here, my apologies. When do you have time to hang out?

>>582690701
winrar

>>582690526

Fuck sorry, fucking Josh took my phone

>>582690526
shit, my friends keep taking my phone.

please don't do this to me m'lady, I am so in love with you. please be my little pony tonight

>>582690526
I said WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HAVING A DICK INSIDE YOU? or more to the point, my dick!

Baby I want to fill you with 3.5 inches of pleasure!

>>582690526
Sorry my girlfriend took my phone

Listen, I find you incredibly attracted and im super horny can we just work something out?

You should know that my penis is as big as a horse's and that I am capable of incredible sexual feats.
In short, suck my dick, bitch.

>>582690682
I vote for this

>>582690526
Did I st-st-stutter? Its reread and fucking comply before I murder your family, bitch.

>>582690661
FUCKING WINRAR KEKEKEKEK

>>582690661
winrar

>>582690661
winner

>>582690387
>how am I projecting?
Projecting: "A way to blame others for your own negative thoughts by repressing them and then attributing them to someone else. Due to the sorrowful nature of delusion and denial it is very difficult for the target to be able to clarify the reality of the situation."

Of course seeing how you can't even understand my post I'm just going to call you a retard again and laugh at how you were wrong and now try to defend it when it was fucking obvious the girl was appalled by how retarded the texts were

retard

>inb4 more buzzwords or IWASJUSTPRETENDINGXDD

>>582690701
BOB SAGET

>>582690526
What? Look Idk how you're reading me but you're very attractive and I'm trying to make you feel the same way I do for you boo

>>582690526
Sorry, I've been hanging out with this crazy group, I guess I'm just used to making these kinds of jokes around them. Anyway, its fine if we can't hang, maybe some other time.

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>>582690661
This is to fucking funny, I'm to stoned for this.

Dick is a french specialty fish that is prepared in a rather delicious way, we could be dining in a fancy restaurant by now but if you really want to ignore me i will drive off in my fresh new lambo to mexico. When i get to mexico i will eat sand because i spent all my money on the lambo and i will train a dog to kill you, you must not tell anyone about this because i am undercover like shit. So have it your way cunt.

>>582691250
>to
>luk at mi guise im doing ill3g4l drugsssss

>>>/rsg/

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69 decides

OP end this i want go sleep

>>582690598
>>582691386
rerolling

>>582691386
So your coming over?

>>582691386
this is taking ages, i'm off

can i see your tit dirt?

Nudes now!

>>582691386
FORMUOLLI FORMUOLLI GIVE ME THA PINKIOLII

>>582691386
TURN THAT SHIT DOWN! PISS!!!

>>582691386
Bitch I know you're playing hard to get, but you're just getting me too hard. Please allow me to put my cock in you.

>>582691386
Lmao suck my cock nigger

>>582691386
To tell you the truth random strangers on the internet are helping me get a date with you.
On the brighter side ever heard of 4chan?

>>582691386
We'll bang okay?

>>582691386
The fuck is this bullshit.OP GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASSHOLE USING PERIOD BLOOD AS LUBE YOU FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER TWAT BITCH FUCKBOY WHORE

>>582691386
Sorry, I've been hanging out with this crazy group, I guess I'm just used to making these kinds of jokes around them. Anyway, its fine if we can't hang, maybe some other time. I'm glad you have a sense of humor though. :D

>>582691386
You know what? I know that tonight i wont get 69, but i'll just try...

>>582691386
I'm a NEWFAG, so I put this on a website called 4chan.org/b to get suggestions of what to text you, because I have a tiny penis, and OP is always a dick-gobbling, knob-slobbering, faggot.

>>582691386
fag, make it a lower number
p.s not a roll

Ask her how she likes her salmon!

>>582691386
sometimes i let my dog eat a raw pork chop out of my asshole and then i pour a can of green beans in a bowl and put my dick inside and let my dog eat the green giant ;)
wanna be my bitch for tonight? XD

>>582691386
69? gtfo

Look, just please suck my dick. I'm horny. Just being honest.

>>582691386
Comply before I murder your family, bitch.

just end this shit already

U wan sum fuk bby?

>>582691386
You can't just suddenly go to double digit rolls man

>>582691386

- For real, what do you want from me? Flowers, chocolate.. LOVE? Fuck love.. I'm to young for that. Right now before you're to old and before the real responsibility comes.. It's ALL about fucking. So you have that out of your system. So either you're after love or fucking.. and I ain't got time for the first option.

>>582691754
rolling a 69 for dis

Do you own battletoads?

fuck this thread i hate space and bananas

lets go out on a date no excuses, just give me a date.

>>582691386
Sorry about the weird replies... What I really wanted to tell you was

>>582691386
Have I ever said how beautiful eyes you have?

>>582691754
Rolling for this

>>582691676
reroll

>>582691134
Holy shit you literally are retarded.
I'm pretty sure I didn't ask for the definition of projecting, you fuckin' moron. Re-read what I said.
The fact that women saying no to hanging out with you seems like a normality in your case, doesn't mean it is for everyone. All I was saying. Has nothing to do with me.

>>582691764
reroll

>>582691878
roll for this

Why would you ask for 69 retard? It will take too long.

>>582691386
Have you ever done anal?

>>582691386
Sorry, I've been hanging out with this crazy group, I guess I'm just used to making these kinds of jokes around them. Anyway, its fine if we can't hang, maybe some other time. I'm glad you have a sense of humor though.

>>582691754
rolling 69

Make dem booty cheex clap white girl.

>>582691754
REROLLS

>>582691975
>The fact that women saying no to hanging out with you seems like a normality in your case, doesn't mean it is for everyone.
>doesn't realize this is definition of projecting
lmao retard

>>582691754
Rolling

>>582691386
M'lady let me put my wand in your chamber of secrets.

OP confirm homosexual faggot.

>>582691878
roll

>>582691754
roll

Ill wear a pink zebra striped morph suit if you send me a tit pic

no seriously, I want you to suck my enormous dong

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

hey listen here Jessica ive been thinking about you, do you think about me too, do you? no but foreal lets fuck no if ands or buts your hot im hot we can make great sex and ill pay for plan b, its on me, btw did i say u had a nice ass, you do

Wanna hang out tomorrow?

>>582691764
roll again for fuck sakes, why OP chose 69 i wont know, probably cuz he is a huge nigger faggot cunt

>>582691968
Damn...re-roll

>>582691386
sorry that was my cat. i hate your nigger face

Let's play truth or dare.

Truth: do you shave your bush?
Dare: send me a pic of it!

>>582692076
Reroll

>>582692089
Roll

Seriously though, wanna shag tonite?

ok, I'm gonna be sincere, you really look like my sister, so could you please send me some nudes? Please, I will pay you. Don't judge

>>582685612

there is no such thing as a sexy girl that has to say hi 4 times. Fake and gay.

>>582691386
Taking ages to get 69

>>582691754
again 69 for dis

>>582691386
I want to fuck you. And then in the ass. And then i'll cum all over your chin. No reason to lie, or ask you out. What do you say?

>>582691386
What's your opinion on the show my little pony friendship is magic?

lmao

ROLLING FOR DUBS:

Girl I'm not going to lie, you make my virile member get as hard as a math exam is for a black guy.

>>582691754
REROLL

>>582691386
I'm dick is throbbing right now. do you know how bad I want to fuck your brains out?

>>582691878
Reroll

>>582692289
Reroll

>>582691386
I've been thinking about this for a while, and I've recently come to realise, I am madly in love with you

>>582692124
...
>she'll obviously say no, wasted get
You're an idiot.
This has nothing to do with me. I'm not "projecting" and I think you need to study the definition, or better yet, kill yourself.

Now show your tits or gtfo

>>582691693
roll

>>582691386
DAMMIT! You'll have to excuse my *coughassholecough* brother. He grabbed my phone.

>>582692443
fucking kek'd

We trying to fuck or what?

>>582692343
REROLL

>>582692076
Reroll

reroll

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI SICK MY DICKIOLI

>>582691754
69 inc

>>582692389
reroll

Crim Jimmy wum fumbo

>>582691978
reroll

i master the entire book of kamasutra. does that make you wet?

>>582691754

ROLLING 4 DIS

>>582692076
ROEL

youre such a faggot.

How many tries do i get anyway?

YOLO

Hey, didnt you have a wonky tit?

This is it, I WANT 69

>>582691925
u + me = ????

>>582691754
roll for this you faggot

>>582692323
REROLL

>>582691754
rawul

>>582692541
>guy sends lame texts, girl loses interests
>guys asks to hang out
OH GEE I WONDER WHAT SHE'LL SAY

go away, retard

>>582692680
rawll

>>582692684
fuck me rollin again

Do you have fat pussy lips?

>>582692443
roll

>>582692323
Rolling

>>582692680
reroll

>>582692076
ROEL

>>582691386
Would you like to see my peanus weanus? Hahaha! :D

9 gets it. lets go

>>582692225
Rolling for this

>>582692472
FUCK I GOT the 69 in another thread

>>582692769

sorry I failed you guys...

I will give you AIDS.

>>582692931
reroll

>>582692594
Reroll

>>582691754
omfg ROLLING

OP you son of a bitch

>>582692225
roll for this

2 digits seems a bit hard to get...

>>582692443
reroll cmon

>>582692076
Rerollio

no love for em nigga im breaking hearts
no keys
push to start
YEAH
you know what it is
everyhting i do, i do it big!

>>582691386
Anyway, sorry for being weird just been getting a bit high with a crazy group, lol, I was thinking seriously at one point earlier though, fancily chilling sometime after school this week?

>>582691754
Rolling for this

>69 get

>>582692443

Stoned to the bone thinking life is so beautiful
Sorry if you can't relate or if this is all new to you
Ten bad bitches at my party all doable
Took one to my room it was
All I could do

You still rapping with a normal flow
I had your girl in the back giving oral slow
They be rolling up the front it's California dro
It's all goodie, all this I am born to go
I'm just doing what I can, living like I'm supposed to
Most can't even comprehend what I'm close to
Blowing off a bitch right after she blows you
That's fucked up dog, but it's what the girl chose too
Cop me a zip, so I rolled me a fatty
Me and some bad chick blowing granddaddy
It's all I could do foo, don't get mad at me
It's just...
It's all I could do

All I could do
It's all I could do
All I could do
It's it's it's all I could do
Still is in a yellow cab, I get haters hella mad
G said "get em" so I got at 'em extra fast
We in a city of blonde models and bombshells
But I got that ocean type swag, bitch I'm ill
I like moms who like Dons and don thongs
And like skinny black kids who like to write songs
They pull up in a Honda, we in Pagani Zondas
Getting money you promise? Syke
Wanda told me to be humbler
But every day I'm getting Facebook fans, and features on every Tumblr
Man, haters can't understand
They really can't stand the heat, they just Cavs fans
Ay look, I get money out the ass and I don't fuck with bank accounts
Used to walk in but all my niggas buying tables now
These white girls got a fucking penthouse fetish
I got the crowd out on they toes like they fucking stretching
I told a girl to meet me in like 10 minutes
It's just me, G-Eazy and like 10 bitches
Got dreams of living lavish, rings Like I'm the Mavericks
I'mma fucking savage, it's all i could do

>>582691386 rolling 69 for

I honestly just wish you were a guy so you could fuck me

>>582692274
REROLL OP IS A HUGE DUMB NIGGER

>>582692875
She excused what he said and ended the message with a winking face.
Yeah, she seems really disinterested.
Fuck off, beta.

>>582691386
.

>OP abandons thread to do damage control in the interest of getting his dick wet
>OP is one smart motherfucker
>mfw anons are still rolling

>>582693008
I just rolled a fucking 9 sheit

Dripping cunt licker

>>582692993
roll

69 seriously? OP you deserve to be fucked in the ass with a Christmas tree.

>>582693189
WINRAR

>>582692907
rollin rollin

>>582693195
Hoe long did it take to finish?

>>582691754
Still rerolling for my own...no shame

>>582691386
Ask me again tomorrow why I wrote this shit. :) Can't explain right now. Good night ;) Ignore all further messages today.

>>582693189 >WINRARRRRRARARAR

>>582693154
rerrawling