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Shit that'll make us afraid of the ocean.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Shit that'll make us afraid of the ocean.
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>>582175603
why would this thing need teeth?
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>bacteria that can make your dick fall off
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>>582176479

For steak
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>>582175603
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>>582176640
Top kek
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>>582176669
where do you get steak in the ocean ?
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Most of the pics here made me laugh. Come on, /b/ros, I know you got that good shit.
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>>582176802

Same place you get it anywhere else.
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only relevant thing i have but i know the feel you're asking for op
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>>582176802
tuna for example. Have you ever eaten?
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>>582176927
steak is made of cows you fool.
tuna clearly is fish. tehy even write it on the tuna cans
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>>582175603
op do you also have that hope/fear that water in games will have shit like that
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hmm.... yeah, not getting scared yet...

i'll dump a few.
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>>582177718
not sure if just me
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i got a whole folder for this shit
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an actual species, apparently.
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>>582176713
so simple and god damn, gets me every time.

im an east coast Canadian (fuckn Newfoundland)

I've been swimming out where no land can be seen, where your only link to survival is the boat beside you.

one strong current...

one big wave and...

it could ell change to the disparity and then the cool crashing solitude that hungrily awaits below at the silty beds miles below.

we used to go Jiggimg for squid and other such things out of sight of the land.

it terrified me but I used to still jump unto the water with my goggles on, I always looked down, not for fear of monsters but to stair into the cool dark abyss below because it was so beautiful and I was so small.
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>>582177841
Ayyy lmao
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>>582177718
also one of my fears. I know its irrational because its a game, but damn nigger if I have the choice i'm not going anywhere farther then a couple meters away from shore.
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>>582177841
bigfin squid
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underwater river- it's actually a possibility.

http://www.ripleys.com/blog/mysterious-underwater-river/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sea_undersea_river
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>>582176713
More pic like this.
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this one gets me. so much.
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this one scares me fuck that
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>>582177718
Ever since i played half life in ANY video game if i find my self in the water I WANT OUT!
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not as unsettling, but weird in its own way.
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>>582177889
to me it is the only abyss that looks back when you stair into it.

my eyes would always be weepy as I gazed.

I had nearly forgotten about this, it's been a long time.
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>>582178138
all of my what
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>>582176629
Winrar
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>>582178245
>when you stair into it
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>>582178310

whale feeding. fuck whales.
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>>582177889
Well you certainly have a deep connection to the ocean. Let's hope it never materializes itself.
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>>582175603
reminds me the cover art of one album
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Anyways, I'm out. I'll just leave this here for anyone who wants to try it out.

http://sortieenmer.com/?lang=en
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>>582178624
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theres a small needke fish in SA that enters your urethra when you piss the water; as it mistakes the entrance for some larger fishes gills.

Once it enters it jams it spikes to hook on to you..

heres the link
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=232_1312233666
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>>582177889
>>582178245

Ocean story time
>be me
>about 16 at the time
>go to neah bay with my sis and mum
>if you don't know neah bay is a bay (not shit) in Washington
>rent little ass john-boat
>piece of shit little thing
>set out
>15 engine, don't know what means, but see boats with 2 150's
>catch some bottom-fish
>reel breaks
>jig time
>catch some more with jig
>whale comes up
>awesome fucking site, gray whale, about 50 feet
>start heading back
>engine gives up
>fuckmylife.jpg
>radio in for help
>"uh our other boat is actually being used"
>dock at little island off the actual docks
>sit four a couple hours
>get picked up
not as interesting as it sounds, but it was fun as hell
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>>582177902
AAyyyyy
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>>582178602
mafe my eyes watery just typing it.

the mola mola, the jellyfish the whales the dolphins, it's nice in the day, night is another story, I assure you.
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>>582178852
Why did you even bother sharing this?

>One day I went on a boat and then later we got off the end.
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>>582178779
been out, never seen a sub, idk what happens if you do...
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>>582178047

virus alert
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>>582179072
>not as interesting as it sounds, but it was fun as hell
gee, I wonder why...
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>>582178951
One thing I never did is swim in the ocean at night, I never plan on doing it.
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>>582177858
thats retarded as fuck why the fuck would a fuckin sea creature have biceps
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>>582179072
loool was thinking it myself but ya still must feel for the moments isolation.
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>>582175603
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Any spooky ocean movies?
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>>582178624
That's a magic card!
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>>582177204
Steak is a style of cut. Just typically used for beef so the two now just go hand in hand.
You can get tuna steaks, chicken steaks etc
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>>582179164
all the things that glow, it's like swimming in space, as you push currents about you and away from you they shine subsequently.
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>>582179338
oh fuck i even had someone play that shit against me when i was playing edh the other day i didn't notice that shit
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>>582178047

ugh. I hate rivers, didn't need to know this existed
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>>582179223
chill friend it's a character from a cartoon, aquaman(lad whatever) companion that fixes stuff. he can change size.
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>>582177089
10/10 would not be afraid... doesn't even have a bottom jaw
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>>582179268
thar be whales
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>>582179087
there's probably a good risk of getting minced by its propellers.

Just to be straight about it, I've always had a deep passion for the ocean, specially the deep sea, how nature adapts in such an inhospitable environment is to me one of the great wonders of this planet.

And I think this documentary wraps it all up very nicely, if there's 1 doc you need to watch about deep sea it's that one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvJJOHscUOU&src_vid=p5ny6KJuKhs&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_2238884517
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>>582179693
The dude in the water is a Merfolk or something. So that kinda makes it less creepy.
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>>582178047
it's actually a

>noted fact.

fixed that for you friend.
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>>582179418
What glows? I reckon it must just all be very dark, unless the moon is shining its ass off.
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>>582178357
I used to feed and play with the big eels, the ones that know you better are fun to rough house with. those cheeky fucks.
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>>582179758
thar she blows
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>>582178623
gutteral... gutteral what
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>>582180159
guttural slug megalodon

slam death
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the fuckin leviathans
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wtf the shore alone is enough to scare me just the site of the vast ocean ahead of of you should be enough to scare the pants off ya. What part of all powerful ocean does not register into your brain? i nearly drowned one time at the beach, that was enough to scare some sense into me
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>>582179959
plankton and weird as fuck small jelly fish.

whats funny is you can pick these jelly fish up and throw them, better than waterbaloons any day of the week.
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>>582177089
>No bottom jaw
>No way to propel itself
>No proper fins to make it agile

0/10 shit-tier fish
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The ocean itself is enough for me.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=535_1338438323
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>>582180460
what is wrong with you people
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>>582180460
it's the tupe of overwhelming fear that reminds me of beauty.
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>>582177841
HL1Boss.jpg
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Humboldt squid can quickly kill divers that don't wear chanimail.

After a bite sea water rushes into the wound, which quickly lowers body temperature. They come in swarms and change colors during attacks.

They are also expanding their territories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuJBiuOmJ24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fkl312lldQ
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>>582179550
That's a cenote, pretty sure it's not a river.

But yeah rivers are full of shitty dead trees too, you just can't see them cos the water's murky as fuck.
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>>582176640
hue
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Nothing scares me more than being out in the open ocean just chilling. You never know what's beneath you, and you can only see X amount of yards away. A 200 foot whale can come up on you with no warning... That's fucking petrifying.
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helicoprion m9
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>>582178623
All these terrible drawings are not at all scary. Post REAL GIFS or underwater things pls.

I will be posting some myself.

I'd love to stare into the abyss like Newfoundland bro, but I don't even think I could get on the boat out there. I am absolutely terrified of the sea, can't even walk in it.

But at the same time, the idea of being inside a boat with the sea all around me in the middle of nowhere is kind of cosy...
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>>582178837
Myth bud.
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I've always been more freaked out about stuff that use to exist, like for example, the Liopleurodon was 25m/82ft long and is recorded to be the largest predator to exist
Fuck
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A music video to calm your nerves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5QhxGyAwcM
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Bull sharks scare the shit out of me.
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>>582178141
Yes that's exactly what i'm talking about. 0_0
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>>582181650
looks boring m8
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goblin shark
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>>582177794
Seaweed
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did you know you shit heads the 95% of the sea is not yet discovered
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>>582180579
Lel, one time walking the floridian sea shore with brother and dad we saw a lot of puffed up dead jellies washed up on the sand, my dad would blow them up to make us laugh but it got us irritated very badly, even him, all had to take a special antijelly poison bath.
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You are not safe out of the water either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houndfish
http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2005/Jul/30/ln/507300340.html
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>>582179223

Probably because it has been doing pullups.
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>>582181741
only in murky water. fuckers will bite you for fun.
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>>582182174

>not discovered

You're implying that 95% of the ocean has never been located or found.
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>>582182883
never been seen by human eyes
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>>582181493
my words could do the feeling no justice.

no words could ever.
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>>582177718
fucking splashdown on xbox gave me nightmares from that fuckin squid holy shit i never played it after that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nRlNyt5NcI
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>>582177072
My uncles trawler ran into one of these in frisco bay. Dead.
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>>582182883
made me chuckle.
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>>582175603
listen here you little cunt, i dont need to come onto 4chin to be fucken shown shit i am already terrified of.

fuck this thread

fuck the ocean
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not scary but balls to the wall brave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMMU6sJhnFM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Z25E-CrQA
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>>582178141
And THERE he goes
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>>582175603
Goddamn sea weed

It touches me and I'm out.
On land I put it in my head, it is not so tough
But in water very many sea weed, do not like
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>>582183318
sorry to hear that bro. though it is impressive that they keep working for so long.
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Enter the ocean you enter the food chain.
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>>582183397
the the fear into you.
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>>582183658
*let
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>>582178623

this was also my first thought when i saw OP's pic
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>>582179223
Because it lifts, unlike you faggot.
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>>582177598
>>582183979
the shitty photoshop
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>>582176479
I totally agree with you
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>>582183513
go die anon
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There is nothing to fear in the ocean.
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If Lord Inglip could swim....
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>>582181650
Now im scared
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>>582178140
Sin?
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>>582176629
gluten's not a bacteria
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>>582177858
sashimi been loadin
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>>582181734
>HappyFeet3.jpg
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>>582184585
lol
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>>582184495
Yes, yes it is.
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>I wanted it 12k deep
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>>582177089
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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>>582185159
Maybe on wednesday.
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I don't have any fear of the ocean but these two are still unsettling.
>>582178295
>>582178141
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>>582176926
Pokemon?
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>>582185409
no fucking shit
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>>582177794
im a surfer and thats cool as shit. any idea where it is anyone?
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Giant fucking squids son! I have no fears about being in the ocean or on boats but i'm fucking amazed by giant squids, and colossal squid too . . . only ever 2 found i think? Estimated to weigh about 500kg (impressive for an invertibrate)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCWop491Q9Y
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>>582177718
I always thought there's a boss in water in WoW, like a huge octopus, or something. I was searching for it quite a long time
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>>582185159
some time ago, yes.
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>>582185789
throne of the tides - ozumat
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>>582178225
THE worst pic in the whole thread
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>>582185476
grump.
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>>582176713
never noticed that one bit until now, had to look at my screen just right
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>>582176479
For creatures just as big as him
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>>582178138
I've just soiled my neoprene.
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>>582185954
fuck you, I'd happily dive among that shit.
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>>582177718
theres the archeage leviathan?
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>>582177841
what's the scale of that shit?
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>>582175603
Technically not the ocean but this place is called truuk lagoon, creeps the shit out of me.
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>>582186363
Fuck forget the photo
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>>582185484
California, IIRC. Major giant kelp beds just off shore.
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>>582180827
that second vid is fucking horrifying. i dive (thank god in the med and atlantic not pacific), so i do wonder why wasn't he carrying a diving knife? we use them just in case you get tangled in something, so they are a must in any open water. I have heard of people having to use them to fight off small sharks etc too
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Water man... People die in that stuff.
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>>582186446
Truk is on most diver's bucket list.
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>>582184940
see its this shit that gets me, fuck you minor agoraphobia
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>>582186467
cool, cheers m80
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Get Fucked Baka
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>>582178442
BARON JUST SPAWNED WHERE IS THE REST OF MY SHITTY FUCKING TEAM
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>>582176126
not so scary when you realize that they are only an inch or less in size
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>>582186486
Atlantic is home to some of the biggest squids, they seem to be timid and there's no way you would be going deep enough without a sub to see those guys
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>>582180460
you know what i don't understand? how the fuck are you scared of the fucking ocean, when there is WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE AND SPACE around our whole fucking planet like, aren't you scared of that infinite space?
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>>582187039
H2-OH NO YOU DIDN'T
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A lot of these are fucking dumb. No offense to you all, as mine is gonna sound retarded as shit to some of you, but these make no sense for the most part: many of the creatures show would not be able to thrive considering a lot of things. What bugs me, however, is what if hell is down there? What if you're able to see the worst type of shit down there, shit that just shouldn't be seen. There's a reason why only 10% of the ocean has been charted IMO. Just thinkin bout it fucking makes me spooked as shit
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>>582176802
sea cows
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>>582183206
>great white
>in a lake

top kek
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>>582186253
holy shit, whats this from
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when i think of scary ocean shit i think of the movie Pacific Rim. fuck those massive aliens that come out of that rift in the ocean
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caw caw
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Nothing scares the fuck out of me more than groups of jellyfish.
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>>582180827
>two more grab onto my legs and start to pull me down
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>>582184940
oh no
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>>582178295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQITWbAaDx0

It's amazing.
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http://youtu.be/cRj0lymMMGs
Not too sure what happened but would be scary
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>>582187432
what in the name of the lord is that
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>>582180827
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>>582188518
>squid
THEY'RE CUTTFISH YOU AUTISTIC SHIT
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>>582181493
I agree. Real sea creatures are scarier because they are actually real. Commencing posting of real scary ocean pics.
Viperfish, not very big but scary ass face
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>>582188601
THERE*
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>>582187606
pre sure its in the post.

>archage
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>>582188601
>CUTTFISH
THEY'RE CUTTLEFISH YOU AUTISTIC SHIT
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Plenty of ocean related shit to be afraid of.
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The director of avatar sent in a remote robotic sub down to the depth some time ago.. did it find anything? I heard it found some new small species of fish but thats all I heard
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At about 18m there is a 1m dark purple layer of toxic bacteria containing high concentrations of hydrogen sulphide. This toxic layer looks so dark it resembles the hole's floor but is actually a boundary which separates oxygenated water from oxygen-free water below it. This oxygen-free water has similar properties to water found in the oceans 3.5 billion years ago.
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>>582188518
>>582188601
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjloPutUCeo
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Hatchetfish, again very small, not as scary looking but. This motherfucker can make its self invisible (using reflections)
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>2014
>being this afraid of retarded creatures in a pool
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>>582188328
bobbit worm look it up, its unbeatable
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>>582189169
this isn't scary as much as its awesome. I wanna finger that hole
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this nigga
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this little fucker
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>>582189037
okay he fucking dived in a little sub .. fuck that
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>>582189456
The Ziggyfish?
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>>582187904
Exactly
Fuck you
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>>582185484
TENTAKLO RAEEEEEP
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>>582189409
"these worms can grow to sizes of nearly 3 m"

Oh fuck that shit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8xXnVkOGsA
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>>582189647
blobfish is as i knows it but a quick google search shows people call it ziggyfish too
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I snorkel In Australia nearly every day, the only time i get creeped out is when i swim over a large area of thick seaweed and it rubs against my chest or like yesterday when I accidentally stepped on a stingray
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>>582176479
there is always a bigger fish
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>>582189707
2/10 for effort
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>>582176713
This shit always freaks me out, my nightmare is just drowning in an ocean this deep. Which is weird because my fantasy is exploring down there in a little submarine, safe behind some crazy thick glass of course.
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This isnt your average everyday darkness. This is advanced darkness. Fangtooth. Teeth so big it cant close its own mouth
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>>582178295
NEMO, NO!
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>>582187184
yeah i know the squid over here are no threat to me, but netting and wrecks can be, plus the occasional shark. But i mean why didn't the guy in the vid use a knife to try to fight those fuckers off? It might not be much use, but punching a squid through water cannot be easy.
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>>582189940
Ausfag here, Coles Bay kelp forest is scary as shit but so damn beautiful
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>>582189897
THat one is from the Men in Black movies
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>>582187205
of course, it's just that the aea is more tangible.
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>>582188518
it looks bored as fuck
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>>582184493
>uncyclopeida
Back to Reddit with you, you massive fucking faggot
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>>582190228
didn't watch the vid, i've seen humbolt before. fuck that
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>>582178141
That happened to me and I got smashed into a rock with open oysters all over it :(
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there is actually an upper limit on how big a sea animal can become and how big a sea predator can become - carnivore whales and colossal squids are the upper limit. If there were bigger animals they simply wouldn't have enough prey.

Hence - thank you Japanese, for killing whales and not letting giant mosters to evolve underneath.
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>>582178623
Pfft, Mastodon own this with Leviathan.
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>582187432
>582188328

That my friends, is a Bobbit Worm...
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>>582188219
couldn't say for sure, quality is pretty shit, but i think it may have been something to do with the diver descending too fast. pressure will completely fuck your system if you don't go up and down slowly.
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>>582190524
>godzilla like creature just might of been real

thank you japanese its all for science


Also do octopuses and squids get along?
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>>582178141
souce pls
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>>582189194
fuck I laughed so god damn hard!
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>>582190524
>there is actually an upper limit on how big a sea animal

There's also a limit on how big exoskeletons can be. Coconut crab is very close to the limit.

And there's a limit as to how small endoskeletons can be.
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>>582187710
what about 1? found this cutey a few days ago
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>>582187119
more scary to know they can swim up my asshole
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>>582189406
im not trying to counter-troll you, just curious if you've been out of sight of land before.
>>
All this fantasy crap
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>>582189494
box jelly?
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>>582190463
Yeah, stay safe man. Didn't realise they had beaks like that, according the vid enough to amputate a hand... fuck
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>>582187710
>Finding Nemo
Dat ptsd.
>>582188328
Thresher Maw obviously
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Atolla jellyfish. Not really scary as it wouldnt attack, clever defense mechanism though, flashes when under attack in hopes of attracting something that will eat the thing attacking the jellyfish
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>>582176629
>bacteria
It'a small fish, retard.
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>>582190997
leave it to b to always include anal insertion in every fucking thread
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>>582176615
Behold, the Seapug
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>>582189009
i'm italian
i've seen costa concordia live
i swam near the relipt
fapped in the sea
got back home
>>
Why no posts about ships in storms braving enormous waves. There are recordings of ships rolling over the top of a huge wave only to find themselves literally staring into a 100m drop
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>>582190258
Made some spearfishing videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKL-9cYwxMM check them out if you want
>>
One time I've been codfishing with my uncle and we found three severed hands in our fishing net off the coast of Newfoundland.

2spoopy
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>>582178442
Is that baron?
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>>582186334
from the original source they said that thing is about 65m.

so its about 3x bigger than your average house.
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Maybe a bit unrelated, kinda scary to think that if you went near one youd be boiled to death by up to 600 degrees of hot water
>>
>>582190997
oh the pleasures.
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>>582191131
agree, it's all lame compared to the real shit.
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>>582191843
What. I just googled it, wikipedia says estimates based off video evidence are 8m.
Get yo' bullshit out of here.
>>
>>582176719
I feel like there's a human somewhere in there. This must be some sort of living hell.

>>582181248
>>582182032
I feel like I'd always be in pain if I were one of hear mutated freak fish. They look like they're in pain, they've got random limbs hanging out of placing where they don't belong, their teeth are like giant splinters and nails lodged into their gums and they've got holes all over their bodies. Fuck that, I'd be swimming for the shores.
>>
>>582191581
Holy shit yes. I would hate to be a trawler fisherman, braver than soldiers. Ever seen a perfect storm?
>>
>>582191541
amen.
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>>582191724
looks like a nice spot, old flathead was a bit small ;)
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>>582191843
idiot
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>>582184493
pffff

>Liopleurodon = 6.39 meters
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liopleurodon

>Blue whale penis = 3.0 meters
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_whale_penis
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>>582191724
neat vid anon. is that a fucking camo wetsuit at 2.38?
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>>582191751
don't fuck with Newfies, their all smiles n moonshine a weed till you piss em off and are strung up in a tree with you innards flowing freely.
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>>582181650
>25m/82ft long
>Largest: 6.39m
>Actually being a fucking retard spouting half facts and incomplete truths
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>>582178768

wow, a fucking cat in the wave, how terrifying...
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>>582181650

"682 has escaped containment again"
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>>582190593
Quoting someone is hard isn't it
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This game.
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You fuckers think the OCEAN is scary? Wait until you fucks hear about Lake Vostok.

A freshwater lake underneath the ice in Antarctica that's been isolated from the rest of the world for millions upon fucking millions of years.

There's evidence of life down there, but it's unknown what could be in this lake. It's full of unknown life and probably has it's own unique prehistoric ecosystem.

They've found unknown DNA/bacteria down there that doesn't match anything we know.

shit's crazy yo.
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>>582192976
heh i was about to ask if some anons know some cool under water caves shit like that

nice timing with your post
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>>582192536
you can see it better in this and you can see dolphins :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biVVpYlxmBQ
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>>582178225
holy ballz it's just a pic and still scares me
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>>582176713
>>
>>582191560
Cheers m8
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>>582193241
like that killshot on the bonito haha!
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>>582177204
>Being this retarded
>>
IM TIRED OF THESE FUCKING SHARKS

>Im a WOMAN and just because I'm on my period it's suggested i shouldn't be in the ocean??
>There is an increased chance of a SHARK attacking WOMEN just because we have a PERIOD
>Sharks are misogynistic womanizing pieces of shit
>The shark that ATTACKED me is part of the patriarchy
>This is a form of RAPE and OPPRESSION against all WOMYN
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>>582193649
Thanks! was a lucky shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGgzhJb3rS4

i haven't bought fish for years
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>>582193865
I kek'd so hard.
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>>582177889
Another Newfie here. Why would you be swimming in the middle of nowhere?
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>>582193865
haha
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>>582194105
So thats how should put a fish out of its misery, stab it right above/behind its eye?
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>>582175603
Not fear of swimming or being in large bodies of water in general?

>Pic related: two cars that were accidentally discovered in a relatively popular lake last year with the remains of six bodies inside them
>Both cars sat undisturbed underwater for 43 and 44 years respectively
2fuckingspooky
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ayy
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>>582194497
Knife to the brain seems better then any other way
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>>582193241
you are pretty cool. out of interest, how much would one of those badass spear guns set me back?
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>>582194526
damn now thats a good mystery
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>>582193241
I wish I lived in a nice place, had friends that'd go diving, and the money to do that
Keep living the dream anon
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dis shit
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>>582179087
That sub isn't running, it'd never be allowed to have that much growth on it if it was in service, it's probably been dumped there/sank.
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>>582194526
did this have something to do with the kennedys ? or am i thinking of something else
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>>582194780

repressed memories surfaced. shit.
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>>582194780
>video games

You have to be 18 years old to post here, pal.
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>>582177841

That is a magnapinna. I am obsessed with them

http://yo utu.be/IPRPnQ-dUSo
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>>582193865
I am the joly cheeus 'n' crackers sun of dug
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Oh just realise thread is now in autosage mode
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>>582178508
>Pretty much an entirely placid and friendly species
>Fuck whales

All of my what
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