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Sup you /b/tards why are you beta fags not fucking bitch's

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Sup you /b/tards why are you beta fags not fucking bitch's
Look at me im solid 10/10, fuck girls all day, and smoke some of the best weed in socal. wtf do you fags do?
Pic related, me smoking so good shit
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shit, OP is an actual badass.
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>>580370920
Nice eyebrows
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DAMN OP, LEMME GET YOUR COCK
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I really loved your banjo playing in deliverance op
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>>580371308
top kek
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>>580370920
obviously vape smoke
2/10
made me reply
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REALLY, SOMEONE GET ME THIS BITCH'S ADRESS, I WANT YOUR COCK
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>>580370920
Got that maths wrong... The zero moves to the right if you are ugly... not 10/10, it's 1/100... Welcome!
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>>580370920
gtfo mid-20's dirt smoking manchild
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STFU faggots, i bet you dumb tards are a bunch of ugly keyboard jockey. also it is weed you dumb fuck dont tell me what i smoke asshole
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Also another pic related me and my bitch
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>>580371308
1000 internets
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>>580372269
top kek
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>>580372269
Can't decide who is more downy.
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Get on up.. And get down! Syndrome...
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You fags call my down syndrome well fuck you. I make websites for a living, and produce sound cloud. What do you neck-breads do? besides fuck ponys. Here have a listen to the shit https://soundcloud.com/showdownpaxton
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>>580372452
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>>580372269

This is unbelievably retarded.
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>>580372963
OP look in the mirror
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>>580370920
Very clever of you to use a smokescreen to hide the giant nigger cock in your mouth.
Faggot.
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>>580372963
>neck bread
Care to tell me what in the great green fuck that is?
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>>580372963

That's not dubstep retard, that's piano. Kill yourself.
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I bet this turns you on faggots i cumed on it then burned it fags
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>>580372963
Your soundcloud profile explains your problem pretty well. You're from Georgia and have a severe case of being an inbred fucking idiot.
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>>580371902

That would be 11/00 which is undefined. You cannot into math, idiot.
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>>580370920
burn victim?
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>>580373626

Why didn't your father aim for the other hole, retarded piece of shit?
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>>580373757
If he's lucky
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Who let Groot out?
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>>580370920
Uh... Dude, where's your eyebrows?
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Im not burned you faggots i bet you ugly fuckers wont post you gross face. My face is flawless fags
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>>580370920
wheres this goof eye brows?
Wtf is wrong with this chud? Mom and Dad must be siblings.
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>>580370920
Reel 'em in.
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>>580373550
Justin? Is that you m8?
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>>580373550
BETTER QUESTION, WHERE IN GODS NAME DID YOU FIND SUCH A MONSTROSITY?
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>>580373971
He's from Georgia, so it wouldn't be surprising.
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i bought the pony pillow to piss fags like you off
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>>580373550

> You actually bought this

> Masturbated to it

> Set it on fire

> Admired your handiwork

> Bragged about this to /b/

And WE are the retarded ones here?
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>>580374269
What you like doesn't piss me off at all. Embrace the ponies, faggot. You know you want to.
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>>580372269
Didnt anyone ever tell you you dont mix low fat and pasteurized milk when you have your cookies?
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>>580374269
Please don't, when you buy items like this, you support them. When you support them, you hitler.
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>>580374374

this, this thread is shit
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>>580374524
Fuck off heaven
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when you have to fill out the paperwork for the doctors, does your mother by an chance, have you check any of the boxes that say, 'challenged' ?
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>>580374661

say that online and not to my face, see what happens fucker
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>>580371245
eyebrow i only see one
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>>580374004
Do i look Justin faggot
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>>580372963
>produce soundcloud

Terrible grammar aside, you've got one song, and reposted two others to your feed. It's also shite.

>>580372269

>Implying that's a woman

>>580372104
>keyboard jockey

Christ, where are we, the nineties?
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>>580374757
Almost got me, you sneaky fucker.
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>>580372269
>mfw op is proud of this she-beast
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>>580370920
honestly with hair that black I could think you were this faggot
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> mfw 10/10
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>>580374807
>Live footage of OP
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>>580374807
what the fuck are you. are those eyes?
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>>580375158
wtf do they look like faggot my dick?
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>>580374946

Hey I wonder if we can make this a bit blurrier.
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0/10
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>>580375310
Dicks wouldn't be out of place on your face, faggot.
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>>580375310
Kind of, tiny enough, sorry, hard to tell if it's pubes or hair on your head.
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>>580375349
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>>580375310
Will you cheat on your bitch with me?
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>>580375482
lol your so funny i bet your ugly ass looks like shit
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>>580375552
My ass probably does look like shit, yeah, I'm on the shitter after all.
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>>580374807
Fixed so we can see your chink eyes
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>>580375310
>mfw
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>>580372269
I could get laid a lot more than I do if I went interspecies like you, OP, but I prefer fucking human females. But hey, to each their own.
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>>580370920
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>580375552
If he's somehow managed to look worse than you, that's a fucking achievement, bonus points if he's uglier than your girl.
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>>580370920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sOUoWtYYs8
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>>580371308
>>580371727

Lel...
>> Inb4 squeal like a pig
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Jesus fucking christ so much cancer
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>>580375671
Uguuu~
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>>580370920
You look like a burn victim.
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This whole thread is just sad bait

OP is just some fag trying to make fun of some faggot he goes to school with or some shit.

You are all niggernewfags
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>mfw this much autism is possible to fit in a human being
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>>580375904

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>>580373757
yeah, hes been in 420 fires
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>>580370920
this whole thread
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>>580374807
you're a faggot. kill yourself
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>>580375904
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>>580375524
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all you dumb fags who say its bait fuck you im here to prove you faggots are a bunch of fat ugly bitchs who can talk a whole lot of shit. i bet you fat pussy wouldnt see me in real life
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>>580375904
He must be a public master"bait"or.
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>>580375989
Trust me /b/ro, there are a lot of people like him...We call them potatoes and yeah...My Oven is heating up, who's up for some Potatoes?
>inb4 Cannibalism
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>>580370920
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>580370920

Where the fuck is this "man's" eyebrows?
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>>580373964
>My face is flawless
you mean there is literally nothing on your face, no eyebrows, lashes or lips. What are you?
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>>580374447
whats so bad about hitler?
he had good ideas
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Look at this alpha male shit can you fags say you do this?
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OP is definitely a burn victim.
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>>580375904
Be that as it may, but OP or whomever he's targeting looks like an inbred potato. Luls need to be had, man. While you're standing there, looking pretty and stating the obvious, I have a decent sized pipe that needs waxed, so go to town, daisy.
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