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Brothers, I think I stroke gold. I need to share it with you,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Brothers, I think I stroke gold. I need to share it with you, to plan my next steps.

So, It all began a week ago. I've been living in Cebu(Phillipines, Asia) for about three months. I am a Nagios Administrator, so I monitor systems all over Asia and fly out if I have to. I am Dutch and I am 20 years old.

About four weeks ago I lost my appartment because of the asshole landlord. He thought I was only staying for two months, so I needed to move out. One of my customers here ownes a dormitory so I called him. He had no space, but said he would try to pull some strings.

After two days he called me back, and said; "I have a place, but it's in the girls dormitory, so we need to talk about some rules". We did that, I offered my services for free while living there. Both happy.

When I visited the room, it was perfect. I stayed there for a couple of weeks, but then a roommate moved in. A cute 17 year old girl, but a big smile and a tit-less body to die for.

So, this forced me to masturbate in the bathroom. Notice, that the bathroom door in our room is quite old and the former lock left a big home, but ofcourse we don't open the door when someone is insude. So, last friday I masturbated and came while showering. Everything fine. Saturday the same, but while masturbating I looked at the hole the lock left and I saw something moving very fast. I stopped, but figured; who gives a fuck and I came again. I did it quite fast tho, and didn't clean up.

After I was done, she went to the bathroom. Then, when I later that night grabbed my towel and realised I should clean my cum of the glass window that seperates the shower from the bathroom, it was gone.

cont.
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The next day, sunday, I also do it but don't look at the keyhole, the idea that she might be looking at me turns me on. I cum and again the glass is full but I wipe a lot on my towel. I then hear my Skype going and put on a boxershort and quickly call with my sisters.

Later, I go to clean up and my towel isn't full of cum, the window is clean and my towel is hanging nicely on the radiator. So, I thank her for cleaning up. She smiles and nods 'no problem'.

MONDAY
I started to realise that she does it on purpose and likes it. So next time I do it again, but all over the window. She goes to the bathroom and comes out after a minute, I look at her and she smiles and we do small talk. We small talked a lot for all these days.

TUESDAY
I shower, and shave my dick. I suddenly look at the keyhole and it changes from black to light. I then shave more and that is it. When I am done she again goes to the bathroom but I hear her pee. She comes out and watches a movie.

WEDNESDAY
I masturbate, everything is bald now so I do it while sitting on the edge of the tub so she had full sight. I almost came, but stopped. Then showered and came on the window, like.. a lot! Didn't do it yesterday so it drips down the window. Clean my dick with my towel.

She goes into the bathroom and after 30 seconds I open the door and see her LICKING the window. I say 'hi'. She is very scared, and yells 'go away', 'please', I say 'how does it taste'. She says 'i am sorry, please go away' and I can see she's getting tears in her eyes.

I then go out.
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TODAY AFTERNOON
I wake up and I am in full morning glory, normally I would put on wide shorts so it does't stand out. I don't and keep on my boxer, I can see her staring at it. I look at her, she imediatly looks to her iPad again. I tell her, I'm going to shower but it's very warm 'do you mind if I leave the door open'. She shaked no. There is a mirror and she can look into the shower. I undress and shower, and masturbate. I see her staring with her mouth open. I look into her eyes, but she doesn't look up and just stares. I am amazed. I walk out of the shower, because I am so fucking turned on. I stand next to her table and she just looks at my in horror. I keep jerking it and she makes ew sounds but keeps staring and doesn't stand up. I almost cum and I grab her iPad, I cum on the screen. The screen is white now. I am done and take a napkin of the table and wipe my cum of, I throw it on the iPad. I walk away but wait at the door and turn around and say 'clean it'.

I put on new shorts and walk out again and I can see her licking the iPad clean. I kiss her on her forehead and she looks away in shame.

I start doing my work on my macbook and sit across her, she is freaking out and doesn't know what to do. I look at her and say 'are you okay?' she immediatly says 'yes! im perfect!ยด. After a while she says 'i hate spending days inside' so I say 'i need to get some gorceries, you can get them for me' and i laugh. She says that she wants to. I make a small list and on the bottom I put 'condoms'. She takes it and takes money.

She gets me the groceries and she puts them on my shelf. She puts the condoms in my nightstand.

It is now 4 am and I am in my bed with my iPad. Damn B, I love my life.

Tell me, what else should I do? What is the next step? I was thinking about laying next to her in bed and masturbating until I cum on my stomach and then say 'clean it'.
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6/10

you tried
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>>Tell me, what else should I do? What is the next step?

turn on the TV
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>>579240616
>>579240847
it's not copypasta and it's actually serious.. idiots
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Neem haar. Ze wil de D.
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>>579241517
> take her. she wants the d.
No man, we talked a lot and she never had a boyfriend and only 'kissed a few times'. I want to make her as obediant as fuck before I start to fuck. Cause she is girlfriend material.
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>>579241517
ja hoor, maak er maar weer een nederdraad van

> 1830
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>>579241838
fuck off
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bumping for ideas
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>>579242193
we require pictures
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Need a timestamped pic of her licking cum or false.
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Good story. Looks like you got a submissive little angel.
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Use the condoms with her you dickless wonder
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>>579239650
Inb4 ana satsujin.
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>>579239650
Give us some damn pictures !
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>>579242572
>>579242596
can't do

>>579242679
>>579242670
I know this, but I've had a Dutch girl like this before but lost her because of shit. I want to handle this good, I want her to keep being like this. So I need ideas. I've been fucking girls a lot here anyway.

>>579243062
ill google her
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>>579243062
>ana satsujin
manga faggot
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cum in a glas and put it where she will see it
if she takes it try to hand it to her
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>>579243362
Timestamp hole in door
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>>579243710
I like this, I could cum into a glass and leave it on her nightstand.
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>>579243710
if she does this try to put a small vibrator on her nightstand
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Ik geloof er geen flikker van.
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>>579243927
I don't want to wake her man, but I understand your disbelief.

>>579244186
This pretty good. Tonight I give her a glass of cum and tomorrow I give her a viberator too. It sounds nice, but I think I should just come on her face or pillow or somethi..
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>>579244687
>Cant even take picture of door
>Implying this is real
>sage
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Alright. Here's the plan. The cum in the glass idea? Golden. Vibrator? Good to go. After you go through this, however, I've got an idea.

You see, if you just keep fueling her fetish, for lack of a better term, she's probably going to come to expect it. Instead, you need to make her start working for it. Lead her hand down there once in a while, make her get you started, y'know?
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>>579243362
Cant do.

How about you fuck outta here
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>>579245357
I'll play along still, since I'm fucked up.

Make her a sandwich with your cum on it.
Stroke your dick with it aswell.

Make her a cum-coctail.

Make here cum ice cubes.
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I did a reverse image search and that broken keyhole is stock photo for locksmith companies. Story wasn't bad but very fake, I do believe that you are an IT fag though
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>>579244687
>implying you cant go into bathroom, close door and take photo of the key hole. Fuck you and sage
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>>579244687
post pics of her you motherfucking lucky bastard
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>>579245352
I think you are right. I should make it harder and harder.

I will cum on her nightstand tonight and then completely stop. Then wait for her to make a move.
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>>579245357
At least take a picture of the room your in while laying in your bed. If she wakes yo just say sorry I was fucking with my phone. Put your phone on silent too. What the fuck I know you can at least do that.
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>>579245352
even better, put up a show, but don't cum. Keep doing it until she makes you cum herself
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>>579239650
Timestamp faggot.

Anybody can use their imagination.
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>>579239650
ff 1 foto posten kan toch wel?
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>>579245891
>implying this is even remotely believable
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>>579241835
>Cause she is girlfriend material
>eating strangers cum in the bathroom
ok
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>>579246246
Well what the fuck else is she gonna believe? She's obviously mentally retarded if she's licking cum secretly and acting all autistic and awkward. If she's so obedient she's not gonna give a fuck about a quick flash in the room you dumb fuck sage wanna be cool faggot
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Did it never occur to you that she hopes you are peeping in on her in the shower? I'm pretty sure she is putting up a special show for you every day.

Trust me on this, I had a girlfriend who had a voyeurism fetish years ago. The things she would do in front of a keyhole ...

PS: takes pictures for us
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>>579241838
Shaklaka boom boom, ne haaw haaw vhong
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>>579245874
jij bent kapot dom vriend, ga naast haar zitten tijdens een film terwijl je langzaam je pik uit je broek haalt.
kanker man, ik ben ook 20. maak ff foto van die chinees lel
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>condoms
>virgin
>2014
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>>579246536
We talked a shit load before this, we talked for like a week daily for hours. We know a shit load about eachother, and I told her 'if you were a little older i would date you'. I am always to the point and asked a lot of things, and she is a virgin 100% i know it for sure. She has always been bullied I trust her.

This is my future wify.
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>>579246615
FUCK you are right.

>>579247015
damn you heaven
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>>579247174
is she the one in the background? holy shit you lukcy motherfucker
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>>579239650
>>579240017
>>579240106

You know people call Americans fat, lazy, stupid or whatever. I find it funny that a lot of you dudes from Europe are super king kong kamayamaya weird as shit.

Normal dude would have flirted, awkwardly gotten girl into shower and fucked.

You weird fucks cum on someone's iPad. How far apart are your eyes you downsy shit? She's Filipino so that explains why she's weird, what the hell is your excuse?
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>>579240106
>It is now 4 am and I am in my bed with my iPad. Damn B, I love my life
>iPad

pleb
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>>579239650
>Nagios Administrator
>Has nothing to do with story
>I'm competent with tech
>Be scared, I can hack you
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>>579246961

Do you island niggers actually say this kind of moonspeak shit?

>Shakalaka boom boom
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cum on ur own face and say omg plz help
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>>579247704
Yes, she is. :)

>>579247747
I didn't want to fuck her and I didn't want anything. I promised the landlord not to do anything and she is 17! It just happened, and yes.. well.. I am dominant. Who cares. Jalous much?

>>579248204
>>579248546
kek'd
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I don't care if this is fake, it's hot as shit.
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>>579248726

Not even jealous a little bit. This sounds like something someone with autism would do.

So your logic is that you can't have sex therefore cum on iPad, how about a handy jammer or make out or some stupid shit. You know, normal person stuff. If you want to be dominant be dominant, use dem higher brain functions to figure out what you can/cant' do. You sound like you're a tween though. No one cums on someone else's electronics, it ruins them (typically) or at least runs the risk of seriously fucking it up.

17? What's the age of consent in that place, like 12?
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Standard filipina teen, she wants your white dick.

Once you give her the D, she will be hooked and become a crazy psycho sex addict.
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>>579249493
Just.. nah.
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>>579248726

define OP {
host_name faggot
gender supposedly_male
imagination too_much_hentai
confidence 0
has_been_laid false
will_get_laid false
notification_option p,u,s,s,y
}
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>>579239650
>>579249493

Go fuck yourself OP you stupid Dutch piece of shit.

>In the Philippines, the consensual age of 12 applies to males and females alike. But sex with a person under 18 is an offense if, like in Japan, the minor's consent has stemmed from prostitution or coercion.
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>>579247174
facebook profile
/ann.sayod
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>>579250070
That's what I'm hoping for.
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>>579250167
>/usr/local/nagios/bin/nagios -v /usr/local/nagios/etc/nagios.cfg
error

made me triple kek hard
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>>579250241
You done fucked up now op.
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>>579250231
TITS or GTFO
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>ITT: OP is a lying faggot
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>>579250107
If only you would have just delivered one little picture of a timestamp. Your fucked now bitch
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>>579248726
Alright this is probably fake as fuck, but I'm hard so I'll bite.

I'm a Daddy Dom, OP. You're doing the right things to get her interested, but as others said, you need to start making her work for it. You do this by denying her for a few days, then begin to masturbate in front of her, stop, and tell her to do something in order to get you to continue. My suggestion would be to ask her to sit in front of you in her bra. For a young woman like this, it'll be scary and new but exciting, and not as scary as being nude. When you finish, tell her to hold out her hands, and you cum on them, and make her lick them up.

Continue this behavior, and push the limit each time. Next time, she has to remove the bra while you're in the middle of doing it. Maybe you can cum in your stomach like you said, or cum on her chest. Eventually get her to strip and show off for you while you jerk odd, reward her by cumming on her face or in her mouth, let her choose.

Of course you'll have to have a serious talk with her about not telling anyone about these things. Ask her if she'd like to be your girlfriend when she turns 18. Stress the importance of keeping your relationship a secret.

Good luck.
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okee, hier ga ik even voor zitten...
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>>579250724
This thread just got much more interesting
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>>579251310
You goddamn hero. Thanks man. I will definetly keep this in my head. Thanks brother!
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i sent her screencap of this thread, are you happy op?
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>>579251310
As a fellow daddy dom, that was very good advice
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>>579251561
I will keep posting the story on 4chan to keep getting advice. Next time I will also get a timestamp. Also, I love entertaining my brothers so I will defo share! :)
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Added her. 55 chooses what I message her
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>>579251805
how the fuck did you do it so quickly?
You have access to DeepFace or something?
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>>579251578
I wish he would have just delivered a pic of the door or something. I didn't want it to end like this..not like this.. But OP..she's our waifu now bitch.
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>>579240106
bang her
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>>579251973
"i hear you like to guzzle cum - would you like me to tell your parents or would you like to share your nude body with me?"
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>>579250241
I smell shitstorm
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>>579251805

you cock block...
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>>579251805
DAMN
HAHAHAHAHA
HAH HAH HAH HAH
U DON GOOF'D, M8
If OP's a liar, he's a fag
If OP's honest, he's still a fag for not timestamping, but he's also fucked.

Good job, anon
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>>579251973
>>579252168

oh stupid me not paying attn, dubs disabled! hurr durr you got me
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> MFW I said 'my iPad'
> MFW I just borrowed her iPad
> MFW deleting messages and friend requests
> MFW blocking all of you
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>>579252220
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>>579251805
she's totally going to have sex with you.
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>>579251951
Too late you already proved you wouldn't snap a quick pic of the room or anything for fuck sake. We'll take it from here bro. Wish you would have just delivered a little proof so we wouldn't have had to find it ourselves
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>>579252486
LOL, acting like this is judgement day or something.
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>>579252604
You're just mad she isn't gonna lick your shit up anymore OP
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>>579252604
Dude, you have no idea how far this rabbit hole can go.
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>>579252604
op seem to doesnt mind people sending her shit, so he's trolling
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>>579252746
Mate, even if she would read it. There's not really anything bad in this thread..
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>>579252326
OP, you should've known better than to post the actual girl. I'm disappointed.
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>>579252891
Bro safety first. Also go to her security settings, change them all, make everything private if not friends. (Set all to Only Me)
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thank you OP, don't care if it was fake.
This was the best read in days
greetz from Belgium
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>>579252891
if this thread gets 404ed by timeout or whatever, you gotta make a new thread, i wanna hear all about this story and how it goes
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>>579246536
haha my thoughts exactly
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>>579246536

Lol I didn't see this before, good shit.
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> MFW I said 'my iPad'
> MFW I just borrowed her iPad
> MFW deleting messages and friend requests
> MFW blocking all of you
> MFW changing her facebook name
> MFW changing all settings

> MFW is could easily delete her facebook and tell her she is mine now, and take this whole thing to a high level, but dont

I am not scared of you fuckers, and never will. I was the one who informed the police then that idiot killed that girl. I am god, you cannot fuck with me.
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>>579252871
He's in denial.. Its not that he dosnt care. I can tell you this.. Right now there is a 20 year old Dutch man screaming internally. Wishing he would have delivered a little something. Little does he know..he can still save himself from this mess.
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>>579253268
oh no looks like we got a badass over here

>pic related, its OP
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>>579253268

You Dutch people are completely fucking retarded...

>Hey bitch I deleted your facebook because I'm an idiot and fucked something up. Also have sex with me.

I think the real story is OP is in a chicks dorm and doesn't know wtf to do with his autistic self. Stop writing your shitty fantasies on /b/.
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>>579253497
TOP KEK
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>>579253268
So your the type of guy that smiles and giggles when he's scared. Nice. Thanks for making this more satisfying
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>>579253268
>I AM A SNITCH!
>YOU CANNOT FUCK WITH ME.
damn you're pathetic and awkward dude
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>>579253268
still not blocked and page still open for everyone
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>>579253741
Oh, what's the of this bitch again?
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Someone needs to inform the Cebu authorities that there is a young girl being molested by a foreigner. Anyone speak whatever fucking language they speak in the philipines?
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>>579250167
>has_been_laid false

keked
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>>579254027
>>579253268
oh just in case, im sending screencap to her friends so they can inform her if you really block us
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>>579253268
Anyway, back on topic... I wish you the best of lucks with this endeavour, if you're not copypasting. You're a lucky guy!
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>>579247174
dude, she licks of your cum from an ipad, thats not your future wife ^_^
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>>579254130

Moonspeak, this thread needs to die with OP for being so shitty. Two seconds of drama. This should have been a story of win and OP getting awesome pics for the world.

Typical Dutch faggot, wants the whole world to hold his hand but won't contribute lol.
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>>579254190
i love u 4chan
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>>579253268
Well now we know it's fake, 4/10.
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>>579254368
NEVAR TRUST A DUTCHMAN
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So why has no one found her parents and sent the thread/a message of warning that some 20 year old is raping their daughter in the dorm shes staying at?
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>>579239650

They are going to hang you from a lamp post over there OP -

Ya done goofed big time.
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>>579254516
>>579239650

Yeah this thread taught me one thing.

You Dutch are just as shitty as everyone assumes you are.
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I would like to receive regular updates on this. Do you have a throw away email?
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>>579239650

Pics of your roommate now- it's 4am right ?

Is she sleeping ?
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>>579254538
/jeannettechavez.sayod
i think it's her mother
brb, sending screencaps
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>>579254368
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>>579255140
Awesome.
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>>579255140
Don;t send screen caps. Send a message about her getting raped.
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>>579239650
>>579240106
>>579241835
Op you are a faggot. thread dismissed. her age doesnt matter. im 20 and my gf is 17 and we are in america. coincidentally she is also Filipino. any all this shit you are doing is weird and gay
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>>579254538
this this this
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>>579252326
>MFW I'll wait till the morning
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>>579255349
Check yo privilege.
>>579255140
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OP is a liar, girl is 19
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>>579255853
You ever think maybe thats not the real girl?
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>>579255997
no
he's retarded
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>get alone with hot pinoy bich
>play with yourself in front of her
el caballero supremo
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>>579255997
no. and i think OP is not dutch either
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>>579255997
The fact the op stopped replying tells me some of this may be true
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>>579256348
this
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Havin the time of my life

> kekking all the way to the delete button
> 'oops', i'm so sorry
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>>579256440
op why are you so pathetic
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>>579241241

>trying this hard
>not posting proof

2/10 for effort
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GODDAMMIT

Okay, give me a minute for proof.
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>>579256440
>Havin the time of my life
>sitting on 4chan
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>>579257261
kek
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>>579248365
Kek
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There you go, jelous faggots.
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>>579257545
>forgot timestamp
newfag
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>>579257545
proof of being a faggot, thanks.
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>>579257545
no timestamp, no pic of girl, no pic of cum on mirror
get with it, bro
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>>579257545
I believe
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>>579257649
Yeah, because there are thousands of photos of Dutch passports next to shitty keyholes. Fucking pleb.
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>>579257545

I am disappoint OP, this is not how you present "proof"
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>>579248365
Kek
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>>579250241
lurking for great justice lying faggot OP
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>>579258103
>>579257849
>>579257751
>>579257649
BELIEVE
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I for one support OP in his shenanigans. I couldn't understand why everyone is being an enormous faggot but then I realize I'm on 4chan where everyone is either a virgin beta or underage.

top kek
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>>579257941
>still no timestamp
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boul is weird yo
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It's been a while since I've seen such a faggot OP


Do you do this for a living?
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cmon OP, don't leave us hangin with our dicks out
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>>579253268
Shitty wife is shitty.
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>>579250241
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>>579239650
>stroke gold
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>>579257545
en nu een foto van haar
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cum in a condom and see of she sucks it out. bet she likes it
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>>579259807
Doing this as we speak
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>>579259449
what kind of bird is that
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>>579253268

I like the palpable tone of panic in this post.
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>>579260000
quads
condoms are smelly..
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>>579260000
nice quads - here's a pic to celebrate
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>>579252326
Kek'd hard
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>>579260000
proof?
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you can also so giving her attention to make her even more hornier. let her crave for you. woman fall in love with you just when you are Not around. it all happens in their mind when you are away.
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>>579260000
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>>579260631
he doesnt have, he's a faggot.
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>>579260000
Nice Quads
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>>579256440

So listen, buddy, I... You know you can't "delete" accounts on facebook, right? You can "deactivate" them, which saves all the info, and she can use her e-mail to reactivate it whenever she wants to use facebook again.
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>>579239650

OP. I am jealous as fuck. Also, fuck all these people in this thread. I wish you luck, I fucking hate these cunts who fucked you over by posting her facebook. They are all just jealous fucktards, don't get me wrong. I am jealous of you, but not in a bad way. I congratulate you fucking hard. And you do realize filipinas LOVE white guys right? Thats why she fucking loves you, filipinas go fucking mentally retarded for white cock.

Good luck, and fuck these people.. In all honesty though you should have been a little more careful.
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>>579260081

I told you I'm never talking to you again, Heaven.
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>>579260898
I'll wait for the shitstorm to be and then just clean up. I don't think she will even read the things strangers send her.

>>579261095
Thanks man, I will keep you guys updated! :)
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>>579261486
i sent it to her friends and jeannette. it seems she's her mother?
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kekking hard
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>>579260000
>Mfw OP destroyed his bathroom door to prove his story
>Mfw 9/11
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>>579262127

why would you do this you cunt. Why? Fuck this world, no one has fucking honor or respect anymore.

It's understandable though, you're probably just pathetic virgin who hates his life.

NOBODY does shit like this UNLESS he or she is unhappy with their life. It's that simple.

If you weren't a fucking cunt you would be congratulating OP and not trying to fuck him over.

I honestly wish I could fucking get some of my serbian boys and bash your fucking pathetic skull in, id fucking film it and send it to your parents.
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For the retards who missed it, here's her and her sister's Facebooks.
(1/2)
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>>579262510
(2/2)
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>>579262510
No one gives a fuck faggot, we're here for OP's stories
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>>579257921
kek'ed
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>>579262489
>comes to /b/
>bitches about how shitty the people are
Top lel
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>>579262489
He wouldn't deliver proof that's why. Read the fucking thread.

I really didn't want it to come to this and I do feel bad however we require proof for such an epic venture.
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>>579262489
Just leave it man, don't bother. This is the new 4chan.
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>>579262489
because he didn't deliver
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>>579263009
This is not "new", faggot.
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>>579262489
Anon, I'm a little mad about it too. But this is /b/. There will always be these cunts in threads like this.
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>>579251951
Shit I hope I don't miss the thread. Please archive it and post link every time or smth
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>>579263009
The new 4chan? Fuck bro all we wanted was a little proof but you had to act all Dutch on us
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>>579262489

> id fucking film it and send it to your parents.

does that mean you are unhappy with your life too
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>>579263213
Lol, you should buy a hat that says 'I AM LAW'. Good for your imagination. Going to ignore you from now on tho.
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>>579262489
umadbro? This is what /b/ does, fucking newfag.
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>>579262984

So what, thats his choice you fucker. Thats not a reason to fucking fuck him over.

You what are reasons to fuck people over?

They owe you drug money.

They fucked with your family in some way.

They hacked something related to you.

These are reasons you fucking idiot, when people actually did something to you, you selfish fucking cunt. Imagine I demanded nudes of your mom right now, you would obviously say no.

So Imagine I come to your house a week later and shoot you right in the fucking face and say

"sry m8 u didnt show me nudes of ur mom, you deserved it"

Fucking cunt.
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>>579263009
Obvious newfag is obvious
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>>579239650
tfw OP finds out she is pregnant
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>>579262489
Top kek. Do you know where you are?
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>>579263280

No, you see I have a good reason to bash these peoples fucking skulls in.

>>579263406
been using /b/ for a lot longer than you, yes /b/ has always had fucking cunts, but back in the day I swear there were not nearly as many cunts.
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>>579263473

This thread just keeps getting better and better.
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>>579263473
That's not a good analogy at all.

If I said I bang my mom everyday and she lets me take pictures and everyone in the family knows and then told you some bulshit story but refused to show any timestamp or anything people would get. Mad and automatically mark it off as bullshit.

Not to mention he was asking for advice so aren't we entitled to a little proof for validity? I wasn't even asking for tits I just wanted him to take a picture of the room. Didn't even ask for a time stamp you stupid fuck.
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>>579263565

Yeah, I know that my ranting is absolutely pointless. I just fucking hate cunts with no honor in this world. Even Italian mobsters in Sicily have honor, they don't get wife or children involved.

Even Tony Montana had fucking honor by not killing those kids in the car, but nah, you fucking cunts are just cunts and deserve to be skinned alive. I know that my message is not going to penetrate anyone's fucking skull here

>inb4 hahha newfag!!! u mad dood! lol ur fukin mad!
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>>579263473
if you wouldn't be such a newfag you would add "creating a thread and not delivering" to your little list
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>>579263698
/b/ has always been and always will be cunts that fuck you over dumb fuck. Youre seriously being as retarded as a female who doesnt understand tits or gtfo and why it exists.
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>>579264047

LOL, you're a funny kid , I love the way how you try and shift things. Its still his fucking choice. The fact is YOU'RE just upset cause you didn't get to fap to her nudes, so you fucked him over. You're a selfish piece of cockroach shit.

Sure, if you said you banged your mom everyday and she let you take pics.. it's still your fucking choice ultimately if you wanna post them or not, i'm not going to fucking kill you for not doing it. But if my brain was as fucking retarded as yours my logic would dictate me to actually kill you even though it was entirely your choice and not mine.
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>>579264432
Lol ur such a faget
This isn't a cringe thread you know
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>>579263392
A real man admits his mistakes. Just deliver next time before all this shit happens ok boss? Have a wonderful day sir.
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>>579264058
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>>579264230

lol i know. I'm just voicing my opinion, and it would be so fucking fun to skin some of you faggots alive. I notice it's always western people, primarily americunts who do this cunty shit. Fucking americans.
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>>579264590

w.e sucks to suck manlet. I am 6'3 from serbia, I bet OP is tall too, he is dutch. Dutch people are very fucking tall.

I have no doubts in my mind that you are under 6 foot and probably have an under 6 inch dick.
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>>579264432
nope, those are unspoken rules of /b/, if you give us some bullshit story and won't provide proof we have the right to fuck you over. how long have you been there?
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>>579264850
>what is projecting
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>>579264858

whatever the fuck you say cockroach. You are entitled to your own bullshit opinions but just know, deep down inside you are nothing but a cockroach
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>>579264058
Are you retarded? This is /b/. Throughout the decade I've spent here, lulz have always superseded honor, or anything else for that matter. Fucking newfag.
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>>579264432
Again your completely missing the point faggot.

First of all I never asked for nudes or even had interest in seeing some ugly common philipino autistic cum slut.

Secondly he asked for advice. I just wanted to know if he was even telling the truth first. Its like some cheating whore asking me why her boyfriend is mad at her but i know she's a cheating whore so why the fuck am I going to give her lying ass any advice.

Get it now bitch?
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>>579262127
ignore the haters, they're the faggots who haven't been on /b/ since the start. this is what /b/ is about
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>>579264858
>those are unspoken rules of /b/, if you give us some bullshit story and won't provide proof we have the right to fuck you over.

Holy fucking christ, you don't know shit. I truly wish you death.
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>>579264850
>not using metric system
6,3inches
5' 8.5"
decent sex life, i dont have to fuck weirdos who secretly eat my cum in the bathroom, what's your point?
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Goddammit this is amusing.

> MFW tomorrow my roommate is sitting in the living room smiling because of the condom full of cum she licked clean
> MFW going to work for three hours and fixing some services
> MFW coming back and she's waiting for me and studying
> MFW she's totally falling in love for me
> MFW lying on the beach tomorrow at 3PM with her
> MFW your mother wakes you up screaming down the basement stairs
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>>579250167
>supposedly_male
kek, who the fuck else would post a story like this lol

underrated post
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>>579265560
I guess the dutchman is truly untouchable.
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>>579265213

lol how cute. americunt is calling me a bitch. Fucks sake I wish I could just teleport to your room right now. My testosterone fulled serbian rage would fucking annihilate you. Your vocal chords would probably burst from screaming "HELP"

>>579265338
LOL you are 5'8.5? Now It makes sense.

Fucking manlets.
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>>579251310
also, while it may be fake... i unfortunately (or fortunately) know of someone who would actually do this, so I'm gonna go ahead a dream on
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>>579264850
Bulgarian-born Canadian here. Just FYI to everyone in this thread: I know lots of Serbians personally, due to being a former neighbour, and they're all the sheerest garbage. They're as dumb as gypsies and have higher rates of psychopathy (the real shit, not 4chandpretends) per capita than any other "developed" nation.
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>>579265560
Just walk up to her naked with a hard on while she is sitting down and stand near her. Don't touch her, just stand there with ti hard.
She just might reach out and pop it in her mouth.
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>>579265560

You are so lucky man. I fucking LOVE Asian bitches, nothing is better than asian pussy. Luckily I am blonde and blue eyed so I am asian pussy magnet, I really want to visit Philippines and just go on a fucking spree.

But I ONLY want to fuck girls exactly like the one that is licking your cum.

Young, pure, innocent.. fuck....
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>>579265963

you're a fucktard. I have many bulgarian friends, you shouldn't hate serbians, we are both eastern europeans. I used to do a lot of business with some bulgarians.

And do not believe what western media says. It's all bullshit.
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>>579266074
I fucked so many asians in Shanghai and Cebu and Patong man, damn.

I opened a blog tho, which some of you might want to read.

> tumblr . com / thelivinginparadise
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>>579239650
>>579240017
>>579240106
Fuck her OP.
Screw all the shit all the fags are saying.
Do what you think will turn her on the most, you know her better than we do right now.
Keep us updated though
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>>579265796
Fight me bro. American and proud. Your to serbian to understand a basic concept. Fuck off and please don't ever post here again.
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that's racist
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