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>be urban negroid >have knife, lighter, and kush >store

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>be urban negroid
>have knife, lighter, and kush
>store up ahead
>guarded by cop

1,9,2,8 decides what do and what name
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Trayvon and buy skittles and watermalon drank
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>>578749243
we gots no money, nigga
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>>578749074
Your name is James White.

You will make friends with the cop.
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Trayvon

Try to sell weed to cop
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>>578749458
I won
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Bumping while we wait for op
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>>578749675
>ID: T0VFupnj
>Fup
shut up you fup.
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>>578749818
DONT CALL ME A FUP, YOU FUCKIN SON OF A BITCH!
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>>578749458
2,3,8,7 decides what do now
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>>578749961
ok
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Ask cop for beer moneh
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>>578750243
so we got shot.
3,4,7,6 decides what next
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put kush in nuts so cop wont find
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>>578750567
whoa
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die
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>>578750567
masturbate
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You then proceed to an hero

The end. End of story. End of thread
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>>578751092
winner
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wake up in the hospital 2000 years later, world is controlled buy aliens. alien nurse says 2 words: ayy lamo
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blow him
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>>578751114
You just can't have these threads on /b/
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>>578751114
suicide by cop, but then...
BLACK JESUS brings us back.
back to the begining.

1,2,3,4, decides name and what do
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praise black jesus
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>>578751540
Name is Hussayn Mohamad
Walk to a different store
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>>578751197
Does this count as reroll?
Is this winrar?
Have you ever had a dream that you, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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>>578751540
go into the store and rob the clerk
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>>578751681
2,3,4,5 decides what do and name
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>>578751884
name is moot
he will throw the green spider at the police
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>>578751884
Name is Ahmed Ali
Gorin drugstore. Find your uncle is the cashier
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>>578751540
Distract cop and break his neck while not looking

>captcha: vicarage loser
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Name, Leroy Wankins, casually stroll past cop into store, with eyes cast to the ground
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>>578752074
Name:
> Mein Nigga
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>>578752042
Go in
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>>578752042
>>578752042
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>>578751884
fuck a dog
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>>578752462
3,6,9,0 decides what do
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>>578752462
THORW THE GREEN SPIDER AT THE INDIAN CASHIER AND THEN STAB HIM WITH TEH SPEAR HEAD.
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You an hero yet again.

The end. End of story. End of thread
NOTHING ELSE
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>>578752462
"I gotz da gange, nigge. I ned de muny"
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>>578752673
let us be fags in peace
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>>578752673
this is ignored cuz im too lazy to black jesus again
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>>578752673
An hero is sin for Muslims you can't
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>>578752691
reroowl
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>>578752605
Uncle gives you a map and sends you on a fantastical adventure
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>>578752462
eat uncle's chicken
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Take uncles gun from under the counter. Go outside, shoot faggot cop in head. Put on uniform. Hide faggot cop body.
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>>578753160
o shit.
4,6,8,2 decides... gotta get that chicken!
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>>578753765
stab him right in the face with the knife
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>>578753765
First, kill poleeze outside, THEN stab uncel take all. >:D
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Grab emergency axe cut uncle fucking dick
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>>578753765
Because you have layzor eyes if he doesnt
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>>578754232
3,1,5,9 decides what now... 3 star wanted, helis and coppas gonna start comin
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>>578754685
You into a group of white knights
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>>578754685
search for a car
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>>578754685
start eating shit
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>>578754685
Find gas station and hide there.
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>>578754891
now wat? 5 4 6 7 decides
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>>578755000
Oh baby, a triple
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>Gotta bag a kush and a lighter to ignite
>Minding my own bidnis tryna have a good night

>Yeah I gotta knife so this punk ass cop better stop looking at me,
>boy I bet he wants to fight

>Gotta think twice man I gotta spread the peace

>"Hey that nigger's bigger than me"
Is what the white cop thinks

>Without bad intentions I pull out my piece and pack a fat bowl
> man I wonder what he thinks

>"Hey cop, you wanna take a hit?"

>"No stupid nigger I don't smoke that shit!
> Now fuck off imma fuckin mall cop and if i catch you smoking or stealing I'll call for back up!"

>"Oh, sorry, what the hell was I thinking!" I say, then rob the store for extra money for the weekend.

>Put my hoodie up but slip up on the stick up.
>Had the hiccups so I got some tea to help bruh.

>Got shot by the mall cop fag

>Hoodie on my head skittle goodies out the bag

>Life fades away from body but hey

>I got my Arizona so today was a good day.
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>>578755000
>those digits

as for wat do, Fap furiously
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turn off the dar lights your black you will dissapear in darkness
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>>578755271
top kek m9
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Roll for this
>>578755704
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>>578755595
FUCKING JAY Z IN THE HOUSE! You decide, anon, because that rap was amazing. What do you want to see happen next. Plus you got a winrar.
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>>578755169
drive to a gas station
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>>578755595
shit greentext
apple fag
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>>578756253
Oh kek
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