Okay, here's the scenario: You will get paid 1 million dollars

sign me up

Sure, bring on the cocks

>>578523226

Yes.

when do i start ??

I'd do it for free.

>>578523226

1 million dollars for 200 dicks

200 x 15 3000$

Yep good deal above market rate i would do it


fuck it id do it for 250K

>>578523226
Of course. Anyone who wouldn't is a fucking faggot

Just faggots left on /b/ so sad...

add 1 dick to be fucking me behind while I suck it and ill do it

>>578523226
yep gimme it now you fucking bastard

i would suck a million dicks for $200

>>578523226
For a million dollars? Submitted to a reliable third-party escrow?

What's the timeframe? Like, 200 dicks lined up over a weekend, or is it a few dicks a week for a long time?

>>578523226
I'd do it for free and swallow their cum, dude.

>inb4 people call me a mod
I'm just a sissy faggot.

I'd do it for free lol

>>578523819
However you'd like. You can take as much time as you want just as long as you finish

>>578523226
Is this really a question?

all clean and for a million dollars? sign me up

>>578523226
I'd do it with swallowing each one

>>578523226
>You will get paid 1 million dollars to suck 200 dicks.
i'm already about halfway there. am i only going to get pro-rata for the rest?

>>578523226
Hi

You realize you'd be sucking dick for 66hours at 20 minutes per?

>>578524143
Well, hello

No time limit, and no diseases and all white dicks?

I would have to hate my family to say no.

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>>578523747

>>578524005
>all clean and for a million dollars? sign me up
>>578524027
>I'd do it with swallowing each one

>not knowing that weird burning "oh shit do i have aids" feeling in the throat after taking a load

>>578523819
Everyone get a load of this autistic retard who didn't read the fucking OP where it said "you can take as long as you like to suck all 200 patrons, and you will get paid once all the dicks have been sucked"

God fucking damn you're the reason for standardized reading comprehension tests that are so piss easy they're just a waste of time for people of normal and beyond intelligence

Didn't even have to think about it.

>>578524198
That is like a week and a half of work.

I do that now and i don't make a million you fucking idiot. Try working before you knock easy money.

I would do it for free if i knew nobody would find out. 200 dicks x 20 minutes each... that could take up to ~66.7 hours of just sucking dick.

>>578523226
count me in

I would pay to do that.

>>578524273
>All dicks are disease free

FUCKING SIGH..YOU IDIOTS BETTER BE TRYING TO TROLL OTHERWISE YOU'RE LEGITIMATELY FUCKING RETARTED

>>578524198

1 work week of dick sucking 200X thje average annual salary

yea im cool whit dat

>>578524507
>LEGITIMATELY FUCKING RETARTED
>FUCKING RETARTED
>RETARTED
>RETART
get the fuck out

>>578523226
Who the fuck would say no to this?

Even the most insecure dudebro has wondered how it is sucking dick already.

It can't be bad, right?

my mouth is ready

I'm fine with this, would to again if given the choice.

>>578524816
Did I say I would do it?

>>578523226
Do I get extra if I let them fuck me too? Because I'll do both

66.6 hours to suck all these dicks at minimum amount.

>Satan

No really though that's a lot of sucking. 2 hours a day can get you it in a month I guess.

If your really good though some of these people will last a few minutes.

Like^op

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hell, I'd do it for this months rent.
>I don't even pay rent.

Of course I would do it. 800K €, just for sucking clean cocks. 200 is a lot, but after a month I had done it, ready for some serious business with lots of money to spend.

>>578525000
you spent time posting the thread with a cocksucking picture
>gay as fuck

>>578525000
Ofcourse you would.
Why else would you make this thread?

>>578523226
could it be anonymous though? like i don't even have to look at them? just go to a glory hole everyday and suck?

>id suck 1 million dicks for 200 dollars

Will anyone know afterwards?

>>578525579
Ofc you will be in the records book

>>578525061
I don't know.

>>578525203
I had to find something appropriate to the thread. No homo.

>>578525380
Curious

>>578525393
I would hope it would be anonymous. But I think you'd have to look at them.

>>578523226
Where are these cocks..... I'm ready

>>578525893
>No homo
= so far in the fucking closet you're finding last years forgotten christmas presents at narnia border control

What would you tell the IRS?
>"Where did you get this boost in wealth?"
>"Oh I just sucked 200 dicks"

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Too easy. Having everyone know that you did it would up the ante

>>578525393
Look all of them in the eyes while they cum haha

>>578526184
nice dick

I'd love to suck those 200 dicks for a million bucks.

Absolutely. I'd do it for a lot less.

>I sucked a dick just last night

>>578526184
Would you want everyone knowing that you sucked 200 cocks? I wouldn't. I'd be shunned or some shit

>>578526369
Story?

>>578526184
I'd be alright with that

>>578523905
>I'm just a sissy faggot.

so a mod, then

>>578525893
>>578526186
ehhhh, i'd still do it but i'd feel even worse about myself

For $1mil they could be cocks belonging to 300lb 70year old HIV+ niggers.

Sure I'd vomit nonstop.. but hey its $1mil.

>>578526542
I sucked my boyfriend's dick.

>>578523226
I'm already wearing knee pads

>>578526139
Top keks.

>>578526785
You a guy?

>>578526821
ayy lmao

>>578523226
Are you kidding? I would pay them!

>>578526583
lol'd

>>578527076
Yeah, I'm a guy.

Maybe i could suck cocks everydays for money

>>578526139
I'm not gay, I'm just curious.

>>578526821
ayy lmao

>>578523226
i do it for free

>>578527380
Only a closet homosexual would be curious about that.

>>578527542
But I like women too

Not even for a trillion ... everybody is a faggot with no self respect. ..
Hoes !!

>>578523747
You're a god damn pussy if you wouldn't

>>578527656
Ok so you're a faggot bisexual. That's not any better.

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the only reason i dont do something like this already for free is because of the risk of disease....

if they are all 100% ddf

i would do it... a million bucks for my biggest fantasy... to be the center of all that attention!

if any of you /b/tards can set it up.. im a pretty cute tv/cd

I'd do it for 50k.
Hell, I might even do it for free if I was in a good mood.

That's like $500 a dick. Sure I'm game

>>578527747
I think any fucking man would do it for a trillion. Even the manliest man ever

>>578523226
Yeah, I'm down

sure why not, lets get this done

I'm a girl, and I wouldn't

>>578528157
I'm a virgin

I see this as a future venture though. People need to know for this to work though. Everyone now knows that guy who sucked cocks at 5k a piece basically. People have to think: "Well, if he gets 5 grand for every dick sucked, he must be pretty amazing. From across the world, dicks will want to be sucked by me.
Profit

No..... I'm saving my oral virginty for Jesus.

>>578523226
ugh, this is a tough one because $1MM isn't all that much money anymore.

I probably would do it-- would take me a year to get through 200 dicks!

Yes, of course.

>>578528364

how do you math?

>>578528478
Prove it

>>578528191

Pics and I will consider this...

>>578523226
Let's do this!

>>578528191
wont be hard to find 200 virgins for you to suck off on this website. How about a picture?

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>>578523226
Make them 1000 each year until I want it to stop, each are all 8 inche or bigger, black and they have to cum inside me at least 5 times. Oh, and they most do it in groups of 5 and each most do me up to 3 hours. Just increase it so I can get 12 million dollars daily.

>>578523226
only if there's a regular contract that grants me said million dollars. really wouldn't suck all those cocks for nothing.

only if I could reject the ones I don't wanna suck. If I'm gonna suck 200 dicks, they're gonna be the best 200 I've ever seen. otherwise, fuck it, money's overrated.

No. 1mil isn't really that much money nowadays. That's about a quarter of what I make annually.

>>578528979
This

>>578523226
fuck yes i would. i'd do it for free

>>578523226
Of course I would.

>>578523796
you're telling me you offer 0.0002 dollar blowjos?

>>578528998
Add another quarters pay to the year to suck some dick. Whats wrong with that?

Yes. I would.

>>578528393
Not me bro... the only way for me to do it if my woman's life is in danger ... thats it... do t give a damn about money

>>578523226
I'll sign a liftetime contract to suck dicks every 20 minutes of my life for 5000$ dollars each.

>>578528689
It's fuckin math man, 500 x 2 = 1000 a cock bro. I'm in!

>>578528998
You make 4,000,000/year? Doing what?

>>578523226
Yes I would do it no hesitation

>>578523226
i'm a chick and an average bj takes 7 min. so 200 dicks times 7 is 1400 minutes to finish all dicks. so say i do 8 bjs a day itll take me 25 days....not bad.

>>578528998
Please sir, spare some change?

>>578523226

Why not? It's gross, but so is being a garbageman, and that doesn't pay as well.

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>>578523226
I'm straight as hell, but I would enjoy it gladly and spend the rest of my life doing nothing and laughing about it.

>>578529298
You've never thought about it?

If you sucked cock for 8 hours a day, it would take you 11 days.

... Bring it on.

would do for $20

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> pay a million dollars to suck 200 dicks?

sounds like a good deal to me

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>>578523458
I came here to say this

also I came

>>578529357
>You have to suck for 20 minutes or until the guy cums
You don't listen

>>578524412
A week and half?
What are you some kind of faggot?

I could do it in four work days.

>>578529648
>You don't listen

She's saying she makes guys cum in 7 minutes.

>>578526153
>implying the auditor wouldn't close my folder and slide it back to me while making a "mah nigga" face

>>578529648
which implies 20 mins is the maximum amount of time you have to suck for you fucking down syndrome.

>>578529357
>7 minutes

You uh....you busy?

>>578529817
She must be breddy gud then

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>>578528856>>578528923

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>>578523226
yes, yes i would. I'm bisexual and have no problem with this. Could you throw some black dicks in their though? I like some variety in my taste of cum.

>>578529470
About what ??? Sucking dick or the million ??? ...
Sucking dick... i will sell my values for the sexual pleasure of others.. sorry bro ..not a white knight but a king of my life i do what i want...
Million dollars ... i make enough with my work to do what i like and buy what i want ... dont need more and im happy with it.. dont need more than that

>>578529986
:(

>>578530184
Sucking dick, you pleb. You would never suck a dick? Why not, because someone would find out?

>>578523226
i get to suck dicks and get a lot of money. hell yeah girl

>>578529423
this

Also, the 2 mil won't be taxed, will it?

>>578530397
Not really ... call me selfish ... i care and i love my dick... not enough to suck it but to sucked and adore for others

>>578530146
State? Honestly I'll fuck anything that acts like a slut or bruises easy.

>>578530613

ct

>>578530589
Not really ... call me selfish ... i care and i love my dick... not enough to suck it but to be sucked and adored by others

>>578523226
Well I guess you know what I'll be doing for the next 2 months

>>578530794
Well thats a drive and a half just to stand in line and wait for my turn.

>>578523226
that's 15000 per hour assuming i cant make any cum sooner

I value my time somewhat and need cash for my lives goals so yeah, I'd go for it on one condition. Nobody gets to know I did it, I'm fine with the memory of it but the bad public image would be a bit too damaging on the long run to be worth 1m.

So yeah, I'd do it.

>>578531224

haha where are u

>>578523592

Sht if i had money i would have bought You something for the laugh You have me

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Can I suck for 20 minutes and then finish them off with a handjob? Im better with my hands than my mouth.

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>>578531482

Yea....I think anyone who doesn't say yes is an in closet homo who hates on gay sex because of own insecurities, I'd suck that shit and pretend i like it for 1 Million....

Get a nice cozy 100k home, nice 10k car. get edumacation, get better job, get cutie housewife, and be set. 200 cocks for something otherwise unobtainable is a deal.

>20 minutes or until the guy cums
i can't do 200 dicks for 20 minutes each, no. way too fucking repetitive

>>578531482
nd. Sounds like we gotta have more than one cock slut or I just have to hope theres a cute guy in line. But then you wouldn't be getting all the attention you deserve now would you?

Can you guy's imagine driving to work with the day ahead of you sucking dick for 8 hours straight on your mind, and then when you go home you will be thinking about the next day of sucking dicks for 8 hours straight. for a month..

>>578532136
Never said yo couldn't switch it up. Get weird with it if you're bored easy.

worth it just for the free vetting.

>>578523226
I'd probably do 2 cocks a day for a 100 days. Hell, I'd even offer anal for that amount.

I ain't gay, but 1 mil is a life changing amount of money. Not enough to live on for the rest of your life without a job, but if you work you'll live very nicely.

It's a home that's payed off, a newish car the rest of your life, plenty of cool gadgets (guns, motorcycles, boats, etc) and a full safety net if anything happens or you lose your job.

>>578531852
No

>>578523226
>1 million
>200 dicks
>$5,000 per dick
>20 minutes
>$15,000 per hour

That's the best job you will ever get. Do it, faggot.

>>578525579
Ya the memo on the check/deposit note will say"for successfully sucking 200 cocks"

>>578523226
>blindfold them
>get girls to suck their dicks silently
>once they're done, send them away
>pretend it was you the whole time
>repeat 199 times
>???
>profit
It's literally that simple

>>578523226
oh god this is my fantasy, plus a million bucks.

>>578533910
YOU have to suck their dicks, nigga.

>>578523226

add no one would ever know
add I don't have to find the dicks
add black dicks...for reasons

i'd do it

>>578534557
If I added black dicks, then you'd get AIDS

>>578523226
tax free?

>>578535128
Yep

>>578534879
You said disease free, friend.

>>578535453
>implying there are disease free black dicks

>>578523458
of course you would OP.

>>578523226
Most definitely yes. I'm bi so it isn't even a hard choice.

Plus 4 dicks a day and I'd be done in 50 days working only 1h20 per day.

>>578523409
>>578523438
>>578523451
>>578523452
>>578523458
>>578523543
>>578523592
>>578523783
>>578523790
>>578523796
>>578523819
>>578523883
>>578523905
>>578523927
>>578523995
>>578524001
>>578524005
>>578524027
>>578524061
>>578524238

What if they all have smegma?

>>578535181
one time deal or does it pay out every 200?

>>578535878

Read OP's post you fucking idiot.

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all disease free? Hell yea

>>578535878
What if you read the OP where it clearly states they are all clean.

>>578535745
Yup. Especially if they're big.

>>578535878
They don't, they're clean.

>>578535831
I really wonder what your dick looks like :3

I'd do it for free

>>578523226

a million bucks would dig me outta the financial hole i fell in in 2008 and push me out the other side nicely

i'd do it if i could ass-fuck the dudes afterwards, or at least have the oral 'favour' returned...only saying

>>578536115
>>578536187
>>578536301
I thought he meant "clean" as in "disease free"
Jesus, you fucking neckbeards get pissed over such stupid shit.

>>578536443
why? if you can do well something, why doing it or free?

I'll turn temporarily gay for 1million!

>>578536725
Clean and disease free. Like just washed dick.

>>578536672
If you want it, you got it lol

why the fuck is this thread still here

>>578537413
BECAUSE DICKS, THAT'S WHY

>>578528535
I like to stroke it

>>578536301
It looks like an uncut, untrimmed, average dick with very few penile papules around the head.

I'll let you imagine that. Dreams are better than reality,

>>578537630
How long and thick would you say it is?

Everyone in here is a fucking faggot. I have nothing against gay people but if you suck dick you are a faggot. I would not suck dick for any amount of money

>>578523226
yeah

If anyone calls me a fag, I'll wave my bank statement at them

>>578530146
btw thats a trap

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>>578537898
Sure you wouldn't

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>>578536725

>All dicks are disease free

Read.

>>578537898
Anyone who says this is lying (possibly just for themselves). Every person has their amount of money it would take for them to do ANYTHING.

That amount for most people is probably a lot lower than you'd think (because few of us are making any decent money in this era). Honestly, I'd venture to say most guys would gladly accept $2000 to anonymously blow someone. I sure as shit would.

>>578537879
About 17cm long. Fairly thick.

Like, if you have average size hands put the point of your thumb and middle-finger together for a rough estimate of thickness. That's what I did.

>>578538819
Would suck

>>578523226
I would start right now if this offer was valid.

>>578523796
Lol'd

>>578538998
Same :/

I bet by the 5th-8th dick I could refine my skill enough to make them cum in under 10 mins. Then if I could average 4 dicks in an hour, with about a 20 min break, it would only take a little over 2 days. Add in time for some sleep and food and in about three days I have a million dollars.

without hesitation

>>578539525
You'd end up loving it

1 million dollars, hours of entertainment, and a free meal to boot? where's the downside?

When can I get started?

>>578539750
man that's $5,000 a dick
as long as they were all clean I would be sucking dick all day and be rich as fuck.

>>578538523
I understand your point. I apologize if I came across as ignorant or aggressive. But I will not do that. At least not until I stop being a virginfag. I know I'm not gay and I wouldn't forget it ever. I guess I'm saying it would be akin to rape mindset, even though I was willing

>>578529146
I like you

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>>578536725

Nah, you're just a retard.

>>578523819

It's five grand a dick. So spreading it out as you like, just suck a dick every time you want to pay some bills. Suck a half dozen if you want a car, or a few dozen if you want to buy a Tesla or some shit.

Great deal, only some kind of homo would turn it down.

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>all these faggots

>>578540957
>implying you wouldn't suck dicks for $15000 an hour

>>578524198
I've spent more time on this site so I might as well have been sucking dicks.

>>578523226
Nope. Money ain't everything and I ain't starvin. That's a lot of dick sucking.

>>578524198
>he can't make them cum in under 20 minutes

get a load of this faggot

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>>578541151
>an hour of continuous dick sucking

>>578540956
You only get paid after the 200th dick.

>>578542193
people do worse for less money

>>578540160
>one million
>rich as fuck
one million dollars is like the minimal amount it would take for anyone to be considered rich, unless you're from the hood. Wouldn't last a lifetime unless you lived frugal as fuck or made some smart investments.

>>578542193
>>578542617
then again i would probably do it for free

I would do it for 250k and swallow

>>578523226
I'd swallow

>>578544051
Fag

>>578544267
kinda

>>578544515
aw

>>578544994
wat?

I've always wondered what semen would taste like, and feel like in my ass.

>>578523226
That's a maximum of 4000 minutes of dick sucking.
That's almost 3 fucking days of dick sucking.
And a million dollars really isn't that much these days, so no thanks.

>>578545498
Never tasted any semen besides my own, and I wonder what it would feel like in my ass also

>>578545612
Find a sensitive dude that cuts in 2 minutes. Suck his dick 200 timed

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>>578545612

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>>578523226
I'm game.

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>>578546079
200 dicks. How do you find a guy with 200 dicks?

>>578523226
bring it on

>>578523796
Lol'd hard

As a straight woman, yes, I would do it.

>>578523226
I'll do it, but only if they're tranny dicks. I'll ask if I can suck Bailey Jays dick 200 times.

>>578546624
Would you snuff 200 muffs?

>>578546471
Hiroshima

>>578546804
For an additional million? Sure, I'd do that.

>>578523226
>you don't have to swallow

I'm down. I'd dislike it, but 1 mil would actually make me and the people around me happy.

>>578523226
well i wont be sucking nobodys dick
so ill stay poor and NOT A RAGEING FAGGOT
op sounds like the kina fag who not only would bj 200 other faegs, but take there creampies

Yep

>>578546885
Kek'd

Yeah, of course!

>>578547142
>>578547142
Lol okay

>>578545498
tasteless,mostly and a bit salty sometimes (they say it depends on what you eat). In the ass...well it's a bit weird, expecially the first times. remember to clean yourself, after

>>578523226
Bring on the cawk gauntlet

>>578547142
when I have a million dollars I'll pay a large man to follow you around and step on the back of you shoes

Dream job!

>>578523226
duh. I'd probably suck a dick just because.

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200 dick cheesed dicks?
damn... even elton john aint that gay

Please be a real thing, cuz ill suck 400 ducks for 2 million dollors in no time at all!

>>578523226
Can I suck the dicks if there he has a condom?

>>578548148
clean, dumbass

>>578548239
i fucking wish

>>578523226
I'd do it for free.

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>>578547970
im in west essex near london uk
BRING IT /B/ tard

if i can't see em i wud like glory hole status

>>578524816
This made my day lol!

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>>578548386

any day

>>578549292
Call me a fag but i'd do it if no one would know about it

>>578526821
kek'd hard

>>578523226
Where do i singn!

As long as I don't have to tell anyone

Cut or uncut?

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>>578549527
thats different..... oh wait...no it ain't
FAG

note i wouldnt eat 200 pussys either

fuck yea ill do it

>>578549758
Whatever you like