Okay, here's the scenario:
You will get paid 1 million dollars to suck 200 dicks.
But there are some conditions:
All dicks are disease free, They are all white and clean, You have to suck for 20 minutes or until the guy cums (a nice incentive to pass the time), You can take as long as you like to suck all 200 patrons, and you will get paid once all dicks have been sucked. (you don't have to swallow)
Would you do it??
For a million dollars? Submitted to a reliable third-party escrow?
What's the timeframe? Like, 200 dicks lined up over a weekend, or is it a few dicks a week for a long time?
>all clean and for a million dollars? sign me up
>I'd do it with swallowing each one
>not knowing that weird burning "oh shit do i have aids" feeling in the throat after taking a load
Everyone get a load of this autistic retard who didn't read the fucking OP where it said "you can take as long as you like to suck all 200 patrons, and you will get paid once all the dicks have been sucked"
God fucking damn you're the reason for standardized reading comprehension tests that are so piss easy they're just a waste of time for people of normal and beyond intelligence
66.6 hours to suck all these dicks at minimum amount.
No really though that's a lot of sucking. 2 hours a day can get you it in a month I guess.
If your really good though some of these people will last a few minutes.
hell, I'd do it for this months rent.
>I don't even pay rent.
Of course I would do it. 800K €, just for sucking clean cocks. 200 is a lot, but after a month I had done it, ready for some serious business with lots of money to spend.
I don't know.
I had to find something appropriate to the thread. No homo.
I would hope it would be anonymous. But I think you'd have to look at them.
Too easy. Having everyone know that you did it would up the ante
the only reason i dont do something like this already for free is because of the risk of disease....
if they are all 100% ddf
i would do it... a million bucks for my biggest fantasy... to be the center of all that attention!
if any of you /b/tards can set it up.. im a pretty cute tv/cd
I see this as a future venture though. People need to know for this to work though. Everyone now knows that guy who sucked cocks at 5k a piece basically. People have to think: "Well, if he gets 5 grand for every dick sucked, he must be pretty amazing. From across the world, dicks will want to be sucked by me.
Make them 1000 each year until I want it to stop, each are all 8 inche or bigger, black and they have to cum inside me at least 5 times. Oh, and they most do it in groups of 5 and each most do me up to 3 hours. Just increase it so I can get 12 million dollars daily.
only if I could reject the ones I don't wanna suck. If I'm gonna suck 200 dicks, they're gonna be the best 200 I've ever seen. otherwise, fuck it, money's overrated.
i'm a chick and an average bj takes 7 min. so 200 dicks times 7 is 1400 minutes to finish all dicks. so say i do 8 bjs a day itll take me 25 days....not bad.
I'm straight as hell, but I would enjoy it gladly and spend the rest of my life doing nothing and laughing about it.
> pay a million dollars to suck 200 dicks?
sounds like a good deal to me
I came here to say this
also I came
yes, yes i would. I'm bisexual and have no problem with this. Could you throw some black dicks in their though? I like some variety in my taste of cum.
About what ??? Sucking dick or the million ??? ...
Sucking dick... i will sell my values for the sexual pleasure of others.. sorry bro ..not a white knight but a king of my life i do what i want...
Million dollars ... i make enough with my work to do what i like and buy what i want ... dont need more and im happy with it.. dont need more than that
that's 15000 per hour assuming i cant make any cum sooner
I value my time somewhat and need cash for my lives goals so yeah, I'd go for it on one condition. Nobody gets to know I did it, I'm fine with the memory of it but the bad public image would be a bit too damaging on the long run to be worth 1m.
So yeah, I'd do it.
Can I suck for 20 minutes and then finish them off with a handjob? Im better with my hands than my mouth.
Yea....I think anyone who doesn't say yes is an in closet homo who hates on gay sex because of own insecurities, I'd suck that shit and pretend i like it for 1 Million....
Get a nice cozy 100k home, nice 10k car. get edumacation, get better job, get cutie housewife, and be set. 200 cocks for something otherwise unobtainable is a deal.
nd. Sounds like we gotta have more than one cock slut or I just have to hope theres a cute guy in line. But then you wouldn't be getting all the attention you deserve now would you?
Can you guy's imagine driving to work with the day ahead of you sucking dick for 8 hours straight on your mind, and then when you go home you will be thinking about the next day of sucking dicks for 8 hours straight. for a month..
I'd probably do 2 cocks a day for a 100 days. Hell, I'd even offer anal for that amount.
I ain't gay, but 1 mil is a life changing amount of money. Not enough to live on for the rest of your life without a job, but if you work you'll live very nicely.
It's a home that's payed off, a newish car the rest of your life, plenty of cool gadgets (guns, motorcycles, boats, etc) and a full safety net if anything happens or you lose your job.
>get girls to suck their dicks silently
>once they're done, send them away
>pretend it was you the whole time
>repeat 199 times
It's literally that simple
all disease free? Hell yea
a million bucks would dig me outta the financial hole i fell in in 2008 and push me out the other side nicely
i'd do it if i could ass-fuck the dudes afterwards, or at least have the oral 'favour' returned...only saying
It looks like an uncut, untrimmed, average dick with very few penile papules around the head.
I'll let you imagine that. Dreams are better than reality,
Everyone in here is a fucking faggot. I have nothing against gay people but if you suck dick you are a faggot. I would not suck dick for any amount of money
Sure you wouldn't
>All dicks are disease free
Anyone who says this is lying (possibly just for themselves). Every person has their amount of money it would take for them to do ANYTHING.
That amount for most people is probably a lot lower than you'd think (because few of us are making any decent money in this era). Honestly, I'd venture to say most guys would gladly accept $2000 to anonymously blow someone. I sure as shit would.
About 17cm long. Fairly thick.
Like, if you have average size hands put the point of your thumb and middle-finger together for a rough estimate of thickness. That's what I did.
I bet by the 5th-8th dick I could refine my skill enough to make them cum in under 10 mins. Then if I could average 4 dicks in an hour, with about a 20 min break, it would only take a little over 2 days. Add in time for some sleep and food and in about three days I have a million dollars.
I understand your point. I apologize if I came across as ignorant or aggressive. But I will not do that. At least not until I stop being a virginfag. I know I'm not gay and I wouldn't forget it ever. I guess I'm saying it would be akin to rape mindset, even though I was willing
Nah, you're just a retard.
It's five grand a dick. So spreading it out as you like, just suck a dick every time you want to pay some bills. Suck a half dozen if you want a car, or a few dozen if you want to buy a Tesla or some shit.
Great deal, only some kind of homo would turn it down.
>all these faggots
>an hour of continuous dick sucking
>rich as fuck
one million dollars is like the minimal amount it would take for anyone to be considered rich, unless you're from the hood. Wouldn't last a lifetime unless you lived frugal as fuck or made some smart investments.
That's a maximum of 4000 minutes of dick sucking.
That's almost 3 fucking days of dick sucking.
And a million dollars really isn't that much these days, so no thanks.
200 dicks. How do you find a guy with 200 dicks?
well i wont be sucking nobodys dick
so ill stay poor and NOT A RAGEING FAGGOT
op sounds like the kina fag who not only would bj 200 other faegs, but take there creampies
tasteless,mostly and a bit salty sometimes (they say it depends on what you eat). In the ass...well it's a bit weird, expecially the first times. remember to clean yourself, after
200 dick cheesed dicks?
damn... even elton john aint that gay
im in west essex near london uk
BRING IT /B/ tard
thats different..... oh wait...no it ain't
note i wouldnt eat 200 pussys either