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Last thread got pruned. Get in here and report you fuck head

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Last thread got pruned. Get in here and report you fuck heads!

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/348/web
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OP from two threads ago reporting.
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>>577820145
For fuck's sake are they ever going to go in
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firsttt
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Que muera luego el culiao
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no one in yet...
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>>577820145
love you
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>>577820534
si
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I've been listening in for the past two hours but my bitch just called me and i lost concentration. Are they still outside or did they realize they went to the wrong place??
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>>577820145
if he makes it to prison will any anons visit him?
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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/348/web
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>>577820497
omg is it really you :3 im so honored faggot thank you for announcing
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Another successful thread transition
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CONTINUONS!
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>>577820145
someone fill me in i rushed downstairs to get info anyone have OG pics?
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>>577820145
yfw the klic klac kalac will not deliver.
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for newfags

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/348/web for
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Did thread get kill because of cp?
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guise is this his facebook?

facebook com/ dkalac ? ref=br_rs

(remove spaces fgts)
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>>577820650
no clue man its kinda confusing
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>>577820650
dial up still?
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>>577820516
cleared first floor faggot. open ur ears
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He would probably head to the border since he referenced "movies". He probably thinks he can "get away" in Canada
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>>577820863
think so
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They just said 1st floor is cleared
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>>577820863
ye
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>>577820534
La wea fome weon culiao y la wea weon asjklasjkl
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>>577820145
is there an archive of the original thread somewhere?
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  ▲
▲ ▲
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it got quiet for me
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SO INTENSE
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CHANGE PLACES!!!!
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silence!
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>>577820650
Uhhhh nothing's happening, and Hugh its not happening.
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radio silence, probably killing his ass rana
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Can't shellac the Kanac
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>>577820516
What are "things OP says bent over in front of a gang of niggers?"

I'll take OP's Sex Life for $600, Alex.
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My phone sucks at managing bandwidth, so it keeps cutting in and out for me. Are they almost getting to the good part or should I just read about it tomorrow?
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>>577820145
>>577820145
>>577820145
Kalac if youre here nigga, GO OUTSIDE AND GET YOUR GOD DAMN PIZZA
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now we wait
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Broadcastify is a piece of shit
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>>577820145

lol for all you faggots reporting CP in the last thread, those were fucking porn stars...

cant tell if troll or just fucking retarded
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Have to shit........Fuck.
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he's in the attic boys
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radio silence.. ARE THEY BUSY EATING PIZZA?
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>>577820675
yeah, ill go and laugh at him and call him a pussy for not killing himself. Then rub a a cookies and cream bar and a snickers bar against eachother to induce his trauma from getting raped by niggers and watch him burst into tears
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is he kill?
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Why do they keep deleting threads
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is this for the banaconda?
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>>577820675
We could write him using jpay
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was it a prank or no?
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>tfw only had one day to enjoy dat legal herb
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STREAM INTENSIFIES
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>suspicious folks in the area
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>>577820863
some faggot kept posting pictures they got reported though
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they should just pretend that its all over and they're going to have a pizza party
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DETECTIVE BANANA HAS BEEN REQUESTED TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
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>>577820865
Yes and heres the chicks fb

facebook/acoplin25
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STUPID FOOKIN COPPERS

I AM THE ALMIGHTY KLIC KLAC KALAC AND YOU WILL DIE BEFORE ME
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>>577820925

Well he can if he somehow ends up in densely forested area and knows what the fuck he is doing.
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>>577820497
last swedish op reporting.
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>>577821085
We're in the critical moments
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>>577821120
Mr. Milk go home
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I hope he gets arrested so his prison cell is flooded with letters saying OP is a fag, OP did not deliver
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>>577820865

Jesse Foster, the strangled

facebook com/jessi.foster.18 ? fref = ufi
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>>577821117
...which ones? help a /b/rother out
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>>577820863
cp?
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What county do i go to? im a bit outta the loop atm
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>>577821097
>being retarded
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Klik Klak Kalacs gotta make a move, we're losing listeners
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>>577820497
thought we lost you.
I love you
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>the klic klac right about now
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Still can't hear shit. What's habbening?
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>>577820990
http://imcute.yt/b/thread/577569087/#577574331_266
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>>577821173
anons keep posting the kill pictures and someone posted CP last thread
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>suspicious people in the area
>suspicious pizza
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>>577821035

"nope"
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classic maple syrup rambo situation guys. my prediction is hes going to be caught between midnight and three in the morning
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>>577820990
this,
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>>577821241
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The fucking house is clear, I'm going to bed.
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>>577820145
>>577820145

I just got on /b/.

Backstory anyone?
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>>577821253
Reverse image search makes faking these hard bro
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http://tunein.com/radio/Multnomah-County-Sheriff-and-Portland-Police-s145542/
For androidfags.
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>>577821253
Fake
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Is it possible that the pigs are using a more private channel? It seems like there should be a lot more specific traffic.
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Portland Fuzz tweeted an unconfirmed sighting @ PDX 2 mins ago. Turns out Dnagerous Dave is a slippery fucker. They don't have him yet.
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what is going on? can somebody shed some light on this story? i have no idea whats going on
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WOOP WOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE
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>>577821120
i need a fucking smoke but i dont want to miss it
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>>577821297
nope
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It was a prank

Abandom thread
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WTF KALAK YOU PROMISED OTHERWISE

"Suspect in custody"
FUCK THIS SHIT.
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did any one order the pizza?
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>>577821253
IsThisRealLife.Png

If it's you, put shotgun in asshole and pull trigger faggot
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>KLIC KLAC KALAC
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I'm a cop clearing rooms and the first floor is cleared and second is too checking back yard now
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Did anyone save that fucking picture? The one of possibly outside the house.
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>>577821173
over 300 posts = no more bumps = gets pushed to bottom by trap threads and $500 rich uncle threads = pruned
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listeners going down??
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am i the only word barely understand a word of what they're saying?
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>>577821253
already posted. new pic of gtfo. go claim your pizza if legit tho
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not finding anyone in the house. house was surrounded because neighbors reported suspect matching descr on patio, but no contact was made with anyone in the house.

he might have left before the cops even got there.
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Imagine that pizza guy.

>Uhh, did anyone here order a pizza?
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>>577821253
Post selfie
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>>577821241
I really. may I?
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>>577821382
http://imcute.yt/b/thread/577569087
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>>577821253
real
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Portland PoliceVerified account
‏@PortlandPolice
Unconfirmed sighting of WA murder suspect David Kalac in SW PDX. Officers following up that information to ensure community safety.
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Someone call uber. Dave needs a ride.
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>>577821241
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>>577821024

You are a good person
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>>577821267
Oooo, I'm excited.
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Can someone tell me what's going on
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>>577821491
beautiful
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SAME
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requested in last thread
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metro fag reporting in
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Please o please someone order Chinese food
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long live King David
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>>577821370
for fucks sakes
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>>577820873

Nah cunt im on that fiber optics google fiber shit cuhz
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>>577821401
Who is that guy? He looks like he's made of CHEESE
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Come on, get to the fucking shootout.
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>>577821435

looked like the tattoo
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https://twitter.com/PortlandPolice/status/530219876585992193
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>>577821212
The pizza was kek
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>>577821454
The pizza man rang the bell already
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house clear?
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I want to ordrr more fucking things.
Whats the address?
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>>577821370
rock hard now
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>>577820534
wena qlo
que se lo culeen
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>>577821382
After firing his BB gun at an officer he held up in a house until Based Hotwheels distracted the police by a bush long enough for him to escape
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I support my fellow /b/rother and wish him luck, may he kill as many pigs as possible before his inevitable death
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>>577821129
he posted on /b/. he's gonna be in the basement
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Did they get him or not? I never heard anything about the second floor being clear, but they should have cleared it a long time ago by now.
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>>577821590
you bastard of bitch
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I'm in the greater portland area.

I kinda want to see this live does anyone have directions of s crime scene?
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>>577821008
put "yo quiero taco bell" on this pic
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>>577821332
fucking lost dude.
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>>577821724
Suspect in custody, its over.
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Is this a big bag problem or a little bag problem?
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Cops are using a different channel now!!
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>>577821503
April 3 is a 10 amp.

4 it's a 34.

...

twenty 55 in the 41.
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>>577821624
thanks anon
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enjoy while we wait
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house is clear, this guys fucking good.
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House clear kalac is still running
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>>577821370
god damn it
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Now this is a story all about how,


Amber flipped and turned upside down,


I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,


I'll tell you how I became the famous 4 chan strangler.


Innnnn West Port Orchard born and raised,


On 4 chan is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out, maxin', relaxin all cool. All waiting for Amber's son to get out of school,


When a couple of pics that were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood,


I strangled one little slut and 4chan got scared, I said " Just check the fucking news " about this murder I just shared.


I whistled to her car, a ford focus that was near,


The license plate said "YLYL" and my BB gun was in the rear,


If anything I could suicide by cops when they got there,


But i thought NAH forget it. They'll give me the chair!
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>>577821780
theyve listed the address on the radio, GO FOR IT
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>>577821297
doesn't have the same tattoo tard
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>>577821740
>Based Hotwheels
keke
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>>577820145
dude this is straight up historical shit right here
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>>577821418
that sounds consistent with the scanner. they were clearing the house and then nothing but codes since then. which generally means they're setting up new plans to continue search
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>>577821838
people like this ruin fun threads
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>>577821673
KEK
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>>577821315
Shit click top 100, first one anon
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Long live the Kalac!!!!
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is there a different stream going?
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>>577821891
QQ.... WHAT
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IN CUSTODY
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THEY HAVE HIM IN CUSTODY
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>>577821780
1004 SW Troy st Portland oregon
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>>577821725
That's actually a mineral
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KALAC IN CUSTODY
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HES DONE
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KALAC IN CUSTODY
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in custody
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NooOooOO
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>>577821590
I really really hate this image. Can I save it?
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Last thread was kill cause of cp...
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Halak on custody!
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HES IN CUSTODY.
they SAID IT
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in custody
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100 Truths of David Kalac
November 23, 2010 at 8:37pm
Let me know 100 things about you!


1. Last Beverage: Water

2. Last text message: :-">

3. Last phone call: Dude from Craigslist

4. Last song you listened to: The Walkin' Blues by Son House

5. Last time you cried: Can't remember, was probably in a dream.

6. Have you ever dated someone twice: Yes, more than a few someones.

7. Have you ever been cheated on: Yes

8. Have you ever kissed & regretted: I have

9. Have you ever lost someone special: Yes I have

10. Have you ever been depressed: I've been known to get depressed. It sucks, but I've been working on limiting how long I stay that way.

11. Have you ever been drunk and threw up: More times than I care to think about

12: Fave color: Red

13: 2nd fave color: Blue

14: 3rd fave color: Silver

15. Have you made a new friend this year:Yes, I made a few.

16. Have you this year fallen out of love: If the Love was real in the first place, you cannot fall out of it. You may change the circumstances surrounding the relationship, but Love doesn't go away.

17. Laughed until you cried: Not as often as I should.

18. Met someone who changed you: Yes, I've met many people that changed parts of me. Some for the good, others not so much.

19. Found out who your true friends were: I've always known, I just chose to ignore it during certain points in my life.

20. Found out someone was talking about you: I always know more than you think I do

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Lol, yeah.

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: I know them all except 3.

23. How many kids do you want: Don't know yet, at least 2 I think.
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Custody!
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KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!
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Did she just say kalac in custody????
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Fuck i hope he manages to escape.
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kalac in custody?
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>>577821780
1004 SW Troy St, Portland, OR 97219
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>>577822063
OH SHIT JUST HEARD
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>>577821953
10/10
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poorfag here... can someone order me some food. i live at 1004 Troy St. please...
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did it just say he is in custody???
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OUR BOY GOT AWAY
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kalac is in custody. OP DID NOT DELIVER
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HERES THE DOG
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>>577821253
>again
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>>577821953
Too wordy.
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kalec in custody, finish clear of the house, run dog around
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running dog around the house now
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They're clearing, someone in custody
Sending the dog around
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they have him in custody it says
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kalac in custody, awshit
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>>577821953
10/10 kek
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Ok niggers is this for real or what?
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what is going? what did that guy do?

sorry i dont watch the news
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>>577822005
No, it's what /b/'s suposed to be.
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I T S A L L O G R E
T
S

A
L
L

O
G
R
E
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Kalacs in custody!
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>>577820497
Good to have you back sir, been here since you're first campaign.
Reporting for duty
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He didn't shoot his way out
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did i hear the calak dude is in [email protected]
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>>577820145
WAS THAT JUST "WE HAVE KALAC IN KUSTODY"???? noooo
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so.. no one was in the house? fucking nigger cops
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>>577821434
I feel your pain
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I heard "Kalac in custody" too anyone else?
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hes in custody!
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CONFIRMED OP FAG DID NOT DELIVER
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>>577821724
>1004 SW Troy st Portland oregon
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"We're gonna run a dog around the exterior real quick"
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>>577821953

kek not bad
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>>577821253
> CHP
>Portland, Oregon.
Fucking idiot.
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my shit is behind i just hear custody
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i think i just heard " kaluc is in custody".
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welp hes getting buttfucked by jamal and tyrone in prison for the rest of his life. should have just bought a real gun and an hero'd
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FUCKER YOURE GOING TO GET RAPED TO DEATH IN JAIL
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Kalac in custody!! Op did not deliver!!
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What a fucking stooge, we were promised bloodshed
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Fucking Kalac letting them take you alive.
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Goofed now I can find out what the fuck he was thinking documentary anyone
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I've been on this shithole website for a long time but I don't think I've ever seen a happening like this
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what is his motive?
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:)
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we did it
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DID THEY SAY THEY HAVE HIM IN CUSTODY? Oooooor don't have Kalac in custody wtf stupid phone
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I though this retard said he wsa going to do suicide by cop.
What a faggot
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>>577821740
Based HOTWHEELS and his extreme ways are back again!
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he woulda delivered if it werent for those meddling kids
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so he killed his gf? thats all?
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>>577822120
they got him!
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Foind in back yard eating pizzas now thanks anons couldn't have caught him without all these pizzas
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i heard kalac in custody at another location, confirm?
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>>577821173
Thread limit newfag
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what's the link for stream??
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You were supposed to an hero. OP did NOT deliver!
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hope klik kalac gets what's coming in prison
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HONESTLY DON'T CARE IF YOU BELIEVE ME

ILL BE DEAD SOON ANYWAY

FUCK 4CHAN AND FUCK AMBER
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he's NOT in custody you fucking Autist
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OP did not delivar
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At least give him a bite of the pizza!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>577822489
:)
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HE GOT SENTANCE WITH THE DEATH PENALTY!
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where are the original pictures? anyone have em?
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GET REKT YOU PUSSY FAGGOT, DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO OFF HIMSELF TO EVADE LIFE IMPRISONMENT. ENJOY NOT GETTING A DEATH PENALTY AND HAVING YOUR ANUS PLOWED BY NIGGERS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE YOUR STATE IS TOO PUSSY AND LIBERAL TO SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS FAGGOT BTFO
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what a pussy
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sister, patti.coppedge
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>>577822270
http://imcute.yt/b/thread/577569087
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welp im gonna go eat ice cream now, glad i could be here with yall
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No suicide by cop. Fuck this shit.
Waste of time.
I'm going to go take a shower
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YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I BELIEVED YOU WOULD FUCKING DELIVER YOU CUNT.
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they didn't find anyone in the house, thats why they sent the dog around, since someone was reported around the area, just in case. she said "so you don't have kalac in custody?"
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>custody
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>actually wanting jail over death
fucking retard
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GODFUCKINGDAMNIT

OP never fucking delivers. God Kalak is such a fag.
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they got him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBzPpVcKmYU

Here's some music while we listen in on the scene.
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>>577821531
Why is she so concave
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IT'S ALL OGRE
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Got him alive, huh? That's quality work!
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no an hero????
OP bad person
OP MASSIVE FAGGOT
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Whelp big surprise, OP didn't deliver. What a fag. I hope he gets raped in prison
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>>577822464
It's the kalacenning!
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>>577821616
They were surrounding a house on a rumor from neighbors. There's nobody there, so Kirak is still on the loose
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>>577822407
They are awaiting a call to confirm if he's in custody, but still searching the perimeter...

not sure on this one
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>>577822590
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You know these cops are going to blow this guy away; I want a cop to post pictures of the bullet riddled body soooo bad.
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What a pussy
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>>577821512
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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>>577821953
4th line fucked up. Fix it.
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faggot OP did not deliver
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>>577821953
fucking klacked.
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they say anything about the pizza?
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>>577821953
11/10
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Pack it up guys its over
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>>577822112
Am I fucked for just viewing the thread, but scrolling past the cp?
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>>577821953
%triforce
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SO MUCH FOR ANHERO BY COP
FIELD TRIP FOR /B/ LETS VISIT HIM IN PRISON
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>>577822560
u wot m8
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>>577822271
newfag
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>>577822560
can anyone pull the EXF data?
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HE'S IN CUSTODY OMG
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in custody
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>>577822592
honestly if they do have him in custody ill be a little disappointed.
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HAVE YOU PAID YOUR RESPECTS TO THE KALAC?
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kkk
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>>577821132
WE ALL NEED TO DO THIS GUYS
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Are we going to send this guy pizzas and dragon dildos while he's in prison?
>>
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>>577822708
he's in custody
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FUCK THEY GOT HIM
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>>577822729 Reported, Have fun in the pokey
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He is in custody
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confirmed.
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Bump roll on baby
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GG
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'confirmed he is in custody'
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CONFIRMED HE IS IN CUSTODY JUST SAID IT
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https://twitter.com/KGWNews
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Just heard "... In custody as well" - who is second in custody??
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CONFIRMED IN CUSTODY

CONFIRMED IN CUSTODY

OP DIDN'T DELIVER

OP IS A FAGGOT AS ALWAYS
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Next date is seeing him cry in court.
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>>577822618
>confirmed he is in custody
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>>577822779
they said something about a prank
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>>577822623
well, he'll get free food and shelter, so....
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THEY GOT HIM SHOW FUCKING OVER!!!!
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I heard it "i can confirm hes in custody"
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confirmed in custody justrice has been servered
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so is pizza being sent?

Also who is "In custody"?
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>>577822708
confirmed for in custody
>>
yes they got his ass
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custody? rip dave?
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Confirmed from another county, he's in custody. It's ogre.
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Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK.
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finally they got him
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>>577822824
just image search it you fucking idiot
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fuck he failed
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you cant behave the dave


but you can click-clack the Kalac.
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"Confirm, he is in custody." Bake him away, toys.
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toasting in a legendary, historical thread.

There will never be another /b/
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He wasn't at that house. He was in another location and the county cops got him. Yes, he's in custody.
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>>577822851
yes
>>
custardy
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OP is a fag no delivery. Kalac = fag
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so what do we do now?
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in custody...
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Well at least he decided to be a faggot before it got too late.
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>>577822836
she said it again, its confirmed guys, he fucked it all up
>>
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Hotwheels does it again
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>>577822813
>retard for not reporting it
ye could be fucked son
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They got him.
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KALAC IS OFFICIALLY IN CUSTODY STILL CLEARING THE HOUSE AS A PRECAUTION
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>>577822840
I won't, good riddance, hope he enjoys dying slow lmao.
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Laaaame. It would be awesome if he gunned his way out and got his face blasted in by SWAT.
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HE FAILED
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#BREAKING 4chan murder suspect in custody in Wilsonville, police confirm http://www.
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GG 4chan
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Fuck you edgy kids, I'm glad they got him.
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Custody is best. Now we can watch him in court.
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You were supposed to an hero! OPs never deliver! Oh well now 4chan gets to hep this guy get out of his sentence
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Son of a bitch, this was neither epic nor win. The 4chan strangler fails us as we have failed ourselves
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he posted the pics here on /b/?
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>>577820145
>a gold 2001 Ford Focus 4-door

he outran the cops in a fucking 13 year old ford focus

hes not the hero we need. hes the hero we deserve
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lets send him copy pasta for the rest of his life in prison.
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Toasting in an epic bread
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GG nigga
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>>577822315
Dave's not here,man
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It's all ogre now, op didn't deliver
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rip in pizza
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>im a freeman
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I wanted OP to deliver, but deep down i knew he'd choke
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confirMed in custody!
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OP IS THE BIGGEST FAGGOT AND DIDN'T DELIVER. HOPE HE GETS RAPED
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>>577822560
wow i dont believe you
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>>577822618
fact i also heard that
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>>577823054
make fun of OP for not delivering
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Is it ogre?
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>Kalac is kill

>No
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IT'S OVER

THEY GOT HIM

IT'S OVER
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THEN WHO WAS IN THE HOUSE?!
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>>577821136

Get In Here
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Wow this actually happened/top kek
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Legendary bread
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>>577820145
ITS NOT OGRE TIL I SAY ITS OGRE
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What kind of blaze of glory was that?
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Now we can all make thanksgiving cards to send him in jail!
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>>577822729
/b/ro delivers
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were were you when kalac was kalaptured?
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Postin cus is a big deal lmao
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>>577822560
bullshit ... ?
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>>577823054

As we always do when an OP doesn't deliver. Call him a bitch and get angry with disappointment.
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classic op
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>>577820145
Reddit here, just glad that he did the right thing and turned himself in!
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well that stream went from 7000 down to 5500 real quick
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>>577823262
WE WERE PROMISED BLOOD
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>>577823110
i was hoping hed get killed like he said he would. dis niggas a murderer and a coward
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>>577823157
very true
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Toasting in a legendary thread.

GG faggots.
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Fucker kills a women and takes away a kids mom but doesn't have the fucking balls to kill himself hahahahahaha

What a fucking worthless white trash looking waste of life.

I hope he gets gut fucked in prison before they sentence him to death
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Das it mane. He ded.
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OP is always a fag and never delivers.

Goodnight Anons
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