Last thread got pruned. Get in here and report you fuck heads!
OP from two threads ago reporting.
no one in yet...
I've been listening in for the past two hours but my bitch just called me and i lost concentration. Are they still outside or did they realize they went to the wrong place??
omg is it really you :3 im so honored faggot thank you for announcing
yfw the klic klac kalac will not deliver.
La wea fome weon culiao y la wea weon asjklasjkl
My phone sucks at managing bandwidth, so it keeps cutting in and out for me. Are they almost getting to the good part or should I just read about it tomorrow?
Have to shit........Fuck.
yeah, ill go and laugh at him and call him a pussy for not killing himself. Then rub a a cookies and cream bar and a snickers bar against eachother to induce his trauma from getting raped by niggers and watch him burst into tears
DETECTIVE BANANA HAS BEEN REQUESTED TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
STUPID FOOKIN COPPERS
I AM THE ALMIGHTY KLIC KLAC KALAC AND YOU WILL DIE BEFORE ME
Jesse Foster, the strangled
facebook com/jessi.foster.18 ? fref = ufi
>the klic klac right about now
classic maple syrup rambo situation guys. my prediction is hes going to be caught between midnight and three in the morning
>KLIC KLAC KALAC
I'm a cop clearing rooms and the first floor is cleared and second is too checking back yard now
not finding anyone in the house. house was surrounded because neighbors reported suspect matching descr on patio, but no contact was made with anyone in the house.
he might have left before the cops even got there.
Portland PoliceVerified account
Unconfirmed sighting of WA murder suspect David Kalac in SW PDX. Officers following up that information to ensure community safety.
Someone call uber. Dave needs a ride.
Oooo, I'm excited.
requested in last thread
metro fag reporting in
Who is that guy? He looks like he's made of CHEESE
Come on, get to the fucking shootout.
Is this a big bag problem or a little bag problem?
Now this is a story all about how,
Amber flipped and turned upside down,
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the famous 4 chan strangler.
Innnnn West Port Orchard born and raised,
On 4 chan is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out, maxin', relaxin all cool. All waiting for Amber's son to get out of school,
When a couple of pics that were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood,
I strangled one little slut and 4chan got scared, I said " Just check the fucking news " about this murder I just shared.
I whistled to her car, a ford focus that was near,
The license plate said "YLYL" and my BB gun was in the rear,
If anything I could suicide by cops when they got there,
But i thought NAH forget it. They'll give me the chair!
that sounds consistent with the scanner. they were clearing the house and then nothing but codes since then. which generally means they're setting up new plans to continue search
Last thread was kill cause of cp...
100 Truths of David Kalac
November 23, 2010 at 8:37pm
Let me know 100 things about you!
1. Last Beverage: Water
2. Last text message: :-">
3. Last phone call: Dude from Craigslist
4. Last song you listened to: The Walkin' Blues by Son House
5. Last time you cried: Can't remember, was probably in a dream.
6. Have you ever dated someone twice: Yes, more than a few someones.
7. Have you ever been cheated on: Yes
8. Have you ever kissed & regretted: I have
9. Have you ever lost someone special: Yes I have
10. Have you ever been depressed: I've been known to get depressed. It sucks, but I've been working on limiting how long I stay that way.
11. Have you ever been drunk and threw up: More times than I care to think about
12: Fave color: Red
13: 2nd fave color: Blue
14: 3rd fave color: Silver
15. Have you made a new friend this year:Yes, I made a few.
16. Have you this year fallen out of love: If the Love was real in the first place, you cannot fall out of it. You may change the circumstances surrounding the relationship, but Love doesn't go away.
17. Laughed until you cried: Not as often as I should.
18. Met someone who changed you: Yes, I've met many people that changed parts of me. Some for the good, others not so much.
19. Found out who your true friends were: I've always known, I just chose to ignore it during certain points in my life.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: I always know more than you think I do
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Lol, yeah.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: I know them all except 3.
23. How many kids do you want: Don't know yet, at least 2 I think.
KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!KALAK IN CUSTODY!!!!!!
Ok niggers is this for real or what?
Good to have you back sir, been here since you're first campaign.
Reporting for duty
did i hear the calak dude is in [email protected]
I feel your pain
I've been on this shithole website for a long time but I don't think I've ever seen a happening like this
I though this retard said he wsa going to do suicide by cop.
What a faggot
they got him!
Foind in back yard eating pizzas now thanks anons couldn't have caught him without all these pizzas
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You were supposed to an hero. OP did NOT deliver!
HONESTLY DON'T CARE IF YOU BELIEVE ME
ILL BE DEAD SOON ANYWAY
FUCK 4CHAN AND FUCK AMBER
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GET REKT YOU PUSSY FAGGOT, DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO OFF HIMSELF TO EVADE LIFE IMPRISONMENT. ENJOY NOT GETTING A DEATH PENALTY AND HAVING YOUR ANUS PLOWED BY NIGGERS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE YOUR STATE IS TOO PUSSY AND LIBERAL TO SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS FAGGOT BTFO
they didn't find anyone in the house, thats why they sent the dog around, since someone was reported around the area, just in case. she said "so you don't have kalac in custody?"
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Pack it up guys its over
HAVE YOU PAID YOUR RESPECTS TO THE KALAC?
confirmed for in custody
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK.
toasting in a legendary, historical thread.
There will never be another /b/
Hotwheels does it again
Laaaame. It would be awesome if he gunned his way out and got his face blasted in by SWAT.
You were supposed to an hero! OPs never deliver! Oh well now 4chan gets to hep this guy get out of his sentence
>a gold 2001 Ford Focus 4-door
he outran the cops in a fucking 13 year old ford focus
hes not the hero we need. hes the hero we deserve
>im a freeman
wow i dont believe you
>Kalac is kill
THEY GOT HIM
WE WERE PROMISED BLOOD
Toasting in a legendary thread.
Fucker kills a women and takes away a kids mom but doesn't have the fucking balls to kill himself hahahahahaha
What a fucking worthless white trash looking waste of life.
I hope he gets gut fucked in prison before they sentence him to death
this is my favorite r34 by far