If you want anything from her, you'll have to work for it.
What is this?
You fucking miserable oaf.
Do you think you're clever or some shit?
Do you think you're funny?
Do you want a goddamn pat on the back?
I can't believe this shit.
The sheer amount of retardation in one post is just astounding.
I can't believe you're such a goddamn idiot.
Have an original thought for once in your life instead of doing stupid ass shit like this again and again.
I will not abide this faggotry any longer.
Jesus fucking Christ
just kidding, ya idk what that was, want to come over for some snacks i have fruit roll-ups and then we can cuddle ,and i can eventually eat you out
delivery was on time.
nice one, /b/ro.
Just fucking send this
I will find you and sit over your mouth as your nose penetrates my puckered sphincter, tickling and gyrating against my prostate, then I feel it rising, you begin to wretch as my bowels begin to empty, filling your large nostrils with lumps of half digested sweetcorn and peppers. The gooey liquid makes you gag, thereafter my erect penis begins to throb, the glistening precum being replaced by an eruption of bollock yogurt, landing on your hairy pussy and flat chest. At this moment both the sh*t flow and semen spurts subside, as I rise, watching you rolling about in shock, mixing your saliva with my putrid droppings and semen, your body becoming one large van gogh creation of the most grotesque kind.
MEGAN!!!!! FUCKING TAKE MAH VOMIT!!!!!!!
Listen, I'm a little tipsy right now, but I just want you to know,
I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopoooooooooooove you girl PS I want some sucky sucky
OP deliver nudes, and if I were you I'd say jk so she can send you dudes again and again
Listen Megan, I'm a nervous wreck truthfally. I've been diagnosed with prostate cancer and it's due to the internal damage it's been receiving. I've...been going out to this underground sex club for men....I was introduced to it by a friend of a friend and I just lost myself in there. I've even started to smoke 2 packs of cigarettes daily. I'm lost and I need help.
Okay Megan, listen here, honey. I've been trying to catch your attention for a while and you dont even care about me, nor seem to do at least. All I want you to do is to keep sending me pics. Like right now.
god damn i got jokes, but seriously gimme that butt i need that butt.... i got pics of that turd cutter on my wall that i take when your not looking.. am i weird?
I'm messing this up really bad, it's hard to recover. I'm kinda just a wreck cuz those pictures turned me on. I'm really horny right now and want to masturbate, but the only thing I want to masturbate to is a picture of you uncensored...
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Hey babe, lets cut the funny business. You want me and I want you. Just give me your address so i can come over and fuck you back to the bronze age.