You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: hi Stranger: yo You: what are you up to Stranger: nothing much Stranger: just listening to my favorite music artist You: I bet it's like usher or something you fucking pussy Stranger: nah Stranger: his songs r gay You: then who Stranger: DAN You: God dammit. I was waiting for the opportunity Stranger: xD Stranger: my /b/ro You: words You: escape me right now You: I cannot express how proud I am of you /b/rother Stranger: lol u post this man You: Thank you for the honor, sir You: I think the thread 404'd Stranger: there a new one You: gotcha You: I love you You: make peace with your god before I slaughter you for stealing my idea
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hi Stranger: hey, how would you feel about being a pillow princess? You: what's that Stranger: lol when theres no sex or BJs, the guy just eats the girl out and that's t Stranger: well and fingering to You: I want that You: I would love that You: I get tired of fucking and sucking You: will you fuck me? Stranger: haha im a guy, its my favorite tbh Stranger: lol no id eat you out :p You: Good. You: that's the right answer You: where do you live You: I want to feel your tongue Stranger: lol my last gf was lke that, we dated for 2 years and we ddnt have sex once Stranger: and she never gave me a bj' Stranger: but ate her out like constantly lol You: that sounds perfect. I'd never do any work, just have orgasms all the time You: where do you live? can I fly you to texas? You: I'm really rich, my parents just throw money at me Stranger: in london You: That's not a big deal Stranger: haha but sure You: My name's dan, btw Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: yo Stranger: I have a septic problem You: what is it Stranger: I got drunk two nights ago and shoved my sister's dead hamster down the sink You: top kek Stranger: Do you have a phone? You: yea Stranger: Ok good, I need the number so I can give it to my good friend dan. You: YES You: i was about to do my thing too xD Stranger: I knew I was about to run into one eventually You: lol theres a lot here /b/ro Stranger: I should call pizza hut and ask if its the krusty krab Stranger: I still have the number indexed You: no this is dan Stranger: god damnit Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: hi Stranger: Hello You: how are you? Stranger: I am fine how about yourself You: I'm Dandy Stranger: Who's dandy? You: that's how I'm doing You: I'm dandy Stranger: I'm just messin I know You: ... Stranger: Sorry that was awkward You: My name is Dan Stranger: My name is Sara You: didn't we just talk recently You: didn't I tell you you were a whore You: didn't I ask you about your daddy fucking you Stranger: -_- Stranger: Go fuk a cactus
You: dan Stranger: hii Stranger: alex You: what you up to? Stranger: trying to avoid homework for as long as possible haha Stranger: and blogging ofc Stranger: what about you? You: haha whats your URL? You: im just on a forum x3 haha Stranger: wait, what's yours? Stranger: mine i s Stranger: is* Stranger: thisis-abunchofbullshit.tumblr.com You: mine is You: Dan-is-the-man.tumblr.com Stranger: haha Stranger: that's such a cute url You: he's my everything You: dan is my love Stranger: AWH You: dan is my life Stranger: awh
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hello You: yo You: sup my nig Stranger: im a girl and im not even black You: oh no Stranger: im white as hecking You: please don't call the cops You: i'm covering my face You: please im not committing rape Stranger: hey dont get all sarcastic You: PLEASE You: I CAN'T GO BACK Stranger: oh You: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO NIGGERS You: FUCK Stranger: oh my gid Stranger: god You: THEY INJECT EBOLA You: INTO US You: IT'S A CONSPRIACY Stranger: ok thats not even funny You: THE WANT TO GET RID OF ALL THE NIGGERS You: JUST LIKE HITLER Stranger: oh You: please You: im sorry Stranger: what You: Don't call the cops. You: Please. You: I love tumblr Stranger: ok u can fucking stop now You: no You: ok ok Stranger: thank u You: I'll spread the good word Stranger: oh Stranger: what You: Have you made Dan your lord and savior? You: Dan. You: Oh Dan. Stranger: i fucking hate you good bye You: Mighty, and Fine. You: DANDY You: FEELING SO DANDY Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. Stranger: hey You: hi sorry You: I was pissing You: on my wife's corpse Stranger: what the actual fuck is wrong with you Stranger: the fuck Stranger: never say that shit ever again Stranger: thats fucked up bro
Stranger: hello You: sup You: I'm Danielle Stranger: i am rakesh You: Why aren't you Dan You: thats rude. Stranger: oh no..... i am rude You: yep Stranger: oppsss Stranger: sorry Stranger: do you wanna fun with me??????? You: nah You: If you would be Dan, yes Stranger: yes i am dan You: too late You: You broke my heart. You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: DAN You: DAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU You: MOM SAID IT'S LATE AND WE NEED TO GO HOME Stranger: I'M NOT GOING HOME You: BUT DAN You: WHY NOT?! You: MOM'S WORRIED Stranger: I'M AFRAID OF MOM You: SHE'S GOING TO BEAT YOU IF YOU STAY OUT HERE ANY LONGER You: ALONG WITH ME You: PLEASE DAN LET'S JUST GO Stranger: SHE DOESN'T KNOW I'M GAY AND SHE WILL KILL ME OF SHE FINDS OUT. I'M NOT GOING BACK Stranger: I'M A FREE BIRD NOW You: WHAT?! You: YOU'RE GAY? Stranger: GAY AND AFRAID You: WHAT ABOUT LASHASHONDRA-NIQUA?! You: SHE THINKS YOU'RE THE MOST PIMPIN THUG ON THE BLOCK Stranger: SHE HAD A PENIS IT WAS ALL A LIE You: YOU WERE GETTING THE BBC THE WHOLE TIME?! Stranger: Y ES You: THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH You: I.. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY... You: OUR RELIGION DOESNT ALLOW THIS DAN! Stranger: ACCEPT MY GAYNESS, SISTER. GOD LOVES ALL OK GAY ISN'T A SIN PEOPLE ARE JUST STUPID AND THINK IT IS You: NO DAN You: I CANT You: THEY'RE GOING TO LYNCH YOU IF THEY HEAR ABOUT THIS! You: OH GOD... NOW THAT I KNOW.... THEYLL LYNCH ME TOO... Stranger: WHY DO YOU THINK IM RUNNING AWAY!? COME WITH ME, WHERE ITS SAFE You: I..... I DON'T KNOW... I DON'T FEEL READY FOR SOMETHING SO SUDDEN You: I LIKED OUR WAY OF LIFE BACK HOME You: PLAYING IN THE AFTERNOON AFTER WE DID OUR MORNING CHORES ON THE FIELDS You: IT WAS SO NICE Stranger: IT'S NOW OR NEVER. DO YOU WANT TO BE TRAPPED THERE FOREVER? NEVER FINDING OUT WHAT LIES BEYOND THE FARM? LIVE A LITTLE! You: I.... I'M SORRY You: I COULDN'T LIVE LIKE THIS. LIVING WITH A BROTHER WHO LIKES THE GAY MAN Stranger: NO, I'M THE SORRY ONE SISTER. I'M SORRY YOU WILL NEVER LEARN TO FIND WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. I'M LEAVING NOW. FOREVER. GOODBYE, SIS. You: GOOD....GOODBYE, ONII-CHAN You: I ALWAYS HAVE FOND MEMORIES OF YOU You: THEY'LL BE LOOKING FOR YOU NOW. You: PLEASE... BE SAFE Stranger: I'LL BE WITH THE ONE I LOVE. GOODBYE. DON'T TRY TO FIND ME You: GOODBYE /B/ROTHER You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hi Stranger: hi :) You: what's ur name? Stranger: call me sunshine You: I'm Dan You: nice to meet u sunshine! Stranger: the pleasure is all mine dan Stranger: how are you today You: i'm alright You: my dad passed away recently Stranger: oh dear, I'm sorry to hear that You: but other than that, it's been a while, so I'm doing just fine and Dandy You: wbu? Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Hi Stranger: hi You: What's up? Stranger: nm u You: Just watching a movie on T.V Stranger: what movie You: The dark Dan rises.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hey You: sup You: asl? Stranger: tummblr and music Stranger: idk f canada You: 18 D us Stranger: ohh okay You: lol You: u wanna know what the D stands for? Stranger: i don't know if i do Stranger: tell me if you wanna You: DAN Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooo Stranger: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit You: lol xD Stranger: why are you doing this man! Stranger: please tell me it'll make my life You: the higher ups are commanding us will coun.
>>574867491 Stranger: they sure are Stranger: they're being dicks while they're at it You: if u tell me ur email and phone number, I will tell them to stop You: THEY WILL LISTEN Stranger: email: [email protected] and my phone number is: 1-800-fuck-off-DAN ! You: lol Stranger: thanks for the pleasure for talking to a wonderfully annoying lovely dan thanks! Stranger: i promise i'll try not to cry because of this You: lol xD Stranger: hows this going for you dan? Stranger: :/ You: its alright u? Stranger: uhhhh it could do better You: how many dans did u run into? Stranger: 5000billion You: hahahahahahaha xD Stranger: (like 3) Stranger: really though why did you choicce dan? You: idk honestly Stranger: it's great though You: but ima stop now cause its kind of rediculous Stranger: i know it is. Stranger: but kinda great too You: i guess Stranger: made me laugh You: the community is active at least You: lol at least u also got a laugh out of this Stranger: very Stranger: aha i did thanks :D Stranger: ok dan (even though that's not your name) that was odd You: lol You: whats ur name Stranger: baljot (girrl btw) Stranger: yours? (please don't say dan) You: james Stranger: aha heey james. Stranger: if thats really your name Stranger: we'll never know will coun again
>>574867701 You: hey >:( You: it is Stranger: awwh okay Stranger: fine i'll agree You: ty Stranger: no problem Stranger: so really why'd you choice 'tumblr'? You: idk honestly You: or do i Stranger: ahah ohh okkay! You: if u give me ur number and email i will tell u the top secret info >:) Stranger: nooo why'd don't you give me your tumblr then i'll tell you mine You: u first Stranger: im not the one with the name dan Stranger: (james maybe) You: hows this Stranger: fine i'll give you it You: the person with the first letter of the name thats closest to a will say theirs first You: my name is james You: urs is baljot You: >:) Stranger: waiiit no waiiit! Stranger: fuck Stranger: no! You: lol You: just say it xD Stranger: name a band you like and if i can name of one of their songs then i'll have to tell you mine You: avenged sevenfold You: nah Stranger: fuck Stranger: okkay You: u'll just be like "well crap i guess i dont know any songs" lol Stranger: no i won't! Stranger: go please Stranger: ask me You: avenged sevenfold You: like i said lol Stranger: and no googling. fine mine is refused (a band). Stranger: iddk im fucked. Stranger: you hav to tell me a name and if you don't know then fuccck You: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Stranger: ahah You: ima just come up with some bs name lol You: pump the brakes? Stranger: haha that's cute You: meh will coun one more time
>>574868018 Stranger: thanks Stranger: now i have to tell you Stranger: should i be afraid? You: nah its alright Stranger: http://streetlightsandthemoonlight.tumblr.com/ Stranger: happy? james. You: yea Stranger: should be. You: u wanna know mine? Stranger: not really You: nah You: i will tell u Stranger: probably tell me a bs one Stranger: seriously though You: yea i will calm down Stranger: uhh huh You: DANnyPhantom.tumblr.com Stranger: really though? You: im not bsing u lol Stranger: or are you?! You: nah Stranger: you just made everything so much more complicated Stranger: with the whole dan thing You: well gtg Stranger: no you wont but byee Stranger has disconnected.
Well /b/ I was obviously BSing her, but if u want to ATTACK HER TUMBLR!!
You both like tumblr. You: hey Stranger: HDY Stranger: hey You: HDY lol You: tahts funny Stranger: why Stranger: i had a typo You: because Stranger: in all caps You: um You: its funny Stranger: well then Stranger: thanks You: np Stranger: asl You: 6/d/florida Stranger: d? You: Dan Stranger: dude? Stranger: so oyu're a guy? You: im dan Stranger: are you a male or female Stranger: iso f You: dan Stranger: okay so you're a guy Stranger: or are you like danielle Stranger: im a dude Stranger: lookin for a girl You: cool You: im dan Stranger: ok Stranger: that works Stranger: what are you wearing dan You: lol im 6 you sick fuck You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: heey Stranger: hellooo You: hey have you seen geg? Stranger: what You: got Stranger: is that You: game of thrones You: fucking idiot You: dan is life Stranger: oh Stranger: no Stranger: sorry Stranger: are you dan Stranger: again You: you cant just like BE dan bro You: dan is a state of mind Stranger: oh Stranger: well Stranger: that explains alot You: an exceptional state of mind You: a state of ultimate peace and tranquility Stranger: okay Stranger: good to know You: you too will come to know the infinite grace of dan You: where are you from? Stranger: okay Stranger: im from the us of a Stranger: idk bro Stranger: i havent seen them You: no shit genius what state Stranger: well excuse me You: best country on earth imo You: except the niggers but we're working on that
Stranger: umm yeah not true Stranger: yes its definitely not the best Stranger: but whatever Stranger: what state are you from? You: dude usa rules You: ca You: that's why. because it's a superior form of statehood You: ca master race Stranger: okay dude Stranger: ca like california Stranger: im from nh like new hampshire You: no like canada. Stranger: oh You: for rlz Stranger: im canadian Stranger: its a fun place Stranger: what part? You: wow. your parents should've smothered you at birth you poor bastard Stranger: what is going on right now You: just chillin. enjoying some excellent so cal weather You: you? Stranger: wait no i meant about my parents Stranger: are you or are you not from canada Stranger: im confused Stranger: who is smothering me
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: Hi Stranger: Hey You: Are you one of those /b/ros I keep hearing about? Stranger: I'm not sure what that is You: Some jerkbutts from 4chan are in the tag. You: I hear they're really being mean. Stranger: In the omegle one, or tumblr one? You: Omegle one. You: Maybe if we chat, we dan just have a good time. You: Can* You: My bad Stranger: Oh, no, I didn't run into any. I just came on now. when did they start? You: A few hours ago. Last time they raided, my friend Dan had to lock himself in his room for a few days. You: He just couldn't handle it. You: They're just such meanies! Stranger: God dammit; I keep running into trolls. In all seriouness I'm not even a part of the raid; I just came on here to try and troll on my own accord Stranger: I didn't even know they were trolling Stranger: /b/, I mean You: Nice, man. You: Maybe try to join the Happdaning You: See how creative you can get. Stranger: In all seriousness, I don't know what that is. Could you inform me? You: You go into a chat, and introduce yourself as Dan You: Or do something Dan related You: I personally like to sneak in as many "typos" as I dan You: I mean can You: Sorry Stranger: Oh christ; I ran into one saying their favorite band was Danzig. You: My favorite song is Dan Sing in the Street Stranger: That's hilarious now. Stranger: Do they stick to a tag? You: Just the Tumblr tag You: It's a raid, after all. You: Though, I'm not sure how many tumblr users you'll still find here. You: I can link the thread, if you want. Stranger: Please do You: >>574853293 You: Mkay, I'll see you around. Stranger: See you m8 You: May Dan watch over your Soul. You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: Hi. You: hai :3 Stranger: Question: (Please don't be offended) You: ooook? Stranger: Why do you use tumblr when it's so slow and clunky? The site has like 4 different menus Stranger: settings menus* You: wellll...because Dan would be disapointed in me if i didnt :\ Stranger: I don't get the reference... Stranger: :/ You: oopsies, oh well! :) Stranger: Sorry. Stranger: Ahaha You: aw its fine, just spread your asscheeks for Dan and all will be well. Faggot You have disconnected.
heres another You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hai Stranger: Post it Stranger: F Stranger: A Stranger: G You: G You: O You: T You: ayyyyyyy You have disconnected.
You: Hey You: Can I ask for some advice Stranger: Wassup my nigga Stranger: Sure Stranger: What's up? You: I've been having a hard night Stranger: With all the dans and what not? You: /b/rother Stranger: yeah You: Praise be to Dan on high Stranger: Post it faggot Stranger: Praise him
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. hi hi I have a confession so do i you go first or not I have to confess I don't really like tumblr, I'm just a beta neckbeard autistic fuck that does nothing but go on /b/ every day. I CANT TRIFORCE BECAUSE MOBILE ∆ ∆∆ ;-; newfag betafag niggerfag fagfag fagfagfag "so, literally genetics"fag kek rool 15163000 weaboo nigger I'm out Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: sup You: whats ur name Stranger: ollie Stranger: what's yours You: thats cool You: wait b4 i tell u You: what happens when you put a dog and a can together? Stranger: dog can? You: DAN Stranger: oh Stranger: OH Stranger: OH MY GOD I HATE YOU You: >:) You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. Stranger: M You: Hi Stranger: 18 You: F, 17 Stranger: Bored You: Same Stranger: Hey wanna do me a favor You: Sure Stranger: Do u think u can talk dirty to me lol. You: I'm up for danything Stranger: BEFORE U DC You: Sorry, anything* You: Stupid keyboard sticks sometimes. Stranger: The last couple girls i met just let me talk em up and left Stranger: Unfulfilled promises Stranger: If u could bless me Stranger: That would rock Stranger: And if ur up for anything Stranger: Heck i'll do anything for u too You: Alright, dan. You: Den* You: Let's get this started, shall we? You: Oh, what's your name by the way? Stranger: Do u have kik Stranger: Waiitt yo is this dan You: No, I only do Omegle. You: Oh, srsly? You: I'm Daniella, but I go by Dan! You: How weird is that? Stranger: ........ Stranger: IM CONFUSED Stranger: IS THIS ACTUALLY DAN Stranger: or is this a coincidence You: Yeah! Like I said You: I go by Dan (1/3)
Stranger: But ur names danielle You: I know it's supposed to be a guy's name, but I don't care. You: I like it better than Danielle. Stranger: No not that. Theres some dude here Stranger: He just says hes dan Stranger: And leaves You: Well, he doesn't sound all that nice. Stranger: And hes changing it up saying like im from dansville and shit Stranger: So when i here dan You: Pretty danm bad troll if you ask me. You: damn* Stranger: I think its that crew Stranger: ........ You: I'm not like that. Stranger: R U DOUNG THAT BY ACCIDENT You: I'm just a bit of a tomboy, is all. Stranger: U SAID DANN Stranger: Danm* You: Hey, my finger slipped, alright? Stranger: Skxkkdkekdjendk im so confusedddddd You: You're starting to really creep me out, man. (2/3)
Stranger: Okay sure if you could start tho Stranger: Nah nah sorry Stranger: Trust me theyre just getting into my head Stranger: Start Stranger: Talk me up gurl You: Alright... You: Um, I'm not really sure how to do this... Stranger: Use ur imagination Stranger: Say i came home from work Stranger: How would i find u at home You: I'd be in the living room, dancing. You: I'm a big dancer. Stranger: And then You: I'd dance on over to you, laughing. You: I'd be singing along with David Bowie's "Dancing in the Street" You: And then I'd grab you by the tie and pull you in, shutting the door behind you and pushing you up against it. You: Then I'd lean in close to you and whisper in your ear... You: "You just got Dan'd, bitch." Stranger: And id ejaculate Stranger: Instantly Stranger: Edanculate actually Stranger: Goodjob Stranger: Gn You: Get your dandruffy ass away from me, fag. You have disconnected. (3/3)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Hey You: I need some help Stranger: hey Stranger: okay You: I've been having a really shitty few weeks Stranger: uhhuh You: My ex just killed himself after we broke up and I need some people to support me You: will you follow my blog? Stranger: omg thats horrible Stranger: yeah sure Stranger: but are you okay? You: It's a back up for my depressive side Stranger: why'd you guys break u[p? You: its danonhigh.tumblr.com Stranger: send me your url Stranger: oh okay You: And we broke up because he was a massive faggot Stranger: and whyd he suicide? You: Because he couldn't triforce Stranger: triforce? You: He was a beta newfag who couldn't triforce Stranger: im sorry i dont know what that means Stranger: hey i couldnt find your blog You: It's okay. Dan is always watching us from on high You: Praise Stranger: wait You: Dan You: Praise him You: PRAISE HIM Stranger: you follow me and ill follow back kay? Stranger: what? You: PRAISE BE TO DAN, MAY YOUR ANUS BE READY WHEN HE COMES FOR YOU You: PRAISE DAN Stranger: wth? You: PRAISE TO DAN ON HIGH Stranger: who dan? Stranger: hello? You: DAN DAN DAN PRAISE BE TO DAN Stranger has disconnected.
Omegle app for iPhone and iPad Sprache auswählen ▼ 23,000+ online now You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. Stranger: hi You: hi You: whare are you Stranger: alex Stranger: trying to find someone to talk to You: do it You: talk Stranger: its difficult to Stranger: with so many dans You: it can be Stranger: whats your name You: dan Stranger: yeah You: jkin You: whats up mate Stranger: whats your name You: alex You: and yours Stranger: let me see your url then You: what do you mean Stranger: lol fail troll Stranger: tumblr url Stranger: idiot You: aha You: mom Stranger: suck the d You: the dan? Stranger: dick Stranger: cock Stranger: mine Stranger: suck You: oh, dan. is it you? Stranger: no Stranger: you're the dan You: im the man Stranger: i dont like men You: let me see your url Stranger: ok
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hey, how would you feel about being a pillow princess? You: hai You: i dunno You: whats a pillow princess You: ? Stranger: lol its when theres no sex or bjs, all that happens is the guy eats the girl out and fingers her You: ooohhh...that makes me think of all sorts of thi9ngs ;) Stranger: haha im a guy, its my favorite You: let me just stroke my cock while i think about you fingering my anus Stranger has disconnected.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Why are niggers so stupid? Stranger 1: Yeah. They are. Stranger 2: lower average cranial volume Stranger 2 has disconnected
'm not sure if this was a /b/rother or not You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: sup Stranger: yo You: how's it goin tonight? Stranger: great you? You: I'm just dandy You: kind of bored though Stranger: yeah same i have gotten to the point where i am pretending to study You: what are you pretending to study? Stranger: maths- geometric reasoning :( You: oh that sounds boring You: I prefer to study topics of a much great intrest You: greater* Stranger: yeah its a bitch, what your name You: Dan You: you? Stranger: Dan You: ayyy lmao Stranger: lmfao You: I have found you /b/rother Stranger: we understand each other brotha 1/2
>>574873221 2/2 You: we should elope to dan falls Stranger: and the dan tower You: we could make love in front of a roaring dan Stranger: we could have our first date at the leaning tower of dan You: and then we could get married at the basilica of St. dan Stranger: oh this all sounds great but i dont even know if we live in the same country You: what country do you live in/ Stranger: new zealand of the dan You: oh my You: I live in the united states of dan Stranger: oh what state of dan You: maine or as it's better known woodsy dan Stranger: oh sweet any domes come down recently? Stranger: please understand my reference You: I'm sorry my lovely dan but it's late and im drawing a blank. I must pray to dan our lord and savior for guidance on this matter Stranger: god damn it dan i thought we understood each other You: i'm sorry dan :( You: it appears we're too different after all Stranger: okay should we get serious, i kinda wanna know your real name You: you first Stranger: ben You: mfw my real name is actually dan Stranger: haha that actually fits fucking perfectly Stranger: unless you are bullshitting Stranger: and what is mfw You: it appears we actually do not understand each other at all Stranger: hold on my friend Stranger: hahaaha oh i get it now dan You: i'm glad Stranger: me too You: so about eloping You: i'm afraid our love cannot be Stranger: that aint happenin You: I know You: because your name isn't dan faggot You have disconnected.
Stranger: yheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey You: sup dude Stranger: just chillin Stranger: jammin Stranger: wbu? You: thinking about my boyfriend Stranger: oh yeah? Stranger: that's sweet what is he like You: he was pretty nice, he moved away though Stranger: how far? You: out of state Stranger: Like way out of state or a few hours away? You: way out You: i tried helping him move out You: well i did actually' Stranger: well how old are you? You: 19 Stranger: then buy a plane ticket and chase his fine ass down You: lol i remember him saying bye to me. Stranger: aw.. You: the last words i heard was him greeting one of the movers before leaving Stranger: what did he say? You: "Hey It's Dan" Stranger: You're a b/ro You: ha Stranger: I knew it Stranger: haha You: I had a feeling you knew Stranger: try that story again, that's good
meh - You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: M You: D Stranger: ? You: ?? You: oh sorry You: keyboard sucks lol You: meant to say f Stranger: Cool cool Stranger: Age You: 19 Stranger: Horny? You: sure Stranger: Skype? You: sure You: but first You: what's your religion? Stranger: Well Stranger: I'm a Christian You: how come you havent accepted dan into your heart? Stranger: Dan? You: yes, dan Stranger: Um Stranger: Where are you from that's my preachers name You: dan is our real savior Stranger: Ohh Stranger: Well are we skyping or are you just messing with me haha Stranger: I'm chill either way You: sure but whats your favorite letter? Stranger: Okayy lol you're just trolling You: nonoo Stranger: Prove it the. Stranger: Then You: really, whats your favorite letter Stranger: Q You: mines b Stranger: It's an o with a sassy leg. Stranger: So your Skype? Stranger: Well You: sure its danb.7ard Stranger: Sounds like a guy. You: its just an inside joke :P Stranger: Ah You: yeah :) Stranger: It can't find you You: because im an anon, faggot You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hello Stranger: hey Stranger: how are you daning Stranger: typo Stranger: how are you doing You: fine thanks You: hbu Stranger: doing dandy You: lol no ones being subtle anymore You: the funs gone Stranger: yeah Stranger: sorta over it too You: lol Stranger: later bro You: oh well You: later Stranger has disconnected.
You: cant sleep Stranger: hey Stranger: sorry You: hi You: been thinking about stuff Stranger: same You: like what? Stranger: idk Stranger: how we're all deathly identical You: idano either You: what im pretty unique You: so are you prolly Stranger: but we all do the same stuff mainly You: well what are your top 3 interests? Stranger: i like animals i think Stranger: idk You: ew gross well i definitely dont like animals Stranger: ha You: i mean i like dressing up like animals sometimes You: god? Stranger: farm animals and fish and stuff are gross probably Stranger: i like my friends pets mainly You: o i like my friends pets too? You: do you want to havfe sex with them? Stranger: no Stranger: i didnt mean it in that wau You: may the light of dan be upon you then. you are purged of all your sins. Stranger: ok You: so.... you like niggers? Stranger: i like everyone the same mostly You: oh you must be a faggot then You: ive seen your work OP. not bad You: dot jay peg Stranger: can girls be faggots You: have you let dan into your heart yet? Stranger: what are you talking about You: dan is the way, the light, and the truth You: im talking about our savior Stranger: ohh you're the person who said dan earlier You: if you open your heart to him, he will open his rectum to you, and hold you in his loving embrace for all eternity. Praise Dan Stranger: do you mean dan howell or some other godly form You: dan has no earthly name. he is before, and after. and all that is between Stranger: ok You: say it Stranger: dan has no earthly name ,dan is love dan is life You: wow. I think I just won. Stranger: cool
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. Stranger: Hey You: hey? Stranger: How's it goin You: just dandy! how about you? Stranger: Fuck off neckbeard. Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: hey You: dont tell me youre one of the dan fuckers Stranger: Hi Stranger: I'm not You: phew You: really getting sick of them Stranger: Me toooo You: what you up to Stranger: Just laying in bed You: where u from Stranger: Usa You: danada here You: oops typo You: Canada* Stranger: Hah me and my blonde self, I was about to be like 'where tf is danada..?' Stranger: But Canada's cool You: haha yeah You: you into movies ? Stranger: Yeaa You: what actors you like ? Stranger: Jonah Hill Stranger: Emma Stone Stranger: Emma Watson You: emma watson :D You: i like them You: and some others You: especially Daniel Radcliff Stranger: That's the Harry Potter dude right? You: yeah You: he's dantastic
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Hey Stranger: hi I -.- You: You seem upset You: Everything okay? Stranger: omegle is bumming me out You: Por qué? You: Sorry, "why?" Stranger: because I swear every other convo is asking my gender first or an ad for some sex Snapchat or kik Stranger: kinda annoying You: Really? Stranger: and I know Spanish lol si You: I keep having a problem with people coming in under the name "Dan" You: And trolling. Stranger: that's actually been happening to me... You: It sucks, because my name is Daniella and I go by Dan. You: Like, legit. Stranger: I go byne You: What? Stranger: I go by Ned* Stranger: lol sorry Stranger: my initia You: Oh, cool. What's your full name? Stranger: don't like to give it out, something happened with my identity recently and I'm being super careful now Stranger: sorry =\ You: I meant your full first name You: Sorry about that Stranger: its fine, nelson You: Oh, cool! One of my friends is named Nelson. Stranger: I hear that its a very common name, but I really don't know many poeple with it You: I don't know any other girls named Dan, but I suppose that's not that weird of a thing to say. :P Stranger: well I'll be on the look out for that lol where are you from? I'm in the south Florida area You: May I know your url? Stranger: andwerealljustentertainers You: Cool. You: I'm thedanishgirl.tumblr.com Stranger: yours? Stranger: are you danish? o.o You: My parents are. I was born in Canada. You: But I'm fluent Stranger: :0 Canada's cool.... Stranger: I've always wanted to visit :( You: Now that all of this "Dan" business is happening, it really accentuates just how much my life is filled with dans. My name is Daniella, but I go by Dan; my parents are both Danish; I'm into dancing You: It's really starting to get on my nerves. Stranger: you're fluent in English danish and Spanish? You: Not fluent in Spanish You: But I know some phrases(1/3 or 4)
You: I live in Texas now. Stranger: oooh, and that's quite a few dans Stranger: my best friend lived in texas You: Lived? Stranger: well yeah, she went to high school there for her final two years and then went back home You: Oh? Where did she go to High School, if I can ask? Stranger: I honestly dont remember the name lol Stranger: all I know is that she did color guard therw You: Okay, well, let me know if it comes back to you. Dan I ask, how old are you? You: Can* You: Finger slipped You: Dammit. Stranger: I recently turned 20 lol, hbu? You: 17 here, actually. Stranger: Dan's are going every where You: Danny dan dan, herpdy derp Stranger: oh so you're still in high school! You: Yeah You: That's why I was askng You: Asking* Stranger: are you a senior? You: Yeah You: Best year so far, actually. Stranger: senior was awesome, hope you're not overstressing yourself though You: I can really focus on my dancing now. Stranger: to many people do that and miss out You: But I'm still surrounded by all these pedants. Stranger: I focused on music my senior year Stranger: I'm a music major You: Ah, cool. Stranger: pedants? You: I'm looking into psychology or literature. (2/3 or 4)
Stranger: I was o You: ? Stranger: orignally going to do history or literature, but then I realized to much writing lol You: Ah, I'm pretty into writing myself. Stranger: sorry BTW, my hand slips a lot and I press enter pre maturely You: I know that feel. Stranger: I'm not to good at it, plus the fact that Im self conscious of my handwriting doesn't help You: I kind of wanted to be a nutritionist for a bit, but after hanging around Austin for a bit, I developed an avoidance towards antioxidants. Stranger: lol why? You: All the hipsters were so preachy about benefits of all the nutrients in kale You: And "avoidance towards antioxidants" sounds better than "belligerence around blueberries". You: I'd rather focus on my fandangos and trying not to be outdanced. Stranger: fandangos?? You: Yeah! You: Fun dances, those are. Stranger: ahh! okay, I have to left feet so yeah lol You: Aw, that's no fun. You: I have some friends like that. You: Oddly enough, one of the male Dans I know are like that. Stranger: its fine, I rather be playing the music anyways You: You prefer your ritardandos, right? Stranger: seriously how many Dan's do you know? You: About 15 Stranger: -.- that must be fun You: Most of them are from /b/ though You: Just like me. You: From /b/ with love! You: Dan the Man You: BITCH You have disconnected. (3/3)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. Stranger: Hey :/ You: that's not a good face You: what's on your mind? Stranger: Just found out one of my cousins died of pancreatic cancer You: ouch You: I know that feel bud You: dancer is a bitch isn't it Stranger: We were really close. Always went to her house on weekends You: you a girl or boy? Stranger: I'm a girl Stranger: 17 if you're wondering You: It sucks losing a friend like that You: Just seeing what your relationship was Stranger: Yeah You: danm, that really sucks Stranger: One of our favorite things to do was to go on omegle and tell people 'hey it's dan' Stranger: Also Stranger: Hey it's dan You: sup /b/ro You: gr8 b8 m8 would r8 8/8 Stranger: Ey You: ayyy lmao Stranger: Post this for me, I'm too lazy You: gotcha /b/rother Stranger: Thanks m80 Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: howdy You: how goes Stranger: hai Stranger: good You: thats good You: im pretty dandy myself Stranger: im dantastic as well You: :D all hail the mighty dan You: we are all /b/rothers in his eyes Stranger: true-er words dan that have never been spoken. You: i leave you now /b/rother, go with the glory of dan You: and share this glorious moment
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hey Stranger: Hi Stranger: what's up?? You: just praying You: you? Stranger: Umh, Nothing really just here You: oh thats fun You: do you believe in the higher power? Stranger: Wich higher power?? You: the only higher power Stranger: In which higher power do you belive?? You: do you believe in You: Dan? Stranger: I was expecting this one, thanks, you made my night Stranger: Dan bless You: dan bless you too Stranger: dan bless you* You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: Hey Stranger: Hey You: how are you?? Stranger: Good thanks, you? You: Fine fine, how has been your day?? Stranger: Good thanks :) Yours? You: Fantastic You: Actually, you can say It was Danstastic
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hey You: you blog? Stranger: Hi :) Stranger: yeah Stranger: you? You: thinking about starting one You: What do you thinkof this: You: I interview otehr bloggers about how our lord and savior impacts their life You: and put that on my blog Stranger: Whatever floats your boat :) You: How about I start with you? You: How has our lord, dan, impacted your life? Stranger: OMFG DAN Stranger: WHAT IS GOING ON You: okay, interesting You: What's your url so I can post this? Stranger: NO Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey. You: hey You: whats your name? Stranger: Sydney. You? You: dan Stranger: <.< really... You: yeah why? Stranger: If you hate tumblr so much Stranger: Why are you here? You: What are you on about? Stranger: -_- You: i don't get it sorry? You: i like tumblr thats why we have it in common Stranger: DAN. THAT ONE GUY WHO IS RUDE TO EVERYONE Stranger: 4CHAN DAN? You: sorry? Stranger: .-. You: i was born with the name dan You: 4chan is that japanese or something? Stranger: It's this one site where people hate everyone from tumblr. Stranger: I dunno what their deal is. You: Really? whats to hate about tumblr? like whats your fav part about it You: i like it because i can share pictures with friends and there are also some funny pictures on there Stranger: I just like it bc I can relate to things. At first I didn't like it. Stranger: It's pretty chill though. You: Yeah You: where do you live? Stranger: USA, m8. Stranger: ^ wow Stranger: xD You: lol wat Stranger: I honestly don't even know. You: i live in DAN, USA Stranger: LMAO. I knew itttt. Stranger: Dan, you have no chill. You: you knew where i lived? Stranger: Relax, buddy. Stranger has disconnected.
You: hi have a lesbian blog trying to get more people to follow Stranger: lesbian like porn or You: reddit.com/r/asslick Stranger: like lesbian association to tlak about how fuckin cool we are You: both i guess Stranger: oh Stranger: hm Stranger: no You: dan dan dan Stranger: lesbian porn is so wrong like Stranger: holy fuck Stranger: thats nOT how girls have sex You: oh yeah it is You: you're not watching the right kind of porn then You: have a dantastic day Stranger: so youre a straight boy then You: WTF?!? Stranger: lesbian porn is nothing like actual lesbian sex You: dude thats so offensive Stranger: unless youre making it yourself Stranger: or like Stranger: of your friends who are lesbians You: my friend dan makes it You: shes a lesbian Stranger: are you a lesbian///of sexual orientation where youre a girl who fucks girls You: im not a girl but im a lesbian Stranger: how You: check your fucking privelege at the dan dan Stranger: what Stranger: are you nonbinary then You: yup Stranger: ok Stranger: ok well You: dansgender trans-dan You: u? Stranger: what Stranger: what the fuck is dansgender You: omfg do you even tumblr? You: obvz you need to let the light of dan into your heart Stranger: yes ive been on tumblr for 4 years ive never heard that term Stranger: youre a cunt. Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hello :) i hope this day is going danderful for your lovely danself Stranger: why are people even talking about dan im so confused and annoyed please explain ugh You: what are you confused over? its just another dandy way of greeting others Stranger: no its not its annoying and idgaf if youre having fun its so irritating and i hope your wifi gets shut off Stranger has disconnected.
You: evenin Stranger: mornin Stranger: well afternoonin' You: heh more or less same here You: so whats up to Stranger: listening to music, tumblring and procrastinating Stranger: how about you You: music, procrastinating and omegle You: what are you procrastinating? Stranger: cleaning my room You: dang Stranger: how about you You: uni assignments You: i got a dan lot to do Stranger: oh dear Stranger: lmao me too, i have a crap load of school assignments and course work to do but i procrastinate heavily You: its painful... You: i thought that joining a new congregation would help motivate me but if anything i procrastinate more Stranger: hhaha You: have you heard of GOD? Stranger: yes Stranger: as in religious Stranger: * religion? You: yes... You: as in Glory of DAN Stranger: um Stranger: what You: our lord and master DAN You: DAN is in everyone and everything You: i am DAN You: you are DAN You: it makes everything DANtastic Stranger: that's nice You: have you accepted dan into your heart? Stranger: idk what you mean by dan tho Stranger: depends what/ who dan is Stranger: if you mean dan howell then hell yeah You: dan is dan You: just dan You: and he is our lord and master You: whip out your cock/tits and offer them to dan Stranger: okay..... Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hey Stranger: Hey, It's Dan! Stranger: Dan here! You: fuck! No way You: Im dan! You: tonight is DANTASTIC! Stranger: fuck you, you piece of shit nigger jew i am the only dan there is you fucking twat cunt-puncher You: dan loves to twat cunt punch Stranger: fuck you Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi You: hey :") Stranger: How are you Stranger: ? You: pretty DArN good You: shitty keyboard Stranger: haha it's cool, i'm liking it You: do you believe in a higher power my friend Stranger: I do Stranger: do you? You: yes i believe in the man up there Stranger: Same! You: The big man You: the one they call Stranger: wait You: Dan.. Stranger: no Stranger: dont Stranger: too late Stranger: goodbye You: ayyyy lmao Stranger: no
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hey You: you blog? Stranger: hi Stranger: yeah You: I'm thinking about starting You: what do you think of this: You: I interview fellow bloggers about how our lord and savior has impacted their life You: can I start with you? Stranger: sure You: How has our lord and savior,dan, impacted your life? Stranger: he's certainly made tonight a living hell You: okay cool You: can I get your url so I can post this? Stranger: you guys can take my url and shove it up your ass You: okay I'll consider it if you jsut give it to me You: I don't know why you're getting your jimmies rustled here Stranger: you guys need to fuck off, k? You: dude, just calm dan You: down Stranger: fuck this shit Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: 23 M texas You: 7 f alaska Stranger: 7? You: FUCK YOURSELF Stranger: and you know to spell Stranger: fuck off Stranger: noob shit
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. Stranger: Hi You: heyy Stranger: What's up You: nothing much, you/ Stranger: Just procrastinating on my sleep You: lol You: i have a good fix for that Stranger: Lol what is it You: learned it from my buddy dan Stranger: Cool You: all you gotta do is accept dan as your lord and saviour You: and hell grant you whatever you please Stranger: I accept dan as my lord and savior You: wow thats dantastic Stranger: Thank you Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hiya :D Stranger: You watch Game of Thrones? You: your not dan are you... Stranger: no You: good... You: so many dans Stranger: Ikr You: and game of thrones is dantastic :D You: fantastic* Stranger: My fav Character is Danny You: ayyy :D Stranger: She is dantastic You: dan the fuck yes Stranger: Dirty dan Stranger: All hail You: Glory to Dan You: our lord and saviour Stranger: well it was nice talking to you /b/ro You: you too /b/ro, you posting or me? Stranger: you can post You: no worries :D You: have a dantastic day You have disconnected.
You: Hey Stranger: Hi You: You dan to go dancing stranger? You: Although it's a little difficult where I live..all these dandelions have me sneezing non stop. You: but I'll be dan if that stops me from climbing Mt. Dan this weekend You: how are you? Stranger: Fine thnxs You: I'm just dandy, full of life You: This is Dan by the way You: what's your name Stranger: names tjiana You: Is that mexican? Stranger: no You: is that brazilian? Stranger: no You: is that spanish? Stranger: no You: is that italian? You: is that portuguese? Stranger: no You: is that dan? Stranger: no You: Well I'll be danned, what is it?
>>574878331 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hi You: hellooo Stranger: how are you ? You: doing dandy You: yourself? Stranger: im doing pretty good. just bored and on tumblr You: its crazy my friend dan has the best tumblr page You: its full of dan ger You: and dan ce You: its dantastic tbh Stranger: literally. dan in everything from everyone is not funny. like, why. You: why what? Stranger has disconnected.
Thank you! Thank you Anons you all made me very happy! This is the biggest thread I've ever started (Piggybacked on) I just want to thank you all for posting and I encourage you all to keep going. Add other interest! Maybe Fedoras? or Neckbeards? Cp? Loli? Make me proud! I love you all my /b/rothers
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: well howdy partner Stranger: Heyy You: how are you today? Stranger: I'm good how about u? You: great now that i'm talking to you, friend! Stranger: Awe thanks buddy You: i'm here to talk to you today about our lord and saviour Dan, do you have a moment? Stranger: Yes I have a moment You: about 2000 years ago there was a man named Dan, and he performed many miracles and
was loved by all. You: not many know this, as his evil brother jesus took most of the spotlight Stranger: Ok You: but i'm here today to tell you the truth and set you free You: would you like to accept Dan into your heart today? Stranger: Yes You: all i'm gonna need from you, is that you to stick a sharpie in your pooper with the
word DAN written across your ass Stranger: Ok You: Dan will take care of the rest Stranger: Ok You: bless your heart kind stranger Stranger: And yours to Stranger has disconnected.
You: hey Stranger: hello You: so tumblr Stranger: yeah tumblr You: did you hear about the king of Tumblr? Stranger: no and I don Stranger: don't want to know You: why not? Stranger: cause I know who you're gonna say You: It's Kevin You: some dude named Kevin Stranger: lol okay You: claims he's some big shot on Tumblr You: some fag Stranger: lol really onow Stranger: now* You: His girlfriend goes along with it too You: her name is Danielle, but people just call her Dan Stranger: I fucking hate you You: but I love you Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: you Stranger: don't
Stranger: hey nigger You: wow all these people coming and saying there name is dan is just pissing me off You: WOW REALLY? Stranger: what You: DID YOU JUST SAY THAT FUCKING WORD YOU SHITLORD? Stranger: It's ok I'm black You: THE N WORD? You: REALLY? You: FIRST OFF ITS COMMENTS LIKE THAT, THAT ARE PREVENTING US FROM EVOLVING AS A SPECIES You: SECOND OFF I AM NOT A DIRTY FUCKING MONKEY JEW
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hello! You: Howdy. Stranger: asl/ You: 17/D/canada Stranger: 16 femaleUS You: Coolio. I live in Ontario Stranger: oh nice! Stranger: Im in cali You: Hows the states? I've never been there. Stranger: ehhh it could be better Stranger: hows Canada? ive always wanted to go You: i heard its very DANgerous. You: Cold You: very very cold Stranger: that sounds amazing You: Not really. Stranger: haha i really enjoy the cold, other than the heat tbh You: How? I'd love to be in heat than cold. Stranger: I don't know, 100f gets old after a while You: woooow. i'd die there. Stranger: we all do, but some how people like it You: wow thats really cool Stranger: lol i guess, so what kind of blog do you have? You: I talk about Dan. You? Stranger: pretty pictures mostly lol, but i also have humor blog, which makes fun of people like you You: Thats mean. Stranger: GET FUCKING WRECKED NERD Stranger has disconnected.
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