This is a wrong number texting me. What should I tell her? I know Its a girl cause she already called me and said it was a wrong number.
>she goes over to the guy who she thinks she's texting
>stops texting OP because she's busy
Not really a solid option, nignog.
>bitch was in jail
I bet it's a dude that knows you from a while back
Well it's a Dallas number. I love nowhere near Dallas. I'm married and my wife is sitting here laughing about it. So don't worry about me cock blocking myself
Better yet. Send wife's tits to wrong number. Get a lesbian txt going on. Tell her the idea of her nudes make your (wife's) nipples hard.
you fucking snicker, stop fucking white knighting
Whoa hold up there champ,
When you're white knighting you think you're doing the right thing but actually you're causing an otherwise beautiful and hilarious situation to fail, making millions sad on the internet. And we all know these basement trolls need to stay fed, otherwise they get hungry to cause mayhem of their own, killing, and marauding, and looting through the streets. Why even just letting them know they're in the wrong sometimes can cause these frail creatures to flip into a frenzy. So remember kids, when you're white knighting, you're causing the madness to overflow. Let nature take its course next time, smile and nod to the creeps under the stairs, maybe they'll pass you by when they shoot the school up next time, and you'll be the cool kid on TV who lives.
>6:10am you Californiaffaggot. That's te gayest thing that will happen in this world today
Now she's keeps trying to call me. Go kill yourself asshole. This is why we can't have nice things
do a 360 and fucking kill yourself
this guy must be shitting it right now
if the bitch gives out his number he's gonna get bombed. i'll bet you anything i can find your name, address etc just by the number faggot
I'm starting to think this whole thing is a complex ploy to make 4chan harass someone, you expected all the "not your personal army" stuff and so you tried to make them feel some hate for that person which is no other than you, you can fool /b/ but you can't fool me.
Go along with it. I'm assuming he thinks you're a girl so you should tell him to meet you somewhere late at night outside his probabtion hours. Then call the cops on him and ruin his life.
holy shit. I think you're right.
I smell a ruse floating.
Nice try at funnily brushing it off, but no.
I'll leave you alone because I don't really care, but be sure that the fury of /b/ will hit you full scale
Pretty sure some dude is already scheduling mysterious phone calls in the night for the next months to come.
Well, you got what you deserved. I laughed out loud when I saw the plot twist.
what on earth are you talking about
What are they? Post them, their wrong anyway. My parents pay my phone bill, I moved out bit my family loves there. Troll my younger siblings and my parents lol
OP be like.......
this indeed seems like a well planned personal army plot..
well played, OP
Why you gotta be texting her and ruining our fun?
Here's a picture of the faggot.
Stop trying to act like you're not shitting yourself. Whatever the fuck happens is brought upon yourself for being a fucking faggot nigger.
Actually I work at t-mobile lol.
I did use white pages.
I got to work at 12:00 today haha. So all I have to do is type in your phone number and it gives me all your details haha. Since I am a cell tower technician I can deactivate your service so. I'll post your address and turn off service and hopefully you did not give us your social!
hey look who i found
it's probably MOOt and FBI
trolling us xD
omg xD xD
i'm so random
Maybe you'll understand greentext better.
>text back saying 'hey big boy meet me at_______'
>call cops and tell them there's something strange happening at ______
>cops arrive and find him there outside his probation hours
>gets arrested and sent back to jail
Makes perfect sense. I'd do it.
HAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A WHITE KNIGHT FAGGOT, FREINDZONED AGAIN!
Thos anon is right you know. I once posted my exs phone number on a Jim Rustles park call thread. Her amd her new bf raged so fucking hard anons blew their phone up fpr days. Good times, she still has mo idea ot was , e
why is it incorrect. because the hive mind's intuition is so fucking top notch. Things are playing out too perfectly. It's a ploy you're a faggot for thinking otherwise.
its a girl hes texting you colossal faggot hence the tits. Plus that fact was about a hundred revelations ago are you not even reading this bread? are you the dumbest piece of shit to ever exist?
>Claim to put a picture
>I don't put the picture.
I'm a faggot.
My bad. Here you go.
Idea to hopefully get rid of whiteknight faggots.
Start one of these threads. get 2 people who are in on it. Delibrately make their number known. Whiteknights start texting the number warning them. The other person has a list of all the numbers That are whiteknighting.
Now every one of these threads no one will whiteknight for fear that the thread is a lie.
Fine, you win, raid my parents. I don't live their anymore, anyway. I lost, and you clearly won, so enjoy your victory. Whiteknight out>>573877220
Someone do this
>go the house
>ask parents if whiteknight fag lives here
>they say no
>tell them youre an old friend and you had plans to meet with him
>obtain current address
Or just call the house and do similar thing
BOMB SQUAD INBOUND ON THIS FAGGOTS HOUSE
Have fun explaining to your parents why they keep getting free gay porn subscriptions in your name delivered and harassing phone calls at all hours of the night trying to find you.
just reported to local authorities kek
used my burn email and said hes a local drug dealer at his university, said he's been selling small and large amounts of meth for "study" purposes but it goes so far beyond that, hes selling ounces etc and using a burn phone
dis gon be gud
Gotta say. This bread is top notch. I was mad before, now I'm glad.
>this fucking thread
I called and squealed like a chicken. No regrets.
regardless if personal army request or plot twist for whiteknight faggot, lulz are to be had
>no troll tabs
>date is backwards
I don't need to convince you niggers it's not real. Just don't think some rando in Arizona whose about to get swatted is so funny anymore. MAYBE IM LOSING MY STOMACH
Hahaha! This is going to cause some commotion at your parent's house. Have fun explaining the causality of the situation. Soon your whole family will know that you are a beta white-knight, even on anonymous internet forums. Have fun coming out of the fag closet.
subscription to "American Bear" incoming.
>op texts chick that just got out of jail
>whiteknight shits over everything
>op asks chick for whiteknight's number
>chick gives number
>whole thread exploded
>"I want tits"
>"no can have tits"
>[in rides white night] don't send tits, he's gonna post them
>"you gonna post tits?"
>"no who said?"
>[responds with phone number]
>white night's life ruined
>Girl texting guy on wrong number
>Guy coming here to ask wat do
>/b/ says show 'em milkjugs
>Whiteknight tells girl
>Guy as girl for whiteknight phone#
>Number acquired, autococks rollout!
>FBI, porn subscriptions and calls made.
>OP posts thread talking to girl
>White knight derails it by exposing that OP will post and has posted everything on 4chan
>OP asks girl what number whiteknight was using, because he could have hacked him.
>Girl gives up whiteknights number
>Whiteknight is now semi-doxed
Okay, brb guys, everyone go to dominos.com or whatever it's called & order a pizza to this address: >>573879034