I couldn't hold it guys.
it checks out
he was facing the wall in this position
Sorry, but there are several things wrong with your theory if OP was in that position:
1. The shit could not have been travelling at that high of a velocity to reach under the toilet with such force (indicated in red on the circle). It simply could not have had a such a large momentum.
2. If OP was really in that position, how do you explain the direction of the splashes on the back wall? It is not possible because, upon observation, you can see that the shit traveled at the greatest velocity on the right of the photo (indicated by red arrows, the longer the arrow, the greater the speed), when in that position it should have traveled the farthest to the bottom of the photo.
Suspect stepped in shit getting off of the sink
/b/ fights the important battles.
i guess this is the rigth one
Impossible angle, unless he slipped from the sink and shat his bowels harder, covering the east wall. But there's nearly no shit on the east wall.
Angle should be directed more to the west side if he's getting off from the sink.
Also my dad works at that fedex.
this is how it is
I think you hit the nail on the head. Put his feet in the sink and aimed his ass at the toilet. But his ass was too fat and he only barely grazed the rim with his side spray, landing most of his dump on the floor.
i actually imagine he was sitting on the toilet facing the wall with his ass over the edge right above the epicenter.
but as unlikely as yours is, it actually seems more accurate.
You could probably calculate the exact trajectory by measuring the length of the shit vectors relative to the toilet's base.
let me help you with that
Well I was a janitor, got paid minimum wage, and they made it a really big point that I could not accept tips. So some old lady took a giant shit right next to the toilet, a room with no ventilation by the way, and the manager came to me and said CLEAN THIS. I SAID NO WAY IM OUT.jpg and quit
>I had diarrhea.
This guy knows. Do it
That isn't even a position to consider. The foot on railing/foot on sink was a better angle probability than that.
oh fuck i can't stop laughing. i'm also pretty high so theres that too. ahaha
hang on guys, i think i've cracked the case
This mystery needs to be solved before this thread 404s we need answers
dude you think he didn't move around at all? think about when he first got up in that position. his asshole was opened when he put his legs up. then the shit rained down
The real question within OP's picture is the surprising excess of toilet paper rolls hanging by. Judging by the picture, there was no action to clean up this mess and whomever left it did not step in it. OP -- did you take the shit, and then take a pic of it after? How did you get out of these positions in the first place? Again, why are there TWO toilet paper rolls? TWO. OP -- this picture is an obvious fabrication. No bathroom has TWO toilet paper rolls.
Maybe I've never had a bad shit, but can it rocket out at that force? I feel like it would have just dripped down his back. How would he have made the escape?
I'm an expert on shit splatter and this is correct
moments before the deed
A majority of shit is on the floor, so it's possible that you could get a splash effect from that angle and runoff from the toilet seat. What's puzzling to me is the shit splatter in the corner. Perhaps we have 2 shooters?
Here are the footprints, it just soaked into the areas after he moved.
I've solved the conundrum.
THIS FUCKER USED CENTRIPETAL FORCE TO PROPEL HIS DIARRHEA AS HE ATTEMPTED TO SIT ON THE TOILET RESULTING IN THE NUCLEAR SHIT EXPLOSION BEFORE YOUR EYES
Here are the obvious foot marks.. start here
sent this to [email protected]
An image was recently posted to the 4chan /b/ image board and we were collectively stumped as to how it could have come about. It depicts an abundance of fecal matter sprayed across the toilet, floor and walls of a bathroom. I've included our efforts at deciphering the image in the attached .zip archive (be warned - it is quite graphic). I understand if you choose not to open it or even respond at all, but I assure you the image poses quite a stimulating forensic challenge!
I've pretended to be a lot of toilets in my day and I can say I've never wanted to be a toilet more than I want to be the one in this thread.
I see, it makes sense now.
... I've been searching for this photo for years.
I used to have it on an old pc but my harddrive crashed and I lost my /b/ folder dating back to 2006. Thank you anon
>I couldn't hold it guys
the alien life form that had been growing inside your abdomen and then tore through your guts clawing its way out ?
gentlemen. we must consider the possibility of a second shooter.
This is where the problem lies...
i feel the only exception to it is if either a woman held and exploding baby ass. OR... the perpetrator was playing the classic game of "the floor is lava
the things he going to need is water gloves a broom a mask soap, chlorine, throw the water in the afected area and get the broom to remove the shit throw soap and chlorine to clean the are area and mops to get everythin as good as new dont forget to ask a raise because you are no supposed to clean this barbaric mess
half life 3 confirmed
For the love of fuck, we have mobile video recording technology, why in the holy name of public shitmess is this crummy cell pic the only evidence we have?! Let this be a lesson to all future shitters, get video!
Besides all that, best post I've seen in a while.
I don't think those are foot prints but rather the start of the clean up before the unlucky bastard decided to snap a pic of just how massive this shit splatter was. There is a hose already hooked up and ready to go.
Perhaps this was Tyrone's bid for $15/hour.
See how they got shit on the side of the bowl? I think the shitter ran in pants pulled down and started to swing over the porceline throne as he started to shit. Unfortunatley he wasn't completley over the shitter and started to shat as his moved laterally over the shitter. You can see some of the shit on the side of th bow. That's how he got it on the floor and in the toilet.
Why does he have to be where the toilet is?
What if he faced awayfrom the toilet maybe squatting where the drain is
>lel that dewlap hanging out from behind his mask
welcome to /b/ newfriend
Which could explain the loss of footprints... they could have been destroyed before the picture is taken. This is why we need to preserve the scene. Got damnit tyrell
Sorry, I sent it from my shitty anon account.
>Копие в папка Изпратени - ИЗКЛЮЧЕНO!
>Copy in Sent folder - TURNED OFF!
I'm not sending it a second time for proof, but I did send it. I really hope we get an answer by tomorrow.
Quite a theory there Watson
You accidentally the whole toilet
best thread all year, boys.
>The loss of exiting footprints stump me
Improbable, you would need a contraption that would be able to funnel the shit into a balloo-
OP you fucking didn't
I've been searching for a picture for years also. Its a picture of a jacked dude in a santa hat and beard jacking off while sitting on the toilet. there is a newspaper covering his junk, and when i saw it it said something like "merry christmas from rotten"
if ANYONE can help me find it, it will be 1million internets to you
A pump as simple as an aquarium pump could do that, providing the viscosity isn't too great. A bit more of a pump would be needed for thicker ammo, perhaps a sump pump.
called pastry bags
A spooky ghost left ectoplasm.
you fucking can't prove fucking shit about it
now this is science, i have anoter theory the guy pull his pants before to reach the toilet maybe for the urge of shit himself it happen to me at least two times but this is nothing compared to the urge to leave the area after.
WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE
i found this sexy as fuck
the lack of shitprints leading away from the toilet points towards the shitsailant having done an impressive parkour-like wall run in the corner of the bathroom, while dropping the payload in mid air before pushing off and exiting the bathroom without a trace.
Looks like shit,
Just hit the fan
what about this?
Would likely have left a splatter-shadow immediately under the bowl from this position. The feces had to have come from a nearly vertical position over the epicenter
This thread... holy shit
omg my sides
I feel like although it would explain the exiting footsteps. It would be hard for the pudding around the toilet. Pressuring the floor is properly installed with a slight lean towards the drain.
you guys got it all fucking wrong
You guys are assuming that the shit occurred from a static position. It is plausible that the shit began above the apparent blast epicenter before the shitter moved over the toilet, thus accounting for the apparent blast epicenter off to the right of the toilet
is that a beard
This is Definstely a girls bathroom. Unless you faggots squat like bitches do. Cause its my ass. Not that important... a solid cleaning. The plop my fat fucking ass right on the god damn toilet. No paper blocker
That fucker knows how to party.
I would bet good money the position was this.
Its what i would do.
handicap bathroom, guy leaning off his rascal to shit
easy one and im a stoner
I thought this as well. If the building had a T bar drop ceiling some one could come from the top, remove the ceiling tile, rest on the top of the wall, and shit downward.
Woah, best thread in weeks
> dis shoveled
love these sorta fuckups that sound right, but you obviously never thought about what the word you're trying to say means and why this thing you said is dumb.
true, there are 2 fairly distinct blast patterns/epicenters. the one on the right would be right about on the edge of the toilet
I can't draw for shit on tablets but can someone with skills fix this pls. It's spidey. I gave up mid attempt
Perhaps his feet were not on the floor at all
I actually trashed a toilet like that. Drunk, vomiting and diarhea at the same time. If I could only apologize to the poor bastard who had to clean it up.
he shit like this while wiggling and moving up and down
I still love you /b/
That would explain the splatter on the floor AND the toilet seat
the footprint mustve happened post shit. he mustve washed his flipflops because you dont pull this faggot shit unless youre wearing flipflops(no pooprints). the sink was a single-foot hop away.
we can all agree the poopatrator is in the right hand corner of the picture though. and the pooping was dynamic.
Guys, it's quite obvious. There were two splatters. He braced for the second one a forced it out.
This is turning out to be a bigger mystery than 9/11.
this is the biggest breakthrough so far.
undeniably it was a dynamic shit. he didn't stay still the whole time. he was raysipesladygaga twerking that shit out of his ass man
honestly, we may be looking at a heavily overweight neckbeard fedora tipper, who was milady-ing too hard that he did not notice that his asshole was not over the bowl, this could be a manpooper case not a poopicide.
This fucking thread.
The spatter marks confirm that the shitter's anus is consistent with that of the suspect.
We have to keep digging, there's still lots of layers to this crime
It was an inside job.
>It was an inside job.
I'm fucking dying
omg you guys. theres a deformed and retarded girl dancing on cam on (you . now) website. shes number 1 under the hashtag #dance. named kallie.37 . get the hell in here
took off his knock off loafers to clean them, cant have shit on you while trying to impress your lady friend, but that all you can eat shrimp does come back with a vengeance
This thread is relevant to my interests.
This is turning out to be a cold case gentlemen.
I have the case file for another.
Might this be a case of a foreigner not knowing Western rules for shitting?
I am a custodian, and frankly I feel like crying at the moment.
I feel your pain, fellow janitorfag here.
I'm on to something.. would explain exiting footsteps due to depth other splatter so he did get some of that.
also explains the rush with door placement and the shit started off with maximum velocity and then as the perpetrators anus emptied the kinetic force lowered so the shit dropped in distance thus filling the bottom of the toilet. You're welcome
This man's got it. If you look at the floor, you'll notice there's less shit directly under the bowl: specifically because, from that angle, the shooter grazed the toilet. This would also explain the lack of footprints.
Our man was smart. He might have gotten a small splatter on himself, but nothing he couldn't quickly escape with.
this is the only 'clean' part of the bowl. foot had to be there, then they hopped off the seat.
its all a lie, the government is behind it, all those shitty bathrooms, we are looking at skilled, precise poop explosions, no mere fecal terrorist could cause such catastrophe, this was planned so we fear public bathrooms then thank the same government that causes the shit to hit the fan for cleaning it. look at the evidence guys, its written all over the wall..
It's simple. Have you seen the video where the gentleman sneezes and shoots diarrhea across the shower in to another man? The ass is capable of incredible force, and the main of it hit the floor with some stray rounds impacting the toilet
What the fuck?
I don't even have this image saved on my hard drive.
This is fucking creepy. I meant to post this.