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Hey b/ I've got a knife what should i do ? 28 decides

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Hey b/ I've got a knife what should i do ?

28 decides what i do
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Try to cut vegetables into as small of slices as you possibly can.
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kill yourself
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stick the handle in your ass and try to chop shit up.
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throw it at your window
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>>571868559
Put handle of knife into bum.
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knife game
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>>571868559
CUT YOUR DICK OFF!
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Put the knife away and clean your room.
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slice faggot into your arm
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cut urslef down the river
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Cut your wrists fgt
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You lost it
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Put it away
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Chop your willy off
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put back in drawer
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cut your thumb off
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cut the skin between each of your toes until every one is bleeding
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>>571868559
spend the time, effort, money, energy, and dedication into learning knife sharpening, with DMT diamond stones.

get it to where you can shave with any part of the knife, and it push-cuts through newspaper with no effort.

then shave your left leg with just that knife.
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make a tasty omlette
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>>571868559
Thick slice down the middle of your lips.
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throw it at the wall untill it sticks
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wash it
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>>571868559
throw it at your neighbor
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give me a slice of cake
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>>571868878
U WOt M8 YOU AVIN A GIGGLE M8 IL BATTER
UR MUM N THAT M8
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Show belly button and go to bed
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Cut "Faggot" into your chest
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Timestamp on what you did with it
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put it away in the drawer before you hurt yourself
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Stop being a faggot.
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use it to jerk off.
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Cut an egg in half with it and eat it
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put it back in the kitchen and take a nap
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Shove up your ass and start twisting
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clean it you filthy motherfucker
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>>571868559
pet him on the head and tell him he's a good knife, and a pretty knife
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>>571868559
make a delicious dinner, post results.
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>>571869328
fuuuuuuuuuuu
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Cut in your hand and do some art
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Practice circumcisions
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Try to cut another knife.
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>>571868804
deze
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>>571868559
Insert knife blade first into your anus and use the handle that's sticking out to beat your family to death
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>>571869328
Winner
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>>571868559
buy and read the book "Gantenbein" by Max Frisch
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stab your self on the hesrt via livestream, also, to make sure you do it right you could run into a wall or something
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Throw it up in the air, over your head, and try to catch it 3 times. While streaming.
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Dull the shit out of the blade. smash it on metal stuff scrape it on metal stuff. what ever it takes
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>>571868559
kill self
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>>571869328
bam victory
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>>571869291
This
Reroll
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>>571869119
reroll
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You can shove it up your ass.
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cut timestamp on arm
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Cut a big wound in your leg
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>>571869328
winrar, sleep well OP
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>>571869328
WINRAR

go to bed op
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>>571869328
winrar desu
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>>571868559
put away in nearest drawer
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Make a salad
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>>571869328

Kek, best winrar ever.
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>>571869328
lelelelelel
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>>571869328
Fuck you, I wanted to see some blood
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Shove it in your eye socket and turn it clockwise 7 times
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>>571868559
>>571869328

and also thank me for not letting you cut off your dick
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