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You have a button. Every time you press it, you get 10 bucks,

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You have a button. Every time you press it, you get 10 bucks, but you kill someone on this earth. It might be someone you know, or it might be someone on the other side of the planet.
Would you press it, and if so, how many times?
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can it kill me?
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>>571363642
The million times, more if need later on.
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7.125 x10^9 times
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>>571363642
5 billion times. Cause fuck the niggers and the Jews.
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Press it 20 times, get a Wii u :^)
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>>571363642
>only 10 bucks

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
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If I press it 100 times a day I could make a pretty good living, and when I get bored I can just press it for fun. When do I get the button?

People die all the time, at least someone is making money for it.
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>>571363642
How long does it take for the button to pop back up?

Basically, how many times can I push the button in a day?
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I press it so fucking many time.

1 chance on 600 billion that is someone I know.
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>>571363750
The only question.

High-5 sociopath buddy.
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>>571363750
No
>>571363928
Instant reset
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How does the person die, just instant death or some kind of Final Destination shit?
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>>571363813
Huh? While with the current Birthrate you can be quite safe pressing it and not kill a single white person
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>>571364038
my nigga.
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>>571363928
As many as you want, it's a hypothetical button assmunch
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>>571364063

given those conditions- either the button or my finger would be broken within a day
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>>571364101
Heart attack
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>>571363642
not very profitable.
TRY becoming a WEAPONS DEALER
same effect
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>>571364063
>Instant reset

I would pretty much hit the button until I hurt myself.
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>>571364063
then fuck it. i push it as many times as i feel i need it. shit i'd push just enough to fucking kill everyone but me. fuck the money. a button the eradicates this shit hole human race. sign me up.
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>>571364035
for every 10 times you press it, someone you know dies
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I need $10,000,000 for a mansion.

So, 1,000,000 push.
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>>571364407
Orrrr you can just kill yourself and never have to worry about anything ever again.
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>>571364407
Seriously.

Can I get the amount turned up per press? I don't care about additional compensation.
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>>571363892
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
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>>571364598
What about upkeep?
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I create an automatic button pressing robot that can press the button at 100 times per seconds and leave it on for a couple of weeks until Im rich then create a kill switch so if I die the button gets pressed for enternity at the same rate as the robot mechanism
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just press it depending on the money that i need. keep that button for myself. whenever i need 10 bucks, i'll press the button.
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>>571364704
this, if I could kill a million people with each press I'd be happy
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>>571364665
except i like myself. and i don't mind being alone.
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>>571364874
Then the robot would get the money and you could did because you are not pushing it
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>>571363857
kek m8 best choice :^))
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No, I wouldn't press it

moralfag out
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Tape it down.
One million-10 million would be good
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Press it 1000 times a day.

Fuck loads of money and doesn't kill that many people, 150000 people die each day anyway, not like I'm gonna give a shit about an extra 1000.
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>>571365028
but you rely on society for literally everything. GG xxalphalon3wolf42069xx
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>>571364038
>>571364407

shhh... nothing personal kid
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How do I get that money?
Will the irs seize it?
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>>571364841
So I'll push another million times.
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>>571363642
ten dollars to kill someone? no fucking way. naybe for like 10k.
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I would press it four billion times.
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100 000 presses for a million dollars would be reasonable. With over 7 billion people chances of killing someone you know would be negligible.
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This button is a god send for cynical misanthropic sociopaths. I'd happily push it until I stopped getting money, that way I know for sure there aren't any people left on earth.
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I would use it to randsom money from the worlds governments. I press it 1000 times per day or else they pay me 1billion.

I get my money no one dies. Win-Win-lose
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>>571365796
You'd end up killing yourself dipshit. The button includes everybody.
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>10 times a day average
>100$/d
>700$/w
>36,5k$/y
>decent income
>10 deaths/d
>out of over 150k deaths/d
>i can live with this
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i want a button where it will only kill other men. then id press it about 3 billion times so i can get pretty much unlimited pussy and fuck a million girls in my lifetime
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>>571366057
Look how dumb you are.
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>>571365903
except the government prefers money over people, they'll just kill you and piers it themselves.
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