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Write your best rap one liners >I'm so real you can

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Write your best rap one liners

>I'm so real you can call me reality

>bank account match my clothing size

What can you write, be creative
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>>569230427
sweet dolla tea from mcdonalds

>i drink that
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>black enough to hang with neal brennan
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>1000$ drawers just to hold my balls
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>>569230427
>they put up my picture with silence cuz my identity by itself causes violence
Eazy-E 1988
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Hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value

Come-on toots, give me the valium alleyoop...

I'll slam dunk it in your mouth til you puke
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Wish a nigga would like a tree in this bitch
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Be a fat trap
Yo rap fill my gap
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I'll break into your fucking house and eat your parents alive. Then stare in your eyes as I stab you and I dare you to die!
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Dont Front on me son,
ill say cya
Drop rhymes like,
Bombs on hiroshima.
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Nigga my nigga nigga
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Got my grandma on speed-dial
niggas call me instagram
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I love it when they call me Big Poppa
I only smoke blunts if they roll propa
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I was knocking at the door - pop pop who's there? The next ten minutes just wouldn't be fair. I never had a gash as loose as that, don't give a fuck I still went bareback, smashed her cunt like Central Iraq, you're just a bait boy and a twat
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>>569231104
Whack job in the back in a black stocking cap
Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
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1 for the money, 2 for the better green, 3,4-methylendioxymethamphetamine
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everything i buy fly, its like im booking flights.
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>>569231729
Fucking lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the way
Now she's pregnant and gay, missing both legs and begging to stay
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>>569231408
This is like some gay ass ICP shit
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> I want a girl that's so kawaii
> my dick goes hajimemashite
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Used to say that I was trippin’, so a nigga bought expensive-ass bags
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>>569230613
big enough to be bangin all these women
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2014 and i am still trappin
more nervous than a furry gettin caught fappin
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>>569231408
>Dat angry kid from 8th grade
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>>569230427
Wayne Brady is so black he makes Malcolm X look like Brian Gumble
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>>569230427
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
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>>569230427
>reality?
I crap vitality, you spew banality, fatality...
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> I spit flame. match stick. Got a bitch in my hood, that's a hat trick.

/thread
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Go stand in the corner and hug yourself real tight
Now you finally know what real pussy feel like

-Celph Titled
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>>569232345

not amazing or anything but i like
"bitch" = trick
"hood" = hat
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>>569232345
damn bang bang.
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I'm a velociraptor
The streets are my prey and the money I'm after
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>got the codeine; we all sick
>yet I'm the illest
>prescriptionless, though tryna fill the fucking pill list
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>>569230427
They say white people can't rap, and that may be true, but everyone here knows I'm blacker than you.
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>>569230427
I cut up, shit up and cremate the calm
I spit non sequiturs, like to wassup my name is tom.
Ratta tat gratta tat, yo shit I'm the bomb.
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>>569230427
The war on drugs is a war on hugs
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Catch you in your car and you'll get sprayed on parkin'. Imma die in the hood. I might as well be Trayvon Martin.
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>>569230427
> oh yeah

oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa ?. sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon

Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n' ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,
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I can speak in japanese
Kawaii, kawaii
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuM7hObGjWI
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>>569232345
You never had a passion. I never was a fool to fall in love until it happened. You said that it was cool to be alone cuz you imagine that a knight in shining armor couldn't save you from a dragon.
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>news flash: the dude is trashy
>too bad that im good at rapping
>i woulda made a great rockstar
>or a pornstar, i was born hard
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Trayvon Martin wasnt a thug, he just tryin 2 give Zimmerman a hug.
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now my dick got wrinkles, sex life creepy - collecting dildos
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checkity check yo self before you spread aids
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> I'm on my game like I'm standing on my Xbox
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>Catch me on the news, being interviewed, wearing your jewels
>Saying "I saw it all, but I don't know who the shooter is"

ice cold
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>>569233557
Trayvon was a thug. Like me. What you talking blood? I'll smash your face with a coffee mug, and drink the blood you'll be coughin up.
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It's funny how i put my words together
I burn the track like Nascar, thats how i earn my cheddar
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>>569230427
>I'm so real you can call me reality
Yeah fucking right, that's from Yung Lean's song, oreomilkshake. Fucking asshole plagiarist.
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>>569231465
So you will drop on really big rhyme and kill millions of people?
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>>569234435
OP was quoting yung lean ofc, calm yo ass
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>>569230427
Money is my highscore,life is just a game
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>>569234173
Listen up toy, Trayvon was a fucking altar boy. He talked to the animals and ressurected the dead, but now he's gone due 2 racist lead. You gotta get it thru your head, trayvon was no thug, dont act smug, he didnt even give his penis a tug.
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>>569230427
nigger

>i win
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>eat up a man like onion bajj and chicken pakora
>im the drum and bass father, strangle the bitch with an iphone charger
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>>569230427
fuckin bitches in bed like oh mah gawd it's a fantasy,
you nerds playin princess with little bitch dollies b
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Rapping is too rough
Rappers are too tough
They lay it like they're compensating
Like they're not enough
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More or less anything that aesop rock says. Seriously, if you havnt gotten to hear any of his songs, you are doing yourself a disservice.

"I work on what I love, I work to service all my burdens, and I'll work until this here little flatline closes the curtains."

"Blood turn to wine when it leaks for police, like that's not a riot, it's a feast, let's eat."
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Yo, I got one question man, tell me who next,
This nigga salt like the nigga done get it the best,
See I’m the best maaaayne, I did it.
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I write satanic verses, straight up warlock curses, banging undead hookers in the backseats of hearses
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I like to cum in white butts
with my black nuts.
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>>569231872
haha, i like this one
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>>569234737
He didn't have to give his penis a hug. He had O's in the back, like gilbert arenas, for
1. For 2, only things drink the cups of that lean, so don't start fuckin wit me, he WAS
a thug, so what the fuck do you mean?
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"If wishing someone dead would make it so,
All empires would have crumbled long ago."
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>>569234171
lil Ugly Mane tho
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>>569235440
Only thugs drink a cup of that lean*
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>>569235331

I'm going to need you to finish this song.
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>>569230427
>me and my buddy on that good weed, spitting verse like we eating sunflower seeds
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im up and coming like im fucking in an elevator
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str8 chillin, like a villain
cause this beat im killin
you could call it krillin
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>>569230427
YO ITS OP UP IN THE HOOOUSE
WITH A DICK UP IN MY MOOOOOUTH
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>>569234173

blood drinker, this is a reality check. The only think you're gonna hear that's comin outta me's KEK. Cuz you're rhyme scheme lookin like you didn't assume, that anybody drinkin blood is just a fag in a room, wit a couple vampires who been sayin some stuff.....Like the fact that you just chose to come admit that you suck.
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>>569230427

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-_Hbf_Euu0
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>>569235478
anything he writes is amazing, especially Uneven Comprise goddamn
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>>569230427
Phaser fire from the hip like a cummerbund
Enterprise, acting captain William riker, number one
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>>569235834
Oops. Forgot to sage
>swag
>double bump
>green texting is 4chans hashtag
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talkin like some bitch up on my dick
sayin shit like yall aint gonna holla
and im thinking to myself
bitch, holla who?
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Eat a nigga ass like an almond joy
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>>569230427
moms spaghetti
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>FUCK 007, I work 24/7 aint got time to bond wit no bitch
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>>569236302
knees weak, arms heavy, moms spaghetti
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>>569235461
thats dope
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>The bitches call me Subway cos I've got a foot-long club.
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My shirt game retarted.
>I got button downs
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>I make poems and break bones, rob you like the banks that make loans
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>>569235880
Look all I do it chug beers and smoke cannabis. Drink a whole key of coke, and snort a whole can of it. And get so fuckin high that I'll take your dick, and use it to rape a bitch and get you arrested for a fuckin rape that you ain't commit.
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You sad cause you don't cut trees, you break twigs for leaves, when my cheese grow on you, tim burton'
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>>569235792
got mad flows, like the sea
the best lines come from me
now im gonna warn thee
best get yourself saved
'fore i hit you with a tidal wave
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I broke up with ma eggs gurl, here's er number... Psych! That's the rong number.
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lets go, don't wait, this night is almost over
>completely original I shit you john
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faggot enough to be OP
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>>569238607
Cause he's down with the CP
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>>569230427
we get it, you're white.
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I'll eat you
defeat you
turn you into seafood
you're see-through
like a jelly fish
fish hook you with a carving knife and tear off your face
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ITT: white people

this is why shit like iggy azela or however you spell her name is popular
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>>569239156
This is why Iggy Azela is popular
This is why stupid is popular
In This Thread: White People
Haunt you like the Children Of The Corn Sequel
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>>569239156
>Hurr durr. White people not sposed to rap.

I'm black and I find you stupid. Some of the guys ITT are pretty good.
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>>569238842
He's down with the CP
Not suffering from downs but he's creepy
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>Ya b!sh you hattin and you mad
>I'm trapping and I'm breaking bad.
>doing crystal and n the back of my winnebago like space balls
>I gotta gaggle of bitches that like to taste balls.
>so if you see me pimpin skanks, smokin dank doing the bernie on the weekend
>don't approach me, I'm probably tweakin, and I get to squeezing like blast blast and leave you leaking in the fucking deep end.
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Two and a half men

>I watch that
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>>569236431
Mom's spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti
Spaghetti
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>>569239650
>im black

lol no youre not
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>I jerk off inside books and give life to words leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard

>I got more facts, formulas and philosophical logic than a basement full of scientists puffin on chronic
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>>569230427
Fuck le faggot ass op
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I'll crush your head in with the blunt end of my sword
Meet the sword master
You'll face disaster
See you in hell so I can defeat you again
Put you in a head lock and break open your head
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also,

>cuz if you go platinum it's got nothin to do with luck, it just means a million people are stupid as fuck
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>>569239978
Immortal technique nice try nigger
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>I love pussy, I love bitches, dude I should be runnin' PETA
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>>569230427
>rap

We 90's nao.
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>>569240081
this guy knows whats up
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>>569239946
How're you gonna tell me I'm not black? You sound stupid.
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Mootykins
Booty kids
Moot is straight up booty kids
He's an ass
He makes an ass out of himself
Not like Jackass
Just a straight up donkey
He's a white ass honkey
Cracker ass monkey
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Aliens invading congress, call it Sarah palien.
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>>569240348
>mfw this applies to league of legends as well
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HARD TO BE HUMBLE WHEN YOU STUNTIN ON A JUMBOTRON
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>>569230427
>We from two different cities: Minnesota and Philly
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>>569240236
Terrible. Just terrible.
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NIGGER NIGGERS NIGGERS
I HATE NIGGERS
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>>569240635
Both of you are actual faggots
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>>569230427

rdcore gangsta shit, what you know about it? Uh yeah rekt nigga 420 blaze it spitting it like lil wayne did until he got shot in the head BY ME because I'm a hardcore gangsta didn't I tell you? Were you listening? You making me waste my breath you little bitch? THAT'S HOW YOU GONNA DO ME? I JUST GOT OUT THE PENN. I GOT CONNECTIONS I'LL GO BACK IN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK YOU BETTER SHOW RESPECT SON YOU STANDING ON THE STREET I RUN! NOW GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES I NEED TO GET MY DICK SUCKED.
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>>569240706
>city
>minnesota
>kek
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>>569230427
I engineer/produce a fair amount of hip hop. I'm always thinking of them.

>Smoke so much nicotine, call me teen nick.

>So rich I can lease-a simpson

>I put tomatoes in my potato salad, white boy rockin the hair ballad
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Off the books government don't take look
Cuz we flipping quarter pounders faster than McDonalds cooks

I'm from Vegas a town of pharmaceutical junky fools
They kinda like pirus who won't bust without the crew
cuz they pull back till they see blood then they shoot up blues
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>>569240610
post proof then. i have no doubt in my head that you are white. prob from the Midwest.
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>I got a small dick but big nuts

>So when I fuck from behind...I bruise butts
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>>569230427
>Uh uh, muh dick
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>>569240761
why?
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>>569230427

Ima go to jail, nigga
Ima fuck dem bitches, nigga
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Spinning that gold like Rumpelstiltskin
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>Girl I'm fallin for you
>call that Owen heart.
>that blue blazer looks good on you
>you're sexy and you're smart
>You're everything I want and moar.
>D, I
>N, O
>S, A
>U, R, A DINOSAUR!!!!!!
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>>569240706
hey man, minneapolis is the shit
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>>569230581
supa hot fire

>i spit that
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>>569230427
>Im so hot like a roaster
>I put mah dick in a toaster
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>>569240812
>this guy is the reason why hip hop is bad today
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Like a broken xbox
>i don't play no games
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>>569240932
Black. Born and raised in Detroit. You're such a fag that you're now OP.
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>>569241129
>hey man, minneapolis is shit
fix'd
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>>569241191
hey man, i do it for the money. if people want to buy it it's their business.
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"I broke up with my ex girl, here is her number
PSYCH...that's the wrong number!"
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>>569236765
10/10
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>>569241282
man eat a dick or a bowl of pita chips
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>>569241232
Dude you should get off /b/ don't you know people here are total racissss!
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I'm hidin in the park with all your nieces
Tradin' head for reeses pieces.
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Don't look now nigga be scared to look,

Cus i'm droppin niggas like sandy hook
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Niggas best not test me cuz I failed grade 8
Been killin MCs since my first birthdate
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Give a kid a razor tell him its a harmonica
Watch his smile widen cuz when he blows on it cuts
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>>569230427
nigga who are you to tell a nigga like me when to shoot another nigga with my bow nigga
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>>569240979
First faggot steals immortal techniques lines and tries to pass them as their own, didn't know I listened to that shit religiously in high school.
Second faggot plays league
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>>569230427
>I craft my rhymes with logic, lucky you, stumblin upon it
>flow isn't a matter of fast or slow, it's like reality it's about what's compatible
>if it's music I can do it, give me a challenge, I'll tear through it
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>>569241515
You're implying that anyone on this site means anything to me. Not to mention, its been established that most aren't actually racist.
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>>569236765
damn
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>>569241232
>openly admits he's a nigger
U don goof'd
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>>569240716
Yeah I know.
I missed the go
Let me show you my flow
I'll give you some more
I'll bash you with my shield
Kill you with the giant sword I wield
Stab you in the stomach
You die from my attack
Your guts meet my sword end, the sharp side, the pointy end
As your stomach bleeds it's your life that ends
In the land of the nomads you wouldn't make it if you tried
I wish that you've died
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IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS
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Im so fresh you can suck my nuts.
-Soulja Boy
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>>569241232
fucking subhumans
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>>569233924
Fucking top kek
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>>569235880
So much cringe in this thread
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>>569241635
half these lyrics are from other people, including OP's
as for the second part, how does playing a video game make you a faggot?
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>>569230427
>Killing the game like Allen Iverson
>Just don't drop me off in Ferguson
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Even michael jordan keeps asking " damn where you keep getting these j's from"
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>>569241865
>2014
>still too stupid to know the difference between blacks and niggers. I bet you said that because you think everyone is gonna flock to you and join in on your "racist" rant. Everyone here isn't a 14 year old edge fuck. Nah nigga. YOU done goofed.
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>>569231976
>Got that nasty in my taxi, you need a lift?
>you can sit between the backseat and my dick
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>we go play basketball in the park, skin is darker than tree bark
>just when you thought we couldn't get any nicer, we go around the place, and get that virginer
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Hand me that flocka flame, need a hit of this dre, went to take a wiz khalifa, that nigga kanye is gay
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>>569241932
>>569241954
what the balls
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Test
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>>569241932
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts
I'll put it in your butt
And shoot you in the guts
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>>569230427
Go ahead and grip glockz
ill snap your trigger finger in six spots
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>>569230427
Nigger heaven....watermelon.
Welfare......ja mel
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>>569240610
have you been to prison? if the answer is no, you're not black
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>>569231469

Hot fire.
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sacfrice unborn babies and you still couldnt de-fetus.
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>>569242312
Kek
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>>569230427

no.
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>>569242227
>feeding trolls
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not the greatest, but what iv heard recently
"the moon will illuminates my room, and soon i'm consumed by my doom"- kid cudi
"don't answer back, this is hard shit to follow, and you cant spit nigga so you obviously must swallow, muhphucka" - master ace
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I'm the nigga, the nigga nigga like how you figure?
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>>569230427
sat hannibal lecter in a fuckin fruit and vegatable section and gave him a lecture
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>>569241695
>Weezy F baby
>and the F is for....Phenomenal
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>>569242227
I ain't even trying to be racist, nice trips tho.
But listen here nigger, there is no difference between a black and a nigger. You're all useless human beings who contribute nothing to society, only bring it down.
>inb4 Obama
Obamas mom was white you dumb nigher don't even talk about Obama
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who knows who said

"wanna hang? bring your throat, i got stools and a rope"
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Ey ey we been hard, my chain hang
fuck a job mang, my CV say I gangbang
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>>569230427
Tha crack I leave in yo back just like split roads
Hoppin, spittin, jumping, battletoads
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>>569241912
Your rhymes make no sense. You wouldn't get a dime for that shit. Who even raps about themselves rapping anymore? You serious? What's even sadder is you're dreaming, in battle you'd never beat me. See me cape, my wand, and the pointy hat? You're messing with a grand wizard of /b/.

I strike you down with the thunder of my own. The gods were quite strong but I'm afraid their long gone. You look left you look right and search all around the sky but the smoke will never clear as you're consumed by the fire. It's all over soon cus I don't play with my meals, but do not fear, what little power you had is mine now. Soon again you'll see your peers.
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Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
Pulling back the trigger blast you i'm a nigga
I'm a Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
Peeling back your cap from the trigger blast nigga
I'm a Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
Watch your brain matter splatter from the bullet blast nigga
I'm a Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
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>I might be at the bottom looking up
>but the faggots on top more fragile than the bitches I fuck
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>>569242392
Jesus. First time u faggots listened to dance with teh devil or someshit? Fuckin bunch of niggers in this thread
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Hop in your Hummer, the Punisher's ready; meet me at Vito's
with Noodles, we'll do this dude while he's slurping spaghetti
Everybody kiss the fucking floor, Joey Crack, buck em all
If they move, Noodles shoot that fucking whore
Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily

>big pun 1998
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>>569241232
>posts random picture of black arm
>"proof"

yeah youre still white.
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>>569243086
that was truly awful
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>>569242561
Nah. I know they're trolls. Too obvious.
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>>569240812
That's enough
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>>569230427
>i'm from the hood the hoodie hoodie hood if you fuck with you'll get the boot so don't messing with my swag cause i'll be on the attack!

>305 bitch you fine bitch you fine bitch you 380 slut penetrator fuck you nigga say you later don't wanna be playah hater
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>>569243086
Holy... Fuck.

Captcha: down nuperta
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fame and fortune ain't no long wish
i spit old school like the amish
Jeddidiah the mics on fire!
churn the butter, burn the friar.
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>I could freestyle and have people lined up to see me
>Meanwhile, I wouldn't sniff a line off your CD
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>>569231690
remix:

dialin' my nanna — you c'n call it instagrammy.
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>>569243414
If you're gonna troll, for the love of god, do better.
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>>569231770
Lit it,
hit it raw with no fuss,
the only thing she said is: j-just pull out before you b-bust.
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Andre nickatina kids tell me whwre yo sista lives
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Most of you clowns are just rhyming random words, while real niggas like me are slaughtering you herds. I'm separating your necks like wisconsin cheese curds, and shitting on you faggots like a flock of flying birds.

I'm better at battle rapping.
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>>569231770
+1
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They callin me a prostitute not cuz i gotta baby they callin me a prostitute cuz fuck you, pay me
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>>569230427
My milk and honey, my chérie-chérie amore
My Cinderella in her carriage by the doorway
Her ruby slipper made the wizard send the scarecrow
And the lion through the forest
To the wicked witch's fortress where she scorched them in the foreplay
Remember that? He said he'd fight the box to see the wizard
When he was visited by Dorothy who came here on a blizzard
Now the whole world's in color, still
How Auntie Em was next of kin and not her mother
Real, her face was careworn
I suspected she migrated to Kansas up from Dearborn
And had beef with Mrs. Gulch from the very beginning of Year One
Mr. Candyman, the parables parabolic
The poetry's like the poems and psalms of Ecclesiastes
Lightning should strike the stone and then Moses should make a tablet
The Judge will bang the wood up in parliament with the mallet
And yell "Hear, Hear," finally some order to this rap shit
Finally some sort of water to soil these cracked lips
I keep my shit crispy and elegant,
So miss me with the irrelevant, the god body is heaven-sent
The hard-body is reverence, since the son of Byford
Brother of Fal, every rhyme's halal
Every line is kosher, livin' la vida loca
Shout out to Tony Toca, we ballin' like we suppose to..
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Broke ass no rap bars having niggas, throwin words instead of hands broke back mountain lookin niggas. You spittin lines ice dubbed n I spit the fire. Lightin threads up like pac that one night uh, oops nah shit I ain't mean that, bars growin darker everytime I hit dat fat.
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I spit lyrics with such ferocity
the MCs can't stop my velocity
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I got molly on my tongue
in more ways than one
She's sitin on my face
mouth full of chemical taste
I'm talking: indo, benzos, alchol and meow meow
Come around my hood and you might hear my gun go bow pow
The purest shit
never laced
Sitting here like
>Where am I
>What is this place
Holy fuck i;m rolling face
rolling bones
smoking base
my eyes red drinking a 30 case
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calamity exchange in my verses with these posers make my insanity rap look like they are kids in a church choir theyre just there cause they don't know better ... ughhhh
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>>569244050
>flock of flying birds
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One two three four
drop your ass to the floor
put that ass on my dick
nice tits, let me lick
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So... does anyone want to battle?
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lyrically commit a vicious act of terrorism of rhythm in a system of triangular prisms forbidden and written with such conviction
that at no event words should make said collision envisioned by ancient wisdom from forms or wars and swords across the board and enemy hordes to before blood galore deplores time to snore with tenacity reciprocity to armed robbery and losses flee to uncharted territories with innocent pleas.

from a suburban white /b/tard haha
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>>569243258
nah bro, i've been bumping tech since fuckin 2008
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>>569230427
I'm so real you can call me reality is a Yung Lean line. OP is a fuck nigga
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>>569230427
>Take a shit dont wipe yo ass
>blame on anutha sucka nigga in yo class
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>>569244536
>bank account match my clothing size
is from bladee, also a sadboys affiliate
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>>569230427
Uh, I'm repping /b/tards
On the mic, I go retard.
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>>569243817
fuck. this was a remix of >>569231684
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>I'm the demon that rose, the angel that fell
>You can hear the church ring their fucking bell

Just part of a rap song i wrote when i was 17 im 21 now. Surprised I remember that shit..
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>Why's it take two lines to do a one-liner?

That Open Mike Eagle tho
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>What's a non-believer to a god?
>nigga, that's a dead man.
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>>569244423
so you wanna battle? well your face looks like a kettle? oh you offenden? well fuck you and fuck your offensivensess because in this biz we don't care. yeah i'm ghetto yeah i'm hood but when I enter the club everybody is feeling good.
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>>569244843
LMFAO
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>>569230427
Hey, I'm OP-Lamar, AKA the fag who sucks dick in your car
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>>569230427

>Hit the Jamaica spot, at the bar, take a seat.
>I ordered the jerk, she said"Ya are what you eat.
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>“Kill an unborn baby and you still couldn’t de-fetus”
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>>569244843
cringy as heck my /b/ro
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Why hello, you newfags and welcome to /b/
Where the hacker 4chan posted #TheFappening
it was happenin', we couldn't believe JLaw was such a slut
is it fucking better to be cut or uncut?
There is no god...or is there? ITT-Religion
Then that faggot Heaven posts a pic cumming on a pidgeon
"You're fapping to a death chick" too soon bro, too soon
You come here at sundown and stay until noon

OP is a faggot.

Also TheGame
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>>569244423
Kid, your so gay that...
When you wake up...
Your face fades away.
Fucking raindrop in this Bitch, nigga
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And you's a fake fuck like a fleshlight

Bank account lookin' like when little kids break shit: OOOOOOOOOOO

If ya boy don't want to lick it, I volunteer as tribute.
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if you cant count to two
then you a nigga too
you stupid jigaboo
i hate you fuckin coons
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>>569243086
Turn your wand into snakes and get infected with their fangs
As the poison runs through your blood stream I'll burn your cape and pointy hat with fire
You're a grand wizard now? Fuck you, you're a liar
I'm straight up Satanic
Before his down fall
Diagnosed as manic
Blow your limbs off and laugh as you crawl
Head-stompers on, sawed off double-barrel shotgun in hand
If you come back from the dead I will crush you into sand
Turn you into glass you little phony
Put you in my collection as a Pretty Little Pony
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>Snake ass nigga hiss a diss and leave ya in ignorant bliss
(I'm skinny as fuck and have a bit of a lisp)
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>>569244843
Dude. So cringe.
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>>569240812
shit wordplay m8
stop listening to odd future
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Nigga in 3hunna.
Nigga Fuck your momma
Shoulda worn a Condom
Niggas undercova
So you know can't trust em.
Pussyboi dont want war.
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>>569244523
same
then i became an edgy self proclaimed revolutionary with very poor hygiene
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I be eatin milf pussy like american pie

Old bitches jump on this dick, while you niggas get high
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>>569240397
>dropping a bino line and not dropping the best

text said I'm wet, I said hold up wait a minute h20 plus my d that's my hood I'm livin in it
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nigga nigga fuck bitches make money nigga nigga nigga
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>you wanna be my baby tonight, well hold me tight. girl just come with me and let's be free
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>>569240972
flawless victory


I've got autism see
see a burn victim and i yell
TOASTY!
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>>569245326
i was also 14 yo
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>>569244964
>>569245043


Dude trust me i know lol.

Whats even more cringry is that I went to a club with my friend when I was 18, my friend was 21 and bought me drinks but I was obviously already shit faces from pre gaming and then I rapped that whole song on the mic and luckily there were only like 20 people there because it was early and then I got thrown out right after because they found out i was drinking.
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> GETTIN' HOME FROM A LONG DAY OF PRAISIN' THE SUN
> ME AND MY NIGGUHS 'BOUT TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND HAVE SOME
>BURNIN' GRASS SO FAT YOUD THINK WE'RE RYAN DUN

> RYAN
> DONE
> RYAN
> DONE

> GOT TWO 40s FILLED WITH ESTUS
> ME AND MY NIGGUHS ON EVERY GUEST LIST
> EVERY BITCH I KNOW WANTS TO HIT THIS
> BUT ALL DEM BITCHES CAN LICK SHIT

> CAUSE BOWIN'
> CAUSE IM PRAISIN'
> AND IM BLAZIN'
> CAUSE IM PRAYIN'

> IM THE PIOUSEST IN A RIOTNESS
> THE RAPIST IN YOUR THERAPIST
> THE HOLY IN YOUR SHIT
> AND THE DARK IN MY SKIN

> CAUSE I PRAY SO GODDAM MUCH MY SKIN IS BLACK
> PRAY SO GODDAM MUCH MY BITCH IS WHACK
> PRAY SO GODDAM MUCH MY DICK AINT SLACK
> PRAY SO GODDAM MUCH MY BITCH GREW RACKS

> CAUSE BOWIN'
> CAUSE IM PRAISIN'
> AND IM BLAZIN'
> CAUSE IM PRAYIN'

> THE SUN
> WHAT
> THE SUN
> WHAT
> THE SUN
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>About 17 trees wortha paper
>Your daddy fucked you, he's a rape-a
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>>569235967
don't stop
until the drop
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>>569245642
10/10
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Nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger nigger.Nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger nigger.Nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger nigger.Nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger nigger.Nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger nigger.Nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger nigger.Nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger nigger.Nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger nigger. U r dmb
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>>569235274
See imma let you know who best
By da hour
He like Rosie o'donell
At a bisexual bridal shower
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>>569240397
anything from Gambino
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>>569241220
you are like a ps 3 in this rap binez you aint got no game
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>>569245834
this bitch tits sag so much i roll in em like blunts
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>>569230427
This yo mom's spaghetti? It taste like Prego bitch
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>Sold out arenas you can suck on my penis
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I best be hearin praise,
I don't wanna hear a diss,
you I will erase - I don't shoot to miss.
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I told them I´d be rappin' on TV
The other kids were calling me a wannabe
And then they started bugging me
But now they're all standing right in front of me

Haha. Bitches.
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>>569237728
Supa hot fire
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>>569244925
You're lucky you're anonymous or I'd call you ugly too. Delete my docs please I've done nothing to you. By the way I'm backtracing your ass because I'M THE FUCKING FBI, you'll be in jail in a minute. Not just for hacks but because I planted some Convicting Pictures in your System 32. Ya dun goofed fool. Say bye bye to your crew.

>>569245089
Omg it's 2014 and you're still homophobic? I bet you're racist too and a crazy gun toter. Well guess what you hear that bumping upstairs? That me on top of your mom. She told you to move out, this is your punishment "son". I'll be down there to introduce myself maybe an hour or 2 from now. Throw away any piss bottles or pizza boxes before I come down.
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>>569246160

>implying you're good

> implying you would

fuckin rap that shit for real in the hood
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this beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve
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my dead mother's name is Getty, no more mom's spaghetti
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I'm gonna paint a couple nipples on your butt cheeks and titty fuck you, violated while you lie awake at night and wonder if Maulskull loves you.
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>>569246067

fuckin lick my jock,

catch my drift? I mean suck my cock.
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>>569245138
kek'd
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>>569246457
theres vomit on my sweater already, moms spaghetti
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>Wanna know what a real pussy feels like? Stand in a corner and hug yourself real tight

You faggots can relate to this line
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Yo here we are at 4chan /b/
spittin thug rhymes like a straight g
shitpostin and spammin, mods dunno what to do
da kikes be shoutin; holocaust 2:rappin boogaloo
spoutin shit memes as far as the eye can see
da janitor be wonderin why he do it for free
i spit net knowledge, in virtual eden im the fruit
my bars cant be beat not even by lord moot
step down weak nigga, do you even lift?
send ya back to yo country so fast, T. Swift
dont care bout yo boys, dont care bout yo crew
i crunch candyassed cheesy niggas, doritos mountain dew
my words cant be beat, im da preacher in da clubs
you prefer subbed chinese cartoons but admire my dubs
its gettin a lil rowdy, ill go fore this shit turns lame
but before i do that i should tell you: you just lost the game.
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>>569241932
the only acceptable post
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La justice nique sa mère
le dernier juge que j'ai vu
avait plus de vice que le dealer de ma rue
>>
If its about the cash then I go and get it
Hey come join my frients at LE REDDIT
My girl has a dick and my tongue likes to pet it
I go to four chan to prove I'm not a feggit. Nobo the hobo
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the entire song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUH9NaZI9eA`
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> I'm OP and I'm a faggot who lives in my mom's basement
> I rub my jizz on the walls and contribute to their defacement
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inb4 "Mario may be super, but I'm super duper with a big tuper"
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Too many Jews! Too many Jews!
They smoka muh weed and drinka muh booze

I burn down your house and put it out with my pee
I eat Skittles and drink Arizona Ice Tea
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>>569246450
i shot an old man in the kneecaps.
I SHOT AN OLD MAN IN THE KNEECAPS
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>>569244220
Nothing?
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Barrel in your mouth have you only speaking vowels
Nigga
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>>569246691

that's a fuckin 2

nah wait - a fuckin twenty

sweet flow? Mountain dew?

this brother here's got plenty.
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>>569247221
I wouldn't mind hearing it delivered audibly rather than reading it. Take that for what you will.
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>>569247357
ayyy lmao
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>>569247247

squat down - empty your tembling clenched bowels

nigga
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>>569246413

jeez man you hurtin ma feelins


i'ma tear you and hang you from ten different ceilins
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>>569247175

i let the beat drop like old people with polio
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>>569247490

thx for notice me bro
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Red fish blue fish food dish blue wafflecopter the infected cherry popper
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>>569230427
when you were busy playin checkers
nigga I was playin chess
when you started playin chess
I was done playin games
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Take some quilodes,
Have a conversation with motherucking jesus(Spanish pronoisiation)
Batting practice with the ghost of babe Ruth,
Have your hoe in my booth,
Ready to go down, where's the lube,
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>>569247589
bitches cant handle my shit, they get really excited when they see my dick
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>>569247413
Supples inside of complexes and duplexes
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>>569241232
timestamp and tits
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1, 2, swat team at your door
3, 4, better hit the floor
5, 6, you play pick-up sticks
7, 8, death will be your fate
9, 10, you will end up dead
11, 12, hostile at 12
13, 14, bullets in your spleen
15, 16, swat team clears the scene
17, 18, they took down your team
19, 20, they've got bullets, plenty
21, 22, killed by the tools
23, 24, weapons on the floor
25, 26, you tried to play pick up sticks
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>>569247841
Das...Racist?
>>
So much cringe in this motherfuckin thread. These /b/fags arernt good at shit but pretendin they got bread, needa move out mommy's basement instead. You faggots needa watch where you tread. Lurkin in this thread like it's cheese pizza and I'm a hungry fed.
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>>569247686

my dick pays rent and my dick pays quick
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>>569247523

yo sup you got baited

tricked and fooled

your life torn apart - chesse grated

sliced up, get schooled!

your line was for real pretty good

i rate 8 out of 8

let's fuckin hit up hood

on the first damn available date
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>>569248021
so ive got a little story that'll rattle your tits
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>>569248143

all about how my life got flipped turned upside down?
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>you see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge.
scroobius pip
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>>569248143

why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road
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>>569248248
Those obscure indie rap lines tho.
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>>569248226
fuck you
>>569248276
because he was disabled
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>Your mother is a charletain, but she
>Couldn't get me hard again, 'cause
>I hate wackin to a fat black snatch
In the
>Back of an Accura that's been attacked in tens.
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>>569248067

cant tell if gay or just a good friend
either way i hope it's not pretend
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>>569248532

the doctor says that i have a disease
but i find that really fucking hard to believe
>>
Two nines strapped on my like I'm JJ Watt - dm
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>>569248810
i hang dogs from trees, so i can raise the ROOF.
i turn around way too fast and knock things off the shelf with my dick
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"Im a fat fucking nerdy nigger that sounds like I'm about to fall asleep every time I rap but for whatever reason basement dwelling /b/tards love all my music even though I don't give enough of a fuck about the fans I'm lucky as shit to have to even show up to my own shows in do them in person."

-MF Doom
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>If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots
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>I'm a eat a pussy, and I have no remorse
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>>569249014

now it's really red and blue like lilo and stitch
now it's really starting to itch

(hepatitis)
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>Make ya sleep for a week with dribble on your cheek,

>paralysd at waisted deep, unable to speak

Check my shitty vid...

Chronic Chasers

http://youtu.be/iukznqlaXxY
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>>569249263
the beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve
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>>569249107
Someone was booking and going to his shows just wearing the mask and pretending to be him, he didn't just cancel, lol.
>>
I cum to shitpost and all my puppies dread it
I like a good spit roast gang bang meet up reddit ya gettit. Talking a nut deep in the gut from dick in butt what's what my word is born. After a night with my reddit pals my ass is retched and torn now its time for some grammy tranny porn till early morn
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>>569249408

my nipple shrivels up like a dehydrated elf
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