Vocaroo thread, faggots. Also taking requests.
>We read some shit and harshly judge eachother's voice.
Requesting someone read this off:
Eren sat on his bed, thinking about the attack the next day. It wouldn't be fun; Titans were dangerous and he knew this well.
He decided to take from some of his nerves he'd go outside; as he was feeling exhausted. He opened up his front door
when a figure greeted him. It was Keith Shadis, their drill seargent. Keith walked in and said "go inside jagermeister"
clearly he was too drunk to remember Eren's last name. Eren; terrified of this man did as he asked. He looked at him and said
"You did well in training camp and you became a man! Unlike your litle BITCH Armin" and I wanted to welcome you to
the military how I would any man. Eren asked but h.. and then the seargent kissed him and punched him in the face
Sending his small body straight onto his bed. Eren now terrified and confused said why? He said "jagermeister
you can't beat this titan off" and he flipped him onto his back and began fucking his asshole. Eren screamed for mikasa
but she was nowhere to be seen. He cried as the seargent let out harsh grunts and began rubbing a potato on Eren's back.
Using the small amount of potato water and Eren's tears as lubrication to continue with the friction. Eren could feel this man's
hatred with every push as the man neared orgasm. He said "I'm going to make you run laps" right as he came inside Eren. Making
him go from a man to a bitch with whatever remaining dignity he had running down his legs. Then Eren looked behind him and the Seargent
was undoing a zipper on top of his head, revealing lng black hair. It wasn't him at all! Eren was overpowered by Mikasa.
She looked him dead in the face at his cum covered body and said "no need to call for me I was here all along" as she put her
large penis inside Eren's mouth. Eren fought back tears tasting her salty wiener and she came down his throat filling him inside
and out with a layer of Boston cream. As he lay there with her large throbbing, veinous member in his mouth she said "With this
I will feed you" and Eren cried one last time; remembering this what what it felt like when his mother was home.
Hey, you're trying. And I appreciate that. I think you just sound more nervous than bad, though. You could have a great voice. Just keep trying.
r8 me pls
guess where i´m from
lol forgot link
Proof to back up my highness (mah music).
I can't do inhale-y shit. I don't know why. I just started with beatboxing, but I've been a drummer for years.
you're really good
but i'll jam with you
but i have sandniggers in my country
I love Tallest Man. I've been meaning to learn some of his stuff, but it's all in strange tunings and i'm too lazy to retune my guitar every time I want to play it.
Funny thing about the Powerpuff Girls beat (as well as a shit ton other beats) is that it's just James Brown's "Funky Drummer" sped way up.
The sample starts at ~5:30
Please say this please god:
And so it was Michael, with the largest penis, and Steven was yet a slave to him. Ps, Daisy loves to take Michaels juicy dick.
Really bad - either you're just not trying, or you just don't have a singing voice.
Still, you tried. And that's all that matters. Good on ya, mate!
I'm trying to be quiet... but yea I'm not a very good singer
Boring you sound bored and your voice is lacking so much charcter and emotion for what you're reading it's pathetic. You prolly got maxed out insecurities, have a fun life of that killing you with boredom
Here's my lousy attempt. I get nervous when i read out loud, even when i'm alone.
That's what my highschool music teacher told me and said she could work on it to make it pleasant but I said fuck that i would only sing if i could be rich and famous because of it
Shit anon, you're good .. can I have more ?
first person to read this gets $2.86 to their paypal, reply with vocaroo and pp email;
anna, my darling anna, where art thou anna.
me, plus you, ima tell you one time,
me, plus you, ima tell you one time
me, plus you, ima tell you one time, one time
do you like cock in ur bum mate? are yoou hhavinin a lafff are u fokin dumb m9.
we have known each other for almost 2 years now.. The fabric of time may wither and twist, and push us apart. But you will always be my faithful companion, by my side to heal me of injuries I bare.
Our home was once a place of dust, red rocks and caverns filled with creatures. Now we reside in our shrine, praying daily to the almighty allah. Hoping he grants us almighty power to slay da pooosay.
>we have known each other for almost 2 years now.. The fabric of time may wither and twist, and push us apart. But you will always be my faithful companion, by my side to heal me of injuries I bare.
>Our home was once a place of dust, red rocks and caverns filled with creatures. Now we reside in our shrine, praying daily to the almighty allah. Hoping he grants us almighty power to slay da pooosay.
Not the best at doing smut- but I did my best!
Also heres some singing-http://vocaroo.com/i/s09gVV3kQViG
>implying im a man
>implying i wouldnt fuck the man with that voice
>wait i am a man
>and i wouldnt fuck that man...
Listen, Im lonely. Let me have this.
Deep beneath the earth lies it's ever growing secret. Circling, in a convection current of our impending doom. Few know it, and even fewer listen to them. Only allah can save us now. OOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOL WOLOLO
Sang the Navy Seals Copypasta. Maybe thats a bit more up /b/'s alley.
I DID SOME 50 SHADES NIGGERS.
>I will never be a nigger
Ya dun good.
Good. My daddy would kill me for talking to a nigger.
these threads make me feel lonely :(
I can't get enough of that voice. thanks so much! post your YouTube if you make videos if not I understand