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Gentleman, Dworcs 3: Assblasters. Can I get a role call before

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Gentleman,

Dworcs 3: Assblasters.

Can I get a role call before we start please?
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>>564390181
Grognak the Barbarian, Fucker of poonanny, General of Dworcs, Worshipper of Serpents, etc.
(nigga who didnt like diplomacy n sheit)
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>>564390545
Welcome back

And, subsequently, bump
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Bumpy
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>>564391049
where all da nigz at
comawn Serpent Priest Shaman warlock nigga
otha nigz
comawn
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Farjod
guildmaster
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>>564391623
moar dworcs
comawn
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>>564392272
I was the guy who want
ed to seal the harpys to to study them
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Nother bump
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Yooooo
Diplomat dude here
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3 now
when we start based op?
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>>564392691
>>564392483
>>564392420

Next post will be the start
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>>564393000
Ah trips
A great start to a great thread
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>>564393000
Can I play? How does play?
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We left off at the edge of the water, having conquered the sirens and found a water nymph on its shores.

She kept babbling.

What do we do with her?

A. Kill her
B. Ask her questions
C. Put her back into the water
D. Raep
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>>564393459
Rape
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>>564393459
B)
also we send an embassy to the elves to start trading our snake leather for building material
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>>564393256
If you've ever done a civil thread before, it's just that.

>>564393241
>>564392691
>>564392420
I charge you fags with explaining the story so far to the new guy.
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So what the hell is this and how do I play?
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>>564393256
OP says a setting and we decide what to do
>>564393459
Ask questions
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>>564393459
Ax sum questions
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>green id get
>hail the great serpent
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>>564393459
B
Also, people from the last time started their own thread. Will redirect them here.
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I'm one of those sexy pink lolis. Call me Princess Pussy.
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>>564393459
Slay her, She has been ruined by the sirens.
Do not be unnecesarily violent.
End it quickly.
das my vote.
(A)
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GREEN ID GET
HAIL SNAKIN'
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>>564393256
We are dwarf-orc hybrids who started to squat in a cave. We murdered a guy who wanted to fuck a bear and ventured into a cave to befriend gnome-goblin hybrids. Together we advance our society worshiping snakes n shit. Recently we fought a bunch of sirens in an underground lake. They dead now, theres a spooky pyramid at the bottom of the lake and a nymph is rambleing about
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>>564393909
Princessssss Pussssssy
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post male elf porn
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>>564393459
We've got to talk to her.
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>>564394117
Thanks, bruv. You make the Dworcish people proud.
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>>564394117
We worship snakes because a species of Giant semi-aquatic serpents lives in the caves with us, But we domesticated them.
OP, What is our population (Dworc, And then Gnoblin, and then all together) and our total military force?
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>>564393630
Nigger we live in a mountain. Its all the metal and stone we need to make a huge badass fortress.
We Dworcs Nigga
We trade with elves for other stuff
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>>564393459
Just start off with questions about it like its name , its health, and other shit like that
>>564394402
The diplomat is also the historian i guess
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>>564394661
I thought our plan was to kilo the elves and start a genocide?
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>>564394018 poor guy
>>564393964
>>564393909 real live chinese cartoons
>>564393874 k
>>564393836 poor again
>>564393662
>>564393834
>>564393630 already diplomatic mission going to them

The group asks her a series of questions but she just keeps babbling death, war, destruction, reaping, conscious, VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI

What do?

A. Kill
B. Throw in water
C. Leave her alone
D. Other
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>>564394661
I meant more along the lines of super nice rocks we havn't found yet as the elves are more advanced
we start building a massive snake monument in the middle of the city
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>>564394814
Kill
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>>564394814
A. She needs to die. She is dangerous. Death would be merciful.
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>>564394814
Kill.
As i said, She is obviously terminally fucked up.
Slide a dagger directly into her forehead, Cook her remains for the Gnoblins.
Dont be a dick bout it either, A beautiful aquatic creature got fucked up by some slutty old hags.

However- Say CHIM to her once.
If she does nothing, Do as i said.
(A)
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C
no reason to mess with her also we start building irrigation to bring the water to the city
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>>564394814
A
Mercy kill
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>>564394814
place her in the water, she could just be in shock from lack of it
>>564395230
>>564395092
>>564395041
she doesnt pose a threat, might as well try to get something out of her
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>>564394814
I say we dip her in water. See if that makes her any more coherent. But don't just toss her in or she might swim away.

Can dworcs swim? I never thought of dwarves or orcs as good swimmers
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>>564395373
the snakes are
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>>564394805
Absolutely. But I'm doing long game genocide where we infiltrate their economy with our Dworcgold and subvert their culture with sserpent worsship.
Outjew them, esssentially
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>>564395373
Dworcs on average are 6'5 with an IQ of 110, Essentially smart, Stocky, Heavily bearded Orcs.
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>>564395525
Alright sounds good
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Need I remind you niggers that the lake is being held back by magic?
It's the nymph's doing, obviously. Figure out if she's worth keeping after we secure the fucking triforce
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>>564395373
I like what you're thinking
Also not sure about the swimming part. Its been established that snakes can swim with us on them though
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>>564395965
Oh shit good idea.
DONT KILL! The water will go back to the pyramid and fuck up our team.
Keep her their, But watch her.
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The bitch dead yet?
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>>564395965
Nice one, forgot about that detail. Op wasnt very descriptive in this recent post

She might also have a clue about the pyramid if we can get her to think clearly
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>>564396127
This
>newfags forgot bout the triforce
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>>564395965
True
I change my vote to dipping her back into the water, maybe she'll start making sense
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>>564395525
Ssorry thiss sshould ssay dworcoin.
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>>564396463
Infact, Without her we prolly wouldnt be able to get to the Pyramid, Or the Sirens for that matter.
Thank Serpintinus we didnt kill her.
>inb4 opusan makes us kill her
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>>564396485
Ditto
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Dont kill her keep her alive
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>>564396708
OP PLS NO KILL
sserpent disires to utilizthe the nymph
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>>564396231
>>564396127
>>564395976
>>564395965
>>564395910
>>564395607
>>564395525
>>564395490
>>564395373
>>564395345
>>564395230
>>564395164
>>564395108
>>564395092
>>564395041

After some serious discussion about whether or not to put her out of her misery, it's decided that we should keep her alive in case her death disrupts the status quo. She is tossed into the lake. She sits, mouth submerged, watching us curiously, but is quiet. For now.

We scavenge whatever metals we find and convert them into weapons and armor. As of right now, there are 37 Dworcs and 197 bastardfaggots. We are extremely well equipped with armor, melee weapons, Serpent steeds, and acid throwers, both for the individual and mounted on the serpents heads for the Viper Knights.

We have to wait for the diplomatic team to return still, so what do we do in the mean time?

A. Research (focusing on weapons, armor, and the Red Pyramid
B. Continue to explore the underground
C. Focus our efforts on creating the tunnel underneath the elvish city
D. Explore the surface more
E. Other
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bamp
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Bump and lets get a massive serpent monument going in there at the end, OP pls. Slap a foreboding altar on there and we good to go nigathththththh
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A
all dworc females are forced to be impregnated
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>>564397730
Research advance our arsenal before going onwards
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So, Thinking about the Elves- I dont think we can out jew them.
Its just a fact, Since they are sissies, They need to rely on higher average IQ. But we are better warriors.
I think that we shouldnt gibe resources to them, Unless they prove to break the stereotype and be worthless tardlings. In which case, Why not just purify them?
Anyways, Slowly build a greater army, A fortress on the Mountain, And march upon them, Rape their women, Burn down their heathen gods, etc. They may be smarter- But still faggots.

This is just a prediction tho.
Also, Humans?
They're somewhere, Im sure, The question is where?
We should send an expedition to that abandoned place. Or did we? anyways, Gotta explore and shit.
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>>564397730
return to the lake with a small group. Research the pyramid and try to communicate with the numph
>>564398040
Slow down, lets just focus on building our home first and making sure we're safe
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>>564397878
Red pyramid should be researched on the altar. Tell bastardfaggots that it's the sserpentss eye.
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>>564397730
Send a Elite Expedition of 4 Viper Knights to the Abandoned Settlement, Aside from that continue research.
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guys we are low on dworcs
didn't OP say 1000+ elves
we gotta start fucking each other
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Explore the underground. Who knows what else we will find down here.
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>>564398040
Interesting I think after the elves our next efforts shall be towards finding humans
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>>564398421
Dont forget we have the power of bastards too.
>>564398428
Lets focus on one problem before we start more
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Do we know how militarily equipped the elves are? Are they just stronger then us in numbers or in armor and weapons as well?
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>>564398782
150 bastardfags take out all our dwarves
if we start populating we can eventually make it more of an even population
>>564399026
we will find out in a few turns
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>>564399026
We dont, thats why we are being diplomatic
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>>564398040
We need to outjew them for now. Elves are arrogant and we can exploit their superiority complex. Let them think we serve them while we become stronk. In ssecret.
We will offer them favorable trade dealsss. Lull them into complacency while we dig in to the mountains.
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>>564399026
A Diplomatic party will be back soon. Hopefully, We will know more of them soon. Considering our numbers in comparison to ours- We're doing pretty good for ourselves. Our technology is quite sick.
>>564399140
The gnoblins wont do that, We are there gods. We brought them religion, Serpents, Metal, Civilization, etc.
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>>564397730
Breed more Dworcs! Also, crossbreed a dworc and a gnomlin to create a Gnworflin! FOR SCIENCE!
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>>564399293
never know plus we are better heavy troops
no reason not to breed us its pretty easy
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>>564399293
Yessss ssombody undersstands
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>>564399243
While were doing that we need to hwve some bastardfags learn magic and become mages it will aid us in combat
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>>564399140
bastards arent a problem, we've been through a year in-story time with them already. Plus they worship us/the snakes we domesticated
>>564399390
We already created laws about no crossbreeding
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>>564398283
I second this.
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>>564399390
The ssserpent sstrictly forbids it. Its the firsthththththhtt commandment
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>>564399510
not saying they are a problem
im saying we need to breed either way due to our superiority and that we our low as is
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>>564399390
The serpent forbids crossbreeding
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But yeah we should get to fucking.
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>>564399720
Nah, The massive water should help us alot. We should have another orgy soon, That'll help get some more little Dworcs on the way.
What is the fertility of dworcs, OP? And how fast do they mature, and how long is the pregnancy?
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It should be noted that there hasn't been any sort of religion officially established so I don't know about the statue. But we can improvise.

>>564398463
>>564398428
>>564398421
>>564398283
>>564398235
>>564398213
>>564398040
>>564398010
>>564397995
>>564397878

It's decided that more research should be done. The raw materials we gathered are broken down and converted. However, we have a surplus of metal now. One of us suggests building a permanent settlement on the lake so we can study the pyramid and also have a fucking fortress made of metal and the bones of wayward adventurers.

The settlement is established, using the surplus metal to bolster the bone walls and create strong, small forts inside. Half of our population is left in the cave to continue mining and harvesting acid.

We continue research and develope more devastating, smaller acid throwers, kind of like water pistols. We also double our domesticated serpent steeds, giving us a total of 100 of them.

The smartest dworc is assigned researching the pyramid. He currently spends his days trying to communicate with the nymph and riding a serpent steed out to the pyramid to observe it. So far he has jack shit.

What do now?

A. Explore underground
B. Explore surface
C. Other
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>>564399293
Can we get a brief recap of what tech we have? Also, do we have magic?
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>>564400051
>inb4 rule 34
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>>564400163
Dworcs are not good wih magic though we might have some bastardfags learn it
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>>564400163
no dworcs dont believe in magic
also B) start a farm?
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>>564400158
Explore underground also have dworcs start breeding we need another generation
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>>564400163
we have sturdy metal armor and weaponry with mastery of snake acid for poisoned weapons and acid launcher weaponry. We have next to no magic knowlege, but it is growing.
>>564400158
Explore underground, the scouts are already exploring above ground
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>>564400163
Not much magic, Though the pyramid may change that. One guy likes the idea of a Warlock kinda shit goin on, but not much has developed with that. Acid throwers/pistols now, Snake Mounts, Best metal in duh wurld bruh.
>>564400275
>implying you wouldnt fap to it 24/7
>>564400158
As i said, 4 Man Viper Knight Squad to explore the abandoned settlement in the west. or east? sheeeeit, wherever dat lil bitch is. Also, Orgy for the Dworcs.
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Explore Underground
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>>564400163
>>564400642
We also have domesticated snakes with armor we ride. They can swim with us on them n shit.
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Second thought establish the first holiday in the dworc civilization...call it free fuck friday, and it's where everybody just fucks all day. but also sticking with the explore underground, gotta be some good shit down here somewhere
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>>564400158
Explore underground. We need all the resources we can get, and we need to better know our surroundings. Plus, while the over world has elves and other sentient races, there's probably less competition down here. And if we spread enough underground, there's no way any potential overworld enemies could wipe us out.
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>>564400158
No religion
All for ssserpentssss are our godsssss
>>564401223
this is our new holiday
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>>564401223
also dis. Every 3rd week there is a Free Fuck Friday- But all fridays are encouraged to have lots of fucking.
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>>564400395
We should start allowing some veteran bastardfaggots to sstudy the sserpents lore.
Im thinking units consisting of small teams of magic missle tossers under the direction of a superior officer dworc. Call it the sserpentss guard.
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We have had just given birth to a new generation. Pregnancy is typically 8 months for dworcs, two months for bastardfaggots but they don't fuck much.

>>564400892
>>564400764
>>564400760
>>564400642
>>564400601
>>564400493
>>564400395
>>564400275
>>564400163

The question becomes should we intermix with the Gnoblins.

Also what part of the underground are we going to send scouts to explore? There is a passage going south and one going down.

A. South
B. Down
C. Other
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And yeah we need an institutionalized orgy program. Sserpent aprovess
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>>564401835
down
And no
the serpents would reject us as their children
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Down. The farther you go down the less chance of finding an enemy civilization and a greater possibility for rarer elements we could us for alchemy and greater tech
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>>564401575
Nice. Who will teach it to them though? We havent used magic at all yet.
Like. At all. Although thats a good idea. Dworc shieldwall upfront supported by Gnoblins with some fireballs going overhead to weaken the enemy.

>>564401803

What is the estimate for how many pregnancies and new dworcs and then gnoblins we will have? Down.

And no intermixing. We are already halvlings, Dont need to get more.
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>>564401803
Down and dont intermix
Also guys we need to start making new weapons while are acid launchers are amazing I thinj we should develop a couple other weapons before we fight the elves
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>>564402023
Ditto
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>>564401803
lets go down
No intermix, we are already both racemixed. We dont need quadlings.
>>564402092
I think we're going with the pyramid has some sort of magical knowledge we can learn
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in first thread the bastardfags like to ambush and use speed
I say we use them as spies and assassins training them to use the shadows as their allies
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>>564402182
No intermixing damnit. We are already highly mixed, Goblins and gnomes will make us shorter, less strong.
stahp wit dis.
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>>564402313
If that's the case we should definitely have more then one dude researching it...also why not have some gnoblins helping...different races think in different ways... maybe they'll be able to see something dworcs can't
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>>564402423
shit little goblin assassins would be sick. We already have poisoned blades. They said in the first thread anyways they prefer the snake armor. Start an assassin training program.
>>564402563
Also I agree with this guy. Advert more manpower to the pyramid research. Try not to have too many contact the nymph though, too many people might make it nervous.
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>>564401803
>Always down
>The call of the depths
>We feel it in our blood
>We Dworcs
>We mine
>We fortify

Dworcs might shun the use of magic but we must realize it's potential. The smart one sshall uncover the ssecrets.


>hail the serpent
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>>564402827
eh, I dont think we're an assasin type. More like a badass orc/dwarf acid throwing type. Maybe a small elite group to take out dangeorus elves if we get beefin' wit dem.
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>>564403268
i mean for the little bastards. We Dworcs can be the muscle along with a bigger chunk of the bastards
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>>564403268
not the dworcs the bastardfags
we use heavy armor and our like knights
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Assassins would be great they could take out importznt elves silently while we focus on armies
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>>564402428
>>564402423
>>564402313
>>564402206
>>564402182
>>564402092
>>564402023
>>564401937
>>564401835

A few bastardfaggot scouts are sent down the hole and it is established that the gnoblins will also take part in Free Fuck Friday, although they'll stick to their own kind because our giant dworcs cocks would eviscerate them and our powerful dworcs vaginas would smother them. Gnoblins mature fast so in about five months we could double our gnoblin population, especially considering that they have a high female to male ratio.

Meanwhile, our diplomats from the Elvish settlement have returned! The elves, at first disgusted by our two peoples for obvious reasons, learned to love our culture because they never thought to mount snakes. So far, we have a good relationship with them, but no standard trading or anything of the sort. They request the presence of a larger diplomatic party.

What do?

A. Send a convoy of Dworcs and Gnoblins to create a peaceful relationship with their people
B. Do A but plot against them as its happening
C. Other
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>>564403676
B
also I like the idea of bastardfags as assassins they can take out political leaders and such while we kill armies what you guys think?
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C) bastardfag assassin training program
Also Op when will sserpents be our godss
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The fuck would you NOT plot against them? As soon as they learn the ways of the snake mount they'll turn on us just as quick. Might as well have a plan in place before that happens.
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>>564403676
A
cant plot against something you know nothing about
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>>564402827
Yeth gnoblin rogue assassin squads
>Call em teh black fang
Sserpentss gaurd = gnobins as mana hurling shock troops
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>>564403676
B, of course. Elves are scum, But we play nice for now.
Ask our diplomats information bout
>population of elves
>city size
>military size
>average elf
>elf culture
>etc
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>>564403976
picture it 20 or so gnobins hurling over settlements in the dead of night sneaking into all the houses of the nobility silencing their voices forever
actually might be the one thing their good at
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>>564404119
Don't forget about their tech
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>>564403676
B, but if they pose no threat, keep politics clean
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>>564404230
This is great we shoukd start training right away ahd start forging light armor
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>>564404506
we have snake leather armor already
its literally already possible if we can just train them
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>>564404230
the gnobins are kick ass though. Dont think they are shit. Little niggers saved our entire population.
>>564403976
this
>>564403676
Dont send too much over there. A small group like 4 armed footsoldiers, two snake riders, and a trained diplomat. Shows we are organized and strong without risking too many resources
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B natural
Let's send back a trading party of dworcs, bring them gifts of fine Dworcish craftsmanship.
We can send Gnoblins if you want but we gotta keep the sserpent worship quiet around the elves. Lull them to complacency, they must not learn our power level.
Build a serpent altar
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>>564404623
We should train hopefull OP adds this in
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>>564404806
Also- Tell them never to reveal our location, the pyramid or the sirens, Preferably not the gnoblins, And little of the acid.
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>>564404806
Yeah this is the perfect trade party. Bring trinkets and gems.
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>>564405192
>>564405091
>>564404806
Oh yea, this too, preferably nothing about acid
Lets put siren pubes in some water and call it an aphrodisiac
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Also we should inquire about the world. I.e if they have any enemies (that we could help them fight or that we could side with), geography, etc
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The elves probably know something of the bastardfaggots already
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>>564404506
>>564404406
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>>564404230
>>564404119
>>564403976
>>564403971
>>564403968
>>564403945
>>564403912

The first Order of the Black Snake is established and a group of 40 outstanding gnoblins begins training for assassinations. This is not much training since they're already so adept at ambush tactics.

We have finally established our cavern underneath the Elvish city and they are entirely unaware of us.

A large diplomatic group is sent to the elven city, 15 dworcs and 30 gnoblins. When we arrive, we are showered with praises and welcomes as we parade through cobbled streets laiden with flower petals on our serpent mounts. The population is massive, probably over 10,000 elves. The elvish diplomats greet us with sincere excitement. They say there are several places worthy of visits.

Where should we go?

A. The Mages' District
B. The Praetor's Palace
C. The Market District
D. The Red District
E. The Technicians' College
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We should be careful about sending snake riders to the elves, we don't want them taking the snakes and breeding their own. Keep the poison/acid a secret.
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>>564405850
The mages district we can be specialized in all three ways of combat weaponry stealth and magic
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>>564405850
Praetors? Sounds like the...Guard...Of their-
LEADER?
I suggest praetor, mages, then technicians.
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>>564406089
Second
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>>564401803
>>564405850
Prioritize the Mage's district and technician's college. See if we can't get some freebies to take back and emulate. Copying elvish magic could save us a lot of time.
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I say we go to the Technicians college first. Might learn something of the prowess of the elves while gleaming some info we can use to advance our society.
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>>564405887
this

also technicians college or maybe the mages find something out about the pyramid
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>>564405850
trade and have the majority of the group leave with goods along with all the snakes. If they are doing an ambush we dont want them to have our snake secrets. Have the remainder spend equal amounts of time in all districts except red light, they might get a bad impression of us if we spend time there
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>>564405850
B, we have to talk to the guy in charge, niggers. He threw us a fucking parade. Diplomatfag, tell me I'm wrong.
We have an audience or whatever, give him some goodwill trinkets.
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>>564406769
After we establish diplomatic relations we can start trade. Have the smart one choose some acolytes for the mages and the techs. Send someone to see what the fuck the red disstrict is.
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Part of me feels like we shouldn't be fucking with the pyramid. Some sort of undead army or something could pop out of it if we say the wrong words. Maybe that's why the water bitch is there to keep people away from it
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>>564405850
Do we even have snake riders in the city? We dont want any there in the first place
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>>564406627
Also, I suggest we give the elves ONE snake, that has been de-fanged and de-venomed, for the king or zoo or whatever. It shows good faith, and will mislead them as to the true value/nature of the serpents. If they think that the serpents are only mounts, rather than weapons in themselves, they will feel less threatened and more likely to cooperate.
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>>564407370
dis.
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>>564407370
How dare you suggest deviling a god
I say we let the elves know we have it but not let them have it
we can show them it though
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>>564407282
Oh its that kind of district.
The sserpent will coil around it ssoon
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>>564407282
Haven't we already established diplomatic relations with the first party? They already said they loved our culture because of the whole snake thing
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>>564406769
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>>564406375
>>564406349
>>564406089
>>564406032
>>564405887

Our snakes are kept under guard by our own people.

Clearly there is much to be gained from pur visit with the Elves. The majority of the Dworcs express an interest in the technicians college, as well as some of the Gnoblins. The majority of the gnoblins want to go to the mages' district.

The reminder, a small group of 2 dworcs and 3 gnoblins are charged with visiting the praetor's palace.

Upon arrival, there is a feast and we are seated at his table. What should we ask him?

A. History of the elves and of the region
B. Geography
C. Enemies and Allies
D. Economy
E. Other
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>>564407370
This is clearly blassphemy. Besides they would learn of our assids.
Snake altar now.
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>>564407771
A. Also, describe "HIM" op.
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>>564407771
Enemies and Allies
Build Snake altar NOW!!!
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>>564407771
Enemies and all7es we need to knoe who we can have side with us
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Enemies and Allies. This could give us a huge advantage with our plotting against the elves. also i feel like it would give us a hint about the geography because they would have to tell us where the other civilizations live
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>>564407315
That is plausable, but why would a bunch of sirens circlejerk around a lich pyramid thing.J
>>564407370
>>564407546
No snake harming, they can look but not touch. Also dont demonstrate anything dangerous about the snake.
>>564407771
History
Enemies and allies
in that order
They will think we are interested in them, without making us look ignorant by asking about the land we live in and without being suspicious by asking for every drop of information. Also ask about the spooky ghost town
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>>564408176
They could have been trying to unleash the force thinking they could control it and use it to their advantage
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>>564407771
ACBD in that order, its only polite.
>snake altar now
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>>564407771
A, B, D, C, in that order. We want to be polite. Asking in that order makes us seem interested in their culture and society, rather than just strategy. We can't tip our hand. Plus, it may turn out that the elves could make genuinely useful allies. We want to make a good impression.
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>>564408326
Then why cant we do the same?
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>>564408176
I Change my vote to this. Don't want to come off as plotting assholes (even though we are)
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>>564408519
Mainly because that shit never works out for anyone but the forces that are locked away in the first place. Maybe once we know more about magic but for now I think we should leave it alone.
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>>564408508
I feel like enemies & allies would naturally come during or after a discussion of history. Not like we have to forge an alliance right here now.
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>>564408508
Changing vote to this can get lots of information like this
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I just got back, I had to leave when the harpies were coming out of the bone wall, How did the fight with the sirens end? and also what happened with the spooky mountain?
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>>564408810
>>564408508
We shouldn't ask too much. We can always visit again and learn more without looking suspicious.
>>564408774
possibly its not even magic, just some sort of contraption.
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>>564408176
You're right. My apologies for such blasphemy.

Also, as an underground race, I don't think asking about geography is bad. We already have mines under their city. And if the elves think they can help us, they will be more likely to deal with us, hoping for stuff in exchange. The more dealings we have with them, the better. It will lull them into a false sense of security.
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>>564409130
we killed the harpies. The lake remaind parted with an unknown pyramid in it. There is a semi-insane nymph lurking around in it. We are now doing diplomatic stuff with elves
>>564409252
Perhaps ask on another visit, make it sound like it's not too important to us.
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there are 10000 elves
we literally will nor even match that if we had a holiday where we fuck every day
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>>564409130
We skullfucked the harpies and had a good battle against the sirens. Got a fucking triforce, met a nymph. Now we building a massive foreboding snake altar and shit.
>>564409130
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>>564408519
>>564408508
>>564408375
>>564408326
>>564408176
>>564408081
>>564408061
>>564408024
>>564407956
>>564407841

We ask about enemies and allies. They say that there is a great evil in the mountainnto the west. A great evil with no name. As the story goes, there was a pure elvish family that settled on the mountain 2,000 years ago. They were never heard from again, but there is only one reason to travel to the mountain: to meet death. Some say the family uncovered a great and powerful evil which has been corrupting their souls for the last two millennia. Others say that the patriarch of the family was charged by a heathen god to sacrifice that which he loved most in return for great power. No one really knows.

Continued in next post, I just didn't want to make you guys wait as I formulated a text wall.
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>>564409130
training the bastardfags to be assassins
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>>564409130
We ended up slaying the sirens and find7ng a strange pyramid. We also made contact with the elves. At the moment we are plotting against the elves while using their resources
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>>564409532
Bet the black mountain has something to do with us randomly spawning in the snow.
prolly our great great grand pappy o sahmtin.
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>>564409607
>>564409579
>>564409480
>>564409440
Thanks!

>>564409532
I say we send some scouts and bastardfaggots assassins to the mountain. Also ask what´s up with the abandoned settlement.
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Regarding the evil in the west, I suggest a long term strategy of burrowing and slithering.
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>>564410190
They were probably killed by the unspeakable evil. just a guess 0.o
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>>564410190
dont send anyone to the mountain yet, dont want to risk it while we're planning on attacking the elves

Perhaps the evil has something to do with the pyramid and the fucked up nymph
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>>564410467
war with elves isn't happening for a while
they will crush us
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>>564410264
>>564410467
True, Let´s stay clear from the mountain
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>>564410467
This
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>>564409532

The Praetor, a slender, shrewd, and genuine man, recommends that we stay away from it.

He says there are a few other Elvish settlements further East and that those make up the bulk of the city's allies.

We mention that we found an abandoned settlement to the East.

He says that he doesn't want to talk about that.

Apparently the Elves moved into this area just under 200 years ago in search of raw materials. And, apparently, they fucking suck at mining, which is why they are so receptive to us as allies.

Their economy is almost entirely based in education. Their entire society has some form of magical training, combative or non combative, which they use for everything from war to agriculture.

Continued in next post
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>>564410717
Gotta burrow and slither. Build our mountain fortress deeper. Get more metals. Build a fucking snake altar
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>>564410958
All available personal start building the snake altar
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>>564410913
This makes the elves the perfect fucking allies. learn everything we can by trading resources for knowledge, to a point.
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>>564410716
This.
Burrow & slither
Snake altar now
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>>564410958
The altar is top priority IMO
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>>564411127
what the shit is a snake altar (in the long run) going to accomplish? other then depleting supplies and manpower ofcourse. what's the long term bonus of a snake altar?
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>>564410958
Snake altar it is
>>564411124
Agreed

They have more than one settlement. An attack on one will cause the rest of their empire to converge on our tiny fortress.
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We should discuss how to go about getting magic skillz. I vote only training a select few Dworcs. They will train some Gnoblins. We need to maintain our control of their knowledge.
>snake altar now
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>>564411393
Alright then so the sserpent altar is official rigjt?
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Also, did our bastardfags that went deeper into the ground die or something? What the hell is taking them so long...
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Hold on with all this magic shit- we havent even gotten to the mage school yet. Lets just chill for now, guys.
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>>564411683
I say we train only 3 dworcs on magic and 20 gnoblings as dworcs are not good with magic but gnoblings are not bad.
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>>564411346
We have shitloads of building materials and a lot of fucking Gnoblins. Fucking anti-snake shhhills.

The altar will be important, trusst uss
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>>564411730
ye
>>564411878
It hasnt even been a day yet, we still havn't left the elves civ
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>>564411730
when we get our population up and we can spare it I say we convert all dworcs into heavily
religious beings
then we construct a huge church in which only the best will be taught to fight and pray
sorta like a templar
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>>564411953
Dworcs plan. Must not allow the Gnoblins to get uppity
>snake altar now
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OP is still taking a long time to post, but he´s cool
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>>564412169
I feel like the serpent would approve
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>>564410913
We ask if he knows anything about the history of the region.

He says that long ago a massive cult with a million members controlled the region. Nothing survives of their religion or their culture. The legends say that they were extremely wealthy and incredible mages and craftsmen. But that is all that is said. He says it's all just a bunch of bullshit to scare people, that a culture like that doesn't just disappear without a trace. They must have left something behind.

And that's it.

What do?

A. Press him about the abandoned settlement and see if he'll talk
B. Transition to what is happening at the technicians college
C. Transition to what is happening at the mage's diatrict
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>>564412339
Nah man gnoblings are loyal. We gave them everything they have, they are one of us. I say we specialize them as assassins and mages.
>>
Tech college
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>>564412339
Listen, we visit sum magik skewl, we visit sum tke skewl, DEN, we decide on if to make a massive altar. We dont know jack SHEEEEYUT bout magic roit nao. kkk?
>>564412503
We shouldnt pressure him. Ask him if its dangerous.
Then mageskewl.
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>>564412503
Mages college
we dont want to anger him by pushing for information
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While waiting i made a rough draft of our flag

what do you guys think?
>>564412503
mage district, lets not press too much the first day we come here
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>>564412503
A
Ask him if he doesn´t mind if we occuppy it and see his reaction.
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>>564412509
Oh yeah I'm on board with training them. We just need to keep them entirely dependant on us for feudal reasons.
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>>564412687
this
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>>564412657
nignog needs a beard then it's perfect
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>>564412687
I like this. Its misleading and we want him to show more of his hand.
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>>564412842
That´s why I said we train 3 dworcs to make them archmages, specializing one on dark magic, one on healing and one on attack magic
(don´t know the types of magic there are so I just picked some that seem logical)
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>>564412865
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>>564412631
>>564412646
>>564412657
I feel like going to the mage college will spread our understanding of things to far. instead of being mediocre in a bunch of aspects why not be super kick ass in one and then after we are the most advanced in tech then learn more about magic from a comfortable position of power.
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>>564413236
Perfect
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>>564412687
second
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>>564413236
love it
when can the Monument and church be made OP
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>>564413236
i fucking love it. The Dworc flag!!
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>>564413279
I think we should at least LEARN about it. I mean, For all we know we could use some badass tech to harness THEIR magica- electro wards or sahm shit. it cant hurt to try and learn.
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>>564412657
Fairly certain the great serpent would endorse this banner
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>>564413279
How about a group of gnomlins to magic and Dworks to tech. Dwroks dont do shit in magic, and gnomlins dont do too much in tech
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BTW guys, I´m really enjoying this thead and it´s the first one I partake on. Anyone knows where I can find more things like this? Also what´s the name of this type of thread/game? :)
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>>564413527
I like this idea. At least it's harnessing the best minds to the best subject
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>>564413653
For now, We learn, And once we have stripped as much knowledge as possible, We decide. Now is too early. Yall niggaz too excited bout magic, we aint even in that building yet. Lets slow it down, Listen to dis praetor, and den our time wil come.
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>>564413653
That´s my original idea but I also think we should get 3 dworcs mastering magic to become archmages to lead the gnomlings
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>>564413527
Second this
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>>564413205
This
>>564413279
Brah we have to get some magic missiles and heal spells at least. Couple bright Dworcs could manage that in a few turns. Then they can disseminate the arcane knowledge to the Gnoblins
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>>564413830
Right, we don't want the gnoblings getting out of control with their magic-assery
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>>564414042
The gnovlings are loyal they wont attack us
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>>564413881
No we can't give the elves unfettered access to the minds if our Gnoblins. That's just asking for class warfare
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>>564414253
Still, we are the power. If we give them too much they will think we are not blessed by the serpentine lord.
so.
plstop.
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>>564414253
They won't now, sure. But that loyalty is based on their dependence on us. We need to regulate their knowledge of the arcane arts via the cult of the great serpent.
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>>564414369
>>564414275
>>564414253
True, i like he idea of some Dworks watching over the Gnoblins as archmages, just to be safe.
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>>564413986
>>564413881
>>564413830
>>564413815
>>564413653
>>564413581
>>564413527
>>564413459
>>564413432
>>564413393
>>564413312
>>564413308
>>564413293
>>564413279
>>564413236 it's beautiful
>>564413205
>>564413152
>>564412865
>>564412865
>>564412851
>>564412842
>>564412687
>>564412657
>>564412646
>>564412631
>>564412595
>>564412509

We ask if we can occupy the settlement and he says that it is probably not safe yet.

At the Mages District, our gnoblins encounter the heads of magical education. They offer us a book in one school of magical thought, saying that it is the basic instructions for a few useful spells. What school do we want?

A. Animation
B. Elemental
C. Physical
D. Existential
E. Emotional
F. Natural
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>>564414607
physical
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>>564414607
Elemental
got to go anons its been fun ill probabkg start my own threwd tommorrow
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>>564414607
Emotional

It can help us talk to the nymph
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>>564414607
Elemental.
Metal.
The Pyramid.
Dwarf metal shit. etc.
We can further our metal and possibly acid.
>>
I vote animation. though i loosely understand the concept i'm thinking this would help us get clay golems? which could help greatly with our mining and freeing up the rest of our population to study more things. also who know what other types of things we can animate...fucking necromancy bitch
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>>564414538
Thiss a thoussand times. Let's gtfo and leave 2-3 Dworc mage students.
>>
Elemental > Physical > everything elze
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>>564414607
Which one can help us put spells to our weapons and acid? Also some spells for our snakes to make them stronger/faster
>>
>>564414961
yea what ever gets us clay golems i thought physical would do that
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>>564414762
>>564414872
>>564414902
>>564414961
>>564415089
>>564415107
We will have plenty of time to learn other schools when we have the time. Being able to talk to the nymph might give us a clue about the potential timebomb of a pyramid we have underneath our home
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>>564415195
Im with golems. We can build enormous snake altars using golem tech
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>>564415107
All of them can do that in different ways.

>>564415089
>>564415071
>>564414961
>>564414902
>>564414874
>>564414872
>>564414762
Sounds like it's going to be elemental. Is that your final answer, anons? Some pretty cool stuff in here.
>>
>>564415428
Yeah sure :)
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>>564415256
I agree we should learn to speak with the nymph. Then giant mecha rock golems
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>>564415428
Also what´s in physical?
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>>564415610
Ditto, who knows there could be a time limit we're missing out on. i change to whatever the fuck let's us talk to the crazy water bitch
>>
>>564415428
Can elemental into nymphspeak?
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>>564415428
emotional pls
the benefits of being able to talk to the nymph outweigh golmn workers who do the work we are alreayd good at
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>>564415540
I´m neutral on the decitions
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>>564415738
Is not a water nymph some sort of elemental?
>>
How do we know talking to the nymph will do anything good? Still elemental
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>>564415707
If she starts gettin spoopy we can ask the elves. if it gets REALLY BAD. not until then though, we should be able to handle her. and the pyramid.
i hope.
>>
emotional better not be the magic equivalent to the date rape drug or I will be supremely disappointed.
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>>564415982
but at that point in time we will be rushing to make decisions. The longer we have to think and plan the more likely we are to make it out on top.
>>
New thread soon. Use the flag, OP
>snake altar now
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>>564415964
>>564415738
I think elemental is more for changing shapes of the elements and not talking to them
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>>564416241
this
>>
THIS IS THE HARDEST DECISION OF MY FUCKING LIFE!!!
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>>564416328
Aight one Dworc goes emo another Dworc goes elemental
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>>564416241
How do I find the new thread when this one 404s?
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>>564416581
they're giving us a book, i think we can only pick 1
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>>564416581
nigger they only giving us one book
How about we take one and barter some metal or shit for elemental.

Not even refined, just ore. THey wont know what to do with it and we get magics
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>>564416051
>>564415982
>>564415964
>>564415859
>>564415795
>>564415738
>>564415707
>>564415674 the answer is in the question.

>>564415610
>>564415540
It'll be elemental for now.


OK guys, I need to get some sleep. I think we've been doing this for about 12 hours.

I can't do it tomorrow, so how about sometime this upcoming week?

Do you guys have Skype? We can do a group chat and figure out a time that works for everybody, if you're so inclined to return to the story.

My tag is Etriganthedemon71
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>>564416719
Right. Fuck. Golems can wait I say elemental
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>>564416820
MrBowkz

Pre write the technical shit too for next time.
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>>564416820
no skype, how about steam?
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>>564416820
Skype=radtier
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don't have a skype but i'll fucking make one this was fun as shit
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>>564417081
Add me pls
>>564416943
No I'm sorry. They're easy to make, Skype profiles I mean. And free.
>>564416941
Add me. Also I write everything off the top of my head and I don't have time to prewrite shit. Plus, the whole point of these threads is to try to come up with shit on the fly. At least for me.
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>>564417621
works for me making one now profile name should be painfulepiphany
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>>564417621
I added you, It´s fine if you don´t prewrite stuff, This was fun as fuck!
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>>564417621
fairenough ill add you. Ill use the flag as my profile pic
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>>564417621
Yeh OP delivered today. Good work
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>>564417769
>>564417861
>>564417887
Excellent.

I hope we can keep this going. I've started three other civil threads of epic proportions and they all petered out because of lack of contact. The groups before asked me to make a twitter account and it just fell apart after I made it. I look forward to flexing my imagination with all of you again.
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>>564418359
Sent, pls respond
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>>564418359
Also somebody archive the thread to refresh our memory when we continue this one :)
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>>564418594
nvm just did it: http://4archive.org/b/thread/564390181
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>>564418582
>>564418594
I will

Sometimes it takes a while for the requests to show themselves on the device I have, but you'll get something from me soon
>>564418594
Its no biggie. I've already memorized everything and can draft some outlines before the next thread.
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>>564418794
>nvm just did it: http://4archive.org/b/thread/564390181
ty based anon
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>>564418859
Your crusty, right?
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>>564418969
Yes
That's for everybody. If you've befriended Crusty Juggler, you've got the right guy
>>
don't forget to hail the great serpent, y'all
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>>564419165
Alright im Ferris. Thanks for ending the thread this way, fucking 230 AM. Time well spent
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>>564419165
>>564419165
Cool, It´s 2:30 am here guys im going to sleep. See you later!

>>564419226
ofcoutsssse!
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>>564419165
sent you a requestadoodle doo. mrbowkz
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Any of you naggers dont know wat to do because yo arent normal and dont have a good sleep schedule?
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>>564419348
dude add me. there are to many god damned ferris's
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>>564420025
dude so much
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>>564420060
sent
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>>564420227
wanna do a lil mini one that we will discard when the glorious op returns?
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>>564420025
When in doubt hail the great sserpent. Thats what im doing
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>>564420280
It just wouldn't feel right. We can plot
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>>564420538
wtf is in the damn pyramid guys..it's driving me crazy
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>>564420603
Most likely connected to the mountain.

Also, I want to make a map of dis world. not cause i care dat much about it, just have nada to do.

>>564420538
And not the same story or even theme. i meen. someting. i dunno wut tho.
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