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Okay /b/ iv'e been here since /b/ was like 40 people. I

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Okay /b/ iv'e been here since /b/ was like 40 people. I don't post often but fuck i need to post this.

So a few months ago i was chilling in this library and a guy was on this computer in the corner and he had placed his bag on the desk covering the other side of the monitor. I thought he must just be on facebook but i noticed his screen kept on going black and he'd jolt his head looking around and then turn it back on before anyone really saw. After being nosey at this guy for a good half an hour he got up, grabbed his bag and fucked off rather quickly, grabbing his bag. He forgot to log out though. I went over and read whatever was on his screen and it was really fucking weird. All these symbols and shit were on it, numbers and words. Alot of shit about Diana, special forces and shit. I refreshed the page and it asked me for a password which i tried to bypass but it was secure as fuck. I looked at the URL and it was just an IP which was like a 6.73.123.52 or something weird. I just logged off and ignored it.

Now recently iv'e been seeing this guy around. The same guy, he changes his hair every time, sometimes he has a baby with him, sometimes a wife etc. Different car every time. I was walking home and i looked behind me and i noticed him about 75m away from me. i picked up the pace and so did he, then i just full on fucking bolted and he chased me. I ran for about 500m to my friends house and then got a knock on the door after i was in there, my friend answered and he was saying, your friend dropped his bag, i left it in my car. My friend went and got this bag and came back fucking white. I asked him what was up and he just said, this is yours, go home and don't bring your shit here again. I didn't take a bag with me... now its been a week or so since then, and my mate has literally cleared his house out and fucked off abroad somewhere. He was deactivated his social media accounts and his parents have moved away. (cont...)
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ill bump for pasta filling
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if you hurry the fuck up anyway
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Wtf dude
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>>563984168
nice story
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Kill yourself.
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go on
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>>563984168
good story OP, you have me so far. 8/10
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got me enticed
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I decided to open up this bag and it was filled with sawdust and a real sharp knife. Now i was really starting to freak out. Nothing happened again until today. I saw this guy again while i was at the gym and the whole time he stared at me. After i finished i was in the shower and he was in there, i walked out and he deliberately walked into me and pushed me to the wall. He had some weird accent and said "Watch what you're doing boy, or you'll end up like your little friend" then he stomped on my shower gel and fucked off. Now i was fucking scared. I got to my car and he pulled out in front of me and beeped, then shouted "You better fuck off"

i got in my car and came home. As i pulled up i looked at my house, and all the windows had been smashed up, which isn't common for where i live. I walked inside and all my shit was everywhere, my desktop PC was smashed to bits and my books were all in shreds. I called the police and a guy turned up and said he'll look into it. Iv'e literally just finished cleaning up the mess and trying to turn my PC on, the hard drive is gone, and all my flash drives are. I think i'm being fucking hunted /b/

what can i even do?
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bump
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>>563985242
>he stomped on my shower gel
there you go my friend.
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>>563985242
Kill yourself?
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>>563985242
booooooooooooooring
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>>563985462
fucking Lynx mate, not cheap
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>>563985242
you're fucked m8
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>Okay /b/ iv'e been here since /b/ was like 40 people

/b/ has never been "like 40 people" you master autist
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>>563985242
fuck off to another country?
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who gives a shit, just suck his dick and be done with it
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>>563985549
i'm being fucking serious guys... I'm freaking the fuck out. The shit that was on that computer was fucked up... shit about Diana uncovering a pedophile ring created by the BBC and the Royal Family and special forces assassinating her. I'm worried i know shit that might be true
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>>563985242
either fuck off, confront him and tell him you don't know why hes doing this to you, or confront him and stab him first.
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>>563985816
I don't dare go to the airport... sound stupid but the last thing i want is for this guy to see me get on a plane. It'll end up over ukraine getting shot down or some shit
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>>563985832
>>563985584
you're from the uk, aren't you? contact the police via their emergency line instead of talking about it on /b/ you fucking dickhead.
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You're fucked OP, my advice is to fuck off unless you can learn to write better and invent a better story.
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>>563985242
>he stomped on my shower gel

Lost it.
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>>563986102
you better fuck off i told you, now im gonna slash your tires and take a shit on your doorstep
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>>563986131
you dopey cunt, iv'e done this and they're not doing anything, in fact since i told them it's got even worse.

>>563985979
He's a fair big bloke, he'd kill me with his bare hands.
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>>563985242
You better fuck off, get off my site and give me my sawdust back bitch
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>>563985832
Let's assume all this shit you found out were true, what are they? And if possible be specific.
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Op, why don't you carry a knife and shank this bitch nigger status?
sounds like the start of a new amc series directed by Vince Gilligan! Tell us how it end for you m8
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>>563985832
You dun goofed
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>>563986429
OP is a dead man walking.
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>>563984168
> I asked him what was up and he just said, this is yours, go home and don't bring your shit here again. I didn't take a bag with me... now its been a week or so since then
This kind of thing only happens in movies.

>>563985832
>serious
>not taking pictures of the screen at the library
>not taking a picture of the guy/his car/his car's license plate
>not confronting him at the gym
>not posting a picture of your house right now
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>>563985832
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>>563984168
>he stomped on my shower gel
>mfw
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>>563986609
It was pretty vague itself... The symbols were like 3 swallows surrounded by a reef with some latin under it, and another that was (sounds faggy) but this triangle with the blackrights fist in it. And the text was just saying that 'she was killed because of the sex ring' and all that shit then it named her as Diana and that the BBC and Royal Family had worked together to try keep her quiet but she wouldn't, so they sent SF to Paris to try and confront her... reading up on it, it fits in nicely with Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris etc. No doubt the Royals have been up to it too
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>it was secure as fuck

Define secure as fuck. That really got my attention....
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>Another day
>You run into him
>He starts panicking, drops his bag
>He grabs your shoulders
>And he goes "I need about three fiddy"
>It was about that time that you noticed this bizarre man scouting on you was about 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era
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>>563987580
well i study computer security at Uni, and trying to bypass the password was real difficult...
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bumping in hopes OP isnt a fag
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>>563986880
Clearly fucking not.

>yes serious
>no because i thought it was a load of shit until i refreshed it
>why would I, he scares me, the last thing i want him to see me doing is gathering intel on him
>he's huge
>no, its my house
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>>563987582
Oh my this you guise.
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>>563985832
Like there aren't already millions of conspiracy theories about diana already, most more credible than 'i saw a dude on a computer who didn't log out'. 1/10 not believable at all.
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i came here for your help guys, not your fucking criticisms about how shit the 'story' is. I really don't give a fuck if you think its real or not, i just want your input on how i can try live through this shit
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leaving this here
h t t p disinfo dot co m (slash) 2013 (slash) 01 (slash) satanic - paedophile - rings - linked-to - government - jimll - 666 - it-for - you (slash)
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>>563988609
it sounds like you need to move op.
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1. stop smoking meth. if youre not smoking meth, then 2. approach said guy and talk straight up. you might be too scared to function but just push yourself to do so. wear a camera/mic
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>>563988741
wow, some real inciting blogs on here! :)
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>>563988741
Sick link you fucking retard, you realize most of that was unnecessary right?
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>>563988609
OP, the answer is the police, not talking on /b/. If this some elaborate bate, well bravo.
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>>563988609
Must be awesome living in such a safe country. I mean you wouldn't want him to shoot you. Or You him.
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>>563985242
6/10
No real build-up or twist
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>been here since there was 40 people
>asks for help about a story you cant confirm in no way.
Lmao kid
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Op they already decided to kill you dead they are just playing with you first.
Post everything that you know( because why not), then burn down your house withdraw all your money from the bank, buy a gun if you can, then fucking run. Talk to nobody before or after you do this. ditch your phone and everything else that connects to the internet or satellites.
while your at it burn down some other peoples houses to throw everybody off your trail.
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>>563985242
stop posting. go outside, you're starting to lose it
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>>563989682
Can confirm that this works.
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>>563988609
been on 4chan since 40 people... me too, who are you?
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>>563988609
OP, listen
Shit has hit the fan, do you have a shit hits the fan backpack? if not, get one, ask /k/ about that.

My advice is or either get the fuck out or just talk to the guy (bring friends or something if you can't fight). If the guy is legit, SHTF, get the fuck out.
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>>563989682
samefag yawn
>me too
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Sounds like you pissed off the wrong agent of some secret society
>>563989682
this probably

look at
http://www.furharvesters.com/pdf/pelthandling.pdf

pic related they use saw dust in cleaning pelts. It was a threat, as if to say he could send your skin to his boss.
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okay, someones speaking on a phone in my garden in some european accent, iv'e called the police and they're coming... bros if i don't reply in the next 6 minutes then someone come to Mrytle Par in Bingley, Yorkshire. I've left a box there with a usb stick inside it near the skate park, next to the proper big tree. Its got everything on there
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>>563990942
aannnddd there's the twist
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>>563991069
we hope you don't come back!
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You were warned. We have monitored your laptop and phone. We know where you are. Don't bother running. It's too late.

You should have stayed quiet.
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>>563991069
OP get on a skype call with a /b/ro and stay on the line. We will record everything. What's your skype. Stay alive nigger
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And we'll take the drive.
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>>563991069
2/10 Let er die
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>>563991278
shut the fuck up kike you will get assplundered before you know it
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>>563991459
You dumbshit. You're not supposed to say you took the drive and wait for some dumb faggot to show up and take them, too. You suck at whatever it is you do.
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>>563991069
>I've left a box there with a usb stick inside it near the skate park, next to the proper big tree. Its got everything on there
why wouldn't you just give it to the police?
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>>563985832
Gr8 b8 oldfag. You'd be dead already for posting if this was true.
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>>563990581
this guy. /b/ doesnt give a fuck. propose this situation as a hypothetical queestion to /k/ and ask what they would do. you'd have more luck getting help there than here
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HURRR HE LEFT THE DRIVE EVEN THO HES AN ASSASSIN FOR SPECIAL FORCES OF ILLOOMYNAUGHTY TRAINED NINJUH WHO CAN DEFEAT CHUCK NORRIS
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>>563991069
Alright OP i'm near the skate park, I see the box. But there are some kids around it. Should I still get it? Also, we need your fucking skype, STAY ALIVE GODDAMMIT
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im back. The police are talking to him in the garden. He's the fucking stalker. He knows where i live, i'm fucking packing my shit right now.
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>>563991069
>everything
meaning... some stupid story that no one in a million years would believe?
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>>563991965
pics of box an skatepark or it didnt happen
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>>563991069
You're a fucking liar, OP. I live in Myrtle Par literally 5 minutes away from the skate park and I just checked. There's no USB there.

OP IS A LIAR!!!! SAGE THIS FUCKING SHIT THREAD.
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>>563992168
fuck you heaven
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>>563992168
Dumbfuck where are you, I'm here too. Go near the big ramp
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Unsure if OP is a massive faggot or in some deep shit. Will continue lurking.
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>>563992168
0/10 no timestamped pic
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>>563991965
i dont have a skype fuck sake just take the box,
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>>563992378
>>563992168
you niggers are full of fuckin shit
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>>563992506
find box, post on here
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>>563992506
inb4 the box has a poo in it.
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>>563992506
box has Ebola, thanks for ruining America OP
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>>563991624
Thank you. We will begin monitoring you.
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>>563992667
inb4 the box has three fiddy in it.
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>>563992632
i second that
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We have located OP at his house, send in the team to execute plan Charlie Lima
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>>563992692
Holla at me too killa! Shit, give me a call right now? I'm down for Skype too call me
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>>563992692
You sound like the nerdiest little faggot shut the fuck up
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Am I toasting in an epic bread right now?....
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is OP died?
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>>563989682
thats the most genius thing ive seen on here before
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>>563985832
well now we all know, great job asshole.

>brb someones at the door
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>>563992506
Man, I don't know what to do. If you pack your shit up you are dead too. Or you think they couldn't chase you?
Go somewhere safe and stay there for a while. You know, my granddad (who lived the Spanish civil war) had bought a house hidden in the fucking mountains with everything needed to live for months.

>>563992389
Me too, still lurking.
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>>563992506
I'm going to wait 3 minutes and slowly inch towards it. If nobody sketchy is around, I'll take the usb and just leave the box with a shitty old USB that has some movies on it.
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come on, OP
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>>563992389
>this
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>>563984168
0/10 spooky story. Fuck off to /x/ with this dumb shit
>sage goes in all fields
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>>563993362
Post photo/timestamp
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>>563993362
FUCK YOU OP
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>>563985807
l2 2003 newfag i kiss u weegee duckroll
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>>563993670
Samefag gtfo
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>>563993670
TELL US
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He obscured his threat by putting it in the bag, knife and sawdust, gave it to some one to give to you. Compartmentalization confirmed, sounds like a pro. Cops won't believe your missing homie got it from him
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>>563992685
Where did anyone say anything about America you dumb nigger?
Not everything happens in your shitty country.
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>>563988609
>been on 4chan since 40 people
>i came here for your help guys
u wot m8
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can confirm
this is OP
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ok im back gain, cops have just taken him off somewhere, i'm going to my attic to sleep and tomorrow i'm going to stay with an old friend of mine who is in the Army, he might be able to help. i'll keep /b/ updated
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>>563988609
Dissappear OP. Clean out your accounts and vanish. This doesn't need to be a you're next situation.
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>>563994068
wait what the fuck do i do with this fucking usb
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>>563992506
pix negro else dint happen
great story tho OP - do a screenplay & make yself an elevator pitch
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>>563994068
Fuck you for not dying
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>>563993362
So your plan is to leave a USB where it may be possible to trace you? Smart move nigger.
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>>563994146
put it in computer, post contents here
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>>563994068
Jesus...timestamp photo of your fucked up windows
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>starts story thread
>gets bored
>everything's better now goodnight
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>>563994227
This.
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>>563994146
post findings dick nugget!
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>>563994227
This.
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>>563994227
I will when i get home. Give me like 3 minutes
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so this dude that's trying to kill OP is in some sort of secret ring of assassins or something else edgy..but he uses the computer at the local library to do his dirty work and leaves himself logged on
>k
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>>563994146
upload the images and text shit somewhere on here for these fags to see, please as long as you all know about this, if i fucking die of whatever the news says, you'll know its not true
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>>563994280
top kek
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>>563991069
>live in europe
>hear some one talking in a european accent
you had me at hello
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>>563994146
>>563994068
You two guys, what the fuck. You post content, and you get a SHTF bag and a fucking knife. Good idea on going to that thing.
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>>563994280
its 3:02am
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> OP is schizophrenic and forgot to take his meds.
> 9/11 was an inside job
> The Bilderbergs and Rothschilds secretly run the world
> The Aliens built the pyramids
> There are secret russian codes in newspapers and magazines.
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Oi, what did I tell you about backing off?

Look out your window.
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>>563994146
post it all shit dick
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>>563994661
to be fair 9/11 WAS an inside job
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>>563994505
Didn't you have him (figured out) at hello?
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>>563985242
>I decided to open up this bag and it was filled with sawdust and a real sharp knife
kill him with his own knife. Holy shit that would be hilarious.
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>>563994438
well the library thing is what people do. Can't be traced to you. Usually no people in there. Can't really track what you are doing.

But leaving himself logged in is where OP lost it.
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>>563994430
Thanks, you are legit
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I guess I'll bump this and shit, 'cause I'm interested.

If some parts of that shit on the computer were numbers and symbols, why wasn't all of it? If they're going to take the time to make some sort of cryptic nonsense, why was OP able to read it. I'm curious. Probably fake but I'm will to stick around to find out. Curious about the USB shit
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>>563994470
>implying we would know if it was you who on the news
also bump
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>>563994693
Did you kill the policemen? Hanging from a tree out in the yard?

Policemen respond to call and fail to followup with the resident?

Only in UK
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It's been fucking 3 minutes!!!
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>inb4 the flash drive contains dickbutt
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>>563984168

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>563994661
>The Bilderbergs and Rothschilds secretly run the world
Well that part used to be true. If you think those families didn't have the money and influence to basically get done what they wanted, you are retarded.

>There are secret russian codes in newspapers and magazines.
Uhhhhhhhh there used to be. that's fact.

Are...are you trolling?
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>>563995084
we don't know yet
there was NO timestamp pic at all

>he "gets back" and uploads picture of spaghetti
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>>563995354
PANIC! PANIC! PANIC!
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This is probably all real, and we'll be hunted in similar fashions.
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>>563995354
they follow him. he is kill. :(
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>>563984168
Take more drugs
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>OP's first LSD trip
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i think op might be a demensia fag
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>>563995479
I was sitting outside reading this and had to go back inside and lock the doors because I kept hearing noises. dont put this to me anon.
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>>563995479
All of us? I don't think so. Plus, I'm not gonna act on this shit, too fucking real.
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Gittin' board noa.
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guise
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>>563995780
if it is real (which im sure it isnt) i dont think some assassin is going to hunt us down as we don't have any of this proof
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>>563996027
Thx heaven, even more reason not to worry.
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No one's posting now, this shit is going to die.

I hope you're dead OP
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>>563991965
bro, email me? what's your email?
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What if OP is the assassin and he's luring us?
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>>563996264
8/10 genuine decent plot twist
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>>563996264
>mfw he'd reveal that much without getting any victims
>mfw no face
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>>563996240
Fuck your email. This shit should be public.
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>>563996264
We dun goofed hard then.
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>>563996264
that would be highly inefficient and a little near the line of stupidity
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>>563995421

Not a single fucking picture of anything. Not of the man, not of the usb, the box, skate park, the house, police, NOTHING.

Clearly false, but i will now put into a screenplay and git rish
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>>563996240
what the fuck is this. There are no symbols, and everything else is corrupted
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>>563987582
Fucking top kek.

Lost it /b/ro. 8/10
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>>563994430
Pls don't be kill
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>>563996743
forgot pic
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bump. shits intresting
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>>563984168
Even tho this is just a bored individual would have been over 9000 times more entertaining with timestamp photos ...just sayin
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>>563991965
[email protected]

email me now
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>>563996856
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>>563996856
i call bullshit
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>>563996962
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>>563996939
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>>563996856
THE PLOT THICKENS
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>>563996856
this isn't whats on the fucking USB?!
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>>563994776
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>>563996743
>>563996856
TOP FUCKING KEK

Sorry now I really call bullshit
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>>563996743
So..?
get the content in a cloud and post it here nao
/b/ is full of people who know their shit.
>>
>>563996240
The moral of your story is stop being so fucking nosey and quit fucking with shit other people don't want to be seen and you'll be good. Keep up your bullshit and I'll kill your family too.
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>>563984168
What is "bullshit", Alex?
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>>563997253
it was the only thing that I could open? chekc your email
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>>563984168
Nigga, there are only 5 people on 4chan

>OP
>Anon
>Heaven
>Moot
>Chris Hansen.

Newfag detected.
>>
Just walk the dinosaur already.
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>>563997463
oh hay mr.assassin how are you today
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>>563997406
Get fucked shitbag. If this is for real, I dare you to kill me with your bare hands. You should have everything you need.
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>>563984168
Murder his baby, rape his wife, and cut his nipples off.
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>>563997392
This. If OP doesn't do this he is a confirmed ass faggot
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>>563985242
>>563985462
>>563986315

hahahaha
>he stomped on my shower gel
holy fuck, hahahah, oh my god I can't stop
>>
>>563984168
ITT: a schizophrenic talks to himself
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I'm coming OP!!!
>>
toast in epic bread
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>>563997734
There's the solution
>>
So, I got this sweet new fingerbox
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>>563996856
Got me there. 8/10
Good night /b/
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>>563996856
3 phase plan, dog clearly hunts you. Gives you nice ''accidental" death.
Delivars timestamped sharpie in pooper photos to the queen
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>>563985242
Don't care, you pussed put when you could've beat the shot outta him. I hope you die a horrible and painful death, and that no one cares when you're gone.
>>
>>563998040
And they almost got away with it too
>>
>>563998174
be quiet shaggy
>>
>>563991069

>Myrtle Par in Bingley, Yorkshire
>usb stick inside
>proper big tree

fucking british ARG/10
>>
>>563998394
kek
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>>563998174
if it weren't for that meddling OP.
>>
>>563985832
Post pics faggot, no one will believe this till we see some damned proof

>inb4 I don't have a phone
>inb4 my phone is broken
>inb4 been to scared to take pics.
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>>563998549
>inb4 pic corruption
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>>563997392
agreed. Do it, we can take care of ourselves and spread it enough. With more people knowing the info, they can't target you anymore because it is leaked. More the merrier
>>
>>563996429
>>
there just happend to be a guy in this thread that lives in the same place as Op. thread was interesting at first, now im having more fun doing dishes.

7/10 for making me stay while you and your bud since on 4chan and have a good laugh.
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>trained killer involved in secret plot to kill Diana
>uses computer at public library for secret communications and forgets to log off

seems legit to me
>>
Made me lurk/10. OP is kill and I'm tired, so good night faggots. Stay safe and remember: don't put your dick in crazy.
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>>563998964
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c'mon now lets make this fuckin' interesting
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damn it

pic related, running out for a few.
good story, if real good luck bro
>>
OP, email me please: [email protected]

Perhaps there is a way I can help. Even just keep your story the truth
>>
Someone really should stalk the op if this is bullshit. send ninjas or some shit after them
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>>563984168
I looked up the IP address, it does belong to the Department of Defense. Wtf anon?
>>
>>563994068
Email me op
[email protected]
>>
aaaaaaaaaaahhhh

after lurking and posting a few comments the second i got to the bottom of the comments i got a message off a complete random on facebook saying 'greetings'
not replying run
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>>563999919
The pot chickens moar!
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>>563999919
>OP is from the UK
>UK conspiracy cover up what-not
>"Department of the Defense"
>Implying this sort of shit would even be in the USA's interest

Anon is chatting shit, just as much as OP.
>>
>>563998964
Would you lookup conspiracy related shit from your home internet...billed in your name?

If you were really truly involved in some awesome Hollywood type real life 'the recruit' scenario?? Would you? Would you??
>>
OP here, fuck. just got a weird email in my junk, is it one of you guys fucking around
>>
>>564000401
No nigga, I'm cereal
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=http%3A%2F%2F6.73.123.52%2F

When I try to visit the IP, it doesn't even go to a website either
>>
>>564000574
What does it say? Post a screenshot.

Wasn't me though, been lurking
>>
>>564000401
9/10 OP is in real trouble.
This kind of shit happens every day!
Why the fuck doesn't OP have some guns?
>>
>>564000153
his facebook name is 'blssng basil' with no profile pic
im too scared to even open the message
>>
>>564000574
what is it? If you responded to that dude that put his email up on here, then he could easily just be sending from another email address
>>
>>564000574
Chickest pot
>>
>>564000880
It'll say "seen" to him if you do, just a reminder
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>>564000574
OP post a screenshot man.
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I've been lurking. I have screencapped all of the good stuff so far to post later. Hopefully OP dies soon so I can stop.
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>>564000000
wondering what the GET was, just gonna reply here since I'm already in this thread
>>
>>564001121
Archive this shit too
>>
>>564000880
>Tracks you through the chan
>Uses billion dollar social media to contact you
>says "greetings"

Shut up.
>>
>>564001320
cont
>>
>>564000880
Screencap
>>
>>563999919

Its from Tucson County, Arizona,US. Dont fucking make shit up.
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>>564001121

>Good stuff

So far all we've had is a posts without pics. The only post with a related pic could have been knocked up on MS Paint in 10 seconds.

OP remains a faggot until this is changed.

>>564001242

There's fuck all to archive.
>>
>>564001092
i'm fucking trying, its not letting me
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>>564000574
the thick plottens
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>>564001620
The fuck, it's ctrl+printscreen
How
>>
>>564001849
i mean upload its giving me an error
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>>564001454
help
>>
>>564001586
>>564000693
I'm not making shit up man, that's just the physical location of the server
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>>564002012
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>>564002012
Now we're getting somewhere
>>
>>564001620
Ok, I think this is enough bullshit for tonight. You just hit "prt sc", use the snipping tool from microsoft, or take a picture with a camera.
>>
>>564002012
Clearly you have to seduce him
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>>564002012
>>564002162
>>564002210

Because Aidan has a public profile and that's probably some Arabian Prince after a citizenship and mistook the faggot OP for a woman?
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>>564002012
>>
>>564001989
That makes more sense
>>
>>564001989
Oh, is it too big?
How is a screenshot too big? What's your screen resolution and the file size?
>>
>>564002012
Hello, Aidan
>>
>>564000693
US DoD?
>>
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here
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>>564002498
>>564002012
>>
>>564002162
>>564002210
>>564002328
>>564002393
>>564002406
>>564002458

but im not even op, im so confused
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>>564002498
>>
>>564002498
FUCK
Someone smart get on this shit and find something
>implying they aren't using Tor or something to hide
>>
>>564002498
Well it's obviously a throway email address with no connection to you so of course it's one of us fuckers messing with you
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>>564002498
>>564002012
>>
>>564002471
Yeah nigga, did you click the link to wolframalpha?
that service does some IP look up stuff for you, which could also be done from ping or other commandline stuff, but it's a link.

Anyways, it seems like it's to their network for workers, not like just some website for people that want more info on that agency
>>
>>564002498
Is @md.gov.uk really legit?
>>
>>564002498
Proper fucked m8.
Ministry of Defence has your ticket.
Best of luck.
>>
>>564002498

MD.GOV.UK
MD.GOV.UK
MD.GOV.UK

OP confirmed for kill
>>
>>564002498
>@md.gov.uk
help

CAPTCHA: forfled occurs

take the hint OP
>>
>>564002882
email can be spoofed, but we should look up what that is anyways
>>
someone archive this shit
>>
>>564002719
U toasted in epic bread, theyre looking for you
>>
>>563992909
So someone plays with the stupid copypasta, and you go apeshit. who's the faggot?
>>
>>564003079
this
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>>564002893
>>564002792
Oh wow, I'm an idiot
>>
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>>564002882

No, it isn't. mod.gov.uk, however, is.

These niggers will believe anything.

I'm out, far too much faggotry in this thread.
>>
>>564002848
OP is in UK, whats that IP doing to trace back to the US DoD?
>>
>>564003056
Ya I was thinking it could be down. Oh well, OP and your also intrepid soon to be dead sidekick. I'm entertained thus far
>>
>>564002328
lul
>>
>>564003082

before my gf left the house earlier
there was a knock on the door and we didnt want to answer
then a girl said, 'can i come in'
and there was no car out the front or anything
>>
>>563984168
Anyone who's been here that long woudn't say they were "chilling." Fucking didn't even have me for a second.
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>>564002893
>>564002901
>>564002972

>implying the From address can't be faked
>>
Just checked, it's archived.
>>
>>564003056
Thought it was just @mod.uk
>>
If it's real, you should post usb to google drive and make it public with a link
>>
>>564003739
This, 100%.
>>
>>564002882

Gov.uk is, MD could mean Moldova. The stalker has a comm team or is pretending to be in a diff country. Assuming OP got him arrested, its his comm/intel help.
>>
SOMEONE GIVE ME AM EMAIL! I need to send you the fucking stuff to upload because my laptop is being shit for some reason
>>
>>564000401
the ppl at the top of america are the same group of ppl at the top of the uk... and they're all notorious pervs...
>>
>>564003861
I typod. left out the o in mod
>>
>inb4 lizardmen are real
>>
>>564002719
that could just be a coincidence

>>564003224
it's not "tracing back" to there. That ip address or DNS providers are saying the US DoD is located there.
>>
>>564003978
[email protected]
spam email but i think i still got the password
>>
>>564003978
[email protected]
Send it here
>>
>>564003978
>[email protected]
>>
>>564003978

>>564000039
>>563999671
etc
Pay attention
>>
>>564002498

Can you upload the message source?

Could be spoofed domain.
>>
>>564004167
>10minutemail
>mynigga.html.erb
>>
I'm surprised this many faggots believe it, the stage is real, you guys can't see the fucking corniness of the shit he's saying?
Not to mention the upload excuses.
>>
>>564003978
[email protected]
Its spam so idungivafuck
>>
>>564004421
that's what I was saying earlier in the thread.
What's the "message source"? and how would OP get it from the email?
>>
>>564003978
[email protected]
>>
>>564004042

OP received the email from an account with @md.gov.uk. Moldovan embassy or british embassy in moldova.
>>
>>564004596
Still not too safe if they're lurking
That email was made from your IP
Mr Sam Kyler
>>
Well folks, that's our time. Thanks for playing.
>inb4 404
>>
>>564003978
[email protected]
>>
Someone make a new thread, 404
>>
reply atleast fuck sake, also check your junk mail i haven't even verified the email so it may be in junk

>>564004162
>>564004167
>>
>>564004596
You better not even think of it Sam Kyler
>>564004748
And you too, Black Powerorama
>>
>>564004721

The underlying markup of the email, with header info, etc.

google.
>>
>>564001320 continued
>>
>>564004936
[email protected]
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guys im pretty spooked i dont want skelys to come get my family (which i dont have)
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>>564004876
OP did
>>564001320
>>
>>564003978
[email protected]
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>>564002498
le epic troll is an epic troll
>>
this shit is more staged than lonelygirl15
>>
>>564004829
Its cool i need some drama in my life, made the email years ago and fake name im sure they could get my IP from this thread if they wanted
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Wtf...
>>
Posting in a schizophrenia thread. Feels good man.
>>
>>564005301
Got that to mate
>>564004936
OP i only got 1 email and it wasnt from you
>>
I'm a fucking entertained. Whether it's bullshit or not. You really should post more tits OP. You might not get another chance to show off the goodies.
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