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>be 19 year old virgin >meet girl >time go's by

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>be 19 year old virgin
>meet girl
>time go's by and i ask her out
>says she just wants to be friends
>i stop talking to her and move on
>2 weeks later she skype calls me
>shes laying on her bed with only a t-shirt and panties
>she teases me with her bush
>says that if i want it i need to come get it

i'm going to her house tonight to hopefully get laid

but i must ask what makes a girl switch so fast into not liking me and now wants to fuck me?
is it a trap?
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she wants you noe that you ignored her, im a girl, i know how she feels
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problems with self esteem. She probably got rejected by an alpha male she wanted to sex. Now she struggles and takesu as a test to confirm that shes still beautiful and can get what she wants just by teasing and showing a little skin.

Anyway: fuck her silly, have fun
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>>562513027
now*
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>>562513027
there are no girls on the internett
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When you stop paying attention to her, she becomes more attracted to you and croons for your validation because you seem "alpha". When you give her endless amounts of attention and validation, your just another beta orbiter aka the friendzone. All girls are like that.
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>>562513359
we live on tumblr
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>>562513027
Tits
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>>562512575
>is it a trap?
I giggled
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>>562513719
true. Thats also why u should never give a girl your 100% best. Even if u r married or in love or whatever. U need to keep urself some alpha potential that u dont give to her. Otherwise she wont be attracted to u
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>>562513787
Tiny, but soo am i
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>>562514567
I'd hit you

>inb4 that's not you
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>>562515652
what makes u say that? snapchat?
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>>562512575
Those are some fuck ugly tits.
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>>562514567
>tiny
>insecure
>fishing for compliments

post more of those pathetlic little flesh bags.
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>>562516349
owh u know me soo well ^^
first give me a compliment
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>>562513027
TITS OR GTFO
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>>562516561
retard, i already postet them
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>>562515929
gayfag detected
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>>562514567
Very cute actually, these'd feel great in my huge ass hands haha
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>>562516749
Sharpie in popper, time stamp
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>>562516349

your tits are misshapen but cute. wear better bras.
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>>562512575
ignoring them makes them insecure
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>>562517029
i dont do requests
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>>562516876
Big shiny unattractive lumps of plastic.
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>>562514193
This is the best advice to have a secure as loving relationship. If you need to seem alpha all the time for your girl to love you, she doesn't fucking love you. Be alpha when it's needed, do some DIY or some shit, and that's enough to get a 40 year olds pussy wet.
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>>562514567
would cuddle beneath blankets
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>>562517169
Then GTFO
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>>562512575
why dont you just ask her?
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>>562517135
wow thnks, that was a really good compliment
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>>562512575
Girls switch to fuck mode once a month. It's that combined with you showing her that you don't need her. For some reason, girls are often attracted to that.
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>>562517428
lemme get that snapchat username 8-)
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>>562517329
pls go
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>>562517663
i'd prefer if you told me yours ^^
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>>562513787
only if she is gonna ask for some thing you new fag
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>>562517813
asianwithstache

>inb4 tiny dick
I'd be glad to show anyone otherwise
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>>562517329
dude i think you should gtfo you new fag
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Ill give you mineeeeee
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>>562513027
Everyone saying tits or gtfo is fucking retarded like seriously learn when it's the proper god dam time to say tits or gtfo fucking new fags
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>>562512575
It's a prank to make u look like a faggot in public
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>>562513359
You took the words right out of my mouth
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>>562518449
thank god! people with a brain are still on this board
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>>562518449
There is a scientific theory made by 4chan scientists that there are no girls on internet.
If someone claims that they're female we need to see some hard evidence, Faggot
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>>562516943
>holding titties with ass hands

Pleb fuck, learn to sex
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>>562518982
Not knowing the origins of tits or gtfo Fucking an hero
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>>562518449
>Using female gender as an appeal to authority

This is the proper time to demand tits.
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>>562519069
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>>562512575
probably wanting to call revenge on a much hotter ex.
abort.
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>>562519249
newfag detected

pro tip: we lied to you
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Her being a girl is actually relevant in this case, yits or gtfo does not apply. Fucking newfags
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>>562518449
this
>>562519295
she's using to explain something, faggot.
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>>562513027
ALso couldn't it be she's horny?
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>>562519486
>pro tip
Implying you can be a pro at browsing 4chan
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>>562518449
Summer
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oh look a bunch of summerfags just scared away a girl by trying to act like le l33t fourchanners
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>>562518265
Sure,White Knight.
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>>562514567

those are very pretty nipples mind if I take a closer look?
with my mouth?
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>>562520042
owh my, i dont even know your name
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>>562519574
> im a girl, i know how she feels

This is not an explanation dumbass, it is an appeal to authority. The first part of the post was the explanation, then instead of evidence or logical reasoning, "hurr durr I'm a girl so listen to me" was offered as evidence.

Wow being this new...
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someone please post snapchat username to this female goddess so we can confirm if she is grl or fggt
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>>562519697
could be, but if thats the case i would not advice u to see her if u like her. if your just want to sleep whit her then go ahead ^^
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>>562520165
my name is (your next sex partner)
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>>562513027
Im a grill btw
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>>562520650
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>>562520014
>telling some one the rules and that hes an idiot that should get the fuck out cuz hes stupid = white knight kek
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>>562520513
And that's why TITS WITH TIME STAMP OR GTFO
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>>562520650
wow i dont even ... how am i supose to react to that :p
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PLZ I need stimulation from girls, username is Awesomehansen M19 Norway
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Too much summer, too much cancer
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The few people here are right, she wants you now bc you ignored her. Some women are stupid and play games. Personally, I wouldn't start looking at her as your potential future girlfriend. Go over and fuck the shit out of her.
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>>562521276
i'll ad u neighbour, 19F sweden
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>>562514567
Actual time stamp or GTFO. Anyone can take a picture and time stamp it in photoshop
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>>562521183
have sex with me?
I'd enjoy that, and you would too
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>>562521517
20M Denmark here, post your username and I'll add you as well
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>>562521582
Better? Sorry that the text is the wrong way but u get it
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>>562522573
those are some nice tits
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>>562522260
fiine, n33m0
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>>562522573
I really want to suck those
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>>562522573
She is definitivly a girl and she has a pretty face too :D
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>>562523086

Post her pics or GTFO.
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>>562522573
What happened to your nipple?
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>>562522962
19/M/USA

I'll add you.
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>>562523220
Nah, you can add her yourself dumbass
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>>562523252
dont know, one reacts to cold and the other reacts when im horny ... its really strange
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>>562521517
Du gör mig stolt över Sverige för en gång skull!
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>>562523334

What would I gain from adding an attention whore I'm never going to meet?
It's not like I want to talk to her.
Any nigger who isn't busy being a faggot like this virgin here, post all the pics she sends you.
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>>562516876
fake tits are ugly you faggot
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>>562520418
you think you're smart but you're not
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>>562523556
jaasså? vadåra? ^^
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>>562523587
You are so cool heaven how can i be like you
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>>562522573
your tits are amazing what are you talking about
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>>562523587
what she sends me is between us. If she wants to post thats just great! :)
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>>562523824
De glädjer mig att de finns sånna som du i Sverige som blivit så jävla blygt av sig!

Vart ifrån förresten? Upp, ner, höger eller vänster?
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>>562516876
you do know there's a reason they call them ballon tits, right?

no shape, no form, no grace. just two circles placed on their otherwise flat as fuck chest.
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>>562523964

1. Step: Tie a noose around your neck
2. Do a Robin Williams
3. Go to Heaven
Congratulations, you're now Heaven.
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>>562524064
i do like 'em but i wish they were a bitt bigger ^^
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>>562524131
faggot
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>>562524131

Holy fuck you're a massive faggot.
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>>562524131
>:)
Sure thing, aspie.
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>>562517329
pls leave, you are embarrising youself
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>>562524149
huvudstaden ofc ^^ du?
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>>562524219
Släng in Puckad1 på snap btw
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>>562524341
Liten håla i Blekinge.. Hur vackert som helst dock absolut inget som händer!
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>>562522573
would take out on a date and probably ask out again
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>>562523551
It's not a bad thing, just making an observation. You actually have fantastic tits.
You should post a pussy pic with my I.d, that would make my day.
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>>562521183
lol exchange info u guise.
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shes just horny, doesnt have anyone she can call right now
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>>562524465
seegt, brukar va så överrallt utom sthlm ^^ händer dock för mkt saker, man tröttnar
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>>562522573
This is what you should have done in your first post, stupid bitch
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>>562524312

Indeed he is. Brian 2.0
>>562524580

^This one too.
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>>562522573
yea you have some nice tits. congrats
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>>562512575
She's a woman this is exactly now hey operate.
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>>562524734
Hade planer på att dra upp till stockholm för 3 veckor sen men åkte på hjärnskakning så fick ställa in!
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>shrek bursts through her window
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>>562524734
Ska dra och käka hos en polare, adda mig på snapchat så snackar vi mer sen!

Puckad1
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all fields
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>>562524671
sorry, oussy pics is only for those whom i've sleept whit
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>>562525134

Half of Sweden then?
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>>562525134
Don't worry about it, that's probably deformed too.
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>>562512575
Reminds me of the story some German guy told. tl;dr he rode his bike for 800km to the other end of Germany to meet a girl and it turned out she lied to him so he had to live in a homeless shelter until a friend came to pick him up.
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>ITT bunch of betafags tryna get some online pussy
>topkek
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>>562525245
>>562525248
no need to be rude ;n;
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>>562516943
>if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen

Dude, that's fucking sad.
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>>562525134
Fuckin attention whore, you think this thread is about you?!?
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>>562525412

It's not our fault you have a deformed loose pussy, is it?
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>>562525594
dude, chill. im only responding to the comments people write me
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>>562525626
Damnit, Heaven
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>>562525970

Damnit, YyGwoNxm. Damnit.
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>>562525626
but u dont know annything about my pussy ^^
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>>562526162
just shut the fuck up and go back to tumblr, cunt
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>>562526162

Thankfully, otherwise I'd be running to the STD clinic.
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>>562525964
If you wouldn't have shown your tits, nobody would talk to you, stupid attention whore, just go and an Robin Williams
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>>562526315
>>562526254
why are u sooo angry that i refuse to show u my pussy? its just a pussy, go ask your mom to show hers to you
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>>562526381
he asked for them?
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>>562526162
It's not the summer, it's not the new fags, it's stupid cunts like you that are destroying /b/,go back to your JewBook, attention whore...
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>>562526590

If you honestly think this is about you not showing your meatflaps you're delusional.
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>>562526703
You said you don't take requests, cunt.
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>>562512575
Go to her house, fuck, that's what she wants, don't waste this opportunity, if you don't fuck her today you will never fuck her
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>>562526703
Heaven is right though
Show pussy or go back to camwhoring elsewhere
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>>562512575
Tell her you're not a consolation prize, you omega supreme gentleman
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>>562512575
You did the right thing by not taking to her now she realizes she wants to fuck u
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>>562526894
u mad?
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>>562526162
We know well enough why you came here, it's not simpy because you are horny, but because you crave attention of these betafags. Knowing fine well they will give you it, but at the end ofthe day you are nothing but another slut hoping to prove to yourself that you are still pretty and that people still want you. but that's not the case. people dont want you. people want sex. no one on here would think twice about sleeping with you, but if it was to come to a proper relationship? not a fucking chance.

I'm not so good at this so i'll wrap it up. you're an attention whore.
No one likes people like you. In fact we fucking hate people like you. It's sluts like you that ruin the world. I bet you father never loved you and you cheated on every boyfriend you had, then went crying to him that you only done it because you didn't feel loved.
You're a piece of meat.
Fuck off back to your stable.
And please, do yourself a favor. stop making excuses like "i only give pussy pics to people i've slept with" that's the dumbest shit i've heard in my life, and i can see right through your childish games.
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>>562527381
PRAISE THE KING
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>>562519429
I did this 2 days ago to my male friend. I regret it.
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ITT: betafags yelling at betafags for paying attention to some random grill
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>>562527349
I'm heaven


Also, rsuedgi teacher
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>>562526162
Heaven doesn't know anything about any pussy at all.
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>>562527381

That was actually pretty accurate.
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>>562527712
ITT: betafag calling cool omega gentlemen betafags for yelling at betafags for paying attention to a attention whore
>ftfy
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If OPs in this thread can I have his left big toe please
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>>562527381
This, KEK
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>>562526703
Nice tits, stupid as shit tho.. Average swe I guess
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>>562513027
this is true, also tits or gtfo
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>>562527772
Nice trips, heaven.
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>this fucking thread

Pic very related
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So many betas
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>>562527712
I bet you already have you tiny penis in your hand, beta.
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>>562527381
Sounds like someone never got laid
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>>562518449
summer your socks off !
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>>562528898

No need for projecting.
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>>562529064
Protecting what
Im just sayin it sounds like he doesn't like women because he can't get laid
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Male Aus 27
anzactuck
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WELL THATS IT. If this is not end of /b/ then i dont know what it is. On one side, there are turds which yells at girls to gtfo, on the other sides there are turds which trying to seduce them with "m'lady" phrases. Both of these sides are pretty greasy neckbeard figit cancerous. I am here here for 10 fcking months and its fcking annoying how is it going to hell. 10 months ago, if u remember (newfigs cant) we were sending pizzas to random faggots when they tried to challange us. We showed them. Now? Only girls looking for attention and faggots which gave them that attention. I dont even know. i dont recognize this place anymore. breaking rules 3,5, and 8 all the time. Hwn grill shows tits, thats it, u dont say gtfo u fgt. i swear, this summer is worst i have ever experienced.
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>>562529207

He said he doesn't like attention whores, not women in general.
What he wrote was pretty spot on.
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>>562529340

1/10 for effort, since you bothered typing all of that.
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>>562529340
You motherfucker been here ONLY 10 months and you say "it's the worst summer you ever experienced "
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>>562529985

Pls, no biting the b8.
It's cringe worthy to think that might be an actual opinion, though.
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>>562529064
>every heaven ever constantly projecting onto women
>has a problem with people projecting onto people that bash her
pick one, stupid shit
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>>562527964
kek, good one
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>>562528617
*your
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>>562530223
>every heaven ever constantly projecting onto women
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>>562529367
He called her an attention whore when she's not
She was just posting pics out of the kindness of her heart so fatass neckbeards like you can actually see tits without resorting rape.
Also fyi if a man posted his dick he wouldn't be an attention whore he would just be a man
so calling her an attention whore leads me to believe that hes a fatass neckbeard who cant get laid
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>>562531040

>kindness of her heart

You best be b8in with this painfully stupid reply.
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>>562531040
Do women flock men who get their dicks out? no.
Do men flock women who show their tits? Yes.
Your arguement is invalid. It's clear what she wanted you fucking amateur.
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>>562531359

>internet white knight
>because thinking that men are just as flawed as women makes you a traitor
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>>562531771

Not really. Male Brians are just as bad as cumdumpster attention whores.
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>>562531552
>Do women flock men who get their dicks out?
Yes women have male strippers
ya fucking ignorant cunt
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>>562522573
For a girl from tumblr... your alright. Why cant all of you be like this?
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>>562532038
Bullshit. if a bitch was to show her tits in the street everyone would be looking.
If a guy was running aound with his dick out they bitches would be screaming.
Ya fuckin inbred cunt. away ye go back tae feegie.
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>>562532038

Pls hold me, the stupidity is overwhelming.
That's not what he meant - although I'm pretty sure you knew that.
Also that comparison...is mind numbing.
Men flock to strippers much more than women do, you raging idiot.
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>>562532038
>>562532429
Heaven wins please stfu now J9.
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>>562512575
I love how if you stare the point between her gorgeous boobs, they seem to grow and get closer to you.
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>>562532370
>if a bitch was to show her tits in the street everyone would be looking.
lolno only the kissless virgins like you would look cuz you cant get any
And you know why you can't get laid
Cuz your a cunt plain and simple
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>>562533163

You're either a cumdumpster yourself or completely disconnected from reality and how most men are wired.
Look at all of these 'virgins'! They're clearly not your typical frats who get laid every week, nope.
No one's looking! No one's touching!
http://efukt.com/2342_Groped_By_50_Different_Men.html
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>>562512575
>offered sex by horny girl on webcam
>waits until night to fuck
Are you serious?
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>>562533701
Heaven can't get any pussy anyway, if he leaves his chair for even a second someone may steal the title of "biggest twat on 4chan"
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>>562534218

I applaud you for this very well thought-out argument.
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>>562533163
gr8 b8 m8
>>562534218
>2014
>still thinks heaven is 1 person
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>>562534218
Heaven is pure, motherfucker.
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>>562534460
How many people would I have thought Heaven was in 2013 faggot?
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>>562534891
you must be trolling, because no one can be this retarded.
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>>562514567
11/wouldberry
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>>562535595
Not trolling at all, not surprised you don't have a clue what I'm talking about.

Twat
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>>562532221
thnks ^^ lol dunno
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>>562523784
just admit that you're a summerfag, he's right.
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>>562536736

For fucks sake, get out already.
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>>562518449
Fedora much?
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>>562512575
fuck her
but dont get attached.
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>>562536736
I wanna hook your g spot and suck your clit and squeeze your ass when you're about to cum
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