Sup /b/... So I am the fat dickless jewfro fuck in these photos here. I posted a picture yesterday and a bunch of people recognized me and requested that I make an ask me anything thread so here it goes.
Ask me anything.
I can post a pic with timestamp if this thread goes anywhere or I am asked. So let's begin...
I think the post was pretty self explanatory.
If you mean the picture, well, we all got loaded on crystal and heroin and proceeded to fuck around with one another.
Hi, I'm a huge fan. Can you just explain how the events in he pic came about? You guys all look high out of your mind. What is your relation to the girl, does she browse 4chan as well? Have any of you fucked her? Was it awkward after the events of the pic? Did you guys do any other interesting things, possibly off camera? Thank you NoDickJewFroFatFaggotFuck.
How can you fuck around when your penis is the size of a tictac?
Post pic with timestamp faggot then you will have our attention
The chick. Who's name I will not give out. However, we have exchanged oral activities so far and she has recently started doing porn and has some more shoots scheduled.
My penis is not too bad when erect actually...
Here's a timestamp, starting the morning off with a nice bowl of crystal.
Why does heroin change your eyes from blue to brown?
>she looks like a holacaust victim
srsly though, have you considered suicide? i dont knw what else i could do if i would be the huge faggot you are
>why didnt u fuck her?
Because OP is the dickless fatboy you idiot. He even said so in the post.
OP seems like a pretty cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything
>mfw OP is actually a fag
Uh.. I eat a lot... lazy as fuck
Yeah I've thought about suicide, but then I took shot up some god damn heroin and realized life wasn't so bad with a little help.
None of us were hard because we all had been doing an insane level of drugs, which included Klonopin/Xanax/Alcohol/Methamphetamine/Marijuana/Heroin.
The idea for fucking around like this came after the meth... yeah... not even once
I can get hard on crystal alone sure, I will try and take a pic for you. Also Idk her porn agency or shit yet, but I will ask her and get that shit for you guys.
Posting a pic of yourself with timestamp on 4chan.
Nice way to ruin your life faggot.
Good luck looking for a job you twat.
what am I reading?
Actually I am employed believe it or not. I don't get high at work. All is well at my job.
Nah, drugs are the shit man. Why get out of something that only enhances your boring normal fucking life? If I pay for it in the end, idgaf, had fun. I'de rather live this way than be stuck behind some fucking desk punching numbers and going home to some gold digging cunt of a wife and my 2.5 kids.
Pretty high probably in the near future.
I'm half Jewish half German kek. feels good man
California, and no I can't link you her porn yet, I need to ask her where to find that shit, she has only done 1 shoot, but is scheduled for more.
Girl is a good friend of mine, and we posed like that because we were really fucked up and didn't give a shit.
as a guy who sits behind a desk punching numbers who goes home to his gold digging wife and 2 spoiled kids I can say the feeling is mutual. meaning I wouldn't want to be you either, friendo.
where are you from?
how did you guys end up being naked?
this a regular thing or what?
I just don't get it, but your life seems fun
(apart from those class A drugs wtf OP)
Holy shit. Imagine if this fucking guy is actually employed.
What are all the chronic jobless faggots doing wrong then?
>My penis is not too bad when erect actually...
tfw he has a giant horse dick that slides out leaving him with a 28" waist when erect...
>I'de rather live this way than be stuck behind some fucking desk punching numbers and going home to some gold digging cunt of a wife and my 2.5 kids.
This way meaning being a fat fuck who needs to get a hit to function whose idea of a good time is posting pictures of his limp dick on 4chan
This thread is gold
>Sup /b/... So I am the fat dickless jewfro fuck in these photos here.
Fucking I hadn't even looked at the pictures yet and I already lost my sides.
we swapped the camera around
From california, we got naked cuz meth+heroin makes you really hot and initially we wanted to cool down but it escalated from there. Kinda a regular thing yeah.
What happened to one of the guys in the pic? he disappears in some frames and another comes in..then the other guy leaves and the first guy comes back?
Holy shit this thread is awesome.
>I'm half Jewish half German kek. feels good man
Nur weil dein Papa Deutscher ist bist du nicht "Halbdeutsch".
Always those americans calling out their racial background. If you are born and raised as an American, you are one.
Meth- und Heroinabhängige werden bei uns erschossen.
wow this is so sad
the original picture made me think of a group of friends getting drunk and having orgies, made me abit jelly but still happy for you
anyway, you say you work, what do you work with?
Holy shit it's actually him.
OP; Please tell us about the worst coming down you've ever had. Like a morning where you felt like complete and utter shit.
What the FUCK was the buttplug for?
You know what, from first looks, you seem like a total faggot, but from the things you've said, you seem like a pretty cool guy
You keep showing the world how to not give a fuck /b/ro.
Never let them take your dreams.
Or your drugs
this is like the most epic thread on /b/ in a long long time! And by long I mean this summer, since I too am a summer faggot, old chap!
Captcha: ineedsag Mary
Here's a partial woody for you faggots.
Best I could do, not really in the mood right now.
YOU HAVE NO DICK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cheessa neenjah mah wongee Chewbacca. Kanjee teh droid.
Holy shit op, how old are you? Help yurself get off the drugs nao! trust
Think it's been established.
OP, why do you post this shit? Why do you want to be known as the nodickherometh guy in your neighboorhood/family/school/work whatever. I mean even if it´s little, there is a chance that ppl that know you will find your shitty post. I don´t know anybody who would do that, so to me it´s obvious that your not serious at all. Your staging all that shit what would explain the fact of "nobonerism" for example. You´re doing this to be cool or something. So you can show your "friends" how you´re fooling /b/. I mean, even if you look like that, I don´t really believe that you´re just taking autism to a new level. Prove me wrong!
THERE ARE FOUR DIFFERENT GUYS IN THAT SET OF PICTURES, ONE WITH GUAGES, ONE WITH A WEIRD BEARD, ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE ADAM LANZA FROM THE FRONT, AND THEN YOUR FAT ASS. WTF
Heroin Meth Crack addicted, oh boy, you posted a picture
OP; Please tell us about the worst coming down you've ever had. Like a morning where you felt like complete and utter shit.
So what's the story with this girl?
She's easily a 6/10 and could scrub up to a 7 or 8 with effort.
Why the fuck does she root Beta, Betaer, and Betaest?
Why you trashing him seriosuly? He probably have more fun than you will ever have in your life. You're just here, alone in your room, your fatass on the chair when he his with his bro' and having a fucking trip.
Keep going dude. You know how to have fun.
If this is all staged, they're very good at doing it really. I mean, naked 6-7/10 girl in front of you, no boners at all, the look destroyed as hell, there even was a timestamp
She decided to shave at that point in time.. Idk why, probably the meth...
6 days no sleep on a meth binge, went to a rave on the 4th day, did a shitload of MDMA... then on the 6th day ran out of ice and crashed so god damn hard. Luckily I had a shitload of Xanax and Klonopin to ease me through it.
its ok you dont have to feel sad about it anymore, as usual necessity is the mother of invention, pic related.
but here is my question.
when you ancestors came out of the potato famine (like all gingers did) and sacrificed their descendants penises for a turnip (as was done to you) bid they ever consider that even to this day testicles are used as pouches?
thus my question, if your scrotum was removed and used for a pouch, what would you want to have carried in it by its new owner?
hoooollyy shit, I can't believe this shit actually happened. Fuck me, that must've been aweful as fuck
forgot pic, look into it, good invention.
That doesn't answer my question.
How does fucking these three specimens help her in that quest?
Being willing to fuck them shows she has the attitude for it, but that's not a reason to fucking do it.
I gained weight extremely rapidly when I hit puberty, I eventually got almost to 400lbs.
I am now down to 270. Thanks to work and meth probably. I don't work out at all.
Sorry bout those stretch marks buddy. Guess you'll just have to stay offended. Cuz they're kinda staying around for a while.
OP bring us more picks of the grill or we'll cut the rest of your dick off
Yes lol... we all love that movie, as well as Trainspotting
Don't have too many more but here you go.
this thead is seriously nuts
Congratulations OP, you are one of the greasiest mother fuckers on the planet.
Not bad OP. I have advice if you want to get a bit more /fit/.
>Continue meth use
>one week of meth, one without.
>week on meth: EXCERCISE LIKE CRAZY
>week off: EAT LIKE THE FAT PIG YOU ARE, AND EXCERCISE LIKE A MADMAN!!!
>Repeat process untill fit as fuck or dead.
Have fun OP. Don't be a faggot.
Also I wouldn't be surprised if you lost your job soon. What with pics of you doing hard drugs, posted on /b/. With proof that it's you.
/b/ is filled with assholes, they'll be more than happy to get your ass fired.
>inb4 personal army
Fuck that. /b/tards just like to fuck around.
Altough you are so fucking legendary already that I reckon that you'll be safe.
And that someone will be fapping to the pics of you.
That'll have to do, I'm not getting an explanation from OP beyond his initial "she wants to be a porn star" statement.
Those movies weren't how to guides.
Oh well, live fast die young leave a hideous corpse.
did you bang the girl or what ?
>slim chick hanging naked and drug-fucked around ugly-beta-jews
>not a juggalette
I know it's not 2005 any more but still stands to reason being the first guess.
I think you're doing the right thing. If you can handle it (some ppl can), have the opportunity... and stay on the good side of drugs: good on you.
Soak it up, Hunter S Thompson-style.
I've never done heroin or meth, but most other drugs. I handled it well, but then... responsibility, children... etc.
I miss the days. I sneak out and do some MDMA now and then, but other than that, I'm a boring fucking grownup.
tl;dr: Stay away from the light, Puffy.
Doesn't have to
Not really, not afraid of much. Probably all the Benzos that make me not give a fuck.
I know right...
I have a furniture installation job like for big office buildings and shit, I build cubicles and such. Uhh and my parents, my mom is long gone, and my Dad is a fucking drunk who couldn't care less about what I do.
He's a fucking junkie lol
Hey, at least I'm trying to lose weight unlike this fat no dick having drug addicted jew. I've lost 15 lbs of fat mass and gained muscle mass in less than 2 months of working out and eating right.
Gold! its gold!
I can't even fathom how repulsive these hippie motherfuckers are.
tfw you'll never party like that
>implying OP won't simply use other drugs
Have my cat. /b/ still likes cats I presume?
Direct that empathy towards people that were dealt a bad hand and are going through shit and actually trying. Junkies are just that, junkies. Sure you could scrape around for reason why they turned the way they did, and you'd probably find it. But when it comes to people like OP, he thinks he's happy and this is what he wants, who are we to say otherwise, he chose this consciously and is sticking to it, no need for empathy here.
No I personally haven't fucked her.
We have exchanged fellatio and cunnilingus however up to this point.
Her boyfriend is discussing the possibility of a threesome with me.
That's a nice cat
The poor kid has just said he has a father that doesn't give a fuck about what can happen to him. Although you're right, don't wanna turn this gold thread into moralist shit
>jerking off to fatty jew dicks non existent dick
If it happens, take pics and come back to /b/.
Do you understand how lucky you are that there is a passable female specimen showing interest in your ruined life?
I hope you appreciate this fact anon.
I imagine your place just smelling awful. Is that accurate?
lol nothing really right or wrong about people doing drugs and being open with themselves
they enjoyed doing it, we enjoyed hearing/laughing about it
the world has far worse problems like that ebola shit and the middle east crap
u need to step up son
Depends on which drugs I'm on, if it's heroin... like 4 hours. If it's coke/crys than like 4 minutes lol.
Sure, I guess... I usually just go to raves and load sluts up on MDMA that I cut with crystal and they come around eventually. Or just get em hooked on something and they will eventually give up the snatch for some magic.
Very much this.
I accept your freedom as such. We should all move towards openness, nakedness and transparency.
I respect you more than lots of the people around me, because you're real and you're not ashamed of what you're doing.
Keep it up, OP.
might as well settle in for a good thread
Thanks! He tends to sniff my modelling glue and get high on it. Junkie fucker.
Have another pic of him. This time fully asleep.
>Sure, I guess... I usually just go to raves and load sluts up on MDMA that I cut with crystal and they come around eventually. Or just get em hooked on something and they will eventually give up the snatch for some magic.
holy shit anon your a total winrar
Haha wow you're a shit person.
I'd actually be mad at you if I didn't take a moment to think about the dumb sluts fucking you for drugs.
They're shit people too, so ... fair is fair I guess.
>they will eventually give up the snatch for some magic
>sharing sex toys
Enjoy your HIV, AIDS, hepatitis, herpes, gonorrhea, syphillis, chlamydia, etc....
For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE don't reproduce. Let your stupidity and selfishness die with you, and don't pass it on to any AIDS-infected fatty spawn you might create.
>captcha: gampopsy Him
jesus OP, you were on here yesterday talking about how you do heroin on the weekends for like 3 years and your friends do it too and how you keep your friends in check and shit so they dont get fired
how much do you spend per bonding session on drugs?
Summer's come to an end?
OP heres a question I havent seen asked. Aren't you afraid of having health effects from the Crystal and Hero? I'm an EMT and I have seen many people die in front of me because of those two drugs.
Tiny motherfucker tends to bring in live animals. Then toy with them, killing them slowly.
>tfw cat is crazy as fuck
>cat brought in among other things:
>Fox, also dead
>also I've witnessed him stalking a herd of deer, and I think I saw him riding a panicked deer which I almost ran over.
>dumb sluts fucking you for drugs.
>They're shit people too, so ... fair is fair I guess.
Uh, yeah, quite easily.
If I hadn't said either of these things I might fit your criteria fucktard.
Yes, that is correct.
this thread puts every drug experience ive ever had in question... i rly rly rly dont want to end up like these guys. actually this thread makes me rly sad and im sorry for you guys
>And I always thought Requiem for a Dream was exaggerated (stupid me)
Where do you even get that kind of money? I'm assuming you can't keep it up with just the job. We know you deal on the side, so my guess is you're working for a shady, but also more professional individual who supplies you. Guess he also pays you in drugs.
this is fake right