i just shaved my pussy for the first time how did i do /b/

>>558700501
>no timestamp

GTFO

>>558700501
you missed a few

also, rub mayonaise on it to get rid of the itching then post pics

>>558700748

this. i rub mayo all over my balls when i get done shaving. feels great man

>>558700501
1. get some weed
2. roll a blunt
3. light it up
4. put that shit in your pussy
5. get high
6. 420

>>558700660
THIS.

>>558700501
timestamp of gtfo nigger

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>>558700501
I'm sorry I must have missed the time stamp , so op is faggot

>>558700501
Timestamp you slut

>>558700501
8/10 would lick and fuck

also: missing timestamp

>>558700501
For your faggotry on not posting with a timestamp you must offer tits as tribute

>>558701024
>>558701080
>>558701197
>>558701341
"No timestamp, fuck you newfag, timestamp!"

>Don't sage

>>558701525
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

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yo now im scared of putting mayo down there

>>558701717
Greatpussy/10
You even got my gf beat

>>558700501
looks good post more

>also its itchy help
put my dick in it no more problems

>>558701921
;_; <3 ty

>>558701717
OP verified awesome.

Treat it gently with whatever you wear, nice panties and the like.

Aftershave won't help really, and mayo is a new one to me, might work, I'd say just to be careful with it and it'll clear right up.

>>558701717
Its true, mayonnaise works great

You can also use aftershave, but you'll have to find one with a higher alcohol content so it can really help your soft skin

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Put this on

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>>558701717
The plot thickens
>also can i see body op you look sexy

>>558700501
write "I <3 dukki" on a paper and take a photo.
best locking vaggo!

>>558701717
OP not a faggot.

Now..

For more verifications.
>shoe on head
>sharpie in pooper

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>>558701717
Would u do this op?

>>558702018
And to answer your original question, it get really really itchy the first few times you shave down there, my balls used to get beyond itchy when I first started, but it stops the more you do it. At least for me it did

>>558701717
would bang, nice pussy, tits bb plox

>>558701668
Ya Wat Newfag?

>>558701717
>>558702292
Also >timestamp tits

You know the rules.

Where tits?

>>558701717
damn that is one nice pussy.. mayo helps, Nivea cream is even better

Stop shaving, OP. Just trim.
Completely shaved is pretty gross.

Make sure you get your balloon knot as well, clean smooth assholes deserve a good licking

>>558700501

put on Secret deodorant or any other kind that is the white stick kind, a stripper taught me that trick

also get summer's eve spray baby powder to help it stay clean.

nice pussy btw

moisturising cream. like e45
and don't scratch

completely shaved is hot as fuck OP
I think you already know what you're working with, stunning pussy no one can argue

>>558702361
you shave your balls? You're supposed to shave the patch above the dick and ass, and only trim the balls and taint, that's how you prevent cuts and itch

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>>558700501
I've heard this feels great after.

>>558701717

dont do mayo
all this faggots want to see is worms growing in your pussy, it happens if you dont clean it right

best advice i have to to wear soft materials

>>558702361
dude i just splash my balls and everything with ice cold water after i shave and im all good

>>558701717
a little witch hazel is probably a good idea to stop irritation and razor burn

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Moisturize. Any kind of lotion or cream will do. Shower twice a day.

Also, stop shaving all of it. Shave labia, trim the bush above. Best of both worlds. Pic related.

>>558700501

Its sounds weird. But, rub semen on it. That will get rid of the itch.

plus, it tightens the pores.

>>558702674
I've been doing it for almost 2 years now and I've never cut my balls doing so. The gf loves when they're shaved anyway

>>558701717
Alcohol will help with the itching, but will irritate the skin. Put some aloe lotion on it too

>>558702772
Hmm. Looks like we have someone who just found out about 4chan last month.

>>558701717
>tfw fat
God fucking dammit OP you were nearly alright
You're getting enough compliments, so don't fucking fish

>>558701525
youre a brony you faggot

Super cute pussy.

Did you get all wet and horny after shaving?
My gf likes how smooth she feels and is jumping my cock shortly after shaving her pussy.

>>558702478
Are you fucking retarded?

>>558702865
so do you do it when they are cold and tight or sagging? the wrinkles is what causes cuts for me if i shave them

op is kill

>>558702674
i shave my balls, never cut myself and it never itch

>>558702148
>handsoap
are you retarded? there is aloe lotion

>>558700501
That is one sweet kenny on the night stand!

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>>558702292
no sharpies around :'(

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>>558702972
You must be gay or a jealous fat femanon
>is this you?

>>558702478

Grandpa go back to bed, the 70s were over a long time ago.

>>558703334
Seriously though a little witch hazel will do wonders. Look into it.

Also perfect pussy, absolutely perfect.

>>558703334
Lol paint brush in pooper

>>558703334
Don't take this the wrong way but fapping so hard I'm getting brush burn on my dick

>>558701717
Ham sandwich pussy ahahahahahaha

>>558703117

Cold and tight is easier to shave.
Also the bottom shaft of cock, and taint and asshole. Makes it nicer when gf is rimming.

>>558703334
wow 9/10 nice

>>558703536
this should be a new thing

>>558703334
show us your tits

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>>558703334
Nice.

>>558703117
>let balls sag (preferably just after shower when hair is soft)
>grab the sack
>stretch it out till its taut
>shave both sides
>rinse and repeat until all hair is off
>no cuts unless you're retarded

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>colossal yvewhall

>>558700501
Timestamp or not.
Use ice to calm the itchy. The itchiness is awful

>>558702451
i rly dont like my boobs so no ;v;

>>558703334
Jesus OP that is like one of the sexiest pussies i've ever seen
go get laid, you deserve it

skinny girl with a fat girl pussy

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>>558702702
It does feel great... wait... why is it starting to burn????? FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKJJJJJJJRYHWIIJHFIEJJFYUFUJRJXYUFUUDHFURUUEIIFUE9W8F7UG

>>558703563
Virgin confirmed

>>558703536

>paintbrush

That's a makeup brush.

OP needs to come here more often. Cetephil is the lotion i use and it is amazing.

>>558703334
Dang Samantha dat pussy lookin smoof

>>558703334
10/10

>>558703334
Im i supposed to believe this? Like OP can just Go Go Gadget her arm around and take this pic. Timestamp again.

>>558703334
OP I'd like for you to stop post lewd pics of yourself, this site see's woman like us as mere objects and you are enabling this.
So please stop for all the women out there.

>>558703691
But /b/ will like your boobs, so that's no excuse.

>>558703691
Op got a glimpse of them in earlier pic and even though you may be insecure about them they looked alright from that angle

>>558703334
Shampoo your pubes. And condition.

>>558703763
>>558703587
>>558703536

>brushie in pooper

Winrar.

Beautiful pussy OP

>>558700903
Yeah, no.

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>>558701921
>>Implying anybody on 4chins has a gf

>>558703334
would rape/10
moaaar

>>558703117
I gently pull sections of my sack to smooth them out while I run the razor over the spot, never had a razor cut my sack. Back when I was a young teen I tried an electric shaver, immediately felt a pinch, no blood but never again.

>brush your pooper

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>>558703856
Uh oh feminazi confirmed

>>558703856
fuck you, fat fuck. leave this site, youd post yourself if you even had a decent body

>>558703763
I have paint brushes that look just like that, comes in a pack

>>558703842
It's called a webcam. Maybe you have heard of it?

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>>558703334
Can you pour some honey on your tongue and stick it out. wouldn't hurt to get some on your face.

>>558703856
I smell a tumblr

OP is 11/10 would enjoy as gf

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>>558703862
i think my boobs are ok with bra on

>>558702853

Moisturize AND shower twice daily? You do realize that's counter-intuitive.

Showering (using soap, actually) de-moisturizes.

Get a fatty cream without perfume and use that.

>>558702702
I used it instead of lotion to fap once. Dear god, I hope no one ever had to go through that pain. EVER. They should have a note saying "Do not use sexually, you fucking retards".

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>>558703691
They looked great, /b/ loves all boobs.

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>>558703334
Nice.

Now can we see timestamp tits, OP? Please delivar. Rules are rules.

>>558704168
>that pussy
>those boobs
Why are you even on 4chan?

>>558703856
Gr8 b8 I r8 8 8/8. I appreci8. You are too l8 though m8

>>558703334
tits pls

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damn smooth pussies do this to me <.<

>>558700501
You've got a beautiful pussy. Take it from me I've had pussy from just about every fucking race there is. The type of labia you have is highly desired. Don't listen to all these virgin fags telling you to rub mayo on it. Use some vaseline or some lotion and relieve the burn and itch. Damn I wish the pussy was right in front of my face.

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>>558700501
OP write "Nem" with eyeliner on top of your pussy, it will make you feel better, and i'll have something to fap to this summer :)

>>558704168
Holy fuck op are you lost?

>>558700501
Best recipe for OP's pussy, wash it, peel it and eat it. Yum!

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>>558703856

>>558704168
I think they will be ok without a bra on too.

>>558704168
Very nice bra, just saying that it would look alot better off of your body.

>>558704168

go on, you know it only counts if we see nipple

>>558704279
why is there this one guy in every fucking camwhore thread

>>558704168
Jennifer?

>>558701717
Would lick and Fuck the shit out of your sweet vagoo

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>>558703334
Holy shit is your left leg a stump? ayy lmao

>>558704261
probably face

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but i think they're kinda saggy aaaaaa

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>>558704318
>Take it from me I've had pussy from just about every fucking race there is
poster revealed

>>558703334

>brush in pussy

Please OP. Dick hard as >>558704279

>>558704180
>using soap

I didn't say anything about soap.

It's summer, it's hot. She should shower in the morning and before bed to rinse the sweat away. Moisturize after every shower to prevent skin from drying out.

Dry skin is more prone to infections, ingrown hairs etc.

>>558704553
ohhhh...move along people, there's nothing to see here...

>>558704553
Little lop sided

>>558704553

they are nice! a lot better to squish up around my cock

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>>558700501

>>558704548

lolllll

>>558704553
looking good OP

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>>558704553

>>558704168
OP with out a doubt would rekt that.
now go out there and get on a dick and share the video with your /b/ros

>>558703536
I don't think it's a paint brush

>>558704553
not perfect but good tho!

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>>558704553

>>558704553
let us judge full frotal nude

>>558704031
I'm willing to admit I don't have the best physique.
Which is why it is best for men to have more realistic standards in women. You lot have to understand not all women will have bodies like op's.

>>558704552
or personality

>>558704552
nah im not ugly,not pretty but not ugly
and tbh i go on /mu/ the most but /b/ is better for this kind of thing

>>558704553
Little bit saggy, yes, but i bet they're real fun to play with

>>558704553
Beautiful OP.

OP I'M FITTER THAN EVERY SINGLE OTHER POSTER HERE

Looking good op

>>558704553
Brandi?

>>558704548
>~(_8^(I)
>mfw

>>558704553
eh I like em

>>558704553
7/10 would suck

>>558704553
Ok ya thats gross put the bra back on.

>saggy
>75% covered in areola

At least you have a pussy..

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>>558704553
They're good

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>>558704553
how about a spatula in the pooper

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>>558704553
You're alright OP I'd give you a fistbump if i knew you.

>>558704553
Nails match the shirt bring you to 9/10

>>558702068

Are you fucking kidding me?
PLEASE LEAVE, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE

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>>558704553
u was right, ur a freak of nature. stop posting them plox

>>558700501
Looks like some post-op vagina. First time shaving your pussy because it used to be a penis, amirite?

>>558704815
Please be dox. #rekt

>>558704778
You should show your face. Also a pic of wet pussy, it's alright if you need a minute to work yourself up to it.

>>558704553
feets plox !!

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>>558704553
Rock hard OP

>>558704553
Look exactly like my wife's, crazy.

>>558704791
Except me, and i'm a master of guitar and bass, plus i'm mad sexy and have piercings and a tattoo and a huge cock. Also i'm not a tryhard and give 0 fucks about no god damn ham flaps like some desperate ugly virgin.

And now I will leave the thread

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>>558704760
Is this you?

>>558704981
We demand feets and lipz

>>558700501
OP, please write happy birthday Raul on your tits.

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>>558703856
shut up, she does what she wants

>>558704553

6/10
Would motorboat.

>>558705080
boy...please fuck off

well i gotta get dressed and go out
that's it folks uvu
au revoir

>>558705080
Fag

>>558704553
>saggy

But fun to play with

10/10 OP delivars

>>558705080
bitch

pianist here, also with tattoos and piercings.

PIANO BEATS GUITAR.

only one thing for it, piano vs guitar duel.

>>558704553
don't listen to these fags. those are hot!

>>558705224
Au revoir princesse.

>>558703976
My gf has a huge cock

>>558705027
dat bent dik

>>558700501
Hi OP, as someone who also shaves down there, I'm a guy though so it isn't the same, I can tell you the likely cause of the itch is because there micro-hairs in your underwear (from pubes, etc) which is the main cause and of course your rarely exposed skin down there is more sensitive than normal skin elsewhere (should be easy to guess, too many obvious places to mention).

Best way to get over the itch is masturbation, especially when you get wet, and is normally better than fancy designer anti-ageing creams (being over the top with the cream, but first point is true).

>>558700501
Nivea Aftershave, it's right on your bedside table

>>558705224
bye !

>>558705224
Can you prove you're not an amputee?

>>558705224
faggot

>>558704553
Naw, Way better then being flat chested, they sag but during sex its better then rocks that wont move. Also great to grab onto.

>>558704760
big is beautiful! post nudes and show all the guys what a real woman looks like

>>558705224
Wait, what race are you?

>>558705224
YO GURL. LEMME GET YO NUMBAH

i want to see some more of you

>>558703602
This

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for the first time in /b/ history op is a certified babe, never thought Id live to see this

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>>558702853
This anon is fucking retarded.

The hardest part is shaving labia....and the posted pic looks like shit. If you're going to do the hard part, just shave everything else (or if you *really* want you can leave a small amount....not fucking nasty frenchy full bush like pictured)

>>558705224
Thanks OP for not being a faggot.

Also, /thread archived http://4archive.org/b/thread/558700501

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Toasting in epic bread.

>>558703113
No? I'm just not a beta / closet pedo.

>>558703474
I hear academy is having a backpack sale, summerkiddy.

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>>558704553
nice tits OP

>>558704168
>>558704553
10/10

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>>558705739
>mfw feels

>>558700501
Write "happy birthday Raul" you new fag. It's a custom. I am not even joking.

>>558704247
she already time stamped dick wad

>>558706459
>raul

SANDSHIT CONFIRMED!

>>558706459
>it's a custom
>a custom

Stfu faggot

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well this was great

>time for dox and "assisted suicide"

>>558704553
OPdelivers/10

Will she'll be back ?

>>558706868
>slowpoke.jpg

>>558700501
Guys. Hate to inform you, but that is a trap inverted cock.

>>558700501
OP get some dare to be bare from adam&eve. I'd eat you out.

Use hemp oil. Keep it in the freezer. Look up all of its uses online.

>>558708431
sauce

>>558708431
>>558708723
why the fuck would you need sauce on that?
seriously explain, what the fuck

>>558705739
what kinda fucking newfag are you, man?

>>558709038
cause its hot

>>558708431
Where is that from? I need to see it.

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>>558701717
>>558700501
>>558703334
>>558704168
>>558704553
>>558704778
>>558705224

I made this for you OP...but I took too long...and now you're gone ; _ ;

>>558709732
tying too hard nigga.
foreva wizard.

>>558708431
Saaaauuuccceeeeeeee.

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>>558708431
sauce

>>558704553
TITS!

>>558705631
AND ILL CALLLLLLLLLLL

>>558704394
saucez

>>558708431
Tell me where this is from goddammit

>>558701007
is this one of those situations where I lose if I reply? Just wondering how I can not make people like you happy for future reference.

>>558708723
Bukkake with Spanish redhead on xvideos

>>558701717
ID fuck the shit out of you!!

>>558714123
All my Internets

>>558704836
>has never seen tits that weren't on a computer screen

>>558704553
Thanks for delivering.
They look great. I'd suck those all fucking night,

OP we need a clear shot of your spread pussy and asshole! please!

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>>558704058

>>558700501
Lotion up. Srsly, if you get red lumps around your junk you've got razor rash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evu-_5_dZ8I