>go to omegle
>add tumblr as interests
>talk about le shit nigger
>post results
somewhat off topic: i'm on video and omegle won't let me get to new people without entering a captcha each time, anyone know a fix?
>>558422287
lol
posting a classic
>>558423421
wtf that was me
>>558423421
>>558424190
Forced omegle raid is forced.
Friendly reminder that if you're a carnist you deserve to die.
>>558423864
prolly
>>558424701
Why do I find this so funny?
>>558425764
Steven Pinker
>>558422598
I lots at tht m8
/mu/ says hi
>whythefucknot,jpg
bad thread is bad
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no civilization ~ ~ ~ ~
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you complete me <3
le shit nigger
>>558422287
fuck yea /sp/ 4 lyfe fuck /b/
le shit nigger is the best
>>558422671
oh boy ahahahahahha
>THERE ARE STILL IDs ON /b/
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
has this gone viral yet?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Heey
You: hihi
You: what u doin man
Stranger: Chillin
You: yeah me too
Stranger: Where yuhh from
You: ill let you guess
You: ts not good here
You: wars and such
Stranger: Afghanistan
You: no
You: le shit nigger you idiot
Stranger: Russia
You have disconnected.
>russia
>>558426427
i want to bury le shit nigger in a coffin filled with sand and then set the coffin on fire. i would then carefully break the coffin to find le shit nigger incased in glass. i would then chip the glass parts around his ass and wear them as glasses. then, and only then, would i be able to fully appreciate le shit nigger's detailed asscheeks.
i want to shave my head and cover it in vaseline. i would then meet up with le shit nigger and slowly push my head into his delicate anus. then i would wear le shit nigger as a mask and go to a party where other people where each other as masks. maybe we could get drunk together.
i want to find le shit nigger's diapers, microwave them, and then wear them. afterwards i would call him to a feast and make diaper stew which i would force-feed to him through a straw.
i want to surgically remove my ballsack and take all the semen from it and spill it inside a humidifier. i would then put the humidifier inside le shit nigger's room when he is asleep so he will slowly breath my would-be kids inside his lungs.
i want to collect all the dead skin cells and finger-nails from le shit nigger and put them inside my work-shed. i would later attempt to replicate le shit nigger's left index finger and pleasure myself with it. maybe if i collected enough resources then i could made a full-on fist.
i want to find a random person on the street and duct-tape him to a stop sign. if the scientist near my shed gives me hi-tec equipment, then i qould be able to siphon genes and dna from le shit nigger. i would then intoxicate the man on the stop sign with le shit nigger's hormones and attempt to turn him into a le shit nigger clone.
i want to piss down le shit nigger's throat.
i want to shit inside le shit nigger's anal cavity.
i want to cum all over le shit nigger's eyelids.
>tfw you will never EVER become le shit nigger
feels bad man
>>558428675
>>558426427
>descended
excellent
Le shit nigger? That's fuckin' lazy. Zero effort and zero thought. Go back to sneaking Dan into "typos" and shit.
>>558428675
for some popruse
Much fun was had
>>558422287
I had fun
>>558429190
you don't like Steven Pinker?
Don't Nova Zeelandia inhabitants have nothing better to do then this shit?
MEME REMIX INCOMING
>i found my true love on omegle
>much troll
>>558429534
That's pretty much Tumblr in a nutshell. You get your ass beat by a bunch of black people and you're still the bad guy for anonymously saying nigger on the internet.
I enjoyed this
>>558429754
Looks like you guys were talking about /b/
>>558429826
forgot pic
Go back to 9gag. I understand that the "le" part is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek but it really doesn't smell any less autistic in here. Light a candle after eating spaghetti-o's. Jesus.
>>558429920
10/10
There will be more
>>558430095
le shit nigger
>>558430250
You're not even trying.
>>558430374
ass
ight, this made me chuckle
cont.
:^)
>>558430095
In case you are new, it comes from [s4s]
>>558430630
God bless you, you beautiful animal
>>558428898
This copypasta is autistic enough on [s4s]. It doesn't even have any context on /b/.
"An excellent post"
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>>558422598
>Why?
>le shit nigger
GG, Sides.
You: You have been visited by le shit nigger of Omegle! You will recieve many buckets of KFC, but only if you reply "thx le shit nigger" to this post!
Stranger: THX LE SHIT NIGGA
You: top kek
Stranger: What?
You: are you a landwhale?
Stranger: No I'm a water whale
You: no those are my triggers stop
Stranger: Stop what
Stranger: I'm replying
Stranger has disconnected.
>>558431541
>kek name
lel
>>558429920
clever anon is clever
>>558431679
i keked
>>558431873
>I got a rage
You: sUP
You: Wanna play a game?
Stranger: hey
You: I start a phrase of a song. You finish and I say the correct phrase after you guess.
Stranger: sup
Stranger: okay
You: All in all you're just -
Stranger: another brick in the wall
You: le shit nigger
You: Is the correct phrase.
You: le shit nigger
You: le shit nigger
You: You fucking nigger.
Stranger: fucking 4chan
You: le shit nigger
You: :D
You: le 9gag army reporting in
Stranger: you fucking fat dude living on your moms basement while the gardener is fucking ger
Stranger: even worese
Stranger: 9gag
Stranger has disconnected.
>>558422958
>Ask M
>Who is M?
Lost my fucking shit
>>558423864
Go to bed David.
le shit nigger
>>558432629
das me m8
>>558423321
>missing perfect 'le double nigger'
2/10 needs more shit nigger
>>558432402
EPIC WIN friend!
P
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>>558432584
>>558432717
wrong post m8, I'm in this one.
This thread gave me AIDs. Is summer over yet?
I'm having too much fun with this.
>>558432584
i expect if this happened in real life the conversation the person yelled in your face "LE SHIT NIGGER?!?!?!" then you just whispered "le shit nigger" back
>>558422342
toucan is a good bird hahah
You: Hey
Stranger: Wanna Sext on kik?
You: sure
You: my kik is leshitnigger69atnightcottan
You: u?
Stranger: asl?
You: age and sex is a social construct
You: I'm actually over 1000 years old, and I constantly switch genders
Stranger: Are you a dude or chick
You: You'll never be as special as me
Stranger has disconnected.
>>558432934
Yeah.
FUCK THIS THREAD! This thread is ruining all of my tranny and roll threads! You faggots are like salesmen hawking your cancerous boypussy on some Eastern European street corner!
"SPHINCTER! COME GET YOU'RE SPHINCTER!"
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>>558433298
This was me.
Le shit
>>558422873
I'm kind of interested to find out what happened.
>>558433482
no one cares faggot
>>558422287
FUCKING 9GAG!!!!
9gag virus
i kekd
>>558422598
8/10 laugh. Good one
Lel
>>558434008
Topkek/10
You: hey
Stranger: Hey you ok?
You: no
You: I've just been triggered
You: they kept saying le shit n*****
Stranger: Triggered?
Stranger: Ah yeah
You: It means I've been upset
Stranger: Awh :/
You: It's really annoying
Stranger: Just ignore the dickheads
Stranger: There's a lot of them
You: I guess it's my fault, I'm only 13, probably shouldn't be on here anyway
Stranger: Yeah, probably... But don't worry about it Hun
You: thanks :)
Stranger: Don't let it get to you :3
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Becky
Stranger: You?
You: Thanks becky :)
You: my name is le shit nigger
You: :^)
Stranger: Right
Stranger: Ffs
Stranger has disconnected.
Jesus
loel.
wait I have a continuation
>>558434460
part two
>>558434460
>>558434553
let me just finish that for you :^)
#rekt
#ruse the whole time
top fucking kek
topkek
>>558434682
sonofabitch well played anon, well played.
Huehuehuehueheh
>>558422784
>leshitnigger66gooddouble
kek
holy shit
>>558434872
ayyyy lmao that's me
im thinking we need a codeword or something
>>558433856
thats me!
yeah we're just getting each other
>>558435029
kek
>>558435029
10/10
>>558435054
its ayy lmao faggot
Ayy
Codeword: le shit nigger
>>558435457
meant to do this one
Actually funny
Another /b/ro kek
>>558435529
This
>>558434925
kek
you beautiful bastard
>go to Omegle to troll you
>only get hi's and disconnecting
>ffffuuu
Stranger: WHAT TEAM?
You: le shit nigger
Stranger has disconnected
First person I meet is a /b/ro.
My fucking sides. This thread is the most fun I've had on /b/ in ages
>>558422729
yeah, buy a 4chan gold pass
My lord, there are a ton of faggots in this thread.
fucking pedo kunt
>>558422729
are you a registed sex offender?
Too many /b/ros using tumblr as their interests, we must broaden our horizons. I'm going to start using "reddit".
I did not forget
>>558436220
Check your privilege, CIS scum.
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1/2
>>558429326
i spit my coffee
thanks le shit nigger
>>558435978
>fuck auto context
2/2
EVERYONE FUCKING RAID THE CP PART OF OMEGLE
PUT INTEREST AS CP
>>558436661
no you dip put intrest as "links" or s2r"
>>558436661
The fuck?
>>558436780
no put cp
i'm getting people
Le Shit Nigerian
>>558436661
We're going to the Cheese Pizza section?
Ooh boy! I hope it's pre-sliced!
10/10 holy fucking shit.
This idiot was too fucking dense to realize I was trolling the whole time.
>>558436661
i actually put my interest as child pornography twice and once some guy linked me a site and disappeared
the other he just wrote sts or srs 4 times i dont remember
>You: hello.
>Stranger: Hey~
>You: how are you doing?
>Stranger: absolutely fine
>You: thats great, have you heared of our lord >and savior Le shit niigger? If you haven't he's >a great man
>Stranger: I love le shit nigger ^^
>Stranger: i love it when he shits on my back >and shoves welfare checks up my ass
>You: and beats ur g/f?
>Stranger: ayy lmao
/thread
The jimmy rustling intensifies.
lel
>>558433805
this is the funniest thing i've seen all night.
i promise i'm not samefagging
1/2
:)
They seem upset
>>558437335
2/2
they're learning!
Lel
Well. I guess this was one way to go about it.
>>558422287
I don't know why this is so funny but it is extra funny when the reply matches with the question that is asked.
>>558422287
new thread man! MAKE A NEW THREAD!
>>558429920
9/11 good jeb
I don't think you guys do this to troll, you do it to meet other /b/ros. Why don't you just type 4chan in your interests?
You're shit at trolling anyway.
Posting tinyURLs no one will follow and apologizing for saying your "code words."
Stop lying to yourself!
image limit.
>>558438225
or... we do ir cuz tumblr gay
>>558438225
Seriously, you can't even blame reddit when the opportunity presents itself.
>>558438297
Fantastic. Would someone mind making a new thread?
>>558438324
takes 2 to gay
as they say
*tips fedora*
>>558438324
Maybe you just don't have the mental capacity to troll properly and I'm trying to make up nice intentions for your bullshit.
>>558438225
>Tumblr fag is in the proximity!
>>558438225
I have to agree. I went to Omegle out of curiosity and I keep getting 'HAHAHAH LE SHIT NIGGER HAHAHAH', then a disconnect.
Seriously, put some more effort into it.
>>558438528
[insert bait image here]
>tfw img limit
captchaa:dingDad and
>>558438528
I repeat we have a tumbltard!
new thread >>558438736
I love le shit nigger
please, I want this to happen
We need a new interest tab.
I vote we raid gay. It's full of fags.
>>558438845
Thanks, /b/rother
>>558438760
I've trolled harder on Omegle typing with my fucking toes than any of the bullshit I've come across from these threads.
>>558439115
then do it with le shit nigger please, we must spread the word of le shit nigger
>>558436276
lolno