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Come have breakfast with me /b/. I'll be there in 45 mi

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Come have breakfast with me /b/. I'll be there in 45 mins. See you soon.

http://www.earthcam_com/usa/florida/miami/?cam=miami
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Has this become the new cardstand?
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Florida.
Not even once.
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>>558262752
Hey! I live here.
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>>558262752
Hey! I took a shit there once
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>>558262349
I hope jorge is working today
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every1 i saw was latino or blk working, even the city trash and street crew were blk people working. alot white folks walking looking around drink in hand
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Also why do they leave the sugars and ketchup outside? No ants or not worried about rain ruining them?
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BAMP
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>>558263974
from the looks of this place. OP might be eating dirt for breakfast
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I wonder how many people will turn up, also what do we think OP looks like?
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Bumping, OP delivar
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>>558263974
they bring them in at the end of the nite im sure
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>>558264247
Well Op better be there he had 15 minutes left to get there. OP can eat all the dirt he wants.
>>558262349
OP Shoe on head when you get there
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>>558262349
its gonna be something cash I am sure
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>>558263974
Ants are not that active in south beach and it rains every day but usually not until the afternoon, so they pick them up when it starts to get dark and windy.

Although I live north of here and it's currently pouring down rain.
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Could this be OP's car?
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>>558262349
this has been done repeatedly. DO NOT EXPECT OP TO DELIVER.
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>>558262569
I wish
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>>558262349
THERE'S A NIGGER
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>>558262349

Where are you?
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>>558264765
confirmed. watch your back op, there's a nigger about the place.
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>>558262349

OP you prick I bet you're sitting on the nearer side of the closest bar table to the camera - just out of shot
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Lurkin
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>>558262349
where are you faggot
>lurking
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>inb4 moot
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Assuming you left home at 5 minutes past, you've now got 10 minutes left. Where are you, OP?
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Hoping that oldfag from that one thread drops by, he was a total bro.
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OP's hiding
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Is that fat lady in white OP?
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ausfag here - goin for a swim

http://www.maritime.nsw.gov.au/webcams/nobbys/index.html
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>>558265427

Isn't it like 11 at night over there?
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>>558265546

9:45pm east coast
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>>558265598

Sheet, I didnt know it was just an hours difference with here
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FUCKING HURRY UP OP!
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>>558265298
HOLY FUCK HES HERE MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!
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holy shit OP is the guy in the blue shirt. has to be.

or he's the nigger worker.
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the old dude lol
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>>558262349
that old dude is OP
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Hi op
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>>558265687

Where you...?
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HI OP

>>558265864

Japan m8
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45 minutes exactly!
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OP is one chill looking motherfucker
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OP SHOE on HEAD
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HE'S ABOUT TO POST
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hes checking /b/ hes checking his phone goddam yes
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on his phone holy shet
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HE'S POSTING HE'S POSTING
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HE's ON HIS PHONE!
HELLO OP!
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>>558265907

konichiwa Japan
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He looked at the camera its him!!
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>>558266057

Konbanwa Abbot-san
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OP here. What should I do?
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Shit he didn't post... Could it be he isn't OP?
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>>558266105
SHOE ON HEAD
fuckin delivard m80
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>>558266105
holy niggers toasting in epic breads
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>>558266105
WAVE!
:D
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>>558262349

g'day OP
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>>558266105
WAVE WITH SHOE ON HEAD

I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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>>558266105

throw your glas at the van
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>>558266105
WAVE AT CAMERA
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>>558266105
Write

"/b/ was here"

on the table in ketchup
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PROVE IT's YOU POINT AT YOURSELFD
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adjust your hat a bit
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>>558262349
hey op
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The fucker just downed that juice like it's nothing
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I feel sorry for this pedo he seems so alone
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Thas not the OP you god damned morons
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He doesn't have a smartphone or a tablet.
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>>558266098

that's just nasty
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>>558266375
op is a boss with vitamin c
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yeah check that dude ass
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>>558266373
kek

im beginning to suspect this is not OP but he is just someone watching this and posted at the same time the dude checked his phone.
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>>558266393
This
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is OP 60 years old?
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old guy totally "dat ass"'d that woman.
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OP ?
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>>558266409
He pulled out a smartphone as soon as he sat down
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Op what are you eating for breakfast?
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I swear that's the same dude that waved at us this time yesterday on this very cam...
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The guy checked girl out
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op just gave us a subtle thumbs up
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>>558262349
he thumbed up at the camera
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Where is he staring at?
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>>558266572
op isn't gay,

op loves woman ass obviously haven't you been watching or reading the thread?
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Damn thats a good looking breakfast
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holy shit, OP is also an ausfag
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Too much salt is bad for your heart OP im worried about you
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that monstrosity is breakfast? no wonder you americunts are fat
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The fuck is that on the plate?
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>>558266672
Is not reading this thread
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>placing your 20 dollar toast directly on that god damn disgusting table
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OP delivar an waitres rape to confirm dat you are the Orange juice killing blue shirt guy
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At least taste it first before adding all that shit you fat fuck!
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>>558266768
I JUST NOTICED THE KANGAROO
Fellow ausfag
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>>558266782
what if that was pepper
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>>558266768

why?
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>>558266870
he used both of them, a lot.
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>bread directly on the table
>yummie those staph
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I think I looked at the camera exactly before start eating.
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>>558266794
2 anons confirm op as ausfag, not amerifat

blow me
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>>558266924

that is pretty nasty
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just noticed the guy in the bottom right. No wonder OP isn't making it more obvious he probably doesn't want to look mental to the people opposite him.
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>>558266862

HOLEEEEEEEE FUK

ausfags unite!!!!
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that old guy has to be op, or he's just a regular customer. idfk
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>>558266879
kangaroo on his hat.
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OP is kill

>especially after heart attack on a plate kek
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fuck, this thread is making me hungry...
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>>558267027

OUTSTANDING!!!

Newcastle NSW here
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>>558267061
seriously
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i call bullshit. no one on 4chan is this old. especially not in the summer.
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>>558267071
melbourne master race
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People will remember this thread and talk about it in a couple of years.
"Hey remember when OP went for breakfast?"
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Also, kangaroo on hat doesn't mean he is ausfag. Maybe he visited australia and got that hat, maybe a relative got it for him. maybe it's just a design. definitely not enough evidence to conclude that he is australian.
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Beginning to think OP is just one lonely fat fuck who wants us to share his breakfast moment. we are being used to fulfill his emotional needs of comfort and company.
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second guy came
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Does that fat cunt eat there everyday?
And where's Jorge?
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>>558267117
>implying
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Getting hungry too, here
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>>558267126
>>558267126
you found OP

dude we're watching is a customer that always shows up at this time or had a reservation..waiter is op
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>>558267225
jesus how did you screenshot and post that so quickly? skills.
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>>558267185
he looks australian.
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ITT: OP laughing at dozens of people waiting for him to deliver
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>>558266815
>20 dollar toast
What are you retarded?
That whole breakfast is maybe 15 bucks with tip
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Someone order OP a pizza He might still be hungry afterwards
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>>558267185
No, I guarantee that he is a Aussie,
The glasses, "Fishing shirt" and the hat sums up an Old Australian man,
We know who are from our own country mate,
He's Australian
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>>558267117
Speak for yourself, I'm 87 as of June 28.
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>>558266862
>>558266991
He was there yesterday...
He is definitely OP
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>>558267302
In what way? he just looks like a slightly over weight old man.
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>>558267280
Lightshot
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>>558267190
you didn't get that from the first post?

well...welcome, try not to be too cancerous
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>>558267159

Noice M8!
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>>558267341

proof or gtfo
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I've seen this thread before. Exact same streetcam.
Different people eating, though.
My guess: OP's is near and enjoys pulling this shit
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>>558267346
Second this.
I'll find one of the gifs of the fat turd.
And still no Jorge?
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>>558267303
OP already delivered fuckknob. he's the old guy in the black hat with yellow kangaroo on it. he delivered yesterday too and was waving to the camera.
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>>558267280

Ilouliminaty
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>>558267318
i live in australia too but i guess i don't have enough aussie spotting experience.
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>>558267408
Nuh that dude was there last time this thread was pulled OP is a lonely oldfag who likes to make us watch him eat breakfast
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>>558267402
What proof would you like?
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>>558267346

this is cool
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>>558267375
Darwin, master race
R, Righ, Right?...
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>>558267465

drivers license and/or birth certificate
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>>558267503
Anything but Tasmania = master race.
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>>558267318

I gotta second this

he just needs a VB in his hand
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>>558267516
Don't have a drivers license anymore, and birth cert is filed away in a drawer. Besides, I'm not putting that info on the internet. I may be old, but I'm not retarded.
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Stupid faggot didn't even finish his breakfast
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>>558267503

Sure M8........ Sure......

Um.....
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Breakfast without Jorge is like a grilled cheese without cheese.
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>>558267629
I hope to god you're 87, coz I'm 28 and I consider that too old for this faggotree
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OP GAVE A THUMBS UP HOLY SHIT
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>>558267629

you can just black out crucial info. until proof has been delivered, you are just a 13 year old summerfag
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AHAHAH, HE DELIVERED AGAIN
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He did a thumbs up again! It is OP
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OH FUCK THUMBS UP!!
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we saw that OP. we fucking saw that you glorious bastard
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>>558267629
likely story

plus it doesn't matter if you're lying or telling the truth, you'll be dead in 10 years anyway LOLOLOL
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>>558267809
I DIDN'T SEE THAT I WAS CALLING SOMEONE A PIECE OF SHIT
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>>558267841

i'll be damned, it truly is OP
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>>558262349

Is it the same guy from the thread yesterday?

>pic related.
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>>558267913
Bingo.
I have the MP4 of the pizza guy too.
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>>558267913
>top
>kek

can we crown him the dad of /b/
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That's right, pay with cash you dumb nigger
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>>558267829
Yessir, and finally free of this craphole we call life. Just too chickenshit to do it myself.

>>558267783
Think that if it makes you feel special.
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>>558267964

I still have the gif I took of all the delivery guys, here my good sir.
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>>558267978
Yes can we? I have no dad, I always imagined my dad would look like this...
maybe OP is actually my dad I am an ausfag...
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And he's gone
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>>558267978
nah but he can be the great uncle
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>>558268023

say some old shit if ur old
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Look at that little green-shoed cocksucker
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:)
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Anyone got the screen caps from the 5ish threads yesterday on this?
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THAT'S IT FOLKS. Op delivered and it was a great thread.
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>>558268119

Gif from yesterday, Jorge being a fag jerking ghosts off....


>You can't gorge the jorge
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>>558268064
The fries order was great.
What was it, like 10 orders of fries and they came in two bags I believe.
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we need moar of this. someone in NYC knock over that card stand
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What a nice couple

Betta-flannel can't even sit across from his qt gf tho
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>>558268131
>Hey you kids get off my lawn!
>Back in my day...
>10 miles in the snow...uphill...both ways

That good? That shit was old when I was a kid.
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>>558268236

Yep, got that one too....


The one I missed was the little box.
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>>558268256
If there were any cameras in portland that were decent i'd go fuck shit up, but there's nothing nearby :(
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now we just wait another 45 minutes for OP to get back home and post
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>>558268310

if there were any cameras in sydney australia id go there and do shit for you guys
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>>558268209
im going to stalk the couple for a bit.
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>>558268281

post picture of yourself with timestamp. preferably with shoe on head
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Anyone got the video that someone recorded?
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>>558268327
Ignore image, Was meant to post that ages ago but wrong captcha
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Creeping
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What is the address?
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>>558268415
Only yesterdays.
No point recording unless Pizza is arriving.
Everyone got all excited thinking a taxi was ordered an pulled up. Then people got out to eat.
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did anyone see the two teens and a granny go to the table right under the camera but then the black waiter pointed at the camera and talked to them and they moved away?
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>>558268535
Could you upload it?
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>>558268281

what do you do all day? are you still attracted to things? is your skin non-poisonous to smell? how do you know how to use technology?
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Where is the Camera located like on what street? I can't find it.
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>>558267978
This
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>>558268702
Nevermind, We should call them up and ask if we can talk to the customer outside in the red,
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>>558268660
Sure, give me a sec.
And here's Jamal from yesterday. He was the cook.
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>>558268509
This. I'm from Miami so maybe I'll do this shit someday; when I'm not being a lazy fuck.
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>>558268936
newscafe.com is there website the address and phone number are located at the bottom.
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>>558268668
Semi-retired, still working twice a week at a camera repair shop. (I'm the only one in the area that still knows how to work with film.) Clearly I'm still attracted to "things," I have a penis after all. I smell fine since I shower daily. Believe it or not, some of us oldtimers keep up on technology. I even run some of the more recent games on this system. (Shocking I know.)

>>558268383
Can't be bothered to hook up my camera right now, or turn on the light to get a decent picture for that matter.
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>>558269114
Oh wow that place? I've been there numerous times haha. But thank you for the information.
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>>558269280

how long have you been on /b/ and what's it like to move when you're 87
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>>558269280
What's your favorite anime?
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Whats the guy in white waiting for?
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>>558269458
Off and on since 2005. Joints hurt, but keep in shape and its not too bad. My 53 year old nephew is in worse shape than me because he wasted his years just sitting around.

>>558269564
That's like asking a Jew who his favorite German is. Recall that much of my younger years were spent hating the Japanese. That said, I do have a soft spot for Detective Conan.
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>>558269737
>That's like asking a Jew who his favorite German is. Recall that much of my younger years were spent hating the Japanese
I know. That's why I asked.
Conan's cool, though.

Do you browse other boards?
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>>558269841
Testing me eh? I've dabbled on /hc/ and /r/, but nothing regular. Stick here mostly for the ylyl (laugh not love) and threads like this.
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>>558269737
Do you have kids?
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>>558270001
Not really testing, just curious what a 87 year old would be doing on 4chan, other than /b/.

What games do you play?
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>>558270014
3 of them, and a granddaughter. Trying to get her to be a gamer, not working very well.

>>558270104
Mostly platformers and action games. Keeps the mind fresh. Think Mario and GTA.
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bamp
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OP here. Thanks for the great thread. I'll see you all tomorrow, same time and same place.
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>>558270645
OP delivered, for once.

He deserves an award!
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wheres Jorge? we got a fat landwhale giving out menus
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btw that café stays open 24/7 they never change the ketchup for fresh ketchup I was watching the cam about 3a.m
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>>558270645
Dear OP,
Thank you for not being a faggot today.
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