>bigendered omnisexual fem-presenting fat-positive catkin
>on my way to work
>decide I want some starbucks
>go inside the shop
>go up to counter, cisgendered scum standing there
>"Good morning ma'am! What can I get you today?"
>I lose it
>drive my mobility scooter behind the counter
>kick him in the balls for raping me like that, in front of everyone
>he doesn't know my gender identity or my special snowflake status
>wheel my scooter around, expecting cheers of adoration and joy from the other rape victims here
>they're looking at me in horror
>police turn up a few minutes later, I tried to get away but one of my wheels go caught on the door
>arrested for assault
>fucking patriachy are at it again
>six months later
>go to trial
>convicted of minor assault
>sentenced to 200 hours of community service
>more like 200 hours of building the patriachy
>driving to local soup kitchen to serve my rape sentence
>homeless man on the side of the road
>spit on him as I go past, fucking cis scum male privilege
>a nearby womyn sees and comes over
>"I sure did show him, didn't I--"
>"What the fuck?! Did you just spit on this poor man?!"
>realize this poor female hasn't checked her privilege
>go into panic mode, that's one of my several hundred triggers
>begin to hyperventilate
>"H-he raped me!! He looked at me! I saw it! He raped me! RAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEE!"
>collapse out of mobility scooter onto ground
>curl into foetal position but I'm too healthy and can only move my upper body a few inches
>begin crying into the ashphalt "p-p-patriachy! m-muh patriachy!"
>my perfectly healthy 480 pound body goes into cardiac arrest
>float off into heaven, finally I'll get to be with Marilyn Monroe!
>go to hell
Nice job OP, you weren't as big a faggot as normal.
you had me at "drive my mobility scooter behind the counter"
made my day OP
goddamn good read sir
Fat positive catkin
am i the only one to notice the faggot in the fedore is in like every feminists protest? the asian one with glasses. I mean come on who the hell is that guy?
Capped. Save and post in 4chan gold threads, all ye heathens.
Muh screen size
awesome bread OP
Femanon here, you reacted appropriately. I'm just here to share my rape experience.
I was walking to work on a Friday morning. It was really nice outside, and I was enjoying myself. I work at a supermarket as a cashier for now. I'm majoring in sociology and the amount of sexism is fucking staggering but that's a whole different story. Anyway, I was walking to my job and I had to stop at an intersection. An overweight man in sandals was waiting next to me, and he decided to say "hi." to me. I'm already not interested in speaking with him because it's obvious he's just talking to me because I'm a woman but I decide to humor him and say "hi" back. He then asked me how my day is going so far. At this point I'm insulted that he really thinks I'm falling for his advances and I'm starting to feel uncomfortable and cornered, I have claustrophobia and panic attacks by the way.
Being a little scared I told him "great." I'm sure he must've noticed how uncomfortable I was at this point, but then he had the fucking nerve to tell me what a beautiful morning it is. Oh my fucking god, anyone with eyes can see what a beautiful morning it is, why does he think he had to point that out to me? Does he think women are blind or does he just think his observational skills are superior to mine? The amount of misogyny at this point was becoming overwhelming. Trying to play it cool so he doesn't become violent I simply said "yeah, it is." Finally we're allowed to cross the street and I'm just happy to get out of that dangerous situation... but then, fucking then, he walked next to me and started talking to me for the rest of the block. I was terrified, I thought about calling the cops because I'm sure he would've pushed me into an alley and assaulted me right there if he had the chance. Luckily I was smart enough to enter a different store and I told him I had to get going. I might not have been penetrated but the discomfort I had to experience was without doubt paramount to rape.
Good job OP
Would laugh until I vomit... again.
Does anyone else think these dumb feminist trigger bitches actually have a deep desire to be raped, and this is how they show it on the surface?
Like they really want to be dominated and raped, but don't know how to handle that feel.
would read again
>mfw im a sadokin
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA great b8, can't r8.
but you are.
op is a genius or i hadn't seen this pasta before
either way: that was incredibly satistying
>Angry about people preaching at pride parade.
>Defends swearing in public because people will have to hear stuff they don't want to in public
Not being a hypocrite must be a privilege