You: Hey Stranger: heello You: Would you say you use tumblr often? Stranger: yes that would be correct You: Awesome, I assume you've seen the petition going around? Stranger: what? no i havent, what petition? You: You haven't? It's been everywhere. You: #LegalizeRape Stranger: #right You: No, it's not what it sounds like You: I know, it's a terrible name Stranger: it is You: but it has a great message You: Many men are in jail for crimes that aren't even that bad You: Rape is one of these You: I mean, usually the way these women dress You: They're asking for it Stranger: you think rape is not that bad? is that so? You: I know it's not bad You: Along with the thousands who've signed You: If you'll open your mind then you can learn so much Stranger: you have an archaic way of thinking friend You: Are you open to a discussion? Or would you rather attempt to demean me? Stranger: i'm open to listen to what you have to say, although i hardly believe i will agree You: I appreciate your open-ness Stranger: then, please, enlighten me You: Why would someone dress slutty if they didn't want to be raped Stranger: why would a dress indicate a woman's desires? You: You can tell a lot about a book by it's cover Stranger: please, explain, with facts, one time this happened to be truth You: Are you telling me You: That what is on the outside of a book is unrelated to what is on the inside? Stranger: related, maybe, but the cover is never explicit for the book's ending or message... that's what gives reading the excitement. Imagine if you could tell every single detail of a story just by the cover, it would be extremely boring wouldn't it? Stranger: ever heard of plot twists? You: Are those like nipple twists? You: They really enjoy those You: Clothing is used as a means of expression, revealing indicates a desire to be raped You: Rapists really just want to help these women Stranger: im tired of this bullshit, go annoy someone else
part 1. You: Hey Stranger: heeey You: Would you describe yourself as an active tumblr user? Stranger: shyeaaaaa why You: I was wondering if you had seen the petition bouncing around Stranger: Which one (there's oodles ) You: #LegalizeRape Stranger: ooooo there is no way that's an actual petition You: No You: It's not what it sounds like Stranger: Uh Stranger: Then what is it? You: but it is an actual petition You: Ah You: I guess I can explain Stranger: I would like one Stranger: (an explanation) You: Many men are imprisoned each year for crimes that hardly hurt anyone. The most prevalent of these crimes is rape. The problem with these alleged rapists is that many of them didn't hurt anyone, as the women they were accused of raping wanted it. As a result, it makes logical sense to legalize rape. You: What we really want is for women to be happy You: And how can a woman be happy if she isn't doing what she's good You: at You: you know You: So can I link you to a signature page? Stranger: nope You: Oh You: You're one of those old time thinkers You: Is it okay if I teach you Stranger: You're trying to get me mad You: No You: I'm trying to help you learn Stranger: How old are you even? You: There's no way a society can advance if we're oppressing rapists You: My age is irrelevant and I'm likely much older than you are You: I've lived on this earth long enough to actually understand how it works Stranger: society can advance if we put rapists in jail and save men and women from some serious trauma You: Long enough to know that just because someone says something is wrong, doesn't mean it is You: What about the trauma that rapists experience in jail? You: Are you saying rapists aren't people? You: They wouldn't have to rape if the "victims" would just say yes Stranger: rape means that it was sex without consent. Stranger: And if the answer is no, then it's no. You: exactly You: so just say yes You: That's the solution to ending rape
part 2 You: Always offer consent, no rape Stranger: saying yes to sex you don't want is not how to live life You: It's the rejectors that cause rape Stranger: You're probably some weird old guy trying to troll some little feminist 13 year old You: If everyone consented, no rape would exist Stranger: Yes but we all want different things You: Women want to be raped Stranger: meaning if someone was to offer me sec and I didn't want it, theb that's that. You: What about the person that does want it? You: Why is the opinion of the one that says no more important than the one who said yes You: What if I don't consent to not having sex Stranger: I can't deal with your thick skull Stranger has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Howdy! You: I can assume you've heard of the petition Stranger: petition? You: Yeah You: The legalize rape movement You: You signed yet? Stranger: legalize rape... You: Yeah Stranger: dafuq You: Yeah there is a petition which I among thousands of others have signed for the legalization of rape Stranger: lol are u brain dead You: Wha? You: How so? Stranger: why would anyone want to legalize one of the most heinous felonies possible You: Because many men are in jail for a "crime" as silly as rape You: And I among thousands of others think it shouldn't be illegal Stranger: "CRIME" Stranger: IN QUOTES Stranger: LOL WHATS WRONG WITH YOU You: Nothing Stranger: please tell me this is a joke You: Whats wrong with you? Stranger: no please tell me you're kidding You: Why would I kid about an issue this important.... You: So many people are in jail for something that is natural Stranger: WHATS NATURAL ABOUT RAPE You: Man is naturally stronger than women so it's only natural that rape will happen You: It happens in nature as well You: Like with ducks Stranger: whats your tumblr url. You: Why? Stranger: just wanna see your blog Stranger: the shit you reblog You: You wanna get you and your tumblr friends to come harras me because of my beliefes You: No-sir-ee thats not happening Stranger: harass? Stranger: you know whats harassment You: Yes Stranger: taking what you want sexually without consent You: No.... You: Thats silly You: Thats ludicrous Stranger: please microwave yourself
Stranger: m You: Hey :3 You: How long have you been on Tumblr? Stranger: 3 mount You: Ah that isn't too long Stranger: :D yes You: Do you think you know it fairly well? Stranger: no You: oh :( You: Have you at least seen the petition going around? Stranger has disconnected.
>>557221504 Stranger: what You: Hello. Stranger: hi You: Wanna sign a petition I made? Stranger: for what You: To legalize rape. Stranger: WTF Stranger: r u for real You: Yes. Stranger: lol Stranger: lolololololol Stranger: ur a joke You: What? I'm not kidding. You: I want to legalize rape. Stranger: rape is bad Stranger: are u a girl You: Because, as a man, I want to act in my nature without being jailed. You: It's like women and their periods. Stranger: lolol Stranger: ok Stranger: can i rape u back You: No. You: Only males can rape. Stranger: if u legalize it You: ANy other gender should be illegal. Stranger: its legal. to rape u in the ass with a knife You: No, it's not. You: Only genital parts, and inside vaginas. Stranger: how old r u You: I'm 26. You: It's how the world used to be, and it's how the world should be. You: We're already being killed by the dozen in wars to protect your ass, we should get a part of it. Stranger: the world is gonna burn in hell Stranger: with u on the stake You: If you don't let me rape you, duh. You: There's no hell or whatever. Stranger: lol u wouldnt need to rape Stranger: if any girl was willing to be with u You: A lot of girls would be willing to be with me. You: -If rape was illegal. You: legal* Stranger: thats against their will u idiot You: Ugh, fucking auto-correct. You: Doesn't matter. You: As long as the law cares, it's pretty much their will. You: Legalize rape. You: It's only in our nature. You have disconnected. Captcha: Oppression ntyupos
You: hi Stranger: He y Stranger: Hey* You: so i take it you like tumblr? Stranger: Yes i do. I spend hous There Stranger: Hours* oh god You: Ah, and do you spend all the rest of your time swallowing jizz? Stranger: All the rest of my time I'm reading taking pictures watching TV eating or sleeping :3 You: Surely you take a break or two in between all that You: Y'know, for the jizz and stuff Stranger: Hahaha Stranger: Maybe You: Im not even implying you gargle all the mayo You: Like, you probably let some of that man goo run rampant on your pizza face Stranger: Hahaha sometimes You: tumblr will do that to you You: first thing you're checking out some mega awesome dudes page and then BAM. Your face is covered in yogurt Stranger: Hahahahhaa Stranger: It happens all the time You: So when did you come out to your parents? Stranger: Whaaaat? .-.sorry English is not my first language explain me that please .-. You: When did you tell your parents you were gay? Stranger: I'm a girl :c You: Y'know, that you like schlongbobblers in your poopshaft You: Oh! You: So when did you tell them? Stranger: That I was lesbian? I'm not xd You: Oh my You: it seems tumblr has had some kind of strange effect on you You: you must have started out gay and then had a sexuality reversal Stranger: No way You: it happens all the time Stranger: Just a normal girl that wants a guy You: im a doctor You: believe me Stranger: You are a doctor D: you are like 43 D: You: No I graduated highschool at the age of 9 You: my teachers said I had retarded amounts of potential
You both like Hi. You: hi Stranger: hey You: wow, we both like saying hi. hi. Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: hhhhhiiiiiii! Stranger: crazy right You: OMg DAE hi? Stranger: YuS SO hi You: hihihihihihhhihihihih Stranger has disconnected.
this one is a little long so i have to break it up into 2 parts
You: helo Stranger: hey there You: would oyu say you browse the tumblr often? Stranger: photography and music Stranger: oh sorry i thought you asked what tagged but yes i browse often You: i have to ask you a question You: it might sound a little weird Stranger: ok You: ok You: would you sign your name to petition Stranger: what's the petition for You: its kind of a crazy one You: its for the legalization of rape Stranger: no Stranger: absolutely not Stranger: but can i ask why You: i believe rape is the womans fault. all these feminists say that they were raped without even being touched and it doesnt make sense You: if we legalize rape they couldnt complain and make a big deal out of nothing Stranger: I disagree. mind if i give you my opinion? You: sure go ahead Stranger: It is not the women's fault that she is raped because she didn't ask for. She was violated. Rape is about humilation and power. So when someone rapes someone it's because they like control. And when a women is forced to give in to sexual acts against her will it is not her fault. it is the rapists fault. Stranger: do you think it's fair that because a rapist can't control their sexual desires that it's a womens fault. You: i do think it is fair and it is totally the womans fault You: they are asking for it Stranger: we grow up in a society where the media puts off an image of what is sexy. and boys and men grow up thinking that that's how a women should look all the time and that they deserve sex when women do look like that. Stranger: and it's not You: men are just helping them Stranger: fair Stranger: but now it's not about just women You: yes it is Stranger: it's about children You: its all the womens fault Stranger: when i was 5-9 i was raped by my uncle. You: children have nothing to do with rape Stranger: do you think that was my fault You: wtf Stranger: i wasn't a women Stranger: but i was raped Stranger: is that my fault
Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hai Stranger: Hi You: im going to brawdway Stranger: Brawdway? You: yes brawdway Stranger: Hello? You: becuse new york can suck mha duck Stranger: Oh ok You: NER Yurk foeva Stranger: Check out my tumblr pls Stranger: http://tiarawhynot.tumblr.com/ You: OH MY GOD Stranger: LOL You: PONIES ARE MY TRIGGER Stranger: Thats great You: JESUS CHRIST NIGGER You: TAKE THAT OFF Stranger: Make sure to pull it while its on your head You: THATS RAPE Stranger: Pointing towards your head* Stranger: For fucks sake dont telll my your a 4channer Stranger: me* You: CHECK YOUR PRIVELEGE YOU YOU... CISSUCM Stranger: Godammit Stranger: Welp nice meeting ya You: no im not a 4 chanler Stranger: I need to troll a tumblr fag You: WHAT THE FUCK IS A 4CHANLER Stranger: I said 4channer not a 4chanler m8 You: THAT LEGIMITLY TRIGERS ME Stranger: 97ASDR FS8AFRADA Stranger: JESUS NIGGA Stranger: I JUST WANT TO MAKE OUT Stranger: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG You: I WAS RAPED BY BROINEIS ONCE.... but fuck it why not Stranger: THE STRANGER IS TYPING... IS TRIGGERING ME Stranger: Jesus fucking christ Stranger: Bronies are dig weed autists You: *KISSES ANON-KUN* Stranger: OMGGGGGGGG Stranger: I LOVE UUUUU Stranger: Right I'll see you later Stranger: Ciao Stranger has disconnected.
You: hahahahahahahaahah Stranger: tell me You: you got raped by your uncle You: thats fuucking great Stranger: you can have your opinion but it is also important to look at a different perspective. You: nah bro You: you got raped You: thats pretty gay You: you are gay Stranger: a little girl trying to sleep safely and soundly in her bed is the same as a women going out to have fun and not worry about men groping her without her permission. Stranger: it's wrong. You: its all the same You: so will you sign the petition?
You: hi Stranger: hi You: I need some advice Stranger: ok You: I'm a boy and my friend came out to me You: He has a crush on me You: What do I do Stranger: okay well im assuming youre straight? You: yes Stranger: okay so you have absolutely no feelings You: How can I tell him to stop being such a huge faggot You: In a nice way> Stranger: theres no nice way to say that Stranger: youre just a huge douche You: thanks Stranger: he doesnt need you You: 4chan sent me Stranger: yeah okay
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hey Stranger: hey You: would you say you are pretty familiar with tumblr? Stranger: yeah i've been there a while You: have you heard about the petition catching wind then? Stranger: umm no You: its the #legalizerape petition Stranger: you're joking right You: we've really gotten a considerable base going, steadily increasing You: i just wanted to come on here and spread the word Stranger: That's fucked up dude. You: how so? whats your rationale? Stranger: I'm a rape victim and i would know that's fucked up Stranger: fuck you Stranger: and everything you stand for Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: i want a girlfriend You: i want a boyfriend You: lets fuk Stranger: i can be your boyfriend :D You: yas You: and we can fuk Stranger: okay :p You: do u liek fuk? You: fac impliez no liek fuk You: sry if misundrsnd Stranger: i do liek fuk You: one more thing You: do you support legalizing rape>? Stranger has disconnected.
>>557221504 What's funny about being an obvious dimwit troll douche bag and being told to fuck off? And what's with you jerk offs and rape jokes in 2014? Laugh it up kids. Thank god you have /b/, or you would have no one else.
>>557221504 Oh thank you *blush* Wait. So if we were together and my only fantasy was rape you wouldn't be interested in participating ? Haha no prob, all of them i know are like "men are satan, crucify all men, how dare they ask us out, were independent" I'm more of a wait til marriage guy tbh... Oh I'm not one of. Those. I just want equal pay Haha i agree with that Wow. That is cahrayzee Hey its harder than its seems U have kik or snapchat? Kik: xXCreedHeadXx Cool. So you come with me and sign the petition and I'll send you pix of my boobies Http://change.org/petition/legalizerape Puhlease Hello?
You: hey Stranger: hi You: do u use tumblr alot Stranger: Yes You: have u seen the petition? if no I would be really happy if u could sign it Stranger: A petition Stranger: Um Stranger: I have a petition Stranger: Its to spread feminism You: Nice, well my petition would go in hand with yours. Stranger: I don't think were equal Stranger: Oh you wanted feminism too? You: i want to legalize rape, it is a victimeless crime Stranger: ... Stranger: Uh You: No listen You: It sounds bad Stranger: Wait Stranger: Wait You: It really isnt Stranger: Please Stranger: Just check out my tumblr Stranger: http://tiarawhynot.tumblr.com/ Stranger: I don't care about your stupid legalize rape bullshit You: I will, but I need you to sign my petition You: It will stop innocent men going to prison Stranger: What was the idea you had before you did that? Stranger: Rape isn't funny you moron You: It's natural, it happens in all of nature Stranger: Thats why feminism is much better than your rap Stranger: rape You: Humans are animals and it should happen it's a part of our evolution Stranger: No it isnt Stranger: You are chidish Stranger: Childish Stranger: How old are you? Stranger: I want to know how old are you before I leave You: My age is irrelevent, I am probably older than you. You: #LegalizeRape2014 Stranger: Oh fuck off you stupid idiot Stranger: Also Stranger: Greetings from 4chan You: Muh Nigga Stranger: Nigga we need to legalize rape Lets just say this was unexpected.
You: I really need to confess something to someone will you listen? Stranger: Holy fuck I feel like my insides are on fire. You: ok?? Stranger: Ok sure. You: I got really drunk last night.... You: I kinda You: Accidentally You: Fuck my neighbors dog in the ass You: *fucked Stranger: You've got to be kidding me lol. You: no You: I literally got caught with my dick in my neighbors dogs ass Stranger: Are you going to prison or something? You: He walked out side and I am naked as fucking his dog You: No You: He was taking pictures Stranger: Smart of him. You: he wants to watch me fuck his dog every weekend now You: Im stuck in a fucked up situation You: or show the pictures to the cops or something I would imagine Stranger: You are fucked lol. You: He also want me to get everyone to walk the dinosaur
>>557233569 >Never been on tumblr. I just read /b/ on the toilet while taking a shit to remind myself why I didn't have children >You should refrain from saying fag so much. Doesn't make you interesting check out this faggot, amiright?
i've been posting as a lonely Giraffe, here it goes:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like my little pony, brony, mlp, and bronies. Stranger: hiya You: hi You: did you know? You: i'm a lonely giraffe Stranger: why? You: cuz genetics suck man Stranger: but cant you fine another giraffe? You: no, some faggot and his bitch said i rape them You: and they're oppressing me Stranger: well thats not good, what will you do? You: #legalizerape Stranger: but isnt rape bad? You: women use it as their got response You: and it oppresses us Stranger: but small children get raped and if that happens their childhood is ruined You: how does that work You: people assume it would ruin their childhood You: for all we know, they would like it Stranger: why would i child like d*** inside of them? You: ? Stranger: ??? You: what would you not do? Stranger: i dont know, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ponies You: "I child like d*** inside of them" what the fuck does that mean? You: and don't tell me you don't know You: cause that's just an excuse Stranger: giraffes ARE FAT You: thinner than you Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: ayy You: Hello Stranger: waddit do You: *Makes chimps noises trying to communicate* Stranger: Chimp Stranger: Wtf You: Chimps Stranger: Why chimp noises Stranger: Oh you mean like ooh ooh ah ah You: I do not speak speak the language of nigger Stranger: That's what I thought you were trying to say. You: indeed Stranger: You're gross Stranger: I hope you wake up with a fat hard black cock in every orifice of your body :) You: They call me dirty Robert because I do dirty things Stranger has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: HEYY You: Hi.... Stranger: do you like miley cyrus? Stranger: :) You: not really Stranger: oh :( why Stranger: ? You: I would love to fuck billy ray when he still had his mullet tho Stranger: AHHAAAH OMG Stranger: i like me some oliver Stranger: his helmet hair makes me moist You: no I am a Guy I want to fuck billy ray in the asshole while screaming help me walk my dinosaur Stranger: i wish he could fist me? Stranger: does he eat ass? You: I dont think you understand Stranger: i dont eaither Stranger: teach me grass hoper Stranger: hopper* You: I would pull back on that mullet You: and ask him one epic question. Stranger: whats that You: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga? Stranger: WHATTT Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger has disconnected.
You: Hey Stranger: sup You: Trying to get these 4chan users to stop You: You're not one of them, are you? Stranger: ofc not You: They want to legalize rape and shit You: like wtf Stranger: ppl are dumb You: 4chan people are dumb You: females and tumblr users are the rulers of the earth Stranger: I rule earth? Stranger: rlly? You: well You: we should Stranger: whats ur url You: ponyporn-r-us You: Guess what You: 4chan is trying to legalize battletoads You: guess what You: 4chan is trying to legalize raiding omegle Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: hello You: hey Stranger: how are you You: pretty damn good Stranger: thats good You: hby Stranger: I'm good, just worried about most of the people on this site You: why is that You: ???? Stranger: cause they just say bad things Stranger: just bad people Stranger: one actually two tried to tell me to legalize rape, another said feminists are the cancer of society and just other weird stuff so far You: what do you thing about all that stuff Stranger: that they were stupid? You: oh idk I was just asking Stranger: oh haha You: yeah that seems pretty lame to me I guess You: but is it legit? Stranger: what? You: Are they actually trying to legalize rape? Stranger: I have no clue, they said something about twitter and trying to petition it, I told them to shut it down You: that is very very strange Stranger: very You: Yeah the only thing that is weird tho is that some animals don You: *don't actually rape You: but in nature a male will select a female to create life You: but that is lower level life forms they don't know that rape should be legal Stranger: oh no You: oh no my bad should be illegal You: sorry reading the news and talking to you atm Stranger: oh ok, you scared me You: but seriously rape should be legal and women are just cum dumpsters Stranger: oh no Stranger: shut it down Stranger has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: battletoads Stranger: yes You: are you from 9gag too? You: le 9gag legion unite Stranger: no Stranger: im not Stranger: lol Stranger: i just like toads You: oh You: did you see 4chan is raiding this chatroom Stranger: yeah You: what fags Stranger: why tho You: idk they are stupid and are trying to legalize rape Stranger: oh thats awful Stranger: what's 4chan You: yeah ik lol. some stupid image board Stranger: is that a dumb question You: instead of trying to legalize rape, we should be trying to euthanise all nigger babies, and not to mention the gays should be arrested and raped Stranger: ohhhhhh Stranger: so you like to try and get a rise out of people? Stranger: or nah Stranger: bc idgi
Stranger: YO You: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY Stranger: MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY You: TO #LegalizeRape Stranger: woah lets not Stranger: take it easy man You: that's what they all say You: before You: the rape Stranger: r u pro rape Stranger: bc no me gusta You: yes i am a pro at rape Stranger: ok calm down
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. Stranger: Yo You: yello Stranger: I'm black You: Get me some cotton nigger! Stranger: Spotted the redditor Stranger: Nice try You: nope You: /b/ro Stranger: Haha got you You: 4chan master race You: no you didnt faggot Stranger: Alright thats all i needed Stranger: Bye You: cool Stranger: You cant stop me Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: Hey You: legalise rape Stranger: Wtf Stranger: Are you insane You: please pose an argument as to how it would be a bad idea Stranger: Lawlz Stranger: I'm good You: if all members of society were permitted to copulate freely, would it not be a more harmonic existence ?? Stranger: Execute yourself PLS. Stranger: What if someone didn't want to have a child with YO UGLY ASS Stranger: NO You: Im guessing you are a land whale feminist You: condoms Stranger: Oh sounds great You: did i ever say you had to get pregnant Stranger: Okay please do rape me Stranger: M8 Stranger: Condoms are not 100% safe m8 You: If i was permitted to rape you, you would be permitted to rape a member of your favourite boy band or tv series at your will Stranger: What if you accidentally got some random chick preg You: its a win win for everyone Stranger: I wouldn't do it? You: well i would take responsibility if i knew it was my child You: but I'm more into anal Stranger: LOL Stranger: BYE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: oh hai Stranger: Hello Stranger: How are you? You: im good how are you Stranger: I'm alright, I suppose. What's your name? You: Helen Stranger: Nice to meet you. I'm Shannon You: have you heard of the #legalizerape movement? Stranger: oh my fucking god You: what? You: im not a supporter, just heard of it Stranger: Yes. From a bunch of fucking 4chan ass wipes. Jesus fucking christ god damn it. You: yeah what is wrong with them Stranger: I hope they choke and die. Stranger: I don't know. You: i don't support that movement lol that is so fucked up You: but will you sign my petition to euthanize black babies when they are born? Stranger: I hope you get euthanized. Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. Stranger: Tall boys give me chest pains You: hello You: ? Stranger: I like tall boys You: ah Stranger: haha You: Well I like the shorter ones Stranger: Me too because even the shorter ones are tall compared to me You: gotta a couple in the car right now Stranger: All boys my age are taller than me aye Stranger: holla Stranger: tell them they're cute You: yeah they keep screaming about how they want their mommies and to let them out of the trunk Stranger: HAHAHHAHAH You: and how I there was free candy in there Stranger: OMG You: man the down town parks suck for picking up boys these days Stranger: jesus Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: Hi you You: hey me Stranger: How are ya doing today? You: a little bored You: you? Stranger: I am a little bored too :( You: want something fun to do? Stranger: Yes indeedy! You: >>557221504 You: go there /b/retherin Stranger: Oh dear Stranger: The chan Stranger: Am I becoming a victim?? You: indeed #legalizerape Stranger: Ahhhh, I feel famous B) You: fag Stranger: Thank you sir! You: you're a shit troll Stranger: I guess I am :/ You: ya, you are. You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Stop right there criminal scum You: Nobody breaks the law on my watch Stranger: What did I do Stranger: Uh oh You: Now pay the fine Stranger: For what :[ You: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: did you know its illegal in russia to tell your kids gay people exist? Stranger: i did not know Stranger: that's pretty ridiculous and stupid You: what? You: no You: russia has stuff figured out Stranger: so if a kid realizes he doesn't like girls what is he supposed to think Stranger: fuck you Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: mrowf You: Mr. Owf? Stranger: yos nsu? You: Wut Stranger: nsu o.o You: Gnu? You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gnu Stranger: gnorbu x: Stranger: i know wut gnu is fagglet You: Shit, are you like, just mashing your face on the keyboard? Stranger: dick. You: Hahah Stranger: hrd2tyep You: I bet You: #legalizerap You: I believe rap is infuencial to pop culture Stranger: srspantsly hard You: For example eminiem Stranger: ohkeh hold on though question? You: Sure Stranger: why are you fighting tumblr instead of bending them over and fucking them? You: Dude You: Rap You: Le Epic Rap battle memey Stranger: P: Stranger: srspantsly You: Pants? Stranger: omg i have dicks for eyes D: You: I have dicks for nipples You: And the constanly leak shit You: MY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES you have disconnected
You: hi Stranger: hey You: i just found out i have cancer Stranger: how do you feel about that You: not great Stranger: im very sorry You: but before i told anyone i figured id speak to someone anonymouse You: feels safe that way? Stranger: of course. talk to me You: well, its spread all throughout my lower body You: there was a bump on my testical and i ignored it for a while out of spite You: so its my fault mayber You: but now theres cancer all in my dick You: and my ass You: literally cancer falling out of my ass You: so now i just play battletoads and cry Stranger: sorry mate You: it really is shitty but what can you do You: tell me about yourself Stranger: lets talk about you first Stranger: how old are you? You: 38 Stranger: married? Stranger: kids? You: no You: and no You: i guess ive been a dead end Stranger: that sure sucks You: i alwasy imagined better things for me You: but theres no time now You: how old are you? Stranger: keep doin that son Stranger: 59 You: i was going to say, cherish your time You: but i imagine you've realised this Stranger: ha oh i have You: some cancer just dribbled out of my penis i need to go Stranger: yes sir i have You: i dont know if i have long You: goodbye friend Stranger: take care my boy
Just talked to a dude from tumblr, guy is actually a total bro You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hey You: Lemme guess, fat, feeling oppressed, hate men, some other form of weird twisted gender, feminazi? You: Or are you normal? Stranger: i hate feminists and that emerging movement lol Stranger: nah im just a guy who is excited for the future lol Stranger: sorry to disappoint ya You: I'm from the /b/ board from 4chan Stranger: noice noice mate You: Im guessing you hate us along with the rest of the people from tumblr Stranger: nah You: wow You: thats a first Stranger: i visit /b/ sometimes Stranger: cool pictures posted sometimes if you catch my drift You: wow, tumblr needs more people like you You: Maybe then we could all get along Stranger: yeah i dont get the hate Stranger: other the dan crap Stranger: but that wasnt even so bad You: Well, nice talking to ya, you're a total bro an i hope you have a good future for ya Stranger: you too dude Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: hello! Stranger: hey You: have you heard about legalize rape? its sooo wrong... Stranger: yeh You: why would people do that... Stranger: its just a joke duh You: well, what if it isnt You: plus, rape is obviously the wrong choice\ You: legalizing the euthanization of niggers is what they should be doing... they are the cancer that plagues this wondrous country Stranger: imma pretty weak girl i wouldnt be able to rape a child Stranger: what the fuck mate You: well, why not. You: think about it. they brought the country to war You: if they didnt exist, then the civil war wouldnt have happened Stranger: it wasnt their fault wtf Stranger: you can say that about everyone Stranger: kinda Stranger: jews Stranger: muslims Stranger: christs You: yeah, thats the spirit! we need to kill them all! Hail Satan! Stranger: dude youre just so wrong You: its not wrong, its the one truth :) Stranger: are you from texas or something You: no, I am from hell :) Stranger: oh ok Stranger: goodbye Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: so I have a problem Stranger: whats that You: I really want to rape just about everything that moves You: Dogs Stranger: aw You: cats Stranger: poor thing You: horses Stranger: :( Stranger: im sorry You: its just not legal tho Stranger: i know Stranger: how unfortunate You: I wish it was Stranger: i bet you do Stranger: we should hang out sometime Stranger: i think i have a crush on you Stranger: it might be love You: it is ok child Stranger: you dont love me :( You: shrek is here Stranger: :) Stranger: shrek is love You: shrek is life Stranger: <3333333 You: its all orge You have disconnected.
>>557221504 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: ppl r mean You: ikr 2day like i was watching a film You: and this guy comes up and sits next to me Stranger: ~_~ You: check your privilege You: he eye raped me You: almost raped me Stranger: maybe he was lonely You: i could feel him undressing me Stranger: and he wanted a friend Stranger: wtf is wrong with u Stranger has disconnected.
You: Hi Stranger: hello You: what's up Stranger: :>) Stranger: :<O Stranger: nothing i am listening to music You: What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot. Stranger: hold on i gotta read it You: ok You: will wait Stranger: thats great poetry broe You: thanks i wrote it on my hearthstone Stranger: im proud of u timothy You: thanks dad You: *tips spork* Stranger: :^* on the cheek You: Yo but have you heard about that #legalizerape thing Stranger: haha timothy u jackass
You: Hello You: I autism, you? Stranger: 24 m You: Autism? Stranger: no but know a couple autism You: Autism bad because I retarded Stranger: are you a boy or girl? Stranger: age? You: I am autism Stranger: i dont believe you are their the smartest people out there
>>557221504 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: heyo Stranger: Hi You: could you help me with a petition thats been getting a lot of attention Stranger: no You: the hashtag has actually gotten trending on twitter You: oh? You: why not You: it's for a good cause Stranger: Not interested You: it's to legalize rape. You: does that change your mind? Stranger: Yes You: oh. You: ok. You: let me get a link Stranger: So would rape be 100% legal? You: https://www.change.org/petitions/legalize-rape-end-the-law-on-no-rape You: yes Stranger: Or would it would be like a misdemeanor? You: legal Stranger: I actually watched that video today You: cool, you gonna sign it? Stranger: It was on 4chan Stranger: Yeah I signed You: good You: u go on 4chin Stranger: 4chins* You: 9gag army ftw You: whats it like there tho You: is it scary Stranger: i hope you're joking You: i saw sum posts on ifuny with gren txts You: thot they were funy Stranger: i really hope you dont go on 9gag or ifunny You: why You: memes r cool Stranger: ok bye Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: Will you sign my petition to legalize rape? You: please? Stranger: Shut? You: What? Stranger: Wtf r u on about? Stranger: Don't be stupid You: I have a petition going to legalize rape You: will you support it? Stranger: That is nothing to joke about You: It's not a joke You: don't hate on it Stranger: No it's a stupid fuckin idea and rude You: No, what's rude is how you're responding Stranger: Rape is hate You: Hating rape is hate You: Rape is perfectly natural Stranger: U must be hi You: U must be stupid You: What is your problem? Stranger: Dude u get the fuck out You: NO, fuck you You: U are hating on my perfectly natural right Stranger: My problem I'm not the one on about rape You: Which is completely natural Stranger: That not a right You: YOu are oppressing me by not allowing me to do what is natural Stranger: Your rights end at your finger tips You: THen i'll use my dick You: #rekt m8 Stranger: Your dick prolly won't stretch past your pubes You: Why wouldn't it? Stranger: U fucking either are serious in which case you are dangerous You: Or just a person advocating for their rights Stranger: Or you are trying to be funny in which case you should grow up You: YOu should stop oppressing me You: and check your fucking privelege Stranger: Your rights do not extend to another persons body
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
>>557253390 Stranger: Privet age? You: So? Why do parents get do decide if their kid gets circumsized? Stranger: What are you spelling You: Why do soldiers get to kill other people? Stranger: Because parents are responsible for the well being of their children You: Why do cops get to taze and pepper spray people? You: BUT IT'S NOT THEIR FUCKING DESISCION! Stranger: Dude your just being silly You: BY THAT LOGIC, I COULD DECIDE THAT SOME 6 YEAR OLD NEEDED SOME CAWK Stranger: Yes. It is their legal responsibility to see to your well being You: So, what if it's my six year old? Stranger: That would be counter to the child's well being You: So is circumsision You: Also, a parent can force a child into eating unhealthy things You: That's legal You: So where do the rules really begin? Stranger: However circumcision is an effective method of preventing serious infection.You: No it's not, that has been disproven many times. Stranger: You are conflating different things You: Am I? You: It's the same principal Stranger: These are straw man arguments and make you seem stupid You: It's not a straw man you stupid cunt You: stop using buzzwords you don't understand Stranger: It's not. Lol u must be joking You: Lol, you must be fucking retarded You: I'm fucking done with you You: and your intolerance Stranger: So u tell me how u aren't setting up straw men You: Fuck you Stranger: U have to be kidding You: check your fucking privilege You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hi You: I am autism You: Hello Stranger: okay you are You: Who are you? Stranger: lucy You: Autism? Stranger: so whats up? You: Do you have autism? Stranger: no. You: I have autism. Stranger: no way Stranger: I think you told me already You: I am autism. You: What do you like? Stranger: ok sports shopping food sleep pizza Stranger: you? You: I like fedora. You: The hat. Stranger: okay haha cool You: I am autism. Stranger: yeah You: Can autism sports? Stranger: that doesn't make any sense You: So no sport? You: I am autism. Stranger: yeah you play any sports? You: Can autism sports? Stranger: idk You: idk? Stranger: ya You: I am on Risperdal M-TAB oral, Invega oral and Abilify Discmelt oral. You: Those are for autism. You: I am autism. Stranger: Well I didn't know You: Why you take medicine for autism when you not autism? Stranger: well its was nice talking to you aha bye (: Stranger has disconnected.
kek You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. Stranger: Im wet You: kewl You: who spreayed you? Stranger: The kook aid man Stranger: He broke his pitcher agina You: more liek teh gook aids man You: kekekekekekeke Stranger: Ya know...running through walla Stranger: Oh nooooo Stranger: The gook aida Stranger: Aids Stranger: Goddamn kool aid man You: post this on the thread brah Stranger: Nah u brah You: k Stranger: Good talk Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: on a scale of 1 to feminazi You: how dyke are you Stranger: like, 3.5 You: okay i see You: how much pussy do you eat per minute Stranger: none You: why You: are you an autist? You: or asexual? Stranger: i'm a hetero You: you should really You: have sex with women You: its the best Stranger: is it fantastic You: yes You: buy a fake wiener online Stranger: better than sex with a dude? You: yes Stranger: wew You: and they smell better You: and have pussies Stranger: i've always wondered what pussy tastes like You: it tastes like french kissing You: but with like a vagina You: and no tongue Stranger: ooooh Stranger: sounds exciting You: have sex You: with one You: of your girlfriends Stranger: what if they're not down for that shit You: they're probably bi curious You: your like a college girl. They all are Stranger: how does scissoring feel Stranger: i'm curious Stranger: teach me everything You: i dont know im a dude Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: HEY I"M SONICHU You: HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAD ANYWHERE? Stranger: ummmm no.... Stranger: ? You: WELL IF YOU SEE HIM You: TELL HIM You: THAT I WANNA SUCK HIS DUCK AGAIN You: OKAY, SEE YA LATER! You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: yo its dan Stranger: fk u You: wat Stranger: ys You: why? Stranger: dan from 4chan Stranger: so gay You: Nahh nigga im dan the man with the masta plan You: my rap name yo Stranger: i will have to un fk u then You: Gotta act like a nigger You: Gotta think like a nigger You: Gotta be the nigger You: kek You: tumblr faggot You: peace nigga Stranger: cool bruh
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: Haldo! Stranger: hi yes ily You: SAY FUCKING HALDO, YOU SLUT You: SAY IT You: NOW You: OR THE CHILD DIES Stranger: ........daldo You: THAT'S IT Stranger: COME AT ME BITCH You: YOU CHOSE THIS PATH You: (DANNY! BRING THE FUCKING ACID TANK!) Stranger: DO IT BITCH DO IT Stranger: I DARE YOU You: OH SHIT NIGGA Stranger: I AINT GONE TAKE YOU OUT TO DENNYS NO MORE You: IT'S THE COPS You: THE NEIGHBORS MUST'VE CAUGHT A WHIFF OF THE MOUNDS OF DEAD CHILDREN BODIES IN MY HOUSE You: FUCK, I'M SCREWED Stranger: NIGGA WOT Stranger: ACT CIVILIZED You: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HIDING THE STENCH OF ROTTING FLESH You: IT'S NOT EASY You: But now it is whith the new Febreze Dead Oder Eliminater spray! Take out that pesky rotting stench today! You: For only $7.99! Stranger: im so done omf You: Done what? Done buying anything other than Febreze Dead Odor Eliminator Spray? Stranger: idk if I should laugh at this or not You: Your kids will never know that the dig died and you just stuffed him under the rug thanks to this handy new spray from Febreze! Breath Happier! Stranger: hey you're pretty You: ... Alright, SAY THAT SHIT ONE MORE TIME AND THE KID FUCKING DIES You: I DON'T GOT TO WORRY THANKS TO THIS NEW SPRAY NIGGUH Stranger: WHY U SO CUTE You: Okay, phew. You didn't say it a second time. You: Alright, all you little rascals, you're free to go. Stranger: ilysm You: Except the dead ones, because, y'know, they're dead. You: I mean, I gotta have my sexual release somehow, right? Stranger: ...... Stranger has disconnected.
I keep getting worse and worse fucking stories to tell.
You both like Tumblr. Stranger: Her name is Noelle. You: Who's name? Stranger: I have a dream about her. Stranger: She rings my bells. Stranger: I got gym class in half an hour, oh how she rocks, in Keds and tube socks. Stranger: But she doesn't know who I am. Stranger: And she doesn't give a damn about me. Stranger: COS' I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY Stranger: YEAH I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY, Stranger: LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN MAYBE WITH ME Stranger: OooOOoo You: Mah nigga Stranger: mah nigga
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Allo Oo is it? Stranger: yeees Stranger: it is I You: I who? Stranger: I You: I me? Stranger: me you and I You: so you me Stranger: me you Stranger: same Stranger: one You: So i am you and you are me and according to the law of thermodynamics i...MUST BE A DUCK! Stranger: well...i Stranger: i wouldnt say that You: YOU ARE A DUCK Stranger: i was leaning more towards like...mystical goddesses of the universe You: and you speak Stranger: but i mean Stranger: if duck Stranger: speaks to yo soul Stranger: embrace dat shit You: How do you know english Stranger: quack quack bitches Stranger: LOL what Stranger: what an interesting Q You: Dis duck. it speaks my language I dont know how Stranger: i pick up languages pree quick Stranger: eZ You: Quack. what did i say to you in your language Stranger: mine? Stranger: you mean Stranger: OUR Stranger: language Stranger: *gasp You: OH MY GOD. I MUST BE THE CHOSEN DUCK TO SAVE THE WORLD! Stranger: WE ARE Z CHOSEN DUCKS
Stranger: sent from the celestial dimensions Stranger: above Stranger: ameen. You: Wait, how did i get down. Better yet. how did i get up there. I am scared of heights. You: PLEASE DONT MAKE ME FLY Stranger: its okay, im not scared of heights Stranger: ill hold you bb Stranger: you can be my wings You: And you have my axe Stranger: why you need dat..... Stranger: u gon hurt me?!? Stranger: huh? You: No, i just live in da hood Stranger: OOOUF MY NIGGA Stranger: bring it in Stranger: *hugs You: *hugs and lights a blunt You: you want a hit of dis shit Stranger: fk ya Stranger: canada kush Stranger: i know whats up yoo You: Man i got to go but this was great. thanks for making me laugh my ass off You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: Hello Stranger: hey You: Have you heard of the petition? Stranger: what peition? You: The one to legalize rape? Stranger: petition* Stranger: lol Stranger: yes You: Have you supported it yet? Stranger: Nahh You: We need to stop the women from oppressing us men You: Unless you are fuck-meat Stranger: Have you supported the petition that if a woman cannot abort, then the man responsible of getting her pregnant cannot leave her c: You: In that case go to cleaning class Stranger: LOL You: And no You: why the hell would I do that? Stranger: well thats cause You are a fuck-meat You: Actually I am a master race man You: I have a penis, fuck-meat Stranger: and no brain you ignorant fuck Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: Hello Stranger: Hi You: Have you supported the legalization (Minute long pause) You: of rape? Stranger: Fuck you You: No thank you Stranger has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Hello Stranger: hi friend You: Have you supported the legalization You: of rape? Stranger: for what Stranger: no............ Stranger: why would anyone do that You: it stops the women from oppressing men Stranger: men get raped too You: It simple, really You: No no no Stranger: yes You: It is only legal for a MAN to rape a women, not the other way around You: The petition saves men from that fate Stranger: .... Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: hey You: Hi i am ben roethlisberger Stranger: that is quite the name You: Son do you partake in any sports such as myself? Stranger: ttennis You: Thats good. Well i play football but i am going to talk to you about the greatest sport of all, one i love to play in, rape. You: Now rape should be legal. Dont you think? Stranger: why? you looking to get it in the ass? You: No no no son, see I play the position of giver. You: What position do you like> Stranger: the ass kicker You: Oh, sounds like a good name for a rapist. You: I like you You: Would you like to join my team Stranger: no. You: Oh, well i understand. if you like to freelance for some time that is fine You: Just know I will always be here Stranger: a large portion of me hopes a train rams your ass
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