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Dashcon Master Race Thread #11423 *** DASHCON 2014 *** >

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Dashcon Master Race Thread #11423

*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES

*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things

*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>short summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nff7Ljee9ZA
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhEKFLNzZt
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g ...

*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it

*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/
>other coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TS7Oa4XsQ
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my banner i made commemorate this event
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I think I know someone in charge of that thing. I've been hearing about it on my feed all month and just brushed it off.
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>>556890705
How dare you bring them into this. They did nothing to deserve being associated with DashCon.
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>>556890201
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>>556891082
NIce
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>>556890596

>why did I laugh
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Here's a template for photoshops
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>>556890201
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
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>>556891361
Chill out bro, here, come inside the ball pit
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>>556890201
i fell in the pit
you fell in the pit
we fell in the pit
we all fell in the pi-e-it-e-it
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>>556891361
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>>556891447
LOL, this is so stupid it's funny.
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It's not their fault 17 grand got swindled. at least these kids tried to make the best of it, and they did it without drugs and alcohol.

And I hope the person that stole that money gets arrested.
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>>556891712
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here i just made this for you guys
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>>556891882
>on /b/
>Mr Mackey post
Being this New
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>>556891361
Don't piss us off.

You're already fucked as it is, come august fifth.


I'm sorry, did you find this post triggering ?
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>>556891882
In a way, they are true /pol/s
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>>556891361
>obvious butthurt dashcon attendee is obvious
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>>556891882
Tumblrfag detected
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How do they fuck this up so bad? Basically from what I've seen and heard the head people didnt go to the bank on time and get the rest of the money for the acts... So the entertainment walked out of course.

I have been racking my brain on how I know that chick, and I think she dated someone I know or something
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>>556891882
i had hoped they would all drink poisoned kool-aid at the con resulting in a mass suicide.
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>>556891361
>>556891601
>>556891759
>>556892076
>>556892083

Have you accepted Pasta as your Lord and Savior? You will get to go to ID Heaven!
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>Dashcon Simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jkSg6ttXqY
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>>556892132
I pissed in the kool aid after the pit. might of been why bitches were giving away money. Bitches love piss.
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>>556891361
Most people on here have to make fun of dashcon and the clean fun these people had, because it makes themselves feel better about their pathetic life stuck behind a keyboard.
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>>556892324
yea i know right
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuhuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue


We sure showed them
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>>556892324
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>>556892324
*triggering intensifies*
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When all the attendees were called together in the room. Before they said they need the 17 grand, they had to assure everyone that 4chan wasn't doing anything to them.

Top Kek.
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>>556890201
Dude I know who shot the videos Like I personally know that guy
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i know its dated as fuck but someone had to do it right?
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>>556892324
>>556891361

hey, a couple of you grew enough balls to brave the forest of triggering images that is /b/ to spy on our movements. You're still all weak faggots who can't handle their own fucking emotions.
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>>556892324
So you gonna link your tumblr now or later
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>>556892754
Which one's, you mean hebe goldstein?
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>>556892935
Yeah I used to go to cons with him years ago but I am unsure I should say who it is because the videos are hilarious
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>>556891984
http://roadmovies.tumblr.com/image/11107904993
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so is this an oc ballpit thread or am i wasting my time?
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The leader of the dashcon is Roxanne Schweets. She went to a highschool in my area, had to do some detective work that probably didnt need to take more than five seconds. I'm just tired.
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>>556892313
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what the fuck
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DashCon
guys theres a wikipedia article
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>>556893251
b/ has sunk pretty low, I'm now convinced b/ has been overtaken by pre-teens.
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>>556893875
>b/
Fuck off tumblrfag
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>>556893868
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DashCon
i fixed the first part
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>>556892829
THIS IS DASHCON
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>>556892935
I actually once kicked open a room he was trying to get his fuck on with some ugly bitch in he just kinda betaed and asked me to leave lol
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DID THAT FAG PUT UP THE VIDEO OF HIM PISSING IN BALL PIT YET OR WHAT!
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>>556894079
where? i cant find it
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>>556894174
Best. Game. Ever.
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>>556894260
refresh page? i tweaked the first paragraph just a little
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>>556894174
What map is that? The textures look like Final Fantasy 1.
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I dont want to be on the same internet with these cunts and betas...
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>>556894378
kek kek kek i see it
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>>556894378
>DashCon was a fan convention catered primarily to landwhale users of the blogging whalespeak service Tumblr, with a particular emphasis on fandoms that had developed among them. Held over the weekend of September 11, 2001 in Manhattan, New York, the convention quickly became infamous for allegations of mismanagement among organizers, along with financial difficulties stemming from unexpected demands by the venue for an upfront payment of cash. Despite the issues faced by the inaugural edition, organizers have announced plans to hold another whale orgy for 2015.
Topkek
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>>556894395
It is FF1 you dolt.
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i'm remaking the cover of the money pit by steven speilberg to be the ball pit don't let the thread die before i'm done
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>>556894378
>"DashCon was a fan convention catered primarily to landwhale users of the blogging whalespeak service Tumblr, with a particular emphasis on fandoms that had developed among them. Held over the weekend of September 11, 2001 in Manhattan, New York, the convention quickly became infamous for allegations of mismanagement among organizers, along with financial difficulties stemming from unexpected demands by the venue for an upfront payment of cash. Despite the issues faced by the inaugural edition, organizers have announced plans to hold another whale orgy for 2015."
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>>556890596
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>>556892324
Actually, it's the cocaine I snorted off a hooker's tit paid for by Dashcon morons that makes me feel good.
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>>556890885
> can't into grammar
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Someone edit the wiki page and add the ballpit!!!
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>>556894601
shall i continue my editing of this fine article?

I recommend we all take a turn at correcting and adjusting this fine literature
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>>556890201
>>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
Where do I find more info on this?
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>>556892829
yes
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>>556894878
Please do
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>>556894079
>kek'le'd
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>>556894918
some bro linked a youtube page with his friend /pol/ bros expedition into the pathetic sadness that is Dashcon.

sorry, i didn't save the link. was fucking hilarious though.
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>>556894785
im on it. changing the location to ballpit.
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>>556894785
did already
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Seriously, I don't want to be on the same internet with these sad cunts and betas.

Fucking cancer everywhere these days.
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>>556895297
go play in the other sandbox then you sand nigger.
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OP seems pretty desperate for attention.
Saying it was a tumblr failure is like calling calling the failed YouTube raids a 4chan failure. The whole Dashcon thing was organised by a few people, and only the tiniest of a percentage of people went. That sounds more like a failure on their part.
But, meh, it's your own opinion OP, be mad if you need to be.
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>>556895390
Guess you are one of them then, since you took it personally.
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I HAVE FIXED THE WIKI

everything is now at peace
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add a pic of a landwhale in a ballpit
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>>556895530
>>tumblr failure

Anyone and everyone on tumblr is a failure.

Look at these pathetic betas and cunts.
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>>556895561
Guess so. you gonna hurt my feelins some more?
>be on /b/
>taking it personally
>kek
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>>556893868
i fixed the link
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>seal pasta
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Is it me or does Hebe Goldstein's voice sound like he's a 300 lb pig fat aspie permavirgin? Bonus points if he was wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and a fedora. Pic related
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>>556895756
Lemme ask you a direct and simple question:

Do you suck cocks?
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its pretty rough but i didn't want the thread to die
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>>556895875
I did it for the lulz
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>>556896006
absolutely. why else would i be here?
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>"Organizers have already made plans and begun advance ticket sales for a 2015 edition."

KEK, what are they going to do? Add another ball pit?
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>>556895948
>>Bonus points if he was wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and a fedora.

Why would that be bonus points.

Thats cancer points.
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>>556894762
its a quote some guy made about tumblr many keks were had at it
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>>556895636
>john copypasta
>"financial autistic difficulties"
>"lord of piss"
>trying this hard to be funny
it was fine the first time you faggots
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>>556891361
nice copypasta bruh
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>>556896136
because /pol/ is cancer.
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>>556896125
Then go back to tumblr to suck more dicks.
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solid work gents
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>>556896242
explain
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>>556896263
nah. rather stay here.
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>those prank calls
I can't fucking breathe right now holy shit
I love how nobody is stepping up to say "Yeah, this was a fucking failure" and instead they're all being beta pussies
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>>556896302
can confirm good work buds
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>>556896302
thanks for the screencap
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>>556890328
>The picture of sadness
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>>556896469
why

you saying you prefer 4chan to Tumblr?
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>>556894079

Brilliant.
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>>556896689
looks like it retard.
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at least 4chan has the [balls] to admit there peices of shit
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>>556896523
nah yall niggas need to do your part now. thats just me, besides the goatse. theres so many people in this thread. lets all get in on it, theres a whole page there to use.
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>>556896823
i've been making oc dude just scroll up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1wZR_rni1M
>why did you dress up as the PM of Israel
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>>556896823
no dont. too many edits and wikipedia will check it out
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>>556896775
You realise that if you hang in Tumblrs ballpit, you are automatic fail and cancer?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKlWcxmQlqs
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>>556896923

shit didnt see it. nice work man.
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>>556897068
care to do something about it?
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>>556892082
moar frozen
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>>556897041
do they get notified when its edited frequently? no clue how it works. on a similar note, once got my old high school's IP banned on wikipedia for making holocaust jokes all over it. whoops. high school was fun.
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>>556897396
i think so some guy from wiki just undid my goatse edit
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>>556891358
that isn't a template.
that is a jpg with a white background
thx
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>>556897520
It fucked up on mobile shit
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>>556897471
wait they took out goatse but they kept all the first paragraph shit it looks like... odd
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done
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DashCon#Guest_departures
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>>556890201
top left girl is cute

anymore?
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Aaaaand it's gone. Way to go faggots.
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>>556897913
someone edit this to connect with the other screenshot. i cant
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facebook/ Mankip?fref=ts

I give you Hebe!
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>>556897973
at least we have screenshots
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Topkek
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>>556897973
at least we got screencaps, eh?
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i vote to keep editing it until wikipedia locks the page. use a proxy if they block your ip
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>>556892306
Hey, I wrote the music for that!
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>>556898216
i think if you put EVERYTHING in the screencaps back in one edit, maybe they wont notice... you up for it, soldier?
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>>556898079
>>556898104
Maybe so, but it would've been better to keep it subtle so it wouldn't get baleeted in 5 seconds by overzealous faggots.

see
>>556896185
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>>556898460
oh contrare. they investigate large edits like that i think
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>>556891361
copypasta/10
Bait harder.
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lets hope this time it sticks
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>>556890201
Why do I find the one in the back with the cat face paint fucking cute as fuck.
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>>556898465
yeah but it wouldve been fixed in a few days anyways. I think just screencapping it with tons of dumb shit in it was probably the best way to go
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>>556890924
Pls give more info.
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>>556898385
It's pretty rad! I like it. Got the full track somewhere?
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>thinking tumblr made this con
>thinking that most of the tumblr sjw's 4chan hates weren't laughing at Dashcon just as hard as we are
>thinking that the attendees weren't a bunch of 14 year old Doctor Who fangirls
>being so desperate for a win against Tumblr that you obsess over a con most of Tumblr always thought of as a joke

This is getting sad, guys.
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DashCon rule 32:
>32.Attendees should be aware of their surroundings, and be sensitive to other's feelings. Something considered funny, canon or not, could be offensive to someone else. This extends too all costumes, parts, sign verbiage, and other public displays. This especially includes gestures and speech.
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>>556899012

So basically

>Don't do anything funny because somebody will be offended.
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>>556898913
Thanks! No, I just wrote those 8 bars, but I'm planning on finishing it tommorow. Here's the download for what's in the game: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/7uku8ezu66700q7/ballpit.wav
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>>556899000
Nice trips.
Documenting in detail the failings of the internet at large is a fundamental aspect of 4chan's identity.
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>>556899000
Nice digits.
Are you implying that the whole thing wasn't masterminded by mootman to tumbl their sheckles right out of their flaps?
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>>556895530
link to your tumblr please?
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>>556890201
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>>556899124
Thanks anon, keep up the good work! Not sure what it is about these 8 bars, but I can fucking chill to it lol
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>>556896818
[grammerz]
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>>556890201
eddited the wiki
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>>556899347
i fixed it buddy
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Karp
hey guise. tumblrs ceo page isnt locked. all in favor?
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>>556899000
link your tumblr please
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OC right here.
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>>556892076
You are such a fucking faggot
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Wiki is gone guys
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I'm still getting these lies.
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>>556899792
Copy and paste moot's wiki page.
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>>556899924
Yeah, some faggot locked it
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>>556900107
its locked mane. ive checked before
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>>556890201
I would have gone to dashcon just for the redhead cutie on the right.
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>>556890201
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mNLx94-ERXQl52YtkilS3VnYG-NLu8kh-dzs51bXAAQ/edit

add that shit to your copy pasta. Dashcon simulator
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>bawitabaw
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>>556890201
>http://whatiselle. tumblr. com/post/91862766322

(remove spaces)
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>>556890201
They could have had a house party instead, ha.
>>
For the first time in history, BRONIES now have somebody to laugh at.
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>>556901474
id argue bronies are forever while dashcon wasnt, so bronies are still lowest on the totempole
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>>556890201
hurr enough of this shit already
old news is old
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>>556895948
He's fat, watch his older videos.
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>>556890201


hello pretty
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>>556901801
Why are there no men in the ball pit?
Do Tumblr men not like women?

They definitely needed an injection of 4chan men.
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>>556902075

to be fair to them the one Ive pointed out is the only one I would fuck though.

Maybe top left too.

But yeah tumblr men are too busy fucking ponies and being sperglords in general.
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>>556890482
A 4chan convention would offer something MUCH more desirable than a mere ball pit...
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>>556902339
A ball pit filled with piss.
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>>556899000
So true, so very true.

Can't we get back to the lulz or hacktivism?

this whole tumblr thing is very childish--not a good look b/--not a good look at all!
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>>556902339
salad bar
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>>556902432
How about a piss pit filled with balls?
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guys what would our convention be like?
what would we get?
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>>556902562
A pit of piss, filled with ballsacks.
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>>556892324
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>>556894365
Now play the original. the new one is easy mode. or did you even know there was an original?
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>>556902606
>guys what would our convention be like?
> what would we get?

1) Child Photography booth
2) Exploding knees exhibit
3) Boxxy officially crowned queen
4) Autism research experts on-site
5) Cheeze Pizza served all day
6) Fedora Mafia
7) No women allowed
8) Breaking of rules 1 and 2 penalized by beatings
9) Rule 34 - the movie
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>>556902606
>guys what would our convention be like?

You would have to get them acclimated to sunlight first.

Then you would have to train them how to interact with other people

And if you planned on having girls present, count on everyone having cold feet and not showing up.
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>>556897328
I dont need to do anything about it.

You are a pathetic, whinging Tumbltumor.
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>>556903115
No, actually you just described Dashcon, populated by Tumbltumors.
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>>556902606

Our convention would have to be in a cave somewhere. We would sacrifice virgin wizards (of which there would be plenty) to the gods of boxxy and chloe and oray for the second coming of moot.

Certainly no ball pits or any of that. Just angry teens fighting. It would be a moshpit of chaos.
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>>556903564
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>>556903115

any femanons who turned up would have to show tits or GTFO
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>>556903310
Yeah right--b/tards are more socially awkward than any tumblr-tard will ever be.
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>>556903115
>raging bitch who went to dashcon
Fuck.
Off.
Tumblr
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>>556903506
its a great opportunity for oldfags to kill all summer, cancer and new by locking the doors and setting the entire building on fire.
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>>556893479
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>>556903752
>b/
Fucking Jesus tumblr whore
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>>556903752
Nope.

Sorry to tell you, but its Tumbltumors who are the socially awkward ones with their "triggers", political correctness, constant "feels" and need for validation, acceptance and attention.

Joke is on you.
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>>556903039
imagine r34 of Rule 34 - The Movie
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>>556891882
>without drugs or alcohol
Lol
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>>556903836
someone should make their faces into tuscan raiders
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>>556903895
I don't see b/tards at any events---do you?

That tells me you guise are shut-ins
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>>556904109
Arrangers got swindled out of 17k.
Attenders then got swindlet out of another 17k.

The fail never stops on the TumblrTrain.

The video of these pathetic cretins pretending to "enjoy the ballpit" are hysterical.
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>>556891882
>It's not their fault 17 grand got swindled. at least these kids tried to make the best of it, and they did it without drugs and alcohol.
>And I hope the person that stole that money gets arrested.

/pol/ knows who did it...
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>>556904218
It's /b/ not b/
You stupid fucking retarded landwhale dyke fucking whore
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>>556904218
one of our guys pissed in your ballpit and all over the toilets.

delivered hilarious footage of how pathetic Tumblrtumors are IRL.

go back to your own kind of sad pathetic social dischargeon Tumblr. you are not welcome here.
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>>556891712
mah nigga
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Clarifications and back up plans-

Hi DashCon Attendees!

It’s been a crazy weekend this weekend, and we literally cannot apologize enough for all of crazy things that have happened. With regards to today and Welcome to Night Vale, we don’t want to get into it, but we want to officially say that we did have the money for Night Vale, and a large majority of it was in cash. The remainder was available via PayPal, but unfortunately PayPal was malfunctioning and they were unwilling to wait.

For those of you who had reserved seats, we are giving you guys an extra hour with the ball pit, as well as an entry each into a raffle where we will be giving away a framed Stan Lee Autograph, a framed Richard Armitage Autograph, a framed Walking Dead photo with the full cast autographs, a signed Martin Freeman autograph, and more! So many cool prizes!! Additionally, you’ll be allowed first come first serve places at the Time Crash concert tonight for what extra room we have. For those who bought just daily tickets to see Night Vale, you’re welcome to a free Sunday daily badge.

Please accept this as our apology for the cancellation, it was very very last minute, and I assure you we did all we could.

~DashCon Staff
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>>556904218

What is every anime con ever?
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>>556904218

Because its an anonymous image board? Not a fucking social group. Stupid cunt.
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Guys it's probably one of us trying to troll....& succeeding
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>>556903039
This actually sounds like a lot of fun though.
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You haven't seen the last of tumblr--you just wait and see you anal warts of the internet.
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>>556896823

you know it will all just revert back in like 10 minutes right you fucking idiots?
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>>556904825
I'm so scared
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Can someone explain what Dashcon is/was? Also why is it called Dashcon?
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>>556904825
Ok, Susy. You'll get around to that after you're done playing with your head-mates.
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>>556890201
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>>556900174
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>>556904708
I wish.

But aint so.

>>This is what the cunts and cancer of the internet are actually like.
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>>556890201


Has one of these DASHCON 2014 threads been archived yet? They've popped up a lot recently, and it's certainly the sort of material people would want to make reference too.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS TUMBLR ANYWAY?
I've heard of it but never used it.
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>>556904949
OP explains, you stupid cunt.
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>>556904949

Cause they Con you and then they Dash off.
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>>556905138
Im a stupid cunt, so obvi i meant someone explain it so I dont have to decipher the wall of greentext
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<--- Can someone shop him into a tumblr weeaboo fag?
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>>556904949
>Can someone explain what Dashcon is/was? Also why is it called Dashcon?

I didn't get that either because it sounds like its borrowed from Rainbow Dash, so essentially its a brony con?
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>>556905221
>>Im a stupid cunt

Then you belong in Tumblr.

OP delivered and explained everything with links to boot.
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>>556905289

Damn, I know this is off topic and I'm not really into the show but that's a pretty neat cosplay. Functional, possibly an actual fashion sorta cosplay.
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>>556904949
that gif is too spooks for me
Motherfuking dark sorcery, regenerating bread like that
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>>556891361
nice copypasta
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>>556905289
nice beta bitch.

will never get laid, though surrounded by friend-zoned bronies.
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>>556905265
>weeaboo

Tumblrfags aren't weebs, they think everything japanese is misogynistic and degrading towards women. It's also why I like anime so much.


Like everything that Tumblr hates, that's my motto.
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>>556905452
Are you kidding? Any woman can get laid, save they aren't hambeasts with a deep hatred for men
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>>556905201
Dashcon Organizers: Megan Eli and Roxanne Schweiterman

Eli: Jewish, short for Elia
Schweiterman: German Jewish
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>>556905265
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>>556905374
So salty. I was just wondering if anyone wanted to summarize in a few sentances. But I guess the summerfags have got to get their shots in somewhere eh?
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>>556905415

You want spooky gifs? You ever run so fast you turned black??
>>
Wheres a picture of Virgil photo shopped to be a ball pit?
>>
I was under the impression that /b/ was somehow responsible for somehow making the use of that $17,000 go towards shit so useless such as a ball pit and bumper bounce.

Thoughts on this?
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>>556905597
Inb4 *sentences*
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>>556892118
Tumblr's notorious for comitting without fact checking. This is a prime example.
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>>556905579
>>Any woman can get laid

Tumblr/MLP bitches can't.

No self-respecting penis goes anywhere near that level of betaness. And those pathetic enough to want to, are friendzoned.
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>>556904307
Part of me thinks that /b/ made Dashcon up, it's so bad. Pics of the ballpit sat there like a beacon of autism on that grey floor make me question many things.
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>>556894079

It's been deleted
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>>556905452
Like you would know what pussy even smells like.

The closes you b/tards will ever get to ass is sniffing panties
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>>556905643
oh shit, wow humans are astounding
Who would've though that if you reached a certain speed limit you could change races

Fascinating stuff
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>>556905597
Fuck off back to Tumblr, cocksucker.

OP delivered a full package.
Not our problem if you are mentally deficient.

I mean be honest, even you have to admit that you are actually an idiot, in the literal sense of the word.
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>>556904624
>signed autographs
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>>556905952

Yeah, sex too!
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>>556905981
Summerfag sensors off the charts holy shit.
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>>556905841
You wish.

The reality is that this is the cancer that is everywhere on the internet, especially in Tumblr.

Cunts and betas, everywhere.
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>>556905932
I've had more pussy than you have had cocks.

Closest you will ever get to a cock is when raped.
>>
>>556892829

Didn't a new 300 come out recently making it relevant again?
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>>556906059
Tumbltumor identified.

Fuck off back to your ballpit of desperation.
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>>556906059
pffft step your game up
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>>556906195
Yes. Its shit though.

Hilariously full of "POWERFUL FEMALE LEAD ROLES".
>>
I can't even laugh at this, it's just really pathetic.
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>>556890201
HOLY SHIT; is that pinkie pony?
>>
VICE did a story on it.

http://m.vice.com/read/you-know-that-tumblr-convention-that-went-to-shit-it-wasnt-that-bad-715?utm_source=vicefbus
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>>556906439
>I can't even laugh at this, it's just really pathetic.
Of course you can.
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>>556906610
Jew Vice media defending jew dashcon organizers, what a shocker
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>>556904218
rule 1&2
>>
>guy from /pol/
Cringiest thing in this entire thread
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>>556906610
>>wasnt that bad

the spergs who attended this don't know any better.

look at this group of wankstains:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr-SIizAByw&list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh&index=13
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would bang top left
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>>556905289
Not a MLP con.
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>>556905452
>>
>tfw my name is dash
M-my name is cool!
Please kill them all and make sure to brutally torture whoever fucking named it dashcon
>>
>>556906904
Ginger girl on the right just above the autistic kid in the red hoodie looks pretty bangable as well.
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>>556907081
>>doesn't realise that bitch is paid to wear that
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>>556907107
none of these spergcunts would even know what to do with a cock
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>>556907187
and how do you know that?
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>>556906797
That only applies to raids
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Even Jezebel ripped the shit out of it.

http://jezebel.com/the-tumblr-user-convention-dashcon-was-a-beautiful-hil-1604571770
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yKlWcxmQlqs

>kek
>>
Made this tonight - Attack On Dashcon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUp8pcjRuak&feature=youtu.be
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>>556907370
because I have a life

you think that chick fucks bronies or something?
>>
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr73Cs9Ihlo

huehuehue
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>>556907726
>>556907726
>>556907726
>>556907726

Brilliant. Lulled thoroughly.
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>>556907668
What the fuck that nigga looks as stiff as a plank
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>>556907732
I suppose you think that every decent cosplayer at an mlp con is paid to do so right?
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>>556907983
that aint a nigga.
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>>556902606
>guys what would our convention be like
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Old_/b/_Day
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>>556908063

You think they fuck bronies?
You think they actually give a fuck about the show?
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>>556907825
fuckin top kek
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>>556908203
so much cancer everywhere.

almost enough to make me leave the internet forever.
>>
>>556900174
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>>556908235
>You think they fuck bronies?
Maybe
>You think they actually give a fuck about the show?
I cant say for sure but would you put a lot of time into something you dislike?
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>>556908706
>>Maybe
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>I cant say for sure but would you put a lot of time into something you dislike?
You are female, arent you.
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>>556908706
Holy fuck the autism, just stop
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>>556895530
Exactly, not all tumblr users.
#NotAllMen
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>>556908779
male
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>>556895530
I agree, 4chan needs to get a life.
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>>556890201
>bottom left girl
quentin tarantino?
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>>556890201
Girls with pink hair, totally fuckable.
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>>556890201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr73Cs9Ihlo
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>>556908935
But you are into cocks, right?
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>>556900174
>>
Supposedly there was an outbreak of crabs. At first I thought that was impossible because it would not only mean people had sex AT the event, but also at least one of them BEFORE. But consider this:

1. At least some of the girls there are fappable and have probably been repeatedly raped by their dads.
2. Any boys who showed up were surely raped by their dads because why else would they go.
3. Ball pits are perfect for quickie rape.

So I think it's likely.
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>>556890201
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>>556909106
ugh is that naviineko?
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