Dashcon Master Race Thread #11423
*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES
*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things
*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it
*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
The picture of sadness
my banner i made commemorate this event
Here's a template for photoshops
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
Chill out bro, here, come inside the ball pit
It's not their fault 17 grand got swindled. at least these kids tried to make the best of it, and they did it without drugs and alcohol.
And I hope the person that stole that money gets arrested.
here i just made this for you guys
>Mr Mackey post
Being this New
Don't piss us off.
You're already fucked as it is, come august fifth.
I'm sorry, did you find this post triggering ?
In a way, they are true /pol/s
How do they fuck this up so bad? Basically from what I've seen and heard the head people didnt go to the bank on time and get the rest of the money for the acts... So the entertainment walked out of course.
I have been racking my brain on how I know that chick, and I think she dated someone I know or something
I pissed in the kool aid after the pit. might of been why bitches were giving away money. Bitches love piss.
Most people on here have to make fun of dashcon and the clean fun these people had, because it makes themselves feel better about their pathetic life stuck behind a keyboard.
yea i know right
We sure showed them
When all the attendees were called together in the room. Before they said they need the 17 grand, they had to assure everyone that 4chan wasn't doing anything to them.
i know its dated as fuck but someone had to do it right?
hey, a couple of you grew enough balls to brave the forest of triggering images that is /b/ to spy on our movements. You're still all weak faggots who can't handle their own fucking emotions.
The leader of the dashcon is Roxanne Schweets. She went to a highschool in my area, had to do some detective work that probably didnt need to take more than five seconds. I'm just tired.
DID THAT FAG PUT UP THE VIDEO OF HIM PISSING IN BALL PIT YET OR WHAT!
>DashCon was a fan convention catered primarily to landwhale users of the blogging whalespeak service Tumblr, with a particular emphasis on fandoms that had developed among them. Held over the weekend of September 11, 2001 in Manhattan, New York, the convention quickly became infamous for allegations of mismanagement among organizers, along with financial difficulties stemming from unexpected demands by the venue for an upfront payment of cash. Despite the issues faced by the inaugural edition, organizers have announced plans to hold another whale orgy for 2015.
>"DashCon was a fan convention catered primarily to landwhale users of the blogging whalespeak service Tumblr, with a particular emphasis on fandoms that had developed among them. Held over the weekend of September 11, 2001 in Manhattan, New York, the convention quickly became infamous for allegations of mismanagement among organizers, along with financial difficulties stemming from unexpected demands by the venue for an upfront payment of cash. Despite the issues faced by the inaugural edition, organizers have announced plans to hold another whale orgy for 2015."
shall i continue my editing of this fine article?
I recommend we all take a turn at correcting and adjusting this fine literature
some bro linked a youtube page with his friend /pol/ bros expedition into the pathetic sadness that is Dashcon.
sorry, i didn't save the link. was fucking hilarious though.
OP seems pretty desperate for attention.
Saying it was a tumblr failure is like calling calling the failed YouTube raids a 4chan failure. The whole Dashcon thing was organised by a few people, and only the tiniest of a percentage of people went. That sounds more like a failure on their part.
But, meh, it's your own opinion OP, be mad if you need to be.
Guess you are one of them then, since you took it personally.
add a pic of a landwhale in a ballpit
Guess so. you gonna hurt my feelins some more?
>be on /b/
>taking it personally
Is it me or does Hebe Goldstein's voice sound like he's a 300 lb pig fat aspie permavirgin? Bonus points if he was wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and a fedora. Pic related
its pretty rough but i didn't want the thread to die
I did it for the lulz
absolutely. why else would i be here?
nah. rather stay here.
>those prank calls
I can't fucking breathe right now holy shit
I love how nobody is stepping up to say "Yeah, this was a fucking failure" and instead they're all being beta pussies
thanks for the screencap
>The picture of sadness
you saying you prefer 4chan to Tumblr?
looks like it retard.
nah yall niggas need to do your part now. thats just me, besides the goatse. theres so many people in this thread. lets all get in on it, theres a whole page there to use.
You realise that if you hang in Tumblrs ballpit, you are automatic fail and cancer?
shit didnt see it. nice work man.
care to do something about it?
do they get notified when its edited frequently? no clue how it works. on a similar note, once got my old high school's IP banned on wikipedia for making holocaust jokes all over it. whoops. high school was fun.
I give you Hebe!
>thinking tumblr made this con
>thinking that most of the tumblr sjw's 4chan hates weren't laughing at Dashcon just as hard as we are
>thinking that the attendees weren't a bunch of 14 year old Doctor Who fangirls
>being so desperate for a win against Tumblr that you obsess over a con most of Tumblr always thought of as a joke
This is getting sad, guys.
DashCon rule 32:
>32.Attendees should be aware of their surroundings, and be sensitive to other's feelings. Something considered funny, canon or not, could be offensive to someone else. This extends too all costumes, parts, sign verbiage, and other public displays. This especially includes gestures and speech.
Thanks! No, I just wrote those 8 bars, but I'm planning on finishing it tommorow. Here's the download for what's in the game: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/7uku8ezu66700q7/ballpit.wav
i fixed it buddy
I'm still getting these lies.
Yeah, some faggot locked it
>http://whatiselle. tumblr. com/post/91862766322
They could have had a house party instead, ha.
For the first time in history, BRONIES now have somebody to laugh at.
Why are there no men in the ball pit?
Do Tumblr men not like women?
They definitely needed an injection of 4chan men.
to be fair to them the one Ive pointed out is the only one I would fuck though.
Maybe top left too.
But yeah tumblr men are too busy fucking ponies and being sperglords in general.
A 4chan convention would offer something MUCH more desirable than a mere ball pit...
So true, so very true.
Can't we get back to the lulz or hacktivism?
this whole tumblr thing is very childish--not a good look b/--not a good look at all!
guys what would our convention be like?
what would we get?
>guys what would our convention be like?
> what would we get?
1) Child Photography booth
2) Exploding knees exhibit
3) Boxxy officially crowned queen
4) Autism research experts on-site
5) Cheeze Pizza served all day
6) Fedora Mafia
7) No women allowed
8) Breaking of rules 1 and 2 penalized by beatings
9) Rule 34 - the movie
>guys what would our convention be like?
You would have to get them acclimated to sunlight first.
Then you would have to train them how to interact with other people
And if you planned on having girls present, count on everyone having cold feet and not showing up.
Our convention would have to be in a cave somewhere. We would sacrifice virgin wizards (of which there would be plenty) to the gods of boxxy and chloe and oray for the second coming of moot.
Certainly no ball pits or any of that. Just angry teens fighting. It would be a moshpit of chaos.
Yeah right--b/tards are more socially awkward than any tumblr-tard will ever be.
Sorry to tell you, but its Tumbltumors who are the socially awkward ones with their "triggers", political correctness, constant "feels" and need for validation, acceptance and attention.
Joke is on you.
I don't see b/tards at any events---do you?
That tells me you guise are shut-ins
Arrangers got swindled out of 17k.
Attenders then got swindlet out of another 17k.
The fail never stops on the TumblrTrain.
The video of these pathetic cretins pretending to "enjoy the ballpit" are hysterical.
>It's not their fault 17 grand got swindled. at least these kids tried to make the best of it, and they did it without drugs and alcohol.
>And I hope the person that stole that money gets arrested.
/pol/ knows who did it...
one of our guys pissed in your ballpit and all over the toilets.
delivered hilarious footage of how pathetic Tumblrtumors are IRL.
go back to your own kind of sad pathetic social dischargeon Tumblr. you are not welcome here.
Clarifications and back up plans-
Hi DashCon Attendees!
It’s been a crazy weekend this weekend, and we literally cannot apologize enough for all of crazy things that have happened. With regards to today and Welcome to Night Vale, we don’t want to get into it, but we want to officially say that we did have the money for Night Vale, and a large majority of it was in cash. The remainder was available via PayPal, but unfortunately PayPal was malfunctioning and they were unwilling to wait.
For those of you who had reserved seats, we are giving you guys an extra hour with the ball pit, as well as an entry each into a raffle where we will be giving away a framed Stan Lee Autograph, a framed Richard Armitage Autograph, a framed Walking Dead photo with the full cast autographs, a signed Martin Freeman autograph, and more! So many cool prizes!! Additionally, you’ll be allowed first come first serve places at the Time Crash concert tonight for what extra room we have. For those who bought just daily tickets to see Night Vale, you’re welcome to a free Sunday daily badge.
Please accept this as our apology for the cancellation, it was very very last minute, and I assure you we did all we could.
You haven't seen the last of tumblr--you just wait and see you anal warts of the internet.
Can someone explain what Dashcon is/was? Also why is it called Dashcon?
Has one of these DASHCON 2014 threads been archived yet? They've popped up a lot recently, and it's certainly the sort of material people would want to make reference too.
WHAT THE FUCK IS TUMBLR ANYWAY?
I've heard of it but never used it.
Cause they Con you and then they Dash off.
<--- Can someone shop him into a tumblr weeaboo fag?
>Can someone explain what Dashcon is/was? Also why is it called Dashcon?
I didn't get that either because it sounds like its borrowed from Rainbow Dash, so essentially its a brony con?
Damn, I know this is off topic and I'm not really into the show but that's a pretty neat cosplay. Functional, possibly an actual fashion sorta cosplay.
Tumblrfags aren't weebs, they think everything japanese is misogynistic and degrading towards women. It's also why I like anime so much.
Like everything that Tumblr hates, that's my motto.
Dashcon Organizers: Megan Eli and Roxanne Schweiterman
Eli: Jewish, short for Elia
Schweiterman: German Jewish
So salty. I was just wondering if anyone wanted to summarize in a few sentances. But I guess the summerfags have got to get their shots in somewhere eh?
You want spooky gifs? You ever run so fast you turned black??
I was under the impression that /b/ was somehow responsible for somehow making the use of that $17,000 go towards shit so useless such as a ball pit and bumper bounce.
Thoughts on this?
>>Any woman can get laid
Tumblr/MLP bitches can't.
No self-respecting penis goes anywhere near that level of betaness. And those pathetic enough to want to, are friendzoned.
Part of me thinks that /b/ made Dashcon up, it's so bad. Pics of the ballpit sat there like a beacon of autism on that grey floor make me question many things.
Like you would know what pussy even smells like.
The closes you b/tards will ever get to ass is sniffing panties
Fuck off back to Tumblr, cocksucker.
OP delivered a full package.
Not our problem if you are mentally deficient.
I mean be honest, even you have to admit that you are actually an idiot, in the literal sense of the word.
Summerfag sensors off the charts holy shit.
pffft step your game up
HOLY SHIT; is that pinkie pony?
>I can't even laugh at this, it's just really pathetic.
Of course you can.
Jew Vice media defending jew dashcon organizers, what a shocker
>>wasnt that bad
the spergs who attended this don't know any better.
look at this group of wankstains:
and how do you know that?
Even Jezebel ripped the shit out of it.
I suppose you think that every decent cosplayer at an mlp con is paid to do so right?
>You think they fuck bronies?
>You think they actually give a fuck about the show?
I cant say for sure but would you put a lot of time into something you dislike?
I agree, 4chan needs to get a life.
Supposedly there was an outbreak of crabs. At first I thought that was impossible because it would not only mean people had sex AT the event, but also at least one of them BEFORE. But consider this:
1. At least some of the girls there are fappable and have probably been repeatedly raped by their dads.
2. Any boys who showed up were surely raped by their dads because why else would they go.
3. Ball pits are perfect for quickie rape.
So I think it's likely.