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Hey /b/. I only got two warm shit-tier beers left. Any way to

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Hey /b/. I only got two warm shit-tier beers left. Any way to get drunk off of them for a heavy drinker like myself?
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>>556679710
shotgun them
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Pour it into your ass.
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>>556679710
Up the ass.
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enema

A real heavy drinker should know this.
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>>556679882
iwannafuckyouintheass.gif
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>>556679710
Butt-chug
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>>556679710
If you actually do it in your ass it actually will get you drunk for sure


look it up if you don't believe me
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Go to the fucking store you cheap fuck
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>>556679872
>>556679882
>>556679903
>>556679997
>>556680038
There's your answer, don't forget to film it
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This is the only way. Take the beers down to the local convenience store and sell them for half price. Take that money and pocket it. Find an AIDS-ridden bum and blow their cancerous cock for $6. Buy some Natty Light.
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>>556679957
Umm..... nah
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>>556679710
ITS BUTT CHUG TIME.

i know from experience. I'm in a frat
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Sleeping pills

one script or two OTC will do ya, should get you drunk as fuck. just wait 20min after you take em b4 drinking anything
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Shit looks like I'll need a funnel.
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>>556679710
Mix them with Kill Yourself
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>>556680294
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How do you drink with your ass? With a funnel or something?
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>>556680741
That's the easiest way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmgflEELAZY
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OP HERE

CLOSEST THING TO A FUNNEL I FOUND.

WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME SHIT.

Shitty pic with timestamp.
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>>556681776
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OP you're taking quite a long time to deliver...
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ALMOST TOO BIG TO FIT. POSTING PICS SOON.
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Errybody waiting
Anticipating
For a funnel in your ass
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>>556682901
Best update
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>>556683143
I mostly would like to see beer going in.
He better have put that funnel in dry. ;P
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BAD NEWS. I CANT DELIVER. IT'S TEARING MY ASSHOLE APART. I'LL FIND SOME WAY TO PUT BEER IN ASS.

BEER WITH ME.
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>>556683657

spit
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I FOUND THIS SHITTY EAR WAX CLEANER THING. IT WILL WORK.
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>>556684124
OP shooting shots of beer up his ass
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>>556684124

This will be glorious
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>>556684124
>>556684286
FOR GLORY
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>>556684124
Boil water and squeeze it a few times in the hot water, and thinking about it, afterwards as well for the sake of whoever need to flush their ears.
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LOOK OUT ASSHOLE HERE COMES THE SQUIRT
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>>556684775
the heavens are opening
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>>556685118
Butt cheeks*
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who left the door open?
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THIS KINDA BURNS YOU KNOW.

DELIVERED.
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>>556685654
SIDEEZ

OP is the squirt god
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>>556685654

You going to do the full 2 beers?
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>>556685782
>>556685654

squirt by squirt

captcha - strong pagedfi
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AT THIS RATE IT WILL TAKE HOURS.

FUCK.
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>>556685654
Cringe.. Just wait until it squirts out all over your mothers carpet.
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>>556685654
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>>556686081

You washing the nozzle each time or just double dipping?
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>>556686376
it will be going in his asshole nonetheless, who the fuck cares..
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CAN ONE EMPTY.

CAN TWO INCOMING.

SORRY ABOUT THE PICS MY PHONE IS A FUCK UP
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>>556686696
you holding it in OP?
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>>556686696
Hold it in, OP.

C'mon, put those extreme Gay Porno skills to use for once.
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>>556686898
SO FAR MY ASS SEEMS INFINITE. WHAT IT CANT TAKE IN GIRTH, IT CAN TAKE IN LENGTH.
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i approve of this thread
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>>556687180
Then get the fuck to work OP
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NUMBER TWO IS STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP. SO FAR SO GOOD FRIENDS.
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>>556687180

chocs away infinite ass
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>>556687401

op deliverein blo by blo
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>>556687401
Go for Glory, my ass-jugging friend.
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>>556681776
proceed
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YAY OR NAY TO DICKHOLE SQUIRT?
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>>556686081
That's a nice ass, OP
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>>556687707
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>556687707
yay, get in there op
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>>556687707
DO IT
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There are high-quality ice containers are the local Store called a Wal-Mart center. What you should probably do is purchase the ice container with an ice cube shaped like a straw, they sell those I have heard. But recently I have heard that

>autism
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>>556687707
you know what the answer will be fag, just do it for our amusement..
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>>556687707
yea
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>>556687707
yuuusssssss
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>>556687707
take it on
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THIS STINGS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

WHAT NEXT?
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>>556688151

tear duct
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mfw this thread
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>>556688151
sweet cheesus
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this day OP has entertained us all
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>>556688151
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>>556688151
in ear while laying down on that side to make sure it goes all the way in..
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>>556688252
TEAR DUCTS ARE FUCKED UP SO THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE REGRETTABLY.
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>>556688151
>mfw I feel OP's pain
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>>556688576

no washing
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Squirt in eye
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>>556688576
>ID: Heaven
Dude, what the fuuuuuuuuuck?
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>>556688625

the ear for glory op
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OP is King today
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>>556688869
not sure if b8 or newfag
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>>556688576
>>556688740
POSSIBLE I CANT HEAR TOMORROW.
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>>556688869
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What's the best beverage to butt chug? Has anyone ever tried to do that with liquor, how bad is the burn?
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>>556689067

greentext tomorrow
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>>556689065
Neither, dude. No one in their right mind would sage this gold.
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I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU PEOPLE CAPTURE THIS THREAD. MY PAIN WILL LIVE ON FOR FUTURE CANCER.
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>>556688740
>>556688869

no one else is suggesting anything worthwhile, and my idea is top kek
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>>556689225

'how bad is the bum'

SIDEZ
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>>556688869
U must be joking

B8/8
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>>556689067
you dumb fuck
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WHAT NEXT I GOT MAYBE THREE SQUIRTS LEFT.
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>>556688151
I hope you did clean the tip or you might get urinary tract infection
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>>556689485
Masturbate with the cleaner in your dick. Cum while you squirt.
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>>556689485
Suckle the poop beer to taste your victory
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>>556689485

squirt it in the air and in the mouth as the finale

captcha - terdlmot paffed
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>>556689376
i forgot to sage..

>>556689067
either way, much appreciated OP
you were not a faggot today, and i commend you for it..
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>>556689485


are you feeling the beer yet?
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>>556689667
FOR YOU M8. IM FUMBLING AROUND FOR MOUTH WASH NOW.
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>>556690052

fuck giv that man a beeer
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>>556690052
i don't believe you.
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>>556689992
KIND OF A LIGHT BUZZ NOTHING MORE THAN THAT.
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>>556690052
4chan is complete, everyone can now go outside and never return to the internet
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Shit the beer you put up your ass in a container. Suck it up, insert in any orifice of your body you want.
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>>556690428
^^^^^^^^^^
Learn to use these, newfag
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>>556690171
I USED MY FAP LOTION YOU NON-BELIEVER
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>>556690171
Sometimes a real legend does come by in these parts, I know it's hard to believe but I think OP might be one of these gods.

Pic related, guy cut up a dead bird, put it back together, pissed on it and shoved it up his ass.
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>>556690052
OP is based
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>>556690656

today i witnessed anon go beyond delivery
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>>556690683

well saids

and that gif!
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>>556690809
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>>556690656
OTHER THAN THE HORRID TASTE OF SOAP.

MY LIPS FEEL SOFT AS FUCK.
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This is one of the better things I've been witness to in my time here.

Good show, OP, I can't say you're not a fag, but you delivered and then some.
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>>556691134

neva once did you abandon this thread

only continue to deliver

your like will not visit these parts often
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So what's wrong with being Jewish?
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ONE SQUIRT LEFT.
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.
THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS RUNNER-UP.

MAJORITY OF VOTES CHOOSE WHAT I DO WITH IT.
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>>556691394
Do you have any pets you can give an enema to?
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>>556691394
In the eye
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>>556691394
Masturbate with cleaner in your dick, Squirt while you Cum
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>>556690683
oh my god that's amazing
also op of this thread is not a faggot
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>>556691394

this guy.... if I live to /b half as good as this guy

captcha - iewrout priefthod
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>>556691394
If you have any pets, squirt it into them. You shouldn't have to ask me where.

>>556691493 dammit, too slow.
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>>556691394
cut yourself and pour the beer in
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>>556691394
>mfw op delivers
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>>556691493
NO PETS

>>556691516
I HAVE ONLY ONE GOOD EYE. WOULD PREFER TO NOT BE BLIND.

>>556691750
THIS ONE IS THE MOST POSSIBLE.
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>>556691516
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>>556691923


>>556691750
THIS ONE IS THE MOST POSSIBLE. - there are no words to describe the heights you have attained this day
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>>556691923
I don't know if you'd be able to actually sit in the cut. But you cant prob figure it out
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>>556691923
You won't go blind. I promise.
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>>556691923
If no pets the cutting yourself option I think is the best.
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>>556691369
everything
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THE TOOL.
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OP, people like you are the reason I still come to 4chan.
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>>556692650

the man does nothing by halves
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>>556692650
Is that a bayonet?

More and more interesting...
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>>556692650
Here we go guys
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>>556692650
Nice
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>>556692650
prepare for knighthood good sir
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>>556691394
you're amazing
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op is amazing
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>>556692650
get to printscreening fellas, OP is going down in the record books
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I TIED MY LEG UP AND ICED IT. THE BLADE PIERCED MY LEG FLESH. THE EAR CLEANER PIERCED DEEPER. THIS REALLY FUCKING HURTS GUYS.
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>>556693895
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

no words just a worship of sorts
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>>556693895
HOLY SHIT HE DID IT
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>>556693895
ayy lmao
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>>556693895
Op If you don't mind me asking how big are your balls?
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>>556693895
Embrace the pain, for you are a god.
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>>556693895
>>556693895
>>556693895
DUDE
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>>556693895
what the fuck YES
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>>556693895
Pics of the wound now
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>>556694121
see
>>556685654
look pretty heavy
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Are u drunk yet?
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>>556693895
Great, now go to the doc and get some antibiotics for the infection you will undoubtedly have from this. I would not want to see a based anon such as yourself die prematurely.
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>>556694424
Pretty sure OP is immortal.
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Post your face OP, we need visual identification for the record books.
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>>556693895
This thread is simply wonderful
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>>556694424

anon is immortal he shall not die
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>>556694532
agreed
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>>556694341
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>>556694424
Op could never be kill
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>>556694341
HERE YOU GO. I SLICED AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE TO HELP IT HEAL FASTER.
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>>556694959

i rate as based
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Are you feeling the booze op? isnt it spilling out of your asshole as you're running around doing this?
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>>556694959
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>>556694959
based op we will immortalize you after you turn into a zombie
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>>556694959
Clean with some water, soap. Show the scar. Anyway nice OP!
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The fact that he's been posting solely in caps makes this so much better.
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>>556694959
Op drunk now?
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>>556689067
good luck with your ear infection and UTI OP, I'm sure your GP is gonna get a good laugh out of it.
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>>556695193
Sinse most of the hype is over I'll respond in normal letters. Some leaking not enough to bother much tho.
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>>556679710
down both of them down as quick as you can that's really it unless you have other shit to help fuck you up
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>>556693895
Feeling drunk yet, OP?
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Is OP a based god?
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>>556695523
drink anal froth, live forever
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op has balls as big as saturn

with a hundred of him we could rid /b/ of cancer

with a thousand we could conquer the world
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>>556695536
You're late, buddy. You've missed out on glory.
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Did it work? Are you drunk?

and someone fuckin' make a collage or some shit, this is glorious.
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>>556695536
he already put it in his ass, peehole and mouth then cut a hole in his leg and put some in there too.
fuck u been mane
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>>556695496
Thinking OP is not immune to all of this.
>mfw
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OP, thank you for delivering.
This thread is legendary.
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http://4archive.org/b/thread/556679710
archived so future generations can appreciate tho
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>>556695920
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556679710
anon is based
was just about to
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>>556695375
I USE LOTION. FUCK THAT PUSSY SOAP SHIT
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>>556696182


where are you from anon... what is it you do in order to be able to achieve such things
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>>556696182
OP is actually god though guys
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>>556696182
wound gonna be moist as fuck, which is what we want
>>556696016
bruuuuh
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>>556696182
Dude, you can stop now, clean it up for the sake of your health dude. We've archived this thread, Moot will Knight you, and you will be famous
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>>556696398
FUCK
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Posting in legendary thread
This is on par with the guy that fucked the skull from the catacombs
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>>556679710
god damn OP, just...god damn.
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>>556696545
Archive link please?
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>>556696351
WEST VIRGINIA. LAND OF HILLS, INCEST, AND POURING BEER IN VARIOUS PAINFUL AREAS.
>>
But are you drunk yet?
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I'd feel bad if I didn't post in this god tier thread
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>>556696689

humble gday from ausfag

you started this wonderful thread OP, you should finish it
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>>556695536
your reading skills need practice.

OP is god.
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>mfw reading this thread
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>>556696669
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-13/skullfuck.jpg
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WHOA WHOA WHOA. I FOUND ONE OF THOSE TINY BOTTLES OF VODKA IN MY DESKL
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>>556697215
awwww sheeeit
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>>556697215
You know what to do OP
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>>556697215
uwot op
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>>556696583

10 posts above yours
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>>556696689
Holy shit OP
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>>556697215

Vodka in dick
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>>556696689
you golden nuclear god, you motherfucker YEAHHHHHHHHRGHHHHH
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>>556697215


tfw.jpg - MOAR
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>>556697407
DO IT
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>>556697215
And so the cycle repeats again.
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>>556697215
pour it in your eyes
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IM POURING VODKA IN BAD EYE.
THIS IS THE FINALE MY FRIENDS.
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>>556697215
vodka in asshole
all of it
dont ruin your dick you need to pass on your fearless genetics my friend
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>>556697204
>mfw that thread
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>>556697650
>>556697650
based op is gonna do it fuck yeah
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>>556697650

gods never die
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Best thread I've been in all month.>>556697650
>>556697650
>>556697650
>>556697650
>>556697650
>>556697650
LOL
>>
toppest of keks
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Take aspirin, it'll think your blood. Don't eat anything with them. You're welcome.
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HERE WE GOOOOOOO
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do it op, you will be immortalized in our hearts and minds forever.
>>556697407
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>>556697650
ye
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>>556697875
i don't see anything coming out of the bottle?
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>>556697875
goddamn
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>>556679710
tybg
lil b appreciates this mans courage
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>>556697875

ive never said this to a man in my five decades on this planet - but fuck i love you op and i find it sad we shall never meet
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OP YoU ARE A fuCKING GOd AMOnG MEN
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>>556698000
ITS A CLEAR LIQUID IN A LOWISH LIGHT ENVIRONMENT. IT HARD TO SEE WITH BLUR.

IN OTHER NEWS MY EYE BURN LIKE A MILLION SUNS.
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>>556698418

you shine like a billion suns OP
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>>556698418
7/15/2014
Never Forget
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>>556698418
It's beer why is it clear
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>>556698418
i love you op please continue being you, how drunk are you at this point?
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>>556698594

i don't want it to end

captcha - for ringladd
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op ur a fuckin faggot, u think your cool because you're pouring beer in you're ass and vodka in you're eyes? fuckin kid, go to bed. quit being a fuckass. pic related, its u
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>>556698643
HE POURED VODKA IN HIS EYE READ THE THREAD YOU FUCK >>556698643
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>>556698643
It's vodka you uncultured piece of shit
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>>556698643

Its vodka now
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>>556698763
youre in the wrong shop friend
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>>556698418
are you drunk yet?
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>>556698763
you go to bed you fucking faggot

I'd love to hang with OP
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I'm so glad I was a part of this.
7/15/14
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>>556698763
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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This thread
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>>556698925
>>556699026
>>556699239

stfu u fucken vergin fagots u think ur fukn cool makin some drink fuckass destry his body ur fukn nekbeards with no lifs lol fuk off faget

ps pic is u
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Hey op, listen to what I said. Take aspirin, and drink on an empty stomach. It'll maximize the effects.
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>>556699317
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>556699317

the insecurity and lack of reading skills is sitrong in this one
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>>556699480
ur a fgt
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>>556699480
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I MADE A NEW THREAD. I FOUND MORE SHIT TO DO. I DONT KNOW WHERE THE THREAD IS THO. FIND IT AND BUMP IF YOU CAN
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>>556699565
>sitrong
lrn 2 fukn speel vergin fgt
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/thread
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Someone screen cap this plz, this will go to /b/est of 4chun threads. Also, posting in legendary bread.
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>>556699642
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
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>>556693895
tip top kekkles
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>>556699317
>makin some drink fuckass
>makin
Because we held a gun to his head/dog/family.
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>>556699473
>>556699473
>>556699473
NEW THREAD GET IN HERE FAGGOTS.
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>>556700276
LETS FUCKING DO THIS
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http://4archive.org/b/thread/556679710
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>>556699712
Based OP you need to learn how to use the inbuilt 4chan script. Or are you that drunk already?
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bump for love
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Aspire to greatness /b/. Let this man be your guide.
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Bx posting in legendary thread
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>>556690656
browse /b/ for 2 hours, find thread
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>>556679710
my patron saint and savior. All hail the based God
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Inject them into your arm
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