>At a friends house
>Tells me he's been fapping to cheese pizza lately
>Says it real slow like I'm an autist
>"Cheeeeeeseeee Pizzzzaaaa? Know what that is?"
>Tell him to shut the fuck up course I do
>Says its the best fap he's ever had
>So wrong. So good.
>Say's I have to try it.
>Week later I decide to give it a go
>Have to wait 25 mins
>Answer the door in sunglasses and baseball hat, don't want to get caught
>Give the delivery driver cash without talking
>Rush back up to my room with the pizza
>Start the fap
>Staring at the crusty bits
>Concentrate on the grease
>30 mins and no end in sight
>Have to put on one of my old child molestation DVD's just to finish
>What gives guys?
>Is it because I ordered peperoni?
what he meant is wrapping the warm pizza around your dick and then fap, not just looking at it. And it goes best with quatro fromaggi, that topping is best soft
good luck op
Opened my mouth and repeatedly expelled air. Good show OP
a dvd you said?
Enjoy your raid.
i like to add a little Habanero sauce to my pizza beforehand, your pizza needs moar bite.
also suck some hard candy while fapping, its stimulating.
how did this get me
made me laugh
8/10, made me giggle.