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>Be me >At a friends house >Tells me he's been

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>Be me
>At a friends house
>Tells me he's been fapping to cheese pizza lately
>Says it real slow like I'm an autist
>"Cheeeeeeseeee Pizzzzaaaa? Know what that is?"
>Tell him to shut the fuck up course I do
>Says its the best fap he's ever had
>So wrong. So good.
>Say's I have to try it.
>Week later I decide to give it a go
>Have to wait 25 mins
>Answer the door in sunglasses and baseball hat, don't want to get caught
>Give the delivery driver cash without talking
>Rush back up to my room with the pizza
>Start the fap
>Staring at the crusty bits
>Nothings happening
>Concentrate on the grease
>Nothing
>Terrible fap
>30 mins and no end in sight
>Have to put on one of my old child molestation DVD's just to finish
>What gives guys?
>Is it because I ordered peperoni?
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>>554830941
got damn
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>>554830941
rofl 9/10
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>>554830941
>pepperoni
There's your problem
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I don't want any pepperoni near my cheese pizza
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>>554830941
what he meant is wrapping the warm pizza around your dick and then fap, not just looking at it. And it goes best with quatro fromaggi, that topping is best soft

good luck op
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Pepperoni are you a fucking amateur OP?
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Goddammit OP.
10/10
And yes pepperoni is the problem
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>>554830941
9/10 kek'd
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>>554830941
le funny cp maymay xD
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>>554830941
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>>554830941
you dun goofed son
>pepperoni
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Get the joke, but Peperoni pizza should stand for preteen porn.
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A new classic emerges from the muck!
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>>554830941
Did you tip the driver well?
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>>554830941
he said cheese pizza. not pepperoni you fucking beta. kid doesnt even know how to use memes.
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>>554830941
10/10
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>>554830941
kek
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>>554830941
>sunglasses and baseball hat
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>>554831715
die faggot
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Opened my mouth and repeatedly expelled air. Good show OP
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>>554830941
a dvd you said?
Enjoy your raid.
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>>554830941
>Have to put on one of my old child molestation DVD's just to finish
This should be the last line.
7/10
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>>554832538
>Welcome to ALDI
Confirmed for nigger poorfag
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>>554832538

D...Did you actually just take OP seriously?
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>>554832538
>not even a /b/ tab
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>>554830941
fuck, this has made me really hungry... looks lush
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>>554832538
0/10
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>cheese pizza
>cheese
>order pepperoni

Full retard.
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>>554832752
that date on the screenshot doe
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>>554832538

Holy fucking shit.

>being this new
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>>554832538
>09/20/13
nigger you're not even trying
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>>554830941
i like to add a little Habanero sauce to my pizza beforehand, your pizza needs moar bite.
also suck some hard candy while fapping, its stimulating.
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>>554832538
This is like john copypasta. nobody falls for it yet respond to it.
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>>554833057
you're wrong my friend, check these faggots taking the bait like the little retards they are:
>>554832716
>>554832924
>>554832752
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>>554830941
Legitimately lol'd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEoASUMZbI
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>>554831715

more than you are contributing faggot
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it's sad how many kids here think the cp is a joke and they go along with it
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>>554832538
>09/20/13
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>>554833320
im trying to be hopeful. surely they are not full retard?
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http://7Vd.cn/mqQX
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i have to shove green olives up my asshole then shit out strawberry milk all over my dick in order to fap
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speaking of cheese pizza whats the pw to this vola link?

http://volafile dot io/r/CFW1b4
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>>554830941

how did this get me
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>>554831443
you're fucking kidding, right?

fuckin, OP. biggest faggot ever.This guy is #2 faggot
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>>554830941
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>>554830941
Never let sausage near your cheese pizza OP
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>>554830941
That was beautiful.
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>>554830941
made me laugh
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>>554830941
8/10, made me giggle.
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>>554832538
http://1.usa.gov/1soUyr8

How it comes that bitly can use usa.gov addresses?
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Couldnt you have taken off the pepperoni? I no get it...
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>>554833320

See, you could be right, or you could be overestimating some moralfag nigger who came from leddit.
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>>554833739
my god
I'm scarred for life now!
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