Ask anything about /b/, or even the mysterious "other boards" that lie outside of /b/, and I will do my best to answer you.
Let's make you kids into productive shitposters.
How can I send the atheists on /pol/ into a raging shitstorm? Would starting a thread with a strawman argument and this gif work?
/pol/ isn't very atheist actually, and baiting them is harder than baiting /b/.
Attack Christianity and make the strawman convincing.
Google says Sonya123
It is a mystery
Yes, so long as it's not an automatic fingerbox
Our not-so-glorious leader.
>he owns the site
You can't. Anomalous is ded
You put a single '>' in front of your words to greentext
To safely remove system32 you must install Gentoo.
Google "how to triforce".
To Heaven put sage in the email field. This also keeps your post from bumping the thread.
Yes, /5/ and /z/. They are both ded.
My face when
For reference, tfw means "that feel when".
Because incest is win.
Win + Incest.
Buy a ShekelPass(TM)
In the box where you put your optional e-mail, you an type in "sage" to reply to the thread without bumping it. The result of this shows your ID as "Heaven." I'd do it, but I want to bump the thread.
ITT: Newfags can't triforce.
name of that chick please?
captcha; etlytat source
what a coincidence
That's a lowercase Q.
It's on the opposite side of the keyboard from P. Nobody can be this retarded.
/5/, if I remember correctly, was a board devoted to 5-related things (groups of five, things five feet tall, etc.)
/z/ was user-moderated. You could be /z/banned, which meant posting only on /z/.
Yes. Don't do it for at least a year after you arrive.
Roodypoo was a wordfilter for nigger.
You mom loves them because she's a whore.
The site name was banned for the longest time, so people just post the codes out of habit and to fuck with newfags.
A CP model. We will talk no more of her because I'm enjoying this thread.
do you guys still raid?
Last time /b/ was frozen I think that a large number of people went to /s4s/.
There's no off-site home for /b/ like there is for the other boards.
Small-scale and retardedly
Late at night.
The worst janitor seems to fall asleep on his hotpocket pile around 1 UTC-8.
Note: Saging doesn't just change your ID. It also keeps you from bumping the thread and is considered an insult on every board but /jp/.
I just love cocks so much anon
Im the real Heaven. fear me.
There's a copypastable version in the thread, keep it for reference
Hate everything, especially yourself. Use 4chan X and Adblock.
The people in trap threads just like traps.
Sanic is a shittily drawn Sonic the Hedgehog and symbolizes autism.
You become an oldfag by lurking .
It's a special property of the post form.
You use inb4 to predict things that will happen in the thread. It literally means "in before". OP cannot inb4 because you're OP and therefore in before everything.
Confirmed for true king of /b/
Consider suicide until it comes back up
i feel as though trap threads need their own board /trp/
it was a nice gay spice at first but its getting too much.
Interest in them has influenced all of /b/ and ive seen it happen.
Majority of gif or webms that get comments or are wanted are all of giving head or something a bit submissive.
the gay is slowly spreading throughout /b/ and therefore it is cancer.. even though /b/ is and always will be a big ol' faggot. This kind of faggottry is not our style.
my little pony was having the same effect and needed to get out..
and I'm not saying this as a hater.. Just as a witness. Im a complete faggot and theres nothing i like more than laying down and slappin on bitches clothing and watching sissy hypno till im dry
Anon, you're retarded. There is a bump limit set at 300, also called "autosage", after which no posts can bump the thread. The limit used to be at 500 until recently.
Putting sage in the email field signals displeasure and keeps that individual post from bumping the thread.
my gf, rate, no hate, pls pls pls
To elaborate, saging used to be a polite thing to do, especially if posting off topic. Recent years people take offense to saging due to not understanding the actual mechanics
whoa whoa whoa...lets not say stuff we cant take back now
Do you mean this girl?
That's Suisuiseki. She wasn't equivalent to a trollface, she was a character in Rozen Maiden. People used to spam "DESU" with pictures of her.
No. With Facebook photos, it is possible to retrieve public photos by copypasting the second string of the photo's filename after a Facebook URL.
Well, then you're getting into 2ch/textboard culture. On modern 4chan, saging is rude on every board but /jp/.
No. That's a GIF.
pretty sure those guys just go and warn the chicks that some creep is trying to hack their profile.... but they do go through a lot of effort making those threads look legit so who knows. The photobucket ones are legit at least but any retard can figure out how to find private stuff on there.
What does NEET mean?
I dont come on 4chan often anymore but I am sure there are other boards where saging is still considered polite. Surely /tg/?
Was it lickedclean.avi? Not sure, that seems like an awfully long time ago.
I feel you bra
A pleb is a poor, uneducated person so 'pleb tier' just refers to what their demographic uses. Shit clothes, cheap computers, poor choice in education if any etc
Pleb means commoner, average with a connotation of low class. Derived from plebeian. If your degree/country/hobby/whatever is in pleb-tier then it's shit.
I don't spend much time on /tg/ but I expect it would be like that.
Samefags can be identified by having the same ID. Heaven is not a samefag.
From a scene in Dragonball Z. Basically just means a lot. Dead meme, don't use it.
Spiderman is a thread derailer/spam
image. I don't know why Spiderman. I know /tv/ and /co/ are fond of Bane.
How do you guys stay alive? What do you live for? If it's for sex, what is your number 2 reason? Do you think you see women as equals? If so, do you honestly think you could say anything that you would say to a friend who's a guy to a girl? Sincerely, newfag
OP must leave. Someone else can take up my spoonfeeding mantle or the thread can die.
Also, ED and Bibanon. The newfag's friends.
Cockmongle, you faggot. And I forget who he is.
Because the derailers don't like wincest.
/z/ is for nothing because it doesn't exist anymore
And where did shiggy originate?
Meaning or back story?
How far do you scroll past page one? What's your style?
It's a mix.
>Originated from "I seriously hope you guys don't do this".
>Contracted to ISHYGDDT
>Phonetically pronounced as "I shiggy diggy"
/pol/ is a very conservative board filled with racists and muh freedoms patriots. It is mostly Christians who are against liberals, Jews, feminists, and the degenerate youth. That being said there are lots of trolls that are attracted to the board
/r9k/ is basically a filtered /b/.
No topic, but if you post something unoriginal (eg copypasta) you get muted for a certain period of time. the unofficial topic is "oh god I'm so lonely".
/s4s/ was originally a parody of "Shit Reddit Says", a SJW stronghold on Reddit. It's now developed into 4chan's ironic shitposting board.
/r9k/ is an experimental board that has a script written which does not allow reposts, encouraging new and creative content. If a poster is caught reposting it will usually result in a ban
Whenever I've been to /pol/ I've encountered more of muh Odins than Christians. Some seem to hate Jews so much they think Christianity is infected because It stems from Judaism. I just assumed these people were all trolls because it's 4chan.
>It is mostly Christians
It's mostly agnostic atheists, but there are definitely more Christians there than on most boards.
The odinfags are just trolls
Why do people post this picture when someone posts CP?
Chris Hansen. He hosted a show called "To Catch a Predator" where he baited and doxxed pedophiles.
motherless/<code goes here>
If you have 4chan X press Ctrl+S.
If you don't type them manually, [spoiler]like so[/spoiler]
Because I'm a gigantic faggot.
>What is/r9k/ about?
Originally it was a gentlemans /b/, but these days its for posting feels and talking about virginity past age 30.
It's a cancer containment board that funnily enough has the most OC.
That was a work-around faggot, it's actually used to not bump so threads can die, but still show them why they suck or how they're breaking rules
4chan-x dot just-believe dot in
Don't use that version, use this version
In the Filter options, put
It used to be polite, especially on slower boards, to not bump threads with off-topic replies.
>Who is heaven?
Read the thread faget
>What are dubs?
Repeating digits at the end of your post number. Disabled on /b/, obsessed over by /s4s/
>What is an hero?
To become an hero is to kill yourself.
Google Mitchell Henderson.
>What's the point of /r9k/?
I'm trying to treat it.
Spiderman thread take overs were used to spam a particular thread (wincest I think) to try to kill them, but now they're used everywhere by faggots who don't know what they're doing
How do I increase the volume in this movie?
just shut the fuck up already you goddamn retard. I swear, every time some idiot like you claims to know ANYTHING about the rules of 4chan.org, I slam them down. Do you even have any idea how long I've been coming here? At least 5 years. That's right, when you were in diapers I was trolling kids like you back left and right forward. I helped originate over half of the "rules" you posted, and it was up to me to curate them on a daily basis, as 4chan was ever-changing back then. But now, we just have stupid idiot retard children like you shitposting and making this place basically the next 9gag. do yourself and everyone a favor, and delete system32.
Depends on your media player/OS, but there should be a volume slider. If you're on Linux and there's no slider try alsamixer.
People want to know if their dicks look good
Also they belong on /soc/
There are no wordfilters anymore, but when there were you inserted non-printing characters halfway through the word.
Because there were entire threads devoting to rolling for dubs and trips
They have to be encoded that way or 4chan rejects them. WebMs found elsewhere do not have that restriction
We just love cock.
Fuck I started lurking /fit/ in 10 and zyzz brought me to /b/
Never posted a thing for at least 4 months after joining but I learned a lot tonight
We'll done fellas
newfag oldfag who cares? if you re new here respect and lurk till you figure shit out. then again there are so many shitpostr its hard for everyone new here to even know what the fuck they are doing.
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
This. Even the spoiler
Did he cut a hole in the snake or use the cloaca or what?
No motivation and /b/ doesn't know what the fuck to do anymore
Basically being the kind of faggot who likes shadow the hedgehog, violence, metal and shit like that. Its become a shitty buzzword however that newfags throw around at anything.
"Niggers tongue my anus"
Origin and story?? Meaning?
what actually matters is that newfags want to be oldfags, you kind of got it mixed up. newfags come here and want to be a part of something, if that sort of thing didn't exist and could just accept the manners of /b/ no-one would be annoyed. if you can't accept the manners of /b/ you just don't belong here.
I'm by no means an oldfag.
4chan.hta was Cornelia, though, right? I liked her. Moot turned off captcha as a test and she started posting again. ;-;
I just love cocks
You're using IE. Get a real browser.
Does this guide still apply to modern times?
Or 'for zyzz & for you'
Noko doesn't because noko is on by default.
Sage still applies.
Post number still applies.
Text modification sites still apply
Invisible character still applies but there are no wordfilters and no subject lines on /b/.
You can use it to post without a comment though.
Triforcing in that way is broken
I just use a standard pine fingerbox.
You liked her? It nearly destroyed us. Moot got rid of her, but we all know that Cornelia lives on somewhere.
You must hope OP that hts does not return.