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Newfag thread. Ask anything about /b/, or even the mysterious

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Newfag thread.

Ask anything about /b/, or even the mysterious "other boards" that lie outside of /b/, and I will do my best to answer you.

Let's make you kids into productive shitposters.
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allah akbar
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>>553532179
/thread
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Why is /b/ not my personal army?
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>>553532179
Thanks for the bump, anon
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>>553532267
Because you're a faggot
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>>553532074

How can I send the atheists on /pol/ into a raging shitstorm? Would starting a thread with a strawman argument and this gif work?
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>>553532267
Because we're lazy faggots and it's not our job to harass your ex for you.

>>553532379
This is also correct.
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>>553532074
Does she have a name? If so, what is it? I want to know.
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Who was phone?
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Is it safe to stick my dick in a fingerbox?
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What's a moot?
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how do i join anonymoose?
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>>553532480
miss you won't ever get to hit this because you're an ugly loser faggot browsing /b/
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How to greentext.
How to safely remove system 32
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>>553532453
/pol/ isn't very atheist actually, and baiting them is harder than baiting /b/.

Attack Christianity and make the strawman convincing.

>>553532480
Google says Sonya123

>>553532601
It is a mystery

>>553532614
Yes, so long as it's not an automatic fingerbox

>>553532705
Our not-so-glorious leader.
>he owns the site

>>553532780
You can't. Anomalous is ded
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>>553532074
How do I get more people to lurk on my threads without dumping porn
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how do i 4chan triangle
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how to
>Heaven
is the real question
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HOW DO I TRIFORCE XD

no seriously.
since when is this fucker heaven on /b/? is ut just me or is he quite new?
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Can haz steam gaem 4 free¿
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>>553533030
>>553532993

cry more faggots
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>>553533030
I've been here a good minuet
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Are there really any "hidden" boards?>>553532993
SAGE in email field.
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How is babby formed?
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>>553533030
fuck your'e idiots
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>>553532074

How do I access /5/ and /z/?
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>>553533228
stop hacking my account
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>>553533112
get on my plant's level
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What does "mfw" mean?
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>>553532853
You put a single '>' in front of your words to greentext
>like so

To safely remove system32 you must install Gentoo.

>>553532927
>>553532993
>>553533030
Google "how to triforce".
To Heaven put sage in the email field. This also keeps your post from bumping the thread.

>>553533237
Yes, /5/ and /z/. They are both ded.

>>553533298
See above
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>>553533053
I like the look of that id
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>>553532074
Should I do 100 situps?
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Why is it called winsest?
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How do I reverse the effect of backwards (l m n o) q
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how to captcha ?
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>>553533384
My face when
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>>553533395

Let's revive /5/
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fucking really?
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>>553533384
My face when
For reference, tfw means "that feel when".

>>553533053
No

>>553533430
Yes

>>553533480
Because incest is win.
Win + Incest.

>>553533512
What?

>>553533552
Buy a ShekelPass(TM)
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>>553533480
g8b8m8 no one is this dumb
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where are the ponnies?
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>>553533552
replace words with nigger
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>>553533030
In the box where you put your optional e-mail, you an type in "sage" to reply to the thread without bumping it. The result of this shows your ID as "Heaven." I'd do it, but I want to bump the thread.
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>>553533701
The letter after O is stuck in reverse see..

qqqqqqqqqqqq
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>>553533395
what were /5/ and /z/ about?
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Can someone buy me terraria on steam?
zerofox
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do people actually go to other boards?
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>>553532074
what is a roodypoo, and why does my mom love them?
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>>553533892
same for me, my d is droken
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???
???
ITT: Newfags can't triforce.
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>>553532074
name of that chick please?
pic related

captcha; etlytat source
what a coincidence
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Hate to admit it but I only joined a few months back, only thing I don't know are the video codes people keep posting. How and where do I run them?
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>>553533837
>>>/mlp/

>>553533892
That's a lowercase Q.
It's on the opposite side of the keyboard from P. Nobody can be this retarded.

>>553533965
/5/, if I remember correctly, was a board devoted to 5-related things (groups of five, things five feet tall, etc.)

/z/ was user-moderated. You could be /z/banned, which meant posting only on /z/.

>>553534036
Yes. Don't do it for at least a year after you arrive.

>>553534123
Roodypoo was a wordfilter for nigger.
You mom loves them because she's a whore.
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>>553533512
>>553533892
>>553534127

im fucking lost
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who was cat goddes?
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how become oldfag and gain people respect ?
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>>553533965

/5/ - everything related to the number 5

/z/ - imagine /b/ but more retarded
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hello /B/
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>>553534294

THANKS ANON
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>>553534230
wow it worked

????
????
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>>553534289
Motherless.

The site name was banned for the longest time, so people just post the codes out of habit and to fuck with newfags.

>>553534301
A CP model. We will talk no more of her because I'm enjoying this thread.

>>553534323
Lurk moar
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If shit hits the fan on /b/, what board did /b/ros use for refuge?
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>>553532074
do you guys still raid?
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>>553534628
Last time /b/ was frozen I think that a large number of people went to /s4s/.

There's no off-site home for /b/ like there is for the other boards.

>>553534674
Small-scale and retardedly
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>>553534558
honestly I was wondering about that
I used to love motherless but it stopped working but people kept acting like it did.

fucking 4chan
my jimmies
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>>553534230
>>553534552
Let me try!
?
??
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Who was Lukeywes1234 and why is he the true king of /b/?
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>>553534552
Copy paste doesn't count, faggot.
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>>553534628

I go to /wsg/ /an/ and /pol/
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That feels great.
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>>553534808
/x/. The answer was /x/. I havent had to go there for a while though.
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why the lack of raids? i never contributed but always found them humorous to see the outcome in the threads
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>>553534981
Silly anon, Dillon the Hacker is king of /b/
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>>553532074
Why didn't you listen?
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>>553535330
We could have stopped it.
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>>553535326
Why are there so many German threads here on /b/?
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>>553534820
motherless still exists doof
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>>553534628
/x/
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>>553535539
Probably something to do with Krautchan.
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Why is boxxy the queen of /b/
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>>553535079
You fuckers killed /x/. /x/ used to be /tg/'s waifu until it got flooded and the original userbase left.
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How do id heaven?
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>>553535736
Actually, only two to three people in these threads are from Krautchan, the rest went over to 4chan some time ago or never was on Krautchan.
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>>553535938

How do I post?
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when are mods asleep?
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>>553535831
*was
Because /b/ took a liking to her retarded videos and annoying mode of speech.

>>553535938
>>553536070
You did it, champ.
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trying heaven thingy
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>>553535539
because the fuhrer would expect no less.
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>>553536167
When they don't seem to be monitoring.
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Why is OP such a faggot ?
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>>553535927
Well yeah, but it was funny. Plus would you rather /b/tards invaded all of 4chan or just /x/??
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>>553534295
same

help newfag helping op
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>hi
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heaven?
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What else should I know
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How do you triforce?
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>>553536167
Late at night.

The worst janitor seems to fall asleep on his hotpocket pile around 1 UTC-8.

>>553536253
>>553536587
Note: Saging doesn't just change your ID. It also keeps you from bumping the thread and is considered an insult on every board but /jp/.

>>553536414
I just love cocks so much anon
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why so many trap threads? are you guys trying to find the next bailey jay?
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what is sanic? how do i become a oldfag?
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Im the real Heaven. fear me.
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>>553532074
what was under 'a' where useless.avi was under 'u'?
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>>553536765
whats your powers?
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why is OP always a fag?
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>>553536643
What are the official rules for inb4?
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>>553536863
I'll create endless Reddit type threads on /b/ forever. also I only come in summer.
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is there any exception to rule 34 ?
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I go to b so I can talk to productive shitposters and show them how shitty what they're doing is compared to what I do.

Ahm AWEZOME
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>>553534808
what do when 4chan goes down?
>>
? ?
???
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>>553536643
>actually it's from when there was a bump limit and has shit to do with insulting, but nice try
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>>553536638
There's a copypastable version in the thread, keep it for reference

>>553536629
Hate everything, especially yourself. Use 4chan X and Adblock.

>>553536704
The people in trap threads just like traps.

>>553536757
Sanic is a shittily drawn Sonic the Hedgehog and symbolizes autism.

You become an oldfag by lurking .

>>553536886
It's a special property of the post form.

>>553536940
You use inb4 to predict things that will happen in the thread. It literally means "in before". OP cannot inb4 because you're OP and therefore in before everything.

>>553537028
Confirmed for true king of /b/

>>553537068
No

>>553537125
Consider suicide until it comes back up
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?
??


I am officially an oldfag. i can fucking triforce due to the genius of this fine op
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>>553534820
Still works...
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No bumps 5 u
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>>553536704
i feel as though trap threads need their own board /trp/

it was a nice gay spice at first but its getting too much.

Interest in them has influenced all of /b/ and ive seen it happen.

Majority of gif or webms that get comments or are wanted are all of giving head or something a bit submissive.

the gay is slowly spreading throughout /b/ and therefore it is cancer.. even though /b/ is and always will be a big ol' faggot. This kind of faggottry is not our style.

my little pony was having the same effect and needed to get out..

and I'm not saying this as a hater.. Just as a witness. Im a complete faggot and theres nothing i like more than laying down and slappin on bitches clothing and watching sissy hypno till im dry
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>>553537129
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>>553532074
What's with girl trollface early 4chan equivalent?where did it came from?
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>>553537220
Anon, you're retarded. There is a bump limit set at 300, also called "autosage", after which no posts can bump the thread. The limit used to be at 500 until recently.

Putting sage in the email field signals displeasure and keeps that individual post from bumping the thread.
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>>553537464
>confirmed for newfag
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are the posts claiming to hack or retrieve private photos on instagram and facebook real?
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what is torchan and are the oldfags hiding there?
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>am i cool now?
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my gf, rate, no hate, pls pls pls
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Also just for info /b/ is one of the worst boards on whole 4chan if you wonder.
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>>553537464
>>553537618
To elaborate, saging used to be a polite thing to do, especially if posting off topic. Recent years people take offense to saging due to not understanding the actual mechanics
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Is it actually the FBI in the picture of the naked girl that when you click switches to a warning?
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>>553537750
whoa whoa whoa...lets not say stuff we cant take back now
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How do I search videos on Mless with those codes (ex A45CDE), I type them into the search bar but it gives me different videos.
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>>553537454
Do you mean this girl?

That's Suisuiseki. She wasn't equivalent to a trollface, she was a character in Rozen Maiden. People used to spam "DESU" with pictures of her.

>>553537642
No. With Facebook photos, it is possible to retrieve public photos by copypasting the second string of the photo's filename after a Facebook URL.

>>553537805
Well, then you're getting into 2ch/textboard culture. On modern 4chan, saging is rude on every board but /jp/.

>>553537838
No. That's a GIF.

>>553537750
Correct
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how do i shot web
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>>553537838
No. But to see some really good porn search for "lolita" at imagefap.com
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>>553538069
Type the URL with a slash at the end, and then paste the code.

>>553538092
lol i dunno
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>>553537805
since you are more capable I direct
>>553536814
this to you
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>>553532074
y did zyzz die
>>
testing Heaven
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>>553537642
pretty sure those guys just go and warn the chicks that some creep is trying to hack their profile.... but they do go through a lot of effort making those threads look legit so who knows. The photobucket ones are legit at least but any retard can figure out how to find private stuff on there.
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>>553532074
What is a finger box?
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>>553532074
>How do I anti-greentext?
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What does NEET mean?
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i can a heaven pls
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????
???? ha!
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enough is enough
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>>553538572
>look at this fucking newfag
No, it's just a joke. Google fingerboxes.

>>553538640
Not in
Education
Employment or
Training
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>>553538072
I dont come on 4chan often anymore but I am sure there are other boards where saging is still considered polite. Surely /tg/?

>>553538263
Was it lickedclean.avi? Not sure, that seems like an awfully long time ago.
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i can't seem to figure out the origin of the "pleb tier." don't want to shame myself by google searching it. can you fill me in?
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>>553538765
I feel you bra
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>>553538263
Also, if thats a real question, start by googling "normal porn for normal people".
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>>553532074
btw OP, i would like to know how to reveal ''samefags'' -- ultrafag becasue of asking
>bakedfag frank
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>>553539018
A pleb is a poor, uneducated person so 'pleb tier' just refers to what their demographic uses. Shit clothes, cheap computers, poor choice in education if any etc
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>>553538818
what does it mean over 900?
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>>553532074
What's with spiderman threads ?
Also why not Batman, or other superhero threads ?
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Is it possible to tell the difference between a summerfag dick and an oldfag dick withouth mentioning it.
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>>553539349
Who is this john that says hes better than everyone? Why he always drink gray gooses?
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>>553534230
Awesome it works!
???
???
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>>553539018
Its roman. I think it was just the name for the working class. I'd just google it.
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>>553532074
?
? ?
TEACH ME OP
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how to triforce?
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How do triforce ?
Why spiderman take control of all threads ?
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>>553539528
Why u post pic of plain cheese pizza. pepperoni always good 2
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>>553539427
>>
? ?
????
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>>553534820
donworry, mommy not is still working. You are just an idiot anon.
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>>553539018
Pleb means commoner, average with a connotation of low class. Derived from plebeian. If your degree/country/hobby/whatever is in pleb-tier then it's shit.

>>553538905
I don't spend much time on /tg/ but I expect it would be like that.

>>553539281
Samefags can be identified by having the same ID. Heaven is not a samefag.

>>553539349
Over 9000*.
From a scene in Dragonball Z. Basically just means a lot. Dead meme, don't use it.

>>553539427
Spiderman is a thread derailer/spam

image. I don't know why Spiderman. I know /tv/ and /co/ are fond of Bane.

>>553539528
Old copypasta
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How do you triforce?
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>>553539775
Copypastable version in thread
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>>553539204
>tfw I am not alone
>mfw we went to heaven together that day
>mfw i have no face
>inb4 sages with image
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How do you guys stay alive? What do you live for? If it's for sex, what is your number 2 reason? Do you think you see women as equals? If so, do you honestly think you could say anything that you would say to a friend who's a guy to a girl? Sincerely, newfag
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Whois grin man?
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why all wincest threads are derailed with spidey pics?
>>
what is /z/ for?
>>
Googling How to tri-foce shows you the old way of doing it. 4chan changed something about 2 years back. You Can't do it that way anymore.
>>
BOLLOCKS
>>
OP must leave. Someone else can take up my spoonfeeding mantle or the thread can die.

Also, ED and Bibanon. The newfag's friends.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/
https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/

>>553540049
Cockmongle, you faggot. And I forget who he is.

>>553540172
Because the derailers don't like wincest.

>>553540193
/z/ is for nothing because it doesn't exist anymore
>>
?
? ? pls work
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>>553540403
no trash, you're retarded. go type in the fucking url
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>>553540403
*cockmongler

fug :^)
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>>553540403
Thanks I literally couldn't remember his original name
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And where did shiggy originate?
Meaning or back story?
>>
???
???
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How far do you scroll past page one? What's your style?
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>>553534230
?
??
wow i did it
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>>553538072
>>553538905
>File: Suiseiseki.full.444117.jpg (593 KB, 1600x1200)
No the one that is small pixelated in green skirt., can't find it.
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>>553540983
Use the Catalog instead
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Dont die on me
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Is /pol/ full of trolls? Or are they completely serious?
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>>553538231
Thinking of writing a book about 4chan?
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>>553539719
closer, faggot
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>>553542408
It's a mix.

>>553542448
Ugh, no

>>553540876
>Originated from "I seriously hope you guys don't do this".
>Contracted to ISHYGDDT
>Phonetically pronounced as "I shiggy diggy"
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>>553533317
>>553533280
>>553533228
Ladies, ladies...shut your whore mouths
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>>553542408
/pol/ is a very conservative board filled with racists and muh freedoms patriots. It is mostly Christians who are against liberals, Jews, feminists, and the degenerate youth. That being said there are lots of trolls that are attracted to the board
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>>553542785
Do it, newfags will buy it.
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>>553543127
Like "Epic Win for Anonymous"?

I could write something similar to that.
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What are /r9k/ and /s4/ boards about? I just dont get it
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>>553543304
Put trollfaces on cover, and lots of pictures inside. ppl will love it
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>>553532074

Is it possible to find a girl to fuck irl on /b/?
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>>553543374
/r9k/ is basically a filtered /b/.
No topic, but if you post something unoriginal (eg copypasta) you get muted for a certain period of time. the unofficial topic is "oh god I'm so lonely".

/s4s/ was originally a parody of "Shit Reddit Says", a SJW stronghold on Reddit. It's now developed into 4chan's ironic shitposting board.
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>>553532074
? ?
???
>>
>>553543374
/r9k/ is an experimental board that has a script written which does not allow reposts, encouraging new and creative content. If a poster is caught reposting it will usually result in a ban
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>>553543084
Whenever I've been to /pol/ I've encountered more of muh Odins than Christians. Some seem to hate Jews so much they think Christianity is infected because It stems from Judaism. I just assumed these people were all trolls because it's 4chan.
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>>553543751
No. Try /soc/, though you won't get much better luck.
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What's the deal with chocolate milk?
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>how do I sage or greentext
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>>553543881
/pol/ blames literally everything on the Jews
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>>553544005
Chocolate milk is amazing.
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>>553543793
?
? ?
>>
?
??
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>>553543084
>It is mostly Christians
It's mostly agnostic atheists, but there are definitely more Christians there than on most boards.
The odinfags are just trolls
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>>553544137
Why do people get banned for dumping it in the sink, or for saying it's gross?
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am i heaven yet
>>
I've been on 4chan for a few months now, and this thread had actually been pretty helpful, Op's a little less of a faggot
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What the hell are those /12949029 or whatever codes for, I know they are videos.
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>>553544312
If you waste a drink as amazing as chocolate milk you deserve a ban.
[spoiler]The mods are just being ironic[/spoiler]

>>553544469
Glad to help.
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Why do people post this picture when someone posts CP?
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>>553544194
?
? ?
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>>553544595
Mtherless
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I could never figure out, how do I make my post blacked out as a spoiler on other boards?
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Because that's Chris Hansen, the host of To Catch A Predator, a show that exploits pedophiles.
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Why would you help them
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>>553544895
for
>>553544660
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>>553544469
Ive been here on and off for two years and learned alot tonight
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>>553544660
Chris Hansen. He hosted a show called "To Catch a Predator" where he baited and doxxed pedophiles.

>>553544595
motherless/<code goes here>

>>553544751
If you have 4chan X press Ctrl+S.
If you don't type them manually, [spoiler]like so[/spoiler]

>>553544943
Because I'm a gigantic faggot.
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Why can't I get dubs on/b/?
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How do I spot a samefag in other boards?
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>>553533030
poop
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>>553545304
Moot disabled them
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>>553545185
What is 4chan X
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>>553543374
>What is/r9k/ about?

Originally it was a gentlemans /b/, but these days its for posting feels and talking about virginity past age 30.

>s4s
It's a cancer containment board that funnily enough has the most OC.
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With 4chan X, how do I filter all the trap posts?
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>>553532074

hey it works! Oh sorry
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>>553537220
That was a work-around faggot, it's actually used to not bump so threads can die, but still show them why they suck or how they're breaking rules
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What does duckroll mean. Why don't people say WinRAWR anymore?
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>>553545420
4chan-x dot just-believe dot in
Don't use that version, use this version
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x

>>553545532
In the Filter options, put
/trap/i

>>553545737
It used to be polite, especially on slower boards, to not bump threads with off-topic replies.
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>>553533859
Let me try
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Who is heaven?
What are dubs?
What is an hero?
What's the point of /r9k/?
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so much cancer in this thread...i always thought im a newfag, now i know im not
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>>553546028
>Who is heaven?
Read the thread faget

>What are dubs?
Repeating digits at the end of your post number. Disabled on /b/, obsessed over by /s4s/

>What is an hero?
To become an hero is to kill yourself.
Google Mitchell Henderson.

>What's the point of /r9k/?
Filtered /b/.

>>553546061
I'm trying to treat it.
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>>553539427
Spiderman thread take overs were used to spam a particular thread (wincest I think) to try to kill them, but now they're used everywhere by faggots who don't know what they're doing
>>
Wiw
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Whats with dick rating threads
>>
>>553532074
How do I increase the volume in this movie?
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>>553545389
Why?
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>>553532074
How can I bypass the word filters?
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Why do all webm not have sound?
>>
>>553532074
Why is OP always a faggot?
>>
neat
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Why does /pol/ hate jews so much?
>>
Sauce for the GIF, his name is Lina merkalina
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Why does he wear the mask?
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>>553544450
just shut the fuck up already you goddamn retard. I swear, every time some idiot like you claims to know ANYTHING about the rules of 4chan.org, I slam them down. Do you even have any idea how long I've been coming here? At least 5 years. That's right, when you were in diapers I was trolling kids like you back left and right forward. I helped originate over half of the "rules" you posted, and it was up to me to curate them on a daily basis, as 4chan was ever-changing back then. But now, we just have stupid idiot retard children like you shitposting and making this place basically the next 9gag. do yourself and everyone a favor, and delete system32.
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>>553546932
Depends on your media player/OS, but there should be a volume slider. If you're on Linux and there's no slider try alsamixer.

>>553546930
People want to know if their dicks look good
Also they belong on /soc/

>>553547048
There are no wordfilters anymore, but when there were you inserted non-printing characters halfway through the word.

>>553547039
Because there were entire threads devoting to rolling for dubs and trips

>>553547085
They have to be encoded that way or 4chan rejects them. WebMs found elsewhere do not have that restriction

>>553547240
We just love cock.
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>>553544469
Fuck I started lurking /fit/ in 10 and zyzz brought me to /b/
Never posted a thing for at least 4 months after joining but I learned a lot tonight
We'll done fellas
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>>553532074
Post pics of her dick please!
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>>553547314
Because they beleive they are behind pretty much all bad things in the world
[spoiler]they are[/spoiler]
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>>553546061
you're still a newfag, you wouldnt care otherwise. you see how I commented and gave a shit about your shitty post? I'm a newfag as well.
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newfag oldfag who cares? if you re new here respect and lurk till you figure shit out. then again there are so many shitpostr its hard for everyone new here to even know what the fuck they are doing.
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Why hasn't there been a good raid in a while? DO the mods just delete the threads?
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>>553547340
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

>>553547538
>>553547314
This. Even the spoiler

>>553547687
Did he cut a hole in the snake or use the cloaca or what?

>>553547713
No motivation and /b/ doesn't know what the fuck to do anymore
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define ''edge''
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>>553547949
Something that the poster doesn't like
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>>553532074
What the fuck is nonokosage?
Or just nonoko?
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>>553547949
Basically being the kind of faggot who likes shadow the hedgehog, violence, metal and shit like that. Its become a shitty buzzword however that newfags throw around at anything.
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>>553534230
?
??

Wow it worked. Nice!
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>>553548051
nonoko sends you back to the index after you post in a thread if you're not using an extension/quick reply.
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>>553534628
usually it's considered time for a sleepover at /x/
that or /pol/ and maybe /v/
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Why are you a faggot
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"Niggers tongue my anus"
Origin and story?? Meaning?
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>>553547687
what actually matters is that newfags want to be oldfags, you kind of got it mixed up. newfags come here and want to be a part of something, if that sort of thing didn't exist and could just accept the manners of /b/ no-one would be annoyed. if you can't accept the manners of /b/ you just don't belong here.
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>>553548197
?
??
>>
>>553532074
Are you an oldfag OP? If so, do you remember 4chan.hta? The beautiful brown box
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>>553548051
HAHAHAH
>>
???
???
>>
Why?
>>
Why post sinks and how did it come about?
>>
>>553548475
?
??
>>
>>553542408
Why wont webMs work on my computer?
>>
>>553548323
I gotcha OP.

It's because he's OP
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>>553549015
???
???
>>
>>553549015
???
???
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>Can I greentext?
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>>553548519
I'm by no means an oldfag.
4chan.hta was Cornelia, though, right? I liked her. Moot turned off captcha as a test and she started posting again. ;-;

>>553548804
Hidden CP

>>553548323
I just love cocks

>>553549191
You're using IE. Get a real browser.
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Does this guide still apply to modern times?
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  ?
? ?
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>>553532074
I don't know if anyone has seen it but OP's ID is 4zz4u

Ass for you
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???
???
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>>553539873
>>
>>553540983
use the catalog
>>
What model of finger box do you prefer?
>>
>>553549371
?ou ?lq?qo??
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>>553549371
Basically
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>>553549406
Or 'for zyzz & for you'
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Noko doesn't because noko is on by default.
Sage still applies.
Post number still applies.
Text modification sites still apply

Invisible character still applies but there are no wordfilters and no subject lines on /b/.

You can use it to post without a comment though.

Triforcing in that way is broken

>>553549607
I just use a standard pine fingerbox.
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>>553549360
You liked her? It nearly destroyed us. Moot got rid of her, but we all know that Cornelia lives on somewhere.
You must hope OP that hts does not return.
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>>553549371
Just tried this shit and it failed.
?
??
This is using Alt+255 for spaces.
?
? ?
This is using Alt + 20000 for spaces.
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>>553548740
Why is this so funny?

And also, why do people use Spidey to derail Wincest threads? Why Spidey?
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