>Me >In grocery store getting dinner with girl >suddenly a wild autist appears >little boy like 10 or 18 or some shit >running around yelling "PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE" over and over again >mother frantically trying to calm him down >"JEREMY! Remember your calm place!" >He finally calms down and she gives him like some faggy toy to focus his semi-tardo attention on >Turn to girl >"Let's follow him" >Walk right next to mom with kid >"Hey babe, did you hear about the PLANE crash the other day?" >Autist perks up >"PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE!!!" >Mother glares at me, and runs over to calm tardo down >Proceed to do this for an hour straight >Laughed so hard I literally peed >In my Hugo Boss undies
here, I got one. >> was in supermart >> trying to shop >> watching this kid run around and terrorize >> He is biting people >> mom is busy on the phone >> fucker bites me >> I scream at kid >> YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW >> mom runs over to me >> "dont scream at my baby blahblah >> Lady you dont understand. I HAVE FUCKING HIV >> mom's fw >>MFW I paid for my shit and left
>>551925523 Probably boring, but I actually did have a close encounter last weekend. I'm in the grocery store, trying to avoid people, but I keep crossing paths with a middle-aged woman and her son (I guess?) who appeared to be early 20's.
At first I ignored it, but then I noticed the boy was kinda "dancing", like making odd movements and turning in circles. Then he starts moving one arm/hand in a weird way, kinda like he had an invisible puppet he was talking to.
I still almost wrote it off until I had to pass by him really close, and I noticed he was making a kinda "whimpering" sound, like a dog or something, and I was all I could do not to bust out laughing.
I finally get up to the checkout, and I'll be Goddamned, guess who was in front of me in line..... I know I'm a horrible person, but I was holding in laughter the whole time.....
It's a boring story, I guess, but it's all TRUE! THEY LIVE!!!
>dumb whore cousin gets knocked up by a nigger >asks me for advice >tell her to coat hanger it >she doesn't >it comes out with downsyndrome >the dad smother's my cousin and the baby >i inherit her xbox
>Me >In grocery store getting dinner with girl >suddenly a wild autist appears >little boy like 10 or 18 or some shit >running around yelling "PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE" over and over again >mother frantically trying to calm him down >"JEREMY! Remember your calm place!" >He finally calms down and she gives him like some faggy toy to focus his semi-tardo attention on >Turn to girl >"Let's follow him" >Walk right next to mom with kid >"Hey babe, did you hear about the PLANE crash the other day?" >Autist perks up >"PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE!!!" >Tard hit the floor >everybody do the dinosaur
>Be in my house alone >Some neighbor has visitors,they have an autist kid >Kid sneak away from his parents >Ends up in my house >Locks himself there >I wake up to the sounds of the kid breaking my plates what the fuck >See the kid through the door(it has a glass on it) >Wat.jpeg >I know the neighbor and tell him what is happening >Parents go wild >Breaks my window to get the kid out >Didn't want to pay for the damages >"THE KID IS AUTISTIC HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!" >They were niggers
>be me >be with mom in walmart >mom sees her friend >friend has autistic friend >autistic as in, if there was a reward for being the most autistic person in the world, he'd win >i mean this kid is really fucking autistic >well this kid is just staring at me >puts finger as a gun >puts it like 3 inches away from my face and I shit you not >he starts going "pow pow pow pow pow" very loud >im getting annoyed >mom notices >friend wont stfu or stop her son >keeps doing it >5 minutes go by >losing my shit >friend finally shuts her face about soap or some shit >starts leaving >no, retard wants to stay >starts walking around store >little tardface behind me >still doing it >10 minutes later he stops >ah hes gone >lolnope.jpg >grabs my arm >turns me around >asks me if I play CoD
thats when I noticed, only autistic kids play Call of Duty
>Be at friend's house >Sitting in the backyard >His neighbors were having guests over >a little autistic kid were one of them >There was a fence seperating the two backyards >Kid gets on a chair so his above the fence >Starts talking autistic to us and made noises like "THUN THUN" >We laugh but ignore him >The kid does it again and this throws a tenis ball at us >Hits my friends drink and it spills all over him >While all that happens still shouting "THUN THUN" >Friend has a short temper throws back the ball >Hits the kid >The kid is falling as he shouting "THUN THUN" >Ran into the house hoping his parents wont be mad >The kids parents thought he fell.
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