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So, apparently this is a thing: http://www.dildo-generator

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So, apparently this is a thing:

http://www.dildo-generator.com/

Design your ideal dildo. Order it. And shove it up your gaping butthole.

What will you build?
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TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE!
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>>548740517
The Warm Up
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>>548740517
welp
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The Leaning Tower of Penis
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>filename
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>>548740517
Can someone design the perfect horsecock dildo? Bad Dragon is expensive... unless there are places that sell ones like Chaneunflared without the price of chanceunflared, this might be my best bet.
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>>548741614
Search for a picture of a fucking horse dick. Seriously what a lazy fat fuck.
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>>548741614

How does one define the perfect horsecock dildo? I mean, even putting aside preferential issues like length, girth, and colour, you'd still need basic design considerations like whether or not it flares.
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>>548741614
got you /b/ro
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>>548741614
night love story
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So I call this "Looking for signal".
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>>548742248
>The Alfred Hitchcock
My sides are in orbit
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>>548742248

I just sat here for 15 minutes and just about managed a mushroom cloud, fuck you
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It's built to meet my standards
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I'm just trying to lift bro
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>>548742134
Put the plug portion in, and let the sat dish search for the time of your life
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>>548742727

>the thought of it scanning in a slow arc
>sides, gone
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One way street
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>>548740517
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>>548743004
fuckin' lol'd so hard
So brilliant
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>>548742645
>>548742248
>>548742134
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the jew: 16liter of pleasure into your asshole
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The wise wizard
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>>548741614
horse cocks are not rotation invariant, sorry bro
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>>548743004
Would have that inserted in my sissy ass
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checkmate
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>Filename
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>>548743635
how cool would it be to order a complete chess figure set made of dildos
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>>548743635

I'm imagining somone getting that and winding up with a single large, floppy silicone chess piece hanging around in their bedroom.

I'm imagining them explaining to their parents just what it is when it gets discovered.

I approve.
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>>548743635
winrar.
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>>548743857

Merry Christmas, /b/!
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>>548743635

impressive
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>>548741614
Why oh why did I delete my perfect horse-cock model? I had the perfect one, but I'm too drunk too recreate it now
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I call this the daffy dick
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>>548744330
i'd stick my penis in that
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can you feel it mr.krabs?
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>>548743790
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let it rip
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>>548744687
holy shit I'm dying here.
This thread is awesome
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>>548742248
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>>548744887
she's dead, not a fucking beyblade!
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>>548745078
hahahaha
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>>548743790
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>>548745078
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>>548745078
Where do I know that quote from?
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>>548745376
some threads 3 or 4 days ago
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>>548745376
>she's dead, not a fucking beyblade
idk i just google searched it and found a beyblade / walking dead fanfic....................wut
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>>548745376
most guilty fap you had thread few days ago
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>>548745376
I don't remember but it's something about a guy jacking off to a photo from the morgue.

and the other guy made a pun that was like show some respect she's a woman not a bay blade. maybe some one said I'll let it rip or something i don't remember.
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>>548745714
see
>>548745597
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oh god, imagine the anal pleasure
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>>548745376
see
>>548745597
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>>548745906
call it
> thekaleidoscope
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>>548745376
a previous thread
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>>548741614
Done
Not perfect
Impossible to make perfect unless you have too much time.
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>>548740517

I call it the Midway Surprise.

Or maybe the Pretty Pink Permaplug.
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>>548743635
how much would this run if i were to order it?
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>>548746124

Well done, m80. Before I even saw the post of the guy you were responding to, I was liek

>dat b a horsescock lul
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no one will ever use it.
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>>548745597
I don't get it
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>>548746450
winrar
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somebody make fedora
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>>548746450
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>>548746268
between 50 and 60 € actually (depending on if you want it in silicone or just the mold), it's not that expensive. I don't know where they ship to and for how much added cost though (most of it is Europe-based, the 3D-printer they use is in Berlin). Read up on it on the site itself.
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for the anon who wanted a horsecock, here's 27 inches of pure silicone you flaming faggot
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>>548740517
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Just think gentlemen, soon we'll be able to 3d print these badboys.
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.
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>>548746721
I just barfed in my mouth a little imagining using that. Still impressive though.
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>>548746752

Nice. Prepare for a ruptured bowel, tho.

Or you could sell it to women as The Abortionist. "Get off while you take care of last month's little mistake!"
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baloon :D
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>>548746620
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>>548742248
Oh lord!
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The Treacherous Toddler
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>>548747206
>The Treacherous Toddler
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>>548747061
omg
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>>548747206
>>548747276

top notch
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it glows in the dark, so you read a book while your boyfriend has it in
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>>548747418
forgot pic....
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>>548746450
The Elliot Rodgerer
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>>548746815
You can, it's just complicated a bit because you have to send them the created 3D file and wait for ages for it to arrive.

>wait a bit till big home 3D printers are cheaper (the small ones already available are too weak)
>pirate some CAD software that is used in industrial gear making (because you can design every single fucking mm-wide detail with it)
>???
>profit (and literal butthurt)

You'd still have to only print molds and fill them with silicone, but holy shit, I want to shove a lifesize bust of Putin up my arse, that popular butt plug with his face just doesn't cut it.
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>>548747520
Amazing
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the terrorist target
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>>548747535
this comment, fuck my sides
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>>548747206
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> the academy award
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>>548747582
top kek yes
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>>548747668
Oh brave sir Lance, the stories they shall tell about you.
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>>548747276
Propainus.
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>>548747850
>still making that cancer
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>>548747850
Dildoge
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>>548747994
>inb4 too soon
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>>548748086
Too Dildo
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>>548747994
too
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>>548745597
>tfw I was there, and it was glorious.
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>>548748217
soon
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>>548747848
why even have that printed?

>the original is organic
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>Das moot
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>>548746752
Not gonna lie, this is actually legit
`
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>>548744330
Are you me?
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>>548748274
pray tell how wide and tall this is exactly (can't see it from pic)... I could use it as pic related while still violating my bunghole.
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>>548746450
The Supreme Gentleman
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Designed a chair, only for 18+
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>>548748997
about 100mm fat and 160 mm short
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>>548749201
Oh. Not adequate for bouncing, more than great for self analysing (GET IT).
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The Willy Bonka
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>filename
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can anyone make a perfect sphere?

this is as close as i can get
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>>548743790
Would the black pieces be bigger than the white ones, I mean we already know white goes first?
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>>548747668
Loras be happy.
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can anyone make a perfect sphere?

this is as close as i can get
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>Filename
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The Heisenberg
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>>548746124
looks like you already have too much time
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>pull it out
>age 7 years
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>>548752362
how do i multiple points.....
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Question /b/
You're being forced to get fucked by a dildo in this thread. Which do you choose?
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Please say someone has a screen cap of last time we did this - "The Euphoric Gentleman" and it was literally a face tipping a fedora.
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>>548748997
http://www.discreet-romance.com/rider-ball-wplug-adult-sex-toys-13182.html
http://www.discreet-romance.com/realistic-rider-ball-adult-sex-toys-13973.html
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>>548752621
Potato
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>>548740517
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>>548752362
> I would berry my dildo so far inside your ass
> who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
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This is Lambert
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>>548752743
lol title
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>>548752853
you have a hyper-dimensional arsehole?
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>>548752853

that looks like the fucking plants from super mario
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im taking this challenge seriously.
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>>548752853
and this is Belushi

modeled exactly after John Belushi's uncut penis. Available in black and light brown with darker brown genital warts
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>>548753253
not available in fully erect state, since mr Belushi is incapable of maintaining a solid erection for more than 12 seconds per day.
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>>548753334
pic related, it's the size of the dildo.
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>>548745849

I judge you a failure
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>>548753406
god damn it
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>>548746898

>The Abortionist
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>>548747850
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>>548752085

Somehow her dildo looks better than she does
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>>548753034
heres another
it doesnt come in an energy saving model though..
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>>548753412
OMFG that image just fucked me. Holy shit...
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gentlemen i give you..
the first placer
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>>548753769
I would so buy this
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>>548753769
that filename
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>>548742248
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>>548749007
oh god, my sides, my fucking sides.
you got me
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>>548753769
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"the tickler"
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its annoying how you cant move the adjustment handles without them being linked and how you cant zoom properly and that when i try to click an anchor5 point it almost always selects the adjustment handle even if the tip of my cursor is right on the anchor.
still a cool idea though
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>>548754283
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mIrSkqvDl6
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>>548755078
is the middle rim for holding the poop that slips out?
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>>548755146
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mIrSkqvDl6
wrong thread?
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>>548755146
Wrong thread sorry
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>>548753769
I guess it's a homerun when you come.
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Finally.
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>>548751454
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>>548740517
For the fan girls.
Expect-ho pro-blownus
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>>548742248
Hola
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>>548755594
>>548751454

You have no idea how long my ass sat there dicking around with 400 points trying to make it symmetrical.
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Hook ya in the shitter m8
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>>548755658
filename
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>>548754095
"The not so bright idea"
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"The point of no return"
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It's perfect.
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>>548749007
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>>548755837
how are you guys putting the image behind it

Noob question
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>>548740517
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>>548756151
>insert into anus
>pull out of anus
>fips inside out
>spikes keep it in

pure satan
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>>548756790
*tips fedora*
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>>548756861
Inserts fedora...
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>>548753769
Now you can beat someone up with a dildo
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It is called the Bal-Toy.
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The Inception Buttplug

>"What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An buttplug. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an buttplug has taken hold of the rectum it's almost impossible to eradicate. A buttplug that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere.
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>>548752720
boooing OH YES boooing OH GOD boooing FUCK YES

>not even as expensive as I remembered
>and one of them looks like a tit with a penis nipple
>this thing satifies like, three or four of my fetishes at once
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>>548742248
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the inception
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They'll never know you arent gay.
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>>548744934
shitbaby, this thread is hilarious
>>
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>>548753412
I'm an alcoholic, not a faggot.
>>
>>548740517


I call it the HARpoon.

It's barbed for your discomfort.
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I call it the nodachi
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I don't have time to try it myself, but given the fact you can split them in halves and hollow them out, you could technically build a sort of fleshlight mold (using another 3D printed insert), no?
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>>548757817
fisrt i was like why the fuck did you do all that shit on the inside then i was like ohhhhh i see
>>
>>548749007
>>
>>548756003
what would happen if you actually put this in your ass, i imagine the long thin bit would feel extremely unpleasant/tickly/nudgy on the inside, but do you have feeling that far in? would it puncture you or ist it too soft???
>>
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I just call it "The princess is in another asshole".
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Rapt-her
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>>548747061
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>>548758265
lel
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>>548758129
Where can I order
>>
>>548748997
>http://www.dildo-generator.com/
isn't that a jolly ball? as in, the thing you give horses to kick around?
>>
Cant believe you guys didnt repost this
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>>548757272
>An buttplug
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>>548758129
Is that a dildana?
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>>548742109
>>
>>548759447
more like a katanus or cuntana
>>
>>548759050
They look similar, but what I meant were the inflatable balls you can jump around on, I had one as a kid and the added fun of dildos just makes it cooler.
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>>548742248
>>
Gentlemen, I give to you, The Colon Dwarf!

>Get ready, cuz its about to get weird! I make my abode just north of your commode!
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The Steam Pipe
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>>548748261
for
>>
>>548741473
looks like the candle from beauty and the beast
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>>548740517
Who's that pokemon?
>>
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>>548742248
>>
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The Golden Penetrator
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>>548746485
dont know if troll or srs but
beyblades are the spinning tops where you have to pull the cord for it to spin and the guy says let her Rest in piece, but abbreviation is rip and let it rip was a beyblade quote
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>>548760339
That's a fucking candelabra
>>
>>548760726
so you put it in, pull it out and you got warm fudge all over. what a fantastic fudge maker machine
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>>548740517
1: Design super thin dildo that has lots of holes, dimples, and in-ward facing rings.
2: have it made
3: buy plastic fishing worm DIY kit
4: mix the plastic and put it into a tall cylinder/glass
5: put the super thin dildo into it and let it set
6: ???
7: custom pocket pussy with tons of internal bumps and stuff
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>>548761465
needs it thin cause his dick is small
>>
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The image limit is not yet full, so here goes.

Red Rocket with cumtube
>>
im on a whole other plain
>>
thread is kill
no
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>>548742248
Reminded me of this pretty cool statue of Mussolini
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>>548762646
will never unsee dildo
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>>548760248
Dat Lt. Guile profile.
>>
>>548760248
"The Family Man".
>>
>>548760248
Is that fucking Guile?
kek
>>
>>548760248

best
>>
best thread ever
>>
THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>
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>>548758129
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>>548758263
It's silicone so it would just be a floppy noodle
>>
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>>548757892
want dis
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>>548764237
this fucking thread i swear to god
>>
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If the handle breaks you can still use it as a hat
>>
>>548743635
faggot. at least create your own and don't steal form imgur...
>>
>>548764834
>steal
do you faggot even know what stealing is
>>
>>548740517
i'm supprised nobody posted this in this thread, but you're so cool. i see this in a thread 2 days ago and now everybody starts using it. you're a fuck
>>
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>>548740517
I call it the fatman
>>
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>>548740517
>>
>>548745534
>8
the asspick
>>
:(
>>
>>548760883
Mr Showmanship..... Liberace
>>
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So where do we order?
>>
>>548745597
Sauce on that pic?
>>
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VOTE THREAD FOR ARCHIVE!
>>
derp
>>
>>548764678

>m'lady!!
>>
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The Klein's bottle
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>>548740517
I'm not sure, but there's this boy named Kyle who is into this shit. Does anyone want to order something for him?

9082390756.
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>>548740517
behold the beauty of this thing, OP
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>>548768051
>Kyle
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>>548767991
For non-orientable bachelors
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>>548740517
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touché, this is gonna hurt
>>
>>548747732
Is this what Leo Dicaprio uses?
>>
1233 25956954
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>>548743702
talk dirty to me
>>
>>548743960
Fuck you!
>>
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I'm willing to bet this would hurt
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>>548767151
yeah. 4chan
>>
>>548746705
60 euro? it's 10cm tall..

I guess 3d printing has a long way to go before I can print dildos for luls
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like a satellite
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>>548740517
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>>548770220
Would buy
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>>548770220
I have that action figure.
Now I know what I must do when I find it.
>>
>>548745078
dont make that a thing, it wasnt even that funny
>>
>>548743183
Does it leave a burning sensation?
>>
>>548746721
looks like riot police gear
>>
>>548742248
That's too good.
>>
>>548770614
I have one sitting on my desk right now.
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>>548771723

do it, post pics
>>
>>548767991
>4 dimension concept.
>3 dimensional dildo
>ALL SCIENCE
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>>548772106
I just took a picture, not realizing the image limit was reached. Oh well.
>>
>>548768336
its unguard or something
and your hand shield is upside down
>>
>>548772551
aawh fawk
>>
>>548751157
bretty gud
>>
image limit reached :(
archive this shit
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>>548758129
>folded 10,000 times
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>>548758129

i suppose she >>569075 will love this!
>>
new thred pls
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>>548774440
she >>>/hc/569075
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>>548758135
Why?
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>>548743702
sick bro
>>
Hi mum im in an archived thread!!
MAT
>>
>>548743790
Only on 4chan.
>>
>>548743790
what if I told you
>they already are dildoes
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