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Don't hold signs up in pictures because people on the internet

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Don't hold signs up in pictures because people on the internet will change the captions.
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>Cum dumpster
>Cum dumpster
>Cum landfill.
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>>547404784
Toppest of keks
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>>547404561
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here you go ...
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>>547405034
>>>>>>>>reddit
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>>547405186
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>>547405034
le lel le get bagg to leddit xD
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>>547405312
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Well, the bitch was wrong. It took half a year for the pic to get here.
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>>547405186
>Being so new as to associate old 4Chan memes with reddit.
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>>547404784
>>547404950
>>547404561
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>>547405617
>cum landfill
9/10
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>>547405617

I seriously thought this would be the worst thread on /b/ today, and you saved it with one pic. Not bad, anon. Not bad at all.
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Posted this in the last thread, but whatever!
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funny original joke
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Pro-Tip: Font to fake handwriting:

http://www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=603
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>>547405617
>Cum landfill
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>>547406352
kek
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>>547406352
/thread
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Someone put

ARBEIT MACHT FREI
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>>547407052
>Someone
why don't you do it, lazy nigger?
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>Shoop sign to "Our mom caught us jacking off the family dog and now we have to show everyone"
>spread online to counter real one
>no one will know which one came first
>girls known as dog fuckers
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>>547407543
This is a good idea
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>>547407392
Because I'm a lazy nigger. You have a problem with this faggot?
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>>547407052
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>>547407816
anon delivars.

thanks bro
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>>547407543
this
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>>547407714
shut up and eat your watermelon
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>>547408270
fuck you
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>>547406504
'scrote'
Fucking lost it.
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>>547407543
>>547407709
>>547408198
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>>547408668
Accidentaly saged.
Shit.
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Don't know if real. Anyway do not want to take part in some retard mom experiment.
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>>547408668
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>>547405164
Inb4

We hate niggers jews spics retards etc
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>>547404561
>"If you're READING THis"
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>>547408668
the y at the end is fucked
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Dinnae let the thread die, ken?
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>>547405617
>Cum Landfill

10/10
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>>547408843
you're welcome
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>>547409076
Thanks, anon.
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No it has to be mom's in the begging they are not sisters
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>>547409594
nice work
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Here go
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>parents want to teach kids about attention whoring on internet
>by attention whoring on internet

I hate people
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>>547410537
Just....
Just leave.
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>>547406352

Good job anon
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>>547410537

Rich I think you're spending too much time here.
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>>547408668
>share it with everyone
>no dog dicks to be seen
goddammit
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>>547405556
>Being so new thinking old 4chan memes are funny when 9gag and plebbit killed them
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>>547410902
7/10
could pass for real
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>>547411541
But how would somebody know about 9gag killing them unless they went to 9gag itself.
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Are we going to end up on the news again?
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Work you magic on this one
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Someone help me make memes of her.
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>>547413017
This poor cunt
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>>547413162
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>>547412949
Not your personal army, faggot
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>>547413316
How is that a personal army
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>>547413316
>Not your personal army
go drink bleach nigger
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>>547413437
>>547413532
What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in its waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy?
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>>547412903
is there something wrong with your eyes the one on the left is the 8 and the one in the middle is the 6.
and the guy on the right i Kill
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>>547413650
10/10, did NOT expect that. My hat is off to you, good sir.
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>>547413781
cancer
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>>547413650
Check out the fancy copy pasta on this nigga.
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>>547413017
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>>547413881
That's not a difference nigger
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>>547413740

Dude. I would fuck the one in the middle until she bleeds.
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>>547413836
I'm actually a Leo.
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>>547413781
>>547413840
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>>547414003
nigger
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>>547413981
what's the difference between your mom and OP's mom.

>both are ugly
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>>547412949
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible. Have a nice day.?
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>>547414003
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>>547413650
This was very disappointing. At first I was excited to read it, as the language implied there would be humorous shenanigans. I was ready to read about an astute scholar or perhaps M-16 chasing internet criminals. Instead I got a short (barely one paragraph) story about some bozos slapping each other in a bathroom. The grammar and punctuation were terrible; it was often unclear what was going on. I felt no empathy for any of the characters and was glad when the story finished.

1/5.
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>>547414168
is that madge weinstein?
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>>547414149
le edge
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You know you have spread around the Internet when you are on 4chan.
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>>547414214
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now.
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>>547413981
I know.

>>547413881
I don't think we'll get a better one than this right here
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>>547414460
not soon enough
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>>547414370
I don't even know where the fuck to begin....
Why do people like you find the whole "Angry Marine Copypasta" something to take serious about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just get angry about a harmless joke like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This joke is well made, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit about it. Stupid fuck, doing this shit ruins the whole joke. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole in jokes like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking stupid. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through to set up such an elaborate prank. You are such a disgusting idiot. Isn't it bad enough that people ruin everyday jokes? Seriously what do you really find original about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I could fucking punch the back of your computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Stupid fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act normal when someone makes a joke. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I'd go on about how fucking stupid you are, but I'll restrain myself right now.
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>>547414641
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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>>547414760

GREY ALIENS, NORDICS, DRACONIAN, PLEIADIANS, NEPHILEM, SASQUATCH - THEY KNOW WHERE THEY CAME FROM EXPLAINED and who crashed the first ROSWELL ship and how he did it:

UFO's - They began to appear around the same time nuclear bombs were being tested. 334 nuclear warheads were "tested" earthwide - that was not actually nuclear bomb research. Those were portals being opened up to obtain demonic "power," mostly "alien" technology by human governments. Stars into another dimension were observed by thee United States in the mushroom cloud of their first nuclear explosion.

How a bomb opens a portal - It's very simple first of all there are celestial angels, and terrestrial angels. All aliens are terrestrial angels and co. and they are attracted to outer space (outer space is the biblical "bottomless pit" mentioned in Revelations where Lucifer is bound and trapped) and underground bases because LIFE energy burns them, and so the more evil these aliens are, the deeper underground near the lava they live, sometimes docking their ships in the lava in the 4th dimension. (see UFO FLIES INTO VOLCANO EXPLAINED video)

[FACT: The solar system was heaven once - angels lived on our planets prior to man. Lucifer then rose up on a planet called RAHAB and invented MONEY and POLITICS on that planet. Psalms 89 10 explains how "Planet X" got cast out "Thou has broken Rahab in pieces - you scattered the sea of the great dragon" (The sea were angelic peoples who were scattered into the abyss of space)]

This is why humans who enter those underground bases don't have videos showing thee extent of them - humans entering those bases become food for thee aliens. "on your belly/APPETITE you will go, on dust/HUMANS you WILL EAT said the creator to a Draconian named Lucifer in Genesis. When humans feel creeped out in entering deep underground caverns it is for good reason that is the Lords quiet voice speaking to them NO TRESPASSING.
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>>547414970
When an atom bomb goes off, the bomb itself does not open a portal, rather demons and such with advanced technology find they can suddenly employ their portal science and enter through to our humans 3rd dimension.

Basically, terrestrial angels employ technology to be able to survive. They exist in a harsh fourth dimension vs celestial angels still in heavens 5th dimension - in fact, they are physically burned by the positive fifth dimension love and light and life energy in plants and animals which repels them. The fourth dimension is NEGATIVE and terrestrial fallen angels are attracted to fire therefore because fire is the quickest way to kill all life and therefore generates NEGATIVE energy because fire sends the breath of life back to the creator.

Explains why most undergound bases are far out into the deserts which are devoid of life.

Tesla, a physicist, had isolated this specific peculiar energy and Wilhelm Reich built on his work and called it ORGONE - He shared his findings with Enstein who turned a cold shoulder to thee orgone. (some persons on thee earth are Lucifers, and they are demons, or reptilians placed in human bodies.) Actually, Wilhelm at first manufactured NEGATIVE orgone on accident. It attracted lights in the sky. One day, he trained his binoculars on them and was shocked to see windows. (in the 40's UFO's were largely unheard of.)

Instructions for manufacturing your own orgone were prophecied as a weapon in Revelation for our day - a white horse rider with a bow and no arrows - Watch the video "ORGONE - YAHUA'S ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA" to learn how to make your own orgone. Video text can only be viewed on desktop.


The following article includes information on the planets and solar system where all aliens originated and where they are going:
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>>547414970
Why do people like you find this crazy shit to be something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about shit like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This issue is very serious, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit jokes about it. Sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on Google+ to be an asshole about situations like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then til now. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you really find funny about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about shit like this. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.?
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>>547414760
There's some shit going on /b/ right now. It's like a Civil War going on /b/. And there is two sides, oldfags and newfags, and newfags have go to go. Anytime oldfags want to have a good time ignorant ass newfags fucking it up. Can't do shit! Can't do SHIT, without some ignorant ass fucking it up! Can't do nothing! Can't make some original content thread open more than 100 posts. Grand opening...grand closing. Can't see cool posts on the front page... WHY? Because newfags are talking about CANCER.
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>>547415120
You should save the menstrual blood from those cups instead of just pouring it down the drain.

If you bring 2 cups of menstrual blood to a boil with 1.5 cups sugar, let it simmer until it reduces almost by half, and leave it to cool before refrigerating, you'll have a sweet and flavorful grenadine that packs a serious nutritional punch.

Pour in a glass with a shot of tequila and orange juice for a Bloody Sunday Tequila Sunrise, or use it instead of regular grenadine to make Moody Shirley Temples for the kids!

Enjoy! And don't be afraid to get creative with it!
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>>547415058


Fallen angels were once beautiful but MORPHED and became what they are through the power of precious stones especially quartz, of which Earth is comprised primarily of quartz. Earth has a consciousness, and rebels if evil beings are upon it. Quartz in the soil is under pressure, when squeezed it emits an eternal energy that works into all other dimensions.
MORE ON PORTALS AND OTHER DIMENSION: CRYSTAL SKULLS forever EXPLAINED: "I am Yauhua - and their is no one else." Obviously from the creators perspective you are left with no more questions. For those of you who feel the crystal skulls were a human accomplishment - you yourself were born into an angelic medium. Take a closer look at even the simplest of items you have laid out onto your computer desk - I challenge even a team of the wisest of you - if given a hundred years in a native north america, gathering raw materials, to build me a simple pencil with its exquisite lead symmetry, inserted perfectly into the wood, the shiny yellow paint that does not rub off onto your hand, thee aluminum tip, the perfect lettering.... ok now build me the machine that puts out 500 pencils in an hour. Even the T shirt your wearing, the threads are perfection. No, you could not build me a pencil, you wouldn't know where to start to say nothing of the quartz technology housed inside your computer motherboard. Angelic technology cannot be backwards engineered. At all. Not by humans. the bible likens it to mixing clay with steel shards - impossible.
Thee angels, fallen angels were cast to earth in the year 1914 during world war one. The creator began ruling secretly in that year as Daniel prophecied, that a tree stump banded in copper would sprout after 2,520 years, counting from 607 BCE = 1914.
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>>547415089
you stole that from me from the other thread faggot.

I used another font though.
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>>547415257
kek
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>>547415310
These angels know their time is short, because the Bible says soon "thee end will come" and planet Rahab, the planet Lucifer rose to power on, will return to shift thee earths poles in what the Bible calls armagedon which will be a war fought by the creator to remove wickedness from off thee earth. At that time the fallen angels will be jailed in the abyss, likely they will return back to the caverns of Rahab. Therefore, yes, you live in an angelic medium, and not everyone is human, and yes those crystal skulls are every bit the sorcery you think they are and no they are not made by humans hands.

The creators motherboard: QUARTZ. It was Fallen angels learned about how to use quartz from watching the Most High, not humans, computers are their fabrications not ours and the motherboard to your computer is of course quartz.

PLANETS; Thee earth is constucted primarily of quartz. The network in a quartz crystal consists of silicon/oxygen atoms. More than seventy elements occur naturally in the Earth's crust, or lithosphere. However, the 8 most abundant elements account for more than 98 percent of the crust by weight. The most common of these are oxygen/silicon. Together, they make up nearly 3/4 of the lithosphere by weight. Dirt in your backyard consists primarily of sand. QUARTZ,, persistent crystal remnants of ancient dissolved stones. Heaven? ...primarily quartz also.
Your computer has a consciousness it both speaks and listens. When squeezed, quartz becomes an eternal battery of sorts. It also develops a frequency which can be set - positive or negative. Thee ark of the covenant contained precious stones of various kinds too, and natural, non magnetic metals. In the natural world, the quartz in the soil (of inhabitable planets) is under pressure, and surrounded by largely by non ferrous metals such as aluminum.
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>>547415257
I suppose you could. But the idea of someone legally representing themselves on behalf of cucumbers and cucumber abuse is ridiculous.
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>>547413105
>>547413294
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>>547413410
These were some of the most disgustingly unfunny pictures I've ever seen. Congrats I'm dry heaving at your attempt at comedy.
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>>547415412


This basic recipe can be duplicated to magnify this power of Yahua to bless and protect your area and to repel evil and evil beings together with their mind control technology, even cleans chemtrails. Revelations prophecied this weapon would complete its conquest in our day as a white rider on a horse with a bow and no arrows.
As for the crystal skulls, they are an angelic fabrication - There are celestial angels, and terrestrial angels. Celestial angels are still in heaven, they are in the 5th dimension. The creator is an actual person with a an actual name, with a definite body in a definite space in time at a place you can literally point to in the sky and "there is no one else.") (His throne is in the sun.) The skulls were made by terrestrial angels and they are used to open portals.
With these portals you can step into a door to enter another area in space, such as traveling to Mars from Earth.

Psalms 89 10 "thou has shattered Rahab in pieces, you scattered the sea of the great dragon."

The solar system was heaven at one time. Angels lived on Earth, Moon, Mars, Venus, and planet RAHAB and its many moons. Our iron/nickel asteroid belt offer proof Rahab was shattered here when Lucifer rose to power on it to invent MONEY, and POLITICS. Iron/nickel only exists into the core of a planet. Another planet was obliterated all together at that time. There is an empty spot just before Jupiter, that is where thee asteroids are, and where the planet was the Yahua destroyed. The solar system was laid to waist, and Earth had to be re created in Genesis. Actually re plenished. Nibiru, (Rahab) began spinning opposite in our solar system and thee angels on it were suddenly cast from the 5th dimension into the harsh evil 4th, their bodies morphed into Draconian. Where are we going with this? We can surmize a planets spin can dictate its dimension, even if it is evil or blessed.
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>>547414760
>doubles advocate
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>>547405617
11/10 in tears
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>>547415321
But did you steal it from me?
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>>547415586
Thee energy of quartz works into all other dimensions therefore and can manipulate them.
Psalms states "Thou has broken Rahab in pieces, you scattered the sea of the great dragon." Yahuah scattered the sea of angelic peoples into the bottomless pit (outer space is the bottomless pit of Revelations) when Lucifers solar system was destroyed. There were angels trapped in caverns on Rahab when the creator cast it out in such a way as its frequency began to generate another dimension vs the beneficial 5th dimension where good angels live. This quartz energy, which can generally be positve or negative, became NEGATIVE. Humans, plants and animals exposed to such negative energy will get sick and miserable and die, a sceintist named Wilhelm Reich discoverd the very sky will even turn a dull ugly purple caste with negative orgone. In contrast positive quartz energy is like the breath of Yah, the life force. Planet earth you can surmize is His motherboard.
When Rahab spun backwards, its energy generated 4th dimension and thee immortal angels in it morphed - they became ugly, they became monsters - Draconians. And they eat humans. The creator told Lucifer in Genesis "on your belly/APPETITES you will go, on dust/HUMANS you WILL EAT. Also they HATE human life energy so they live deep underground near fire (lava) because fire kills all life, and life has the creators life force energy which they cannot tolerate. They torment and eat humans. Yehushua came down on this earth to reveal to humans that that is what this planet is about - it's like the closer you get to the light, the more you get burned! (when you a component to Luci's government money machine) Money machine "Dracoinans" are backwards.... Even perfect people are accused by the liar. The Dracs run all our governments. Getting back to orgone,,,
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>>547415520
Great the "if you can't do it better then them you shouldn't be criticizing anyone" routine. Listen up Mr. I wear my knit hat indoors, it's called a comment box and just in case you missed the last few years of technology, let me clue you into the whole social media thingy. The whole reason your dorky picture is on this page isn't because the chicks or dudes (hey it's 2014) want to get a look at your yummy profile. No champ it's because you got time on your hands and your mommy and daddy bought you a sweet computer setup to put in that little man cave called your bedroom. So after your done jerking off to your little sisters dirty undies I suggest you put the taste back into your own asshole jackass, because in case you haven't noticed, SOAD are just cashing in for some extra money. That's why they be play-in the festival circuit overseas! For fuck sake dickhead, it's called a touring cycle. It goes like this, record new music, get it played on the radio and then go out and tour to support the product! So fuck head were is the new music? THERE IS NONE! God you are a fucking idiot, besides Mr. i know good music, how old were you when they put out there first CD? It was almost 20 fucking years ago, I bet your mommy was still jerking off Roy down at the local glory hole. Oscar Romero, your douche.?
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>>547415689
In the 40's, Wilhelm Reich discovered an energy studied by Nicola Tesla called ORGONE. He was out testing his orgone device in the desert near Roswell one day to bless thee area with rain, since thee area had been cursed with a severe drought for years. Well the orgone brought rain allright, but it also was the cause of the first UFO crash in recorded history - Wilhelm was jailed, his papers confiscated, and he died mysteriously in jail of a heart attack.
Zoom forward to today, the crystal skulls were recently brought to Los Angeles in an attempt to open a portal to allow aliens (all aliens are terrestrial, fallen angels.) to enter earth. Well there is an elite angelic faction of warriors who have built on what Wilhelm taught us who specialize in crushing these evil energies and burning these wicked beings and crashing their ships using quartz stones set up to generate a POSITIVE frequency that blesses humans and burns fallen angels. The result was those crystal skulls fizzled like a wet newspaper couple years ago. The fallen angels cannot stop the power of the Most High.

Use ONLY Yehushua's recipe for making your orgone as found on orgoneblasters (dot com)
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All those meteors you hear about lately are the result of orgone crashing angelic ships. Those ships have a fail safe relegates them back into the 4th dimension before they crash on to thee earth. Do not research orgone on thee internet just make it as Yehushua dictates and leave it at that.
The crystal skulls are an amazing piece of angelic technology that should strengthen your faith in the fact there really is a living god - "and there is no one else."?
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>>547405164
how did u do that? removing text and keeping shading
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>>547415736
Good morning, faggot. It's time to do it now. Another pointless and nigger-loving day is out there, just waiting for you to assfuck it. Hit that safety button. Hit that god damned safety button. You think anything great in this world ever got done without a gun? You think it's supposed to come easy? You think I've had it easy? Stick that gun in your mouth. Pull. The. Trigger. Right now.
Murder/suicide can be done in a day, god damn it. Tell someone you love them. Then make art with their blood. Get into trouble, for fuck's sake, hurt yourself, make someone bleed, get laid. Quit your life, or destroy your life - whichever one it is you want to do, it starts with you cocking that handgun right now. And brush your teeth, god damn it, your breath smells like dead-pussy.
PULL. THE. TRIGGER. Now. Get the fuck out of this planet. This life. You're not gonna make it out of here alive, you're running out of time this very second, and you want to live? Did nobody tell you that you're capable of murder/suicide? Do you need someone to tell you that shit? Here, if you're gonna be a god damned whiteknight, let me say it for you: I believe in you. I think you can do it. I think you're the baddest, most suicidal, crazy and capable-of-anything motherfucker there ever was.
Now get the fuck out there and get it done.
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>>547414003
fuck you
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I am now satisfied that no bikie clubs, umc councils, mafiosos, masons, hostile mid eastern outfits friends sisters uncles cousins friend of a friends fathers associate of an associate is of the opinion that I am scared to go out. This means that the messages could disappear very soon. I remind people of my absolute victory over the above mentioned rejects on friday the ninth of august 2013 when they called the cops on me early evening while the son was going down. (haha) It is important to remember the reason for me not coming out to play either. It should be such common knowledge that if a stranger were to come up to you on the street and say "I heard Jason is scared to go outside". The correct answer is to say "No. He is purposely not going out so as to force tryhards and losers to put him properly under threat because it is very advantageous to him." The reason being is that for the past few years they (the above mentioned tryhards)
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>>547416076
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>>547415463
Laughed
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>>547416076
Please I would like to know you very well can you send me your phone number or add me on whatsapp +2348064705467?
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>>547416209

S'goin' on man,

Dang ol', name's Boomhauer n' tellyawhat, hate erry single oneayou, knowudimsayin? All ya'll fat, dang ol', dumbusdoorknobsyankees, talkinabout, spend errydamnsecondoftheday checkin out du du dumb pictures. Talkinabout, damnwaste atime, yaskme, knowimsayin'?. For realman, anyo'ya'll even, talkinabout, goin out to the club, getwhatimean, get somudatyaknow, WHOO WHOO, knowimsayinman? Talkinabout, y'know it IS purdyfun gettinon dang ol' computer, and just click-click-click-click-click, thateasyman, gettinon the dang ol' websites and just lookinatda dang ol' picshas and bein' like hehelookadis, man, knowimsayin, but tellyahwut, ya'll takinittoofar man, tellinya, too far.

Don't be, talkinbout, beatinaroun a bush, juslike, bestraightuptalkinabouttellitlikeitis. Dangol', juslookatme,man. Gotnoproblemso'erhere,man, tellyouhwut. Gotmeset o' weights, knowimsayin, jusgetonthatb-b-benchpress, knowimsayin, juslike twohunderdthreehundered pounds, justbelike SOOPSOOPSOOP, dangol, like40repsaintnothin, turnarounddangol, getouttomyridesallyman, revituplike VROOMVROOMVROOM, dangol, built hermuhself, knowimsayinman? Watyou uptoman, dangolgettinonthecomputer, justlike, typetytype, talkinbout, nakedcartoonsman. Tellyuhwutman, dangol, gotme3rdgirlthisweek, tookherhome, knowimsayinman. (Talkinabout, gettindownandirtywiththatmouthaction, knowimtalkinboutman? Justlikedangol, talkinbout, just like.. damn). Dangol, shouldbeashamed ayourselves. Tellyouhwutman, justtellinitlikeitis.

Dang'oltellinyahwut, clickclickchoosefilesearchpicture, itsme an'myrideman, knowimsayin?
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>>547405034
>lol le leddit xDXD im on b so fun trololol
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>>547416392
[email protected]

Send it an email.
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>>547406352
lost
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>>547416731
>[email protected]

no u
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>>547417131
Then provide an email address.

Use a secondary account if you need to.
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>>547413437
It's not, he's just a Fucking idiot.
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>>547417398
[email protected]
Expires 0d 23hr 55m 42s

The clock is ticking, fgt
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>>547417514
there are some rude people on here...i mean really? arguing can be exciting but now it is just stupid...and if you guys want to reply with something stupid to me bring it on because i could really care less about what stupid comebacks you have from the internet.
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>>547417365
Nailed it.
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>>547417649
gtfo you gigantic nigger-dick sucking faggot
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>>547407816
haha yes
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>>547417532
[email protected]

Just use a throwaway.

Make a yahoo or gmail or something
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>>547417365
10/10
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>>547418065
wow omg your a fuking fag kill yourself nobody likes you you fucking cunt wow omg get a dick out of your ass oh wait its a stick because you cant get dick because nobody loves you but old men hahaha wow what a faggot wow haha what a faggot how do you even exist haha wow what a faggot haha wow
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>>547418260
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>>547418261
Men men men men manly men men men
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>>547418261
10/10 holy shit i knew i know that face
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>>547413840
'tis a classic
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>>547417649
Thank you for proving my point.
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>>547418735
u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil **** gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
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>>547404561
Wouldn't this be much funnier if everyone posted their shooped results to their original facebook page where this came from?
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>>547418382
>>547418875
you seem visibly upset, ma'am.
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>>547418641
wasnt there a blonde bitch in that show?

>implying it was any fun at all after they won the lottery
pure cancer, 't was
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>>547418661
nothing is more classic than that sentence you constructed.

>i knew i know
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>>547418980
meh, why bother.
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>>547418995
You know, that post was actually pretty heartfelt, and I'll admit, it stings that you've responded so callously. You're saying those words to a real person, you know. Anyway, I'm done since you obviously view the internet as some sort of consequence-less wild west.?
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>>547419030
Just a reminder that they didn't win the lottery, it was all hypothetical -- the dreams of Roseanne after Dan died.
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>>547405164
so it begins
also, first for :
"Niggers" , "Jews", "Bad News"
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>>547419030
roseanne was a damn classic show man
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>>547418538
If you don't reply within a minute it will be difficult to communicate as I won't be using it again.
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>>547419181
10/10 would lol again

nicely done
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>>547419181
a smirk inducing thread indeed, /b/ at its best.
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fuckin watermark
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>>547419523
leld
>>547419580
*tips fedora*
>>547419615
Have you ever read a post on /b/ and wondered whether or not it is copy pasta? It is almost as though half the posts are pasta. Maybe they all are. Maybe this one is. Maybe it is not. Maybe it will become pasta at some point in time. Maybe it will be pasta'd over and over in this very thread. Maybe more threads will be made filled with this post. Although I fear it, I wouldn't doubt it.
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>>547419770
I SAVED
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>>547417365
10/10
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How's this for realistic editing
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>>547417365
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>>547419770
>leld

I dodged a bullet there.
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>>547404784

Nigga you must be a weeaboo because that's right to left. The far left one is the cum landfill.
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>>547417365
/thread
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>>547416214
comic sans is best sans
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>>547417365
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>>547404561
http://naomy19now.tumblr.com/

Live now
It's free,.
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anyone is posting these on Facebook?
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>>547420712
oh wow whats a pretty girl like you doing on /b/? i dont know if you could tell, but this place is full of pervs and douche bags, LOL (jk we cool).

well i can't say im unhappy that you're here. after all, we never would have met! :D ...wow that was so cheesy.

anyways, my skype if VisibleBronies if ya wanna add me!?
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my contribution.
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>>547421191
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>>547421298
Marley had a good day.
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>>547414760
This is fucking gold. 11/10
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>>547421191
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>>547421582
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What's the problem with the girl on the left.
I think she is super cute.
Would fuck and marry.
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>>547420825
this nigga fo real?
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>>547421840
pretty sure that's pasta my friend.
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>>547418261
Hahahahahahahhahahahhaha
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>>547421840
>not getting the joke
>being this new
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>>547422020
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>>547421759
I meant, on the right. The indian one. She is beautiful.
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>>547409113


Aye a ken fit ye mean ye wee faggot
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>>547422295
see
>>547418261
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>>547422214
love that reaction picture. makes me audibly chuckle every time.
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>>547421582
Get a load of this edgy faggot
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is this how you do it
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Obligatory
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>>547422501
FUCK. WHY HAVE YOU RUINED MY FANTASIES? YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER.
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>>547414760
ricky?!??!?!
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>>547421191
>>547421298
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>>547422592
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