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http://www.dildo-generator.com/ This is a dildo generator,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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http://www.dildo-generator.com/

This is a dildo generator, also including an output for 3D printing. Have fun, post results.
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/This
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>>545735426
I call it The Knight in Shining Armour.
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>>545735426
The Destroyer
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>>545736802
Nagasaki/Hiroshima
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>>545735426
the squatter
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>>545737142
The Aging Beauty
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i call it the feminist
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I call it 'the cum cup'
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>>545735426
As everyone goes and buys a 3D printer
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>>545737314
>>545737234
>>545737142
>>545736848
>>545736072
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The Thumbtack.
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the fuck
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I call it the 'Nigga am I dreemin or wat like fo shizzle bro dis shit is cray cray ya feel me?'
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>>545735426
whoops...
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>>545738030
top lol
that face.
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The gentleman
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MAC PRO
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check this out, the popsicle
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i call it the shroom
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Frank Horrigan
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>>545738410
No, I am the gentleman
>le tips dildo-fedora
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>>545738884
my sides
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The mexican
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The Good Luck butt plug
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>>545738172
>the fuck

as in "what the fuck"?
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>>545739031
lel
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>>545739349
both
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The Pinky Knob™
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>>545737142
Here /b/ro. Little boy
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1up
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I call it the pawn.
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not gonna lie, ive always thought about doing this if i ever got a 3d printer
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the fancy
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The Red Carpet
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"The needle" note that it is 10 meters long
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>>545739989
10 meters? What are you? American?
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>>545740042
Nope. i am form Denmark
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>>545735426
I call it "The Fountain"
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>>545739989
1000mm
>10 meters
>American
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I love the internet.
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>>545738172
best dildo design
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>>545740042
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>>545740162
Your ID says enough about you.
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its so hard to make an attractive looking phallus with this
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Introducing the Turtle Dick.
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>>545740162
>ID
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>>545740229
fuq i fuqing ment 1 meter. shiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>545740418
fuck
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the duck
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Thirsting for a horse dildo

Would someone please do me the favour?
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the British
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The Mushroom Cloud
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>>545735426
Hey, what if we could print these on passwordless printers somewhere? I know we've printed pics and such on printers, does anyone know if you can connect to 3d printers and print these beauties for someone?
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>>545740691
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I managed to make one fold in on itself so many times it broke the third dimension
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>>545740441
Nice id by the way... faggot
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>>545738030
top kek
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>>545740691
Lol it doesn't really work that way, but that would be hilarious.
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It was going good...
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Right in your ass
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>My sides when this thread
>My sides when no sides
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darth dildo
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the pin
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The mushroom
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>>545741212
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>>545741153

Did you post that thinking, "Yes, I am so funny"?
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>>545740691
There is an online printing service somewhere that you can send the plans to them and they will print the item then mail it to you. I forget the name of the company though.
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>>545740441
HA GAY .avi
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The Moulder
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"The Punisher"
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NANANANANANANANA
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>>545741289
nice design, would print
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>>545741420
But that's not as fun as going to your office on Monday and find out that someone has used your 3d printer to make sixty dildos in various obscene shapes.
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>>545741615
How do you add bending points?
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the square-shitter
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>>545739989
>>545740162
THAT ID!!!!!
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>>545741420
Shape ways.

Dat feel when this is a "dildo" generator. And people think that's all it is.
Its a lathe nurbs command.
Sorry 3d fag here.
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>>545741698
ahahaha you fucking idiot
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>>545739852
tfw that actually looks fun
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I call it "The Natural".
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>>545741673
double click
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New Model: OP's Penis (Note the Size)
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>>545741939
holy fuck this looks exactly like my penis
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i call it "the Lamp", note, it will collect a small Probe of your Poo!
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Any of you really making your own dildos?
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>>545739989
>>545740162
faggot
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>>545740979
<3
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>>545741771
jay el gay


kekd
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I call it the 'one way street'
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>>545741976
I would put this inside my urethra
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>>545741976
so.. its the size of an ant?

get it?
because your id
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>>545741413
How new are you?
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The YULE LOG.
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The Full Metal Jacket
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Harry Potter's Goblet of Fire
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The How Low can you go before you blow
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I made one too
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The acorn
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>>545735426
The Hook
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Try getting THIS up your ass.
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>>545742801
I could do it.
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>>545742781
this is b8

nice id btw
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The Satellite
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I think I just designed a bar table
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>>545742920
it's made of metal and pretty big
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>>545742072
wanna try. Any ideas? Share it with me
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>>545743165
I could do it.
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The Radar
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>>545743139
>1.3m
Yes, you have.
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>>545735426
Behold the red wizard
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>>545739989

>10 meters
>1000 millimeters

amerifats are funny
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>>545735426
beholden the prostate pounder.
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>>545743330
try this one.
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>>545735426
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Le Monsieur Dildò
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I arn´t gay, i would build this Fleshlight, the interrior just have to be made out of silicon or something like that...
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>>545744205
I don't think I could do it
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>>545744449
I think you just invented a strap-on/fleshlight for men with small dicks.
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>>545744449
jesus christ
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The Ace of Spades aka "The Lemmy"
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>>545744690
don't you dare give up!
I believe in your ass. you can shove anything up there, anon. ANYTHING!
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>>545744859
Awesome!
now it has two good funktions,
a Fleshlight AND
a strap on for small Penises like yours,
Thank you^^
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>>545744690
Try this one, dude
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Ladies and Gentlemen: The Cup of Life

I know you want it.
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this thread is amazing and filled with OC i am suprised that the fag mod hasnt 404ed it yet
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>>545744449
>not gay
>building herself a fleshligh
Way to stay in the closet, diesel dyke.
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This thread is refreshing and fun
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>>545735426
SABOT anti tank round
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>>545742347
>not Full Metal Jack-it
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The victrebeel, perfect for abortions.
Gotta pinch 'em all
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>>545744449
Now this is Podracing
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>>545745594
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>>545745131

What the FUCK have I done.
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tried to make the hammer and scythe but fucked up and made a half scythe half sorting hat.
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I call it, the squid.
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>>545742014
post pic
>n..no homo
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>>545740162
Jamen så kan du da vel for helvede godt finde ud af meter-systemet?
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Somebody cap this shit
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>>545745863
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>>545735426

My Mendel can't print anything over 10cm in height :/

> inb4 inches
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>>545740290
>American
>meters

You my friend are an idiot.
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The Euphoric Gentleman
(tipped for m'lady's pleasure)
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>>545746081
HAHAH
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>>545745982
Du er ikke så lidt flabet, jeg ser.
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>>545746081
Fukken 10/10
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>>545746081
Holy shit my sides are gone to outerspace
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>>545735426
Empire State Building
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>>545746081
TOPKEK

The Warp hole
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>>545746250

Det er godt med dig.
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introducing: "Excalibur"

whoever pulls this out of my ass shall be crowned king
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>>545745249
He's a dude. Reread.
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>>545746494
HAHAHAH
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The Chess Piece
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>>545746081
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I'm not able to make one because I'm on mobile but keep em coming guys, this is making me laugh a lot
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>>545746081
fuck
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The Asian
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>>545746081
/thread
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The lamp
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someone do a horse cock
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twin tower (double dildo)
also, I has 3D printer.
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The Mosque
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>>545740691
I have a printer, upload hte stl file and i might print something!
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I don't know
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>>545746356
Space Needle
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>>545747702

that dildo has transcended the three dimensional realm.
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>>545746540
>assuming that a guy would be hanging out in a thread about dildo design
GTFO, dumb bitch.
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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! NO, It's SUPERDILDO!
Wushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>545739413
Jeff pls
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>>545741212
lol
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>>545748143
That filename. That everything.
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>>545748056

you sir,
Bitte gehen sie in die Cloud!
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>>545748150
>>545739413
in reaction folder, to late bro
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>>545742072
>your own dildos?
I have any.
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>>545740042
> 10 meters (metric)
> what are you, American
> mfw America is the only country that doesn't use metric system.
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Someone with a 3D printer please make one
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>>545748398
Ich gehe nirgendwo hin.
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>>545743179
hue hue
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>>545749038
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hmmm
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>>545748825
America uses the metric system, but not for everything. I am specifically opposed to using celsius due to its inappropriate-for-estimation range for unimportant, imprecise measurements AS WELL as preferring Kelvins for more precise measurements.

Celsius: never a good idea.
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>>545737314
looks like my fucking earphones
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>>545749324
Etymotics, right?
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>>545749038
Is this safe? What the fuck is the starch for?
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>>545749296
Yeah, we need to take the good from both systems and see what works well, that being said, inches feet and yards and miles are just fucking whacky.
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>>545749102
bananas don't feel good though :c
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>>545747392
This is a clay pot i made in ceramics class once
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>>545749296
wait what? doesn't the Fahrenheit scale use a fucked up weird increment style?
i'm from Sweden so have some mercy!
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>>545748825
do you even math you monkey?
1000mm is 1m
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>>545735426
Accdently a singularity
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>>545749216

the "jew"
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>>545749296
But Kelvin is just Celcius minus ?273.15 *C
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why hasn't anyone made hitler dildo yet?
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>>545749483
I'm actually a fan of imperial for human-body estimations. Thumbjoint, forearm, paces, thousand paces or thereabouts, pretty sure imperial fucked up miles.

It makes sense historically, though.

>>545749517
It is a 1-100 scale of how hot it gets. Is it the coldest it can be? Then it's probably about 0.

Estimation in Fahrenheit is easy to hit, +/- ~5 degrees. Fahrenheit's scale is funky, but the range is more metric than Celsius if you are not made of boiling water.
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I call this, "The Dreidel"
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>>545744205
That cross-section looks like it'd make a pretty good fleshlight core.
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The Vladislav

>www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVJLBmsXVB0
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>>545745134
You need to elongate it, anon. A lot of /b/ users would buy it. Not me, but a lot of them.
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>>545749759
The nose knows
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>>545745681
Fuck, I'm dying.

Captcha: considerable ataxag
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>>545746081
>tipped for m'lady's pleasure

my sides
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>>545749604
Spaceship 1
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>>545739989
americunt
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>>545750156
I nigged that up.
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i want to a merchant one
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>>545743139

But a very nice bar table. Classic, clean.
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I made a lamp
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>>545749754
yeah i know how to use the kelvin scale, i study physics.
the farenheith scale just seems, as you say, kinda funky to me. seems like its really hard to learn it, celsius is just -20-+30 here in sweded, pretty simple.
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>>545735426
The human head
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>>545749874
I had a hollow butt-plug in mind like in the picture
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>>545747786
Opera House
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>>545749296
>>545749754
kelvin and celsius are exactly the same scale, the only difference is what is designated as 0

you're acting like celsius and kelvin are completely different things

>Fahrenheit's scale is funky, but the range is more metric than Celsius
think you just went full retard
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>>545735426
I call it "The Amanita".
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>>545749038
>>545749102
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>>545747975

> that dildo has transcended the three dimensional realm

This is now my status on Facebook.
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>>545750219
Time for a plant pot.
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>>545739541
Kek'd hard
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>>545751053
nice one mate
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>>545746081
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>>545738172
good name
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>>545749873

top kek
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>>545745134
In all seriousness, I could use something like that. I get really painful gas, and it's loud as hell farting it out. A buttplug with a hole in it would be just the thing.
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>>545750637
I have not ever owned a proper thermometer so it's meaningless for me to use celsius. 0-100 is a very very good range for the temperatures that will likely occur naturally.

Do I need to know exactly how hot something has to be to boil water in my everyday life? Isn't 'hot enough that my water boils' a good enough measurement in those cases?

If you need the precision that celsius offers for science and shit, then you're probably not going to need to limit yourself to the RANGE of freezing and boiling water because not everything is h2o-centric and thus kelvins.

Celsius is a good SCALE, but a worthless range for all applications.
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>>545747082
>the bullet
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>>545751391
The fuck?

Celcius' range is -273.15 up to possibly infinity.
Kelvin is exactly the same except it's shifted by 273.15 so that absolute zero is at 0 K.

There's literally no fucking difference apart from that.
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>>545739710
implying this isnt exactl the thing thats gonna put a 3d printer in every household.

Just like what happened to VHS with porn, or the internet with, errm porn too

The days of makeshift dildos are over.
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>>545751152
thanks
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>>545751643
You're not thinking with metric, bro. 0-100 range should encompass most uses of the scale. If you're measuring water, celsius actually does make sense.... anything else and why would you focus on that specific set of all possible degrees?

Celsius is only appropriate when you are measuring water temperatures because that is what it does. If you are measuring how warm it is outside, Fahrenheit is pretty much the best you can get (though still pretty fucked by climate change and shitty tools).

If you're just going for standardized scientific practices, Kelvins have all of the temperatures and in a lot of (non-water) cases the range is ALSO more appropriate.
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>>545751391
yup that is true, but i guess im just used enought to it to be able to use it properly. water boils at 100 celsius so i just go after that. but i see your point man, kinda makes sense!
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The Atari!
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>>545750720
Pearl Tower

>googles : famous buildings
>this thread
>all dildos
>all buildings are just dildos
>cant unsee
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I always wondered why they never made a dildo like this.

I would have bought it for my ex
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>>545751928
>Fahrenheit is pretty much the best
>Fahrenheit
>The best
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>>545752286
>incognito
top kek
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>>545735426
I call it the Chinaman.
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>>545749296
>being this retarded
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>>545751928
i agree with the practicality of fahrenheit.
it makes more sense for judging weather more precisely
other things, not so much, but definitely for measuring weather
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>>545752610
it only took 240+ posts to have someone actually post this fucking picture. indeed top kek
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>>545751928
>If you are measuring how warm it is outside, Fahrenheit is pretty much the best you can get
that's the only thing it's partially useful for, nothing else, and that's only if you're used to its fucked up scaling that makes it completely worthless for usage outside of itself

there's a reason why imperial measurements were abolished in most parts of the world

murrka remains a "rich" third world country so in a way it makes sense they're still using ancient obsolete systems like this
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>>545752946
Right, and some other things within a similar range. If you need tools to measure it doesn't really matter WHICH scale you use because you're limited to your tool's range and precision anyway.

Fahrenheit is just human centric (very imprecise but variably accurate) measurement.
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The Mr. Hands
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>>545753174
see
>>545753185
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The ButtPlox
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Jar for everyone.
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>>545751928
American here. Metric system shits on any other system any day of the week.
>Engineer
>fuck lb-m, lb-f, ft/s, Fahrenheit, etc.
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>>545751928
The perfect measuring system for weather temperature would be 0-100, where 0 was too cold to go outside (whatever that may be), and 100 being too hot (above body temperature). Celcius is great because everyone in the world has access to at least some water, and can therefore find the 0 and 100 points on a homemade thermometer. The scale can never be lost, which fahrenheit can, as it's based on the melting point of arbitrary butter or something.
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>>545753209
Why do I think this could end badly?
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>>545753209

round of applause for this anon
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>>545753729
This is a dildo thread.
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>>545752946

I dont really get why you think Fahrenheit is better for weather?

We use Celsius. So for example if someone says its -2 out you think blimey its below freezing out there. Since 0 means freezing.

Thats probably like 734.25 Fahrenheit or something bizarre and hard to remember.
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>>545753729
Holy shit, what if america's are holding onto Fahrenheit so they can shift it and deny climate change
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>>545753734
That wouldn't happen, unless you were horsing around
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faggot
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"through the wormhole"
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>>545753593
I 200% agree with the weight system. Pounds are shit, on the other hand the only thing that fucks up when you have precision instruments to measure is conversion. Metric SHOULD dominate all scientific, engineering, etc. purposes because you're already doing things with measuring tools and and also need interoperability with the rest of the world. Kelvins are SI anyway, not Celsius.

>>545753729
Right, which is what Fahrenheit was really supposed to be but is outdated. Fahrenheit v2 > Celsius.

>>545753853
I do believe 734F will melt a good deal of the metals that exist.
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>>545753853
well 0 Celsius is 32 Fahrenheit and 273 Kelvin
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Am I doing this right?
It's called "The Nigga".
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best dildå
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>>545753931
well, with one of those bloody horsecocks anything can happen, right? especially if you're overly receptive...
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>>545735426

it's a lamp.
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>>545753853
freezing temperature is 32 degrees fahrenheit.

so someone said -20 to 30 celsius is the range of most used temperatures.
the same range for fahrenheit is 0-100
i just think it's more intuitive to use 0-100 than -20-30
>>545753921
they won't, because the only americans that deny climate change are fucking retarded
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Hello Fagots
Rate my Dick and Suck it
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I call this one the Gender-Bender, but i suppose it looks more like a fire hydrant
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Why does it say I have no "WebGL", then takes me to a screen saying that my browser's version of WebGL is fine?

I want to make a gift for mother's day god damnit!
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>>545738224
get out
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>>545754384
I've seen it, that guy was a foal.
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>>545745649
Ha!
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>>545754990


I'm dyin here. Like Benders head spinning rapidly and drilling into your chocolate starfish.
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>>545735426
Man, how i wish i had a 3d printer right now...
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I call it the shitwick
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The speedbump
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>>545755535
I know that feel...
you could not only make dildos, but also all other kind of interesting sex toys!
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>>545744930
Well then...
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>>545737142
>>545737234
>>545738172
>>545738884
>>545739541
>>545746081
i'm breathless, best thread today
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The bullet
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The Dynamite
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Somebody archive this shit please
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>>545745681
The Christmas tree,AKA Santa's Surprise
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fuck we hit the image limit
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>>545755142
Well, it doesn't behove to ass around I guess...
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>>545757478
Someone make a new thread, this shit is top fucking notch.
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