Hey 4chan, I am a reasonably famous person
I'll give you 10 yes or no questions to ask about me, then after that you get 10 guesses as to who I am. If you guess right I promise I'll provide evidence with the date and time.
I've got a few hours to kill and I'm bored so let's do this.
By "reasonably famous"
Like there are "reasonably famous" people that I will try to talk to literally any other person about and they'll have no idea what I'm talking about. Is it like that?
If you listened to radio, watched tv or went on the internet in about the last 5 years you will know me. I say reasonably because I'm not sure how many older people would know me.
Why is it that you are so pretentious that you think anyone gives a fuck who you are.
Because everyone knows any "famous'' person contribute nothing to society.
All of my yes
Right my beautiful people, rule change
When this is posted you get 3 chances to guess who I am.
The first 3 replies to this are what counts.
Guess wrong and we go our separate ways.
Guess right and I will give photo/twitter proof.
Hi Ms. Perry what brings you to this place of colossal faggotry?
Oh my gosh this was fantastic, but I'm so sorry your first 3 guesses weren't right, but if it's any consolation, someone guessed right unofficially in this thread at least twice
I love you all, have a wonderful night. If you ever meet me in real life, say your from 4chan and I'll give you a hug.
To the guy who wants to marry Hayley Williams, I can say this now since I'm still confidential. She's a giant bitch in real life
OP, is that you?
I've got it
You T. Swizz? How does your song go? You wear short skirts, I wear sneakers, she's cheer captain and I am sucking off the bleachers?
Did you write a breakup song after that? Who am I kidding, course you did.
No one cares, get the fuck out
you fucktards really falling for this? It's clear that we couldn't guess it and now OP is being a faggot and leaving. OP, if you're a celebrity (or even a grill btw) post a vague picture of yourself with timestamp
I guess you're here to chat rather than anywhere ele because you don't mind answering questions like what's the largest object you've inserted into your pooper.
Back in the pile boys till somehing else interesting happens
yeah, you're pretending to be either kesha or taylor swift, but really you're just a basement dwelling faggot! get off my /b/
>comming to /b/ with stoopid 'guess who?' game without tits to tease <<no>>
We already know it's you Miley
There's an Australian band I like called The Rubens. I really like OneRepublic but mostly just for that one song
Life is good thank you. I'm tired like crazy, jetlagged out of my mind, but I'm about to get a good nights rest. I'm going to have a huge breakfast no matter what.
Miley....you were really hot once but you're losing it fast lately.
Time to change your hairdo again or something. And stop fucking niggers. I'm not racist or anything but it's becoming obvious that they are trearing up you pussy.
I genuinely dig the dyke look, it totally suits your facial features and current persona, plus you actually seem like you'd be I interesting to hang out with irl, unlike most of your vapid attentionwhoring ilk.
where are you right now?
what instrument do you play?
are you single?
can you set up that date with hayley?
Also, you should post a pic of your surroundings.
Because I like to torture you I just took a picture and I'm dividing it up in chunks.
Here's a taste
Obvious bait, woman can't even open Internet browsers and musicians are as dumb as fucking nails. So explain to me how this fucking tardy tard nigga could even type in the URL for 4chan.
Hi Taylor, how is Meredith ? I hope she's going well.
Post a pic of her please.
cannot be taylor swift or miley cyrus, guys she said her hair is not currently blonde. read the fucking thread. she greatly implied she's dyed her hair. obviously kesha
Any questions you guys want to ask about the industry or anything since you know I'm a musician?
To anyone trying to get into this business, it really sucks as a job and takes a lot out of you but I couldn't imagine doing anything else and when you succeed you feel like your whole life is worth something and I couldn't imagine a better way to wake up every morning
Let's make this a YLYL thread.
Contribooting since T swift doesn't know how this works.
With all this information, it has to be Kesha.
She's the only one who's edgy enough to come here and still be smart enough to shut you newfags down.
>mfw Kesha has an IQ of like 160
>mfw I hate her slutty style
>but fuck smart grils so sexy
not blonde, faggot
Yes actually. A lot of people have this thing about dating fans, like we're not supposed to mix the two worlds or whatever, but basically if you're a nice guy who can make me laugh and isn't just looking for a story to sell to tabloids then yes, I would be interested
exif not helpful unless you consider that the timestamp is from March 19th and the computer is a windows box. So assuming this is real, it would be someone touring in AUSTRALIA or EAST ASIA at the moment. Although I'm sure white female artists on the road are going to be using a macbook anyway.
we will stop you serpent!
you will not enslave us!
I repeat. EXIF data reveals
AUSTRALIA/EAST ASIA TIMEZONE
It's not Taylor swift you fucking faggot buttstuffers. Jesus christ what the dick would some country girl singer slut be doing on fucking /b/
The only logical answer is Kesha.
>admits to being female
>no tits with timestamp
Jesus fucking christ you faggots. This isnt reddit people, who the fuck cares? 9 times out of 10 its a troll
>if actually kesha
>you look like you smell of dtale cigarettes and dried semen
>It's not Taylor swift you fucking faggot buttstuffers. Jesus christ what the dick would some country girl singer slut be doing on fucking /b/
Kesha, not really a fan. I am not sure if I have even heard one of your songs. I try not to. I know it contains subliminal NWO messages. But I am a funny chubby bearded guy, so if you would like to date me, it would make stalking you for the people's government much, much simpler for me.
I've never been booed off stage really, but I have had to leave early because of fans. Sometimes the energy just isn't right.
Biggest regret? I guess that sometimes I made the songs I knew that would work over the songs I wanted, and the fact that my fans never want to just talk about music, they want to touch my hair and scream that they love me. I mean, they are nice, but sometimes it's a bit much
>the fact that my fans never want to just talk about music, they want to touch my hair and scream that they love me
Well that's the tradeoff of being actually popular. Doesn't happen to niche musicians as often
I'd love to talk music with you, the problem is that many of the questions I'd ask would reveal your identity, like which of your own songs you like the most etc.
>it really sucks as a job and takes a lot out of you but I couldn't imagine doing anything else and when you succeed you feel like your whole life is worth something and I couldn't imagine a better way to wake up every morning
That doesn't seem like a very healthy job, but if you ARE tswift, at least you know that millions of people out there love what you're doing.
I'm not famous by any stretch, but I'm four times bestseller'd and I feel similarly towards having to pump out novels. When a fan recognizes me or asks for an autograph, that negative paradigm on life melts away and I feel like I really am doing something great.
Keep in there and keep doing what you love. :)
Well it's good that you've never been booed like that.
It's a really cliche thing to ask but what was your inspiration for becoming a musician?
also, you actually got me raging for having succesfully convinced these faggots that you're in fact even remotely female, 7/10 troll
now gtfo my /b/
guys, enough with the swift. It's either kesha, or someone pretending to be kesha. look at the fucking nose that was posted. that's kesha's nose. I would know. Most reptilian shapeshifters have that nose.
Taylor why did you want this picture down from the jihad site?
>Question 1: is the illuminati real?
I lol'd irl
and this one were you threatened to sue the jihad site if they didnt bring the picture down
he asks on an internet forum...
Yeah actually, we get a lot of hate for being popular but we all really know what we're doing. Like we have to be able to be incredible technically proficient in vocals, as well as having background in instruments is always essential. Even if it's not part of our usualy gig they make us learn a bit just for the shows