Hey, /b/ >About a week ago, make a wincest thread that was mostly just me venting about drama that happened with my sister >Get whiny so I call her and text her repeatedly for the first time in a few days >She decides to stop ignoring me >We talk on the phone for a few minutes >Decide I'm going to fly up to her city and see her as soon as possible >Promise a few /b/ros I'll update them on what happened >Make this thread
>>530181437 First off, I just sent her a text and said I was there A cab took me to a hotel I'd booked, and because it was about 4 am, I just went to sleep until noon It was fucking freezing, though. I don't understand how the northern /b/rothers stand it I started leaving the shower running hot to heat the bathroom as I dressed myself. Ridiculous
>Be noon >It's like 39 degrees out >Testicles fell off the moment I stepped out of bed >Probably would have been better off if that were literal, and not a little lie to emphasize how fucking cold it was
>She's been outside, ready to pick me up for about five minutes >I've been inside, brushing my teeth over, and over, and over again >Also, gagging >I'm not nervous about seeing her, but I'm nervous about the talk
>Walk outside >I'm wearing a long sleeved shirt, and a jacket over a hoodie >Not sure if I'm shaking because cold or scared >Get in her car >Don't look at her n-nice car, femanon >"Don't be awkward as soon as we get together, dude. Don't make this hard" Sorry. Ah. What are we doing? >We go to buy clothes, and get food
>>530184305 >I've only seen snow once before >I was 10 >It was on a mountain with my brother >My family forgot me on the mountain, and drove away without me >I used to romanticize snow, but that memory in combination with what's happened recently has ruined snow for me
>Femanon and I go to a ridiculous, hipster coffee shop >All of the employees are tatt'd, and have gauges >I think all of them were gay >I don't mind gays >This was just so fucking hipster >They all know her >She walks in and it's like Queen Hipster has arrived >Three people try to take our order, and everyone else stands there talking >Femanon orders some coffee drink using words I can't even remember ...do they have hot chocolate? >"Yeah. I need a mid hot cocoa with light peppermint" >Get handed my drink >They wrote "Femanon's little brother" on the cup
>>530185007 >Femanon lives in a huge city, but she's got all these little spots of her own >Femanon takes me to one of the stores that sells her clothing line >People freak the fuck out >Once again, Queen has arrived >She introduces me and everyone tells me how great it is that I'm related to her >They yap about how they've almost sold out of her clothes >She shows me some shirts she made >$90 for a small tshirt Holy fuck. You get $90 for this? >"Actually the store only pays me $50. But that's the cost of handmade clothing. It's not a wonder people prefer clothes from sweatshops" >Sweatshops >All of the employees start swaying with depression >They stop and talk for a half hour about the horrors of sweat shops >I've never seen an American look so miserable over the state of the Chinese
this might seem irrelevant, but I want to emphasize how well liked my sister is
>>530185873 No. You don't understand what this was like for me People were effectually congratulating me on being related to her. As far as they were concerned, my worth was directly related to how much blood I shared with her. It's like I wasn't my own person People WORSHIP her
>>530186091 u got unlimited cash from your dad & your sister
you practically have a sister who is a celeb in the state + you fucked her (more than once as well)
even though she's being cold to you now that she snapped back to real life, you're always going to know that she wants you and your D, and the way she acts to you is only because she's trying to suppress her feels for you
>>530185604 Actually, I'm going to emphasize something else, here
>I live at home right now >My parents didn't question why I was gone for a week >The most I heard was "Hey. I haven't seen you." >They don't know Friend's name, although she's my best friend and I'm with her all of the time. and have been for a year >I've only seen my brother once a year since I was a little boy, and only for a week at a time >My parents forgot my on a mountain, and my brother was with them when it happened >My family is not close >A big part of wanting to know Lexi came from wanting to have some sense of a normal family >Fucked that up a bit
Unlimited cash from my dad--what? Where did you get that from? I pay $250 to live here, and I only eat what I buy (from a minifridge in my room). My parents don't support me any more than they feel obligated to, and they would stop letting me board up for cheap if I ever showed any sign of being lazy
>>530186923 It seems harsh to say this but it would be really better of with you not ending up with your sis because of all the stuff that happened when you were a child. It's not just a healthy relationship (and not just because of incest)
>>530186923 OP, is Lexi actually in love with her BF or is she with him for stability? Also, is your sister a hipster? If she is and in the last thread you said you guys had a lot in common then, does that mean you are a hipster too?
think this way. she was still gonna have to leave even if you kept as friends, and you weren't gonna be as close as you were with her. that's what you wanted right from the start wasn't it, to be close to her. you could've been forgotten after she left and came back, but now she's going to be thinking about you even when she comes back, you opened up more chance for yourself to be close to her by having sex with her imo, it's a double win for you you said your dad was a wealthy businessman
>>530186605 >Finally arrive at her house >It's cement on the sides >Red brick up front, emphasized by blue paint around the windows and on the door >Has a little black iron fence, and a small front yard, and a small backyard >It's near an overpass >The walls around the overpass are covered in street art >I'd show you a picture, but I know one of you fucks would figure out where she lives from it
>Walk inside >Nearly everything is old styled >Bookshelves and books where ever she can neatly fit them >Couch is blue with white trim >Wallpaper is blue, with white boarding >TV is a massive 60 inch wall mounted over a 200 gallon salt water fish tank with a glass top >She's using the fish tank as a place to hold her cable box, and her consoles, and about 20 more books
>>530187772 I found, unfortunately, she does love him I'm not a hipster. I appreciate a lot of things like organic food, and reading, and old stuff, and equality, and even photography, but I haven't found a way to make that crap into my lifestyle. I don't have tattoos, and I'll never want a beard, and that's like, required for hipster men
>>530187786 Because my dad didn't become a wealthy businessman by having his dad coddle him, they say Not like it matters. I landed a good job, and my room is 20x20. I've got lots of space, and I live cheaply
>>530188606 my condolences OP. I'm sorry for the loss of what could have been an amazing story of incest love. I will mourn what could have been and hope you can find a girl as awesome as your sister sounds if that's possible.
>>530188090 >Her kitchen has roosters in it >And vegan cookbooks >And there are motivational sentences made out of magnets >And the table is made out of green paint, intentionally chipped to look aged >And the wooden seats have cushions on them >And the floor is tile >There's a backyard leading outside, onto pavement, and to a well sized shed with a picnic table in front of it
Can't handle the feels. Sorry OP, I hope however it ends that you'll be happy (sounds unlikely), but nevertheless, you have my blessings. However, not a huge fan of feels, feels make me feel all sad 'n shit. Great story though. I'm just gonna play pokemon and pretend I hadn't read anything feelsy.
>>530190124 >There's a bathroom on the right side of the hallway, and a staircase on the left >Staircase has a door in it, leading to the basement >I didn't go in the basement, so I don't know what's in it >She said she works down there when it's warm outside >Upstairs, there's a small bedroom to the left, followed by a bathroom, and a small office to the back left, and the entire right side is the master and the master bath
>>530191487 >Some time later, he shows up >I've seen him in pictures, but I wasn't expecting this >Nothing can prepare you for meeting your sister's boyfriend, when you've been humping her >He comes in a dress shirt, and suit pants >He took the latter half of his day off to meet me >He has a beard >He's about 5'11 >He's got a huge smile >You can tell how nice he is the second you meet him >He reaches out his hand for a handshake, but then pulls me in for a hug >"I'm gonna show you around today, Anon. It's great to finally meet you. Lexi is crazy about you. I'm glad our family can be complete" >mfw "our family" >mfw he implies he's apart of it >mfw these two are really close
>>530191903 I said in the first thread that I never fucked him. lol
>>530192154 Y-you too... >He takes me to an organic produce store he voluntarily markets for >Guess what >Every fucking person there nuts and creams when my sister and her boyfriend walk in >"HELLO EVERYONE," her boyfriend says, "THIS MAN IS GONNA BE MY LITTLE BROTHER!" >People fawning over me >Oh how handsome you are Anon nice to meet you Anon you live in a different state Anon you have to visit more Anon I didn't know Lexi had a brother Anon how great how wonderful I want to have my first lesbian experience with Lexi
>>530192760 >He buys me pomegranate seeds >I've had them before, but never this good >He raves about how good fresh food is >He takes me to bookstores >We're bonding hella >I don't think I even talked to Lexi for an hour >He's holding her hand the whole time >Every time he takes me someplace, he mentions something he did there with Lexi >Takes me to a spot where they had their "first kiss in THIS city" >Later shows me where they had their first kiss after moving to the city >Lexi smiles widely while he tells these stories
>>530193274 >I've seen her smile like that before >At me >At five, we head to Lexi's >I'm tired, and cold >He tells me to sit on the couch, and hands me Lexi's TV remote >He explains how to use all of the features and volume controls >He asks me about foods I like >He goes into the kitchen, and makes Lexi sit with me while he cooks dinner >It was vegetarian nachos and salsa >They're not vegetarians, but the meat would take a while to cook >This guy is incapable of not being kind, and hospitable >Lexi says "So? Thoughts?" He's great. Actually, he's perfect. I'm glad you have him >She smiles a little, but then she frowns, leans away from me, and stops talking until dinner is ready
>>530193876 >Over dinner, this nigga will not stop talking about what an angel Lexi is >I'm not the type to get angry at someone for something that isn't his fault >I've never been jealous when someone liked my girlfriend >When a girlfriend cheated on me, I hated her, and felt nothing toward the guy it was with >Sitting across from him, listening to him talk about how glad he is to have her >Listening to him talk about all the reasons why I shouldn't take Lexi from him >Fuck me >I want to be mad, or hurt, but this bastard is so perfect >He loves Lexi like nothing else >All he is, is bearded good incarnate >When they start talking about how much they hate corporations and minimum wage, I see Lexi liven up like I never have before >She's passionate about caring for other people >He's passionate about caring for other people >One time, I threw beached fish back into the ocean >Fuck me
>>530194714 >They ask me what I think about minimum wage I... Uh. I mean, I know people can't live off of it. I had to in high school, and it sucked. I know that in Australia, it's $14.50, but I don't know about their cost of living or anything >Feel so ignorant >I don't even know one way or the other >Her boyfriend smiles and goes on and on about taxes and the economy and says things I don't understand >Just nod, smile, and eat these fucking incredible nachos that this piece of shit made in less than 30 minutes
>After dinner, we play Battleship >One of the ones from the 90s >It was hysterical, and fun >Use a sneaky tactic (put all of the ships next to each other) >Lexi realizes what I've done after her boyfriend starts cracking up >She tackles me >We all start wrestling, and throwing crap at each other >one of the best times of my life
All I can think about as I'm reading this is how much I want to work for a clothing line in some snowy area just for a sweet, sweet chance of finding out who this girl is and when I do I will point at her and I'll say "HEY!"
>And then she'll look at me >And I'll look at her right in her fucking face >I will point at her, and my hand will be a raging boner of righteous accusation. >"YOU FUCKED YOUR BROTHER!"
But that will never happen as I have no initiative to make my dreams come true. Alls I have is this dream as I sit here and giggle like a gigantic faggot at the things that will never take place in my life, and the face she'll make when she realizes she's been found out.
>pic related, how I imagine her face looking at the pivotal point in my not-future
Carry on OP, you're a stronger man than I in all regards.
>>530195882 >We go to bed around midnight forgot to mention this but we picked up my stuff from the hotel because they both thought it was ridiculous that I'd be paying out my ass to stay in stranger's sex stained sheets when I could stay in theirs >I'm lying in bed on my tablet for about an hour >Get up to go to the bathroom >Walk by their bedroom door >I can hear the thumping of the bed against the wood, second story floor >Rage and sit on be
>Be next morning >Sister is knocking on my door >Anon breakfast is ready >I got like 6 hours of sleep Come in here, Lexi >"wut" I smell bad, because I found a way to sweat all night. Can I shower quickly before I go down there and sit in front of your boyfriend? >The look she gave me >She looked like I'd just told her she'd miscarried the baby she'd been dreaming of for years >"Sure. Use mine. There's a wicker cabinet holding the clean towels" >of course there's a wicker cabinet holding the clean towels >Cry in the shower >Seriously >Manly tears >Feel my heart falling into my asshole and it's only the first day >Finish, get dresses, brush hair >Go downstairs >Fucking pancakes with a bunch of different fruit >Sugar free organic syrup >A glass of grapefruit juice and a glass of water in front of each plate >These people are too wholesome
>>530197391 >We go out to a sewing place my sister likes to work at >She has to bring a few garments to some place >Her boyfriend has to leave to go to work >Lexi introduces me to everyone >You already know the drill >People fawn over me >She goes into a room in the back, and sets me on a chair >"Can you sit quietly? And would you be willing to hold some fabric for me?" I'll be your table, yeah. >She smiles at me, just a little >Then a fucking switch goes off in the bitch's head >She doesn't speak for three and a half hours >She sews shirts and pants and long skirts >She's created a pile of clothing faster than I can begin to understand how sewing works
>She takes me to the store she's selling them to >They hand her a check for $750 >She worked for less than four hours, and got $750 >With the cost of materials and renting the space, it's more like $400, but still >fuck >No wonder she's 28 with her own house in a big city
>Lexi introduces me to her hipster friends >Five of her best friends, who love her and probably wish they could perform oral sex on her anus >They bring over home made cheese >Vegan crackers >Cider >Bathtub eggnog >Home made, baked french fries
>>530199184 >They ask me questions forever >Where are you from >What are your interests >What do you do for a living >Do you like to read often >What are your friends like >DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND HEHEHEHEHEHE
>>530199351 >Sister has some jazz station running on the TV >I'm eating the shit out of this homemade cheese, but the crackers are as hard as Triscuits so fuck that >Cider is good, getting me buzzed >When the sun starts setting, one of the girls says "I'm tired of talking!" >fucking finally >I've had to stutter through so many social justice conversations that I've never had outside of /b/ >She pulls out Apples to Apples >They decide to play a drinking game >If you laugh, you drink >These girls are hysterical >We're all drinking
>>530200289 >About 9 PM >Drunk >Flirting with one of the girls >Everyone is having fun and falling all over the place >I lay my head in her lap and make her rub my hair while we all make stupid conversation >She looks down at me and says "You're seriously hot" >Roll over and say "Your cunt smells delicious" >I'm never that vulgar sober
Jesus Christ this place sounds like fucking heaven. Thinking Washington state or, the city that Scott pilgrim vs the world took place. That Canadian place. That guy ops sister is with seems legit awesome. Fuck! So jelly. Perfect ass city. closest place to hipster I.went was a cool coffee shop in Minneapolis...
> mfw I want to go to Minneapolis again...
Came here for the wincest, stayed for dream city and hipster family.
>>530201221 >come to on all fours >look up >People are laughing at me >It must have been funny that I fell >Laugh
>Black out again >Come back into reality and realize I'm looking for Lexi >Say her name >"I'm right here" >Keep saying her name, and she keeps saying "Right here, Anon"
>Black out >Suddenly I'm leaning over the toilet >I'm peeing >Proud of myself because I'm making it on the bowl
>Black out >Suddenly there's a girl under me >Can't remember getting to this >Fingering her >This is nice smelling cunt girl >Shits sloppy and I can tell >Pretty sure I'm drooling on her >Arm isn't working well, so I'm using my feet to push myself up and down so I can get my fingers to slide in and out of her
>Black out for a second >Lexi is saying "Anon, stop" stop what why >"When you're sober, are you going to be okay knowing you fingered this girl you don't know? yeah she's so pretty >"Get up" >She helps me up the stairs, into the bathroom, and then into her room
>Black out >Wake up with her head in my chest, and my arm around her
>>530201443 Sounds like Minneapolis too... Think I'm gonna move there now.... Keep describing the hipsters and the shops and shit. It's like sexually heart warming. With the win thrown in for an A++ story.
>>530202202 >Wake up in the morning >Still drunk >World is spinning >There's a glass of water next to the bed >Chug it >Get up to relieve my alcohol piss >Throw up once, just a little, and in the toilet Leeeexiii? >Walk out of her room >People are looking trashed and saying goodbye >See the girl I fingered >Blush and wave >Walk back into her room >Shower >Finish showering, walk out to go across the hall to get my clothes >Hear crying >Look downstairs >Lexi is cleaning up a lot of the mess, and crying >I stood on the landing, and it felt like time stopped >I just stood there >Eventually, after standing there, I choose to walk into the guest room and get dressed, instead of walking down to her
Man reading this is tearing me apart, nobody should have to go through this kind of shit. Yet here you are, telling this story and I have no reason to not believe it until I see the end. This can either be the longest, most elaborate Walking of the Dinosaur, or the longest, most heartbreakingly sexy story /b/ has ever seen.
>>530203945 >Put on sweat pants and a hoodie >Still cold >Walk out of the spare room slowly >Listen for crying >All I hear is cleaning >Walk downstairs >She's just cleaning dishes now >Offer to help >"I don't need anything. Just relax. Are you hungry?" No, my stomach is upset >"Do you remember what you did last night?" >oh fuck me here we go Not really >"They liked you so much." >wut >"All of my friends liked you so much. They liked Boyfriend, too, but he's just... A host. They think he's sweet, and charming, but he never plays around with them like you did" Yeah. He seems like he'd never impose or anything >"I'm not saying he does anything wrong. I'm just saying they liked you a lot." I like your friends, too. They're nice. I've never met people who were so nice >"I wish you could be around them more" Me, too >Okay, if she isn't gonna bring it up, I am
>>530204736 Why were you crying earlier? >She sighs >She doesn't answer Could you tell me? >"I don't think I want to talk about this with you" Bullshit. You're strong and independent. Whatever. Can you just talk to me? Can you, I don't know, stop shutting me out when your emotions make you uncomfortable? Was it something I did? >She started shaking her head while I was speaking >When I finish talking, she bites in inside of her lip, and glares ahead >She puts the bowl down >She puts her hands on the counter lip >She turns just her head at me >This is woman body language for nigga u fucked
>>530205265 >I took a manly, preemptive step back >"I know this isn't fair of me, but at least I'm not giving Boyfriend handjobs on your fucking couch. You get drunk, and the first thing you wanna do is have sex with someone. Couldn't you have controlled it while you were in front of me?" I was wasted, Lexi. I wasn't even conscious of what I was doing for most of it >It's like I didn't even speak >She's getting louder >"Is that why this started? Did you just realize you wanted to fuck when you'd been drinking? I mean, I mean, did it have anything to do with me, or did your dick just... You're just so fucking irritating!"
>>530205728 Well, yeah, it did have everything to do with you. I thought you were pretty before I started drinking >"Right. Right. I bet you did. But were you interested in me before that?" >She made this twisted, repulsed face and then said >"I'm having this argument with my brother." >She steps toward me
and then my friend wakes up hold on she doesn't start stabbing me or anything so this isn't a giant cliffhanger
>>530207091 But not weed dream or salvia shit. It's like you don't really sleep. You wake up like you really wake up for a long dream "is it reallity?" I've morphine more than once, in hospital. Hallucinating, creeping and walking like the dinosaure (litteraly)
>>530206693 >ouch my feelings Why the fuck are you being such a bitch? You being jealous of your friend doesn't mean you get to talk to me like that. I got shit faced, and I sloppily fingered a nice girl who was giving me attention. You're going off fucking another dude and telling him you love him. You don't get to have both of us. You have to pick one
>>530207508 >"I know I have to pick one. How do I do that? It's not like I'm just picking between you and him. I'm picking between my entire life, and you. If it was just you and him, it would be different"
Think back to what I said about people loving her everywhere she went Making a ton of money off of only a couple of hours of work This city is her's Her life is made She has a nice house, lots of friends, and a normal relationship
>>530207512 She's my best friend. She doesn't "prod", I tell her. Haha. And knowing some of what's going on, it makes sense that she'd wonder how I am at 3 in the morning I just didn't want her to walk over to me and see something
>>530208976 I already said: she lives in a center state
>>530208753 On the plane? I got a headache and I listened to sad music on my 3rd gen iTouch Some bro picked me up and dropped me at home, I took a shower to get plane off of me, put on clean clothes, and called my friend we laid in bed and talked, had sex (which was a first!) and then she went to sleep then i got on /b/
>>530209425 I blocked that bit of emotion out. I focused on my objectives: get in the cab; get through security; don't miss my plane; go home
>>530209425 I don't know. Don't tell Lexi I had sex with this girl, first of all So... I mean, if I feel like I need to keep that from her, that says something about the place we're in Like I said, we weren't as friendly and touch-me-not as this has made it seem
>>530209525 I told her I was feeling "confused" because Lexi is a great person, and we hadn't grown up as brother and sister I told her we got drunk and hooked up the last time Lexi was down, and I went up there to sort out feelings I told her I felt like I was heartbroken, although I knew the relationship couldn't have worked out I told her it had to be a secret, she said she knew that already
>>530211227 If you ever seen either, you know they're hysterical greentext
>We start the movies just sitting side by side >Within a half hour, Lexi is snuggled up to me, with an arm around my stomach and her head under my chin >We're cracking up together, and every time we laugh, she finds away to sit more of herself on me >By the end of Airplane!, she's got her legs all on me, and everything >When she puts on Blazing Saddles, she just sits herself back down straight on my lap
YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU CAN BRIDGE THE GAP AND DELVE INTO THE DEPTHS OF DELICIOUS WINCEST ONCE MORE; POSTHASTE NIGGA. YOU GOD DAMN PLEBEIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HIT THAT SHIT AND LET YOUR EMOTIONS FLOW FROM OUT OF YOU, SPEAK TO HER HONESTLY AND LOVE HER AS MORE THAN YOUR SISTER, LOVE HER CUNT AS MORE THAN YOUR SISTER'S CUNT, STOP FUCKING THIS UP I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW SHE WAS JELLY YOU IMBECILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>530211657 >I've got my arms wrapped around her torso >My hands are linked together in her lap >She's leaning back against me >It feels like I'm untouchable >Everything is perfect >Waking up early for work doesn't suck >Cold air is refreshing >Customers aren't retarded >My left leg isn't going numb >Nothing bad is bad when she's sitting on me
>>530212020 >Not even when she's sitting on me >Rather, everything is great when we're together >When it's just us, and we're relaxed, and the world exists outside of us >When I'm not fucking on /b/ at 4 am
>>530210902 >You two spend a whole year apart from each other >She gradually starts to shut down emotionally as the months go by, not being able to make a decision >You're also falling into depression and into a mess >Grandpa dies >You both meet for the first time again in a whole year at a funeral, just like that time a long time ago. >You cry together over his death after everyone has left >She has to leave to drive home >You just stand there, watching her leave at first >You speak up Have you made your choice yet? >The words echo in your head and she stops dead in her tracks >She whispers something to herself and sighs before turning to you >"I don't know, Anon. I've been feeling so empy without you, but I don't know if I can leave everything behind..." >She turns away from you and walks away >You watch her go >After a couple of minutes it dawns on you >You. Can't. Let. Her. Go. >You rush after her >Catch up to her by the parking lot, it's empty but a few cars, you and her. Lexi! >She stops, her keys are locked in the car door >It's raining >You feel something pushing you from behind, moving you towards her step by step >It's the wind, but it feels like something else entirely I... >"Yes, Anon?" I... "What is it, Anon? I really have to go." I love you. >The rain is pouring down hard now. She's simply staring at you with her wide auburn eyes >Her hair is wet and her gaze is heavy set on you >"Anon..." >She leaves her car keyes in the door as she turns towards you and starts walking >"Anon, I think I love you too!" >She rush up to you and you embrace her >You kiss
>>530212243 >Put my face against her back right in between her shoulder blades >Hold her stomach in my hands >Rub her sides with my thumbs >Feel her stomach muscles contracting while she laughs >My head gets bumped around by her shoulder blades >Smell her skin, and her perfume >Her hair is brushing through mine >Hear some joke from the movie >We're laughing together >Everything is perfect
>>530212532 >The movie ends >We walk upstairs >The TV and the DVD player will turn themselves off >Take turns going to the bathroom, and brushing our teeth >Joking around throughout all of it >She lays down in bed >I climb on top of her >She looks at me like she's going to jump my bones and bruise my pelvis >Instead, she lets me lead >Kiss her >Run my hands through her hair >Lean over her >Run my right hand over her face >Run my thumb across her lips >Run my forefinger from her forehead, to her temple, to her ear, to her neck >Whisper "sit up" >Pull off her shirt >Unhook her bra >Run my fingers from the back of her neck, to her shoulders, down her shoulder blades >Watch her goosebumps rise all over her chest >Run my fingers down the sides of her tits >Around the area of her nipples
>>530212532 OP could i trouble you to update me through an email? I'm on /b/ a lot but school just started back up for me so I might miss the thread if you decide to make another. Please update me, the feels are too stronk and I must know the end to your awesome story. Please email me at [email protected]
>>530213362 Oh, man. It was the greatest thing. She's the only one whose made me feel that way. Sex with her is like taking acid, but not going physically numb and being unaware of the liquid diarrhea you have in your colon Time slips away, and colors are better, and the texture of everything is stronger, and smells are better
>>530213473 I'm aware but it is in a center state. It seemed reasonable. Regardless, many feels to you /b/rother. I got work in the morning so I'm out but this may be the story of the year, also I hope this ends up being the most elaborate troll post of all time
>>530213731 So how are you going to go about saving the details and follow up in this thread? Just screencap and block it together? You should paste bin the whole story or whatever it's called. Thread of the year so far.
>>530214041 I don't know how to use pastebin I have the story in my head, because it happened to me. I don't need to preserve it I probably won't make another one, even if Lexi and I get together The only people who are going to know are the /b/oys on Skype, and the people who gave me their emails
Hey OP, Can you turn this into something a little more readable (book style)? I'd love to read more about it, but I get so lost trying to jump from comment to comment. If you do, email me. [email protected]
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