You know what you're looking at?
That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.
They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.
With my 6'2 and 290 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.
I could kick the fucking shit out of any of you.
fuck you.
>>855823
>keks
awesome pasta anon kun. just fix sum stuff up.like sambo has no black belts. there call masters of sport. so fix that up and you have teh instant lulz
also the fuck you at the end should be in al kaps!
hopez that helps for the most epic lulz.
>>855827
i always like to lork at 4cham and i also like mudflips as you do, DASU DASU LOL. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT
>>855823
>wrestling
>not gay
why does the doll look like a whitewashed Mike Tyson?
>>855823
I'll just do like Jim Cornette and shoot you from behind, making sure to aim for your spine.