WWE Presents... The Slammy Awards

Either John Cena will return tonight or at the Royal Rumble

So far here are the small Slammy Award winners:

> WWE Tag Team of the Year: The Usos
> Best John Cena U.S. Open Challenge: Cesaro
> Hashtag of the Year: #SuplexCity
> Celebrity Moment of the Year: Stephen Amell dives onto Stardust at SummerSlam
> “Tell Me You Didn’t Just Say That” Moment of the Year: Brock Lesnar coins “Suplex City” at WrestleMania

Also, how the fuck did New Day not win Tag Team of the Year? Usos definitely deserved to win... last year. But with one of them being out for the better part of the year and losing their titles. This is like Reigns winning Superstar of the Year last year.

REMINDER TO REPORT AND HIDE ALL HOGAN POSTS

Roman's taking Superstar of the Year this year too.

The slammy's are going to suck. Bring back Hulk Hogan.

>>839869
He deserves it this year WAY more than last year at least. Really it should be Seth.

>>839869
I'm okay with either him or Seth getting it

wait they already announced the results of the slammys? why the fuck?

>>839872
>the Hulkster will never crash the Slammys and start calling people nigger instead of brother

>>839875
Only the shitty ones and tag team of the year. See Vince, this is why people see tag teams as a shitty lower division by having it be just announced on the website.

I REALLY wish they would stop having people vote on the Slammys, same with Tough Enough. It just makes it harder for heels to win over babyfaces in general, probably why New Day lost and why ZZ got so far.

>>839880
Le U SO crazy xD

> "This is Awesome" Moment of the Year
> Extreme Moment of the Year
> The OMG Shocking Moment of the Year
Basically the same differences between an Extreme Rules Match, Street Fight and No Holds Barred Match.

>>839856
>> WWE Tag Team of the Year: The Usos
>Not New Day.

STOP PUSHING SAMOANS YOU VINCE ASSHOLE!

>>839880
>The Usos
probably the most undeserving win of the night, they didn't do shit all year.

>>839880
Just be happy Kevin Owens is going to win Breakout Star of the year

>>839891
>implying it's not going to Neville.

>>839891
That is a must. But he hasn't really done much since Cena really...

>>839893
I love Neville and if was booked correctly, hell yes. But name one feud he's had all year long.

>>839891
>win Breakout Star
>get buried to lower mid-card and Ziggler-tier feuds

>>839891
>Implying its not Nia.

SAMOAN PUSH FOR EVERYONE DAMMIT!

>>839902
HIGH TEST
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Here's the results for the 2013 /asp/ies for all the new people.

>>839912
>Future Star
>Roman
We did it /asp/!

And of course the 2013 /asp/hole awards:
> Annoying Divas of the Year: The Bella Twins
> Forced Feud of the Year: John Cena vs. The Rock
> Fuck Off of the Year: The Rock
> Overrated of the Year: (Tie) Alberto Del Rio and Ryback
> Please Retire of the Year: Rey Mysertio
> Shamelessness of the Year: Taking the WHC from Ziggler and awarding it to the man who gave him the concussion
> Wasted Potential of the Year: Dolph Ziggler
> Worst Match of the Year: 7-on-7 Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Tag Team Diva Match (Twice)
> Worst PPV of the Year: Survivor Series
And my personal favourite:
> CENAWINSLOL of the Year: For being the only person ever to cleanly beat a heel cashing in Money in the Bank

>>839921
Times have changed...

>>839924
>> CENAWINSLOL of the Year: For being the only person ever to cleanly beat a heel cashing in Money in the Bank
and Sandow never came back from that. fuck does wwe's booking piss me off so hard.

>>839912
>Wasted Potential: Dolph Ziggler
I agree we could have had a good jobber on our hands

And finally, the 2014 /asp/ies:
> Please Retire of the Year: The Announce Team
> PPV of the Year: SummerSlam
> Shamelessness of the Year: Firing Alberto Del Rio but keeping the guy who made a racist remark about him
> Shoker of the Year: Brock Lesnar breaks the streak
> Team of the Year: The Shield
> Wasted Potential of the Year: Cesaro
> CENAWINSLOL of the Year: Cena destrost the Wyatt Family after losing to Brock at SummerSlam because Vince didn't want people to think he wasn't as strong anymore... LOL
> Match of the Year: The Shield vs. Evolution (Payback)
> NXT Wrestler of the Year: Adrian Neville & Sami Zayn (Tie)
> Wrestler of the Year: Seth Rollins

>>839924
>Overrated of the Year
>Alberto Del Rio
Sorry Dorito, i didn't know you were that good on the ring.

>>839939
It was during the time of him winning about 4 world titles, Money in the Bank and the Royal Rumble all in a very small time period.

>>839938
>> Shamelessness of the Year: Firing Alberto Del Rio but keeping the guy who made a racist remark about him
I feel like we should make note that here we are now with Del Rio hired again and the racists guy fired and now Del Rio is wrestling with about zero spirit.

>>839942
I think Del Rio would win Shamelessness of the Year again this year for leaving AAA without a champion and selling out for more money. And I'm not one of the people who uses the term selling out loosely (since people always say it the wrong way), but he really did sell out.

RAW will be boring tonight. Nobody cares about Slammy awards.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>839889
>Tag Team of the Year: The Usos
>Superstar of the Year: Roman Reigns
>Diva of the Year: Nia Jax
>Celebrity of the Year: The Rock
>Rookie of the Year: Samoa Joe

>>839951
Okay, I giggled when I saw Rookie of the Year.

>>839946
to be fair, watching him wrestle it's almost like even he realises how much he fucked up, he looks dead inside half the time he's on screen.

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>>839951
>Diva of the Year: Nia Jax

This years /asp/ie awards...
> Please Retire of the Year: The Big Show
> PPV of the Year: WrestleMania 31
> Shamelessness of the Year: allowing smarks to hijack the rumble 2 years in a row
> Shocker of the Year: Alberto Del Rio returns to WWE despite being fired and claiming to never ever coming back
> Team of the Year: The New Day
> Wasted Potential of the Year: Cesaro
> CENAWINSLOL of the Year: Cena literally catching Seth Rollins and putting him in the position for the AA out of nowhere and winning (something like that)
> Match of the Year: Rollins vs Lesnar vs Cena (Royal Rumble)
> NXT Wrestler of the Year: Baron Corbin or Finn Balor
> Wrestler of the Year: Roman Reigns

>>839950
Hulk Hogan should win every Slammy.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

Announced on preshow that Usos won team of the year. Vince really hates niggers, doesn't he?

>>839956
Na'h, I think if we did it again we'd have to replace PPV of the Year with TakeOver of the Year. Which sounds like a hipster thing to say, but look back and can you think of the PPV main events more of the TakeOver main events more.

Also that's not shamelessness, it should be when they exploit something or do something to fuck someone over.

Maybe I should do another /asp/ie Awards for 2015, I wasn't planning on doing it at first...

Can someone why it is my filters seem to be broken? certain posts don't get filtered out and I've filtered every variation and word combination of the word I don't want to see.

>>839964
Let's see:
> New Day
"We'll make the blackies dance!"
> Team BAD
"We'll make the blackies dance!"
> Prime Time Players
"We'll make the blackies dance!"

I think Mark Henry is the only blacky not dance this year.

>>839971
it's either because Marks got too much dignity or he was injured around the time "make the blackies dance" was the thing vince wanted to see.

I dunno if I wanna vote for Nikki Bella or Sashs Banks for DOTY.

>>839966
I remember the PPV main events more senpai

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>>839982
>voting for diva of the year

>>839982
>thinking your vote matters

>>839950
The NEW DAY will probably be the best part of tonight.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

Wow Sandow is finally on tv, good for him.

>>839880
New Day lost because its rigged

>>839950
Will RAW lose more ratings this week?

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

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>yfw Roman shows up in that shitty suit he wore on Conan

>>839880
>I really wish people would stop voting for guys I don't like instead of the guys that I like
Okay 2Old WeirdO

>>840007
Probably not. They were way up last week, and it's Slammys Raw, so I doubt they will drop tonight.

>>839950
Hulk Hogan shows up tonight. The crowd goes wild.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

fuck
So level with me guys, is there any point in watching raw tonight? I can't shake the feeling it's just gonna be the same shit
>Roman kicks it off
>celebrates in ring
>authority shows up
>shitty dialogue exchange because roman can't promo and Trips doesn't know when shit needs to end
>Steph anounces he'll fight sheamus at the rumble
>jobbers gonna job
>divas gonna piss break
>kevin owens swears on pg tv
>people start promo'ing they'll win the rumble
>tag team main event
>testicle jokes
>hogan posters keeps posting
>slammies are boring

can't shake the feeling I should just play Fallout 4.

>>839982
>thinking it matters
Vote Sasha anyway

>>839950
The Hogan Poster will not stop until Hogan returns.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>840020
level with me for a moment Hogan.
Why would hogan come back when he's currently in the middle of a lawsuit and has also had his reputation permanently ruined? TNA probably wouldn't even take him back at this point bro.

at this point I almost feel respectful to how dedicated you are but there's literally no point to what your doing man.

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>>839986

all my stream pages are kill. pls post streams

Who /lit/ here?

>>840037
http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork

>>840042
the network doesn't stream do live RAW

I refuse to use the weeb thread.

>>840047
is work?

Fuck Roman Reigns

>>840054
Yes

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SOMEBODY MAKES A STEVE HARVEY REFERENCE TONIGHT: YES/NO??

Where can I watch this?

>Slammys get their own Stage
>Other major PPVs don't

Shit.

>>840049
Then fuck off.

Stephanie McMahon looking fucktastic tonight.

>>840066
On the USA Network on television, anon.

Hey, /asp/. I've been sticking with indy shit, lucha libre, and Lucha Underground. Haven't watched WWE since like two months before the Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak was broken, and I've heard it's pretty bad right now.

How has the Slammy episode been so far? Do you think next RAW is a good place to jump back in with WWE? Or is it really bad and I'm better off staying away?

Can you link me some YouTube videos of the more interesting things that have happened in WWE lately?

>its an Steph promo
dropped

>surprise return of the year
>when literally the only surprise was the Dudleys

I

>>840073
fuck you too

You guys ready for them to make a reference to the miss universe thing?

>>840066
TV or on crichd

>>839861
Kids vote for faces.

>>840081

But... But Del Rio.

>its a reigns promo

awesome. off the stream goes.

>people are genuinely cheering Roman
Is it stockholm syndrom or a mark town?

>>840070
As always, she is as hot as she was 15 years ago

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>there are people who find Steph's voice sexy

>>840084

Heath Slater or R-Truth will think he's won superstar of the year only for them to take it off them and give it to Reigns, calling it now.

HO-HO HOGAN RETURN CONFIRMED?

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>>839856
Usos have been injuried 9/12 months!
FUCK THIS SHIT!

>>840076
No wrestling at all and they already gave Roman Reigns (Yes they keep pushing him) an award.

Skip it i say.

HOTHEAD
O
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H
E
A
D

>>840100
True. But, in a different way.

Roman, i hope u whole family will die, really. Khali was way better than you are right now. U are pathetic. I hate u. I will fucking kill u, i will take a gun, and then shot u, and all other americans who chant you, and they childrens in the school.

>ROMAN HAS TATER TOTS SIGN
kek

>>840108
for what purpose?
what does wwe get for hiring a racist.
A racist that can't even pass the performance test.

>>840099
He genuinely got over at TLC.

>>840113
>no wrestling at all
Maybe I'm just remembering badly, but did the Slammy episodes always have literally no wrestling whatsoever?

Hinest but unpopular opinion here. I really like Roman Reigns. He is not amazing on the mic, but I geniualy like his matches and attitude.

>Roman promo
Please don't

>Get out

Based steph

>>840119
Yea, she milf status now

>>840126
>what does wwe get for hiring a racist.
Alberto El Patron.

fuggggggggg :DDDDDDDDD

>stephanie shrieking like a pterodactyl
can you believe HHH impregnated her TWICE?

This kinda reminds me of how I used to fuck with my teacher in school

>>840155
But is okay to be racist against white people!

>>840138
He's garbage on the Mic and has two moves

>>840136
Dunno. I just tunned in recently. The last slammy i saw was the one year of Michaels vs Cena one hour raw match.

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>own this building

Uh...Steph...

Cena-esque.

This awkward as fuck

>>840160

I can only imagine how horrible the sex sounded

That segment was literally a waste of time.

>>840160
I would instantly cum in her if she screamed at me like that

Ok I'm enjoying this Roman Reigns. Comedic gold. Pretending to be a badass just doesn't wiork for him. This feels genuine

>>840167
Racism against white people doesn't exist. Discrimination is used from a position of power, which white people are in.

>>840160
I would do it 3x pham. She is hot as fuck for a milf.

>threatening people with a 2 on 3 match
>Thinking Dean can't handle potato man

>DEAN AMBROSE
>STEEL CAGE

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

>SHEAMUS

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

>award show
>stephanie episode
>those matches
gross

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>HELL TOUPEE

Trump confirmed for WM

Usos and Ambrose heel turn from this?

>>840209

I'd rather see the doughboy.

>>840209

Now that right there is a punishment for all of us.

That promo was great, not gonna lie. And, it wasn't too long.

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hey that was pretty good

What a shitty start

If Kevin Owens doesn't win this, then fuck this company.

>Leave my ring now Roman!
>Okay...
>Don't you leave my ring Roman!
Can't the writers even do common sense anymore?

>>840167
what did ADR ever say/do (besides possibly in a heel persona) that was bigoted against white people as a whole?
>>840196
The argument (which I won't state an opinion on) is that discrimination can exist, as can prejudice, but "racism" refers to something systemic, bigger than one person having a shitty opinion/attitude. Thus, the argument goes, racist ideas are those that reinforce existing systemic racism. Nobody says black people can't discriminate against white people.

>>840237
Should have voted :^)

Anybody but Based Fatass winning is objectively incorrect.

>Charlotte

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>Mfw Charlotte wins because muh feminism.

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>>840016
Do what I'm too weak to do and stop watching... although you could argue watching is the stronger then not...

Fuck it, just turn this off and play

>>840167
Sorry, I think my joke was unclear. Because WWE hired a racist dude who mocked Alberto for being Hispanic, Alberto left and was Alberto El Patron in Mexico for a while. Hence, they got "Alberto El Patron" for their hiring of a racist.

I'm not accusing ADR of being racist.

>lose most of matches
>up for best new comer award

Why is Tyler Breeze in this?

Calling KO

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https://www.59saniye.com/big-sexynin-ulkucu-olmasi/

>>840266
Because he is a CUTE

>>840266
Because he's a great performer, even if he's under utilized.

I miss edge :/

>>840266
Because there are not enough new stars to fill their quota.

>>840278
He's average, not great.

>>840242
dude i was just memeing

>>839950
Roman Reigns needs to never talk.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>840288
I disagree.

>Neville...
>Who's literally done nothing...

>NEVILLE
BASED

LMAO.

>Neville
literally how

>PEOPLE GENUINELY DONT THINK THIS IS RIGGED AT ALL

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Well then... I'm kind of shocked KO didn't win but at least Neville gets some recognition finally.

Cuckville won. Fuck this company.

Kek, looks like KO is the man that the voters forgot

Haha go Neville fuck the fatass

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>not having KO win and powerbomb Zig off the stage

FUCK!!!

...but at least Neville gets some love

BASED KO

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>vote during the commercials live because it's totally real and not fake
>they have a card with the winner on it

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WWE YOU DID IT YOU KILLED ROMANS MOMENTUM IN 10 MINUTES A WEEK AFTER YOU FINALLY GOT HIM OVER!

>>840319
> Live voting.
> Has a envelope with predetermined answer.

KO is based as fuck

>>839950
Would be nice if they actually fired lame ass Reigns.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

Devil's favourite jobber outta nowhere

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>describing Wyatt family as "nutty"

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will see Kane fight and drop it.

This match
>why?

>Pyrobotch

>the state of WWE technicians
top kek

Literally not even a match.

KANE IS GETTING

B E R R I E D

And, once again, I don't know why I bother to vote, when it's obvious that's rigged after the first award.

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>>840155
>>840167
>>840196
>>840242

>sup /asp?/
well the fag delivered

Botched pyro for Kane.. but why? He's a legend. He deserves better.

Will there be a Demon of the Year award? Who do you think would win it, /asp/?

Rhyno btfo

>>840405
You didn't...you didn't ACTUALLY download the app...did you?

Fucking hell why are the grandpas here again? I'm tired of these old jobbers

What exactly did Neville do this year?

>Team ECW back despite being beaten twice
Well there goes any chance of the Wyatts regaining momentum

>>840423
flips

>>840421
I've got it because I have the network, too.

>>840384
Oh it was to set up a shit 8 man tag match

>>840421
Unfortunately. This app is useless otherwise, and well it's useless for this too.

Dat pyro doe

>>840423
Wrestle Cody for 8 months straight.

Inb4 8 man tag

>>839950
Hulk-a-mania is still running wild.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

holla.

Wwe live event has
Cena vs del rio for us championship
Brock lesnar vs sheamus

>>840438
Yup called it

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https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/679090314653663234?s=09

The New Day segment better be worth the loss


>>840442
Cody? Who is he?

>>839866
Reminder to Report and Hide all anti-Hogan posts.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>this commentary

>>839950
Hulk hogan returns and ends all eight man tag teams matches. The crowd goes wild.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

Wassup is such a retardaded and stupid looking move

Fucking impromptu tag matches

GUY
BMJ IS BACKSTAGE


JOHN CENA RETURNS TONIGHT
CHECK TWITTER

>>840495
Spot the millennial

3-0 BASED WYATTS

I saw a
"Sup /asp/" sign

Santino's still employed!

>Santino
>still a thing

There's a guy who lived the fucking dream. Got to have a ton of fun, probably has enough money to live comfortably the rest of his days and is also famous enough to get noticed on the street but not so famous he can't go to a restaurant.

Fuck you faggets hating on Santino.

>>840522
No he isn't, this is just a guest appearance

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>dat random Big E kazoo munching

Every. Fucking. Time.

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>LOL moment going to anyone but R Truth

>>840536
>Liking Santino
>2015

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...fuck I forgot the shit commercial.... kill me now

SANDOW ON TV

>niagra
That was kinda funny but it should go to truth

This is some fucking funny omg hahahshshahshah

>>840519
It's got punctuation and all, that's an interesting concept.

>>840543
Truth's a seriously underutilized commodity. Much shit as people talk about him, his segments are always memorable

>erectile disfunction is pg
ok

>>839950
Hulk Hogan is the biggest name in wrestling.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

The R-Truth segment was actually legitimately funny and the only one that should win. Too bad they had to ruin it by doing it again.

On the other hand, if Miz wins we might get some Sandow.

>r-truth is win the award, then it turns out it was a mistake

screecap this

I'm torn between Truth and Big E chewing the kazoo.

>>840581
PG isn't really that forced to children, a lot of cartoons are PG and have a lot of adult jokes

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>>840541
now anytime can be that time thanks to the power of technology

>>840581
Why wouldn't it be? It's not like there's any sexual content.

>>840586
Then give it to New Day. I'd be fine with this.

>>840581
>Muricans are ok with violence but any mention of a body part and they cringe

>Owens vs Ziggler AGAIN
wow

>no Truth
top kek

Why do people like New Day? They were fine when they started to turn heel but now they'ee just annoying... Only 12 year olds like them

I miss the Awesome Truth tag team.

Sup Foley family.

>Saint Mick
I love the holidays

#bringbackhohohogan

>>840586
Fucking retard liar asshole poo poo head

>>840612
Yes, they do. Which is why I'm baffled they had that segment.

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>>840594
Kek. It's like, what even was his purpose. Fowler fucking nailed it.

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>noellelf

>>840619
I miss edge :/

>>840617
Cuz 4Chan is full of cucks

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>>839856
Usos win it because Roman is "white hot" and also samoan, there's no other clear explanation considering they've been out for so long and the casual crowd barely cheer for them anymore.

Mick Foley as Santa is always fun.

>>840649
Makes me feel all warm n' fuzzy.

PAUL HEYMAN

WHO WON THE LOL AWARD FAMILY?

Holy kek they're playing music from mass effect 2

>>840664

R-Truth with the Money in the Bank promo.

>>840637
Naomi and Noelle Foley,
sitting naked under my tree,
is all I really want for Christmas this yearrrr...

All those canned in boos during rollins' nomination

>>840664
r-truth

>>840617
Because they're entertaining and great in the ring.

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>>840637
I want that for Christmas


>>840635
Oh yea... Fowler had that golden idea. Sadly it didn't become a think


Rollins deserves an award for some best laugh

Holy fuck how many commercials are there in a episode? God fucking damn

http://active2.wwe.com/feeds/wweactive/html

Time to fuck with the tweets with #Slammy

>>840690
First time watching RAW, senpai?

>>840637
She looks too much like Mick and it's off-putting

this is a good shot however because her face is angled

>>840690
Have you never watched wwe?

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A+ Player is only acceptable choice for SSOTY.

>>840690
Not familiar with American TV?

>>840696
Live, yes.

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>TNA Commercial
HA!
the shit that just won't flush

the oh my g-d shocking moment of the year

Please tell me this is scripted

fuck he talks like rey

CAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

I'm really sick of Ziggler desu

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>>840700
my fetish revealed

Pretty respectable promo skills. Kalisto's going places, mark my word. Mysterio 2.0 in the making.

>>840735
He is Rey.

I hope KO shits on this washedup manlet.

how long til ziggler injures his knee/shoulder

so are the slammy's live?

Guys...


Seth is going to win SSOTY...r-right?

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When you realize Mr. Foley's babygirl will never rub your dick with her feet.

>>840744
Rey must feel pretty bad knowing hes just a spoke on the wheel n da wheels gunna keep turnin

>>840777
No. Roman will.

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we better be getting Truth backstage antics later!

>>840786
generic fake blonde, heavily made up bimbo no 9494994 desu

>"I eat popcorn and drink soda every day of my life!"

>>840713
Holy shit, I didn't see that in my area. The cajones.

Do champions actually get more pay?

>>840786
She looks like a shitskin who dyed her hair. All that makeup makes it worse.

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>>840800
>dat gif

S'alright, wadn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

>>840810
Yes, they get a bonus

>>840810
No. But, I believe that wrestlers get paid extra for PPV matches. And champion = PPV matches.

Why don't they just use the Warren Zevon version? Fuck this trendy slow garbage. Use "Excitable Boy" or "Lawyers, Guns, and Money"

>>840810
Yes, it's why "push our guy" movements rarely work out. The wrestlers get raises and contract renegotiations when they're expected to get a big push.

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>>840818
I think she's very attractive.

>>840642
>>840637
Noelle Foley ;)

>>840801
So she'll fit right into the WWE dynasty.

>it's a superstar kicks out of a finisher match
Whats even the point of them anymore? This happens every single match

OOOH OWENS WITH THE INSULIN SHOT

Shitty pop tart powerbomb

>>840848
Or any cable news network desk/couch.

>>840850

Fameasser isn't a finisher

It's an I want to cum inside of Stephanie episode.

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fucking Roman winning again

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>we live in the universe where Stephanie is taking over the company instead of Shane

>the most prestigious award is superstar of the year
inb4 feminists complaining on tumblr or leddit

>Sandow not in the supercut
kek

So far this RAW is forgettable

Seth better wins this shit

Seth better win this!
The guy was champion for most of the year.

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>>840637

I hope Seth gets superstar, but it will be Roman.

Ramen noodles better not win this shit

Undertaker
Brock Lesnar
Seth Rollins

Really no other choice to keep it a 100 foke.

PLEASE GOD BE SETH

there is only ONE a+ player

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>>840901
>>840898
Or Cena.

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>>840896
Considering he jobbed 95% of 2015, I hope not.

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>its a 2old Weirdo thread
>its a tommy wet rimmer thread
>its a some cuck thread
>its an adam rose thread

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Seth better win

>>840901
>Undertaker
Maybe 10 years ago, pal

>>840901
Nailed it.

Omg they did it

based seth

I want seth back :/ with edge :/

I am glad he won, but I am so depressed to see him limping.

Speak up you faggot.

A+ PLAYER

>>839950
This is one of the worst RAWs I have seen all year.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

Finally some justice! Seth fucking deserves it.

But damn, seeing him with crutches makes me want to rip my heart out. Come back to us, Seth!

>>840871
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>840966
Keep posting as many variations of this horseshit as possible; need to know how many versions of it to block.

>>840016
>kevin owens swears on pg tv
When did he do that and what did he say?

Oh well I called it
Del Rio will just drop the title against Cena

Cena vacation is over and he wants his championship back

I'm glad they brought Cena back already we need him

>>840989
Nearly every week, dude.

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>>841015
>Cena gets the US Title 3 times in a year

based bmj

>>839950
John Cena still sucks.

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>841028
>he keeps it forever and never challenges for the WWEWHC again

>>841026
I think he should swear in french though. That would add to the character and nobody in burgerland knows what CRISS or TABARNAK! means.

>>841039
I'm fine with this.

It is about damn time the one and only A+++ player came back to Raw. BMJ should be WWE TNA WCW NWA ROH IGWP US IC WHC.

>>841040
Was Maryse slipping a few choice words here and there?

>>841056
>BMJ
who the fuck is bmj?

>>841057
Probably. I do always remember her getting X-Pac heat when they went to Quebec.

>>841061
Big Match John.

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>>841061
Please have sex

that double stump is pretty good

>>841061
Big Match John

>>841061
Big mean Johnny

>cena vs a four man faction
well I think we know where this is going.
Come summerslam The League of Nations gonna have Cena as their leader

>League of Nations now jobbing to Cena and Reigns
feels bad man

>>841072
>18+ meme
no I think you need sex

John Cena better win this one

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>>841090
Fucked last night

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Big Show deserve this

>>841090
18+

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>>841056

>>839950
John Cena is a gay ass fag. Hulk Hogan would beat him and take back his championship

BMH

Big match Hogan

# Who is the Hogan Poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

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>>841098
>>841105
cool memes brah

John or Reigns have this. Wouldn't mind Beeg or Nattie winning though.

>Your biggest muscle is your brain
Too easy Reigns, too easy.

>Crowd boos because no Cena

Which is it, faggots? He's around too much or not?

CENAFAGSBTFO

Cenation is too busy giving charity to Nikki's cunt to accept that award.

>>841150
Nikki is at Raw tonight to accept the diva award

>bo dallas claus

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Santa Bo!!!!!!!

BOLIEVE

Fucking Based Bo

>Jericho
yes,, cause that was such a monumental return for all of one night,.

>Not that fat smelly man at the mall
Bray?

>dat crowd full of Bolievers

Fuck, why doesn't Vince push based Bo?